Bisexadrine | House M.D..
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- The team are faced with an interesting case when they try to figure out a painter's diagnosis, which is causing him to paint distorted pictures of people. When a prescribed drug disappears from his system and the team try to figure out why, the assumption is that the trial medication he has consumed might be the reason. Furthermore, this gives House the perfect opportunity to play on the team's own personal lives - particularly Thirteen's...
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From Season 5 Episode 3 ''Adverse Events'': A painter's undiagnosed illness affects his work, and House (Hugh Laurie) and his team must look at the man's paintings to determine what's wrong with him.
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4:46 "couldn't even if I cared enough to want to" is such a wow phrase...
House's way of saying that would be unethical. jajaja
@@AGL.001 House saying something is 'un-ethical' is like a nascar driver telling you he doesnt like going fast
It's House's way of saying that it would be illegal.
@@alltat and exactly how many times as that stopped house from doing something?
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 once, right in the video. didnt you watch it?
"Who pays 12% interest on a car loan?" 🤣🤣🤣 I love how he just comes out with it instead of building it all up inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first car loan was in 1985, when interest rates were completely nuts. I bought a used car and not having established credit at that point, had to take a personal loan at 17%. I only got that loan because the bank manager knew me personally. Fortunately it was only a 2 year loan.
I did, on an '83 Toyota Celica in 1987.
@@CraigNesbit in 1987 cars also were alot cheaper.
@@savagesock3598 Umm, not exactly. In fact, new car prices his an all-time high in 1986. Of course the prices are much lower if you don't take into account inflation over the intervening 4 decades.
OTOH, what cost $10,000 in 1985 is the equivalent of a purchase of $28,000 today.
Seriously. I paid 5.5% APR on my first new car and I thought that was insanely-high at the time. Paying a double-digit interest rate is unfathomable to me. How the hell did people afford paying 15-20% interest on a car loan?
I really thought Cameron, Chase and Foreman couldn’t be replaced BUT Thirteen, Talb and Kutner did one hell of a job
4mNs rIt there👋🤔
@@SuperTGTV
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and then we get know-it-all, pessimistic Asian and i dont even know who
I liked Kutner and sorta liked 13 but not Taub.
I just watched it for the first time tho. Why were they replaced?
I don't know why, but "Drug tests only test for drugs they may test for" is one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time lol
Made tests for*
Made*
And a lesson that the tour de france teaches us
Can't be a funny line if you don't even hear it right
The funniest part is that it’s absolutely true. That’s why they’re having a hard time detecting nitazene (basically the “new fentanyl”) toxicity in toxicology reports. Not routinely tested for, you’d need a GC/MS to figure it out.
Kutner's little smiles every time House teases him have singlehandedly added 10 years to my lifespan
This is ridiculously the greatest television series ever made...dramatic, realistic, poking fun at and working around the recognizing of human behavior.
FACTS💯💯💯💯💯💯💯..LOVE HOUSE
fiction?
Not that realistic. House would be fired during the opening credits of the first episode if it were that realistic.
@@generalerica4123 and that's why it's good. No one wants to see what actually happens in a real hospital, it's fiction.
@@except_nothing Sure, sure, I absolutely agree with that of course. But I still think its important to keep in mind that we do not see and actual doctors regular work in the clinic here. Whilst we do get some tidbits of medical facts here and there, the fact that house is a doctor is merely the backdrop of the "actual" centerpiece of the show, which is of course house and how he interacts with people, and what exactly leads him to act how he acts.
5:40 I love how House puts his hand out and they all know to give him change for the vending machine
Your timestamp was exactly 10 seconds off
@@ghetoknight7801 lol no it wasn't
Ikr it's like everyone needs to make sure he's fed
@@Peanutbuttermaniac13 A full House is usually a good House.
PS: whoops, didn't intend for it to sound like a poker game! 🤣🤣
I love how conditioned the other doctors are around house. He asks for vending machine money; he receives said money no qualms made”
6:20 "World's-sorest-kneesasil. Cutty used to have that title, by the way." Bruh, you didn't have to do her like that🤣🤣
*Cuddy
And no he did not🤣🤣
Bisexadrine is not nearly as funny or as savage as "Cuckoldisol" lmao
"Worldssorestkneecisil! Cuddy used to have that by the way..."
I like that he threw out “bisexadrine” as an obvious goof and Thirteen immediately adopted the name and ran with it lol
I just started watching House from the beginning a few weeks ago, for the first time. Love this show and whoever is keeping this channel going is a hero.
Lucky. I wish Netflix or HBO had it.
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 imagine paying subscriptions fees
@@user-sv5kt8qz3v to who? Peacock?
I believe the ones keeping this channel alive are Peacock, they’re just advertising their own streaming service. Fine with me though, good for the people who are as cheap as I am!
"A cocktail of drugs"- makes me laugh more than it should 😂 Love this show
Needle of alcohol
"G. I. cocktail" Its for GERD. Its Mylanta and Xylocaine with pepcid. A common cocktail in the ER
It's a typical phrase
4:50 I love that response "Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to."
Technically true!
It's crazy how this show aired 10 yrs ago & I'm now finally realizing Olivia Wilda & Omar Epps was on this show. How time flies 😌
I'm so old I don't know anything they've been in since haha
I love that surprised to slightly smug and proud look on Kutner's face when House pulls out the proof he's got the world record. He's just a touch too proud of it given his other achievements like being a doctor working for one of the best in the country.
Too proud? Have you ever *walked* 20 miles? Now imagine crawling it
Cuckoldisol. Great name for a drug.
Cuckoldolol wild be better. The -olol suffix in is used for beta blockers. Get it? Blocker?
I was on mycoxafilin for a while but had side effects. Now on noacetol.
@@rustyjohnson9558 Legendary!
I see a new House video, I click. I'm a simple man.... Thank you so much to the channel owner for these little gems of joy
That’s not that simple. I think you are just trying to compliment yourself by saying something that is untrue.
I DO TO..LOVE HOUSE.. GREAT SHOW
@@gregcarlson8438 That’s a pretty sorry impression of Dr. House. Stick to your day job.
@@Primus54 thanks for the compliment but no impressions here. Try again and you should probably keep your day job.
Foreman as House's boss was a weird era
I have to admit, the first time I saw this episode I was so disturbed by that painting, it was so disturbingly terrifying that it was actually good.
This was one of the snarkiest wittiest House has ever been in the series lmao
Bisexadrine. I love how 13 goes with it with a straight face.
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 At a risk of being risque, she never was straight in the show...
@@benwu7980 Patient: "I'm as straight as any of you guys!"
Thirteen: *Visible risque*
@@benwu7980”He might die, which is good news for all of us…”
A House M.D./Monk crossover wouldve been the best thing on tv to ever happen.
you are not the only one to want this.
Patient : Gets a seizure
5:01 House : Looks down. she is hot😂😂😂
Its all about House 😎🤣🤣🤣
Priorities. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how its funny and hes right
what’s her name? for research purposes
@@iammrgeekboy 😂😂😂. I now want to know this
House checking out the dudes girl while he seizes is hilarious LMFAO
the best writers in the business by a mile
It’s amazing how house can make me laugh out loud revealing Thirteen paid for a 3 year gym membership immediately after I saw a man’s face horrifyingly swell up
Seriously, I don't even know any gym that offers multiple year memberships, let alone a moron who'd take it!
Gyms are like restaurants, most of them go bust in year 1 and only a handful of them survive 3 years!
"is his gf hot?"
"Very. And if he dies it's good news for all of us."
I never caught this the first time 😂
Bisexadrine!
I still don't get what it means.
@@David-io9lp Then she’d be single
@@DeathnoteBB Oh really, I had ruled that out because of the female doctor in their midst. I am only now realizing that she is bisexual, so the statement "all of us" makes sense.
House : You seem to have a massive brain tumor
Patient : Who are you?
Thirteen : He is Dr. House he is pleased to meet you
lol thirteen has to say he is please to meet him for him
13 is so funny dealing with House.
Poor John. Really went downhill after Garfield’s passing
"if he dies, it's good news for all of us, but..."
I guess Wilson is working as a cameraman on this one, he was tired of playing himself and wanted to try something new...
Maybe. 😎
maybe he was going back to the wood nymphs for more lessons :P
That face swelling is the most disturbing special effects I've seen on this show.
"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to." I will use that one.
fact: He was only telling her what he thinks she would want to hear. difference between "He was telling her what she wants to hear" and the first, is the motive. (In other words, dont be afraid to ask or tell)
This team just can't wait to do an emergency tracheotomy every day.
Only after the Lupus misdiagnosis
"I take it none of you saw Trainspotting." brilliant
"You heard the boss. Go!"
You have quoted a line from the clip.
7:35-7:48 W Foreman moment. Massive W. One of the best surgeons in the hospital.
I’ve seen this clip idk how many times and I’ve just now comprehended that he said “World’s-Sorest-Kneesisil”
Had no idea what he was saying for years lmao
Probably the best writing on tv. And the mix of characters drama and comedy is priceless. The fact that they didn’t win more awards tells you something. Just not sure what. Favorite part for me is 13 coming to house for relationship advice and of course Wilson’s character complements house so perfectly to give the show texture.
I think the 12% car loan line is golden. great writing.. because women are known to get ripped off on a car lot in some form or another. We will never get a great show like this:(
I've been in the car business for 25 years, and never seen a woman "get ripped off."
@@TrumpFanNetwork2 should get some glasses then 😉. I did 4 years 200+ sales and I had some leaving the lot with 24% interest 72 months on 20 grand used rides feeling like that came out on top 😎
@@TrumpFanNetwork2 happened to my grandmother when she bought her 93 celica!
House: Is his girlfriend hot?
Thirteen: Very...And if he dies, it is good news for all of us..
Love her snark to house 's seemingly irrelevant question.
Snark? Nah she’s just bi
3:29
i've been cursed with the ability to notice barely noticeable audio cuts
5:24 that argument against welfare, brilliant
His cat is up to shenanigans
My grandpa used to love this shower.
Bisexadrine is clearly a not so subtle dig by House at Thirteen being bisexual.
i like 13................
@@dwightdodd3734 I like her too.
4:50 basically every time you don’t wanna do something in school
As much as I love House, in real life, he would be considered the boss from hell.
"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to". I'm saving that, I'm sure there will be a situation where I might use it someday
Also, "cuckoldisol" made me lose it xD
It's so hard to take Kumar seriously. 🤣🤣
I'd just love to have a doc like House to treat me. Diagnosed in a sec, treated like a human being, fixed and advised.
Treated WITH CONTEMPT, like a human being! ;)
my doctors treat me with contempt and still can't diagnose me, so I'll take House any day
@@KateLate____ Ok about my statement, but... what ails you, me friend?
@@KateLate____Common American L. I've seen it with my own eyes 😢
@@Dusan_Zdravkovicchronic pain. Maybe fibromyalgia. Maybe spondyloarthritis. Maybe hEDS. Hypermobility spectrum disorder. Congenital hip dysplaysia.
5:20 "It's like The Mod Squad." Did that remind anybody else of Foreman being in that movie?
“why are you looking at him?!” “…lets try it out” “You heard the BOSS!” GO!”💀god house is too funny
Does anyone realize that Hugh is not using the cane correctly? A cane is used as, basically, a third leg. The cane goes on the opposite side of the injured/disabled leg
If someone chooses to use an ipsilateral gait, that's their prerogative. There could be many reasons why, none of which make it 'incorrect'. If you don't like it, look away. 🤷♀️
The characters know that, but House does it anyway
House... Home Is Good.
...and third drug? World's sorest kneesosil - Cuddy used to have that title by the way... that one flew so quickly
I participate in clinical trials, but theres a reason they make sure your only in 1 trial at a time
What's the effect of the 3rd drug?
1st is Bisexadrine, 2nd is Cuckholdusall and the 3rd is Worldsorusneazasil (or how do you write it) however unless I missed something no said what's the 3rd drug supposed to do.
Upon rehearing this, it sounded like he said "world's-sorest-knees-icil".
Also, minor correction: "Cuckoldisol" (as "cuck" is a common shortening for "cuckold") would be more accurate for drug 2.
so in the end it was the drugs?
The only thing better than Benzedrine and Dexedrine is bisexadrine.
I pay 18 percent interest on a truck loan so who's the fool.
In the 1980's I was paying 16% mortgage, all these young people laughing at 12% car loan.
The names he gives the medications are hilarious
I take it non of you saw trainsppoting
credit checks dont show the apr if anyone was wondering. Also "who pays 12% on a car loan?" umm... doctors paying off med school debt I guess?
i love this epispode
Chase Kutner Thirteen and House would have been unstoppable.
“She IS hot!” House might not hold back punches, but he also doesn’t hold back compliments lol
"can't Lucas...?"
House be like, yo yo yo wazzup biatch! thank you House, very cool...
House walking into a room with a seizing patient and deciding to immediately stare at his wife's cleavage is the most out of pocket thing ever.
A starving artist who has a Cadillac health plan... things to make the plot work...
Oh hey Breckin Meyer
Homie went from 2000's hot topic to Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
In this episode, the wife is poisoning him.
Nope, wrong episode. This one the drugs he took formed a bezoar, a pellet of undigested food, and as the stomach acid digested a hole into it, it released a new wave of experimental drugs into his stomach.
No. I think that is in a previous season.
Now a 12% car loan is becoming more realistic.
is this the same guy from jeeves and wooster?
If you are referring to Hugh Laurie, who plays the main character, Dr. Gregory House, then yes.
@@TH-camallowedmynametobestolen Wasn't he British??
@@_--Reaper--_ Yup. His natural British accent occasionally peeks through while he is playing this American character.
@@_--Reaper--_ Spoiler alert! Hugh Laurie is STILL British. 😉
@@Primus54 Oi's that so then?
5:05 focus house, focus, house focus lol 😂
I was here to see Peacock House.
Bisexidrine, Cuckholdisol 😆😅🤣
Its 11 pm and i cant sleep so i watch this
they held back house from the patient, not the wife... the doctor gets held back lol
It's legal to fight lies with breaking and entering that's because we made it legal .
house speaks like Sherlock Holmes
Could be better if House was a detective
He is ! took 2 shows for me to understand that is a detective show
how times does house call his team morons through out the series, and incompetent
Anyone else noticed The mod squad reference?
"CUCK-OLD-isol"
What is the deal with his and Talb in this one? ? ?
5:01 Bruh fucking House omg
I didn't know they still did tracheostomies?
only 12%!
he got nothing on taub 😎
Omg HI JOHN!! 👋🏻👋🏻 Long time no see, hows garfield and odie?
anyone know why they just cut off kutner suddenly!?!?! I think the story went almost downhill from that point
the actor left to work in obama's white house.
12% Apr is ridiculous 😂
Never watched this show but after watching countless # of these snippets I just might have too...
So did his girlfriend have anything to do with what’s going on with him?
Nope
He had an ulcer in his stomach storing all 3 drugs from the drug trials and when it shrank he got a massive dose of all 3
@@matth227 pretty sure it was more than that as he was on at least 6 different drugs 3 every 3 months or so
How did House ever keep his job?
because he's the one who saves all the lives duh
@@jdssurf I understand that's the excuse, but he's an addict, and they all know it. All it would take would be one mistake, and the lawsuits would shut the place down.
@@IFStravinsky yeah but they explain through the series how him being on the meds makes him better actualy so idk, i hear ya though
Nice 👍