Does A Bullet Proof Hoodie Actually Work?

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  • @GarandThumb
    @GarandThumb  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

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    • @nmhockey5
      @nmhockey5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      deal dash sounds like Big daddy unlimited.. im still getting charge a subscription with no way of cancelling

    • @baka3987
      @baka3987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🗿

    • @Lil_poopy_Squat
      @Lil_poopy_Squat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Where my dooki go when I flush?

    • @----870
      @----870 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You don't know shit Micah."- Garand thumb. Also did you decapitate the dummy?

    • @sensei9295
      @sensei9295 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Survivability, even with the soft armor from a 12ga slug at close range, is not good. The chances of being happy with surviving a 12ga slug at close range are worse.

  • @AndHaunted
    @AndHaunted 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2327

    Honestly the biggest failing with this hoodie is that they didn't design the armor to appear as a 6 pack.

    • @randybugger3006
      @randybugger3006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Some graphics on it could help break up the outline of the plates too.

    • @Kyrazlan
      @Kyrazlan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Sell them that Idea now.

    • @britishbeef4890
      @britishbeef4890 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Your thorax doesn't get a 6 pack

    • @Ultrajamz
      @Ultrajamz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Call it the “6 shooter edition”, boom profit.

    • @brown2889
      @brown2889 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So funny!😂😂😂😂

  • @oneballwizard406
    @oneballwizard406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5881

    We need more of the "Becoming deadly" series

    • @deand5602
      @deand5602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      Please flannel daddy, make it happen

    • @johnmarkfeiger-no5ri
      @johnmarkfeiger-no5ri 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Yes please

    • @dangerousfarmer
      @dangerousfarmer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      AGREED!

    • @ColeMD17
      @ColeMD17 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      100%

    • @Jordan-nc3zy
      @Jordan-nc3zy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      At least a segment at the middle or end of the ballistic dummy type videos

  • @LordOfAllusion
    @LordOfAllusion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +521

    I would really like to see a “Could this save Robocop” segment where after testing a body armor, everybody shoots a fresh plate at the same time with all the calibers previously tested, just to see if it could have saved Alex Murphy.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Lmao. I like this idea. Let's find a way to save our DPD! 😂

    • @z5m1k3
      @z5m1k3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      If they do it, they need to get Kurtwood Smith to reprise his role as Clarence Bodicker. "Neneneneneh. Neneneneneh!"

    • @abysswicked9076
      @abysswicked9076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      “How to waste $75 of ammunition for entertainment, on top of the $200 of munition we already planned to waste for entertainment”
      But I’d absolutely love to see that, for no greater reason than “BANG BANG BANG BANG”

    • @LordOfAllusion
      @LordOfAllusion 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@abysswicked9076 brought to you by SDI

    • @garryuyahoo
      @garryuyahoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Of course, part of the problem with soft armor is that Kevlar fibers become less effective across the armor as you shoot them. So every bullet weakens the armor giving it less stopping power for future bullets. Had you shot that slug at the front piece, it probably would have gone straight through as well.

  • @abysswicked9076
    @abysswicked9076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    See, my family used to call me paranoid, because I wore a front and back plate vest under my sweatshirt/hoodie/jackets. When it saved me from a random drive-by crossfire, they saw why I wore it.
    (Edit: drive-by was to shoot somebody else, and I was on the same side of the street as them, and I was struck by two 9mm rounds. One only glazed my jacket and just tore some threading, but the other struck my back plate, and at the angle it struck, it would’ve struck my spinal cord. So it saved my life, and my ability to walk. I’d rather be paranoid and alive, than trusting and dead/paralyzed.)

    • @pat97520
      @pat97520 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where do I get one of these myself? How expensive are they? What is the name of the company?

    • @abysswicked9076
      @abysswicked9076 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@pat97520 I more meant I wore an actual vest underneath my sweatshirt. If you want the actual vest, it was the HighCom Trooper APC.

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If i was in the USA or another relatively dangerous region, i'd absolutely wear armour 24/7

    • @3keromusic
      @3keromusic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Are you joking or is this serious? If it actually happened, it's great that you survived to tell the story here on youtube.

    • @GaiusJuliusCaesar02
      @GaiusJuliusCaesar02 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EternalShadow1667nothing happens if you do live in good suburbs and good areas in cities im the usa

  • @GnarstyTV
    @GnarstyTV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    There are only two kinds of GT videos. Ones where Mr. Thumb is "interested to see" and those where he is "curious to know".

  • @svenneff
    @svenneff 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

    Points to Paul for bringing a handkerchief/small towel. Also he is correct, changing one's socks and drinking water is the cure all for serious injuries.

    • @1olddirtroad
      @1olddirtroad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Motrin too bro

    • @patrickjones1380
      @patrickjones1380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Spoken like a true medic lol

    • @KyleM_from_the_Ozarks
      @KyleM_from_the_Ozarks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Don’t forget the Vicks.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Anoneemus_Noenayme one of the most badass things I've ever read.

    • @tmutant
      @tmutant 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I came here to say this. @@1olddirtroad

  • @Saint1531
    @Saint1531 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    That burst footage with the music was some of the most mesmerizing footage I've ever seen.

  • @LuiGiBon000
    @LuiGiBon000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    As always Garand Thumb rewards our loyality to watch his content with VERY important answers for VERY important questions

    • @kevinchristensen84
      @kevinchristensen84 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think of his videos as P.S.A.'s; they're like betting at the horse track: always cover the long shot, no matter how long it is. 😁😁😁

  • @WhatIsSanity
    @WhatIsSanity 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +564

    Good to have Micah back on the camera, it does make a difference having an experienced cameraman. Paul was making the right calls, pretty good Dad advice too.

  • @Quad_Nods
    @Quad_Nods 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +603

    Man we need to appreciate Charlie’s sacrifice to becoming a ballistic dummy for this video. Thanks Charlie, for the honorable sacrifice he made for our entertainment

    • @MrNpc81
      @MrNpc81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Better than having to listen to his jokes...

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@MrNpc81 your name and that opinion fit together so well.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BibitybopitybaconNice burn.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@MrNpc81Jealousy is unbecoming. Also, don't you think it's sad that 80 people were more creative than you?

    • @RedPillAlways
      @RedPillAlways 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@MrNpc81 your momma has tissues

  • @metzdupcounselor
    @metzdupcounselor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Some of the best slow motion I've ever seen. Well done. Very satisfying to watch.

  • @carlsmith9308
    @carlsmith9308 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the first thing i learned about armor is that speed and velocity is what defeats armor. anything traveling fast enough will go through anything

  • @sab0t642
    @sab0t642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +648

    2:35 - 12g slug fired at head (unarmored)
    4:51 - .22 fired at armored torso
    5:51 - 9mm fired at armored torso
    7:39 - .45 fired at armored torso
    10:30 - .357 fired at armored torso
    11:58 - .44 fired at armored torso
    14:38 - 12g rifled slug fired at armored torso
    16:46 - .50AE fired at armored torso
    17:48 - .45-70 fired at armored torso
    19:15 - magazine dump from a browning automatic rifle, .30-06 i think (fired at armored torso)

    • @AS-br8si
      @AS-br8si 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Thanks 👍

    • @12MRJERSEY
      @12MRJERSEY 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You're a legend.

    • @gsg9death
      @gsg9death 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      For the last one it looks like a Colt Monitor

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you! 🏅

    • @Mjones8383
      @Mjones8383 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes .30.06, what gun lover doesn't know that😂, just fvkn with you

  • @fuelforthepyre_9044
    @fuelforthepyre_9044 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2108

    *This channel just isn't the same without Charlie and all of his knowledge.*

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

      Maybe he’s a Snoring Dinner Instaflute.

    • @MrNpc81
      @MrNpc81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      Charlie isnt funny, there i said it

    • @knobjob2839
      @knobjob2839 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Lies!

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MrNpc81what a Jewish take

    • @ExpatriotSilencers
      @ExpatriotSilencers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Charlie is a terribly unfunny clown who made me not want to watch. It is clear that he seriously upset SDI as he hasn't been seen since. The new guy Paul was actually quite good.

  • @sunnysonne2957
    @sunnysonne2957 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    One thing to note is the armor has technically already been used, and is well past its rated damage threshold by the time you shot it with .44. Try it again on a clean hoodie, center mass instead of up at the edge of the armor, would be a way better, more fair 3A test. Im not expecting it to still be 3A all AFTER getting hit with .22, 9mm, .357 and .45acp, because thats a grossly unrealistic expectation, unless 6 people with 6 diff guns hit you 1 after the other (never gonna happen)

    • @neoprofin
      @neoprofin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It literally stopped all of them that it's rated for. That's 3A. No one who knows anything about ballistics, soft armor, or firing tests would have a problem with this.
      If you served, you know that un-less you have hard plate you're still going to have a bad day when you get shot. But you're still alive, you don't need someone to reinflate your lung or seal it, you're not bleeding out of your back from an exit wound that no one noticed because they didn't check under your vest. I understand your complaint that when they opened up on full auto it was already compromised, but it wasn't rated to stop that in the first place. That was just having fun. If you want to take point-blank full auto at point blank range, you might want to roll in a tank not a hoodie.

  • @davidpossien3061
    @davidpossien3061 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nothing more American than this video. It actually brought me to tears at 19:50. The music and slow mo was breathtaking. Keep up the good work guys.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    Starting by taking out the head was funny. But, it was really hard to see if there was internal damage after that because so much of the juicy skull insides dropped down the front making everything red before you really started.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Science failed, we'll get 'em next time

    • @wcsdiaries
      @wcsdiaries 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah really annoying

  • @colestowing8695
    @colestowing8695 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +476

    Impressive. That hoodie did way better than i expected.👍 You might regret surviving after some of those though

    • @claytonjohnston6916
      @claytonjohnston6916 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I’m curious if you can stick a trauma pad in it? If so that would help a little on the blunt force trauma.

    • @oczhaal
      @oczhaal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@claytonjohnston6916 Then, use a regular bulletproof vest and throw a hoodie over it :)

    • @youtubekeepsshadowbannin-ym4go
      @youtubekeepsshadowbannin-ym4go 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@claytonjohnston6916if it's from wonder hoodie I believe yes

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The odds are your never going to need it anyways

    • @Nerdgasm13
      @Nerdgasm13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      nah i think its better than nothing

  • @eb782nd7
    @eb782nd7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    To caveat on the multiple becoming deadly, i think a home/perimeter defense one would be good, as well as maybe a suburb one. I get alot of the previous information is transferable but another take is always a good thing to have. Maybe covering fields of observation/fire, setting up a temporary or permanent OP in the neighborhood etc. S2 underground does cover some of this already.

  • @allofUSAunite
    @allofUSAunite 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those slowmo shots were beautiful ❤❤❤plus the string music is perfect

  • @maddog3902
    @maddog3902 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

    I picked up a couple 'Sherpa' winter hoodies from a Washington State based company called 'Bulletproof Everyone' a few years back and they have actually become a regular part of my wardrobe. The BE armor is a good deal thicker than the armor shown in this video but it is still quite stealthy. (Although I do appear as to have spent a fair bit more time in the gym than I actually have when wearing it to most who know me closely)
    The positive:
    A.) Has been tested and found not to be lacking in it's claim to stop handguns up to .44mag
    2.) Easily my best fall and winter jacket. Keeps me toasty & warm and can do so all through the night if necessary
    D.) If you stitch on six or more patches you will feel like one tough Son-Of-A-Bangalore as you shrug off slam after hit after elbow when
    slam hard with your brothers in a mosh in the Slayer pit. FOO-KING SLAYER!!!!!
    The Negative:
    A:) It's a little warm in late spring and early fall
    2:) A bit bulkier than newer designs like the one shown in this video
    D:) Will transform your fragile, temporary, human corpse-to-be into an inescapable iron maiden of moist suffering if worn it in the
    accursed heat of the summer. This is absolutely NOT a year round option for those who are not accustomed to wearing armor
    in almost anything shy of a warzone in the graveyard of empires.
    Rating: 9.42069 (out of 10)

    • @michaelt.9372
      @michaelt.9372 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@themessenger8608bulletproof everyone

    • @smiley165
      @smiley165 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@themessenger8608he said it in his comment “bullet proofeveryone “

    • @BulletproofEveryone
      @BulletproofEveryone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      This is our Urban. Our IIIA is wayyy thinner now than when you bought from us a few years ago.

    • @KhmerShadow
      @KhmerShadow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Just get The Operator and wear a t shirt over it, you can wear it all year round that way. That’s what I do

    • @maddog3902
      @maddog3902 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@BulletproofEveryone Oh, right on. Seems business is going well. I'd like to roll out there sometime and check them out, if that would be doable, because I am ready for Winter but... Summer is coming.

  • @laxthebarsmith6951
    @laxthebarsmith6951 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    speed is why 9 did more than 45 on this soft armor, also the 9mm was high left on the soft armor and the 45 was more centered. the 45 was given more room to dissapate enegry across the armor

    • @ElBandido_1
      @ElBandido_1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That, and 45 is just mid in general

    • @Animo2006
      @Animo2006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Its really the combination of a larger surface area, heavier projectile and lower velocity that makes the .45 ACP less effective than 9mm in every way against an armored target. Against an unarmored target it performs better because its less likely to overpenetrate and deliver all of its kinetic energy to the target whereas 9mm tends to pass straight through a target if it doesn't hit bone.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@ElBandido_1 I bet you won't say that at your local buffet. No balls.

    • @jimrustle643
      @jimrustle643 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Weimerica8841sheeeeeeeeiiit, I said it out loud in the middle of of a Denny's just yesterday what u mean 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dennis-vm6lu
      @Dennis-vm6lu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ElBandido_1 they can't handle the truth!

  • @cursedisreborn9362
    @cursedisreborn9362 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    11:27 .44 MAGNUM 😃 bro was so excited.

  • @bryanjessdenio1292
    @bryanjessdenio1292 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I actually want to see you test that "couple heavy coats vs 22lr" theory

  • @CivilianTactical
    @CivilianTactical 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

    “How to become deadly… In Chicago.”

    • @DevinAlden
      @DevinAlden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Rule number 1 hit everything but your intended target

    • @codyi7102
      @codyi7102 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      7.5in ar that hardly works, g23 with shitty korean 30rnd mags and a switch, and a ski mask. Im pretty sure thats standard issue for "chiraq" veterns

    • @evildrizzt1
      @evildrizzt1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@codyi7102the classic ‘I can’t see sh!t through this’ ski mask. Goes great with 150rd drum

    • @Dutch.W
      @Dutch.W 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yoo we need a collab

  • @jeremiahswinson2258
    @jeremiahswinson2258 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Favorite parts are each time Garand is excited like a 5 year old after you tell them they can get anything from the candy store

    • @Tealc69
      @Tealc69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Them ?!? They ???!?! Gay

    • @zartmo4830
      @zartmo4830 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Tealc69 if you use proper grammar if you say "a 5 year old", the child would be adressed a they/them. IF you said "a five year old boy" it would be he/him. Coming from a conservative ur wrong

  • @rebeccawinterowd8936
    @rebeccawinterowd8936 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Back of the head, right outta the gate?! Expose the weakness from the start. Laughed my butt off because you actually seemed surprised for a second.😮

  • @milkman1026
    @milkman1026 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The spicy scene at 19:43 gave me that Catalina Wine Mixer-Step Brothers vibes. I teared up and had flashbacks.

  • @michaelmartinez5843
    @michaelmartinez5843 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    THE SPICY!!!!!

  • @ghostring3624
    @ghostring3624 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    One also has to think about the amount of blunt force trauma highly focused on these areas transmitting force to the organs behind it. The .44 mag hit at the upper sternum and fractured it… behind that lives a portion of the thoracic aorta. There’s a chance that amount of focused energy could injure the vessel even without the projectile, which can be fatal (not immediately, but possibly without proper medical attention). Also, behind the right lower rib cage lives the liver (.357 mag). That transmitted force could injure the liver, causing a significant liver laceration and bleeding that could potentially kill if not treated. Broken ribs can also cause pneumothorax and collapse the lung, which can kill. The last shot in the back with the slug could injure the spine and the spinal cord.
    Not to say that this is not impressive. It’s better than wearing a hoodie without the soft armor, and I would imagine would increase survivability.

    • @leehrvyoswld
      @leehrvyoswld 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I will die either way 😔

    • @ExpatriotSilencers
      @ExpatriotSilencers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Pretty much any level of protection beats a sucking chest wound.

    • @bobjohnson1633
      @bobjohnson1633 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      If you get shot, always go to the hospital. Lol

    • @themanhimself3
      @themanhimself3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@bobjohnson1633thank you for the medical advice doctor.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      this applies to all soft armor. Soft armor is a better than being shot tradeoff. You want true protection you need hard plates but they hurt comfort, agility, and weight.

  • @kriegsmariner_14
    @kriegsmariner_14 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That Prince of Egypt reference made me smile. Thank you for bringing back some good memories.

    • @RobbyMercer_
      @RobbyMercer_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr me too

  • @snakycake4790
    @snakycake4790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was in stitches the whole time, great stuff all you guys!

  • @RandomGuy1606
    @RandomGuy1606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    shotgun slug and 45ACP really make the old saying "speed defeats armor" ring true. The 9mm doing more damage than the 45 is due to the speed is my guess

    • @bmx7596
      @bmx7596 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      True. Though not wearing armor, the 45acp is pretty impressive. A full-inch wide cavitation from a 4 inch barrel is pretty amazing and still hits penetration depths.

    • @squidy4082
      @squidy4082 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bmx7596agreed

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The ammo type matters, not all 9 mils are as spicy as 9mm NATO, actually, when he clarified he was going to use a fmj nato round, I figured a bone could get broken.
      On the other side, the .45 acp round looked like bulk discount going outta business type of ammo. Now, replace that .45 for a 165gr one and things might be different, specially outta those 5". Cheers.

    • @mikehouser7587
      @mikehouser7587 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hansvonmannschaft9062
      Cheers…! It’s all about energy transfer which is roughly mass and speed of mass but other factors increase the energy like rotation. Put a 165 gr pill on a table and flick it with your middle fingernail. Chances are you might flick the pill off the table but also likely to end up with a black and blue fingernail. The 165 gr pill standing still has significant energy compared to your flicking finger. Throw a 165 gr pill at your buddy with a pitchers throw and get laughed at. Throw a 40 gr pill at 1200 fps and you have a shart show. For sure 9mm NATO is way faster than us made 9mm amo for all the wrong us ammo mfg marketing campaigns. That’s why us has P, +P, ++P, P+P, PP++PP and so forth and so on. Ever wonder why certain 5.7 types are LE only…? Same reason we get 9mm Luger here in us. Not a Glock fan boy, although no complaints either, but there is a reason they are global standard.

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mikehouser7587 Hey there, after reading your reply entirely, and also noticing that you mentioned a firearm brand at the end, I'm positive you didn't understand my comment at all. As a trolling attempt, could've been a good one, but lacked finesse. So I'd rather say you simply didn't catch my comment. Like on a "don't drink and type" kind of parody ad.
      Have a good one.

  • @DoubleWhammy
    @DoubleWhammy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    You should do a caveman episode testing stone and bone tools against one of those ballistic torsos. I need to know if granite or marble is better for bashing Grug's skull for stealing my berries.

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Use your dong. Much more effective at getting your point across.

    • @rickeydeyoung9096
      @rickeydeyoung9096 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I suggest the channel Skallagrim for some melee weapon testing on ballistic dummies.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That sounds like something they've done on Spike TV or History channel. You know this is a gun channel right?

    • @DoubleWhammy
      @DoubleWhammy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rickeydeyoung9096 I thoroughly enjoy his channel, swords are neat.

    • @DoubleWhammy
      @DoubleWhammy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@phantomspaceman No shit, but it'd be neat. He LARPs as a time travelling Ron Jeremy slaying spec ops guy for fun. That sounds like a direct to video Sci-Fi channel special, which is funny. Doesn't always have to be high speed super cereal stuff, Timmy.

  • @markalsobrooks5934
    @markalsobrooks5934 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Please include more informative and becoming deadly videos. I would really like to see the series become a series. I enjoy these but those videos had tons of useful info

  • @Emberen_Dmara
    @Emberen_Dmara 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome video as always Guys, and I hope we get to see more of Paul in the future.

  • @fastoldman16
    @fastoldman16 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +453

    These videos are fun. And there's nothing wrong with fun. But you are at your peak when you're teaching. Your "Becoming Deadly" series is by far your most important work....please lean more into that. You make a positive difference in this world either way....thanks for what you do!

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'd love to see more of this series, too!

    • @favre231
      @favre231 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      YES. More educational contentb

  • @RealSteelRangeToys
    @RealSteelRangeToys 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Although it looks silly as an every day hoodie. Kevlar lined clothing is great for motorcyclist because of how much heat and abrasion resistance it has. This would be a super solid option for people who don't like the super rigid "armored" jackets that most riding gear stores sell.

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      heat and abrassion yes, but little to no shock absorbtion. the point of those rigid jackets is to protect your spine. and other bones, but mostly spine. broken arms heal. broken spine doesn't. of course, jacket like that is better than riding in a tshirt, but still- the armor has it's point
      would work a tad better if it also had kevlared arms instead of just torso. people tend to instinctually guard themselves with them, they get most damaged when sliding

  • @ZenMaster762
    @ZenMaster762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes! The Brower frame is dope and makes the 320 so much better ergonomics wise

  • @alexDeGruccio
    @alexDeGruccio 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:27 my guy you loaded that shell so perfect its like watching Master Chief from Halo load it, its like butter!

  • @thetrentpete
    @thetrentpete 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    I miss Charlie… he’s one of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen

    • @EvenFive
      @EvenFive 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Who killed him?

    • @albatross6221
      @albatross6221 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      @@EvenFiveunfortunately he contracted ligma and passed from it peacefully in his sleep

    • @benjaminnevins5211
      @benjaminnevins5211 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Snoring Doris Institute

    • @SYLRMHA
      @SYLRMHA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Got shot by FPS russia

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

      He’s moving here and will be back soon!

  • @alexguzman230
    @alexguzman230 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    GT- WERE GOING TO SHOOT A BULLETPROOF HOODIE!?
    Matt & Kentucky- are we a joke to you!?!

    • @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader
      @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Matt and Kentucky are annoying

    • @spartan6273
      @spartan6273 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Dread_Pirate_Homesteaderbad take

    • @moneyandtimefreedom3352
      @moneyandtimefreedom3352 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dread_Pirate_Homesteader
      Kentucky is annoying as hell, Matt is ok

  • @a.s.h.5774
    @a.s.h.5774 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was legit off the cuff great advice at the end. If we all remember and follow that the times we most don't want to, we'd all be better off.

  • @ROYBGP
    @ROYBGP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    While blasting him in the back of the head right at the start was funny, it really made it tough for us people with stupid eyes to really see the damage to the rest of the body from all the blood.

  • @ExcavationNation
    @ExcavationNation 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    "If someone has a Colt Monitor.. just dont."
    Garand Thumb 2023

    • @Ungood-jl5ep
      @Ungood-jl5ep 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That thing is surprisingly cool despite how goofy the handguard is.

  • @ForTheLion
    @ForTheLion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Its great how Garand's fingers get progressively more bloody with each new gun cinematic

  • @justinrogers8305
    @justinrogers8305 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As always quality content, I love your vids man please never stop

  • @joshewert13
    @joshewert13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To finish off the with the one and only BAR. Thank you for that.

  • @akirasaavedra7210
    @akirasaavedra7210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    My favorite part is when the bullet proof hoodie said, word for word, “It’s bullet proofin’ time”, and bullet proofed all over everybody.

    • @smileygladhands
      @smileygladhands 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Oh no..... I thought this meme died like 6 months ago. Oh well, still kinda funny seeing it here, heh.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@smileygladhandsexpecting zoomers to create new memes is setting yourself up for failure

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bullet call Saul

    • @akirasaavedra7210
      @akirasaavedra7210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Weimerica8841 I’m a big fan, Mr. Trump

    • @billpoynter108
      @billpoynter108 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That should print that on the hoodie

  • @timo2571
    @timo2571 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    So very happy you went 45-70 just because it's a classic. It would also be fun to see something antiquated like a 38-55 out of grandpa's old saddle ring carbine. I'd also be great if ammunition for g'pa's carbine was a lot cheaper.

  • @mrchief7836
    @mrchief7836 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nice, now I know what to wear to school tomorrow

  • @berziimusic
    @berziimusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i like your take on hoodies in the beginning
    (dang. i wasnt expecting it to be that effective. i kinda wanna get one just to say i have one lol)
    (also very nice advice at the end)

  • @hasanmichael4966
    @hasanmichael4966 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    These tests have been done so many times with 3A armor that these results didn’t surprise me.
    The way body armor works is that it spreads the force over a wide section of the armor (kinda like a trampoline, think of laying down vs standing up). This means bigger, wider faced bullets are less likely to penetrate. Speed and pointy (FMJ, Spitzer, etc.) is what defeats armor. People think 7.62x39 and 300 BLK are more likely to penetrate armor than 5.56, but it’s been proven that the light, fast 5.56 from a 20” barrel has better armor penetration capabilities. That’s why the Russians changed to 5.45.
    I’d like to take a 44 magnum 305gr hard cast bear load and grind the tip of the bullet to a point and then shoot it at 3A armor. I bet it would penetrate. Or maybe a hot 357 mag HC.
    I’m an internet specialist, not a ballistics specialist, so you don’t have to believe me. Do the research yourself.

    • @sKillShot308
      @sKillShot308 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I would definitely be more interested in what it won't stop in a handgun. There's 100s of videos showing what has already been tested

    • @NicoNyon
      @NicoNyon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@sKillShot308 5.7 i bet

    • @filiberto599
      @filiberto599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      High velocity hangun such as 5.7 would be interesting. Maybe some of the Extreme Defenders in .357 Sig (2100fps claimed) or 10mm (1825 fps claimed) would defeat it. The high velocity of those rounds would help, but the larger diameter would work against them for defeating armor.
      Be interesting to see where the balance is struck between velocity, diameter and armor defeat.

    • @basher2209
      @basher2209 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Loved the “internet specialist” like. Great post.

    • @NicoNyon
      @NicoNyon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@filiberto599 what about 22mag like in the Keltec PMR30? I am not sure if it is FMJ and if it would help

  • @DigitalNeb
    @DigitalNeb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Strike face deformation is going to be a real problem right off the bat. Doesn't matter if it stops the bullet if the vest gets pushed into your chest cavity.

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A thin steel backing would probably help dissipate the force over a larger area.

    • @BulletproofEveryone
      @BulletproofEveryone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The backface signature on our armor is better than most vests. But, if you shoot the same general area multiple times, and then hit an inch or so away from the edge, it's gonna push in further than it's meant to.

    • @DigitalNeb
      @DigitalNeb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sure. I get that. Not trying to dog your product. I just don't think it's for me. Good luck to you.

    • @amorbavian
      @amorbavian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Still matters that it stopped the bullet from ripping through your insides lol

    • @dianar9165
      @dianar9165 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to get one like please I need one like never know

  • @d-bosssavagestak3708
    @d-bosssavagestak3708 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the informative information 💪💯

  • @barnyard9058
    @barnyard9058 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well it definitely perform a lot better than I thought it would just looking at it. Would definitely want some sort of plate behind it if you're actually going to wear it but the fact that it worked at all kind of shocked me

  • @dustinniffen2928
    @dustinniffen2928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "45-70. The only government I trust."
    Garandthumb 2024

  • @casinferneycf45
    @casinferneycf45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Also, I would love to see "becoming deadly" make s return. Those were amazing. Kind of a throw back to more serious Mike but for a good reason.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    We making it out of the Gun store with this one 🔥🔥🔥 🔫🔫

  • @ajax1612
    @ajax1612 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That slow mo shot of the monitor from the side firing was actually the most beautiful shot I’ve ever seen.

  • @demonspeeding9136
    @demonspeeding9136 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    brother your face after realizing the hood wasn't lined was priceless and made me choke on my coffee. great vid

  • @iagofernandes4449
    @iagofernandes4449 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The slow mo extraction with ave Maria had me in tears.

  • @holder1971
    @holder1971 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Might stop the bullet, won't stop the blunt force trauma.
    That Fort Scott ammo uses only solid copper bullets, so at .45/70 velocities it's toast.

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      facts

    • @rollastudent
      @rollastudent 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think part of the rating system is backface deformation to account for that.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The hoodie surprisingly held up quite well much better than I expected. Garand Thumb will always be entertaining while showing us guns and teaching safety though can we all agre!

    • @BulletproofEveryone
      @BulletproofEveryone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks brah

    • @thatkajunguy8029
      @thatkajunguy8029 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BulletproofEveryone
      Is that a product of your company ?

    • @BulletproofEveryone
      @BulletproofEveryone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thatkajunguy8029 it is. Had no clue he bought it

    • @nochalnosowski
      @nochalnosowski 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tape a ceramic tiles on top of it and it's perfect armour lol

  • @1970bosshemi
    @1970bosshemi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dad advice is such a wholesome part of GT videos. I look forward to it.

  • @delsoltuner1982
    @delsoltuner1982 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I own one of these hoodies but never wanted to ruin it by testing it. So thanks for that 😂

    • @randywapinski3032
      @randywapinski3032 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What brand hoodie is that if you don’t mind me asking

    • @freerunner1953
      @freerunner1953 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@randywapinski3032Bulletproof Everyone is my guess based on the appearance

  • @danieln9226
    @danieln9226 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Video came out 2 mins ago and y'all commenting like wtf? You haven't even watched a tenth of it yet.

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      let them cooooook

    • @fell9654
      @fell9654 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's like a press conference: the second the person steps out, 50 reporters all shout questions at once in an indecipherable cacophony

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@GarandThumb irony of my comment is, I myself commented💀

    • @smileygladhands
      @smileygladhands 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Errbody gotta be "first!"

  • @chrismoeller4517
    @chrismoeller4517 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    ".45-70 is the only Government we trust, right?" Made me laugh a bit more than it should have.

  • @charliemcmillan4561
    @charliemcmillan4561 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Finishing the hoodie with the bonnie & clyde special was quite nice

  • @OnceWasNeverEnough
    @OnceWasNeverEnough 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    buying two to wear in Chicago for my weekend!

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I absolutely loved the music you provided as you introduced each weapon. I'd happily watch a cut of just those moments all in sequence.

  • @Sun-Warrior1911
    @Sun-Warrior1911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    These are gonna sell in the suburbs & gated communities for sure!!! 💯💯

    • @henrybierman8431
      @henrybierman8431 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And the senate

    • @RL-RL
      @RL-RL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@henrybierman8431 Fetterman?

    • @smileygladhands
      @smileygladhands 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I want one! Great for walking the dog at night, or just lurking around at night.

    • @smileygladhands
      @smileygladhands 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@RL-RLI'm not sure this would help him. He has a ginormous head.

    • @RL-RL
      @RL-RL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@smileygladhands 🤣🤣🤣 I wanted to see the part where the dummies' head fell off!

  • @michaels5210
    @michaels5210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was almost moved to tears at 19:00 and I don’t know how to feel about that.

  • @davidcampbell2270
    @davidcampbell2270 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Happy to see the classic Smith 29 6.5".

  • @inkno701
    @inkno701 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    You could test if a bunch of the thin armor stacked together is a good as the same thickness of higher level armor with plates.
    Thanks for all the great tests! Don't we all want a bullet proof suit like John Wick 😄

  • @GOBRAGH2
    @GOBRAGH2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    He hit it with everything except the kitchen sink!
    The only things he didn't throw at was administrative results, and a musket!
    Impressive!
    Fun video!

  • @mocoloco6060
    @mocoloco6060 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Would love to see this re done with different types of soft armor plates and jackets/shirts/hoodies

  • @matthorn3302
    @matthorn3302 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That little chuckle upon inspecting the 45/70 shot....

  • @dillonjohnson1548
    @dillonjohnson1548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    When Charlie gets back I would like to know how he would teach gun safety to kids, I was thinking about teaching my nephews and Charlie is the only one I trust.

    • @josephcorpus6595
      @josephcorpus6595 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Is Charlie coming back?

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Charlie can teach the kids all kinds of cool tips and tricks

  • @michaelmoran8780
    @michaelmoran8780 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Definitely better than I thought it would be, the hood could use at least some really thin armor but I'd love to see how this would do against some 5.7 rounds. Cool video though 👍👍🇺🇲

    • @ExpatriotSilencers
      @ExpatriotSilencers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      5.7 was specifically designed to penetrate soft body armour. It would go through that hoodie without even slowing down. Same with the Tokareva's 7.62x25 round, which also has no trouble penetrating 3a panels.

    • @luciusrene943
      @luciusrene943 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Good point cause rappers did actually make fn 5.7s popular with gangbangers and criminals

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@luciusrene943"Lemme git dat Tock-a-rev." "Lemme git dat Glock fo-tee." "Lemme git dat Smiff n' Westen Glock 40." Phrases I had heard quite often working at a gun store. I sold more 10mm Glock 40's than any three salesmen to guys who passed background checks who typically wouldn't. Why? Because the ATF that would come by and get copies of the paperwork within an hour of purchase completion unlocked their abilities to purchase firearms to build cases. Yet, for some reason, everyone thinks they're trying to restrict freedom for people buying guns. Big supporters of the 2nd Amendment those guys.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The hood still wouldn't offer protection. The head trauma alone would put you down.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In what state? I'm asking cause I've yet to see them used out here in AZ but it's just a matter of time.@@luciusrene943

  • @stefanwangcho8716
    @stefanwangcho8716 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The colt modern slow mo was awesome

  • @dobraydien7242
    @dobraydien7242 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best dad advise for thier daughters boyfriend. The hood test at the beginning. No words needed to get the point accross.

  • @zackdiehl81
    @zackdiehl81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    So, are we just going to ignore the fact that m17 didn't eject that round....

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      good ol’ M17

    • @hunterbradley5550
      @hunterbradley5550 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sig handgun fanboy is a fancy way of saying virgin

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hunterbradley5550 "say hello to my little friend"

  • @Qball0019
    @Qball0019 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I haven’t seen Paul in forever! Last time was years ago in the Agency workshop. Great that he’s still doing great work in the community.

  • @GuyyDude
    @GuyyDude 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I would be curious to know if they changed to a new vest with each round they shot or if the same vest took all those same shots. Based on the blood-stains it looks like they shot the same single vest a bunch of times repeatedly. The efficacy of the vest is going to go down with each round fired at it.

  • @callumherbert2708
    @callumherbert2708 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bit at 20mins slow mo was awesome

  • @catfishmike4599
    @catfishmike4599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    You guys kill me every time. Your sense of humor is inline with mine . Keep up the great work

    • @XuroX.
      @XuroX. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Were you the guy in the armored hoodie?

  • @ReddFoxx1562
    @ReddFoxx1562 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Try this armor out with a chain mail undershirt. It would probably be awesome no matter what.

  • @tearstoneactual9773
    @tearstoneactual9773 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is pretty great. Also I love that Monitor. I didn't even know that thing existed. I thought it was a BAR at first. Which, I mean, it pretty much is an upgraded BAR. This whole vid was great. You guys are great for making it.

    • @randybugger3006
      @randybugger3006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I nearly came when they brought it out.

    • @6236003
      @6236003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Monitor is a BAR variant. Colt and FN both made a bunch of different versions with different features in the interwar period. IIRC the Monitor was marketed to law enforcement.

  • @jacobedgar706
    @jacobedgar706 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pretty cool seeing soap mactavish alive and well, thought he was a goner in mw3

  • @RL-RL
    @RL-RL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Sunday Science with Flannel Daddy is always great!

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      gay

    • @RL-RL
      @RL-RL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Simp_Zone Don't announce your sexual presence for the whole world to see...

  • @markhunter4677
    @markhunter4677 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I think the more accurate term for most products out there on the market that we can wear are bullet-resistant not bulletproof cuz if it was fully bulletproof we would never have to replace them ever. I truly believe that everything in the market that's bullet-resistant as people calling bulletproof can take on a certain amount of damage before they become compromised.

    • @1014p
      @1014p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Steel plates are basically bullet proof until you exceed the rating. Kentucky ballistics had work out weights out perform real products.

  • @cristianpatino2211
    @cristianpatino2211 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love these! Science with Garand Thumb! And Micah is back! Woohoo!!!! Love u guys 💕♥️🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Neeboopsh
    @Neeboopsh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you can make a kevlar or graphene or whatever fabric with a super high tensile strength, but if you dont distribute the force of the round over area, its still going into the body of the target. sure, it will be wrapped in the "bullet proof" clothing, but its going in ;)

  • @evilasseastside5624
    @evilasseastside5624 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:35 "admiring the mountains"
    *viciously looking for furries hiding in the grass*

  • @robertupchurch-up9nb
    @robertupchurch-up9nb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    whats up bout time we get a video

  • @mosulmedic7048
    @mosulmedic7048 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is easily my favorite video you have done 🤣

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every Taofledermaus channel viewer knew the armor would stop that 12ga slug.

  • @mounttim8658
    @mounttim8658 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My wife walked in on me watching the part at 3:45 where you pinch the fabric to show how thin it is and she asked “Why is he pinching that nipple?”