Of course Pat forgets to mention the REAL reason people hate koroks 1. The korok seeds are required to increase your inventory slots, and the price of each slot goes up every time you get one. You don't really need all 900 seeds but you do need a good chunk of them for inventory. 2. If you're insane and decide to go for all 900 seeds, your reward is a literal giant golden piece of shit. Even the flavor text says it smells like shit.
The intention was so that people will always have a good chance of getting a whole lot of them. The problem is that I don't think they considered the people who want to get *everything* in a game.
It would be infinitely worse if there was a good reward for getting all of them because then instead of it just being a thing for crazy/bored people to do because they've just gotta, it'd be a thing where FOMO would kick in for far more people and then they'd bitch and moan about "having" to collect all of them to get this cool thing. People already did that in BoTW over getting the BoTW version of Link's set, and that was just doing 120 shrines, which most people find to be much more engaging than Korok hunting and still feel like it hits a point where it becomes ticking things off a checklist. It definitely sucks for the tiny minority of people that absolutely NEED to get everything unless they also happen to enjoy the process, but it was definitely something they've put real thought into. Out of the possible options a reward that's basically useless IS the best one.
I think doing 2 like that is kinda necessary. if you're making so many korok seeds because you wanna ensure a density of content, then you'll end up making so many all over the place that getting all of them would be a slog. So you make a reward that acknowledges you did it but is in no uncertain terms saying "you really *really* shouldn't have..." basically warning other completionists "for the love of god, don't actually consider this part of a 100% run. We sure don't."
The funny thing about the Korok torture is that it’s contagious even among more wholesome TH-camrs. In Arlo’s first impressions video, we saw him Ultrahand one to a raft to get it across a river, only to accidentally place the raft upside down and flog the poor bastard the whole way across.
I genuinely end up doing worse to the poor bastards when I am trying to be nice than trying to mess with them on purpose just because I suck at building and planning.
"I joined the Hyrule Warriors so I could fight for Hyrule and prove to the world that we're the GOOD Koroks and they'll finally not hate us!"-Korok Child
@@Nel_Annette"One of the Korok children we sent out to fight Ganondorf's forces faked surrender and threw a grenade at them while they were distracted." "Excellent, she gets 2 rations a week instead of 0.5"
@@david_a_thisisayoutubehandleKorok Orphan: "My mother, why did she have to get strapped to the contraption?" Link: "Her ancestors made me collect seeds, it's repentance for their misdeeds." Korok Orphan: "But what my mother DO?!"
There had already been hints in previous games, but I think Tears of The Kingdom is where Link officially switches classes from Action Twink to Silly Little Guy.
I feel like that happened in Age of calamity, dude just fuickin eats rocks cause daruk says to. And then he just does it again like its a party trick to other soldiers. Hes kinda like Jotaro
As one of the many people who got all 900 of those little Korok shits in Breath of the Wild, seeing people attach rockets to them, attach them to the front of minecarts and ram into walls, and straight-up crucify them amuses me greatly.
I would've got all of them but it wasn't my Switch so I lost the chance when my sibling moved out. I love collecting Koroks, so seeing other people's visceral hatred of them just makes me laugh because of how overblown I think it is. I admit though, every time it's a "wow you lifted this one vaguely suspicious rock" Korok I drop the rock on its head for a little bonk. And some of those fuckers are bullshit, I'm never going to get over how long it took me to find the one around the bridge on the lake of hylia in BoTW.
@@Graysett For me, it was the physics puzzles. The god damn game never let me aim it quite right and kept slamming the boulder against invisible terrain even if it was just the smallest lip on a broken wall.
That one enemy Pat is alluding to is so much more terrifying here than it would be in other games, because you're playing a family friendly Switch title and suddenly BIG HORROR shows up. The genre whiplash is insane
I was going to some shrine just walking then those Ganon hand things spawned suddenly and that scared the shit out of me Specially because rn I'm just lighting up all towers to have the full map before going on to exploring and shit, so I am as resistant as wet toilet paper
My first encounter with said monster was me going to Mekar island at night because I happened to be nearby and wanted to see if there was a new skeleton gauntlet or something there and it spawned in and proceeded to absolutely slap my shit until I died, reloaded, tried to fight it again and completely failed to do anything, then hid in a tree. I thought it was a fixed encounter there so I went back later, but nope, RNG. Extremely appropriate RNG at least though.
@@Graysett Similar experience. I wanted to go back to the Great Plateau because I stupidly thought it would be as easy as BOTW still. I heard the sound effect and saw the sky change before even seeing the monster itself.... jesus fuck man
@@Graysett it’s not necessarily RNG, I think. If you escape after it spawns, it de-spawns but it counts as a kill, and I’m gonna assume it won’t show up again until the next blood moon.
For anyone who hasn't seen the video Pat was talking about at the 13:48 mark, look up "Zelda: Fighting Hinox with only recall, two rocks and a stick" and enjoy.
You know it might seem like torture, but I swear to god half of the intended solutions for getting the backpack koroks to their destination is by strapping them to a rocket and saying a Hail Mary lmao. It’s for their own good and they should be THANKING us for the trouble
Do you think I want to do this to you? Rockets are not cheap man, I have to walk all the way back to the gacha machine for more. Or teleport, whatever, I'm not the one strapped to an explosive here.
@@Tsunamidusher I think the first enemy is called a “gloom mass,” but the colloquial term for it seems to be “Gloom Hand” because it feels similar to the Dead Hand from Ocarina of Time.
My first encounter with a Gleeock went like this: "Wtf is *that*!?" I said, staring down from the top of colosseum ruins at three lightning-shrouded dragon heads. I then took out my camera to get a closer look, snapped a picture. Then quickly saved the game and asked myself "I wonder how long this is going to take" and then got triple beamed to death in five seconds. So now my primary goal is to get strong enough to take one of those on. Secondary goal is getting strong enough to fight that armored Blue-Maned Lynel I met in the depths.
I was guiding a Korok to his friend, using Ultrahand to carry him, and I noticed a puddle in my path. So naturally flipped the Korok face down and held him down in the puddle until he stopped moving
Inconsistency with your story; getting the Korok to it's friend was your _first_ instinct?! Don't screw with us dude, you totally intended to give that little bastard the old Forever Baptism from the jump. Doing anything else was a bold-faced lie!
I love how the game pulls a the beginning is the ending thing. Link and Zelda see those old murals and OBVIOUS BOMBABLE ROCKS are there at an obviously crucial plot point which is the entrance to the final boss room.
90% of the gameplay I've seen online is either mobile war machines, giant dick mechs, or Korok torture devices. I'm half-convinced no one has actually made any story progression and is just focused on building the wildest things imaginable.
Besides going far enough through to get the wind glider (basically the first mission you get when landing on the ground) I have yet to touch the main story missions. I have completed every sky-viewing tower and have about 70% of the underground mapped out.
I ignored all the text telling me to go to Rito village and went straight for Heteno Village. On my way over to it, I stopped by Kakariko, explored some sky islands, combed the depths, and got over 60+ Korok seeds. Why did I do this? To get my Twighlight Princess themed paraglider.
I didn't know there was such a burning hatred for koroks. I love the little guys lol Also Pat said he saw the last cutscene but he didn't actually see Zelda do the "thing" right? Isn't that after you see all the memories? Thats how it was for me
You guys don't remember Gleeoks from the OG TLoZ? It's the fireball breathing dragon hydra that appears...2 times in the first quest and 3 times in the second quest? Starts with 3 heads in the easiest dungeon and gains a new head in each tougher dungeon.
When I had BotW, I often beat the castle as the first thing done before exploring, if not then doing the Gerudo section first AND THEN doing the Castle. Glad to hear that you can do it here too.
On the topic of the cutscenes There is a place (the forgotten temple. If you finished all 120 shrines in BotW, you know where this is. If you don't; look it up.) that has a literal map room showing the locations of all the cutscene geoglyphs. On the walls of this room, from left to right, is the proper chronological order in which to visit/view them.
Pat's right about this game being brutal. I tried to dark souls it up against a certain classic zelda 1 boss enemy in the Hebra Tundra area, with 8 hearts and decent gear. I died before i could even register what happened. An hour later, and an exhausted supply of 15 or so keese eyeballs and i was still only a quarter through it's lifebar. Makes lynels look like babies first elite monster.
Also, fun fact, you can still absolutely go directly to the last boss (or at least, the fight before the last boss, I didn't do it because I wanted to finish everything properly) as long as you can barrel your way past late game enemies and gloom and take on a small army, all with hearts that basically don't regenerate once they're gone.
Today i saw a clip of a guy launching a mounted flying automatic turret with a deployable ground combat drone to completely melt a moblin camp. It was like watching drone footage from wars.
It's not over world and under world/dark world. It's Hyrule, Skyrule and Lorule. Ps. I just learned the temples are generally the 4 elements. I think this is the first time they did that.
Seeing people torture Koroks with their creations in this game vs me just picking the fuckers up and running to the campsite really drives home how uncreative I am.
no idea who he is but he sure seemed pointless in this discussion as someone who's never played a single zelda game and can only chime in with shitty puns and alternate game title names like a confused dad desperately trying to make his kids accept him. very big "hello fellow gamers" energy
The real reason is after you go and collect what... 900 of the obnoxious little mutherf*kers, the reward you get is that the really big one takes a huge dookie in your hands. The fact korok seeds have "a distinctive smell" is a huge hint towards what you're actually getting from them. Are we not deserved some... satisfaction...?
Its not the wrong way to play, though, since they phase out enemy tiers. Of you dont explore most everything before doing the beasts, you wont have all the pictures.
Nintendo wanted us to abuse the koroks. They made the animation of dropping a rock on their head more exaggerated than the last game to be even funnier.
I feel like I'm the only person who actually really liked the koroks, but I understand why some people thought they were annoying to get. When I went for my 900 korok hunt all my friends thought I was being insane, but the reality is that for me it was just an excuse for playing the game more...
its wonderful in the "wander around and grab secret koroks you stumble upon" phase, it SUCKS in the "there are like 10 left across the entire world, and i dont know which ones" phase
@@LockheedLazar Yeah that part sucks, I agree. Like, the shrines had individual names so it was easy to look them up, but for the koroks it was very difficult to figure out where the last few ones were. And to make matters worse, the game for some reason only let you place 100 markers in the map, so even if you did look them up, it could only be 100 at a time
I did the intro area shrines backwards and I was considering starting a fresh game it was so bad. All the traversal puzzles in the intro assume you have ultrahand so going through them without it is pure pain. For clarification it's counter-clockwise. Going clockwise means you're going for the snowy one first, which I did because I was like "Don't tell me where to go", and I regretted it.
this game truely should be renamed “war crimes of the kingdom” cause of the crazy shit you can make. YOU CAN MAKE MECHS WITH LASERS AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOR FCK SAKE. OR MOBILE FLYING PLATFORM WITH INFINITE LASERS A D FLAMETHROWERS.
god i'm glad somebody else managed what i did the last memory cutscene is so fucking spoilery I seriously can't believe they did this. It sucks so much. It's not even that hard to reach. It answers so many questions all at once, it's painful as hell. In BOTW, it didn't matter, we knew the gist of what happens. TOTK has so many questions to it as we DONT know what's happening at all. The freedom hurts so much. I really wish that you couldn't just find that memory right away.
I love how they agreed that scouring the map and completing 120 shrines early on is the wrong way to play because you get disappointed with the reward after spending a chunk of time grinding, then proceed to condemn the koroks because the completely optional sidequest intended to be done over a period of time by naturally exploring the map has a "disappointing" reward lmao
There is no world where Man and Korok can coexist peacefully.
This post has been fact checked by real Hyrule patriots
✅TRUE
Peace was never an option.
Unlike Moogles kupo
Wind Waker proves you wrong
I picture a tiny mustache or possibly a beret when this is said
Legit in pats stream someone said as he got his fifth heart “congrats you can now survive 1 hit from a tier 2 mob” shit sent me howling 😂
Of course Pat forgets to mention the REAL reason people hate koroks
1. The korok seeds are required to increase your inventory slots, and the price of each slot goes up every time you get one. You don't really need all 900 seeds but you do need a good chunk of them for inventory.
2. If you're insane and decide to go for all 900 seeds, your reward is a literal giant golden piece of shit. Even the flavor text says it smells like shit.
you need like 440 of them, but overall, having 900 of a collectible in a game is just too much
The intention was so that people will always have a good chance of getting a whole lot of them. The problem is that I don't think they considered the people who want to get *everything* in a game.
It would be infinitely worse if there was a good reward for getting all of them because then instead of it just being a thing for crazy/bored people to do because they've just gotta, it'd be a thing where FOMO would kick in for far more people and then they'd bitch and moan about "having" to collect all of them to get this cool thing. People already did that in BoTW over getting the BoTW version of Link's set, and that was just doing 120 shrines, which most people find to be much more engaging than Korok hunting and still feel like it hits a point where it becomes ticking things off a checklist.
It definitely sucks for the tiny minority of people that absolutely NEED to get everything unless they also happen to enjoy the process, but it was definitely something they've put real thought into. Out of the possible options a reward that's basically useless IS the best one.
@@1wayroad935 They DID consider those people - and made their message clear with the final prize.
I think doing 2 like that is kinda necessary. if you're making so many korok seeds because you wanna ensure a density of content, then you'll end up making so many all over the place that getting all of them would be a slog. So you make a reward that acknowledges you did it but is in no uncertain terms saying "you really *really* shouldn't have..." basically warning other completionists "for the love of god, don't actually consider this part of a 100% run. We sure don't."
The funny thing about the Korok torture is that it’s contagious even among more wholesome TH-camrs. In Arlo’s first impressions video, we saw him Ultrahand one to a raft to get it across a river, only to accidentally place the raft upside down and flog the poor bastard the whole way across.
I genuinely end up doing worse to the poor bastards when I am trying to be nice than trying to mess with them on purpose just because I suck at building and planning.
@@seablade214 you have the mechanical equivalent of crazy talk
The song I play every time I need to get a Korok across a river: th-cam.com/video/ta-Z_psXODw/w-d-xo.html
"I joined the Hyrule Warriors so I could fight for Hyrule and prove to the world that we're the GOOD Koroks and they'll finally not hate us!"-Korok Child
That Korok child gonna get use as Monster bait faster then you can say YA-HAHA
Fuck them kids
"Send that one and any like him to the frontlines."
"Yes, sir."
@@Nel_Annette"One of the Korok children we sent out to fight Ganondorf's forces faked surrender and threw a grenade at them while they were distracted."
"Excellent, she gets 2 rations a week instead of 0.5"
@@david_a_thisisayoutubehandleKorok Orphan: "My mother, why did she have to get strapped to the contraption?"
Link: "Her ancestors made me collect seeds, it's repentance for their misdeeds."
Korok Orphan: "But what my mother DO?!"
I'm so glad to be part of the Castle Si[er Beast community, thank you everyone
Gaming covfefe you can count on
Looked down and "Aww poor sweetheart had hands a litle left on the keyboard"
at least this is how we know woolie types out each video title individually instead of copypasting templates :V
There had already been hints in previous games, but I think Tears of The Kingdom is where Link officially switches classes from Action Twink to Silly Little Guy.
I feel like that happened in Age of calamity, dude just fuickin eats rocks cause daruk says to. And then he just does it again like its a party trick to other soldiers. Hes kinda like Jotaro
What are you talking about? Link has been a Freaky Gremlin since forever.
i bet that stasis pod didn't do his brain any favors
Link has the most gremlin-esque chuckle when he fuses weapons to random objects.
Awakening Link was pretty silly, so was the Hero of Winds.
12:20 best quote, *"I have no Tears but I must Kingdom"*
Idk what Castle Si[er Beast is but it sounds way cooler than whatever the old name was that I already forgot about
The Super Best Friendcast?
@@Shadest the Su[er best friendcast you mean.
@@EpslionBear Si[er best friendcast* ftfy
The koroks got to the keyboard in retaliation
As one of the many people who got all 900 of those little Korok shits in Breath of the Wild, seeing people attach rockets to them, attach them to the front of minecarts and ram into walls, and straight-up crucify them amuses me greatly.
I would've got all of them but it wasn't my Switch so I lost the chance when my sibling moved out. I love collecting Koroks, so seeing other people's visceral hatred of them just makes me laugh because of how overblown I think it is.
I admit though, every time it's a "wow you lifted this one vaguely suspicious rock" Korok I drop the rock on its head for a little bonk. And some of those fuckers are bullshit, I'm never going to get over how long it took me to find the one around the bridge on the lake of hylia in BoTW.
@@Graysett For me, it was the physics puzzles. The god damn game never let me aim it quite right and kept slamming the boulder against invisible terrain even if it was just the smallest lip on a broken wall.
That one enemy Pat is alluding to is so much more terrifying here than it would be in other games, because you're playing a family friendly Switch title and suddenly BIG HORROR shows up. The genre whiplash is insane
I was going to some shrine just walking then those Ganon hand things spawned suddenly and that scared the shit out of me
Specially because rn I'm just lighting up all towers to have the full map before going on to exploring and shit, so I am as resistant as wet toilet paper
@@gusbabiskiit's seriously a Bloodborne monster dropped into a game for kids lol
My first encounter with said monster was me going to Mekar island at night because I happened to be nearby and wanted to see if there was a new skeleton gauntlet or something there and it spawned in and proceeded to absolutely slap my shit until I died, reloaded, tried to fight it again and completely failed to do anything, then hid in a tree.
I thought it was a fixed encounter there so I went back later, but nope, RNG. Extremely appropriate RNG at least though.
@@Graysett Similar experience. I wanted to go back to the Great Plateau because I stupidly thought it would be as easy as BOTW still. I heard the sound effect and saw the sky change before even seeing the monster itself.... jesus fuck man
@@Graysett it’s not necessarily RNG, I think. If you escape after it spawns, it de-spawns but it counts as a kill, and I’m gonna assume it won’t show up again until the next blood moon.
We can’t expect Nayru to do all of the work.
The Triforce of Bara, the Triforce of Twink, and the Triforce of Cheescake.
For anyone who hasn't seen the video Pat was talking about at the 13:48 mark, look up "Zelda: Fighting Hinox with only recall, two rocks and a stick" and enjoy.
Truly, another highlight from the Castle Si[er Beast
Someone has fat fingers
You know it might seem like torture, but I swear to god half of the intended solutions for getting the backpack koroks to their destination is by strapping them to a rocket and saying a Hail Mary lmao. It’s for their own good and they should be THANKING us for the trouble
It's either: be a caveman and make a long bridge or go full JPL and tape the seed bois on rockets
Do you think I want to do this to you? Rockets are not cheap man, I have to walk all the way back to the gacha machine for more. Or teleport, whatever, I'm not the one strapped to an explosive here.
Gianni really is just another commenter like us. An internet gremlin with a silly smooth voice.
It's true, I'm really just another fan of Castle Si[er Beast. These guys are really nice to chat with, hope they have me on again sometime. Thank you.
So Pat mentioned the “I don’t want none of that” enemy.
He didn’t mention the OTHER enemy that shows up if you kill “I don’t want none of that.”
How do you spell that monster's name? I dunno if I've faught it yet or not
@@Tsunamidusher I think the first enemy is called a “gloom mass,” but the colloquial term for it seems to be “Gloom Hand” because it feels similar to the Dead Hand from Ocarina of Time.
@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 god damnit... They made the Floormasters Worse!
cant believe Hylia gave Link the G-mod tool gun
How long must the Korok's suffer?
Until it's done.
Every Korok gets One.
“I didn’t hear no bell” I say as I start the korok rotisserie
I can't wait to see how many entries this game gets in the "Video Game Cruelty Potential" TV Tropes page.
Tears of the Kingdom's puzzles are essentially "Get to point A to point B as you see fit, We don't care how."
Yeah I love TOTK. Torture of the Koroks.
Hope we get a spoliercast. Its fun listening to them talk about the game 😂
Ah, yes. My favorite podcast.
Castle Si[er Beast.
My first encounter with a Gleeock went like this:
"Wtf is *that*!?" I said, staring down from the top of colosseum ruins at three lightning-shrouded dragon heads. I then took out my camera to get a closer look, snapped a picture. Then quickly saved the game and asked myself "I wonder how long this is going to take" and then got triple beamed to death in five seconds.
So now my primary goal is to get strong enough to take one of those on. Secondary goal is getting strong enough to fight that armored Blue-Maned Lynel I met in the depths.
Ah yes. Castle _Si[er_ Beast, the guest house of Castle Super Beast.
I was guiding a Korok to his friend, using Ultrahand to carry him, and I noticed a puddle in my path.
So naturally flipped the Korok face down and held him down in the puddle until he stopped moving
Inconsistency with your story; getting the Korok to it's friend was your _first_ instinct?! Don't screw with us dude, you totally intended to give that little bastard the old Forever Baptism from the jump. Doing anything else was a bold-faced lie!
Oot Link comes back from death to fistfight his new version for torturing his little people.
Everyone knows that the Korok are Kokiri that lost their honor.
*comes back from the dead a 2nd time
I love how the game pulls a the beginning is the ending thing. Link and Zelda see those old murals and OBVIOUS BOMBABLE ROCKS are there at an obviously crucial plot point which is the entrance to the final boss room.
90% of the gameplay I've seen online is either mobile war machines, giant dick mechs, or Korok torture devices.
I'm half-convinced no one has actually made any story progression and is just focused on building the wildest things imaginable.
Besides going far enough through to get the wind glider (basically the first mission you get when landing on the ground) I have yet to touch the main story missions. I have completed every sky-viewing tower and have about 70% of the underground mapped out.
The creative levels of retribution being implemented against Koroks is a beautiful thing to see. Wonder how the devs responded to seeing it though.
They at least know people were purposefully dropping rocks on their head because they made the animation funnier.
I ignored all the text telling me to go to Rito village and went straight for Heteno Village.
On my way over to it, I stopped by Kakariko, explored some sky islands, combed the depths, and got over 60+ Korok seeds.
Why did I do this? To get my Twighlight Princess themed paraglider.
I didn't know there was such a burning hatred for koroks. I love the little guys lol
Also Pat said he saw the last cutscene but he didn't actually see Zelda do the "thing" right? Isn't that after you see all the memories? Thats how it was for me
he got the tear in the Master Sword glyph thing
@matehiqu9905 that's not the last one tho. I can see why he would think that I guess.
You guys don't remember Gleeoks from the OG TLoZ?
It's the fireball breathing dragon hydra that appears...2 times in the first quest and 3 times in the second quest? Starts with 3 heads in the easiest dungeon and gains a new head in each tougher dungeon.
Never forget that Gianni is the official voice actor of Crazy Talk
I have no Tears and I must Kingdom should have been the title of the episode
Who needs horses when I can just get around using my hover bike?
"I Have No Tears, But I Must Kingdom"
perfection
42:57 Is Pat talking about the hands? Cause yeah fuck that.
2:20
No Pat, that's wrong.
Twilight Princess still has the longest intro.
No place is unreachable with enough trees glued together.
Who knew that the tears were from the korok kingdom
Si[er Beasts Represent.
Biggest castle si[er beast fan
Love the Castle Si[er Beast crew, always in with the best takes.
When I had BotW, I often beat the castle as the first thing done before exploring, if not then doing the Gerudo section first AND THEN doing the Castle. Glad to hear that you can do it here too.
Finished the main story today. It can't be overstated how TOTK absolutely negates any need to ever play BOTW again.
Disagree, if only because BOTW has a different "vibe" that some people (ie, me) might really gel with.
I dion't thik that's a good endorsement. Sequels shouldn't invalidate it's predecessors.
On the topic of the cutscenes
There is a place (the forgotten temple. If you finished all 120 shrines in BotW, you know where this is. If you don't; look it up.) that has a literal map room showing the locations of all the cutscene geoglyphs. On the walls of this room, from left to right, is the proper chronological order in which to visit/view them.
Nah, I figured so too but they're not actually in order. (I say having only gotten three)
Pat's right about this game being brutal. I tried to dark souls it up against a certain classic zelda 1 boss enemy in the Hebra Tundra area, with 8 hearts and decent gear. I died before i could even register what happened. An hour later, and an exhausted supply of 15 or so keese eyeballs and i was still only a quarter through it's lifebar. Makes lynels look like babies first elite monster.
I was just caught off gaurd by lynels having super regeneration got one down to 20% got slapped around for a few hits and then he was back to 90%
Ah yes, my favorite video game podcast Castle Si[er beast
Still bummed that my first time wandering around in the chasm and think I found a redead but it was just some ghost holding a throwing spear.
"Castle Si[er Beast"
In before title fix.
46:00
Even in the uploads here you cannot escape the BRBs LMAO
Here before Castle Si[er Beast tries to gaslight us into thinking its another silly name.
Also, fun fact, you can still absolutely go directly to the last boss (or at least, the fight before the last boss, I didn't do it because I wanted to finish everything properly) as long as you can barrel your way past late game enemies and gloom and take on a small army, all with hearts that basically don't regenerate once they're gone.
Today i saw a clip of a guy launching a mounted flying automatic turret with a deployable ground combat drone to completely melt a moblin camp.
It was like watching drone footage from wars.
Yo where is this clip? It sounds like what I need to sell me on this game.
Even though it’s been years, I can still hear it every night… echoing from the deepest void within my nightmares:
“Yahaha”
The next Zelda game is going to have an unbeatable Korok as the final boss, to make us pay for our sins
It's not over world and under world/dark world. It's Hyrule, Skyrule and Lorule.
Ps.
I just learned the temples are generally the 4 elements. I think this is the first time they did that.
Oot had elemental dungeons too
The worst one was the water dungeon.
"Can Koroks feel pain?"
"I fucking hope so."
I have no tears and I must kingdom is turgid
*Cheeses an Elden Ring boss.*
“We take those!”
*Cheeses a Zelda puzzle.*
“We take those!”
Seeing people torture Koroks with their creations in this game vs me just picking the fuckers up and running to the campsite really drives home how uncreative I am.
Most of the ones I've found, theres nothing near them to build with so I'm confused what else I'm meant to do
triforce of powerbottom
triforce of twink
triforce of straight
Triforce of Bara, Twink, & British
Triforce of Jock
Triforce of Nerd
Triforce of Florida Man
Link is Florida man because all his stunts?
i will never forgive Sunny in Philly for introducing powerbottom to the common lexicon.
Kaotic
Korok
Krucification
I didn't know Gianni was a guest this week and I was jumpscared
no idea who he is but he sure seemed pointless in this discussion as someone who's never played a single zelda game and can only chime in with shitty puns and alternate game title names like a confused dad desperately trying to make his kids accept him. very big "hello fellow gamers" energy
The real reason is after you go and collect what... 900 of the obnoxious little mutherf*kers, the reward you get is that the really big one takes a huge dookie in your hands. The fact korok seeds have "a distinctive smell" is a huge hint towards what you're actually getting from them. Are we not deserved some... satisfaction...?
Kountry Fried Koroks
Shoutouts to Fugtrup
Its not the wrong way to play, though, since they phase out enemy tiers. Of you dont explore most everything before doing the beasts, you wont have all the pictures.
They have a contingency for that, you can pay Robbie for ones you missed.
I think the title should have been Koroks: I Have No Tears But I Must Kingdom
I HAD NO CLUE THE SHRINES WHERE LIGHT ROOTS OH MY GOD
Man they really left the whole bathroom break in there huh.
Nintendo wanted us to abuse the koroks. They made the animation of dropping a rock on their head more exaggerated than the last game to be even funnier.
Imagine at the end of the game link "breaks" the rewind power and instead of rewinding one object it rewinds "the world"...
Link over here accidently gaining the stand ability of Bites za Dusto.
The stole my boy Hestu's maraca seeds, again. Peace was never an option.
The Legend of Zelda : Sins of the Father
I love the idea of Zelda and Elden ring constantly trying to improve and one up eachother
Can't believe that mere minutes after gianni's encounter with pat and woolie, he became a world renown pornstar robot
I feel like I'm the only person who actually really liked the koroks, but I understand why some people thought they were annoying to get. When I went for my 900 korok hunt all my friends thought I was being insane, but the reality is that for me it was just an excuse for playing the game more...
I like the koroks, but hate how they were implemented. Collecting 900 is just ridiculously tedious busy work.
@@Blackemperess Yeah that's fair, it's not for everybody
its wonderful in the "wander around and grab secret koroks you stumble upon" phase, it SUCKS in the "there are like 10 left across the entire world, and i dont know which ones" phase
@@LockheedLazar Yeah that part sucks, I agree. Like, the shrines had individual names so it was easy to look them up, but for the koroks it was very difficult to figure out where the last few ones were. And to make matters worse, the game for some reason only let you place 100 markers in the map, so even if you did look them up, it could only be 100 at a time
@@deimosphoibus You can see gotten koroks if you zoom in max
Look, if the Golden Goddesses didn't want them tortured, why am I allowed to do so?
It's not a hate crime if you love doing it
I got all the geoglyphs and I have no idea what pat is talking about lol
bombs are limited?! i used bombs to kill 95% of enemies in the original.
I'm drowning in bombs
I did the intro area shrines backwards and I was considering starting a fresh game it was so bad. All the traversal puzzles in the intro assume you have ultrahand so going through them without it is pure pain. For clarification it's counter-clockwise. Going clockwise means you're going for the snowy one first, which I did because I was like "Don't tell me where to go", and I regretted it.
Got my shit rocked by an armored black lynel underground for a few hours.
I only had 4 hearts
I did kill it though
this game truely should be renamed “war crimes of the kingdom” cause of the crazy shit you can make. YOU CAN MAKE MECHS WITH LASERS AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOR FCK SAKE. OR MOBILE FLYING PLATFORM WITH INFINITE LASERS A D FLAMETHROWERS.
I legit am shocked and surprised to see Giannini here. I can't escape that guy any where u go online. It all leads back to this weird man
god i'm glad somebody else managed what i did
the last memory cutscene is so fucking spoilery
I seriously can't believe they did this. It sucks so much. It's not even that hard to reach. It answers so many questions all at once, it's painful as hell.
In BOTW, it didn't matter, we knew the gist of what happens. TOTK has so many questions to it as we DONT know what's happening at all. The freedom hurts so much. I really wish that you couldn't just find that memory right away.
The Castle Si[er beast community
Huh, Castle Si[er Beast? Hmm, that's a bold new title.
I love Cassette "Si[er" Breast
Underrated comment of the day.
I love how they agreed that scouring the map and completing 120 shrines early on is the wrong way to play because you get disappointed with the reward after spending a chunk of time grinding, then proceed to condemn the koroks because the completely optional sidequest intended to be done over a period of time by naturally exploring the map has a "disappointing" reward lmao
The Koroks stole Hestu's seeds. They are the ones who chose violence, not me.
its Tears as in torn apart, that's the double entendre.
The plan is to try and tame enough horses at the same time and quarter a Korok
Leaving Koros apart, glad the game improved after learning from the previous 2 games: BoTW and Genshin
They even improved the gacha!
...shouldn't whoever edited this cut out the taking a break part?
Bold of you to assume this channel would do any editing to enhance the viewing experience.
I just drop rocks on them when it's the rock puzzle...
They kept the minutes-long break in this video?!