we are back for On Cinema On Demand (Season 14!) visit us on www.heinetwork... for FULL Episodes, Oscar Specials and so much more!!! Annual and Monthly passes now available!
popcorn = 1.25x the star rating 1 star = 1.25 bags 1.5 star = 1.875 bags 2 star = 2.5 bags 2.5 star = 3.125 bags 3 star = 3.75 bags 3.5 star = 4.375 bags 4 star = 5 bags sorry that's a star to bag rating, you'll have to do the maths yourself for a bag to star rating. No one cares about working out the star ratings, only the bag ratings
@@Ninja_Gaijin this is why star system is flawed. half stars? half a star is just a smaller star. a bag of popcorn is a universal measurement and a film buff wouldn't leave the cast and crew hungry by awarding them a half bag. it seems cruel. thank you for your service.
Hopefully Tim finds a cure for his delusional syndrome. I’m really hoping Dr. San will start speaking to him again. Especially since he’s not living with Matt, so we can all rule that possibility out.
Really hope T. tackles the important topic of celebrity exorcisms. You always hear about people selling their souls to the devil, so yeah I'd like T Amato address why there aren't celebrity exorcisms.
Alright!! Imma join, I’m getting my money right. I’mma be in L.A. for the Metal Gear Solid Conference 2: Cons of Liberty. I’mma be so happy I got my money right and its all thanks to a small little investment in the HEI Network. I’m not even gonna be mad that Tim can’t pay for the construction of the new Office Hours studio, or his band on the Two Tims tour or even renowned OG UAP/NHI Whistleblower David Liebe Hart. I’mma be HEI! ✌️🫂
I love Tim but when I found "On Cinema" I thought what an obscure topic to cover how is this going to be funny? That's why I love Tim, He can make anything hilarious!
@@beepboop5038 Things cost money. Also has the added effect of harnessing a pretty chill community, which is a nice bonus. Nobody wants to shit their pants in the bed they just paid for, in front of everyone, to be seen for all serverternity. But mostly its because things cost money.
@@Todd-_-UmptiousI didn’t know the community had that kind of effect on the show/content. How does someone shit their own bed by watching something for free? Paying for this just seems like bad timing right now. Food is hard enough to pay for.
I’ve been watching on cinema reruns for 2 months nonstop please help I’m to the point where I’m watching the movies being reviewed after seeing the episodes
If you would make the playlists have an auto play feature I would pay $15 a month. But I don't think I'll renew if the auto play feature isn't added to the playlist because I have to get up out of bed to click every next episode.
If the show is half as good as this promo it will be as good as before.
Its the knockout! All the blood sweat and tears, the hard work we've putting in for years!
Timheads, GreggHeads, OzHeads, HobbitHeads and BondHeads REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEASON 14 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm boycotting until Decker vs. Dracula is released in its unedited entirety.
And Wonkaheads!
and us Excalibur heads!
What? No love for the PrickHeads? Mark Pirsch is a master chameleon, show some respect. We love you Malk!
I'm so happy HOLD ME!
We got the Oscar fever right now
Yes! I just got into On Cinema finally even tho I loved Decker for quite a while now! Now I have a great reason to fully catch up!
Have you watched "Deck of Cards"?
bag to star rating conversion guide would be handy thanks
Every single kernel of corn is the equivalent of one isolated star in the sky. Pretty easy, really.
popcorn = 1.25x the star rating
1 star = 1.25 bags
1.5 star = 1.875 bags
2 star = 2.5 bags
2.5 star = 3.125 bags
3 star = 3.75 bags
3.5 star = 4.375 bags
4 star = 5 bags
sorry that's a star to bag rating, you'll have to do the maths yourself for a bag to star rating. No one cares about working out the star ratings, only the bag ratings
@@Ninja_Gaijin this is why star system is flawed. half stars? half a star is just a smaller star. a bag of popcorn is a universal measurement and a film buff wouldn't leave the cast and crew hungry by awarding them a half bag. it seems cruel. thank you for your service.
Yeah but on HEI Network! Got excited for a second. Damn! Larue would kill on the opening track.
Why don’t you join?
subscriptions are a plenty, Tim.@@TimHeidecker
Dolla bill ain't cheap
@@user-yv6xw7ns3o i wish i could but i cant afford it
If you're short on cash, join for a month and catch up at the end of the season. It ain't a crime. I'll hold your spot in line.
Its the sounds like songs! I'm revisiting all the years, going to make it to 14, and its about 14 degrees outside, this is a meaningful notation.
I wanna see him cook with Pissmans Mustard again
Tim really sit and have a one on one with the people you have an issue with, would solve the worlds problems….
With tears in my eyes! Than K yo U!
Hopefully Tim finds a cure for his delusional syndrome. I’m really hoping Dr. San will start speaking to him again. Especially since he’s not living with Matt, so we can all rule that possibility out.
Dr san is deceased.
@@VirgoPerdolens He communicates from beyond the grave.
@VirgoPerdolens and so is Matt.
@@VirgoPerdolens Yes, but he is an angel.
Thanks to Redbar now I want to watch On Cinema
Holyshit! I’ve been craving this more than crack
Hey guys, it's MOVIE TIME!!! 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿
Nobody can stop T Amato now...he's above the law!!!
This is the best show of all time
I'm excited about Gregg's show coming back!
On where? Where?
Now I'm dancing, now this is what it's about
I give this a very Oscar worthy, ... WTF?! 🤣
Hey, I joined recently and got oscar fever any tips on how I can Dr san away this pain? Im paying so I expect a response.
Tim knows the special blend recipe. Do the right thing for the drugheads tim, and please release the recipe.
Fantastic ad 👏
3:40 this turns into an Ocean Cruiseline rave party from 2006!
Itttttttttttttttttttttttttt'ss Movie Time!
Looks great!
Remember when 'The Force Awakens" trailer hit, and how thrilling it was. Ya, exactly the same vibes here.
6 bags of popcorn and a cup of water
Kaili Turkington 😍🎉
I hope theres room for a DVD wing in that VFA heart of his.
Ive got the oscar fever. Hope you got it tooo!
Great news man. Cannot wait
This is just for me.
How’s the free house?
oscar fever oscar fever oscar fever oscar fever
Tim, please don't be so harsh on Gregg with the dress code. Also, he's trying to steal Kaili from you
Loving Joey P I think I am a Joey Phead now!
On cinema is back guys
Cinema on backs guys
Cinma.
Just refreshed my heinetwork subscription! Can’t wait
thank you!
@@TimHeidecker my pleasure!
hell yeah dude Awesome. Awesome to the MAX
Really hope T. tackles the important topic of celebrity exorcisms. You always hear about people selling their souls to the devil, so yeah I'd like T Amato address why there aren't celebrity exorcisms.
Alright!! Imma join, I’m getting my money right. I’mma be in L.A. for the Metal Gear Solid Conference 2: Cons of Liberty. I’mma be so happy I got my money right and its all thanks to a small little investment in the HEI Network. I’m not even gonna be mad that Tim can’t pay for the construction of the new Office Hours studio, or his band on the Two Tims tour or even renowned OG UAP/NHI Whistleblower David Liebe Hart. I’mma be HEI! ✌️🫂
F yea! It’s going DOEN SON!
🥳🎉Paaarty 🎶🎵
This song slaps
please talk about The Curse tim!!! such a great show that I wish you were in.
I will continue to pirate what i can
Thank you!
Who's going to pay $5 a month when you've got this for free?
runtime: 10:08
You heard it here FIRST folks! I give this announcement six bags name of sod- bags of popcorn
will it be at the cinema?
For the frequency and quality of what you guys produce $5 is over priced. You dont even do shit for months at a time.
I love Tim but when I found "On Cinema" I thought what an obscure topic to cover
how is this going to be funny? That's why I love Tim, He can make anything hilarious!
Tom Cuis e Jr answered my prayers
I love tim heidecker
Need my Gregg Turkington
Think it Dream It Do it
Back? It never left!
The produktion quality r we ally is!
Im still holding out for a retrial. Justice eilk be seen.
Lets hope we get back to movies
Stop making us pay for this
can someone explain things to BeepBoop?
@@TimHeideckerplease do. I don’t want to miss any episodes
@@beepboop5038 Things cost money. Also has the added effect of harnessing a pretty chill community, which is a nice bonus. Nobody wants to shit their pants in the bed they just paid for, in front of everyone, to be seen for all serverternity. But mostly its because things cost money.
@@Todd-_-UmptiousI didn’t know the community had that kind of effect on the show/content. How does someone shit their own bed by watching something for free? Paying for this just seems like bad timing right now. Food is hard enough to pay for.
The HEI points you get upon signup more than pays for the purchase
cant wait to see the new movie reviews have a fun watch party
Greggheads unite, no nothing Timheads down bad this season
I really miss her.
💕💖💕💖💕💖 love
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
How about give Gregg and Kaylie the dumb movie review show, and you and Joey build up your awesome podcast?
I don’t think dad wants it that way.
Can’t believe you went there at 5:39
Is that Glenn Beck?
The techno beat in the song is a great little nod to MT BTL 2.0. HEI Network once again providing us with the content Timfreaks CRAVE.
I’ve been watching on cinema reruns for 2 months nonstop please help
I’m to the point where I’m watching the movies being reviewed after seeing the episodes
❤
SPOILER: Gregg still looks like he just climbed out of a dumpster
Oh no 🎉
Equam Phillips
Just did a bunch drugs and this pops up!
Now sh!ts gonna get WILD.
i dont get it
If you would make the playlists have an auto play feature I would pay $15 a month. But I don't think I'll renew if the auto play feature isn't added to the playlist because I have to get up out of bed to click every next episode.
Anyone know where I can torrent this??????????
Tim needs coke money
mh....
So is this being sponsored by pissman's?
seem like ggreg turkinton is still apart of this show wich is NOT a good sign gonna give it a try otherwise
I just pinched myself and it felt good.
Please remove Gregg he is always complaint about Joey
Go away Brak you're too young to be watching these talks about men stuff.
Lolllll😅
I only care about Danny Mothers thinks about films.
It’s embarrassing he makes people pay for this
Alan partridge with less writing
Found the worst comment ever. Thank you.
@@vernontk Or they're doing an accidental partridge and this comment is performance art.
no. as an ex-member of the hei network... i can say that the new show isn't even close to as good as the old show. dont bother. waste of money.
On Cinema On Demand is what would happen if you mix the PBD podcast with salvia.
Tim please tell me you are parodying PBD