2:28:32 I laughed so hard I cried at this part. She absentmindedly started putting whole apples on the fun pizza as if it was the most obvious thing to do and it blindsided me in just the right way to make me completely lose it.
This game is weirdly fun. Although I did get upset when I found out that you can't make a deep fried bacon sandwich. Also it doesn't seem like it's possible to ferment things, no matter how much yeast you add. There doesn't seem to be a way to sell a milkshake that's 90% rum either...
@@yukicocoa5435 oof imagine being able to just like something for what it is and not having sad, desperate, and lonely folks with nothing better to do, try to bring you down because it's the only way they can find validation.
@@SpinningSideKick9000 Josh from Let's Game It Out would beg to differ. Never underestimate the unholy things he can create with random shit and numerous hours of free time. To his computer's and the unfortunate denizens of whatever game he happens to be playing's eternal detriment and horror...
Apparently in this universe bowls have laser sights installed in the bottom for precision pouring. And yet, "World's Clumsiest Cat Chef" is still the most accurate alternate title for this stream.
this was the first VOD of nyanners i have ever watched (like when it came out) i thought it was gonna be a chill time and i might of learned something. ...then something exploded. i loved nuanners already but holy shit i will never miss a simulator stream she does again if i can manage it.
Watching this stream is like watching the end of It's A Wonderful Life, except George Bailey is a cute, foul-mouthed catgirl and Clarence is a kitchen knife.
Only Taylor will start the stream making a cake for a sub's birthday and ending it with a completely messup kitchen and screaming Mascarporn and pouring all of her water over her self.
oh my gawd... its way worse than i even imagined.. pls Nyanners, NEVER bake for anyone u like, u would most likely kill them -.- if they dont have a deadly accident before they even eat anything in the chaos u call kitchen >_< u are lucky to be such an entertaining and absolutely cute catgirl my dear Nyanners, ud starve if u would need to cook for a living XD omg that cake isnt near done NYanners, thats just the bottom floor >_< u are such a catastrophe, its so hillarious that its impossible not to enjoy ur adoreable dorkiness XD
Nyanners: 'What kind of filling do you think I would have if I was a cake?' Me: Don't look at the chat don't look at the chat don't look at the- Fuck I looked at the chat
Genuinely nice to see someone like somewhat attempt to make the thing in the recipe. The novelty of people fucking shit up on purpose just wore thin relatively quickly for me.
Rats are clean, social, curious, omnivores. The worst thing about having a pet rat is that their lives are unfairly short. They make you love them while they grow up and then they die when you get attached.
@@itsumikoroko Was Nyaners too hard on Craig? Yes, he got carried away with the armor and the milk bottle but you must admit he showed considerable restraint with that lovely meat bicycle.
17:50 Matt and Pat they are friends who play together learning and sharing and stuff.... :*( Best friends play together RIP The Zaibatsu 19:44 Saturday morning scrublords... :(
Shocking! VTuber gets caught MASTERBAKING on stream! vbucks in description "Catgirl flavored?" *U W U !* "Can't really milk a washboard." Well that was murder. "Even my cake is flat!" ~Nyanners 2020 "It's like an enema." ~Nyanners 2020 "I can't put anything else on this, but you can have my wife." ~Nyanners 2020 "I can't eve get someone to milk me, typical." ~Nyanners 2020
Imagine if Nanners actually worked for a real bakery. The way she works in this simulator, she'd get fired if she worked all by herself without people to help her. Namners no offense you're a bit too chaotic to work a kitchen by yourself.
That lower "Ara ara" at 4:31 hit different, daaaamn
sounds like thats her actual voice
That woke me up
Life is a ceaseless miasma of suffering and agony but at least some girls internet persona can unironically give me chills
Actual question: what about the words “ara ara” seem to make vtuber viewers lose it?
@@BearTheGrudge weebs get hige nosebleeds when their anime waifus say it
Nyanners: Ara ara~
Me: I like girls now.
i swear, like half of nyanners's audience is recently awakened wlw lmao
SUDDENLY GAY
@@bwiebertram suddenly ungay
Same yo
Nyanners is the master of the "silly to seductive" technique
I’ll have to agree with that
2:28:32 I laughed so hard I cried at this part. She absentmindedly started putting whole apples on the fun pizza as if it was the most obvious thing to do and it blindsided me in just the right way to make me completely lose it.
This game is weirdly fun. Although I did get upset when I found out that you can't make a deep fried bacon sandwich. Also it doesn't seem like it's possible to ferment things, no matter how much yeast you add. There doesn't seem to be a way to sell a milkshake that's 90% rum either...
There's a lot of really random stuff you can't make.
you're not trying hard enough
The moment of brownie not cutting might be one of the funniest things I have seen in a while, top tier comedy and reactions.
Timecode?
@@pfeilspitze 2:15:48
I can feel the inner simp coming out.
I keep rewatching this. This is such a comfy, wholesome, silly time. It makes me feel nice.
I just love how she’s struggling to find flour as she’s walking past several bags of flour.
Can't wait when Nyanners will cook a cream pie
🤌
B o i
😂
Uhhh yeah rule 34 has you covered buddy
Why u so dirty?😞
17:19 *Cries in Zaibatsu*
I almost shed a tear any time there's a fire axe in a video game now :(
They were friends who played together. They learned, and shared, and junk.
It still hurts.
The memory lives on
Oh GOD please give us just like an hour of Ara-Aras
Alright, the bloody hell is ara. I've heard so much about it but don't understand a lick of it
@@isdrakon9802 google it
@@isdrakon9802 A Japanese interjection that means something like "oh dear" implying affection and concern from the speaker, especially an older woman
@@VisonsofFalseTruths thank you
Over 3 hours and not a single dull moment. Recently started following you and the other girls and it's been such an enjoyable time!
I'm pretty certain that Nyanners could do almost anything in her streams, and us followers would still eat it up. She is just that amazing.
Or you simps are just that sad desperate and horny. One of the two.
@@yukicocoa5435 oof imagine being able to just like something for what it is and not having sad, desperate, and lonely folks with nothing better to do, try to bring you down because it's the only way they can find validation.
i mean, she did sit on slime TWICE,, and "milked" herself,,,,
4:30 Ara Ara was godlike
"Oops I dropped the most important ingredient" The Stream
This game is also known as Haachama Simulator
This game doesn't allow for those kinds of eldritch horrors
@@SpinningSideKick9000 Josh from Let's Game It Out would beg to differ.
Never underestimate the unholy things he can create with random shit and numerous hours of free time. To his computer's and the unfortunate denizens of whatever game he happens to be playing's eternal detriment and horror...
@@imapopo2924 Or GSP, DF, Draegast, SB, and (apparently) Gura. That's just a few, to boot.
Ima Popo ah yes the great starter: on, on, on, on, on, double on, on, and we’re ready to go, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve watched those videos
Where is the spider dispenser then? And why is there oil?
Apparently in this universe bowls have laser sights installed in the bottom for precision pouring. And yet, "World's Clumsiest Cat Chef" is still the most accurate alternate title for this stream.
this was the first VOD of nyanners i have ever watched (like when it came out)
i thought it was gonna be a chill time and i might of learned something.
...then something exploded.
i loved nuanners already but holy shit i will never miss a simulator stream she does again if i can manage it.
nyanners is a treasure, she can make a funny bit out of ANYTHING
Nyanners please live forever, you silly kitchen baking cat goblin
The doughnut teaching you to bake is like a baby teaching you how to cook humans.
Akabuu had the best birthday a human being can have.
Me:this is going to be a nice wholesome stream.
Nyanners:Ara ara threes times
Me oh dear God why
She's kinda confused when she starts making a mess but she's got the spirit
Watching this stream is like watching the end of It's A Wonderful Life, except George Bailey is a cute, foul-mouthed catgirl and Clarence is a kitchen knife.
Watching this as somebody who loves to cook filled me with pain
The spilling of the drink and successful bottle flip are definite highlights of this stream. 2:43:10
This stream should be renamed "Unhinged Catgirl Attempts to Run a Bakery (sponsored by meowke87)"
Soundboard
2:30
2:50
3:16
4:12
4:28
it is vaguely disturbing that Nyanners added unbroken eggs shell and all into dough and it worked.
remember that time Homer burned a bowl of breakfast cereal?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Nekopara is a game about cute Nekogirl assistants helping to run a backery. Meanwhile Nyanners is the cook and not the assistant
Only Taylor will start the stream making a cake for a sub's birthday and ending it with a completely messup kitchen and screaming Mascarporn and pouring all of her water over her self.
The Metroid: Prime music near the end of the stream was like, super nice to hear.
Overall the stream was so funny!
2:44:14
actual cat sound
Nyanners definitely is the queen of... something... at least... I think
Queen of ara ara
"Queen of the broken sink" I call her. I still love her.
Queen of flatness
oh my gawd... its way worse than i even imagined.. pls Nyanners, NEVER bake for anyone u like, u would most likely kill them -.- if they dont have a deadly accident before they even eat anything in the chaos u call kitchen >_< u are lucky to be such an entertaining and absolutely cute catgirl my dear Nyanners, ud starve if u would need to cook for a living XD omg that cake isnt near done NYanners, thats just the bottom floor >_< u are such a catastrophe, its so hillarious that its impossible not to enjoy ur adoreable dorkiness XD
Original stream date : 30 July 2020 (yup)
49:06 to the person asking, this is Professor E Gadd's theme from the original Luigi's Mansion (official name: Professor E Gadd's Lab)
The bottle flipped Nyanners, not the other way around
closethefridgeclosethefridgeclosethefridge
Dude the Best Friends choice version of Kirby's Green Greens followed by Groose's Theme, this is not a coincidence.
I'm stealing "It's a stain on the earth. It's an affront to God."
Nyanners: 'What kind of filling do you think I would have if I was a cake?'
Me: Don't look at the chat don't look at the chat don't look at the- Fuck I looked at the chat
50:57 Hello there nyanners kitty (heart eyes)(heart eyes) **headpat**
Baking with Nyanners.
Warning: Watch out for fire extinguisher foam.
Nyanners is love, Nyanners life
when the kirby music comes in i was thinking two best friends would crash the party.. a man can dream
As someone who bakes irl I spent most of the video cringing but it was still a fun video to watch. Love the content.
1:11:08 - nyanners bullies you into eating your food asmr.
It took me twenty minutes to realise I was watching a vod and not a highlight video, this girl is that entertaining
I dont think I would dare to eat anything nyan baked. Sorry but that's like russian roulette
I chose to watch this. i have NO REGRETS.
1:14:00 - nyanners has a flat cake.
4:54 Fuck asmr streams, Nyanners reciting instructions is legit the real asmr
95% of this is Nyanners saying "Thank you"
Honestly i appreciate the fact that she acknowledges her audience in the moment
Nyanners: World record in negative score.
Lets Game It Out: Are you challenging me?
That low “Ara ara” made me moist..
I love whe she says brownies 13:53
1:23:50. I see they gave Nyanners the "mess-proof" kitchen
1:24:12. How different would this game be if you had a health bar?
Genuinely nice to see someone like somewhat attempt to make the thing in the recipe. The novelty of people fucking shit up on purpose just wore thin relatively quickly for me.
lets have a quiet moment for all the crying bakers now xD
“It’s my special ability.”
More like, special disability.
What song playlist is she listening to??? I want it in my life.
59:37 Ohh, "swim." I thought she said "phlegm."
Just watching this is making my stomach hurt
Her fan was not annoying but damn the mic picked it up so good i kept thinking it was my pc
anybody else notice that the BGM was a bunch of songs from smash?
You are our jester
Rats are clean, social, curious, omnivores. The worst thing about having a pet rat is that their lives are unfairly short. They make you love them while they grow up and then they die when you get attached.
I just perfected nekopara vol 1, can’t wait for 0, 2, 3, & 4. nyaa!!
ARA ARA~
2:51:17
*Pikamee noises*
What do you do if an Elephant "comes" in the window.
Swim.
Confusion leads to madness
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!
nice I can taste the floor
Watching cat girl while I wait for a game to install
Does that knife have the durability it takes to pass SWAT team knife inspection?
No, you gotta think deeper.
Can it survive...
*THE C R A I G ?*
@@itsumikoroko Was Nyaners too hard on Craig? Yes, he got carried away with the armor and the milk bottle but you must admit he showed considerable restraint with that lovely meat bicycle.
What animal are those eggs from that they weigh 100 grams each???
2:15:55 I watch this every once in a while to cheer me up
Food poisoning simulator
Quite apt description of Nyanners.
17:50 Matt and Pat they are friends who play together learning and sharing and stuff.... :*( Best friends play together RIP The Zaibatsu
19:44 Saturday morning scrublords... :(
hint: u gots to make several layers of a cake Nyanners, and cream between or anything ^_~
This can only end one way...
Badly.
49:20 wow they finna put Luigi's Mansion theme in the music and think none of us would know?
Shocking! VTuber gets caught MASTERBAKING on stream! vbucks in description
"Catgirl flavored?" *U W U !*
"Can't really milk a washboard." Well that was murder.
"Even my cake is flat!" ~Nyanners 2020
"It's like an enema." ~Nyanners 2020
"I can't put anything else on this, but you can have my wife." ~Nyanners 2020
"I can't eve get someone to milk me, typical." ~Nyanners 2020
Nyanners will steal all our wives with her cooking!
Cooking with Nyanners: Yeet the yeast :-P
That broken glass gives me ideas…. 😈
Nyanners 2021: give me the cream...
u forgot the land saus XDDDD
For fuck sakes this killed me in every way >w
Форель по полу не валяет уже хорошо.
I would milk nyanners.
You make my day🙃
Imagine if Nanners actually worked for a real bakery. The way she works in this simulator, she'd get fired if she worked all by herself without people to help her. Namners no offense you're a bit too chaotic to work a kitchen by yourself.
If you did a Seal Noises ASMR video, I bet the views you'd get would be staggering. XD
gordon ramsey prepares catgirl live on stream