After Hours | Military History Nonsense w/ Lazerpig
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2023
- For my very first After Hours segment, I brought on the man, the legend, the pig: Lazerpig.
What followed was a 5 hour shitshow that probably consisted of at least 50% strangled laughter.
DigitalVagrant: / digitalvagrant
Lazerpig: / lazerpig - เกม
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Stream starts @ 9:48
Thank you kindly good person. :3
thank you!
Thx mate
Super helpful! Thank you
Very cash money of you
Man lazerpig is a fascinating human being. Bird breeder, Burger King chef, historian, mother of 6, wine and whiskey connoisseur, every time he speaks about himself I’m infinitely fascinated by him.
also he was involved in early development of SS13 HOLY SHIT
@@vojtechvincibr4742 a modern renaissance man.
… and a ex-drag queen. Can’t forget that
Fuck. I feel bad about St Javelin keeping the money. I bought one of their shirts
He isn't human
He is a pig that shoots lazers
I unironically love how Vagrant has a whole vtuber setup and Lazerpig has 1/3 of a picture of a pig, without so much as a prop object to hide the crop line.
Yeah but he has shit on his nose and lazers from his eyes!
Lazerpig is the priced Pig on Zuckermanns farm.
It is the most Lazerpig thing I could imagine
Life is beautiful
Voice activated lazer eyes ate the WHOLE budget.
" you see lazer Pig? I won!
I drew *ME* as the *CHAD*
and *YOU* as the *SOYBOY* !"
#perfectmomentchefskiss
"the fuel tanks gave everyone cancer"
Now lazerpig, you have to make the Aardvark video
The fuselage of the Aardvark was built out of bonded panels, and the adhesive used to bond those panels contained asbestos.
@@pprrzzeemmo It's why Australia fucking buried theirs.
@@pprrzzeemmo So she was a widow maker to the ground crews as well as the pilots... Awesome
@@legoeasycompanyit might end up with a higher kill count than the f15
Vark 🦭
That opening bit saying "Nato's headquarters is on Skull Island" fucking slayed me.
💀🤣
“Are you ignorant or are you evil?” “…Definitely evil”
He used the same opener in his recent military vehicles podcast with Tankman and RobinPlane.
@@JoshSweetvale Could I bother you for a bit of sauce, good sir?
Nato's headquarters is on Skull Island with a death laser and a central council of the Hecking Hectago atop Mount Doom, moored there is LazerPig aboard his SS Great Eastern Electric Boogaloo.
Lazerpig impression of an Australian: uncomfortably accurate
it was fuckin' magic. laughed so hard i head me forehead into me desk!
Fuckin oath.
He has done an American impression a few times. And every time I hate myself more because of how GOD DAMN spot on it is!
@@ag7898It makes more sense because Lazerpig's accent has the American r or close to it
Back in June 2022 Russia's space agency posted the coordinates of various western defense HQs like the Pentagon. My thought at the time was, "I'll do you one better," and went onto google maps, took a screenshot of Nevada, and drew a line from Las Vegas pointing towards Area 51.
Incredible, the Russians have discovered Google Maps. Whatever shall we do now?
@@johnroach9026 That was pretty much everyone's reaction at the time
The coordinates? They could have just found the Pentagon's address on Google.
yes we need to be told where the pentagon is, we all need to be shown where the worlds largest building is
@@thepolishnz is it? I thought it would be that skyscraper in Dubai
You guys are too much fun. Also thanks for the shoutout!
Oh hey
What's a nice pilot like you doin round these parts?
@@KoishiVibin uh...Educating
I love to see Lazerpig actually having fun
He should play arma 3 Vietnam with Digi and zf 😂
@@emergcon all ist fun in Vietnam ... Until the bushes start speaking LazerPig
@@Darilon12 they start speaking cy
@@mallardofmodernia8092 They probably speak nevil
You forgot the second rule of history: People are horny.
*looks at all the moemorphism of military weaponry, including that one mobile gacha game that also got an anime, Azur Lane* What make you think that?
I remember watching some documentary about hatshepsut and a tomb there was ancent graffiti carved into the stone depicting her preforming explicitly lol 😆 people are truly horny
This explains a lot of ancient Greek mythology
@@jameshoch8519 It's considered the first instance of rule 34 in human history.
@@vitaliitomas8121 Very rapey.
I came for the pig but I stayed for the utter fucking CHAOS.
Read that in Lazerpig voice, and laughed mightily. Good job sir.
I stayed for the C H E E S E
What I wouldn't give to get a hold of the enormous F-111 script...
That's only video that now everybody wants to see, since F-111 AKWAAAAAARD has now became a meme after A-10 rant videos.
Lazerpig has no idea what I will do to get my hands on an hour or longer F111 video
You are not the only one. There is now a little bit too many people who want to see it, not matter how long and maybe boring it is. Or maybe it got stock in editing hell.
Edit: oh well, we got it, just inside f-117 video.
This is like the exact opposite of the Gonzaga Beera stream. Can't stop laughing!
Couldn't stop laughing with both of those. Just for different reasons 🤣
Yeah Gabonga Lemur was extremely annoying.
"Drink the cheese" will now forever be stuck in my head
Quite cheesey, right?
So lazerpig is partially responsible for space station 13? Hail Cargonia
Clown in armoury, ahelp
@@Arthurskittenboywifesec to med bay, clown has cut off my legs
AI state laws!
wonder what part of lore he was responsible for
I now want a collab with lazerpig and Tex, especially since they both love history.
What I wouldn't give to see Perun, LazerPig and TIKhistory sit down for a stream. Also not shocked in the slightest that CRP was a spy.
I thought something was off with CRP, he was either slightly unhinged or had something personal against NATO. Turns out it was both.
May I have contacts for CRP I have never heard of him?
@@reapereye2122 that's the Gonzalo Lira guy or however you say his real name LazerPig had a debate with a few weeks back
@@ZontarDow Oh! I know about the Debate, did not know about the other name thing
@@reapereye2122 Most people know him by his old handle of CoachRedPill, and it's easier to remember then his actual name
That was a lot of fun, but I can't believe Vagrant is fucking dead, and Pig's the one that killed him with that mac & cheese cocktail of the dammed!
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As a railwayman myself, I have to correct LP on his railway transgressions;
Mallard hasn't steamed since the 80's! I'm pretty sure what he saw was either "Bittern" or "Sir Nigel Gresley" which are sister engines to mallard, the former looking a lot like the latter atm...!
If you want fucking stupid money for train tickets I got one for you; the previous railway company I worked for, dedicated to restoring steam trains for a living. One particular engine we had the contract for was for the new build engine called "Tornado". Marvellous bit of kit, ironically being the most modern train in britain at the time...! There was one railtour that we had to prep the engine for, it was a proper luxury service that supposedly went across Britain's most picturesk railways, lasted for well over a week! Up and down the country! And the grand price for a single ticket.... £20K.... Per Person.... When I found that out I said to them "For that kind of money I'd want to DRIVE the fucking engine!"
Lazerpig is Chaotic Neutral. He fights evil and yet attacks allies!
Yeah but he has a good heart, he is genuinely concerned about DV at moments in this despite having been gleeful about causing things.
Why is every LP stream a legendary shit show? Also he started counting bottles and I just started turning stone cold with terror as the number went up.
This one wasn’t. It was fun to watch
@@gamerfan8445 i’m saying shit show in an ironically positive context for this one and a negative one for the gorganzola stream.
@@gamerfan8445 Well, it was a horrendously disorganized stream where Digi almost died and Lazerpig got DDOSed. It's also horribly murderous due to how funny and chaotic it gets.
@@tomhsia4354 Wait LP got DDOSed? What?
@@klausklaus2823 He dropped offline at around 4:05:00, and came back at 4:10:35 claiming to have been DDOSed.
Lazerpig X WTYP and/or Drachinefel when?
I'd pay good money to see the absolute chaos that would happen between Alice, Liam, Roz, Drachinifel, and Lazerpig, with Animarchy History doing the slides. Drach had a collab with Animarchy History and it was BEAUTIFUL.
BOAT WAIFUS!!!
2 scots and 2 Philadelphians get drunk
@@trianglean806 Plus 2 sober Brits, though Drach will probably need to drink for the occasion.
Alice will start out as a sober Brit and get increasingly Scottish as the podcast goes on. Podcast delirium at its finest!
Welcome to the podcast with slides
@@tomhsia4354 drach bringing the royal navy issue rum ration for that 🤣
58:00 Speaking as someone who’s just about finished with his BA in history, all I can think to say is “Too late now”
That and why would I trust I guy who calls himself a historian who has never done the preservation or archaival research of a true historian and only has an intense passion for it? He also was former army intelligence, which has very little to do with historical work and preservation and more to do with behavioral patterns.
@@zakvitale1411 Maybe, but give the guy some credit. Historians, intelligence analysts, political scientists, EMS professionals, virologists, police detectives, etc; we all have the same job: finding the truth, relevant to our respective fields (hell, I count myself as belonging to two of those professions).
And with his emphasis on psychology, he does have a point. Yes, archival documents can give you the Who, What, When, Where, and How of an event, but psychology can offer detached, clinical examinations for the Why, which is often the most elusive and arguably the most important part of the truth for historians to discover.
Also, while LazerPig isn't exactly perfect in citing his sources, the ones he remembers to provide are certainly archive-quality material, like manuals, after-action reports, etc. He's not like my ethics professor showing us a Russia Today article on the use of psychologists in torture operations at Gitmo.
@@hoopchristine5202 Oh no I love lazerpig, I think he brings a lot to the table. He isnt wrong with putting emphasis on human behaviour and how it impacts history.
My problem was his repeated sentiments that history degrees do nothing. While true that base history degrees may mean very little actual work with studying history, they often serve as a springboard to other careers or more specified fields like archival work, historical forensics, archaeology, preservation, etc., and that cannot be overlooked. Also if you are in a history program (btw I also am currently getting my B.A. in history) you have to take courses where they teach the importance of understanding perspectives in history, and reasoning behind motives and choices. It effectively does the human psychology part already, but I guess he had bad professors or something.
I've got one of those. I don't work in a field remotely related to it. Best of luck.
Think of it as "Served in the US Marines for X years"... on it's own it means nearly nothing. It is what you do with that education that matters.
1:53:52 - so GonzaloLira is actually a Russian spy. Holy moly
Not only a Russian spy, a shitty Russian spy!
Makes sense
And a bad one at that
Lol lamo even
Um. Pretty sure they'll kill him for that. I can't stand the dude but let's be real here: If he really did out the sabatours, then he's a dead man walking. Kinda sad now you think about it.
I made the mistake of listening to this on my way home from work. So I'm walking, laughing so hard I was crying, unable to breathe
Fuck I listened to this on the highway I had to stop cause I was worried about crashing.
Not in a million years I expected this crossover
Aren't you happy you were wrong? It was great!
I was soo tempted to ask during the stream if you could send Lazerpig a Digi brand beer you gave to ZF. But i was absolutely dying during this stream with tears down my eyes
The mental disonance of watching you in a TheRussianBadger video doing a Obama drone strike bit to giving Lazerpig therapy just made my brain do an inversion from Topgun.
Waitwaitwait, what?!
Just watched through the VOD on Twitch, but I'm glad that this will now be saved for the viewing pleasure of many.
i see one horizontally spinning F-35B meme and i get recommended a multi-hour lazerpig stream? best thing the youtube algorithm has done since the 7yr old video Renaissance
aw shit I love the Neytirix background... I'm actually excited for this
Damn! I thought I recognised it.
I love how her art style is instantly recognizable. I saw the cat and immediately thought "Did Neytirix draw this??"
Those cocktails are like the concoctions the bartender makes in a round of space station 13
The Stockholm Syndromeing of your brain. We literally do this in your first year of PhD at my Uni. You had to relearn how you think to be an effective scientist and question absolutely everything on some level. The brain doesn't like that.
Millions broke during COVID because they couldn't handle the fact that viruses mutate
Perun's 3 or 4 episode series on how corruption ruins armies is outstanding!
Following Lazerpig: "...wait, you're ZF Digi!" It's like walking out of an alley and recognizing the street you end up on.
When you realize a random TH-cam you found is connected to two other TH-camrs you watch, who you wouldn't think would have any connection to each other.
Soviet Womble and Lazerpig, connected by one Digi!
It makes more sense when you realize there is only a handful of editor's the decent sized channels all use.
Then you also have the russian badger
It's such a breath of fresh air to see this stream after the clusterf*ck of the other stream
My god, the 'Kilroy was here' bit made me lose my shit
It was well worth the 2,000 bits lol.
Yeah, me too
Lazerpig is a tactical genius. First have you talk about how you need to do a disgusting thing if a certain goal is met and then go ''this will never happen in 1 stream *nudgenudge winkwink*''
I am constantly amazed at just how knowledgeable and hilarious Lazerpig can be. I'm absolutely certain, he and I would definitely not get along, but at a distance, he is on my short list of the most edutaining people on youtube.
The Lazer Pig cocktail is a Sangria that replaces the brandy for a single malt Islay to get a nice smokiness in there, with a chaser of a bottle of wine.
This is a fantastic pallet cleanser after the phenomenal shitstorm that was the Gonzalo Roundtable XD.
I need more of this dynamic. Just pump this shit straight into my veins
This has been the best 5 hours of my life. Thank you LazerPig & Digital Vagrant
Digital Vagrant sounds like Bob on Bob’s Burgers
I had no idea that LazerPig has such voice-acting talent. He must not have been very drunk on this call.
The internet is such a small place. The collaboration shit you guys get up to is great. I want to see more Elbonia content
Lazerpig and Drachinifel would be hilarious!!!!!!!
Lazerpig has turned up in the chat occasionally on Drach streams.
5 hours of LazerPig talking. Yes please!
EDIT - This was painfully funny. The fem bois rowing the trireme with LazerPig on top like Cleopatra.... that image made me fall out my chair.
Also, amazing to know he helped with SS13. Someone let Tex of The Black Pants Legion know.
Lazerpig reading gay hitler porn was something i did not expect but now that it happened i realise i was foolish to expect anything less
Drink the Cheese
Drink the Cheese
Drink the Cheese
Train good car bad
Train good car bad
Train good car ba...
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1:37:20 This, is where the REAL fun began, imho.
The whole stream is good, but from here on, it’s 24-karat gold.
God the instant I saw that drink Digi had I about puked myself. I actually dry heaved just imagining how that tasted.
I was in an incredibly bad mood and listened to this entire stream laughing hysterically. Thank you guys so much!
2:18:00
No, because you see, I was there in the chat. I had two hundred dollars of money I could spend. I was more than willing to be the one to ruin it for you, Digi. Even if everyone else decided to stop at 804 subs--and I was there, we were all racing to be the final sub, none of us were stopping--I would've ruined it for you.
Kisses from rebelliouswaffle, a self-described apprentice to Palden's Digi-breaking ways
"In 1859 the engineer Brunel, would build the greatest ship afloat and rule the oceans swell..."
“If the world had no use for the world’s largest ship, he would make it no longer the world’s largest ship.”
there have been so many like-worthy moments in this video, i wish it were possible to like a video more than once; absolute magic, this interaction.
The new sword of damocles is the cocktail of Lazerpig
you should come to saint louis. we have a train museum and have a big boy. plus a massive amount of other rolling stock including a snow blower that ATE A PICKUP TRUCK. you can still see red paint on the blades from the truck
Don't play Warthunder. Ignore the fact that I have over 2000 hours on it. Don't play Warthunder. Ignore that I still play it every couple of days. Seriously don't play Warthunder. Ignore that I have fun playing it. SERIOUSLY DON'T PLAY WARTHUNDER!
but i just grinded to Jets and i refuse to pay them, its taken 4 years of pain, there has to be some payoff somewhere
I grind on runescape
Pfttt. Any cat can be a ragdoll if you karate chop the neck in the right place.
While I don't agree with everything political with lazerpig(I am going to admit that I'm more of a centrist liberal). He has done some of the most entertaining and informative videos I know. And his heart is in the right place. I used to be very skeptical of the F-35 fighter, but his vidro on the matter made me read more about the datalink capabilitied and came to a "holy shit, this is way beyond anything" conclusion. Now I am fully a fan of the plane.
Also when he took on that idiot Gonzaloredpill, and after that came out about how hard his life has been, I found a deep respect towards him and have struggled with many of the same issues.
Truly the fact checker and teacher we might not deserve, but who we need.
The world needs more lazerpigs.
Just finished watching the VOD on Twitch this is pure brilliance.
Holy shit! Gorgonzola Lactose was a spy who sold out to save himself
It's a common misconception that Star Trek Online is based on the shows and movies.
It's actually based on Star Trekkin' by The Firm.
"We come in peace so shoot to kill"
I want to make an updated Texas with HIMARS turrets.
Never had so much fun with a 5 hour stream before. Hope this can happen again
This was less of an interview and more of a prolonged torture session via the threat of mac & cheese ice cream
Hearing you and Lazerpig talk about trains and ocean liners made my day. 😁🚂🚢
I can’t believe I missed this stream! Two of my favorite content creators in the collab nobody expected!
Immediately after seeing the cat in the background I thought it looked a lot like neytirixs style but I was surprised I was correct
I've never heard of yall but saw a 5 hour episode so decided to check it out. I love how off the rails it went! Got yall a new sub.
3:05:34 This exists! It's the Queen Mary 2! She even still makes transatlantic crossings
This may be the single greatest stream I have ever watched. Subbed (:
I loved this so much. I haven't enjoyed content like I did when watching this in a while. Thank you
oh my fucking god i have looked high and low for a VOD of this! CURSE YOU TIMEZONES!
Make a Lazerpiggy bank for his merch.
Glad to see lazerpig is doing well
i worry for the porcines poor liver
@@Arthurskittenboywife what makes you think that?
3:48:30 He forgot to garnish with a strip of bacon 🥓
@lazerpig at the 1:06:00 mark you mentioned that we only have 1 cruiser, we actually have atleast 2. HMS Caroline is Jutland's last ship up in Belfast, she survived because she was a training ship. everyone and their nan knows about the Belfast, we have cavalier a ww2 destroyer with some post war upgrades in chatham, pompy has m33 and a few higgins boats used on a small film by Spielberg, something to do with saving ryans privates. tis not all doom and gloom, apart from warspite that was a tragedy
I'm less than 2 hours into this vod and it's been amazing
The Internet does not deserve this magical content
I still want to see the massive script laser wrote on the F-111
27:02 I KNEW IT! I'd recognise her artstyle, especially with that cat, anywhere!
Designer: I WANT THAT SAYS BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!
Engineer: What could such a plane be good for... Maybe take out tanks?
Designer: BRRRRRRRRR... !
and thus, LP has become a permanent part of the VTuber community.
I think it's my first "podcast like" thing I've ever listened to and I love it. Doing shit in Rimworld was never so fun listening to you guys
Also I was drinking argentinian wine during this, The Most Handsome Pig on YT says chilenian is the best but once I've got soooooo bad one - never again. Also, best wine ever is from my polish university, only one here that have oenology and they make god-like wine, damn
1:36:15 where the downfall begins
1:39:35 “Guys you know what to do”
2:11:30 “tonight we are attempting to make digitalvagrant drink the cheese”
2:12:59 “I’ll make you a cocktail”
2:30:50 you get to see the realization and anguish.
it is glorious!
3:35:33 “fuck I’m hiding in my closet”
3:47:05 “the cheese”!!
I love how I go from seeing Digi in a ZF video to a Badger video to doing a bit with Lazerpig. Man’s literally on most of my most watched channels lol. Happy to finally subscribe. Next you’ll do something with Tex of the Black Pants Legion.
(Yes that was wishful thinking)
Me waiting for the rest of the Warhammer Fantasy story: ☠
Got a degree in history. Rule #1 about people being stupid is absolute.
I couldn't disagree any more. So many people reduce complicated shit to "euaeugh theys was just stuuuupid" and now we have legions of Americans thinking linear warfare was a terrible idea and the Americans won the independence war because they had the GENIUS ideas to hide behind trees ( IVE HAD THIS SHIT TAUGHT TO ME IN **COLLEGE**! THEY TOLD ME THE BRITISH LOST THE WAR BECAUSE THEY FOUGHT IN LINES!)
People acting like plug bayonets were some absolute moronic idea, not considered how complicated and impractical it would have been at the time to make ring or socket bayonets, just IT MUST HAVE BEEN BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID.
No. Usually when something happens, there's a reason for it. It's not just BECAUSE DEMS WIZ STUUUUPID HURRR.
Fuck off. If you believe that your degree shouldn't be valid, and if you were taught that, your university shouldn't be fucking accredited. It's as stupid as a biology class teaching creationism, or an astronomy class teaching flat earth. It's just plainly wrong.
@@hippyjoe Knowing that people do stupid stuff consistently through history isn't a edgy concept. Perhaps chattal slavery, genocide and murder are easy enough starting points.
Those things are wrong. Doing them is stupid. People consistently do stupid things. Your rant being an ideal version.
I said nothing political in that post, and you presumed that information. Good job.
I dont know what I expected when launching this, but it is absolutely incredible
I've been on the U505! I went with my brother and uncle when I was a teenager, and it's sitting in a museum in a controlled environment. It was actually the first U-boat successfully captured by the allied forces, and US sailors managed to halt the scuttling of the u-boat (cause they left the scuttling cap like right next to the hole. I believe the US also got an Enigma machine out of that event! Some time later there was also some kerfuffle about using the U-505 as live fire target practice...Unsure how that went, but I'm glad she's alive and well (enough for tourists at least)
I have been watcxhing this on and off for 5 days meow.
I will never finish.
And this is the stream that led Pig to me........
This is so amazing and beautiful please we need more of this content
This was by far one of the best things I have ever witnessed
You two definitely need to get together again soon. I had hours of cooking and other chores to get done this weekend, an this was a wonderful, hilarious conversation to help make the work fly by.
On god, I love coming back to listen to the breakdown over the cheese