IMMUNITY - A Parody | David Cohen & Don Caron
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 เม.ย. 2024
- A parody of Honesty by Billy Joel. Parody; Lyrics by David Cohen; Performance and Video Editing by Don Caron
"When I wanted usefulness it wasn’t hard to find
I gave three frauds a lifetime gig
Then when I needed lawlessness they slowed the clock on crime
It’s why I stacked the court so it was rigged
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS to IMMUNITY
David Cohen
When I wanted usefulness
It wasn’t hard to find
I gave three frauds a lifetime gig
Then when I needed lawlessness
They slowed the clocks on crime
It’s why I stacked the court so it was rigged
Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due
I can always twist someone
To say they empathize
Surely I have groomed them to deceive
So now it is the time and place
To confirm my MAGA lies
All they have to do is make-believe
Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due
They would soon discover
It was not pretend
I planned to have impunity until the very end
I’m sure they will remember me
When I need them again
I’ll call, I’ll call
When I expected loyalty
There wasn’t much concern
Having always played them like a pawn
So when I asked for fealty
I knew they’d never let me burn
'Cause they’re the ones that I depended on
Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due
ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SONG
"Honesty" is a song by American singer-songwriter Billy Joel, released by Columbia Records as the third US single from his sixth studio album 52nd Street (1978) in 1979. "Honesty" was solely written by Joel, while production was handled by Phil Ramone. The song appears on the Dutch and Japanese editions of Greatest Hits Volume 2, replacing "Don't Ask Me Why" (1980).
The song received mostly positive reviews from music critics, who generally praised its lyrics and piano instrumentation. It also received comparisons to other songs by Joel. "Honesty" peaked at number 24 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart, becoming the album's third consecutive top 40 hit. It went to Number 1 in France and has also been certified gold by Recording Industry Association of Japan for ringtone download sales of over 100,000 units. Joel performed the song live several times with Elton John and later with Bryan Adams. "Honesty" has been covered and sampled by various artists, including by American R&B recording artist, Beyoncé.
"Honesty" was solely written by Billy Joel while production was handled by Phil Ramone. It is the second song from his sixth studio album 52nd Street (1978). David Spinozza plays the acoustic guitar in the song, Liberty DeVitto plays the drums and Robert Freedman the horn and string orchestration.
"Honesty" is a piano ballad with synthesizer embellishments. It opens with "sad and tender" piano chords. According to Ken Bielen in his book The Words and Music of Billy Joel, Liberty DeVitto's drums and cymbal crashes, remind listeners that "the track is a predecessor of the power ballads of the 1980s and 1990s". It talks about the inherent lack of honesty even in the closest of relationships. In the song Joel sings the lines "Honesty is such a lonely word". Joel further sings about wearing his heart on his sleeve in "Honesty". According to Chuck Klosterman of The New York Times, "[the song] implies that the only way you can tell that someone really cares about you is if they tell you you're bad." "Leningrad" (1989), a song from Joel's eleventh studio album Storm Front, has been compared to "Honesty". According to the sheet music published on the website Musicnotes.com by Faber Music, "Honesty" is a pop rock and classical rock song written in the key of B♭ major. The song is set in common time and performed in a slow tempo of 80 beats per minute. Joel's vocals range from the note of Bb2 to Bb4. - ตลก
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Today was the darkest day in America 🇺🇸. As an American I feel my country’s Supreme Court is way lower than Brazil,🇧🇷
Argentina, Colombia, and Mexico 🇲🇽 😢
That's why he wanted to attend the hearings ... to glower at them because they owe him.
Every. Word. Is. On. Point. and. Absolutely. True. I love this, he's not immune to anything but decency, morals & honesty.
Very well said! 💙🇺🇸
I wonder how long it will take for them to realize that once they give him immunity, he will have no more use for a court or judges
If rumpy gets immunity, it is proof we live in an alternate reality.
Exactly! Or Congress either.
They aren't that smart.
They may get it when they show up but see a big CLOSED sign on the door.
He will be the Almighty king of sht! No one above him. So no need for justice!
Do they even think that if Presidents had immunity to assassinate their political enemies, that _Biden_ would have that power? He could have №PO1135809 and all his enablers _including_ the Leonard Leo-and-his-(Anti)-Federalist-Society-installed (and therefore _Constitutionally_ illegitimate) Supreme Court justices. Not that he _would,_ mind you, but if Presidents are immune, then he _could,_ right? Do they ever think of _that?_
I think you are ready for an album. Award winning it would be❤❤
You sound like Yoda.
😂😂FOR SURE!! 😂😂
@@billmurray7473
You are thanked so much 😘
Normally, I don't spend money on downloads. I'm a frugal guy at heart. ❤️
But, if Don C put out an album of his parodies, I'll gladly cough up a Jackson or two. 😊
I'd like that if it could be done using music that is copyrighted by others. eg Parodist Al Yankovic is limited to putting songs on albums that have the permission of the original creators. The reason that Mr. Caron is able to put his material on TH-cam is because there haven't been complaints by the holders of the melody copyrights, and few have enough views to have become monetized. . Those are enforceable separately from the lyric copyrights. There is no equivalent to a parody for melody.
If they don't hold Twitler accountable, kiss America goodbye. That narcissistic sociopath will destroy our Democracy! Beautifully sung song by the way. ✊💙🌊
We will get past Twitter n tic tock
Why does it take a life time before people wake up? And when they do they act so surprised? 😡😡🐍🐍💩💩
Imagine thinking what they think and then having it slowly dawn on you what a schmuck you’ve been. And not just a schmuck but an actual dupe who has caused great pain to their nation, their family members, their churches, and their friends. That’s a brutal awakening. Still no excuse.
Fingers crossed he never gets immunity. Thanks for the song ❤
From what I've heard today, his stooges on the court agree he should have.
@@sharonmontag2389It's another delay tactic by team tRump. Biden would get immunity also, correct?
@@sharonmontag2389 Me too. The most depressing day of my life. It seems we're doomed. 😒
I orange 💩 gets immunity, so does Biden!
Lawyers exist because people who are unwilling or unable to keep agreements, and definitions that aren't clearly understood. It would be a welcome relief to get a clear cut definition of exactly what a President's official duties, obligations and limitations are and how to identify acts that aren't - such as giving ANY speeches. (Even the State of the Union isn't required to be a speech.)
Common sense would suggest that a President should be accountable for anything that an ordinary citizen would be, but that has exceptions like "conspiracy to commit violence" is logically the same as planning a counter-attack on another country - except for the motivation.
If the Court is wise it will describe presidential duties as those things mandated by the the Constitution and legislation, using the legal resources that are provided to the president, and performed in accord with the law. Standing in the middle of 5th Avenue and shooting people is not a Presidential duty.
People today seem to have forgotten that the President is NOT supposed to be the all-powerful leader of the Country, but a servant of it. The Congress is supposed to represent the Country, not control it, and the Court is supposed to enforce and interpret the Constitution using ITS internal reason and logic, not rewrite it.
The best place to look for frauds, (if you are in the need of some) is in Billionaires pockets.
Trump need to be held accountable….
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they do turn! I'm looking forward to the day when his rollercoaster of lies crests the hill and plummets into a freefall, straight to prison!
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Shame isn't it- He's such an useless individual, isn't it?😢
You are so brilliant. I don't know how you come up with these but I am entertained!
Billy Joel, eat your heart out!
Talk about perfect timing-I hot home from work at the same time I got a notification about this video! I figured it would be something scathingly apropos, and sure enough I was not disappointed! Well done, Don! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I always look forward to Don C's notifications! It's just like getting fun mail!
Thank you for your song ❤
Lovely. Even with the infuriating subject matter.
You ain't kiddin', brother!
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
Beautiful. Thanks for putting the captions so we can sing along.
You're the best😅😅😅😅
Maestro, you're spoiling us! I think we deserve it 😂. As ever, the head of that nail got flattened by your wit. Bravo!
Oh I am sharing this! It is awesome, and as others have said, it is SO on point! It is just Spectacular!
Thank you for the levity though the traitors on the supreme Court are no laughing matter. Id say this country is doomed
Not doomed yet. But if we don’t vote Blue, we may be.
The SUPREME COURT is Supposed to be impartial but I don’t see it. 😢
😀Another good one!
When Donald puts his hand on their arm that's a power move that says "He owns them".
Love every partof these. Now whenever I hear this I'll have trouble not singing "Immunity..."
Thanks i neeeeeeeded that😂😂😂😂😂😂
Somehow this needs to be piped into the Supreme Court.
I love you, Don and David!
Thank you for helping me laugh, in spite of the tragedy that befell our nation in 2016.
Keep thinking positively, friends, and VOTE Progressively! Our votes for a democratic majority in the House and especially the Senate is absolutely vital. Don't sit this election out (looking at you, watermelon mafia). We need a simple majority in the House to impeach, but it requires a 2/3 majority in the Senate to convict and remove Clarence Thomas.
If they really want Clarence to suffer, force him to share a cell with his wife, Ginny
The Winchester brothers said, "The really bad things are dealt with with silver and holy water, but you can first try a good song. 😇
Love those boys! Haven't seen them for years. I'm living in Austria right now and it's just not the same in German lol.
@@cherylalt101 Are the boys better at the Austrian language?🤣
Damage already done by delaying his trial, now we will see how much more damage they can do.
Fantastic👍👍. Great job -love it ❤
Beautiful! Truthful! Timely!
So perfect! So well done with the background! 👏👏👏
Love the make believe, the fairies, the beautiful colors contrasting with Don, the white piano and the serious simplicity of the song. This is actually a gorgeous video.
Of course if they give him immunity, he'd no longer need a Supreme Court. He'd be free to do anything his mean, cold little heart desired. Then again, they can't help him in state court, immunity or not lol!
Don, I could listen to your sweet voice for hours. The lyrics David writes are just an added bonus. ❤
Kudos again and again….immunity is needed because we live in a nation where, sadly, honesty has become such a lonely world; too many are so untrue…and if you look for truthfulness you may as well be blind, deaf, and/ or dumb….adore you guys, and Billy Joel too. ❤❤❤ keep on writing and singing…❤
Perfect!!👍💙💙💙🥰✌
Wow! Beautifully done! It doesn’t even make ANY common sense having immunity because most of his corrupt business dealings have been going on for years! He’s pretty much a nonstop racketeer until he pays for his crimes in jail like any other person would have had to do!😡
hello Thanks for the song It's excellent
And, sadly, the Orange Orban started the fire, too.
Even though he'll assert that he didn't start it.
We know better.
As always, Don C, you are batting 1.000! Terrific parody!
I am always impressed by intellect, talent, and rationality shown by those protesting trump. I'd love flash mob-choirs appearing, singing appropriate verses at appropriate venues.
LOL. excellent as usual.
Another standing ovation parody.
Presented and performed to perfection.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.
Another great song! Thank you very much !
You are a genius song writer!
This song reminds me of my first favorite music format which is adult contemporary music. This music was appropriate for business offices such as employment agencies. It brings comfort and serenity to a workplace, especially in the morning, after the hustle and bustle of commuting in rush hour traffic and riding public mass transportation. It is nicer for the nervous system. You cannot beat this kind of music at any time.
At 57 this song ressonnates..
I have to fight to not place this song on every social media platform I no longer have on my cell!!
I am listening to 100's of parodies that cause me to " laugh or cry" usually both!! Trying to choose one a week until the election- if you hear your own heart or that of our world- find the strength and wisdom to fight...
Pass it forward...be the change you want to see in the world!!
This Servant Leaders 💜
BRAVO!! Hell, I prefer this to the Original!!
I love the music, I love your brilliant level up unique cover version of Billy Joel song honesty. I love your voice and I love your performance in a smooth way of interpretation along with your superb piano playing. Absolutely beautiful my friend. Your great! Thank you for sharing. All the best to you. I've subscribed to support your lovely channel.
Thank you, always. In this scary, MAGA time, your verses give us a lighter heart, not to mention hope! You're amazing!!!
Bravo! Another great parody. Thanks for sharing!
A perfect song !! Again,thank you !! Great work !!
David, you and your partner are fabulous. Keep them coming. So talented!
Spot on as always.
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Most Excellent! Thank you!
No one is above the law!
I guess we will out soon enough.
This should be played in his cell 24/7.
Fantastic song.
BRAVO! Don you have quite a strong vocal range!
Excellent.
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As always, a great parody song! Thank you, Don.
Actually I worry more about Alito and Thomas than I do the other three.
Great job. What a weird world we live in these days. ❤️❤️
This is satire instead of parody. None-the-less it still qualifies under "fair use" provisions in copyright. Nice work.
Cool.
Such great poignant parodies 🤗✊ #JailTrump
Not THIS Impunity! Vote all my Mercan friends!
You are always right on point, and I appreciate and love all you do. Fantastic, yet again 👍🏻🤗💙💙💙
great fun
super talented
🔵Vote☮️
Exquisite !
Integrity, honesty, intelligence and kindness are the only traits he’s immune from!! Wonderful parody and sang beautifully❤❤vote blue 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
Immunity my Ass. TRump should held accountable as any american. Your parody music it's self I remember that song. You made a good choice
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From down under a big 👍. On point, great entertainment. Thank you.
❤❤ Absolutely beautiful parody of a Billy Joel classic tune ! Suggest this song " Nowhere Man " maybe when Drumph finally gets put away in a padded cell; jail cell; or a nice prison cell ? 🤔 "
Brilliant!💙💙💙
Nailed it! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Wow... this was excellent! Great job! 👏👏👏👍
Bravo, fantastic.
Wow this is great it's so much better than even the original thank you
Well done!
Vote blue 💙 everywhere 💙
I love you guys! Made my day with these songs. I would buy fhe mp3s! Play them in my car!
Do not question the empreor of mankind!
Great as always. Heads up to the artist’s King with no clothes drawings.
The melody of this song perfectly captures the feelings of wistfulness I'm having thinking about how it's come to this. It's come down to risking the entire future of the globe because of this evil clown!
Worthy of Tom Lehrer and Weird Al. Bravo.
Great parody! Right on target!🎯
Vote em out
Great videos!
Waiting for a parody of the J. Giles Band song “Love Stinks” - Trump Stinks!
Funny. Very difficult song to sing.
❤🎉🎉😊
Love it! ♥️
Watching from Europe. 🇪🇺
Btw, total presidential immunity means *dictatorship.*
Just Us Justice Isn’t Justice 🧐
Fantastic!
That was simply lovely. I lost my falsetto along with my ability to yodel close to eight years ago. I miss my yodel the most. 😢
Don and David, once again, a beautiful collaboration that speaks to the moment. I honestly can’t fathom how that person is still able to gum up the works so constantly in your country, but I hope he is stopped soon. You always seem to have the right thing to say.🖤🇨🇦
The right to be a criminal,he is such a baby.
Thank you!
*an innocent person doesn't require or request immunity*
I was about to make the same comment. Why would someone want Immunity unless they knew they had done something wrong?
You beat me to it, but you are correct!
Brilliant! Spot on 100%. I only hope immunity is Traitor 45 wishful thinking only.
Have you got a whole load of songs stashed up ready for all possibilities (erm, probabilities)? So apt and on point I'm always in awe of you guys.
I'm increasingly worried for the US… and the rest of the world!
This is amazing!
Alito and Thomas Need to be Impeached !