ASMR Date with A Yandere Centaur Prince
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- Love is complex...and he's getting more...complex...and is still a horse
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"stupid street vendor, I asked for two large fries and he gave me like 70 little ones"
…T
Two large fries…??
Like you want two churro-sized fries?? That’s basically a baguette baked potato-
@@kitariauthor5943 *Stomach growls, mouth watering & my love for potatoes*
If people did that, I would empty their stocks! 🤤😅
@@sandraoliveira8476same lol
I need fanfiction, anime and a movie about this pretty centaur boy
I'll make it a patreon goal lol
And two prequels.
I second this notion
Don't worry there is one atcually.
Is called my lilltle pony...
@@dellyring4919 ... how DARE--
despite being a yandere he’s very polite and kind and so soft spoken :3 i love him so much
might as well just call him clingy
he's a bookworm, romance fan, and fries lover cutie with dark tendencies? HEH. so, he's a walking trap..?
"What is a potato?" My Irish heritage is screaming at me to enlighten this centaur. He will have as many fries as he wants and more!
Exactly! It’s SCREAMING 😂
I can imagine this being a dark comedy where he puts us in situations and y/n like "It's just another Sunday in the Isle." And I am put in a stable while laugh-track plays.
XD ID LOVE TL SEE THAT
“One fry please”
*cashier: hands over one single fry*
Is... is he just eating the fries out of the bag with his face? Because that's way too cute
The cherry on top is that he has his pinky up like he's sipping tea or something
I can't believe he thought those romantic fiction was part of human history. 😭 he is so naive. Despite being yandere, he is so freakin adorable. He might be yandere, but at least he is quite polite and considerate of our feelings for now.
Aww he's secretly a book nerd. I just want to.make him to a book store and let him go wild.
Instead of a bull in a China shop, he's a horse Ina bookstore.
When he said "Follow up question, what is a potato-?" I DIED-
_You don't know what a potato is-_ MY BOY-
I love the catalyst for this whole thing are romance novels. They show such an obsessive and toxic view of love normally. It's no wonder this is how he turned out.
“ I don’t object…as long I have you too protect me…”
Emotionally or physically….cause I’m open for both
I was wondering if we'd ever see this centaur prince again. It's sweet to hear him being protective of the listener's reputation, even while he's still trying to become accustomed to life among humans. I don't normally like yandere personality types, but his politeness and soft-spoken nature temper the extremely controlling nature implied by this term.
Hmm... As Jim Cummings said circa 1997, "Step aside, two legs!" My date tonight has four hooves, a gorgeous mane of black hair and two red/brown eyes. If you get this Disney reference, you get an apple; last I checked, horses can't eat chocolate, so no cookies.
Hercules
him: "well, what's your favourite dish?"
me: french fries 😔🙏🏻
him: ".... fries?"
me: 👁👄👁
HE'S KNOWS!?
The fawning over the bookstand made my heart melt, it was such genuine joy in his voice!
“what do you think of my eyes ?? 👁👁 (heavy breathing)” gave me chills I’m ngl 💀💀
LMAO
Pulling a Yuri on us
you know, this mc is different from most of them on stories like this. we are not a student or a sailor. this person is a bodyguard of the highest level. one who is literate and skilled enough to be given a contract (apparently alone) with the only heir to a throne.
I also really need the next part to be the guard giving the prince a cloak (made of the skin of something they killed?) you know, so His Majesty will cover the top half of his chest and stop having to worry about how cold it gets in this area. I really want to hear Him take it all wrong and start making a mess.
Thats a great idea!
The fact he didn't know what fries are is just hilarious to me. 😂
And everything about this man is ADORABLE. I love him. 😂❤
"What do you think of *my* eyes?"
Oh, please don't make me do eye contact; it's one of my many weaknesses!
He holds his pinkie out to eat a bag of fries like a sandwich! My sweet child!💗
Oh my he is back!!! I swear Yandere ASMR are my newest weakness!
I want to give him so much love 😭 he's such a cutie!!! Why are we immune to his charm? Look at him! All dressed up and handsome... I want to know if his stylist is doing that on purpose 👁️👁️
It’s funny, because in the majority of Yandere Scripts, the listener is technically supposed to dislike them, or hate them for a reason, yet most of the time I actually find myself falling in love with them especially this cute boy
This reminds me when in Undertale when Undyne thinks that anime is like human world history 😂 love your work
Him: Centaurs don't dance
Me: ಠ_ಠ
W. H. A. T
*aggressively pulls out my dancing clothes*
IMMA BOUT TO CHANGE THAT
(☆｡☆)
we about to dance to the cha cha slide💃💃💃💃
@@slay6426letssss GOOOOOO 💃💃
I’m not here to horse around, big guy.
how. dare. you.
Don't stirrup trouble now!
(ж＞▽＜)ｙ ☆
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper Show some neighborly love, would ya?
Hay now! We don’t neigh that okay?
I gues we all joined the colt of making puns
HE'S A BOOKWORM!!!!
MARRY ME!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
that "patience" thing he mumbled don't always go well now, does it? :'>
Fries are literally my favorite, dipped in ketchup or honey though 🥰. I'm glad the prince enjoys them now too! I can only hope we see him again, maybe accompanying him back to his isle or visiting him at his isle and he speaks more about the romance novels.
You can dip fries with honey? 🤔
Do you dip them in icecream too? Cuz if not you're missing out
@@eclipse_moon105 I do, but I miss the taste. ;w;
As soon as I saw the art of this pretty boy I ran as fast as I could!
🏃🏾♀️💨
You mean you rode, right
Where did you get your profile picture from? ;3; or is it a commission?
The description lmao--
"Love is complex...and he's getting more...complex...and is still a horse"
X) I have no idea why that's so funny to me.
Great job on this audio though! It feels weird being this early.
"and is still a horse"
Glad that got clarified
I love the drawing of the centaur, he so cute with tiny horse ears. And I love how munch hair he has, I want to sit on his back and hug his from behind so face will just be buried in it 😍
Why do I want to do that to??
Ikr😃
You’re really the only ASMR rp channel that I’m interested in these days. Thanks always for your content!
IKR THERES SOMETHING AB HIS VOICE! AND PLOT!
Its so lovely of you to say!
YESSSSSS!!!! A sequel to one of my favorite ASMRs!! PLEASE MAKE MORE
Awww how adorable he took all the books suchs a cute nerd prince. ♡
What a complicated romance, hehe... excited to see how our beautiful centaur man plans to make that work ^.^
Why can’t their be an asmr where we actually fall in love with the yandere and accept their love. I’m growing so emotionally attached to this boy
Precious horsey boi
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I - MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT - 🥰🥺💞🥺🥰
Man I feel kinda bad for this guy, yandere aside, this guy just doesn’t know how to be straight up. The part about “don’t you feel something… more?” got me coughing
Awwwww, sweet boy! *kidbaps him and puts him in her harem of Yanderes* Another has joined us!!
Others: Yay!
Prince: I’d like to talk about something more personal
Listener: awwww shit here we go again
"What festival is this?"
My dumbass brain: STATE FAIR A' TEXAS! YEE HAW!!!
God he is so nerdy, lovely and softspoken. I love him!
This line of videos is my absolute favorite of your's💜
Him: a human festival. And I take it I am assuming to be attending?
Me: Heck no, I got a migraine and would rather take a nap in a warm bath. Care to join me...as work associates of course.... hehehehehe
He's such a pretty boy
Feeling so called out by listeners love of fries
Help. I read the discription and died laughing.
😍 I have been waiting so long for a possible part 2 of the centaur. Thank you so much! He is so adorable. Is it weird that I would absolutely accept his invitation to be a permanent bodyguard? I know he is engaged to that lady from.... Was it some blue rose family? I will have to listen to the other one again. But you know... She might not even be into him and might be doing it for the family as well.
The romance books as a source of information for our land and culture really explains a lot about him
Omg he's back!
Everyday I wonder when he will use his royal status to kidnap me - kek
HE'S BACK!!! X3
I just came looking for that other video to rewatch it again, I'm so surprised the series continues! :O
make more of these please I beg!! i love themmm ;((
THE FACT THAT HE WAS HOLDING HIS PINKY OUT WHILE EATING THE FRIES IS MELTING MY HEART! OH MY UNICORN!
Omfg the art throughout the video 😂
Please let there be more of Centaur Prince videos
Part three, please. Pretty please. I NEED more from this yandere, princely, shy, book-loving centaur!
Omg so dreamy 😍😍😍
YEEES! a second part of one of my favorite video from this channel, and is even better than the first
Cucumber Approved
oooh a new video!
uh ok guy, let's set some boundaries before things get ugly
My guy is a four legged walking red flag 💀💀
Ohhh i missed him so much!
He is so gentle and soft 🥰 and a bit silly - food and book scenes made me laugh 😆 i hope you will continue with this story 🙌❤️
“What’s your favourite dish?”
Me: Cheesecake.
Cheeeeezs cake 🤤
Yes
breyers horses dropped a new horse and I like it
PLEASE reveal in the next video that Listener actually has a boyfriend or something and have the prince just lose their mind 🙏
Omg I want that so bad
Yes
damn this episode of bojack horseman is crazy
I've waited for this for soooo long!
When he said what is a potato my Irish blood started to boil
I've been waiting for this!!
Me looking at your channel for more Centaur Prince and find this video: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CENTAUR PRINCE!
Edit:
I CAN'T MAN SOUNDS SO PRETTY AND IS PRETTY! I LIKE A HORSE MAN WHOS A YANDERE OMG WHYYYY?! I love it though ahhhhh-
Edit Pt 2:
Why is yandere him so hottttt- I'm so agscejsjjenehe okay- Man is ahhhhhhh- I just wanna hug him so much!!!!
Edit Pt 3:
I would gladly stay with you like wtf PLEASE LET ME JUST DAY YES FUCK OUR LIVES AT THE TOWN LET US STAY WITH CENTAUR MAN!
I'm so happy to see him happy about the fries.
like on god I'm low key cheeseing
i saw this and eldritch screeched bc i was so excited
“I’ll take everything- everything-nO *all of them”*
That’s my Husband right there
OH SHIT, HE'S BACK! Awesome!
Well I always knew I'd never feel my legs again, I just didn't expect him to be a cute Centaur.
I been waiting for this video for so long!!!!😍🤩💕❤️💓
Could you make more parts of these I wanna see what happens
He might be crazy, but I’m rooting for this horse boy! He’s just too adorable~! ^w^
Ahhhhhh I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
At this point listener is so oblivious I'm wondering if theyre doing it on purpose because they're not interested (yet) 😂
*I'M HERE*
I'm enjoying this way to much xD
YESSSSS!!!!! I'VE WAITING!!!! YAY!!!! IT WAS SO WORTH IT !!! I LOVE TODAY!!!
I NEED A PART 2 I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE WANTS I WANT... NO I NEED A PART 2
Omg I remember him! Nice to see him again✨
We need more of squishy centaur. And we need more of Salt. 🧂 and by we I mean the royal we. So me. I mean me. I need more of them. 😆 🤣
“What is a potato?” Is a question I never thought I’d hear and it was so cute-
The fries art is so fucking cute
Such a cute book worm
Final thoughts: this was so well done I kind of with the listener could reciprocate his feelings cause he acts is really cute and actually kind of charming also basing his thoughts on love off of romance novels its no wonder this happened but I genuinely feel like he just needs a little guidance also I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the exchange if the listener and him were together
We need more 😋🤟🏽 of him & of the yandere patient 😍👌🏽
i would love to see more of him
I want more of him please?
PLS DO MORE CENTAUR AUDIOS I LOVE HIM🥺❤️
He back
the art.. 😳😳
I'm starting to wonder if he made up the arranged marriage to the blue rose because of what he read in the romance novels...
A BOOKWORM YANDERE? Marry me!