What decisions have I made that brought me to liking a dilf crab momster? I mean... Not just a crab monster, but a sweet daddy crab monster with what seems to be empty nest blues?!? Too late to go back now, I already loved it
He is the type of guy who will make you laugh when your sad, and take care of you when you're sick...but has the body of a warrior that will F*** up your enemies in an instant. Kissing him must taste..fishy
_that freaking beginning_ 😂 could barely focus on what Bay was saying! Looking forward on what this storyline will bring. Not only where it will be going but also where it came from, hopefully other crewmembers survived! -Except if they were Dark elves, thank you very much-
I am terrified of crabs so when I look at the crap monster I both want to run away screaming but the same time run towards him to give him a hug this is very confusing and scary.....
While this doesn't speak to me on any erotic level, I love crabs (the animal, not the std) and Australian accents, and I never had a dad. I would be %100 stoked if this guy was my dad.
This one’s just beyond a new favorite of all time. I don’t know fully why that is, but it’s the combination of the audio and the visuals that play in my head as I immerse myself into this. Makes me want to say thank you to the creator!
Reminds me of my sister, a Cancer in the Western zodiac, if she could actually wield weapons and physically spar as well as she throws insults. I like the Australian accent. I miss Qualu-palik a bit, but this crab monster could easily be my new "father figure from beneath the waves". It's odd that he talked about a twisted ankle, as my foot just healed completely after being sprained/bruised two weeks ago. I just want to give "Old Bay" a hug and help with foraging in tide pools.
The beginging...Finding Nemo anyone? Seagull Harpies, what would Kree(is that how you spell his name?) think of such harpies? Annoying maybe? And DAD JOKES...I cannot escape them! Also...Dang it, Twisted! First, You give us SUN BURNS! Second, you give us Mushrooms! Third, you make us Sea sick! Fourth, you make us dance with Demons/Ogres! NOW, you dare give us CRABS?! This better now be Cancerous! -- I say this as a joke, to anyone thinking otherwise. Sun burns = Soliel(spelling) Mushrooms = Melo Sea Sick = Sea monster dad (I always just called him Sea Father to referring to him) Demons/Ogres = Oni (can't remember his name on the top of my head...) And, well, Bay is a Crab monster and the zodiac sign is Cancer the Crab.
THE SEAGULLS ARE SO PRECIOUS AND THE ACCENT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY (I screamed a little when I saw u uploaded, your video’s are so precious (о´∀`о)) I sorta wanna eat him
When I got the notification for this yesterday and read the title I swore to myself I would not watch it, but then my damn home page had the audacity to recommend me the video and I was promptly punched in the face by the art 😩 my willpower is strong, but so is crab daddy
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the lovely Finding-Nemo segulls😂
I thought the exact same thing hearing them 🤣
Yep!🤭😆😂🤣
mine mine
I thought the same thing!
Yep
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
*Jotaro Kujo joins the chat*
If sea creatures looked and sounded like this then I wouldnt be terrified of water lmao.
I cannot escape this meme 😂
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
i was not informed of the downsides to being a marine biologist
Him: Are you old enough to drink?
Me: I’m 22.
Him: Probably not.
Excuse me!
it's even funnier when you're not American 🤣🤣🤣
We got KID ZONED........ xD
"Are you old enough to drink"
I am over 3000 years old
"Probably not"
Go to hell good sir
Probably for the best, it's a bad idea to consume alcohol with an injury
This guy switches and embodies Korg energy to southern father energy to ✨slightly Australian✨energy
And I’m loving EVERY second of it
Yeah that’s what I think, kinda like kiwi or Australian
Oh my god im glad i wasnt the only one who could hear korg
"ASMR DILF crab monster rescues and takes care of you"
Me: *I'm sorry what?*
Sameee😭😭
I read this like 3 times, lol
I laughed hard 😂😂
He is probably a gilf which makes your reaction funnier lol-
@@MoonchildDontCry ohhhh yeahhhh😂😂
What decisions have I made that brought me to liking a dilf crab momster? I mean... Not just a crab monster, but a sweet daddy crab monster with what seems to be empty nest blues?!?
Too late to go back now, I already loved it
Ah they got you too aye? Never thought I'd see the day I'd like a crab monster either.
@@agisasickglitch4222 *SAME.*
right! omg.
crab rave plays seductively in the background
I feel bad for people who don’t know what crab rave is, poor sweet summer children 😔
Nooooo you made me burst out laughing in the middle of the night when I'm supose to be sleeping for school in the morning 😭
@@possiblyavian-3820 I still have my days where I just kick back, relax, and blast crab rave while I sketch 😌👌
@@KokichiOuma-l4j fr tho the song is a bop-
I can't I now imagine some edit on the Internet where the crabrave is slowed and reverbed
💀😭🤚
Me thinking the harpies are tiny cute little seagulls but then I see them in the background of the picture 👀
I didn’t notice that until you pointed that out-
I just pictured finding nemo
I thought I said herpes 😅🤚🏾
@@zai717 flying herpes 😳 That would be terrifying!
@@cubbybunny23 😂😂😂😂💀
He is the type of guy who will make you laugh when your sad, and take care of you when you're sick...but has the body of a warrior that will F*** up your enemies in an instant. Kissing him must taste..fishy
I bet if you had some butter with that kiss It would taste better
💫Salt💫
It would be a seafood boil 🦞 🦐🦀🥘🍲🍽🍴🧂
Like Scorpia from She Ra?
Nice 🐟 pun it a real gill tickler
Him: "My name's Bay."
Me: "Hi Bay, please let me call you Babe."
Just call him Bay-be
I'll see myself out
Bae
oh you can call him BayBay(play on the world Baby just in an accent)
@@Whydontuwork nonono, stay put, i wanna see where this goes
Old Bay, the crab.
That's a darkly hilarious name for a crustacean.
Seagull: moi moi moi moi🕊
Me: He said WHAT? Uh! What a bastard!😤
What did the seagull said?
"Mine" I guess?
Bay: You know what they call me? Call me Old Bay
Me: *laughs in Marylander*
That one was for you, Maryland!
Marylander
Freaking Maryland and there seagulls
@@CasseroleCorpse You are not wrong my friend 🤣
*also laughs in Marylander*
_that freaking beginning_ 😂 could barely focus on what Bay was saying!
Looking forward on what this storyline will bring. Not only where it will be going but also where it came from, hopefully other crewmembers survived! -Except if they were Dark elves, thank you very much-
The seagulls were hungry.
Hungry for -cake- blood
“You know what they call me? They call me Old Bay”
I should not have snorted with laughter as loud as I did, nearly hurt myself 🤣😅
Never thought i would see an Anime crab man😭 the nemo seagulls make it even better. Will we get a video on those too?
I am terrified of crabs so when I look at the crap monster I both want to run away screaming but the same time run towards him to give him a hug this is very confusing and scary.....
that's me on the spiderkin videos T_T
@@solitarelee6200 same TwT
This adorably goofy crab is my new favorite
I think we can all appreciate the seagull harpies at the beginning. Made me smile so much 😊
Being a biologist, I really had to try to forget about the fact that crabs eat their baby crabs like popcorn
Not a biologist but same
Wtf
Now THIS is unique and unexpected 🦀🦀🦀 He's a sweetie and cute with how he gushes his life story...
“Are you old enough to drink?”
Me: I’m 24
“Probably not”
Me: Well someone is lying to me
*hears australian seagulls*
Ahh yes, the sound of my people
Oh hello ✋🌚 fellow ash
Sound of my people too xD
My people are the seagulls
I just got childhood flashbacks from Finding Nemo when Dory and Nemo’s Dad were about to be eaten by Seagulls when I heard “Mine. Mine. Mine.”
And Bruce the shark
Me too, I started wheezing so hard
"I'm a man of my word". Sexiest thing ever.
he introduced himself twice 🥺💕💕 my beloved
Unsettling yet soothing. The longer I listen the more I like his voice.
Loved the nemo references! The seagulls plus Bays partner being a shark named Bruce was so cute!
Him: They call me Old Bay
Me: like the SEASONING😭
"Oh my god how could I ever repay you crab man"
"Work in me restaurant. Me boy"
My first thought was how we gon cook him- **sweats looking at the Old Bay seasoning right next to me**
Fork is now confused about everything fork once knew
It's alright fork, it's alright to be confused
While this doesn't speak to me on any erotic level, I love crabs (the animal, not the std) and Australian accents, and I never had a dad. I would be %100 stoked if this guy was my dad.
well this vid is just meant to be a nice guy taking care of you, people add romantic stuff and that's fine but you can enjoy however you like!
I feel like he would give the most secure hugs. Just a feeling though. ☺️
Can we get more of this sweet creature please
Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry.
This one’s just beyond a new favorite of all time. I don’t know fully why that is, but it’s the combination of the audio and the visuals that play in my head as I immerse myself into this. Makes me want to say thank you to the creator!
The ocean sounds are so soothing wtf-
When mr. Krabs got the upgrade 😳😳
............ why dose he looks like he could crush you in one tight hug, but also could give the worlds most amazing hugs/cuddles!??!?!?!
I love him so much. This brightened my day :)
When I saw his hair, I thought he was going to be like “hello everybody, my name is Markiplier.” I don’t know why that happened.
Now that im looking at him i cant get that out of my head XD
Oof. Didn't notice at first but what has been seen can't be unseen.
Well, here goes my sanity 8)
i was just watching him 😶 he was playing res evil 8
Markiplier as a sexy crab DILF. 😂
This popped up in my recommendations, and as soon as I heard the seagulls, I was hooked. This deserves an award.
Crabe with red hair...I like it. VOICE ON POINT🔥
Why do I find him not only cute, but I he's super sweet and just a big lovey
The dad jokes in this.... _chef's kiss_
The seagulls got me and I broke mental character 😂😂😂
“They call me Old Bay, can you believe that ?” Lmao yes 💀
. . . Bloody hell, D&TW. This is one awesome video. Would love to see more of this fella.
Thanks for the smiles!
Mr. Crabs lookin a bit different here 👀
At least this Mr. Krabs actually cares about your wellbeing more than money.
@@Moszan yeah. Instead it's the seagull harpies
Reminds me of my sister, a Cancer in the Western zodiac, if she could actually wield weapons and physically spar as well as she throws insults. I like the Australian accent. I miss Qualu-palik a bit, but this crab monster could easily be my new "father figure from beneath the waves". It's odd that he talked about a twisted ankle, as my foot just healed completely after being sprained/bruised two weeks ago. I just want to give "Old Bay" a hug and help with foraging in tide pools.
seagull harpies ㏊㏊㏊！love it
The beginging...Finding Nemo anyone? Seagull Harpies, what would Kree(is that how you spell his name?) think of such harpies? Annoying maybe? And DAD JOKES...I cannot escape them!
Also...Dang it, Twisted!
First, You give us SUN BURNS!
Second, you give us Mushrooms!
Third, you make us Sea sick!
Fourth, you make us dance with Demons/Ogres!
NOW, you dare give us CRABS?! This better now be Cancerous!
--
I say this as a joke, to anyone thinking otherwise.
Sun burns = Soliel(spelling)
Mushrooms = Melo
Sea Sick = Sea monster dad (I always just called him Sea Father to referring to him)
Demons/Ogres = Oni (can't remember his name on the top of my head...)
And, well, Bay is a Crab monster and the zodiac sign is Cancer the Crab.
I am a cancer and i love bay
I laughed so hard I fell😂😂😂😂😂... Three Times!
All the yes 😂
Lmao I love the dad jokes although I don't always understand them or get them right away. They're enjoyably none of the less.
I know this may not happen. But can we please get a part two of this? I can sense a spark igniting within Bay, and I want know more about him.
I came here ready to get sorta adopted but now IM ADOPTING THIS MAN HES SO SAD AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM JUICE BOXES HE BABY
So many dad jokes, I'm in love
My god this art looks sick!
And this guy is do sweet!
I’m so impressed by the amount of effort you put into this. Like I want to laugh at the seagull sounds but it’s so impressive honestly
Him: Who old are you?
Me: 21
Him: Probably not old enough to drink
Me: Bruh I just-
Lol same
The "mine mine mine" at the end just about slayed me 🤣 I love this audio
ok can we talk aout how the bird were saying mine like that one scene in Finding Nemo
Bay: Probably shouldn't tell that story...a bit gruesome
Me: No please do tell, I wanna know all the details
I love listening to ASMR with Australian/Aussie sounding voices because my boyfriend is Australian. This is awesome and I’m anxious for more!
So glad to help!
"Are you feeling it now Mr crabs?"
Omg he's so cute! Instant love. So sweet.
Imma need more of this right here 💀
THE SEAGULLS ARE SO PRECIOUS
AND THE ACCENT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY (I screamed a little when I saw u uploaded, your video’s are so precious (о´∀`о)) I sorta wanna eat him
Crab legs.
But this time they won’t grow back
@@Moetron_V2 HAHAHA yea I was wondering if someone thought the same way and not dirty minded
This is it.
this is what got me into dilfs.
Thank you.
Me: *hears the sounds the seagulls are making*
Also me: Is this a Finding Nemo reference???
man.... I'd love a continuation of this, Bay's so interesting!
Seagull harpies?! Oml now i wanna see what they look like xDD just an asmr full of "mOiNe!!"
you me an asmr of you being... theirs?
@@enderwalkgang doesnt have to be romantic, it can just be funny af xD
@@PhoenixFlight8D why not both XD
@@enderwalkgang i like the way you think 😏
i would like to formally request a part 2
I second this request
I third this request
Guess we the ones feelin Mr. Krabs now lmfao
Your pfp makes your comment even funnier 😂😂
Crab People ...Crab People..crab people! Looks like Crab Walk People.
Lost a leg back there
Me: *panics heavily*
Not kidding, first thought that went through my mind when I saw the picture was "Crap people " from south park.
I hope this one has a part 2 honestly
Can I just say that I love this, it's so creative and Bay is such a charming character. ❤
this is very calming
I honestly need more of crab dilf, he is so delightful 😩😢😭💜💜💜
I can’t believe I’m seeing and hearing this with my own two eyes and ears
Love this 🥺🥺 need a 2nd part to this 🥺🥺
Well this is a new hybrid iv not seen in an asmr🧐 also the artwork is 😍pls make a pt2 this is amazing!
I visualise the character from the image and I am truly terrified. I enjoyed that.
When I got the notification for this yesterday and read the title I swore to myself I would not watch it, but then my damn home page had the audacity to recommend me the video and I was promptly punched in the face by the art 😩 my willpower is strong, but so is crab daddy
Not 7 seconds and I already know this video is gonna be amazing
This was really really really comforting, thank you so muchhhh! Will you consider making more of this? That would be amazing.
You sir, adorable Bay, have my whole heart. You sweet little thing.
Crabby Daddy ✨😏
this is making me feel a wide variety of strange feelings
I just found this channel and Im already loving this. Subscribed
The “alrighty” gave me primary school vibes 😩
The f*cking gulls in the beginning!! I can't!! "Mine mine mine mine" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay but the nurse shark bit made me audibly laugh
At 8:22-8:30 ..... Please tell me I'm not the only one that caught the joke😂😭
As an Aussie, may I just say I appreciate this and the accent mate.
It's decent enough that you could pass here if you aren't actually Aussie.
I enjoyed this, you have a really nice voice, very relaxing. Character did sound like a dad.🌟
the
''mine, mine'' it got my by surprise lol
Imma need another video at least 4 hours long of this man talking. Idc what the scenario is, as long as this voice is speaking to me. I'm drooling 🤤