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  • @ronswasonbutcuter4474
    @ronswasonbutcuter4474 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +22171

    "Kids these days have no respect for their elders"
    The elders in question:

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +574

      Well these elders don’t deserve respect.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +679

      Respect is earned, so far they’re just showing exactly why kids won’t respect them. Imagine the shame their grandkids must feel.

    • @iamcll
      @iamcll 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +289

      lead poisoning and fox news... im tellin ya'll

    • @cwcpants140
      @cwcpants140 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ive been told this several times and each time, they were absolute dickheads.
      They do not understand that if they won’t respect because they are older, they need to just go live in Japan.
      This is America, we don’t care about age lol we only really care about maturity

    • @cwcpants140
      @cwcpants140 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iamcllthinking one news station is any more or less propaganda than any of the other news stations is crazy.
      You’re brainwashed son get some bleach and scrub it and clean that bot programming and rewrite yourself anew

  • @Zamasuthealmighty
    @Zamasuthealmighty 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11021

    Old people are either the nicest people you ever meet or the meanest demon to ever walk the Earth.

    • @HER0_
      @HER0_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +489

      The bots are dropping slurs now😭

    • @K5E4VX7YY2I9N
      @K5E4VX7YY2I9N 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +338

      my naive ahh thought the replies would consist of real people

    • @medicalshadow6331
      @medicalshadow6331 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +160

      Absolutely love TH-cam, like 7 replies in 2 minutes and they’re all bots

    • @maize3201
      @maize3201 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

      Literally no in between 😭

    • @fearlesstay
      @fearlesstay 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      right. and there's no in between

  • @devoteeofmediocrity821
    @devoteeofmediocrity821 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1619

    Fossils: Go play outside!
    Later: Wtf are you doing!

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Okay

    • @shellydrelly
      @shellydrelly 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Blue-qr4fiwhy tf would you find that funny? Wtf is wrong with you

    • @SlipperyManBean
      @SlipperyManBean 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      They are hurting the fish

    • @shellydrelly
      @shellydrelly 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@SlipperyManBean so you’re against fishing?

    • @SlipperyManBean
      @SlipperyManBean 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@shellydrelly of course

  • @samlawrence916
    @samlawrence916 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +366

    The point where the old lady was talking about how “he knows everybody here” gave off some real “he has 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms” energy 😂

  • @philosophyandhappiness2001
    @philosophyandhappiness2001 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +786

    The kid still saying "sir" despite him being a dick and yelling at him and his friends, is a huge indicator of how well those parents are doing with their kids. Kudos to them for still being respectful even though they had every right to be pissed.

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Okay

    • @tinacatz4217
      @tinacatz4217 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Js when I was that age I would say sir and ma’am not out of respect but to be sarcastic and troll. Lol I wouldn’t call that any indicator

    • @SoLunxr
      @SoLunxr 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@tinacatz4217🤦

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've aspect of TN raised

    • @narne3330
      @narne3330 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kutas?

  • @mesmartgnome
    @mesmartgnome 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13704

    He’s the same guy asking why kids don’t go outside anymore.

    • @AbnxrmalSavage
      @AbnxrmalSavage 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +657

      Exactly. And unrelated, but my dad is 47 and yet he still tells me to “gO OUtsIdE” and get off my phone but yet he complains when he doesn’t know where I’m at or what I’m doing. Like I literally can’t let you know if you don’t let me take my phone outside.

    • @Blank-lp4fz
      @Blank-lp4fz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +162

      He probably told his son (if he ever had one) to get a job when he turned 16.

    • @Nik-kv7dc
      @Nik-kv7dc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it's part of the decline of the third place. Young people can't go out anywhere without some miserable old fart breathing down their neck for some made up rules.

    • @moondogspot5442
      @moondogspot5442 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +167

      The lead paint is strong with this one.

    • @Lego-Joe-1
      @Lego-Joe-1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's because of old farts like him.

  • @savantus1
    @savantus1 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +291

    It isn't about them trespassing , its obvious that the old guy felt that his "authority" was ignored and that is what triggered him.

    • @tidespath2240
      @tidespath2240 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well I just hate it when somebody pisses in my Cheerios!

    • @sugargamer353
      @sugargamer353 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      There's probably a giant bass in that lake that he thinks he's the chosen guardian for

  • @adonis5196
    @adonis5196 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +157

    it’s crazy how maturely these kids handled this situation. they acted way more adult than the actual adults.

  • @Jacobosaurus_Rex
    @Jacobosaurus_Rex 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4983

    The old dude deleted all his social media because he was getting shit on. I call that a win.

    • @laurengugucachoo6213
      @laurengugucachoo6213 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +551

      That’s okay he can still be contacted through the Admirals Landing HOA website

    • @Moondropmedia
      @Moondropmedia 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@laurengugucachoo6213god work

    • @IamTheCaptainNow
      @IamTheCaptainNow 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You sir are the man I was looking for​@@laurengugucachoo6213

    • @Nuzgar
      @Nuzgar 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +201

      ​@@laurengugucachoo6213don't incite witch-hunts especially if you're not 100% sure if the identity is correct

    • @Bayerischer_bua
      @Bayerischer_bua 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@laurengugucachoo6213even if he is a ass, its not right to go out of your way to go harass him online. at that point your the ass

  • @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg
    @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6730

    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!” energy

    • @lainetainton8661
      @lainetainton8661 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      Kinda walks like him too 😂

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      You deserve a reply in response to that funny ass comment that isn't stupid bots

    • @Leon-mn8eo
      @Leon-mn8eo 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      lmao

    • @Peakrue
      @Peakrue 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I choked on my water seeing this lmfao.

    • @blazingmonolith4323
      @blazingmonolith4323 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      Except Shrek is cool.

  • @userunknown7267
    @userunknown7267 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    That grown adult doesn’t understand assault or battery, assult is an intentional act that causes someone to reasonably fear imminent harm or offensive contact. Battery is when you lay hands. He did assault them.

  • @ryanferguson4459
    @ryanferguson4459 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    The HOA is just the adult version of a hall monitor

  • @Unemployed-CommenterOFFICIAL
    @Unemployed-CommenterOFFICIAL 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3878

    HOA: Horrible, Old and Angry.

    • @LM-tc4sz
      @LM-tc4sz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Wouldn’t that be HOAA because the and?

    • @TheBingle
      @TheBingle 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

      @@LM-tc4sz You don't include worlds like the, and or to in acronyms

    • @drak_darippa
      @drak_darippa 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      horrible old angry is funny as fuck lol

    • @LM-tc4sz
      @LM-tc4sz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@TheBingleoh alr 👍

    • @oSamiSrzo
      @oSamiSrzo 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      ​@@LM-tc4sz U.S.A? nah we the U.S.O.A

  • @mida8261
    @mida8261 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5756

    $20 that none of his kids come see their dad and can count on one hand the amount of times he's seen his grandchildren.

    • @rickigityrekt1237
      @rickigityrekt1237 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      Nice danger mouse pfp

    • @schmaffew2343
      @schmaffew2343 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      I don't think any woman would ever have kids with a guy like that 😂

    • @z4pl4t1numf1st
      @z4pl4t1numf1st 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@rickigityrekt1237 danger mouse was my childhood fr :(

    • @jomiguides
      @jomiguides 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@schmaffew2343 ...

    • @andyptv1996
      @andyptv1996 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      One can only hope that his kids despise him and let him know.

  • @softcorepron
    @softcorepron 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Honestly, props to the kids for how well they disarmed him by just being levelheaded.

  • @PatriciaGill-m3o
    @PatriciaGill-m3o 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +482

    There was a study published on long term lead exposure linked to cognitive decline for people born before 1980 that I am starting to believe more and more each day.

    • @cayennepepper2010
      @cayennepepper2010 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      There's quite a few graphs eluding to the correlation between lead exposure over several decades to the increase of crime rates.

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sounds interesting

    • @raymondr7769
      @raymondr7769 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      In the U.S. we have unleaded gasoline now. However the last of the leaded gasoline wasn’t completely eliminated until 1994. For all those years people were just breathing in lead fumes 😃

    • @rnindless
      @rnindless 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and before that it was asbestos, before that it was radiation. I bet this generation's will be social media and qorn.

    • @TheEudaemonicPlague
      @TheEudaemonicPlague 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Lead exposure for people born before 1980 isn't the big deal you think it is. See, by the sixties, people had caught on, and, while it is true some kids will put anything in their mouths, most kids didn't eat paint, which was the most common means of getting lead. Unless you're putting paint flakes in your mouth, or sanding lead-based paint with no protection, the odds of exposure are minuscule.
      So this study--point to it, or admit you're full of shit. You're claiming this crap for no better reason than to put down your betters.

  • @froggywormy
    @froggywormy 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2839

    When I heard "president of the HOA," I already knew I was about to hear something extremely miserable.

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      Idk "president of the HOA" is already pretty extremely miserable.

    • @sarient8921
      @sarient8921 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Right?! No one takes that job because they are happy.

    • @HoldYourSpawn.
      @HoldYourSpawn. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      ​@Blue-qr4fi ts ain't even rage baiting, this is just a fuckin admission of crime 😭🙏

    • @netprince455
      @netprince455 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HOA is cancer for property owners. You can't prove me wrong.

    • @jordanfollis7226
      @jordanfollis7226 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      HOA's are a joke. Like some Karen is gonna come tell me what I can and can't do to my own house. Get the fuck out of here! If i wanna put a 15 foot statue of a moose making balloon animals for rabbits in my front yard that is my right!

  • @Vhalior666
    @Vhalior666 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2440

    I grew up in the HIghlands of Scotland where there are no trespass laws. Whenever my friends and I used to fish on other people's land as kids, the old folks would come out with cakes and scones for us and sit with us, talking about fishing and just being really awesome and nice. It's sad the world is changing so much.

    • @Olivia-op7
      @Olivia-op7 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +272

      Sorry you got bots, that's such a lovely memory

    • @jeydwinlickma2087
      @jeydwinlickma2087 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      Wow that sound so nice

    • @SSJacksWolf
      @SSJacksWolf 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      We have always had trespassing laws in America, because people litter and don't care about the environment. We also don't know the context. For all we know, those were someone's pet fish. I would be furious, too, tbh...

    • @Vulcan.
      @Vulcan. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      @@SSJacksWolf they probably would've said so if that were the case, and they don't need to be so angry, just politely tell them

    • @Pkbristolyt
      @Pkbristolyt 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@SSJacksWolf lol buddy no ones cares

  • @marthfador
    @marthfador 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +474

    I'm always blown away by how rude and awful old people can be. Like. Y'all have like ten months left in your old life, you wanna spend it this way?

    • @shawnpepin7890
      @shawnpepin7890 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      People like this live forever... its sad

    • @Griffball45
      @Griffball45 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @Blue-qr4fikys bud

    • @SlipperyManBean
      @SlipperyManBean 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He’s defending the fish from the kids trying to hurt the fish

    • @shawnpepin7890
      @shawnpepin7890 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@SlipperyManBean are you joking lol… the only defending this guy is going to do is himself in court

    • @SlipperyManBean
      @SlipperyManBean 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@shawnpepin7890 the kids are literally trying to hurt fish. What more can the man do than to stop them?

  • @alexhobbs5704
    @alexhobbs5704 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    I did an Eagle Scout project where I repainted fire hydrants. At one apartment complex, a woman came and got pissed at me for doing it, and then called the fire Marshall to confirm I had permission to do it (I did, he gave me the map to know which ones to paint). People just want to be mad at something.

    • @laurenarigo3894
      @laurenarigo3894 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      One of the streets fire hydrants is in front of our house. My brother was purposely annoying my dad. So he sent him out with a small metal brush and had him get all the loose paint off. Clean it with soapy water in a bucket he had to lug down and then dry it and paint it. Our street wasn’t populated much back then. The hydrant at the end of the street used to be used by the fire department to do something with their trucks. They would hook up and spray into the retention pond late at night.

  • @ajoefiya
    @ajoefiya 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1767

    Had something like this happen to me. Our neighbor who we are very close to often asks us to pick excess lemons from her tree since most of them spoil. The neighbors two houses down calls the cops on me and my friend saying we were breaking and entering, luckily when the cops came we were able to explain the situation and told them if they wanted extra proof we would call the homeowner. That neighbor called a second time saying our 12 pound maltipoo was being aggressive and also called the cops again. Little guy doesn’t even like to get out of the house let alone fight anyone. Joyless people

    • @jennyav9814
      @jennyav9814 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

      When my grandfather died we were cleaning out the house. I took cuttings from his beautiful rose garden so I could grow some of his roses as a reminder of him after the house sold. The neighbour watched us like a hawk the whole time and had mf binoculars and a notepad.
      That neighbour did even go visit him for the months he was in palatine care. She just wanted neighborhood gossip or even better…to call the police. 🤦‍♀️

    • @FriendlyAC130Online
      @FriendlyAC130Online 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      @@jennyav9814sucks people are like this. Literally have nothing going for them

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      I genuinely dont get people like this. Like ok, i get wanting to be safe and all- but to call the cops on ANYONE for taking some lemons off of a lemon tree THAT ISNT YOUR FUCKING TREE is insane.

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Blue-qr4fiyoure trash.
      Oh, and reported.

    • @bobertastic6541
      @bobertastic6541 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Just googled what a maltipoo looks like, how could anyone think that is agressive lol, it's like the cutest dog ever

  • @cman8995
    @cman8995 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2315

    8:59 I like how this woman randomly starts warning the kids about the guy's social status, as if he's the Poseidon of the neighborhood lake

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

      He is the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

    • @johnsmooth1229
      @johnsmooth1229 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      ​@@GummyDinosaursifyAnakin would like to have a word with this sand guardian.

    • @dweezo2175
      @dweezo2175 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      More like the ice poseidon of the neighborhood

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      HAHAHA Poseidon of the fucking neighbourhood lake. That one got me.

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

  • @BlackPagesSilas
    @BlackPagesSilas 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Here in KC there was this one band kid who accidentally knocked on the wrong door while going to pick his brother up, and the homeowner shot the kid through the door. A high school band kid nearly killed by some old geezer for knocking on a door

    • @user-ne9vp2uv4c
      @user-ne9vp2uv4c 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Was that the one where the kid was autistic?
      Either way, so sad 😞

    • @Nasim.Dreams
      @Nasim.Dreams 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@user-ne9vp2uv4c I believe this person is referring to the case of Ralph Yarl. However, if you're talking about a different case, then yes, it's still horrific either way. :(

    • @bigboybastard7162
      @bigboybastard7162 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That should be heavily illegal. Im for defending your property, but shooting someone through a door seems very very extreme

  • @atherasia
    @atherasia 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    I think young adults underestimated how childish elders can be. What goes comes back around, above 50 and the properties of a toddler came back to them. The only problem is that elders have "experience", so dealing with them becomes ten times more difficult than handling toddlers.

    • @RyanBlackhawke
      @RyanBlackhawke 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I mean, we certainly reach that "pissing in your pants" thing again. Maybe wifey can go change his diaper and they can both leave the kids alone. He was really about to go ham on these kids. Dude, stop. We're at that age where we hurt ourselves sleeping.

    • @dude185704
      @dude185704 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lmao at ‘above 50’ maybe above 70, 50 is like my dad and all his friends’ ages and they’re all just 30 year olds with gray hair.

  • @DontStopCornPop
    @DontStopCornPop 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +771

    As soon as you say "old man" and "HOA" you already know everything you need to know about the situation.

    • @childabuse8875
      @childabuse8875 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nice profile pic

    • @thegoatfromiowa8948
      @thegoatfromiowa8948 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      W Sepultura pfp

    • @biku572
      @biku572 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ROOTS

    • @Maw-uj3yr
      @Maw-uj3yr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Blue-qr4filil bro forgot to change his name and profile

    • @unicornman147
      @unicornman147 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Blue-qr4fi We get it, you're 12 and you're desperate for attention because your parents don't give you any. But you should know that even joking about see pee gets the feds on your ass. And any kind of conviction for child abuse material will ruin your life. Are the two seconds of attention you get from your youtube comments worth that?

  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +908

    "You kids don't go outside anymore."
    The literal Neanderthals wondering outside:

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Okay

    • @w0lfdog
      @w0lfdog 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      god i am so sorry for these fuckass bots in the replies. they make my head hurt. i know it's not my fault or anything but holy shit i'm tired of these bots

    • @Scratchdhelp
      @Scratchdhelp 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      may i ask why you have a playlist called sexy songs and another one called songs to rail to

    • @DaPeanutDude.
      @DaPeanutDude. 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Scratchdhelplmao

    • @Ripplistic
      @Ripplistic 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ScratchdhelpPlayground 😂😂😂 he’ll love it

  • @blackjesus3744
    @blackjesus3744 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    “Walking like a crippled penguin” is crazy like a penguin0

  • @lax9586
    @lax9586 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    I had an HOA drone film me while I was doing a delivery all because I parked under covered parking. He was throwing a fit because I said I was only gonna be parked for a few seconds since their neighbors house was literally right in front of us. Shit was extremely bizarre.

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3042

    Was it really private property? Plenty of instances where upset people think the entire neighbourhood and five miles around it belongs to them just because they live in it.

    • @adammiller9029
      @adammiller9029 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +245

      Its pretty normal for an HOA to own and maintain water features adjacent to homes. I'm not excusing him being a dick, but it is pretty normal for an HOA to own the lake/water front.

    • @giovannimora9134
      @giovannimora9134 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      That’s what I’m wondering. It may be public waters which would make this way worse

    • @stahze
      @stahze 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +213

      I live in an HOA neighborhood and got the cops called by some grumpy ass man for that exact reason for fishing at least 1000ft from his backyard. I was 9-10 years old too.

    • @Dokattak
      @Dokattak 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

      @@adammiller9029 Yeah, I agree with the latter sentence.
      Like, even if you trespass, the owner isn't entitled to snap your neck or belongings.

    • @Tennababy
      @Tennababy 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      I had a discussion at one point in my driveway when I told some teens to go smoke elsewhere, they kept going on how it was a 'public space', which I just so happened to be paying for. My feelings went out to the teachers who had to deal with tiktok debatekids every day. Yeah this guy comes off as an ass, but what happened before the vid, and if it's his waterhole then surely so many kids arent known for not giving a shit, twisting editing content to go one way. This video could go both ways and I'm surprised Charlie doesn't entertain that idea but instead takes the one way bait

  • @jama_FR
    @jama_FR 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +305

    "the geriatric gooftroop" what a way with words

    • @np1294
      @np1294 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      bars

  • @iNeon-03
    @iNeon-03 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I just hate how people don’t talk things out anymore. If someone sees someone else doing something even remotely wrong or just something they don’t like, they immediately get hostile and try to make the other person look like they’re in the wrong when realistically all they need to do is approach them and talk to them about it

  • @wahidtrynaheghugh260
    @wahidtrynaheghugh260 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    “Why don’t kids go outside?”
    “GET OFF MY LAND”

  • @therrastrial
    @therrastrial 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +668

    I have an old grandpa fishing in our lake and I think it is lovely. Sometimes he brings his grandchild and you can hear them talk and giggle, and you know some core memories are being made at that moment. ❤

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    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Very sweet of you. We feel the same way about sharing the pond on our land.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Memories are being made here, too. Shame on these elders for making them negative ones.

    • @The_Autistic_Baron_Animations
      @The_Autistic_Baron_Animations 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@icu3869idk I feel like even tho the reaction was horrible, if it rly WAS a private lake on private property I wouldn’t be surprised of the disdain

    • @tempejkl
      @tempejkl 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it’s not private property it’s
      personal property. Private property is exploitative property used to make money (example: factory, slave plantation, etc.)

  • @Nimmbin
    @Nimmbin 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +917

    I've had this happen, found a couple of young lads fishing in a private lake on my property. I had no issue with it, just let them know that in future if they wanted to throw a line in, just let me know so i could make sure that i didn't lock the gate and they could leave when they wanted. They even asked if it would be OK to camp and swim as well. They were good kids and always left the area rubbish free.

    • @viissecrett
      @viissecrett 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

      Wholesome, harmless interaction!
      Seeing this comment made me happy.

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      That's because you're a decent human being who has no issues with kids having a wholesome time. Kudos to them for always leaving it as pristine as they found it. They obviously don't want to wear out their welcome. Well done mate.

    • @Shoodigity
      @Shoodigity 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Blue-qr4fi bot

    • @powercrazy11
      @powercrazy11 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah not gonna lie Scott you look like the type to have kids coming over at night to your pond...

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@powercrazy11 Shouldn't your comment be directed at the vile troll using the Mr Beast logo? C'mon mate.

  • @L0rd_20
    @L0rd_20 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Its so funny how most people don't understand that you don't have to lay your hands on someone for it to be assault. Verbal assault exists and and actually touching someone in most cases ends up being a battery charge.

  • @SugarOverSweet
    @SugarOverSweet 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "All sortsa money" is my man trying to charge them with more than one type of currency

    • @odwrksboxedtrash3730
      @odwrksboxedtrash3730 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just in case you're tired of the good ol US Dollar. You can get charged for Japanese Yen, Russian Ruble, maybe some British Pounds, maybe even the funny little Leprechaun Gold Coins.

  • @upstartkarma
    @upstartkarma 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1501

    I can assure you, every Tennessean over the age of 60 either
    A: acts like this deuce or
    B: would fight this guy on the kids' behalf and then fish with them afterwards 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      The second one would be hilarious

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      That's definately the antagonist or protagonists friend in Huckleberry Finn stories.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So, Jeremy Scott.

    • @Leo-vc4hz
      @Leo-vc4hz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      @Blue-qr4fidie

    • @mpsins
      @mpsins 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Leo-vc4hz you should see the comments about trying to share cp on youtube. Fuck these bots

  • @alexandermccalla5098
    @alexandermccalla5098 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1713

    “Don’t touch my rod.”
    Not exactly the scenario I’d dream having to use that phrase in.

    • @CrickBritt
      @CrickBritt 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Id hope not- as the person saying that is a child ☠️

    • @gsander3102
      @gsander3102 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      You don't want to dream of using this sentence anytime.😂

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

    • @tavariswilson3361
      @tavariswilson3361 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      What scenario would you want to yell "don't touch my rod!"

    • @GamingWithLynn_official
      @GamingWithLynn_official 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      this is actually a crazy comment

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Gosh if I’m ever a homeowner a) with the privilege of a creek on my property and b) have the delight of seeing some well meaning kids making awesome outdoor memories in my creek, I’d be honored. Hell I’d probably offer them some lemonade

  • @csomOnline
    @csomOnline 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "im gonna throw that phone right in that lake"
    "then i'll press charges"
    "for what?"
    BRO.

  • @necromancerln6106
    @necromancerln6106 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5680

    When he ironically said that the kids' parents would be proud of them for that, I wish they said, "And yours are turning in their graves ashamed of you"

    • @AbnxrmalSavage
      @AbnxrmalSavage 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +498

      @CyphCatok boomer 💀

    • @necromancerln6106
      @necromancerln6106 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +193

      @CyphCat lol git gud did that many times as a kid

    • @codsworth9950
      @codsworth9950 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +359

      @CyphCat It's a lake that sits between multiple houses in a neighborhood. It's not any single person's property. Eat glass.

    • @PokemonSean1
      @PokemonSean1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +239

      @CyphCatyou must never went fishing as a kid, we would try new fishing spots whenever we could because fishing doesn’t bother normal people

    • @WeTube-mf1it
      @WeTube-mf1it 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +218

      aNd ReAlLy, I aM mUcH sMaRtEr ThAn YoU ​@CyphCat

  • @littlejack59
    @littlejack59 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2261

    These kind of people never get visits from their family.

    • @Billy23562
      @Billy23562 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Scammers

    • @Ironfist_Alexander45
      @Ironfist_Alexander45 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      @@Billy23562 pay them no mind they just want attention that’s basically why they typed that

    • @Pellagrah
      @Pellagrah 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I guarantee you this guy was like this from the beginning.

    • @noodlesofoodles
      @noodlesofoodles 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      these kinds of people dont even have families to visit them lol

    • @andoriannationalist3738
      @andoriannationalist3738 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      That was their grandkids. Lol no but I’m sure they squandered their kids inheretance on cruises and corvettes

  • @zonesproductions
    @zonesproductions 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This reminds me of when i was a kid, Old Mr Lee hated us kids playing in the public park area behind his house. My friends and I set up an awesome rope swing in a tall tree that was used by everyone. It was an absolute winner with every kid and their parents. Mr Lee hated it and hated us. He got his son to climb that tall tree and cut the branch down. The tree was not allowed to be damaged as it was a protected area. They didn't care.

  • @matthewlongmire7656
    @matthewlongmire7656 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    As a Tennessean, I don’t know what I’m more upset about, his awful and embarrassing behavior or the fact that his gaggle of old gremlins were of the exact same mindset thinking they were in the right

  • @Eyeronic1
    @Eyeronic1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +848

    "Kids never just play outside anymore"
    *What happens every time kids play outside*

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yeah, I did play outside a lot as a kid to the point I'd only come home to eat and sleep. There were quite a few adults however who always for some reason felt like the owned certain things that weren't even on their property and were instead on public property. One lady for example thought she owned the entire cement bike path in a field which literally continued for 20 blocks alongside transmission towers. Unless she literally owned those transmission towers, I doubt she owned any of that massive field which also had government trucks that would drive down the bike path in order to do occasional repairs on the transmission towers. It was clearly not her property and was government property made specifically for having those transmission towers along with the bike path so they could drive down it to make the occasional repairs, and yet she insisted that kids shouldn't be playing there because she owned all of it.

    • @kitkat5596
      @kitkat5596 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Just about everywhere one goes is 'private' property nowadays lol, especially when your living in a suburb or something. So its kinda tough for kids to play outside anymore unless they live in the countryside or have parents that actively take them to parks or something lol.
      Rough times, I remember playing in the woods until near dark as a kid nowadays tho most the land is owned by someone.

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@shinyzigsDeny the evidence of your eyes and ears

    • @Evokai6419
      @Evokai6419 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@shinyzigs Ok boomer

    • @Its_Dylando
      @Its_Dylando 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ok but genuinely like, you cant even hang out outside anymore man, i wish i wouldve been a teenager in 2007 vs now, its sad

  • @stealfromwork
    @stealfromwork 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +543

    There's no community anymore, everyone has a "me vs the world" mentality.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      It seems more common in old people

    • @Quibblet
      @Quibblet 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@bigjalapeno7061 And it'll continue in old people up to your generation. Oh well.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Quibblet no, its not. The boomer generation could pull through this life with little to no friends, best breeding ground for people like him.
      Nowadays, with the cost of living and the lack of rentable homes and the need of 2 to 4 jobs, you need a big net of friends, otherwise you will fail an die.
      and as a second thought THAT video is the ONLY evidence we need to abolish the second amendment.

    • @cleeiii357
      @cleeiii357 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, its still better than a hivemind being a cog in a machine mentality.

    • @tocide
      @tocide 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Someone's gain is someone's loss type shit

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    *Perfect example of the people involved in an HOA and why their hated, maybe he was having a bad day, but those in HOA ALWAYS seem to be having a bad day*

  • @Rusticbug
    @Rusticbug 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I work in a bakery & deli and people are genuinely just so angry for no reason. Like sir, I’m sorry you came in at the end of the day and we had sold out of the bread you wanted. Please do not scream at the minimum wage teenager about it.

  • @NotARealPersonBR
    @NotARealPersonBR 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1141

    that is what a whole life needing therapy and not getting it looks like

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      It's a generation that was breathing exhaust from leaded gasoline.

    • @bgdream24
      @bgdream24 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      well said lmao, that is the absolute truth

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      No, not therapy, needing someone to just hand your shit to you with a knuckle sandwich.

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      No, this is what a whole generation's worth of long period lead exposure and undeserved privilege does to someone.

  • @SlowDeathArcade
    @SlowDeathArcade 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +819

    In his defense, the caretaker missed his diaper change

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      @JuanitoChavez-cp1ur 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

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      @teamc00Ikidd5 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

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    • @silversonic9683
      @silversonic9683 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This comment is an insult to all geriatrics around the world. Clearly, he never got his tapioca pudding.

  • @KlooTopy
    @KlooTopy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Lmao this exactly happened to me and my friend to but he called the police on us for “trespassing” on his yard even though it was pond property. When you turn 18 you require a fishing pass. I’m 14

  • @Idrk12
    @Idrk12 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “Hey buddy, how bout you make like a tree and leave?” Ahh emote💀

  • @TisHotMessHistory
    @TisHotMessHistory 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1092

    Their parents would be very proud of them. Those kids were VERY respectful to that group of unhinged geezers.

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      im not even their parents and im proud of them

    • @ev25zv
      @ev25zv 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      If they were respectful, they would have just left when told to leave.

    • @muffinhorizon8197
      @muffinhorizon8197 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

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    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I agree, the kids actually handled it very calmly. Didn't yell or get violent, even after the guy destroyed their property.

    • @BirdaeBlue
      @BirdaeBlue 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      @@ev25zvtheir property got broken so they were waiting for the police, silly

  • @necrosmurf316
    @necrosmurf316 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +427

    I grew up in the 80s, it was the same back then too. Theres always some old person who is just angry at the world and wants to ruin everyones fun.
    I remember when I was about 12 years old, there was this women who lived on my block and she would yell at every kid that came near her house. She would come out with a camera and start taking pictures and telling everyone she was gonna give the photos to the cops to show just how bad we were. She was crazy. We were never doing anything bad. Just playing games on the street or throwing water balloons at each other but she hated it.

    • @sdasdasdsaddas
      @sdasdasdsaddas 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      miserable people cant stand seeing others enjoying what they will never have. The cope in these people is laughable.

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Yeah dude. I forgot about random angry old ladies. Every neighborhood use to have one. Just watching through the blinds all day, acting like playing freeze tag is the most degenerate subhuman activity known to man.

    • @ultimateguy7641
      @ultimateguy7641 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      yeah but back in those days, you could tell your dad and he's come out and smash the crap out of them. Now all the cameras and crappy laws you're not allowed to have a fight without spending 3 months in jail.

    • @Pancreaticdefect
      @Pancreaticdefect 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You see that kind of thing a fair amount. People who seem absolutely furious that they got old.

    • @Antnee659
      @Antnee659 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In the 80s? She took actual photos? That she would have to get developed? Or even creepier a polaroid 😂 sounds hard to believe but if that happened thats worse than now with phones.

  • @kingghidorah8106
    @kingghidorah8106 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "what are you doing in my swamp" vibes but it's not his swamp.

  • @iron1icx813
    @iron1icx813 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    “Oh my kids don’t visit me no more!”

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I’m definitely not on the old man’s side here, but he’s clearly bothered by smth. And then seeing someone in your yard doing stuff you’d want to be doing with your loved ones, just makes smth pop in your head. Again not justifying, but the way he literally started crying over them just unbothered minding their business is tough man. I wish him well to be honest. He’s not self-reflective enough to see he’s clearly bothered by an event that’s stinging his consiousness

  • @TwinkleToeslol797
    @TwinkleToeslol797 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +435

    everyone wants kids to go outside and get off the games and shit, then once they go outside you have an old geezer harassing them and making them go back inside

    • @esportsprodigybuhanil933
      @esportsprodigybuhanil933 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Maybe don't trespass?

    • @TwinkleToeslol797
      @TwinkleToeslol797 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      @@esportsprodigybuhanil933 first, who said they were trespassing. second, the old man acted really immature even if that was private property. last but not least, they probably would have had a sign or something up saying, “private property,” “do not trespass,” or something talking about security cameras.

    • @esportsprodigybuhanil933
      @esportsprodigybuhanil933 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@TwinkleToeslol797 Or maybe find out if you're actually allowed to fish there or not

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      @@esportsprodigybuhanil933 If they are trespassing, king dunce of the HOA has no authority to enforce laws, and there's no excuse to act like a prick and break their stuff.

    • @fkUTube449
      @fkUTube449 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@esportsprodigybuhanil933 lmao what land owned nowadays isnt private property

  • @thinecuprunnethoverwithblood
    @thinecuprunnethoverwithblood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +700

    This situation has polar opposite energy as the elderly people in my neighborhood stealing my homemade lawn decorations, taking food from my garden, and picking all (and I mean all, the bush was completely barren once they left) the roses off the bushes in my front yard WHILE MY MOTHER IS WATCHING AND ASKING THEM TO SAVE THE FLOWERS FOR ME BECAUSE I USE THEM.
    The same entitlement they claim children have these days is actually their own entitlement and it's shocking how unaware they are of it.

    • @azathothic
      @azathothic 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      @Blue-qr4fi quality content looking forward to more evidence of your lack of father figure and pending sewiside

    • @user-wj1kg8qo3p
      @user-wj1kg8qo3p 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@Blue-qr4fidie

    • @tristanjones7682
      @tristanjones7682 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The reason I can guess these jerks are unaware is because they’re SENILE!

    • @Stop_sephora_kids
      @Stop_sephora_kids 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-wj1kg8qo3preal

    • @dolphlungrid1033
      @dolphlungrid1033 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      There's a reason they were called the "ME" generation before they rebranded themselves as "The Greatest"

  • @UMadUCauseBad
    @UMadUCauseBad 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    late 90s early 2000s has got to be the absolute peak. Climbing trees, skipping rocks, stick fights, jungle excursions through the woods with scrap metal we found as machetes. Good times.

  • @Jevlinski
    @Jevlinski 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +814

    (Obvious) Tip: If you’re about to purchase your first house, please please please do everything in your power to avoid the HOA. Do not even consider them. If you find a house but you’ll need to pay HOA fees, steer clear.

    • @Mrbeefstew
      @Mrbeefstew 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Poor people advice 😂

    • @continuallyblessed44
      @continuallyblessed44 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      Agreed. HOAs are trash. I’d never buy a home in one.

    • @Dopecheetah
      @Dopecheetah 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      @@MrbeefstewHOA’s can buy your house without you knowing about it and then kick you out. HOA’s are not good. Also HOA’s aren’t for rich people.🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @user-vu7tu1ti4c
      @user-vu7tu1ti4c 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Mrbeefstewyour name is Mr beef stew you’re definitely poor as shit 😂

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Yeah John Oliver has a segment about horrible HOA are

  • @Sigma-INFJ.
    @Sigma-INFJ. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +434

    What happened to old grandpas saying "did you catch anything?"

    • @kylewilmath6201
      @kylewilmath6201 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      To which a grandpa will respond with “yeah he caught these hands.”

    • @whiskeyniner6416
      @whiskeyniner6416 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Had a similar thing happen when I was a kid.
      There was a pond at the end of a field near my parent's house with no fence surrounding the property.
      Where the pond was located you could only see the top of a couple houses.
      I fished there quite a bit before meeting the owner one day.
      He asked if I caught anything which I hadn't when he showed up.
      He said I don't mind you fishing, but just be careful when I'm there.

    • @HopAndLockDropSoppityPop
      @HopAndLockDropSoppityPop 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Pssh. Grandpas these days 🙄

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I absolutely agree with the sentiment, and I grew up in an area that to those day no one would care if someone was fishing.
      Having said that, I understand people not wanting minors fishing on their property in modern litigious society. All it takes is crappy parents getting upset their kid drowned or was injured on property they weren’t supposed to be on to ruin someone else’s life.
      It’s a two way street. Plenty of people getting their life wrecked because they were nice

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

  • @mayojaylaylo5627
    @mayojaylaylo5627 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I mean I wouldn’t want people I didn’t know on my property either, but if I had a pond in or near my unfenced yard, I’d rather tell the kids to ask next time and make sure that they clean up any trash that they might accidentally leave in the area.

  • @sausagesoda4090
    @sausagesoda4090 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Usually an angry old man has been an angry young man that no one called out.

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +495

    Damn that poor kids face when he breaks his rod… that genuinely pretty sad. That rod has gotta be one of that kids most prized possessions. It reminds me of Hoppers line in Stranger Things when the thing that tips him off to Will actually being missing is his bike being found abandoned. He says “a bike like this is like a Cadillac to these kids”

    • @SDSadi
      @SDSadi 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      Someone online reached out to him and bought him a new one, so that's a silver lining at least.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      “These kids today need to go outside!”
      _breaks fishing rod_
      “Get off my lawn!!!”

    • @SlipperyManBean
      @SlipperyManBean 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The “poor kid” was hurting the fish. The old man was defending the fish

    • @thrillcollectors
      @thrillcollectors 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@SlipperyManBean you’re joking right?

    • @thrillcollectors
      @thrillcollectors 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Blue-qr4fi bro what??

  • @HelloFrizzell
    @HelloFrizzell 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +211

    We have a pond at the very edge of our property that some local teens like to hang out by. I've talked to them like a normal person and all I ask is that they don't leave any garbage and that they don't swim in the pond because when it dried up two years ago, there was a TON of metal and other stuff poking out of the mud at the bottom and I don't want anyone to maul themselves if they go in the water.
    So far no problems - amazing what happens when you approach kids with respect and make reasonable asks.

    • @Weekendairsoftwrrior
      @Weekendairsoftwrrior 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I used to have permission to a bunch of ponds in Ohio when I was kid growing up. I even used to mow and weed eat some of them so they were accessible to fish on. We always asked and if we were turned down we moved on.

    • @romanbloomfield9066
      @romanbloomfield9066 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You are giving them access to your property which can be dangerous if you give the wrong teens permission

    • @TheOGLime
      @TheOGLime 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@romanbloomfield9066 They're acting like a normal person my guy. It's insane how you live in constant paranoia of teenagers. Adults like you are the reason why teens don't show respect, they learn from their elders.

    • @mr.redguard6702
      @mr.redguard6702 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​​@@TheOGLime In this day and age, it's better to safe than sorry.
      Who knows how some angsty asshole and his gang would react if they're told to leave, when they've come to think they own place due to someone's leniency

    • @rosesapling72
      @rosesapling72 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@mr.redguard6702 yeah, like this old man who thinks he owns the entire lake...

  • @grannysgushinggash
    @grannysgushinggash 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    it's not just these days, growing up in rural towns and small farmland in the 90s there was always at least one neighbor who made it their business to ruin everyone's fun

    • @RedwingBB
      @RedwingBB 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The 70s were like that too.

  • @We_Never_Sleep
    @We_Never_Sleep 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this happened when we grew up in the early 00s also, we just didnt have phones to record it and show anyone.

  • @zoot.589
    @zoot.589 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +535

    "Kids never go out and play anymore"
    When kids go outside and play:

    • @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas
      @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      In 2009 I got the cops called on me a few times for existing outside as a teen... busy body boomers have no life

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      When I was 18 around 8 years ago i literally got escorted out of a mall because my friends and I were tired from being out all day on our feet and the only bench we could find was in the play area (which was empty because it was around 9pm). We even made sure to read and follow all the rules of the play area despite nobody else being there and we were escorted out and banned from the mall for "disrespecting the property."
      I feel bad for kids nowadays because it's only gotten worse since then. They cant have fun anywhere in public without being treated like criminals.

    • @theanomaly8178
      @theanomaly8178 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@BennyFromFalloutNewVegashows the fort?

    • @RonquixoteDIII
      @RonquixoteDIII 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      There’s so much less spaces for kids to play these days, they shut down malls, cops enforcing loitering etc

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +230

    It's sad to see adults behaving worse than kids over such trivial matters. Folks got to learn to loosen up a little and handle things in a more mature and sensible way.

    • @jonlee2217
      @jonlee2217 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Blue-qr4fi You sound like a terrible human being. I hope no one watches your content.

    • @TwinkleToeslol797
      @TwinkleToeslol797 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Blue-qr4fii didn’t read your comment, but i saw the mr beast logo and just knew you didn’t have any viewers

    • @the_honey_badger2435
      @the_honey_badger2435 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TwinkleToeslol797 Don't give them attention. It only makes them happy someone knows they exist.

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Okay

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@the_honey_badger2435It's a bot. It's not a "they". A.I. - a "robot". Stop wasting time. It's obvious.

  • @Stop_sephora_kids
    @Stop_sephora_kids 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:43 nah, the only thing he can throw out is his back.

  • @freddiewashington4751
    @freddiewashington4751 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I never knew anybody could get angry about kids fishing in a pond, literally the most wholesome thing they could've been doing

  • @ksadarkace
    @ksadarkace 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +722

    Telling someone to leave while waiting for the police, thats insane. After he broke their shit.

    • @HiragamaIkunai
      @HiragamaIkunai 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      broke shit threatened to steal property and even laid hands on one of the kids by pushing him which is battery ...and then demanding they leave after the kids called the cops ...which would at this point be obstruction.

    • @torakfett3351
      @torakfett3351 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Right?!?
      I might actually show this to my son. Show him how to react if someone does treat him this way.
      Those boys did the exact right thing. He could have said ANYTHING to the cops after those boys left!
      They were smart staying put.

    • @_AUTTP
      @_AUTTP 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

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    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

    • @spartanslayr9786
      @spartanslayr9786 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @@Bfkcjscbsnjcbro is NOT onto somethin 😂💀💀

  • @Larsanthimum
    @Larsanthimum 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +272

    People pull into driveways all the time in order to turn around when they go the wrong way or miss the house they meant to go to, so that is terrifying to know you could die over a simple mistake

    • @Danyellelee.n
      @Danyellelee.n 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Blue-qr4fiyour profile needs to be banned. You waste of oxygen.

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      America is so weird. You go into a poor neighborhood in a city and you could get robbed. You drive into some guys driveway on accident and you could get your car riddled with bullets. Like there was a story last year of a guy shooting a 13 year old in the head because the 13 year old thought that was one of his new friend's house. No wonder everybody is so paranoid man, you arent safe anywhere.

    • @user-cr1yd8nm7v
      @user-cr1yd8nm7v 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @Blue-qr4fi Stop spamming the comments with whatever promotion stuff this is. If you're not replying to the comment then don't reply.

    • @Iceman96051
      @Iceman96051 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There's a large amount of people that look for any excuse to use a gun to shoot people. They want to kill someone but they don't outright say it. Some cops, gang members and just people with a bit of a manhood issue are all up there. I'm not even against owning guns but they shouldn't be owned by everyone. There's a lot of shootings over complete misunderstandings that should have never even gotten a gun drawn, let alone fired. They can be good for hunting and sport and there are definitely situations like people actively breaking down your door, car door etc that can warrant a gun.
      I almost got shot myself from an old redneck tweaker that thought I was "scoping" out his tweaker house to rob. I was actually walking on the street while very drunk at night and walking home. I stopped when he was backing as there's a 0% chance he saw me while reversing. He did when he pulled out fully and that's when he initiated the confrontation looking for every excuse to shoot me. Dude even pulled that I was faking being drunk. Even when I walked away after he was still threatening me, he proceeded to follow me home at about 5 mph with his high beams on. He called the cops and they just told me to go to bed as I was clearly extremely drunk. I couldn't press charges for being followed home after being threatened as I was "too drunk" at the time.

    • @voids4818
      @voids4818 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-cr1yd8nm7vit’s a bot. Don’t ever reply to them, they feed off your attention. Simply report their comments or ignore them. Those are really the only two options we have

  • @sarahxiongbaaaby
    @sarahxiongbaaaby 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I couldn’t stop watching his feet try to stabilize

  • @foxfox1985
    @foxfox1985 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I even talked to my mom about this kind of situation today,These day people are too angry for no particular reason

  • @cheapmuffin
    @cheapmuffin 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

    “Kids don’t go outside anymore” “damn kids fishing here” literally exactly what I was thinking

  • @amandarat7783
    @amandarat7783 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    If my dad saw a video of an old man screaming at me for something so stupid that old man would have his knees broken

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      and then your father wqould probably end up in prison because that's still assault, and you should just let the police handle things instead of resorting to violence

    • @amandarat7783
      @amandarat7783 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Concerned_Custodian and he would still not regret it

    • @smug_baboon
      @smug_baboon 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Concerned_Custodian "Errrrm, your father would probably end up in prison *snort* 🤓☝". Nah but ur right tho.

  • @olwynskye417
    @olwynskye417 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've recently moved into a apartment building where there are several of these geriatric nightmares. They're always in a bad mood because they can sense that their life is already over. Or cursing at me for not selling them cigarettes with dirty coins they've collected from the floors during the years they've lived here.

  • @jjjt2597
    @jjjt2597 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Had a decent sized bass on my line once some dude came over said he didn’t believe me and wanted to see and just yanked and broke my line

  • @Ch4MMPBoi
    @Ch4MMPBoi 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +284

    Loving the old man’s hand gestures. If you watch on silent, it looks like he’s directing a band or selling you a car.

    • @oliviaa_clairee
      @oliviaa_clairee 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      HAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @rahtjesu
      @rahtjesu 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thefatherfintanstack
      @thefatherfintanstack 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Okay

    • @legoeinstein4558
      @legoeinstein4558 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Blue-qr4fi I'm reporting you

    • @Ch4MMPBoi
      @Ch4MMPBoi 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@legoeinstein4558 I reported them also, as it seems everyone on their page has. Not sure why TH-cam is slacking. Sorry guys.

  • @Sigma-INFJ.
    @Sigma-INFJ. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +363

    These boys were very restrained.

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      They handled that pretty well despite their property being destroyed and the further threats.

    • @dualistic6916
      @dualistic6916 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      True, which in this day and age is commendable.

    • @aranmurphy1
      @aranmurphy1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Right? He pulled that on me at 14 and I'd have signed him up for Columbia Record Club and bought ever product in the Scientology catalogue with his checkbook while we decided whether to road-haul him behind the 3-wheeler or borrow a bro's mud-rig...

    • @loudsilence377
      @loudsilence377 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      They probably could've rocked his shit but they weren't trying to catch a case. They didn't wanna break Pops' glass bones

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      If only Charlie could have said they should have handled it better 10 more times 20 different ways huh. Seeing Charlie getting more upset than the old guy in the video over this nothing burger of an exchange is ironically hilarious, the 15 year old handled it better than Charlie did. It's always funny watching A guy like Charlie talk all this shlt hiding behind his screen to 90 year old that triggered him, now that's actually pathetlc right there 😂

  • @JJNWSGHOST0299
    @JJNWSGHOST0299 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm studying for the Bar Exam, and this is a great Torts problem.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Imagine if this had been an adult. Would the old man have broken his fishing rod and threatened to throw them into the lake, or would he be smart enough to know almost anyone 18 or older has the right to bear arms? I doubt he would do the former. He knows.
    This is a bully, and he even brought his little posse with him.
    The most he should've done was walk over and calmly tell them the pond was private property and then if they refused to leave, call the police and let THEM sort it out.
    But no, he's technically a politician and he needs the optics for his constituency to vote for him again.

  • @dreadnoughtprime6301
    @dreadnoughtprime6301 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +307

    I like how when the kids don't immediately obey, he thinks shouting grants him even more of the authority that he just doesnt have.

    • @BrainWasherAttendent
      @BrainWasherAttendent 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Because he grew up in a different time. Kids now are garbage as well immediately calling cops and pulling out their phone. They could’ve just left.

    • @dreadnoughtprime6301
      @dreadnoughtprime6301 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      @@BrainWasherAttendent I would never argue that they could have left, but so could he. He also could have maintained some sense of grace and dignity instead of acting like a child.

    • @courtland4494
      @courtland4494 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      @@BrainWasherAttendent Calling the police on a deranged man pressing up on kids is "garbage"? What's wrong with recording evidence? That guy could've done anything to those kids and the 2 geriatrics behind him would've said the kids attacked him or something.

    • @GrievousReborn
      @GrievousReborn 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@BrainWasherAttendentI don't know he could have called the police instead of Raving like a madman

    • @zethekobold
      @zethekobold 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      @@BrainWasherAttendentL take, the pensioner was irate and un-willing to communicate like an adult with a sane mind, the kids recording is a must as it could have ended any way. I hope the old guy is removed from the head of the HOA and I hope the kids press charges for assault, intentional cause of distress and property damage.

  • @laine333
    @laine333 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    "Assemble the Lack of Power Rangers" made me cackle

  • @goldenknightdrake4158
    @goldenknightdrake4158 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Kid these days spend too much inside"
    Edit: Didn't prewatch
    plus the oldman's story feels like he forgets the previous conversation every time he backs up

  • @LXG987
    @LXG987 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Giving off hall monitor energy

  • @TacoBelle100
    @TacoBelle100 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +245

    4:37 No, he doesn't think the police showing up will be on his side, which is why he's desperately trying to intimidate the kids into leaving and constantly threatening to throw their phones in the lake to destroy the evidence of his assault. I'd bet hard cash that he knows that the second the police arrive and the kids show them their recording, their criminal trespass will be DWARFED by his assault of a minor, and he'll more than likely be arrested. Which is why he's flailing his arms, getting in their faces, and acting all big and bad in an attempt to scare them off BEFORE the police arrive. You know - like an inept coward who likes to seem bigger and badder than he actually is.

    • @Mangasbjj
      @Mangasbjj 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Yes this! The same reason he is about to cry. He is scared because his threats didn't work and the police are actually coming now and he took it way too far. I bet this is the 1000th time he's done this and the 1st time someone stood their ground. Seems like he gets his "gang" to come watch him be a big man and was embarrassed when he saw them slowly start to leave one by one because they too realized they didn't want to be around when the cops showed up.

    • @jakeballou5147
      @jakeballou5147 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Exactly. He knew he was wrong. The old man still hasn't learned to control his emotions and he's had about 60 years to figure that shit out.

    • @yy22-dq9hx
      @yy22-dq9hx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I feel like the police would just tell them to leave if they where called, theyd only get charges if they refused or came back but I could be wrong, but tresspassing doesnt seem to me like a crime that people will waste their time on with prosecution

  • @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
    @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "gert out of herrr" 😅😅

  • @StrykarLowers
    @StrykarLowers 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Finally my perfect content combo fishing and Charlie also as a fisherman those signs they make have like a weird font so the “no trespassing” looks more like “there’s big ass fish here”

  • @Troy.G630
    @Troy.G630 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

    “geriatric goof troop” I love that, I’m now going to use that when I’m talking to a group of old Karens

  • @davidstaffen6783
    @davidstaffen6783 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +596

    I am like 90% sure that trespassing does not give you permission to destroy someone else's property. I feel like this man could be charged with a couple things

    • @jennerhardin8138
      @jennerhardin8138 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      You'd be absolutely correct. That old man needs to get in his forever box.

    • @Anthracite_coal
      @Anthracite_coal 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      ye depends on the state but trespassers in general still retain their rights, though I doubt that was trespassing in the first place

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A tool they used to steal with

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      @@Anthracite_coal It wasn't. The police said so when they arrived. That dude will probably be charged with battery of a minor and damage to private property. Probably the most he'll get is a couple days in jail, a fine, and he'll most likely be forced to pay for the fishing rod. If he doesn't comply, then they will absolutely throw the book at him.

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 May I ask where you got that information? Even the newest articles I can find about this incident only recap the videos and report the man getting doxxed, but no police reports. The closest I got was one of the articles mentioning they had reached out to the local police for comment but hadn't received a response at the time of writing.

  • @JohnScigulinsky
    @JohnScigulinsky 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Giving off that NIMBY energy. But like... not even other people allowed to exist in my backyard...

  • @carterevining1666
    @carterevining1666 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +687

    Formally worked for an HOA management company. Rare was it that you got the chill board that actually helped the community get better. The complaints and situations I got were at times so unhinged that I would just hang up or leave meetings. I got an email complaint once that someone was staring into the parking lot for 32 seconds from *their own balcony* and that wanted us to tell him to stop because it was uncomfortable. I'd really love to start a series of "I worked in an HOA" because they're literally so much more insane than you hear about.

    • @Gnomesmusher
      @Gnomesmusher 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      I worked for a property management that had to deal with HOA fines and complaints. It's crazy how much it felt like the HOA were the ones who owned the homes rather than the actual home owners. If you like gardening then forget it. Only HOA approved plants were allowed. Want a swing set in your yard for your kids? Sorry kids, the HOA thinks it's an eyesore.

    • @ak_getright9905
      @ak_getright9905 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      @@Gnomesmusherliterally sounds like a tyrannical government

    • @ixi-killerkal-ixidk3640
      @ixi-killerkal-ixidk3640 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Please do

    • @ak_getright9905
      @ak_getright9905 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      @@Gnomesmusher”we don’t LIKE IT!!! seeing a swing set in a yard down a cross street that I drive past for 2 seconds every other day, and because of that, it’s not allowed. even if someone’s kids would be so happy to have it, and they would love it, too bad. I DONT LIKE IT!!! - Every HOA tyrant

    • @canadian_american84
      @canadian_american84 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Man im happy we don't have that where I live in canada

  • @DragonKing-yy2tq
    @DragonKing-yy2tq 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    Too many times have I been fishing in a spot that I has no signs, no fences, no nothing, and somebody comes along claiming it’s private property even though I have an app that tells me very clearly that it’s not. So as an angler and sportsman I thank you for speaking out for us Charlie.

    • @MackenzieNerdyEMT
      @MackenzieNerdyEMT 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Ive actually been fishing on my families property and had someone show up and tell us it was his property and then proceed to start yelling at myself and my cousin. Ended up becoming a really big deal because the guy wouldnt leave us alone and out in the sticks that can become dangerous quickly. Stay safe out there :)

    • @DragonKing-yy2tq
      @DragonKing-yy2tq 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MackenzieNerdyEMT will do!

    • @DragonKing-yy2tq
      @DragonKing-yy2tq 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MackenzieNerdyEMT must be really nice having all that property, how is it?

    • @Nords555
      @Nords555 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And don't forget that fisherman / hunter harassment is a law most places, so if someone is harassing your hunt/fish THEY can get charged with crimes for harassing YOU....

  • @thastev0
    @thastev0 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Buddy this took place right down the road from me in Knoxville. Admirals Landing neighborhood actually. They are tearing this man apart here

  • @dasmegacool
    @dasmegacool 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Chris Farley guy almost went full dolphin.

  • @Minecraftguns
    @Minecraftguns 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

  • @shaazhaidar3512
    @shaazhaidar3512 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +536

    'i am not assaulting you'
    the guy who just broke the fishing rod 2 minutes ago

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      sorry about the dogpile man, jesus

    • @GrievousReborn
      @GrievousReborn 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's not really a salt but its destruction of personal property

    • @siegebot82
      @siegebot82 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      ​@@GrievousReborn it's both, learn what assault is

    • @ColossalParadox
      @ColossalParadox 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@GrievousReborn it is assault. He put the kid in reasonable fear of being harmed... until he grabbed and broke his fishing rod. So not only is it destruction of personal property, it is now battery as well. That old man racked up at least three criminal charges in a matter of minutes

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s not assault he broke the fishing rod. He didn’t touch them. It would be destruction of property.

  • @NickJ1897
    @NickJ1897 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    thank god we have this guy to give us his two cents on every human encounter ever