We All Have Weird Kinks | Jimmy Carr: LAUGHING & JOKING
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- I’m actually quite a sensitive kind of guy. I remember the first time I got together with my girlfriend, I cried. I don’t know whether it was the physical act or the emotion of it or the pepper spray, but I teared up.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Laughing & Joking
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The sheer joy on his face when he hears the word daughter.
..and then the look on his face when 'blunkie' is explained to him.
@@johndaugherty7465 it's blumpkin
@@ExodusX13 it's not good that you know that 😂
thats called shock
Hahaha he looked so cute and adorable. Lit up like a Christmas tree
Guy: my daughter
Everyone:😯😯😯
Jimmy:😃
"... At what point in the relationship..." "The end"
Too right!
He kinda walked into that
@@bengiyardimli1925 And she walked out of that
that was the funniest part and he didnt even say it haha
3:03 The look of excitement in the potential for jokes
People who make Jimmy laugh get extra life points
I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.
7:06 The mix of horror, shock, humor and confusion on jimmeys face was all I needed today
"Go on, love."
Hilarious 😂😂😂
"You mean foreplay?" 😂
couldn´t quite hear what the guy says though..
Just the fact they found sex acts Jimmy's never heard of is what makes this video delightful.
Was literally gonna comment that 😂
Yeah, by far the best part of the video was the people graphically explaining things he's never heard of.
Pretty sure he knew but he wanted an explanation to make the whole thing funnier
@@alexismandelias Oh, feigned ignorance? I like that, actually. That IS something Jimmy would do.
7:05 , that right there is the moment that broke this man
This comment gave me an ad :((
Control, Alt, Delete
I read the title as "We all have weird kids" and boy was I in for a surprise.
Actually "Laughed Out Loud"!
lets all here wish Jimmy a very Happy Birthday
No ❤️💅🏻✨
Happy Birthday Jimmy!
happy birthday jimmy
No
It was birthday too. Yay
It's like watching turkeys, he laughs and the audience laughs
He’s got a funny laugh. ‘S precious.
I love that as crass as Jimmy presents himself this was a whole new world to him.
Wait til he hears about the angry pirate.
Don't forget about the Angry Dragon!
How about the ronald mcblumpkin
Ok. I need to know about all those mentioned
@@agnostosprosopo9947 Urban Dictionary.
@@triumphtriple95 right. I forgot. Morning earthquake messed my mind
Jimmy’s audience interaction, his delivery is perfect
"When did ask for that?"
"At the end"
Brilliant answer hahaha.
'Go on my love', 'she's loving it'. Said no dad ever.
the uk audiences was gold, they loves offended jokes and laughs when jimmy roasted them , having this crowd was every comedians dream
As an innocent 9yo I walked in on my old man growling out my mother. 32 years later and I'm still having nightmares!!! Thanks Dad!!!
I’ve never heard of the term “growling out” before, must be a furry thing.
@@deadassassin726 As my 9yo memory recalls the Amazon jungle had nothing on my Mother!! .... I'm off to drown my memories in another bottle of bourbon!!
Its not called nightmares. Those are wet dreams
@@Atilakus god leave please lmao
@@Atilakus bruh 💀💀
7:03 the reactions 🤣
Crying out loud at the womans "blumkey" comment !!! Love this disgusting comedian ha ha ha
I ain't never heard of that either
“At what point of a relationship did he ask for that?” “The end”
@eioshen boboi where's that at ???
I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.
There's always someone more devious, or if there isn't currently, there will be in the future.
Happy Birthday Jimmy 💙💙
Oh
If you’re taking it seriously... yes very frigid lol.
Jimmy you are hands down the best at stand up! Never ever stop!!
I love it how it gets funnier and nastier as the video plays on😂😂
A brilliant set. Thanks for the video.
6:28 gotta love that man stealing Jimmy’s thunder
What did he say tho?
The End! Best response.
Yup!
I liked this video, and so did my chicken.
4:00 Probably the most horrific thing ever, 4:20 yet the most funniest thing ever lol
I love his little “ha ha haaa” whenever he laughs
The look on people’s faces aimed at me for watching this in a public place with headphones on. I’m dying over here.
I'd be more worried if you were listening through speakers!
Absolutely the best British comedian out there
Christ he's quick. Fucking hilarious!
Utterly awesome 👏
i miss read it as,
Ass your mouth, i was like there's the twist, LMAO
HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JIMMY! Thanks for all the laugh.
4:14 “are you taking any requests?”
I think there's a sign outside his shows that must say "please leave your inhibitions at the door"
You are absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love his comedy the most when people in the audience are involved. That brings out his real style.
That was so hilarious and fun! I wish I were in that audience
"did you get an eyefull, not like that" Ha ha lol
Thanks for the likes
Its so good to laugh. Espacially in these days when it seem the whole world is going nuts. 😘for the upload
It’s called the great reset or agenda 2030
this is pure gold, true humour
Seriously talented
No comedy in this, all facts. Based on true events
Jimmy, your laugh made me subscribe!!
I love this man
Jimmy. I have to tell you. That tonight my wife laughed her ass off to SIMBA. She never saw your show. I had to tell her where I got it. lol.
Genius at work
I died when he said simba
Happy birthday Jimmy!
What a great documentary!😆🤣
He should act in a spinoff of Glenn Quagmire
This lad is super quick.
I don’t know what’s funnier, your jokes or your laugh
Brilliant!~
This is so funny 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣
Wrinkle wranglers!!!😂
I haven't heard it as a 'blumpie' I've heard it as a 'blumpkin'
Each region generally tends to add their own flavor to terms and such. Not that there's much flavor to doo doo, but whatever. Lol.
@@travis8850 touche sir hahaha
This is like a secondary school convo 😂
Video uploaded on my birthday, cool!!!!!
No knives no needles!
Simba 😂😂😂😂
It’s not a granny fany it’s now gilf
If someone does the simba they gotta go all the way, i mean pick them up and hold them like simba
Legend Guy
His laugh is so "ha ha ha Haaa"
The face of that guy when he explained fluffing
Nice
His laugh sounds like stampylongnose
Great comedian...
Looooveee you jimmy
Say what you like about Jimmy Carr...but the man is lightening in terms of speed and gross humour: a quintessential English trait. Funniest bloke alive now.
It's a shame about Robin Williams...
Matches my sense of humour😂
hilarious 😆
Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up
You dirty...
Wow! A thumbs up you say? Don't hold back... Lol
Awesome audience 😂
So that means a dirty Simba is.. you know what? You can finish that yourselves.
Simba, kids love it
Are you sure?!
Lol
Well… that’s MY education moved in a piece 😂
Watch out for the pepper spray and the oap's!
I loves me some Jimmy
" you mean foreplay"?? 🤫🤣
Fluffy’s feel good
hilarious
Happy late Birthday
If you gave a woman Indian food hoping that she gives you a 'fluffy', wouldn't that then become a 'tikka tickler'?
When the bloke said 'my daughter' I was then expecting that to be followed by 'f***ing my son...'
Jimmy reminds me of James "Jim" Moriarty
Happy birthday
Why is it when Jimmy does the "Dad walks in on his daughter having sex" bit, he instantly turns into Johnny Vaughn from Channel 4's Big Breakfast?
Why did i deside to eat while watching this...
Yaah 😂
I might want to try a fluffy sometime
Thanks for leaving off the Tourette's ending.
Did it make you tick?
@@jollemm F**KING RIGHT IT DID. lol
I don't even know if that's the kind of outburst they'd make for real. I heard of it but never witnessed it in person.
the tourettes ending is fuckin funny though...
@@ratprince1258 ...the first few dozen times.
It's good to tuck it into the vault for a while though. Give us a chance to miss it.
Whats the tourettes ending
Ahh ahh ahhhhh!!!
I really enjoy you. The Fix should've been setup better. I see why it didn't get picked up more (the "flow"? Of the show), but it had some awesome, hillarious and awesome bits. I want you D.L. and Catherine to do more. Podcast?
Disney magic!!
Just hilarious