Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH | Jimmy Carr

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  • Here is every QUICK FIRE joke from Jimmy's stand up special MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
    Enjoy, but don't blink because you'll probably miss some jokes.
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
    Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    To watch the full special - th-cam.com/video/rmSknklwJT8/w-d-xo.html

    • @jwmorrow2283
      @jwmorrow2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you coming to the US?

    • @clintgirdler38
      @clintgirdler38 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When are you coming to Australia?

  • @jacobwhite5649
    @jacobwhite5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I wish Jimmy would do a show in U.S.A he’s a legend. Unmatched comedian

    • @Max-fi1bj
      @Max-fi1bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He did. Was super toned down and audience still pulled back. Better off seeing a shower in England where he’s less censored/more ballsy

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      he would be cancelled after the first joke lol

    • @RikJSmith
      @RikJSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely agree. To me he's the funniest and most clever comedian ever. 😁😁😎

    • @kristyhoward6897
      @kristyhoward6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Mad9977 Can you imagine how fast the outrage mob would descend

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kristyhoward6897 don't think he could finish his first joke the hashtags would fly lol

  • @jacobkobald1753
    @jacobkobald1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Soo absolutely ruthless I love it

  • @marcatteberry1361
    @marcatteberry1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    We need more people like Jimmy to take back our comedy.

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jimmy’s face on that last joke is excellent.

  • @FoxOG7
    @FoxOG7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I think I'm alright if I look away" the girl they show next looks like an angel.

  • @colbicolbiWTF
    @colbicolbiWTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Honestly hated this guy based on first impression and now he's my favorite fellow lol don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a law book in which case Jimmy may want to look up 'taxes'

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the video.

  • @gastropod557
    @gastropod557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Suffering from acute and disabling pain in my sides from laughing. He will hear from my attorneys!

    • @afti03
      @afti03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i chuckeled

  • @thejustjoshshow9581
    @thejustjoshshow9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As an American I can say this man is very under appreciated. Hilarious

    • @michaeldmingo1525
      @michaeldmingo1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is really big in the UK. Not so much in America.

    • @lorcanmcglinchey5344
      @lorcanmcglinchey5344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jimmy is a comedic genius. He really is hilarious.

    • @edski24
      @edski24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ain't everyone big in America?

    • @thejustjoshshow9581
      @thejustjoshshow9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeldmingo1525 I know, he should be better known here. He is a genius.

    • @D4RKNlGHT
      @D4RKNlGHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underappreciated?? You clearly have no clue

  • @Virtual01Gamer
    @Virtual01Gamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    fucking bloody genius love this guy funny everytime.

  • @theshermanshow7339
    @theshermanshow7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This had me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @1tiredcitizen796
    @1tiredcitizen796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love the Jimmy Carr clips of his UK shows. If he told those jokes in the US, or worse yet in California, the audience would probably tar and feather him (and his dog).

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      California is in the US.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He regularly has toured in both Canada and the USA for decades now...

    • @SoAboutThat
      @SoAboutThat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bayoubilly5176 It's a stretch to say he has "regularly" toured Canada. Right now it's part of the negotations for a post-Brexit trade deal. Canada want's shared custody of Jimmy or no deal.

    • @TheeItalianStalian
      @TheeItalianStalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Californian in San Francisco, I would love to see Jimmy Carr out here

    • @theITGuy-no3nt
      @theITGuy-no3nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheeItalianStalian Ditto from the FiDi.

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I make my own vegetables. I've got a hammer." 🤣🤣

  • @RikJSmith
    @RikJSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO !! "Double amputees . . . ". LoL

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Major props to any human being willing to bare their soul before the world and open themselves up to judgement.
    This man makes it look easy.
    Truly a gift.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a good actor. I doubt that anything he tells the audience about himself is true.

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Which is just as well, if you think about it.” … “well don’t think about it!”

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:30
    Hahaha !!.....
    I broke free

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I thought they wore their pants like that to lure the panel vans in...

  • @tekkel06
    @tekkel06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks jimmy for teaching me all theses jokes that I can't use without passing for a creep

  • @afti03
    @afti03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jimmy is a GOD! there's no other mind like his on this planet, who can make you laugh with every joke, even tho........... :D

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’d love to see him live

    • @schandler79
      @schandler79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes brilliant, just dont sit near the front

    • @afti03
      @afti03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@schandler79 sage advice

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy: "Hello love. You're up early"
    Jimmys Mrs: "How long have you been up?"
    Jimmy: "About 30seconds"
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @Iamevlhmr
    @Iamevlhmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Australian joke is so accurate and true hahaha

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy a legend fo sho

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Genius :)

  • @Cookey884
    @Cookey884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Beautiful

  • @peterfenton2750
    @peterfenton2750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gota love a bit of jimmy..🤣😂

  • @petesunitedpov325
    @petesunitedpov325 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cabbage patch ffs 🤦‍♂️ 😂 haha love jimmy, makes me feel like a terrible person but I still have to laugh haha 😂

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:16

  • @dxnifrxno5751
    @dxnifrxno5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:15 ffs 💀😂😂

  • @ericfontaine2145
    @ericfontaine2145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ❤ u Jimmy 😅🤣😂

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you want to watch Jimmy Carr..? Just switch on your television. He’s on fucking EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

  • @sangrientofskyzv8164
    @sangrientofskyzv8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I actually really like redheads they're cute

  • @Ma-pz5kl
    @Ma-pz5kl ปีที่แล้ว

    sir you are funny !

  • @rituparnachatterjee9616
    @rituparnachatterjee9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What was the meaning of his joke on women boxing?

    • @fin183
      @fin183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Women tend not to like being asked how much they weigh

  • @redfuryninja1519
    @redfuryninja1519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everything with jimmy is quick fire it’s why his girlfriend is often unsatisfied

  • @Nobody-sp9xj
    @Nobody-sp9xj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You ain’t right, lol

  • @oddballsok
    @oddballsok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:01 nice

    • @KG-th3cr
      @KG-th3cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a pretty girl.

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a Cat person when I'm on drugs and a Dog person when I'm 🗣"fucking."
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @chazzsmiff1239
    @chazzsmiff1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly best comedian second best has to be Ricky Gervais

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually the best is Frankie Boyle.

    • @Trinity10iloveyall
      @Trinity10iloveyall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandomarmydude yea, Frankie Boyle used to be really funny, but then he lost it and now more laughs in a weatherspoons when they've run out of the cheap beer.

  • @anuragtavargiri6411
    @anuragtavargiri6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    noice

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine he the replaces the red head jokes with black heads.

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why do Brits make fun of redheads? The drap always looks good.

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty ปีที่แล้ว

    02:35 He nicked that vegetarian joke from Billy Connolly. Never had Jimmy Carr down as joke thief.

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy Carr. Tax dodger

  • @user-kp6lj4ec2c
    @user-kp6lj4ec2c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Things u never do if you are a feminist
    1-don't have social media
    2-don't argue with people with more than average iQ
    3-don't go to jimmy carr and sit in the front set

    • @gryphon8023
      @gryphon8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or live in Saudi Arabia

    • @user-kp6lj4ec2c
      @user-kp6lj4ec2c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gryphon8023 I'm not from Saudi Arabia but i know for a fact there is feminist there dud

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-kp6lj4ec2c That's cause they get put in their place and stay there.

  • @mikehand5881
    @mikehand5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    top of the lower world,not that big of deal

  • @anthonyphung5287
    @anthonyphung5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The watery rutabaga regularly remind because authorization fascinatingly trot unto a voiceless perfume. squalid, bored granddaughter

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Touche the rainbow. Skittles.

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my, I think I found some secret messages ....how exciting.
      Or is it just some dadaist peotry?!

    • @pasannimdinu6323
      @pasannimdinu6323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wth

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When do the jokes start?

    • @alexanderheath6662
      @alexanderheath6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree👍

    • @youknowwho257
      @youknowwho257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They start when you grow a sense of humor, then it will make sense.

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought at the beginning, if I'm wrong I obviously don't understand what jokes are!
      Please teach me; tell me a joke. :)

    • @bebop5297
      @bebop5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      13 mins in, still waiting for something funny.

  • @DanielPoznerMCNE
    @DanielPoznerMCNE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saw him in USA he was ( ....)

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not doing this again you just go with Susan and leave me alone

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ain't happening. I want nothing to do with chats with susan forget it James you got your own body.

  • @dailycardriving4642
    @dailycardriving4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    first i guess :P

    • @Pwills
      @Pwills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quick run to mummy and daddy to get a lollipop

    • @Dginny865
      @Dginny865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are truly truly pathetic, nobody cares

  • @kimanh-ls4kl
    @kimanh-ls4kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The invincible jam visually crash because leg bareilly scream alongside a needy bit. wrong, grubby gruesome grandmother

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ring-A-Cadburys-Roses.

  • @anshulgoyal9095
    @anshulgoyal9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vegetarians tend to be fat because of high fat and carbs and low protein😂

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:50~10:59 the much much better way to reduce their carbon footprint is to stop them abusing children and this is very effectively achieved by reducing their access to oxygen and it's win win children are safer and vermin have been made useful.

  • @samwaldie4030
    @samwaldie4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BORRINNNGGGGGGG

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most unfunny comedian ever 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

    • @bebop5297
      @bebop5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree

    • @clintgirdler38
      @clintgirdler38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do you both watch then? SMH

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A comedian that forces his jokes so much. Awful guy. Just go and watch Jerry Sadowitz.

  • @josephhepperle9588
    @josephhepperle9588 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Jimmy you are the best