nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 5 (compilation) [ENG SUB]

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  • @MofuMofuSubs
    @MofuMofuSubs  3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Yamagami Karuta is my spirit animal. (except for the cooking but i cant do anything else)

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    Normal people making friends: whats your name?
    Iinchou trying to make friends:whats your first ever memory?

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @Signout19
      @Signout19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Reminds me of how one of Iinchou's first conversations with Suisei from Holo was about seeing an unflushed toilet.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Signout19 Oh god I'm eating.

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Signout19 that was hilarious

    • @naphbot134
      @naphbot134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Necroneer from an unflushed toilet?

  • @c-man9406
    @c-man9406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Nijisanji's staff build different

    • @DIO.S_STANDAH
      @DIO.S_STANDAH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It hits different

    • @nanotsuki
      @nanotsuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      it is after all SCP collection of vtuber

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Going from hololive, where the wildest it tends to get is some mild boob jokes, to Nijisanji, where I just watched a video where Gundou Mirei talked about cucking her boyfriend, is the most insane whiplash I have ever experienced

    • @thelegion2184
      @thelegion2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Baphelon holy hell when did that happen?

    • @drizztrysylvae3045
      @drizztrysylvae3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@thelegion2184 tbc, i just watched the clip thats likely being referenced, and what Gundou said is that she would 'cuckold' her boyfriend as a 'cruel thing' in resp9nse to a question by a viewer. this was during a discussion with hoshikawa, and she made it clear that she had never done it before.
      Edit: stick the usual youtu.be beflre the final letter code for clip link.
      /W0Lf1GAg_A0

  • @ZirusAlpha
    @ZirusAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    nijisanji never disappoints in its complete and utter ability to formulate chaos

  • @goldeneggsandwich
    @goldeneggsandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "A group of gyarus invited me to a club"
    YABE

  • @asphylt5763
    @asphylt5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "My hands were on the wall,and I was going up and down"
    I dont like where this is going.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sounds like one of those Renpy game to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminded me of a shower scene ngl.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Necroneer shower scene..the sauce?

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Necroneer Shower scenes are great.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cha.21 Late reply but I can't really say, mainly because I've seen plenty of shower scenes, sources of which I don't recall either.

  • @Angrarim
    @Angrarim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Mofumofu subs.
    The hero who braced the chaotic nijisanji content to deliver high quality highlight moment

  • @jinsyl
    @jinsyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    if it has choco and other girls, it will literally always turn into some form of yuri, lmao

  • @shishirraut3262
    @shishirraut3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I swear Nijisanji is another level lmao. Thanks MofuMofu for the TL and compilation !!

  • @benebsbiagtan3357
    @benebsbiagtan3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    To any one just discovering Nijisanji Welcome to normal nijisanji streams, it just goes bat shit crazier than this, check Tsukino Mito most viewed video for the Real Tsukino Mito Experience.

    • @draaxus2969
      @draaxus2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST MAKE ME WATCH
      IM SCARED

    • @Antaures
      @Antaures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya got the title bro? Dunno what I'm looking for here

    • @maybe_just_emrys
      @maybe_just_emrys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The words that went in my mind when I watched that video was,
      "My sleep paralysis demon can't be this cute"

    • @tntkit
      @tntkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame there isn't more translated clips. I only find nijisanji interesting recently after watching these compilations, and my non Japanese brain refused to let me discover this sooner.

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maybe_just_emrys what was the title pls ?

  • @haten1
    @haten1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Choco-sensei's commentary during off-collabs never fails to paint a perfect picture. Thank you very much for the clippy & subs.

  • @MrBetrayer1
    @MrBetrayer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    You know, I was quite literally about to go to bed, then I refreshed TH-cam... Guess I'm staying up a bit longer...

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    2:21 Why lmao, out of all things, she asked about the first memory. Even the weather deck would have been more normal.
    3:32 Thank goodness she's using 3d, it really helps me imagine her movement during the time.
    5:09 LMFAO, what an accident.
    5:49 Let your imagination flow through.
    7:18 This is a treasure, I'm glad she was able to dig it up.
    8:35 Something about this is really hilarious.
    9:46 LMAO, As expected of Kanako.
    10:15 Ouch this hurts me, it feels like the sister's calling me out and I don't like it.
    11:11 I don't blame you, if someone said that to me I'd probably be very sad as well XD
    12:09 What part about this is wholesome?
    13:51 Culture
    14:51 God these two are great.
    16:29 That caught me off guard.

  • @itsdio8390
    @itsdio8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    never thought that nijisanji were this wild. thanks MofuMofu for bringing these high dose of top quality nijisanji moments that for sure keep me up at night.

  • @xelanoh
    @xelanoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thanks for the subs! man any Hoshikawa + Gundo clip is so chaotic, it's great :D

  • @sofiafabula5396
    @sofiafabula5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I saw tsukino mito in the first clip, I was delighted since I haven't seen any clips of her in a while. But then I saw yamagami karuta and I got excited. Thank you for the wonderful subs!! Especially with the shaky effects

  • @laurensollesta9647
    @laurensollesta9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    10:16 Lmao imouto is savage

  • @SuperNecroGamer
    @SuperNecroGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "excuse me what is your first ever memory"
    gyaru: wtf
    me: wtf
    but seriously wtf 😂

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Every time I take a break from Nijisanji, Iinchou always surprises me with my routine CURSED content.

  • @twofiftysix
    @twofiftysix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hi there, it's me again
    0:08
    SPC > SCP
    also some capitalisations inconsistencies here and there but thats it.
    Great video as always!

    • @SilkRoadMedic
      @SilkRoadMedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:45 happend > happened. But yeah I think that's it

    • @ReyvSparks
      @ReyvSparks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shark Punching Center

  • @naniunnie
    @naniunnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thumbnail freaked me out ww
    Thank you for the compilation

  • @allenryan3579
    @allenryan3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Knowing vtuber for 8 months long and just now i found out about niji? Im ashamed but sign me up fam. Subbed

  • @ashle9034
    @ashle9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That's such a cursed fucking thumbnail and I love it

  • @dinozero2
    @dinozero2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:18 Daamnnn who is this lady? I hoped she not a complete pervert just like that teacher over there.......

  • @farhatamnan3736
    @farhatamnan3736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m looking forward for more of these compilations. Keep up the good work

  • @hyuhyuhong5027
    @hyuhyuhong5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh huhuuu I'm already laughing at the first clip. I just found your channel yesterday and already subscribed. Thank you for translating these awesome clips from nijisanji

  • @Supeace
    @Supeace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Yessss please keep dosing me my nijisanji addiction
    Edit : first clip and I'm already overdozed

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "a bunch of foreign guys at the club started talking to me"
    Almost turned into the plot of the kinds of doujins that I have blacklisted
    Yabai

  • @badatchoosingnames3556
    @badatchoosingnames3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    11:15 Always so unhinged, not a single ounce of fear towards TH-cam-kun.

  • @oricallium
    @oricallium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact that this is my 1st time seeing a nijisanji jp clip
    *I fucking love it*

  • @icecreeeeam
    @icecreeeeam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seconds in and it's already a masterpiece.

  • @bbbeep_
    @bbbeep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Mirei really dug her own grave mentioning her application video...the cringe is too much

    • @adjieb8967
      @adjieb8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the staff give permission to play it on stream.. 🤣 Nijisanji staff literally build different.. 🤣

  • @asdfghjk4877
    @asdfghjk4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    that was another great compilationn and imma search that song kou was singing now lol

  • @shinzinakiri1097
    @shinzinakiri1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I SWEAR YOU'RE THE BEST, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS!😭✊

  • @aegis3141
    @aegis3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes,the nijisanji brand chaos always scratch that itch and bring a weird delighted smile to my face

  • @48Mei
    @48Mei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Upon seeing the sleepover collab, I was wondering why Ars wasn’t with them after they all collabed together on Inuyama Tamakis channel. But 10minutes into the collab I started to think that maybe Ars was lucky she wasn’t there. Choco would’ve killed her 😂

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ars is hikikomori, she won't coming into sleepover thingie tho

  • @dokaaandondon5112
    @dokaaandondon5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So in another universe, where Gundou-sensei didn't drop her acting, we can get Nijisanji version of Choco-senseu

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for the compliation and translation!

  • @lmaAsian
    @lmaAsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lots of great collab clips this time around!
    Gundou and Hoshikawa being wild and hilarious as always, Mito and Kenmochi bouncing off each other as mother and son, Ui x Mya x Choco giving us a taste of paradise, and the natural てぇてぇ vibes of Ririmu and Kou

  • @AnonymousRaimon
    @AnonymousRaimon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Starts off with iinchou? Already great lmao

  • @Asa_sansan
    @Asa_sansan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Start with : Yurii???
    And conclude with : now this is Yuri
    😂

  • @happymagician1699
    @happymagician1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Starts video*
    AH TAHNKS MITO JUST WHAT I WANTEDD! ≧◉◡◉≦

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I couldn't believe Iinchou finally skinned her rival, _Nazono Mito_ xD
    I've heard about Iinchou's Gyaru story. But that was about gyaru in the hotel... So this is another story huh. Guess Ui-mama is lucky with her gyaru friend.
    Sasaki, link please!! xD
    Choco-sensei, Amyamya, and Ui-mama off collab, oh no. And the interesting part, Choco-sensei wasn't the one touching Amyamya lol

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:16 "We have (the video) it right here...."
    *Play the video*
    *Instant Regret*

  • @Jacksonforeversprout
    @Jacksonforeversprout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yamagami Karuta's zatsudan has to be the most underrated content out there. She needs more attention.

  • @Cha.21
    @Cha.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn.....I find a GOLD MINE channel
    Here to stay bois

  • @Chestyfriend
    @Chestyfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:46 That's actually Maimoto next to Kanae.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Wow, Gundou-sensei was a bar hostess? Poor Gundou-sensei, should have learned from Gibara & her debut stream xD
    Kanae has two women's face detected, obviously because his girl power is too high. Just ask Hoshikawa, she'll happily confirm lol
    Yep Karuta is my spirit animal too!
    Loud Kanae is the best Kanae xD
    Utako lol. I wonder why massager in Japan looks really lewd
    Kou???? But OriKou is still てぇてぇ

  • @mud2294
    @mud2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mito delivering the SUCC within seconds

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Utako's manager must be stressed 24/7

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That thumbnail will give me nightmares along will that cursed ASMR.

    • @joaopereira717
      @joaopereira717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every now and then, Mito gives us nightmare fuel right xD

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:17
    Staff: Are we safe in this room? Yes? huehueheuheuhuehuehuehue

  • @saki3769
    @saki3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of these really does keeps me up at night

  • @old_boy9030
    @old_boy9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My God but that thumbnail is a slice of fried gold 😂

  • @isaiahdanz3308
    @isaiahdanz3308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These clips made me evolve

  • @IceeFish
    @IceeFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the chapters on this video are hella wild

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:23 To be fair, Hoshikawa's reaction here wasn't out of pocket. Like, have you _seen_ Gundou flirt with people? You can see the exact moment she snaps them up like damn alligator jaws.

  • @Mirrors957
    @Mirrors957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good lord Gundeo sensei's got huge balls. The fact that she didnt even think twice before showing her audition footage is such a chad move

    • @Mirrors957
      @Mirrors957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her immedietly regretting playing it as soon as it starts is big 草

  • @Dinhjason
    @Dinhjason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These now sit in my head rent-free

  • @thekuuderedude1737
    @thekuuderedude1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate the Ngo clip, don't see much clips of her

  • @premula-y4i
    @premula-y4i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    first clip woke me up from my sleepiness

  • @sharethehappiness7128
    @sharethehappiness7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:15 I need context for this stream..

  • @hinafgo
    @hinafgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lookimg forward to the next vid 🙏🏮

  • @ferro1398
    @ferro1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This thumbnail is living in my head rent free lmao

  • @飛鳥-i6d
    @飛鳥-i6d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:25  止まれ!剣持!剣持刀也!!

  • @jaywye
    @jaywye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >Made me flaccid
    LMAO

  • @bigmanbossman
    @bigmanbossman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do love it when iinchou sucks my soul during ASMR streams

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Can I touch it?"
    Ah, so it's becoming one of _those_ sleepovers huh.

  • @ostsmulor
    @ostsmulor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:05 "SCP Explained" is a youtube channel whose content is about the popular internet forum and phenomenon called "SCP Foundation" (Secure, Contain, Protect) of sci-fi, fantasy stories with obscure monsters and environments similar to the stories of Grimm or H.P Lovecraft. The top 3 most famous SCP's are SCP-173, SCP-682 and SCP-096.

  • @nabilsaufi5180
    @nabilsaufi5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tsukino mito, more like suck me no mito. My ears were dead

  • @arrifjoe
    @arrifjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my first encounter of nijisanji was a clip of Shizuka singing country road while playing truck simulator...now that I lost a lot of pages that i don't know why Kaede is named Deron?😂

  • @BrJPGameplay
    @BrJPGameplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why did I thought she was talking about Gyarados, instead of gyarus...

  • @Arashi257
    @Arashi257 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this again, and I already forgot about the soul sucking intro of the video😅

    • @Irises..
      @Irises.. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehe.

  • @BapyTheSnowman
    @BapyTheSnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I love it when Mito sucks out my braincells

  • @shinji2302
    @shinji2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yamagami karuta clip made me internally scream. Pain.

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:02 ......... *Visible Confusion?*

  • @reality_404
    @reality_404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ......yeah that's enough internet for today

  • @Bkkkhhrnshhl
    @Bkkkhhrnshhl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We truly living in Tom and Jerry timeline

  • @muhammadnaufalw1822
    @muhammadnaufalw1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anycolors pls release gundou's audition video we need it ASAP

  • @arsyasnipman2330
    @arsyasnipman2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GDI KOU, HE KNOWS DAT SONG LMAO😂

  • @pracinus
    @pracinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On my six months of NIJISANJI I never heard Kanae scream like hell until now

  • @Shy_Succulent
    @Shy_Succulent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine for just a moment, being Utako's manager

  • @lth_lch
    @lth_lch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mito always has some pretty wild stories lol

  • @hihello38
    @hihello38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You really save the best for last huh.

  • @bloodmournethefirst1935
    @bloodmournethefirst1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:31 is literally super smash bros brawl fox

  • @Iggarashi
    @Iggarashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:47 Probably high on party drugs

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:51 the *Real Pro Vtuber.......*

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *_Suckino Mito_*

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first clip is cursed

  • @AWanderingSwordsman
    @AWanderingSwordsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blessed Mito yuri story. Wonderful. Subarashii.
    Excellent stuff from Choco as per usual.

  • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
    @user-wu8qc9bb3e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thumbnail though.

  • @yamikirin
    @yamikirin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need more TL for the gundo stream. I live for Gundo and hoshikawa being chaotic

  • @akiishida9296
    @akiishida9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:20 HAHAHAHAHHAHA MY GOD THIS IS GOLD

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nijisanji is simply built different

  • @merfyn4838
    @merfyn4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh Nijisanji... if complete degeneracy and abaolute chaos is youre thing look no further.

  • @ChronicalV
    @ChronicalV ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen so many scenarios of neet vtubers bullying the riajuu or just anyone who goes outside (playfully), but I've yet to see the guy actually fight back and roast them for once. They're always so soft on neets (and i kinda understand the cultural reasons but it'd be funnier for the bit if they actually push back)

  • @georgekhabaze6619
    @georgekhabaze6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that clip gave me ptsd 😂😂😂...... omg nijisanji hit different 🤣👍

  • @gmtagopjgwjypfgjpw
    @gmtagopjgwjypfgjpw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:39
    The name of the song is Shinmachi.
    th-cam.com/video/BAwKtFS6GN8/w-d-xo.html

  • @yasminehallak8314
    @yasminehallak8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It sucks that i cant seem to find a lot of translated clips of gundo and sara’s stream

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dammit Kou-kun ww