Hell I've done some executive security work in my life after the Army. I'm telling you the amount of high paying "discreet" job offers im getting right now are wild 🤑😅 no complaints
Funny, they wouldn't have to go through all this trouble if they just did their jobs and saved lives rather than being like a lazy life guard. Yo bro, I use this $10,000 rocket to go out to save them and I pay for it, the less I save people, the more money I keep. They only pay me thousands to be able to have it but who needs them
@@matthewboyd8689 They wouldn't be a CEO if they can't make their company profitable. It's a deep rooted problem that 1 individual can't fix. It would required a reform of a whole system. Including changing people's mindset on what should be more important in their life. Or you could have an easier solution, which is government intervention and regulation. But those CEOs also pay the government so that's out of the question, lol.
It’s eventually gonna be like Cyberpunk, where CEOs are nigh untouchable and are so heavily protected that even thinking about attacking them is a death sentence
No joke, a bunch of mercenary companies reported that their phones blew up within hours of the assassination cause every CEO or even just their companies were rushing to 10x their security.
Aint nobody going after the CEO of Costco or Arizona. Turns out if you treat people like people instead of milking them like a cow, they tend to like you.
@U.S._FBI Yeah because I'm sure that all those people in California who lost their insurance right before this giant fire should have just "read the terms bud". In the case of California this is mostly the fault of the government. Because the state of California refused to manage their infrastructure and forests, and pass laws forbidding insurance companies to raise rates. But any contract that allows one party to unilaterally pull out with no penalty is manipulative and immoral. I can't simply decide to end my insurance half way through my contract, without incurring penalties or being forced to pay out the full amount. But the insurance company can simply choose not to cover me anymore at any point with no consequence.
@kotorandcorvid4968 I have 4. 2 grey and 2 green. Dickies and Levi are the brands. Only brought a green because I'm a 6'7 ginger who looks like Chris Pratt. Green looks good on me.. both keep me warm in the Boston Winters. Great jackets tbh.
It’s a joke. The video is a skit. To explain, he’s saying that so that the target in his back is lessened. They made it obvious by him following up with “how about we all be called CEO now”
When you have more than x50 the average wealth of the people you’re supposed to “serve”, that might be a sign you wanna stop hoarding so much of the funds lol.. 😶🌫️
Average is subjective. A mean average income of $120,000 sounds impressive. But the $50,000 median average income and $30,000 mode average income paints a better picture of reality. Credit where credit is due, 50× the "average" doesn't sound as bad as 300× the mode average.
Just CEO's that mistreat a bunch of customers that pay them for a service that instead refuse to service them, causing them to die and there are no legal consequences
@@soggybread4583 Reminds me of The Incredibles, when Mr Incredible was working insurance and his boss got mad at him for covering the old lady for something she paid for coverage of. It went right over my head as a kid
@@luisdawnfinder3188 obviously, a lot of things are going over your head as an adult as well. Rampant insurance fraud by healthcare professionals, and burdensome regulations that are supposedly meant to stop them, which causes insurances that operate on ~6% margins to cut costs in the most ridiculous ways, for example. I mean, if they were making profit while allowing it all to occur, fine. Trouble is they wouldn't, and there wouldn't be any private insurance for anyone then, which is exactly what the commies want.
@@fredhill87Luigi went to a Doctor to have His Spine fixed after diving off of a cliff. Unfortunately, the Doctor attempted to mend Luigi's Spine together by using Large Screws that put Luigi in even more excruciating pain. For reasons still unknown, Luigi killed a Medical CEO on the street at night who He assumed was the reason that He received such a aweful Doctor placing Screws in Him in the first place.
Brian Thompson the health insurance CEO who was shot in the back by a lunatic who is now going to spend the rest of his life in prison for it. But apparently that’s okay according to the gods of the internet, cause he has abs!
😂 CEO’s of major corporations everywhere probably did panic like this and immediately hired personnel security and body guards, and asked to work from home. Times are crazy now. 😅
Did you hear about the session NY gov Kathy Hochul held with CEOs to calm their nerves. She is even setting up a hotline for CEOS to call if they are feeling scared 😂😅
@@UsmanKhan-ty4bg oh yeah, modern day Kulaks, eh? Please remind me again what happened when Bolsheviks stole their money, land, livelihoods, and lives. I'll give you a hint: it starts with H, ends with R, and resulted in fatal starvation of over 2 million Ukrainians. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Chief Executive Officer 🚫
Chief Executed Officer ✅️
My kind of CEO 😂
Underrated comment
Took me reading that twice to actually see
@@Gamerbread345 it took me a few tries to type it correctly 😅
@ 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎
He forgot the 8 PM $12,000,000 pay raise for himself because everyone else worked really hard.
No they do that becouse who want to pay hudge taxes
Future CEOs are taking notes...
Luigi
They better be takin notes 😂
Mostly taking note of how no one followed Luigi’s footsteps to start the class war, and business continued as usual.
Hell I've done some executive security work in my life after the Army. I'm telling you the amount of high paying "discreet" job offers im getting right now are wild 🤑😅 no complaints
Of what? Billionaire ceos are in charge of the government now
Love how the Luigi wannabe keeps lurking around…like the grim reaper 😂
CEO failed to meet his… TARGETS
He's the target
I read this in Dr Evil's voice
😂😂😂
Brian Thompson died due to lead poisoning
dad joke :)
That trainer is vicious but effective 😅
Basically like banks that call every employee Vice President.
Intern at META: $11000 per month
Vice president at bank: $4000 per month
Just like in American psycho
I work on a buffet, in a 5 Star Resort Hotel... didn't know I was the CEO of the company... damn... I should watch my back... 😅
Why, yes? Hello, this is the Vice President of Hygiene and Cleanliness?
I met one of them yesterday, lovely lady.
Luigi be making CEOs rethink and overthink their decisions 😂
Funny, they wouldn't have to go through all this trouble if they just did their jobs and saved lives rather than being like a lazy life guard.
Yo bro, I use this $10,000 rocket to go out to save them and I pay for it, the less I save people, the more money I keep. They only pay me thousands to be able to have it but who needs them
@@matthewboyd8689Not all CEOs are in healthcare, or are awful🙄
True, most are sociopaths with features of psychopathy. It's proven!! @kvo3542
@@matthewboyd8689 They wouldn't be a CEO if they can't make their company profitable. It's a deep rooted problem that 1 individual can't fix. It would required a reform of a whole system. Including changing people's mindset on what should be more important in their life. Or you could have an easier solution, which is government intervention and regulation. But those CEOs also pay the government so that's out of the question, lol.
They better be, we don't want to go to an Akumetsu route.
Dark, edgy, and relevant mixed in with actual reality. This is 100% actually happening to some degree.
It’s eventually gonna be like Cyberpunk, where CEOs are nigh untouchable and are so heavily protected that even thinking about attacking them is a death sentence
No joke, a bunch of mercenary companies reported that their phones blew up within hours of the assassination cause every CEO or even just their companies were rushing to 10x their security.
@@rexex345Yeah. I Imagine those companies are needing to make big plans to protect their customers.
@@a.s.3805sure if they confiscate all guns in the U.s.
So dont let that happen
@@rexex345they can buy all the men they want, anyone can be touched 😂
That back and forth walk behind him LMAO
Luigi showing up last second on the door lmao
Allegedly***
Didn't notice that at first. Nice touch.
He's all over the video too
He was showing up the whole video
From the dark clothes I guess it was Mr. L (paper Mario joke of the day)
Costco CEO be chilling
I love him.
Nestle CEO be digging 💀
DAMN! Content Machine got fkn dark, and I love it!
Right I died 💀 3 seconds In “I put on my gunproof vest” like omg 😱
*Saint Luigi
A bit of the macabre keeps us grounded😂😂😂😂
It was always dark
Dude it's always been dark
Luigi 😂
He changed the world 😂😂😂😂
CEOs are no longer safe
He made being a CEO a risky and deadly job 😅
*only in America.
The world doesn't revolve around you guys, you know...
@kvo3542 don't be so sure.
Luigi didn't change anything. Did yall forget the ceo stabbed by a homeless guy?
@kvo3542 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@SmartCreeper This.
i SCREAMED 😂 CEOs will never be the same after 2024
I missed something?What happened?)))
@@AndrewK-o5o evil ceo who denied people healthcare got assassinated by a guy named Luigi
They truly won’t. 😅
But the "S" is silent 😊
@@AndrewK-o5o a ceo got assassinated lol
Aint nobody going after the CEO of Costco or Arizona.
Turns out if you treat people like people instead of milking them like a cow, they tend to like you.
That's all image
@Michiganman800 yup, all image created by the media. They're trying out new ways of laundering their images to avoid being Thompson'd
Get over it.
Maybe read your terms bud.
@U.S._FBI
Yeah because I'm sure that all those people in California who lost their insurance right before this giant fire should have just "read the terms bud".
In the case of California this is mostly the fault of the government. Because the state of California refused to manage their infrastructure and forests, and pass laws forbidding insurance companies to raise rates.
But any contract that allows one party to unilaterally pull out with no penalty is manipulative and immoral. I can't simply decide to end my insurance half way through my contract, without incurring penalties or being forced to pay out the full amount. But the insurance company can simply choose not to cover me anymore at any point with no consequence.
"Damn I'm hot!" 🤣
I saw him biting his lips 🤨🏳️🌈
"I might just take myself to the bedroom for a bit of shaboinking."
@@MS-fe3vogay? or self love? 🤔
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 self love is gay anyways
I'm only upset I owned that jacket long before Luigi made it popular.
What's it called?
@kotorandcorvid4968 I have 4. 2 grey and 2 green. Dickies and Levi are the brands. Only brought a green because I'm a 6'7 ginger who looks like Chris Pratt. Green looks good on me.. both keep me warm in the Boston Winters. Great jackets tbh.
@@RhynoE286'7?
😂😂😂😂😂
Poor body double was given a down vest instead of Kevlar 😂
Body double for Dr. Shaboinky is a tough job.
Nicely observed! Tactically dumb, though - if Ringer gets 'super~cancelled', then Lou realizes all the quicker that the game is still on...
This is why I always check comments!
I missed that.
That's dark.
And awesome.
OK so I wasn't the only one to do a spit take 😂😂😂😂
And to makes matters worse he was indeed handsome
Content machine released Luigi out of prison for those cameos
The satire is strong in this one 😂
In more cases this is not just satire
Satire?
@sofialikesbreakingbenjamin real this ain't a joke anymore💀
😂😂😂
Meanwhile the CEO’s of Arizona and Costco are out here chillin in the sun
That's ridiculous. The CEO wouldn't suggest they all work from home. Only the executives get to do that. Everyone else goes into the office.
Extroverted employees also wfh
Yeah but everyone is CEO now 😂
You didn't get it 😂 It's because he's the target. And that's why he says "everybody is a CEO"
Plays "The Office" intro
It’s a joke. The video is a skit.
To explain, he’s saying that so that the target in his back is lessened. They made it obvious by him following up with “how about we all be called CEO now”
please more of this dark humour
The start already killed me 😂😂
And the CEO
@@Liam-dp8dj I’m dead 😅😅😅
CEO: So am I
You got killed before Luigi even showed up? You're definitely no CEO
I hope a new Luigi comes out on top everyday 😊
That recurring jacket was diabolical 🤣🤣🤣👍
Especially the jacket on a stick being used as motivation lmao
The guy is just like waking behind with a grin. lmao, that was great.
When you have more than x50 the average wealth of the people you’re supposed to “serve”, that might be a sign you wanna stop hoarding so much of the funds lol.. 😶🌫️
Average is subjective.
A mean average income of $120,000 sounds impressive. But the $50,000 median average income and $30,000 mode average income paints a better picture of reality.
Credit where credit is due, 50× the "average" doesn't sound as bad as 300× the mode average.
No, that applies to governments.
How, You can do what you want with your own money
Shareholders meeting in the bustling New York City was a BLAST!
Omg i love this 👏😂 Luigi got these CEOs scared.
Meanwhile, the real culprits are the politicians who let their corporate donors get away with it.
the wife would probably never get remarried
Leave it at 69 or 420 likes
Why would she? She'll have all her needs met already 😂
I mean, they still held the meeting Brian was going to
she'd only marry a young guy she was actually attracted to
sad sad sad!
big power comes with big responsibility
As an aspiring healthcare CEO, I think it's time to reconsider careers😂
Uhm noo? You need to become the revolution for health care CEOs. You need to save health care and the people!! Good luck!!!!!
@@SolunaVnah you can’t beat the system at that level
Imagine choosing an healthcare career and aspiring to become a CEO
@@SummerVictory222he is probably 12. Let him dream
Just don't put profit over people and you'll be fine. ;)
😂 the killer always being there is craziness
The way his body double’s facial expression changes 😮 when he says, “damn, I’m hot!”😂😂
Just when I thought that I couldn’t love you guys any more YOU DO THIS 🤣🤣👏🏻
Missing the child human shield.
elon mentioned
That was my thought, too. He wouldn't want to ruin the lines of his expensive suit with a bulletproof vest when he has offspring.
Love this channel! They take recent real life events and make content out of them with dark humor😂
The relaxing walk backFIRED.
Yall had me in the first 5 secs of the video 😂😂😂
I can't believe you guys actually did this 😂😂
The stunt double looked so uncomfortable after that remark 😭😭
Being a CEO is going to become the deadliest job in America
To be a student was the deadliest position for way to long. Time to change it for the better
I doubt it. This phase will pass and America will go back to broken health care industry. Hope I'm proven wrong though
Just CEO's that mistreat a bunch of customers that pay them for a service that instead refuse to service them, causing them to die and there are no legal consequences
@@soggybread4583 Reminds me of The Incredibles, when Mr Incredible was working insurance and his boss got mad at him for covering the old lady for something she paid for coverage of. It went right over my head as a kid
@@luisdawnfinder3188 obviously, a lot of things are going over your head as an adult as well. Rampant insurance fraud by healthcare professionals, and burdensome regulations that are supposedly meant to stop them, which causes insurances that operate on ~6% margins to cut costs in the most ridiculous ways, for example. I mean, if they were making profit while allowing it all to occur, fine. Trouble is they wouldn't, and there wouldn't be any private insurance for anyone then, which is exactly what the commies want.
I love how Tyler was walking around behind Shaboinky randomly with a menacing look. This is one of your best Content Machine videos!
This is the best short on this topic I’ve ever seen 😂
Preach on!!!
You killed me with the bulletproof vest! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro will never play Luigi’s mansion ever again 😂
The wife part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Looks just like me ' 😂😂😅
"Damn I'm hot"
That Luigi cameo was gold
Health Care Insurance CEOs really appreciate you guys content… so sad awfully funny… I feel terrible… lmao
If you feel terrible, then go see a doctor. Oh, wait...
@ I don’t get genius
@@fredhill87Luigi went to a Doctor to have His Spine fixed after diving off of a cliff. Unfortunately, the Doctor attempted to mend Luigi's Spine together by using Large Screws that put Luigi in even more excruciating pain. For reasons still unknown, Luigi killed a Medical CEO on the street at night who He assumed was the reason that He received such a aweful Doctor placing Screws in Him in the first place.
You are SO funny!!!!!!! New here! You just popped up on my TH-cam feed! Thanks for making me laugh!!! I really needed that today!!!! ❤❤❤
OMG you guys DID NOT just do this ahahahahah
what are they referencing?
@@gastisere4560 are you serious or just not american
@@gastisere4560Luigi Mangioni and that ceo, Brian Thompson, who is responsible for the death of thousands of his paying customers
About time they did. I was expecting one.
Brian Thompson the health insurance CEO who was shot in the back by a lunatic who is now going to spend the rest of his life in prison for it. But apparently that’s okay according to the gods of the internet, cause he has abs!
The way how the body double was like "Wait.. what?" When you said "Damn I'm hot" 😭 🙏
CEO is just the right CALIBER.
I saw what You just did..and I like it!
the unrealistic part was the CEO only having one wife
The satire has me hollering 😂😂😂
First and last scenes are *>`Mwah!'
I can't with this video, they left no stone unturned😭✋️
Whoa the dark humor is quick with this one
So happy for your biggest fan to participate in the video! When are we getting our own appearances thought! Cant wait!
Mistake #1: not sleeping in the bulletproof vest
Workout routine. Do or die 😅😅😅
The jacket behind him as the workout motivator cracked me up 😂
Got me at the bullet proof vest 💀
Now I want to see "When you're Hitman Tyler stalking a CEO in 2025"!
Damn you hired an average content machine Fan to play as your double. Thanks for acknowledging our stunning good looks!
Damn this went dark right off the bat
Welcome to 'Content Machine'!
The guy in the hoodie outside the CEO's door is F***ing hilarious!
Man this video is really awesome 😂😂😂
Thank you Luigi 🙏🏽 💯
Luigi is coming for you😈
Luigi Magioni is the in the back of all CEOs watching this
😂 CEO’s of major corporations everywhere probably did panic like this and immediately hired personnel security and body guards, and asked to work from home. Times are crazy now. 😅
Did you hear about the session NY gov Kathy Hochul held with CEOs to calm their nerves. She is even setting up a hotline for CEOS to call if they are feeling scared 😂😅
@@UsmanKhan-ty4bg oh yeah, modern day Kulaks, eh? Please remind me again what happened when Bolsheviks stole their money, land, livelihoods, and lives. I'll give you a hint: it starts with H, ends with R, and resulted in fatal starvation of over 2 million Ukrainians. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@ Oh wow 😂
How Luigi changed the world 😂
CEOs aren't meeting NY no more
They'll be in Pennsylvania, where Luigi was told on.
the lip bite 🫦 after saying “damn, i’m hot” bro 😂
it is very healthy for society for the upper class to consider the leverage of the common man.
Why do the the commoners, the bigger of the groups, not just eat the rich?
"What if everyone in the company is called "CEO".
Perfect. Just to perfect a plan.😂😂😂
*CEO in 2025: "Everyone gets a free snack, unlimited coffee, and mandatory nap time - productivity through the roof*
Some companies in Asia have mandatory workouts which are oddly effective
Maybe they should get "not so limited" healthcare? 👀😉
I'm so happy that ceo's finally woke tf up and realized they gotta tune down the inhumanity
CEOs facing paranoia these days😂😂
Mario havent been the same since Luigi crashed out.
“Luigi is a-coming for you bowser!”
The fact that CEOs in this country are probably terrified helps me sleep at night 🥰
Content Machine is firing off great content 🫶🏼
Too soon?❌
Not soon enough!✅
Didn't know Dr. Shaboinky is CEO of Healthcare. Makes sense
"Damn, I'm hot." 😂
More accurately this is the life of a CEO of a healthcare corporation making big money on big misery where denial equals dinero.
Luigi is coming for you guys, wait till he call mario.
The jacket 😂😂
The guy in the hoody just looming in the background is crazy. Am not laughing, you're laughing! 🤭😂
Assassins' been real quiet ever since this dropped
The relaxing tension at the park 😅😢
Dr. Shaboinky running Shaboinky Industries must be really difficult and rewarding.
Wearing the body armor on the outside of your suit: 😰
Integrating your body armor into your suit like Wilson Fisk: 🤑
Love your flavor of comedy!!!
He looked like he was about to have a heart attack. Would be a shame if his insurance claim was denied.
Bro forgot "I go to bed and have an odd dream about guillotines and some dude named Robespierre. I wonder what that means..."
The flirting wife got me laughing.