That's such a good way to put it he was just losing his shit and then shocked into sanity because he hadn't done anything, and "omg, I don't wanna fight that that... thing!"
@belthesheep3550 dude when u see someone gain like that the only thing coming to mind is damn improvements its not like u can't appreciate another mans good change without it being gay ur making everything lewd and shit nowadays
This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used night wings costume while Dick was injuried. The skip starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK
Follow up news: Police tried to arrest the "bat-brick" but reportidly no handcuffs fit his fridge sized wrists and he simply broke chains like paper mache.
@@TogathecatI mean it's basically just what corvus corax is doing to lorgar at this point. Poor lorgar hiding out, his legion trying to get him to convince him to come out. telling him it's safe, corax isn't out there. And just when Lorgar is starting to feel a bit safe Corax leans in and whispers in his ear "they're right, im not out there"
@Togathecat I mean, Curze is basically Batman if he decided the best deterrent for crime was to have Joker's still-screaming face stitched onto his armour. Bro wasn't a crime fighter, he was a crime killer.
Gonna be honnest I think absolute is the real miller batman before dark knight returns. I can definetly see an old man get thos traps if he was swole in his youth.
Love the reference. In my opinion Dark Knight Returns is probably the best Batman movie ever. (I kinda bunch Part 1 and 2 together when I say this, just makes it easier)
Uhm Ackshually 🤓, Absolute Alfred describe him at "fighting unlike his look" that he is "fast, stable, and with sheer focus". Alfred also noticed that his fighting style is a mix of MMA, BJJ, and Muay Thai but still compare to OG Batman he is brutal
Jonkler looks like he moonlights as a substitute community college math instructor. EDIT: Well okay! Never thought a simple comment would generate so many likes! ❤️
@@SaladSneky i agree absolute is a big boy, he’s still shorter than a space marine though. primaris space marines (if i remember correctly) on average are 8 foot tall at minimum, and a firstborn space marine is at least 7 foot at minimum
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@@mitasova9064and a Custodus is 9 feet, and a Primarch 10...
@@theShcrunkly As far as I'm aware Absolute Batman is an alternate universe version of Bruce Wayne where he didn't grow up a rich kid. As a result, he had to bulk up 10x more so he can make up for less high-tech gadgets and expensive training.
It's funny how Darkseid decided to make Batman poor, but also decided to make him a 7 foot tall brick house swinging an axe around. It would be funny to see this guy go up against Darkseid just throwing hands.
Normal batman isn't a brick shithouse because he learnt a billion fifferent skills and types of martial rts that he must practice and spends a lot of the time on his bat computor doing research. The working class batman of the absolute universe does not have the resources normal batman has so he puts a lot more focus on improving what he does have, all this focus on more specific things makes him lose the flexability and the jack-of-all trades nature of regular batmanbut he can spend all of his spare time working out, I wouldn't be suprised if there is a plot twist where he is taking drugs to increase hid muscle and weight because it is an effective way to get stronger when you don't have the resources regular batman does
Common Criminal: (Walks into Room) Anybody Here Absolute Batman: (Axe Drawn Over Bleeding and Crying Criminal) ...(Glares At You) Common Criminal: .... (Closes Door ) Common Criminal 2: (Bumps into Criminal) You See Somethin' Common Criminal: ...Nope (Walks Away)
That universe's version of Alfred did say he (Batman) was intensely training and studying for that specific moment (as in to intercept the Party Animals right before they assassinated any important figures)
@@a_mEmE They can just run away. He'd be able to follow them like one block before he collapsed. Also, is that costume bulletproof? Because he can't duck, and nobody could possibly miss him.
@@christopherlyons5900he is pretty agile despite his size. And yes the suit is bulletproof, he just covers himself with the things on his arms and the bullets reflect out of it
The best lines: "You're not Batman you're Bat BRICK" "You look like you _ate_ Bane" "You've been hitting the F'ing Venom" "You're the size of six refrigerators!" " _Is that an axe!?_ "
The logo is an axe's head. The ears are combat knives. The batmobile is an armored bulldozer the size of a house. This is the best and funniest Batman ever.
This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used nightwing costume while Dick was injuried. The skit starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink (he calls him that) before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK
Lady shiva: incredible physique. Scarecrow: bat- what in god's name!? Penguin: ...oh my god. Talia: be my husband? Bane: finally, a worthy opponent. Deathstroke: what the?
Friendly reminder, he's somehow a more stable Batman, not only because he works a 9 to 5 job as an engineer while doubling as the entire construction equipment, but also because his mom still alive, only his dad died.
Joker was so shocked that he gained his sanity back
That's such a good way to put it he was just losing his shit and then shocked into sanity because he hadn't done anything, and "omg, I don't wanna fight that that... thing!"
jonkler*
"Is that an axe?!" @@DB-Fighter-Carson
Real irs moment
His beloved battle of wits has become a battle of pecs, and boy has he lost.
"I am Vegence,"
"I am the Night,"
"I am the F***ing Brick Wall"
Now I'm just imagining batman with the voice of the dozer from payday 2 "Your up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!"
Absolute Amanda Waller: "You did NOT just say that."
@@BigJubblelol I was gonna say that
*Payday bulldozers be like*
Bro I was just about to say that too man.
Batman: "I've been hitting the gym."
bro you ain't hitting the gym, you're assaulting it.
FOR GOTHAM
Love jokers responce
He ain’t hitting it he beating it😂
The gym will soon be issuing it's restraining order.
@ AB will soon be assaulting the restraining order
"THE VENOM IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN HITTING"
bro sounds both terrified and excited and ngl i'd be too
Lewd??
@belthesheep3550 dude when u see someone gain like that the only thing coming to mind is damn improvements its not like u can't appreciate another mans good change without it being gay ur making everything lewd and shit nowadays
When the ops show up and they've CLEARLY been training for what you SAID you could do, and you were absolutely full of shit.
@@Kefireqs Whatever you say man, shouldn't have written something that sounded so gay
@@belthesheep3550 yo ass is gay for making it sound gay excitement can be a feeling of congratulation even if its your enemy
''I wonder who the Batman is'' *sees 9ft tall utter unit of a guy benchpressing two cars* ''Cant be that guy''
It's just the superman meme. He's not coming after us while he is pretending to be normal.
Absolute barman Batman is just 6 feet 6 inches tall
The suit makes him 7 feet
"Stop me? I haven't even done anything ye-"
The two corpses on the pole: 💀
Nah they were already there when he got here
Jonkler's so far gone that that doesn't even register as a crime, it's just Tuesday.
@@baileyp7927I mean its gotham so its probably a normal Tuesday in some parts of the city
I think that was just batman laying a trap, notice they're being overlayed with a rope around a pole?
@BalenVanHalen001 what are you waffling about?
And remember folks, this Batman is only 24
Bat brick
He’s really putting anime mcs to shame with his build
@@AolanimateBrickman
Absolute Batman built like a Part 1-3 JoJo character.
He's only 24, supposedly supposed to weigh 250 pounds, and is a regular joe who works construction and hits the gym
Batbrick: “I’ve been hitting the gym.”
Jonkler: “That explains how it collapsed yesterday…”
😂😂😂😂
"I've been hitting the gym."
"WHAT PART THE FUCKING WALL?!"
Nah he just benches the gym 😂
"I've been lifting weights"
"MOTHERFUCKER YOU LOOK LIKE THE WEIGHTS LIFT YOU!"
Breaking News Gotham Gym Rebuilt again for the 26TH TIME
This Batman look's like he would break Bane's back.
With just a finger
An absolute Batman they’re actually friends
he'd break bane's entire leg with his back
The secret identity of this Batman is Sam sulek😂
No this Batman looks like he'd EAT Bane
"I havent even done anything"
*The two bodies he was standing infront of at the start*
For Joker, that's just getting his appetite up for breakfast.
I would imagine he just found two dead bodies and started laughing for no reason
I don't think they're bodies yet
This Batman uses the "not killing" as a threat.
Yeah, he's not gonna kill you, he's gonna make you wish he just killed you
That’s the scariest part. Batman truly is more terrifying than any villain.
@@epgamer1145 The Gotham Butcher
@@TurkleDude Nah thats gonna be Alfred
yea, he chops entire limbs off if needed, probably not even if needed
0:17
"You're not Batman, you're Bat *B R I C K ."*
Why the fuck is the B R I C K so dam funny
I smell a lampleg reference
fun fact: there is a public domain villain named: brick bat, a man with a bat msask that trows
@@cherriesberrys1491 That Brick sounds so muscular.
This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used night wings costume while Dick was injuried.
The skip starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK
Breaking News:
Gotham's crime rate drops to zero after criminals shit their pants collectively after 'bat-brick' sightings.
Follow up news:
Police tried to arrest the "bat-brick" but reportidly no handcuffs fit his fridge sized wrists and he simply broke chains like paper mache.
More breaking news!: Bane's lost all of his venom.
Following news: Joker gave up on crime and went to work on a 24/7 job
This just In! Criminals shit bricks after seeing bat brick!
NEXT ON THE NEWS: Reporters was reported that they've shitted bricks in their pants too.
Joker was so flabbergasted that he nearly went sane for a minute
Batman: "I've been hit'n the gym"
Jonkler: "You probobly killed it in one swing!!!"
BatBrick: *exists*
Criminals: “Woah, no way 🙅♂️, no thank you 🙏 😅. FUCK THAT 😊. I’m going home 🏠
*And after Batman's first night, crime drop very low at a fast accelerated rate.*
don't mind me imma grab my stuff and leave fuck this shit I'm out
"It's too late for that, JUSTICE FOR GOTHAM 👊💥"
"Something wrong?"
"...Nnnnnope."
Absolute Batman comes to Gotham.
*Crime Rate Goes down exponentially*
“Your quad”
points at calf
that’s because absolute batman is so jacked that he doesn’t have calves, just a second set of quads.
No, you're confused. That's his quad. He's build different.
Nah his quads and calf’s are so thick they’ve joined into one muscle
@@JackedandStacked his point still stands
@@MrGrandM ?
0:40 don't think we didn't notice the flip off
Soon as this popped up I checked his hands😂
He said 6😂
eye on the other hand
Jonkler for a good reason 😂
Lol
0:10 don’t worry it’s me Batman was funny
It’s “don’t you recognise me joker? It’s me, Batman”
No! No You're not. You're not batman your Bat *B R I C K*
@@ThisProtogenSamJoker: WHAT IN GOD’S NAME HAPPENED TO YOU!?
He didn't say "stop", he said "STOMP".
Joker is about to become a pancake.
Astartes Batman is fuckin terrifying.
YOU'RE LIKE SIX REFRIGERATORS! YOUR QUAD IS THE SIZE OF MY TORSO!
Astarte Arbitee, sent to police the eye of terror for **crime.**
FOR THE EMPORAH!!!
Night Lord Batman sounds terrifying
@@TogathecatI mean it's basically just what corvus corax is doing to lorgar at this point.
Poor lorgar hiding out, his legion trying to get him to convince him to come out. telling him it's safe, corax isn't out there. And just when Lorgar is starting to feel a bit safe Corax leans in and whispers in his ear "they're right, im not out there"
@Togathecat
I mean, Curze is basically Batman if he decided the best deterrent for crime was to have Joker's still-screaming face stitched onto his armour. Bro wasn't a crime fighter, he was a crime killer.
"dhonchulecognishmejoker? ishmeee... bathman..."
"NO, YOU'RE NOT! You're no Batman, you're BatBRICK!"
Bat Bale be like
I can't function
That reference in the video is chef's kiss
BatHog, or maybe thats a FatMan
"What in god's name happened to you?! You look like you *ate bane"*
“Stop me I haven’t even done any- IS THAT AN AXE!? “
At this moment Jonkler or Joker knew, he f***ed up.
"No, but it is an *axe* Jonkler, the Bataxe, and I'm gonna stop you with it. Because I AM..."
@@2moke2creenslips up “Bruce Wayne”
A BAT-tle Axe... do you get it Jonkler?
"I thought it was a very swole bat..."
The "Absolute" in this run stands for *Absolute Unit*
the way he says "Holy shit" with the drawn out emphasis on the "SHIT" is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
"You look like you ATE BANE" got me! 🤣
Fuckin same. 😂😂😂
Bane? Looks like he ate Solomon Grundy.
Same LMAO
Same lol
BRUH That "holy shit" was REAL😂😂😂
Absolute Batman: U don’t get it son, this isn’t a mud hole. It’s a buffet table… AND IM BOLKING. *screams while being eaten*
Absolute DeviantArt
@@notimportant3033 That was not my INTENTIONS!
Gonna be honnest
I think absolute is the real miller batman before dark knight returns.
I can definetly see an old man get thos traps if he was swole in his youth.
@@elcalabozodelandroide2 We see his origin in the first issue of TDKR, it’s just the classic comic origin. So unfortunately no, your idea was cool tho
Love the reference. In my opinion Dark Knight Returns is probably the best Batman movie ever. (I kinda bunch Part 1 and 2 together when I say this, just makes it easier)
fun fact, absolute batman is a civil engineer and his batmobile is a FUCKING MINING TRUCK
Also, he is not rich
Also, he is Bruce Wayne
Also, he is batman
Also, he is bat brick
Also, he ate Bane
Joker is talking some tough shit for somebody in back-breaking range.
Absolute Batman looks like he's the whole military department 😭😭😭
Does anyone need an army if you have THIS on your damn side?! Screw the Hulk - let the Batbrick make the aliens shit out a brick!
No he looked like he is the gotham city himself
OG Batman: "I'll show you 4,000 year old Chinese martial arts!"
Absolute Batman: "What is technique against ABSOLUTE STRENGTH?!"
Is this a Baki reference?
@@indonesiaball8277 And a kengan reference.
Uhm Ackshually 🤓, Absolute Alfred describe him at "fighting unlike his look" that he is "fast, stable, and with sheer focus". Alfred also noticed that his fighting style is a mix of MMA, BJJ, and Muay Thai but still compare to OG Batman he is brutal
@@driddick7361 And you you hakusho reference
@ Really, which part and which character said that?
Jonkler looks like he moonlights as a substitute community college math instructor.
EDIT: Well okay! Never thought a simple comment would generate so many likes! ❤️
Lmao
To be fair, i almost became the Joker when I first got into 7th grade math.
Why the fuck are we bringing the alphabet into NUMBERS?
@@LaffyTaffy04you are still in 7th grade lmao
@@TheRealSoftRmf he said when he first got into 7th grade
and the account is 18 years old
that math aint mathin
I mean, given what he can do without Batman, he will probably be a very well rated one.
I love how absolute Batman is built like an ultra marine
absolute batman is probably just a space marine in disguise without the additional organs (and he’s shorter than one unfortunately)
@@mitasova9064 have you see his height compared to absolute wonder woman? have you seen her height compared to a normal human? that boy is big
Bro's built like he ate broly
@@SaladSneky
i agree absolute is a big boy, he’s still shorter than a space marine though. primaris space marines (if i remember correctly) on average are 8 foot tall at minimum, and a firstborn space marine is at least 7 foot at minimum
@@mitasova9064and a Custodus is 9 feet, and a Primarch 10...
“You look like you ate bane!” Is an amazing statement 😂
The one who always jokes around vs the one who doesn't fuck around
the best part is just how fucking PERPLEXED joker is at how absolutely batmungus he is
Batmungus has now been added to my personal dictionary alongside Batbrick. Thank you very much.
@@thefarlander2050 no its ABSOLUTELY batmungus,
because hes absolute batman
@@The_Garf Oof of course. How could I be so ABSOLUTELY foolish!
Why is Man so big? Is there a lore reason, or is Jingleberry petite?
@@theShcrunkly As far as I'm aware Absolute Batman is an alternate universe version of Bruce Wayne where he didn't grow up a rich kid. As a result, he had to bulk up 10x more so he can make up for less high-tech gadgets and expensive training.
Absolute Batman looks like he was a part of the fucking Spartan Program and was a whole ass Mark 2 Spartan
Holy shit! He does!!!!
He's the size of Jorge
Nah, too bulky. More like an Astartes.
@@2moke2creen Nah, Astartes have way more muscle and are bigger.
@terminotter4235 No, I meant Batbane is too bulky to be a Spartan.
Therefore, he's more [Primaris] Astartes size, my bad 😅
It's funny how Darkseid decided to make Batman poor, but also decided to make him a 7 foot tall brick house swinging an axe around. It would be funny to see this guy go up against Darkseid just throwing hands.
I imagine creating a universe is not an exact science.
Darkside respects batman
Normal batman isn't a brick shithouse because he learnt a billion fifferent skills and types of martial rts that he must practice and spends a lot of the time on his bat computor doing research.
The working class batman of the absolute universe does not have the resources normal batman has so he puts a lot more focus on improving what he does have, all this focus on more specific things makes him lose the flexability and the jack-of-all trades nature of regular batmanbut he can spend all of his spare time working out, I wouldn't be suprised if there is a plot twist where he is taking drugs to increase hid muscle and weight because it is an effective way to get stronger when you don't have the resources regular batman does
@@JubulusPrime a safer version of Venom?
Absolute Batman with a personal Hell Bat Suit is basically Darkseid's worst nightmare
Common Criminal: (Walks into Room) Anybody Here
Absolute Batman: (Axe Drawn Over Bleeding and Crying Criminal) ...(Glares At You)
Common Criminal: .... (Closes Door )
Common Criminal 2: (Bumps into Criminal) You See Somethin'
Common Criminal: ...Nope (Walks Away)
Just need to see a gotham where "Everyones" hitting the venom and just batman comic of EVERYONE absurdly buff
It’s called baki
The most unrealistic thing about this Batman is that there there’s any crime in Gotham with this Batman
That universe's version of Alfred did say he (Batman) was intensely training and studying for that specific moment (as in to intercept the Party Animals right before they assassinated any important figures)
Not for long
You just can't cure stupidity man... Those poor criminals would become a bunch of pretzels
@@a_mEmE They can just run away. He'd be able to follow them like one block before he collapsed.
Also, is that costume bulletproof? Because he can't duck, and nobody could possibly miss him.
@@christopherlyons5900he is pretty agile despite his size. And yes the suit is bulletproof, he just covers himself with the things on his arms and the bullets reflect out of it
Batman after seeing Catwoman hitting the gym with Venom.
The thing that powers bane is called venom@@okaywegood
@@okaywegoodYou know, that original name of Shazam was Capitan Marvel?
@@vvvkirill9604Not right now
@@okaywegoodbane uses a substance called venom which boosts all stats on a person to thin and boney to tall a bricked up
@@vvvkirill9604 tf does that have to do with anything?
"You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall!"
- Batbrick, probably
He would also leap through the wall, just like dozer
more like the BATDOZER
@ nah that’s his vehicle in issue 3
The delivery on "Brick" is KILLING me
This whole video had me laughing and gasping for air like joker's last scene in arkham city.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Jokers reaction to the axe was pretty much everyone's exact reaction
He realized this Batman doesn’t play any games
This Batman still won't kill you, but he will make it very, *very* difficult for you to reproduce ever again.
This Batman won't kill you, but he will remove your reproductive organs.
The *hard* way, no pun intended.
and this batman DOESN'T kill.
@@Mal-sg6zc ah but he does kill.... People's wallets with the amount of hospital Bills he gives them
i love how batman just fucking materializes in the start of the video with a presence so potent it causes humming.
Omg i didn't even realize he just appears from the phantom zone because that's probably where this version of batman takes criminals to
Something in da way yeah hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He sounds like he's struggeling to breath.
500 g of protein hit different
He needs a new mask like Bane 😆
His tits are so big that they are squishing the lungs.
He’s 24 years old. I think we can put two and two together
you'd think that laughing everytime someone is near wouldn't ruin your breathing 🧐
Anyone notice that when Jonkler said that Absolute Batman is the size of six refrigerators he flips him off with the six finger
Funny thing is that this Batman still doesn't kill, so yeah you get the idea
@@monkofkrayak6235 nah thats nasty
He won’t kill you but he will definitely maim you
He doesn't kill but he'll chop something off you
@@Aolanimate or burn off your toes with Hydrochloric acid 😳☠️
@@josephdent6825 yeah, I bet the joker won't be walking for weeks after being stretched out like that.
The Batman who bulks
Or The Batman who lifts.
Or The Batbrick who builds.
Or Bulkman.
The Batman who Reps
"I havent even done anything yet!"
The two bodies tied to the lightpole:
"Those guys were already on there when I got here."
I mean, it’s Gotham. Knowing its track record, old boy joker might not be to blame.
the rubicon surgery was a success mr wayne
"I've been hitting the gym" dude the gym is filing for a restraining order
Joker: You look like you ate Bane!
Bane (muffled inside Batbrick): It's really dark in here... I guess darkness is your ally.
Vore
That made me think of that one time the vanoss crew played BO2 zombies and Terroriser said "It's pretty dark down here"
Better then what I'm into@Buzz.co2
Reminds me of buff super vegito against buuhan
love the reference from the movie. lol
Batman: The Brawn and The Swole
😂😂😂😂
Love that show.
Coming to Hulu plus
They call him Absolute Batman because he's an Absolute Unit.
Ever since I ran across this in my recommended, I can't stop watching it. It's refreshing and entertaining for me, and I can't get ever get enough.
"Crime doesn't take rest days and neither do I." -Brick Man
When I heard “I’m stop you joker” I thought he said “I’m going to stomp you joker”
I mean....
Nobody is going to pretend like he couldn´t.
Different words, yet the same intent.
"Yes."
He probably did say that
"you look like you ate bane" Is the most hilarious but at the same time accurate description of Absolute Batman's appereance.😂🤣
“How are you gonna stop me I didn’t do any- Is that an axe?” -Jonklers famous last words
"YOU'RE NOT BATMAN, YOU'RE BATGREATWALLOFCHINA"
Batman didn't say he was going to stop joker, he actually said stab.
more like stomp
@DanielSooSchway oh boy, that would hurt more than the axe.
“Fck this I’m going home.”
“The only home you’re going to is a BRICK SHITHOUSE”
When he says he’s been “hitting the gym” he means it literally.
Nah he'd never harm his friend's killer crocs gym
He meant the part about hitting the walls and why it collapsed yesterday
Well, he does work in construction!
He wasn't hitting the gym, he tortured it.
I think all the Bane would sh@t bricks seeing this Batman
Absolute Bane is gonna dwarf this Batman confirmed by Scott
@@josephdent6825which is fugin scary! Like holy shite why tf is batman so juiced up! (No roids)
@@josephdent6825bane's gonna be the fricking 17th colossus
@@josephdent6825So Absolute Bane is going to be 5x times bigger than your usual juiced up Bane who's already almost 7 ft tall? Wow.
This is the stature the bat bot was suppose to accomplish to fight bane.
The best lines:
"You're not Batman you're Bat BRICK"
"You look like you _ate_ Bane"
"You've been hitting the F'ing Venom"
"You're the size of six refrigerators!"
" _Is that an axe!?_ "
"Your quad is the size of my whole torso!"
"Did you eat bane!?"
I'm not sure why, but this really has be laughing so hard im tearing up. The voice acting for Joker is so well done.
We need more of Batman’s rogues or allies reacting to Absolute Batman
Well a good chunk of his villans are his friends still
@ I know that I mean like terms of like various continuities and such
Please
"Riddle me this, Batman: What's white and-holy hell! What the fuck happened to you?! Is this that Titan shit again or are you a Space Marine now?!"
😂
OMFG, imagine Cat-Woman's reaction! 🤣
He's no longer vengeance...he's fuckin death
No no he still doesn't kill
@@Timelord-fv3vvbut instead of making people crippled, he's making them permanently disabled
It honestly would be a better rate for his villains if he does kill
@@Timelord-fv3vv Not physical death, but criminals seeing it will 'die inside' or at least have part of them die after meeting that.
The Batman who LIFTS bro
Bro imagine Nightwing,
Cassandra,
Red hood,
Hell even Damien and tim
@@jeremiahwilliams4016Damien Wayne would be baki hanma.
@@parkerwebb3470 oh sweet jesus
@jeremiahwilliams4016 and fun fact the joker in origins was voiced by troy Baker, the same dude who voiced baki hanma in the recent anime series.
@parkerwebb3470 that's a w right there
"You've been hitting the fucking VENOM!"
That line got me
Image being a criminal and see this batman standing right behind you! Lol
Considering what the real Batman does to criminals, BatBrick using an axe on you is mercy
Oh no, this batman still doesn't kill, he's just going to pummel AND chop off an arm
@brodyratliff7441”there’s a hospital on east…or maybe it’s south…can’t really remember right now…but you better hurry.”
The logo is an axe's head. The ears are combat knives. The batmobile is an armored bulldozer the size of a house.
This is the best and funniest Batman ever.
bro unironically has the bat-killdozer
A coal earth mover, wheels the size of an SUV
The name of that vehicle (no Batification) is Hauling Truck.
Dump Truck or Haul truck, actually.
This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used nightwing costume while Dick was injuried.
The skit starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink (he calls him that) before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK
The creator was lampleg
Yeah the lamp leg reference was funny
I love the concept of Joker being the only sane person in the situation.
Love how Jonkler rolls away when batman threatens to stop him
Now I want to see how Prime Batman's enemies would react to Absolute Batman fr.
Lady shiva: incredible physique.
Scarecrow: bat- what in god's name!?
Penguin: ...oh my god.
Talia: be my husband?
Bane: finally, a worthy opponent.
Deathstroke: what the?
@@jeremiahwilliams4016 Bane would definitely be excited about fighting an even stronger Batman.
@@steve94183 bro's gonna have Goku's levels of excitement
@@jeremiahwilliams4016 God, I hope they make that fight happen in canon. Apparently, they are supposed to cross over at some point in the future.
@@steve94183 Bane: you know how long i've been waiting for this? hoo i'm boutta make a name for myself here
"batman doesn't kill he can't use bladed weapons"
last time i heard you don't need arms to live, but they're highly useful for commiting crimes
That’s actually the thinking behind the character I believe😅
0:36 bro bulk-man was RIGHT there!
The real scary part is that Batman probably isn't on the Venom, he's probably just built that way.
And the axe is the “gentle weapon” he uses, be afraid if he starts using the cape
Fun fact! Absolute batman is 6'8. Without his suit. Y'know, casually able to snap people in two with his own hands.
Bruh he's a whole ass Space Marine holy fuck-
Primaris batman
he is smaller than one tho.
he be the short man dave
@@undercovertakodachi4301 Nah fam that's a 'startes. Just not Alpha Legion
@@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart oh surely not
He would be either a raven guard, or a loyal, Night Lord
0:47 "Haven't done anything?" There were two guys tied up and bloody in the opening shot, you're getting that beating.
_"You're not batman, you're batBRICK"_ I'm crying.
Moral of the story: You don't mess with an axe that has BATMAN as a weapon
He's built like the average anime midddle schooler.
He’s got that Jotaro Kujo build
Thats not batman, thats the batwall. and _you're up against the goddamn wall_
Amanda Waller must be sweating hard fr
All it took was a difficulty tweak
@@channe3049 Turns out his is in fact bigger.
WE GOT A DOZER
@@spy948Nah, this Batman's waaay beyond a fcking ZEAL Dozer
This is probably the one version of Batman where not killing you is worse than killing you.
I love how his voice is literally just Pete Holmes Batman
I clicked the thumbnail, and I fortunately did not regret it.
"Your quad... is the size of my whole torso!" 😂
*Touch the calf* 😂
"I'm gonna stop you joker."
@@bronzeloiscapili5540 "stop me i havent even done anythi- is that an axe?"
Friendly reminder, he's somehow a more stable Batman, not only because he works a 9 to 5 job as an engineer while doubling as the entire construction equipment, but also because his mom still alive, only his dad died.
I just wanna know how he would treat me in bed 😋
I mean Bruce has a job
And Alfred...well had Alfred
Thanks again Tom king 🙁
Absolute Bane must be terrifying...
He'll be the size of a Primarch.
Scott did confirm that Bane will be bigger than Batman
@@LamiaLoverwhich one?😅
primarchs height goes from 9feet to 15 feet.
@@undercovertakodachi4301 vulkan
@@LamiaLover fits bane well, He is a Muscle Wall
“What in gods name happened to you?? You look like you ate Bane!”
That is a hilarious but accurate statement
"I haven't even done anything!!"
*Bloodied tied up bodies behind him.*
I doubt that.
Absolute Batman: I've been hitting the gym.
Jonkler: You've been hitting the fucking venom. That's what you've been hitting.