"I Got A Job Cleaning Up Roadk*ll. Today I Found Something That Wasn't Dead" | Creepypasta

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  • @kalystagutierrez1607
    @kalystagutierrez1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "I pick up roadkill for a living, but this thing wasn't dead"
    I mean, just start up the truck and he has the answer to his problem right there 🚚🦌⚰️👼

    • @bnuuy3490
      @bnuuy3490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The emojis sent me hollering 😭

    • @jesket6783
      @jesket6783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHYYYY?? LOL 😂

  • @faultyinterface
    @faultyinterface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm not sure why, but the deer screaming noises made me laugh even though they were indeed scary.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol I"m gonna be honest I kind of laughed when I added those too hah

    • @garretttomlinson6921
      @garretttomlinson6921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sound of a sexually frustrated deer….

  • @nevasoba5953
    @nevasoba5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is actually very true. I am a convicted Felon . It is almost a given as soon as an employer sees that u have served time , they wo t hire u unless there is no one else . Some places will give u a shot but u have to stand out in a good way .

    • @Juliemdster
      @Juliemdster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's even worse; all those employers who say "we hire felons, or people who have been convicted of anything, they are damn liars. You fill out an application for them, and the second you click the box online about felonies or charges, another box takes over the screen saying they don't have an opening for you at this moment. They just say they hire them to get around the law.

    • @MrNote-lz7lh
      @MrNote-lz7lh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess they don't want someone who would steal from the company or act on the impulse to kill their boss.

    • @t.t.8459
      @t.t.8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a hiring manager years ago the only people we passed on were those with sex crimes and theft, but it was a fast food restaurant so not the best job out there

    • @EdwardXbot3
      @EdwardXbot3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always stand out with those converse meme shoes on during my interview.Especially if it’s a lady interviewer.Yep…Every Time,Every Damn Time.Good luck in the future either way brother,everyone deserves a fighting second chance.

    • @stacylaforge6766
      @stacylaforge6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you have a trade and you know what you are doing that is not true....get a trade, work your ass off...and don't walk around w a chip on your shoulder.... nobody cares.... don't be a thief...be trust worthy...and responsible.....they could care less if you did time ..

  • @krisaaron5771
    @krisaaron5771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A friend who did two tours in Vietnam told me about finding people who were dead but still... moving. It's part of war; before enlisting, potential soldiers need to know things like that.

  • @tracioday3778
    @tracioday3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Yay!!! I got so excited when I saw this drop. Perfect timing to help me unwind after a long 10 hour shift. Hell, it's perfect timing everytime you upload!!

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanks for all the support Traci!

    • @salpy_fish
      @salpy_fish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10 hr shift?!?! Props 2 u girl

  • @starsvoltage8846
    @starsvoltage8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I’m massively in love with your narration technique. You bring me right into the world of the story. I tell everyone I know about your channel. Thank you

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hey thanks Stars! 👊

    • @starsvoltage8846
      @starsvoltage8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤗

    • @nevasoba5953
      @nevasoba5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lighthouse's voice or narration style definitely pulls u into the story.

  • @christianavance9124
    @christianavance9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are 1 of only a few channels with a voice that can lull me to sleep. I can't seem to fall asleep without a creepy story anymore.

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Today I got a job as a high school janitor, you wouldn't believe what I saw in the boys bathroom."

  • @blessyie643
    @blessyie643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was great! Mysterious with a little SciFi elements to liven things up! The use of flies and how the deers changed with every swarm was amazing!!!

  • @TENZEN._.
    @TENZEN._. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Stephen, check this out. There was a funky smell by my home. In the bushes there was a dead raccoon 🦝. I put thick plastic gloves 🧤 on & used a thick plastic bag to dispose of it. Thats what I thought of when i read the title. I’m listening now & you do AMAZING work! Thank you, my friend! 🔥👊😎

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I could almost see the deer 🦌. Very creepy story, loved it!

  • @ryderpoulin4875
    @ryderpoulin4875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I got TH-cam premium just to listen to your videos, your voice is awesome. Don't stop!😁

  • @carlosgarcia6393
    @carlosgarcia6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Most stories don’t get me, but man this was creepy as hell, loved it

  • @carlamitchell6350
    @carlamitchell6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love listening while I fall asleep. Nothing better than a creepy story to help you sleep.

  • @rosetanner9817
    @rosetanner9817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lighthouse! Yaaaaaay!! The entire arth sings for joy 😹😊. Thanx baby 😘

  • @horanghaeapologist
    @horanghaeapologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Did ya at least bring it to the hospital? Or help it? You never know helping an alien could make you and your family and friends exempt

    • @augustuslunasol10thapostle
      @augustuslunasol10thapostle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bring it to a hospital….. are you fuckin serious thats like bringing an injured fish to a hospital what the heck can people do with that

    • @Newguyatwork
      @Newguyatwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle Bring to the vet I guess

    • @augustuslunasol10thapostle
      @augustuslunasol10thapostle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Newguyatwork the vast majority of vets don't operate nor are trained to deal with fish

    • @Newguyatwork
      @Newguyatwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle The duhhh go to bikini bottom!

  • @valeriejohnson5283
    @valeriejohnson5283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really, really want more stories about the Voodoo shop! I absolutely loved those .💝

  • @tauniafemrite2963
    @tauniafemrite2963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very scary! And ick.
    Good job creeping he out!

  • @esprix4817
    @esprix4817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You in my top 3 favorite horror narrators. Love how often you upload

  • @yllim3170
    @yllim3170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Part 345 of thanking the lighthouse horror for their constant uploads
    Aaannnd im early + on time for bed

  • @sharonpaterson1281
    @sharonpaterson1281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I used to work cleaning crime scenes and houses where people had been dead for months etc all that kinda lovely stuff and you do have some weird experiences in those places I think the awful smell and the sheer absolute horror of it all messed with your head glad when I left that job miss the extremely good money though

  • @israelsenen8967
    @israelsenen8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Been waiting for your upload for days and the video is amazing! Keep up the good work!

  • @tehwicked1
    @tehwicked1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Another phenomenal read from TH-cam's best narrator. Thanks for another entertaining read, my friend. Magnificent as always.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks for all the support Jesse! 👊

  • @s3audi2009
    @s3audi2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loooove me some LIGHTHOUSE HORROR STORIES!

  • @verawalters6673
    @verawalters6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Loved the story and the narration is excellent. Thankyou Lighthouse .

  • @ScullyPop
    @ScullyPop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Lighthouse Horror to the max.

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ay good timing insomnia an anxiety keeping me awake so a good story will hit the spot!

  • @WindyBurns
    @WindyBurns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wicked story! Excellent narration

  • @tazzahmed511
    @tazzahmed511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow!! That was short, compact story telling. And beautifully narrated. Better than seeing it in a movie form. Keep up the excellent work brother!!👍🙏

  • @sarahcoomber517
    @sarahcoomber517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really enjoy how you narrate these stories so up beat and intense rat i just have to keep listening
    and cannot wait to hear for you to read the next story

  • @dust4914
    @dust4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a big animal lover myself, however this one tickled my toes out of all creepy stories I've heard when trying to rest. Cheers.

  • @norapaquette1057
    @norapaquette1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nora really enjoys Lighthouse.💜🐾❤️

  • @richiearruda3761
    @richiearruda3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect timing bro. Just laid down

  • @lyndellrobinson3611
    @lyndellrobinson3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lighthouse never disappoints! 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @shashaniejohnson3229
    @shashaniejohnson3229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome narration,awesome voice😍

  • @Lemonfluff
    @Lemonfluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh deer, this one was creepy

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good to see you 👊. Glad you liked this one, yeah it was creepy.

  • @lisawhereisthecultjam
    @lisawhereisthecultjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This would make an excellent short horror film.

  • @joesantos2455
    @joesantos2455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay - resurrecting an ungodly 😈 - I totally GET it! But drinking and driving? C'mon, DUDE.

  • @nonablouin2606
    @nonablouin2606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right on time another new storie every 3 day's

  • @pulseless5968
    @pulseless5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great narration, looked forward to this one

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for listening Pulse!

    • @pulseless5968
      @pulseless5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LighthouseHorror always a pleasure!!

  • @MsPopeye65
    @MsPopeye65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The additional sound effects were so on point!!
    Gave me goose bumps!!
    As did your amazing narration… story… and music!!…. All that said and simply put?….
    You nailed it… and I was 😱 scared!!… job done!
    Thanks 😊 👹😊!!

  • @TheStuart-of-Cosby
    @TheStuart-of-Cosby ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been listening to your awesomeness all day. Thanks again Mr Lighthouse for another awesome narration

  • @navigatorofnone
    @navigatorofnone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One could only hope that the protagonist finds a better job that doesn't involve the supernatural.

  • @MrsCaranAmy
    @MrsCaranAmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was an interesting story. It kept you listening. Thank you. Have a marvelous day 💖 🌟

  • @Nyctonaut
    @Nyctonaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I think of roadkill cleanup I always think of that creepy ass guy from that horrible remake "House of Wax"... lol
    Thats off topic... anyways I'm stoked for this one! Thanks Lighthouse can't wait to check it out!!

    • @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551
      @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I love the remake of house of wax, I also loved the fact Paris Hilton's beautiful self was in there.

    • @Nyctonaut
      @Nyctonaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 yeah and she got a giant piece of metal through her skull! Lol I'm just being silly! It was a good death!

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for listening!

  • @vincentshadetree
    @vincentshadetree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Time to relocate to another state, probation be damned 😂
    You're story telling flair is still astonishing Stephen! 😎

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for all the kind words Vincent!

    • @vincentshadetree
      @vincentshadetree 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LighthouseHorror No no sir, thank you! When I came back to my post I realized I had spelled flair wrong 🤣

  • @Deschain-um7jz
    @Deschain-um7jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally, the Saturn SL gets immortalized in thumbnail.

  • @99thpeanut59
    @99thpeanut59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thumbnail 👌🏼

  • @arlem525
    @arlem525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?

  • @LegendofLaw
    @LegendofLaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My boy is definitely going back to jail.

  • @stacylaforge6766
    @stacylaforge6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Don't throw up in the middle, makes things much too complicated"...🤣.
    I started laughing at 4:00 am.

  • @tjbrown1979
    @tjbrown1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    let's gooo!! lighthouse is kick a** at making life good. even if it is creepy stories

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm gunna smoke 1 & chill 😎💭, thanks for keeping up the great work homie ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

  • @Acetyl53
    @Acetyl53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a pretty good one.

  • @kellsr777
    @kellsr777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "do not approach these deer"

  • @mikesemanco4484
    @mikesemanco4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I respect you as a person

  • @stephenstevens6573
    @stephenstevens6573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great story, Stephen!

  • @GR-bn3xj
    @GR-bn3xj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another great story by my favorite narrator. You could read the ingredients on my soup can and I would be intrigued

    • @MsPopeye65
      @MsPopeye65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And undoubtedly a little unnerved too!! lol 😝

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $40 for every dead deer !?!? WTH do I sign up for that !?!? I would make a mint where I live !!!!

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To anyone who's an ex con I often recommend construction, especially an electrican or plumber. They dont care about education or if your an ex con and after your apprenticeship you can make good money. I know several ex cons who never got past the 8th grade who are making $30-$50/hr.

  • @leekendall7155
    @leekendall7155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh no Clarice, you want help silencing what now? The screaming of the deer? Oh goody it must be quid pro quo time. Hahaha, you do these ones really well man. Awesome job as always. Cheers, Lee.

  • @johnbaran4428
    @johnbaran4428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So DOPE!

  • @deathdrop4544
    @deathdrop4544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sweet thank you for the algorithm

  • @chrissavidge6202
    @chrissavidge6202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a deer hunter.deer don't smell immediately nor are their flies immediately. When you drag a deer you use its legs for a doe horns for a buck.

  • @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551
    @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great story 😁

  • @ikh_mpower
    @ikh_mpower 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gonna be interesting 🔥

  • @kimmcintyre935
    @kimmcintyre935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Freaky Stephen 🖤 it ❗ 👍🌟✌️💚😎

  • @radiantshay2146
    @radiantshay2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think he was tricked into sacrificing it to some unknown god

  • @veneragrace3007
    @veneragrace3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is your throat doing, any better?
    Thank you for the story 😊😊

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Evil Deer Spirits: "how are we gonna get the human to bring it all the way out here?"
    "Just text him br0"

  • @brangit6477
    @brangit6477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha I got a lil green saturn too

  • @matthewhayes2710
    @matthewhayes2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love it as always just kinda wish you posted daily like you used to but I guess everyone needs a little time off and time to work on other projects.

  • @stacy1492
    @stacy1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoyable as always!!

  • @karenjarrett8904
    @karenjarrett8904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this 🤭

  • @thestarlitmagician
    @thestarlitmagician 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these stories

  • @robertkristinabear8874
    @robertkristinabear8874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I could listen to you on google podcasts... I've really enjoyed listening during the day.

  • @raymondmckinney1565
    @raymondmckinney1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey a new story bout time lighthouse bro thanks .

  • @FallenRingbearer
    @FallenRingbearer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn brother...that howl...nice.

  • @CwL-1984
    @CwL-1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Road kill from asphalt to skillet.

    • @MG-es2no
      @MG-es2no 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @camgoss3843
    @camgoss3843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Might not comment like I Used to. But Best Believe I'm Watching and 👍🏿 every video 💯💯 Nun but Love And Respect for you 💚

  • @walk4348
    @walk4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Early tonight Stephen my boy...but I'll take it.

  • @teddydog6229
    @teddydog6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure you were in jail for a very good reason.

  • @foo219
    @foo219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you hang up the phone, you don't get static from the line.

  • @SacrificialVoid
    @SacrificialVoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice.

  • @janedoex1398
    @janedoex1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well......that turned out not to be a good Story while going to look at newspapers with 25% off stickers and to buy cigarettes at 4: 30 am in the pitch dark, just as the noise starts, 50 feet before you see PEOPLE.... 😳
    BUT of course, excellent as usual. 100% met goals as always.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always good to see you Jane! Thank you!

  • @rocknrollgangster5554
    @rocknrollgangster5554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have nothing to say for this one 😂

  • @RedMartyr
    @RedMartyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Silence of the deers lol

  • @bluedolfine28
    @bluedolfine28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH DEAR!!!!

    • @MsPopeye65
      @MsPopeye65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha ha lol 😂

  • @marksullivan6319
    @marksullivan6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "sharp and violent" haha

  • @lisar.veneziano1517
    @lisar.veneziano1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know people who really have this job. They grind up the dead bodies into a slurry, then they sell it to fertilizer companies.

  • @peachycream8674
    @peachycream8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My humor is so dry I literally read the title and said “ah yes he finally found me.”

  • @kevinfidler6287
    @kevinfidler6287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Annnd this is why I hunt Turkey vice deer.

  • @acid_tongue_4315
    @acid_tongue_4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dead animals existing in my suburban city:
    the vultures who are also there somehow: Man it hurts to be this hip B)

  • @carnitagroves7758
    @carnitagroves7758 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dead dear suck." LMAO!!!!

  • @thomasdavis9827
    @thomasdavis9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good story

  • @hobosam21
    @hobosam21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Creepy possessed cyborg deer, yeah I'd probably turn in my resignation as well

  • @salpy_fish
    @salpy_fish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked this story a lot, creepypastas have rely boring& unlikeable protagonists sometimes but the main character n this 1 had personality& a bit of an interesting backstory

  • @jayc4890
    @jayc4890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I'm from Wisconsin and I gotta ask why the hell yall afraid of deer tons of these about them to the point where it's like ppl seem to be actually afraid

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, right now its very popular to make deer scary, so thats why you see so many of these types of stories. The NotDeer has also become a huge trend lately, so thats fun.
      Originally however I think deer becamebthe subject of horror because of how people realized they are not just these wholesome woodland critters. Deer have a lot of behaviour that can be seen as ”scary” or ”abnormal” among uneducated people.
      Like how they eat meat if given the chanse, can stand and ”walk” on their hindlegs, their weird sounds, and of course CWD making them look insane and zombie-like.

  • @justin8190
    @justin8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay

  • @ikcytom
    @ikcytom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It sounds frightening to say that birds are screaming instead of singing lol
    Weird to think about