To be fair, it is more or less hinted at that he got brutally sued for malicious slander after leaving the newspaper. (He mentions that he can't afford to be sued again or something along those lines)
@@Nano-pf4zf he's cheap and nearly broke. In Miles Morales, he 'graciously' donates something like 15% of the proceeds from his liecast, and half of Jared's total salary. He then cuts off his guest because he can't afford to be sued anymore. Plain and simple, he's leaking what little money he has like a sieve because he keeps badmouthing the wrong people. Pretty sure a good chunk of his revenue comes from the criminals the Spider-men capture.
Well, geez, your intern just wanted to help, James Jonah Jackass. Honestly, can someone just have Sir Spiderman Slander arrested already? I'd certainly like nothing more but to see JJJ locked up in prison rather than spitting slander toward our friendly neighborhood web-slinger.
@@NeosparkJ80 a man in a policeman's uniform pulls over Jomeson's car. Brushead Prime gets his license out and hands it over, then sees the spider-man costume under the uniform and sunglasses. Jameson: what?! Who are you?! The cop, in a gruff voice: Spider-cop. *shows JJJ his badge* Jameson: *dies from a heart attack*
@@quranbooker6655 Honestly, I'd like nothing more but to see JJJ get arrested for not only all his slander and trying to make Spiderman look bad, but for also just being an overall shitty and terrible employer as a whole.
@@mafrahman2035is your Conservative party trying to privatize the National Health Service? I dread for the UK to become like the US with healthcare, and I think you chaps feel the same.
News just in, explosion rocks new york as resident J Jonah Jameson discovers the existence of a "spider group". Eye witness on the scene states his last words before detonation were "THERE ARE MULTIPLE FUCKING SLINGING MENANCES IN MY CITY NOW? THIS IS AN ABOMINATION, AN AFRONT TO GOD AND AMERICA"
@@SpectrumSwordtailscorrect me if im wrong but I think JJ is usually correct on the city and the criminal effects on it, but when it comes to spiderman he tries to take the story and bend it into the biggest shit post possible. Like I remember 1 mission I destoryed an evil cult for a good reason and his report was spiderman was being an evil asshole bullying a peaceful organization.
I think aside from Jared taking something from JJ's Wallet, I think the real reason why he doesn't want people going through it. Is because there is a photo of Spider Man in there and JJ doesn't want to be found out as a fan.
@@furioussherman7265This game takes place in America. You can play games created in your country for jokes that you can relate to. But this was made for us.
@@Killer-wi1mr After literally 1 google search because I don't really feel like researching this too much right now(Copy-pasted from the top result): If the total loaded miles are 1 to 5 miles, the trip pays $75.00. If the total loaded miles are 6 to 10 miles than trip pays $150.00. For trips 11 miles and over please add $150.00 plus $2.50 for each mile 11 and over.
@@Spider-Man2094 Until he’s actually in trouble. At that point he’ll humble himself and become a Spider-Man fan until whatever crisis is over. After that he’ll start bashing him again.
With how he goes on and on, you'd think he was always having a heart attack. Or was just a few moments away from a coronary. Or a burst blood vessel in his brain/heart. Or something related to hypertension.
My own father did something like this. He was feeling so sick that he couldn't stand up out of his computer chair. He refused to have us call an ambulance and insisted that we call my brother so he could come over and help him get into the car. My mother ended up driving him.
Yeah but unfortunately he is more than just being a parody of what jk simmons did with the character I don't exactly know why some adaptation refuse to how more of his humanity we see in the 90s and comics huh?!
@@secoTheSonicFan oh no. I’m American. Thankfully I’m lucky to have mass health but for many people they cant afford even that. And they charge like $2,000 dollars for an ambulance.
@@AdamRee-lx8uh Cause he's always an A** Hole jerk to Spider-Man & mostly sometimes to every Heroes he deserves actual punishment of his own especially knowing about the Multi-verse of other Spider Heroes & being in a Huge fit of RAGE much like in this so much stress will give J.K.'s Jameson character a Heart Attack
@@wjzav1971 That's from the early comics, pretty sure the current interpretation is Spider-Man not showing his identity = Spider-Man cannot be trusted.
@@wjzav1971yes but that is no excuse to bent out his anger to spider man who did him no wrong even his wife in the afterlife would hate him for this for not being better
@@edrianraneses5864 Really? I swear his reason for not being able to trust him is the fact that he hides his identity and thus "flees from" the consequences of his actions, unlike heroes like Iron Man and Captain America where their identities are known.
Imagine a portal opening in JJJ office and hundreds of Spider people coming out of that portal and every each one of the spider people say "hey Jonah!" "Wassup J!" "Looking good J!". Dude probably fainted and give up as a reporter
The fact that he doesn't call an ambulance because its so expensive just shows how terrible the american health system is lol, even in games it costs too much
@@Ale-nv2bo in many countries you have to pay for an ambulance even with universal Healthcare. In Ontario Canada for example there's a $45 ambulance fee. It doesn't compare to America where $1000 ambulance rides are a thing, but it happens.
Say what you will about JK Simmons, but I would be 100 percent ok with this guy doing a live action JJ Jameson cause DAMN (ps, his name is Darin De Paul and honestly I think he could pull the look off)
“But I’m having a hard time dealing with the idea of multiple menaces swinging through our city” He might actually die of an heart attack if he ever hears about Silk 😬
“It’s the end of the world, folks! We have not just one Spider-Man, not two. But THREE!! THREE SPIDER-MEN! AND A WHITE COSTUME WOMAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! There’s no joy in the world, knowing the number of menaces are growing! What’s next?! SPIDER-PIG?!
"Don't call Ambulance call a Cab I have a coupon" Legendary JJ Jamesom
Even a multi million dollar media tycoon can’t afford proper healthcare in this economy
This is literally just your average American.
@@jonathansotelo4877😂😂😂
“Don’t go in my wallet Jared!”
To be fair, it is more or less hinted at that he got brutally sued for malicious slander after leaving the newspaper. (He mentions that he can't afford to be sued again or something along those lines)
“Don’t call an ambulance, it’s too expensive”
American healthcare in a nutshell
Worse, he wanted a cab because he had a coupon. That implies he's so cheap he won't/can't pay for gas.
@@Michael_Breiter He's probably just cheap. It would explain why he refused to let Jared touch his wallet so he could get the coupon for Jonah.
@@Nano-pf4zf he's cheap and nearly broke. In Miles Morales, he 'graciously' donates something like 15% of the proceeds from his liecast, and half of Jared's total salary. He then cuts off his guest because he can't afford to be sued anymore.
Plain and simple, he's leaking what little money he has like a sieve because he keeps badmouthing the wrong people. Pretty sure a good chunk of his revenue comes from the criminals the Spider-men capture.
Well, geez, your intern just wanted to help, James Jonah Jackass. Honestly, can someone just have Sir Spiderman Slander arrested already? I'd certainly like nothing more but to see JJJ locked up in prison rather than spitting slander toward our friendly neighborhood web-slinger.
ikr I live in the Netherlands and I was so confused like, aren't ambulances free???
Imagine J Jonah Jameson's reaction to the Spiderverse
I am getting flashbacks of Scanners, where the guy's head exploded.
JJJ: I hope we never see anymore masked spider-people.
Spider-verse Web Warriors appear.
JJJ: (Dies)
@@NeosparkJ80 a man in a policeman's uniform pulls over Jomeson's car. Brushead Prime gets his license out and hands it over, then sees the spider-man costume under the uniform and sunglasses.
Jameson: what?! Who are you?!
The cop, in a gruff voice: Spider-cop. *shows JJJ his badge*
Jameson: *dies from a heart attack*
@@Michael_Breiter what is this? A movie?
@@Michael_Breiter I don't get that reference. Where is brushhead prime from?
I feel so bad for Jared. Poor guy gets abused by JJ worse than Spider-Man.
Yeah. Poor guy was just trying to help his employer too. JJJ had no reason to be an A-Hole to him.
Would you want someone else going through your wallet?
@@jeremygott7709 Point taken.
@@dragonman2168 I agree with you jjj is a jerk-hole
@@quranbooker6655 Honestly, I'd like nothing more but to see JJJ get arrested for not only all his slander and trying to make Spiderman look bad, but for also just being an overall shitty and terrible employer as a whole.
_"Don't call an ambulance... It's too expensive... Call a cab"_
Literally the most realisitc thing in this game.
most American thing also
In the uk it’s free no need to pay hospital bills
It’s free health insurance
@@mafrahman2035is your Conservative party trying to privatize the National Health Service? I dread for the UK to become like the US with healthcare, and I think you chaps feel the same.
Which is why I'm thankful I'm Canadian.
If two Spider-Men give JJJ a heart attack, wait ‘til he finds out about the Spider-Verse. Then he’ll have a f*cking aneurism.
He will just combust
Or maybe he'll die of shock idk
News just in, explosion rocks new york as resident J Jonah Jameson discovers the existence of a "spider group". Eye witness on the scene states his last words before detonation were "THERE ARE MULTIPLE FUCKING SLINGING MENANCES IN MY CITY NOW? THIS IS AN ABOMINATION, AN AFRONT TO GOD AND AMERICA"
Just wait till he meets his verse
nah i think he'd just drop dead at that point
Some people may hate JJ for his anti-spiderman antics, but for me he's a comedic genius
No one hates JJ
Plus, it's not like he doesn't raise some valid points sometimes.
I hate him with passion even spidey's former rival flash hates his guts for talking shit about him for no reason
Honestly I feel like he's alex jones but in a fantasy world were he's rather accurate.
@@SpectrumSwordtailscorrect me if im wrong but I think JJ is usually correct on the city and the criminal effects on it, but when it comes to spiderman he tries to take the story and bend it into the biggest shit post possible. Like I remember 1 mission I destoryed an evil cult for a good reason and his report was spiderman was being an evil asshole bullying a peaceful organization.
I think aside from Jared taking something from JJ's Wallet, I think the real reason why he doesn't want people going through it. Is because there is a photo of Spider Man in there and JJ doesn't want to be found out as a fan.
...Are you implying that he had pictures, *pictures of Spiderman*, the whole time?!
So that's why he wanted pictures of spiderman
@@TinyDeskEngineer he just wanted some pictures and probably has been asking spiderman to come by his place
Very Angry Fan
@@pozytywnawibracja17 well fans are your biggest critics
"Don't call an ambulance! THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE!"
Painfully accurate.
Only if you're American.
@@furioussherman7265 I know that's why it's accurate
@@furioussherman7265This game takes place in America. You can play games created in your country for jokes that you can relate to. But this was made for us.
How much for an calling an ambulance in the USA?
@@Killer-wi1mr After literally 1 google search because I don't really feel like researching this too much right now(Copy-pasted from the top result): If the total loaded miles are 1 to 5 miles, the trip pays $75.00. If the total loaded miles are 6 to 10 miles than trip pays $150.00. For trips 11 miles and over please add $150.00 plus $2.50 for each mile 11 and over.
Shoulda been a mini quest where u gotta go swing him to the hospital
Jonah would rather die than be saved by Spider-Man
@@Spider-Man2094 Until he’s actually in trouble. At that point he’ll humble himself and become a Spider-Man fan until whatever crisis is over. After that he’ll start bashing him again.
@@jeremygott7709Right? He two-faces so well, he should be a Batman villain lmao
lol yes please, maybe even give me a timer for before he wakes up or the mission fails
There actually is in spider man 3 game
I love the added bonus of Jameson’s podcasts, because it brings life to the open world. Plus, Jameson is just plain hilarious.
Yep. He gets a zero for his heavily biased reporting, but a solid 100 for comedy. Even Spidey agrees
Bro for me the most inmersive moments were swinging to his podcasts after an important mission
With how he goes on and on, you'd think he was always having a heart attack. Or was just a few moments away from a coronary. Or a burst blood vessel in his brain/heart. Or something related to hypertension.
Of course, this all presupposes that J. Jonah Jameson ever had a heart in the first place.
Imagine 3 Spider-Man's now. JJJ is gonna get a massive heart attack.
The Spider Society: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*
@@megalodon1749 JJJ: *Literally and physically blows up*
Silk, whenever she shows up: 😈
I would rather see him die than bashing the spider men all the damn time I cannot stand this imbecile
@@justincummings8557Spider-Man3 most likely
My own father did something like this. He was feeling so sick that he couldn't stand up out of his computer chair. He refused to have us call an ambulance and insisted that we call my brother so he could come over and help him get into the car. My mother ended up driving him.
I hope you, your dad and your family are doing ok!
I'm sorry to hear that 😔🥺
I never call an ambulance....90% of the times ambulances take so long they end up becoming funeral carriages
jk simmons performance as JJ really revolutionized the character, all performances are based of his. its insane
I had to double check to see if it WAS jk Simmons when I heard the voice. It's a very good impression
More like his portrayal of Jameson was so spot on that he caused a Joker effect
@@mercury5003 Not quite. The guy voicing JJ here is Darin de Paul, the same person who does Reinhardt in Overwatch.
Yeah but unfortunately he is more than just being a parody of what jk simmons did with the character I don't exactly know why some adaptation refuse to how more of his humanity we see in the 90s and comics huh?!
Whatever Jared's being paid, it's not enough XD
_He's not being paid at all..._ XD
J. J. Jameson channelling some serious Alex Jones energy here 🤣
More so than usual.
I believe that's the idea.
The difference is, this guy is actually pretty reasonable and is decently smart.
See, Spider-Man was a menace after all. He gave JJJJ a heart attack.
Poor JJJJJJJJJ
john jonah jameson jr
He also gave him another J.
I’m gonna crease your J’s, Spider-Man.
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Imagine how JJ must feel when he finds out about the Spider-Verse
He’d have a heart attack and die, Then comes back to life, 200 times.
@@Wildduckpronoped nobody even wants to bring him back simply because cheating death is a no no to death itself
JJ - get a heart attack from 2 spiderman
Scarlet spider, Ben Raily, Silk,Jessica drew and spiderboy: **ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES**
I imagine if he found out there was an entire Multiverse of Spider-Mans
Peter: "...Please tell me that was recorded and saved."
Squidward: There's two of them? 😱
Non-Americans: how is an ambulance too expensive? He's such a cheapskate
Americans: No no, he's got a point
“Don’t go in my wallet Jared I’ll do it,I’LL DO IT ”😂💀
Non Americans you. Must be confused when we say an ambulance is too expensive.
@@secoTheSonicFan oh no. I’m American. Thankfully I’m lucky to have mass health but for many people they cant afford even that. And they charge like $2,000 dollars for an ambulance.
Why didn’t we get anything like this in No Way Home
Will get one eventually
Hey, come on.
@@AdamRee-lx8uh Cause he's always an A** Hole jerk to Spider-Man & mostly sometimes to every Heroes he deserves actual punishment of his own especially knowing about the Multi-verse of other Spider Heroes & being in a Huge fit of RAGE much like in this so much stress will give J.K.'s Jameson character a Heart Attack
If one is a menace and 2 is enough to have him get a heart attack imagine if he finds out about Ben Riley and Kane Parker aka the scarlet spiders lol
That will send him to jesus at this point😂
And Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099 from the future
Well Silk is going to show up at some point, so….
This reminds me when his wife died she begged him not to hate Spider-Man anymore. Jfc Jonah has that much hate
I thought he hates Spider-Man because his wife was murdered by a masked mugger and since then masked people = evil from JJJJs point of view
@@wjzav1971 That's from the early comics, pretty sure the current interpretation is Spider-Man not showing his identity = Spider-Man cannot be trusted.
@@wjzav1971yes but that is no excuse to bent out his anger to spider man who did him no wrong even his wife in the afterlife would hate him for this for not being better
@@daedalus6433no you're wrong and he is too
@@edrianraneses5864 Really? I swear his reason for not being able to trust him is the fact that he hides his identity and thus "flees from" the consequences of his actions, unlike heroes like Iron Man and Captain America where their identities are known.
“No, don’t call an ambulance! It’s too expensive!”
Maybe the real menace was the American healthcare system all along
Poor man is gonna have an aneurysm once sulk makes her debut
He’s hilarious in the Spidey games😂
Imagine a portal opening in JJJ office and hundreds of Spider people coming out of that portal and every each one of the spider people say "hey Jonah!" "Wassup J!" "Looking good J!".
Dude probably fainted and give up as a reporter
what J Jonah Jameson trying to imply- "This is getting out of hand, there are two of them now"
Do NOT let this man know about the spider-verse
Just to put an icing on the cake. There's a version of JJ where he's Spider-Man. Under the name of Headline
I wondered what's his reactions to his toehr self being the hero he is not
Don’t call an ambulance, call a cab is such a beautiful line
If the ending to Spider-Man 2 suggests we’re gonna have Silk in the next game, Jameson’s Heart will explode 😂
The Spiderverse: *im boutta end this mans whole career*
*whole life
Do it!
It's really telling that nowadays people fear the ambulance fee more than the actual injury...
The fact that he doesn't call an ambulance because its so expensive just shows how terrible the american health system is lol, even in games it costs too much
I think the point is that he's a cheapskate, but we Americans can all sympathize here.
@@JoelPerry1 But in other countries the ambulance would be free... Perfect for a cheapskate
@@Ale-nv2bo in many countries you have to pay for an ambulance even with universal Healthcare. In Ontario Canada for example there's a $45 ambulance fee. It doesn't compare to America where $1000 ambulance rides are a thing, but it happens.
@@JoelPerry1 Damn, I didn't know that. In my country the ambulance is free but the Hospital does apply some charges.
@@Ale-nv2bo yeah we Americans really got the short end of the stick there. But there are a lot of upsides to living here.
Say what you will about JK Simmons, but I would be 100 percent ok with this guy doing a live action JJ Jameson cause DAMN (ps, his name is Darin De Paul and honestly I think he could pull the look off)
"Don't call an ambulance, Jared. It's too expensive."
Real
Jared gets it worst than Hoffman. 😂😂😂
I really have a great amount of pity for anyone who work for a boss that rather risk death that spend money .
Two words
Sponge bob😂
imagine if Spider-Island becomes a reality in this universe. JJ would not make it lmao.
Wait until he learns about the Spider-Verse.
he's so funny i love him in this game
If two is that bad for him i cant imagine how he would react to seeing the spiderverse
He would just die on the spot.
I'm getting "married old couple" vibes whenever Jonah talks to Jared.
JJ see one spiderman:I sleep
JJ see Two spiderman:Real shit?!
Funny as the meme is, JJ never sleeps on even a single Spider-Man
More accurately,
JJ see one Spider-Man: Real shit!!!
JJ see two Spider-Mans: REAL SHIT!!!!!
@@VegetaLF7 it’s not even a funny meme.
@@DuncanUdaho67
Sounds like a YOU problem
@@akhil108 JJ sees the Spider-verse and the Spider Society:
Just wait till he finds out about silk
I hope Jameson is OK. I know covering the spidermenace can be overwhelming
Don’t let him know that there’s a multiverse of Spiders.
I love JJJ so much it's actually unreal
Probably Jonah's best podcast ever
"It's just... IT'S JUST...!!!!!!!" 🤣
Spider-man (Peter): Hi Jamison I'd like you To meet My New Partner Spider-Man.
Spider-man (Miles): Were Spider-Bros
JJJ: THERE 2 OF THEM?!
End of Spiderman 2 introduces Gwen as a third Spidey, Jameson literally dies from stress
Lol😂!!! Rip🪦 2018-2023
Across the spider-verse must be a horror film for him
Props to the voice actor, he must of destroyed his throat with all the different takes they probably made him do
there's vocal techniques to screech without having it damage Ur voice, idk much about voice acting but I think a good voice actor would know them
Wait till Gwen, Silk, Spider Woman, Ben Reily, 2099, Venom, Carnage, Kaine, and Superior Spider Man. Among others
Everybody else: *laughing about the cab*
Me: *laughing at JJ trying to keep Jared out of his wallet*
I almost feel bad for laughing at JJJ's coronary, or whatever it was.
*almost
Jared is so lucky to be working with such a kind godking
Now how we gonna explain the spider verse to jjj
JJ my be having a heart attack, but Jared, having to work for him, is probably suffering a perforated ulcer, herpes, hives and alopecia all at once.
Turns out there is a picture of Spiderman in his wallet
J Johan Jamieson become Grunkle Stan
Don't call a cab get a cheap uber
“But I’m having a hard time dealing with the idea of multiple menaces swinging through our city”
He might actually die of an heart attack if he ever hears about Silk 😬
when spiderman 2 comes out he will be getting air lifted to the hospital
Ah nah, JJJ having a realistic depiction of
You gotta hang it to the voice actor of JJJ, he nails it😂
His gonna git a heart attack from JARED
God I can’t wait to hear his podcast when Silk debuts in the city.
now we gonna have 3
Would now be a bad time to mention the Spiderverse to him?
Wait 'till JJJ got transported into Spider Society, or even better, Earth 1755's JJJ
Just wait until he sees across the spiderverse
"No Don't Call an AMBULANCE!"
Me: What do you mean don't call an ambulance!? You-
"It's too expensive!"
Me: Oh.
Idk why jameson screaming remember me the voice of dutch van der line screaming
Poor Jared
The angry rants of Jamerson will be the best thing to listen to.
0:16
When you don't have kids of your own, yet you get a strange sensation of what a father's Pride in his son must feel like.
What is going to happen with him, if he saw the spider society ?
He sounds like Reinhardt when yelling lmao
If he thinks that's bad, wait till he finds out about "headline" Spider-Man
What if J. Jonah Jameson was played by Alex Hirsch's Grunkle Stan impression?
To this day. I never get over the fact JJ Jameson keeps yelling "Jared". -.-; as it is my damn name too. I really do not need him yelling at me too!
😂Ah Jameson. Always good for a laugh.
Take your medicine jameson
oh he will sure have a heart attack when the prices go up *thrice* the time
JJJ: Don’t go in my wallet, Jared!
Jared: Please, there’s nothing in your wallet worth stealing.
Why didn't bro say this after the beginning mission of Miles Morales
Jonah's gonna just straight up die when the new game comes out.
He knew it was coming one of these days
“It’s the end of the world, folks! We have not just one Spider-Man, not two. But THREE!! THREE SPIDER-MEN! AND A WHITE COSTUME WOMAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! There’s no joy in the world, knowing the number of menaces are growing! What’s next?! SPIDER-PIG?!
Now imagine if both of them showed up to take him to the hospital.
And you just predicted it
this is actually hilarious
He would rather die then give more money.