Girl goalie here watching this channel for the first time. Judging by the title of the video, I thought I’d be rolling my eyes. I was wrong and this is hysterical!
Here are ten extra tips for dating women: 1)When it comes down to dating or going out on a date, be yourself, mean every little thing you say and live by it. Do not contradict yourself once when discussing anything. 2)Of course, do not smell like shit. 3)More importantly, metaphorically speaking of course, draw a line in the sand and if she dares to cross that line with "feelings" (basically taking advantage of you by playing the "oh I like you" or "I care for you" bullshit). DO NOT FALL FOR IT. 4) Be creative, however, do not spend vast amounts of money to please a woman. 5)Keep it simple, if you can't impress a girl without trying, she's simply not "the one." 6)Be optimistic as f*** because women are horribly pessimistic and moody. Also, call women on their bullshit because princess needs a reality check every other week. 7)If she says "I love you" after 2 weeks of dating or even 2 months, pursue with caution. The "L word" should not be passed around as if its candy. 8)If she thinks you're "boring," all you have to say is "enjoy the little things you prick. For example, like me even listening and paying attention to you." 9)If your date dares to check her phone once during a date, this is the deal breaker. Simply no, especially if it's a first date. 10) Above all else, and this tip is up for debate. DO NOT GET "ATTACHED" UNTIL SURPASSING A MINIMUM OF 1-2 YEARS OF DATING EACH OTHER. Prepare for breakups and have it on the back of your mind. Always prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Happy hunting kids.
Hey Nick just an idea but what if you reposted all of season one videos on this channel? Just so that they are all in one place? Also, (just a suggestion) you should make a video about buying equipment and like make fun of all the brands, prices, etc. Just think that you could make that very funny THX
+Jack Hess I thought about it, but didn't want 2 versions of both episodes out there. There is a Goalie Smarts playlist here: th-cam.com/play/PL6x4sWhmKAwkjSs_loQG0XZRYlWq4rDmy.html I've thought of something like that! Definitely a potential episode
Don't worry guys, I hired her from Craigslist.
Next episode:
th-cam.com/video/XZEcNL6Tk3E/w-d-xo.html
Guillaume Duclair what is your opinion on female goalies? Curious.
This rink is in massachutsd
Ah, I was wondering how you got a girl to agree being in the video :)
"There's no point in playing hockey unless everyone knows it" ahahahaha
“A big Salad and a backwards CCM hat screams, I am a hockey player, sit on my face.” 😂👌🏼
BrightDeskLamp GET YOUR OWN NAME YOU COPIER!!!!!
BrightDeskLamp I read that as soon as he said that 😂
funny af ....rock the lettuce
Casually tosses a skate into the wash
This will be easy
"Step 1: don't smell like ass"
...shit
Playing high school hockey in a nutshell
Girl goalie here watching this channel for the first time. Judging by the title of the video, I thought I’d be rolling my eyes. I was wrong and this is hysterical!
"yo that kid pulls" haha
STEP 4.
MAKE - SHIT - UP!
THE RINK IS NOW A SWIMMING POOL
This is the single best video involving hockey ever created 😂
Dude... I love your weirdness! It's a true goalie statement and I'm glad you brought it through😌
Does the girl will come in with the shirt ?
Hope not.
What?
Lol
lol
I was going to like the video until I saw the Boston Bruins Jersey
Phil Swift Here For Flex Tape your groos
Did your team lose to many games against us
3:47. Montreal Wanderers In A Nutshell
I started dying when you talked about flow and CCM backwards ccm hat
2:43 “I play hockey, sit on my face” lol!
If she does come to your game, then afterwards call a cab. You'll at least smell better than the driver.
"Is that oizza..?" "THAT'SMINE!!"
Wow I would treat that gorgeous woman like a queen! She is a knockout!
bullzeye3d1 simp
This guy deserves so much more followers 😂
True on the washing the equipment. But what I found works is steaming the gear
Here are ten extra tips for dating women:
1)When it comes down to dating or going out on a date, be yourself, mean every little thing you say and live by it. Do not contradict yourself once when discussing anything.
2)Of course, do not smell like shit.
3)More importantly, metaphorically speaking of course, draw a line in the sand and if she dares to cross that line with "feelings" (basically taking advantage of you by playing the "oh I like you" or "I care for you" bullshit). DO NOT FALL FOR IT.
4) Be creative, however, do not spend vast amounts of money to please a woman.
5)Keep it simple, if you can't impress a girl without trying, she's simply not "the one."
6)Be optimistic as f*** because women are horribly pessimistic and moody. Also, call women on their bullshit because princess needs a reality check every other week.
7)If she says "I love you" after 2 weeks of dating or even 2 months, pursue with caution. The "L word" should not be passed around as if its candy.
8)If she thinks you're "boring," all you have to say is "enjoy the little things you prick. For example, like me even listening and paying attention to you."
9)If your date dares to check her phone once during a date, this is the deal breaker. Simply no, especially if it's a first date.
10) Above all else, and this tip is up for debate. DO NOT GET "ATTACHED" UNTIL SURPASSING A MINIMUM OF 1-2 YEARS OF DATING EACH OTHER. Prepare for breakups and have it on the back of your mind. Always prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
Happy hunting kids.
Some pretty amazingly shit advice there.
LMAO I’ve used the away game excuse so many times
Just found this dude, found this particular video fairly humorous.
This is the truest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂
Hahahaha the old Lawrence Valley Forum I haven’t seen that place since midget hockey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
high five from a goalie...this is just so awesome!!! subbd
Thanks bro!
I played at that rink!! Lawrence Mass home of the Junior Valley Warriors :)
This is so god damn good! Love it!
Sold me with the Bruins jersey
IS THAT PIZZA ?
ITS MINE !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I'm a girl but my still am amused
step two: make your laces on your sweatshirt the same length.
locker room talk: "telling crazy sex stories that never happened" sounds like all my boys from the prestigious ACHA!! the Ahhh Cha baby
Lacrosse Players have to fight me off too
RiderNation2k15 rush is bad
👎
Evan Williamson umm... when was the last time you even checked their record?
Rush, Georgia, and bandits are my favourite teams
Puck bunny...lol
lacrosse players wish they had our swag lool
Whatever you do, don’t shower with yourself in Axe after playing. In fact, doing nothing is better than Axe! Haha
Wow! You're a little cap to me. I'm always at the Lawrence rink
Very nice of your sister to be in the thumbnail.
2:55 I played at that rink at a tournament about a month ago lol
i love these videos
Hey Nick just an idea but what if you reposted all of season one videos on this channel? Just so that they are all in one place? Also, (just a suggestion) you should make a video about buying equipment and like make fun of all the brands, prices, etc. Just think that you could make that very funny
THX
+Jack Hess I thought about it, but didn't want 2 versions of both episodes out there. There is a Goalie Smarts playlist here: th-cam.com/play/PL6x4sWhmKAwkjSs_loQG0XZRYlWq4rDmy.html
I've thought of something like that! Definitely a potential episode
Dude that’s my fav rink
This is shot in my home state MA
holy shit that rink is 2 minutes away from my house
Mike Abdoo same lol
it looks eerily similar to the plex hiwire in irmo, south carolina where the university of South Carolina gamecocks play college hockey
Wil McMillan it’s the Lawrence valley forum
I’ve played in that rink soooooo many times
I play at the rink you filmed at all the time
Hilarious!!! Subbed! Wish you had more vids to watch though.
+xX SoccerSoccer39 Xx I appreciate that! We're working on several episodes at the moment they're difficult to write
Is that pizza ?
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahh
I recognize that rink😂😂
breh u wearing roshes u can pull shit lmao
Hundred percent agree
Yoooooooo this is in Lawrence Mass
Haha this was perfect
Oh wow that's the lawrence valley forum lol
Yay us goalies
You live in Massachusetts!!!!!!! Go Bruins
Dude this guy is at the rink in my town
Do those shirts come with a girl?😂
I wish
Lets go blues
Oh shit I know this rink bruh
Lord Beter hayden your gay
I know what arena that is!!!!! It’s the valley forum
I play at this rink all the time
That’s why I wear a capitals sweatshirt
I play hockey, sit on my face
I’ve played at that rink before
I play at this rink
David's vlogs same
I play at that same rink. Lawrence Valley Forum
Is that the Lawrence Valley Forum?
Bob Winter yea lmao
I don't have twitter can I have a shirt? I love your videos they are so funny!!!
DUDE WHAT THE HECK THATS MY COUSIN
Brett DeVincent yea ok
Wow, you're related to someone... Want a cookie?
Your cousin is hot
Jmil I can't believe you fell for that
Michael Boland it's not a joke lol
Hey do how to hit someone. Love your vids
Ayy bruins fan
Use Lysol if you want to keep your shit clean. I use it and it works well
phat
Logic bobby
Carey Price yup.
This works for players too
it is true we are crazy people
woah I play at that rink a lot
so fucking true
Quality
is that the lawrence rink
Every second of this channel is causing the world to lose braincells.
Was that original clip in enfield?
Puts skates in washer
Damn who's the rocket and how'd you pull that?
Or is she your buddy's sister?
Michael Boland
Let's go devils
Sharks won last night so yay
Oreoman74 16 lol 3-0
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Yo is that the Lawrence valley forum?
I have the same skates as this guy
I mean are you at the valley form
Haven't started watching but i'll tell you now, if that beauty isn't in the video i'll...
Tbh you look like auston Matthews
he look like jonathan toews
or weber
All hot girls are heeere => twitter.com/18ea2fb0c568e8cb5/status/837545169712865281
ur dumb
Are you stupid
Haha I know where exactly that rink is lol ill just say it's in Iowa won't say exactly where
Lol that rink is the rink my team practices at😂
So fucking funny
I bet u so many people watching this video have not even touched the ice before
Where is this rink because I think I've played here
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Is that the rink in Lawrence Massachusetts or near there
Is that the Lawrence rink??
I got hit in the balls recently funnily enough