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  • @MrMisterkrazy
    @MrMisterkrazy ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Y'all are 100-rated commenters. Any grandmaster could see that Simp sacrificed a math baiting you to blunder an engagement by correcting him. Checkmate.

    • @a.random.cat.22
      @a.random.cat.22 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      what the f-

    • @mitchratka3661
      @mitchratka3661 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah but you see as a grandmaster commenter I properly responded with the "don't say shit" variation

    • @Player-df7ny
      @Player-df7ny ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, but he got you too. and me as well. but we sacrificed ourselves for the greater good.

    • @ggtragicsansbro6495
      @ggtragicsansbro6495 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah you see... He didn't trick them. He tricked both them AND you! He knew that by sacrificing math his viewers would blunder engagement and then you would blunder engagement by trying to one up them! It was his plan all along! Even this comment... IS PART OF A
      HIS PLAN!!!!

    • @Player-df7ny
      @Player-df7ny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ggtragicsansbro6495 yeah. thats what i said too. and i made this mistake again. but still, it's a win win, since we get to chat and they get favorable algorythm.

  • @hoodiesticks
    @hoodiesticks ปีที่แล้ว +687

    A 200% winrate implies that for each game he played and won, there's another game he hasn't played and still somehow won.

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Or that for each game he played he somehow won twice.

    • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
      @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He won both games multiple times

    • @MegaKBang
      @MegaKBang ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@JannPooHe won so overwhelmingly that it counted twice.

    • @fabianwittmann8121
      @fabianwittmann8121 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Matches the Sun Tzu phrase at the beginning.

    • @ReliableDragon
      @ReliableDragon ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean, that is an entirely valid way to describe the game where his opponent resigned immediately. He didn't play, but still won.

  • @demeterruinedmylife3199
    @demeterruinedmylife3199 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I didn’t expect a legit Sun Tzu quote, after all those years.

    • @roma540
      @roma540 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This is a fake quote:
      There is no convincing evidence that Sun Tzu spoke modern English

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uhh shit time to watch the potato war all over again. Fly high king

    • @TheGhostOfHallownest
      @TheGhostOfHallownest ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His words meant winning by someone making themselves lose (tripping on a knife perhaps)

    • @theominouspigeon
      @theominouspigeon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i love the phrase "that blunders a king"

    • @crusaderACR
      @crusaderACR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheGhostOfHallownest Logistics and subterfuge, my friend. It's all logistics and subterfuge.
      Not a single battle in Ukraine was in open battlefield. Not because they can't, but because sending 5 guys to blow shit up and wound a few soldiers may bankrupt a country in the long run. Equipment is extremely expensive and veterans are an economic burden (as heartless as this may sound).
      Back in the day, you hit supply lines. Your soldiers get hungry, you lose. Common wisdom back then was that it's always better to immediately pull out if the supply line gets any damage (which is why castles were so effective, btw, you couldn't just circumvent them... they'll make sure you get nothing)
      A soldier in a medieval army (or a Roman one, really) had a good chance to see no battle in his whole career, but live through several wars. Age of retirement for a Roman soldier was 40 years old, and most did hit it.

  • @LegendRidham
    @LegendRidham ปีที่แล้ว +735

    According to my 6 dreadful years for Degree in Maths, the win rate is still 100%

    • @kaisalmon1646
      @kaisalmon1646 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      100% + 100% = 200%, obviously
      Looks like you fell for tuition fee scam, sorry you had to find out this way

    • @privet20_commie
      @privet20_commie ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Permaban

    • @ferallemur
      @ferallemur ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You forgot that he previously played a game as black that his opponent resigned. That's where the other 100% comes from.
      Easy mistake to make, could have happened to anyone.

    • @enderyu
      @enderyu ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Wrong. 2 wins / 1 game (first doesn't count) = 200% win rate. Obviously

    • @_yuri
      @_yuri ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@enderyuchad

  • @dreamwanderer5791
    @dreamwanderer5791 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I (and I imagine many others) really appreciate you retried the challenge after such a bad first attempt. Kudos!

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +155

    4:36 Your logic doesn’t hold water, not in this version of Chess anyway. There is no King for these pawns to fight for, so it stands to reason that at least some of these pawns are female.

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Simp is the king

    • @roma540
      @roma540 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not called amazons chess. Case closed.

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit ปีที่แล้ว

      The logic runs off of the same misogyny Tequila uses to bully certain homo people to submission.

  • @creeperboom9813
    @creeperboom9813 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "If a Rook or a Queen gets to my bottom, they will eat everything I have" - Chess Simp, 2023

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "this is my first time playing this gamemode"
    "this is actually my second game"
    truly astonishing

    • @CaulolProductions
      @CaulolProductions ปีที่แล้ว

      He meant as playing the gamemode the way supossed, with the horde

  • @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk
    @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk ปีที่แล้ว +85

    i really hope you will do more varied content outside of silly challenges when you "run out" of variants. it's refreshing to have these videos

  • @jefferydavidson5347
    @jefferydavidson5347 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Horde Chess: 200% winrate
    Math Class: 0% final grade

  • @lewisirwin5363
    @lewisirwin5363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "200% win rate"?
    That must have been a VERY irritating resignation the first guy pulled!

  • @connormoore8430
    @connormoore8430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If a rook or a queen gets to my bottom, they will eat everything I have"

  • @anime_enjoyer5507
    @anime_enjoyer5507 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you're in great advantage.. a horde of pawns is just that dangerous

    • @Kamil-kv6lv
      @Kamil-kv6lv ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer black in horde, I think black is stronger.

    • @arielespoir8612
      @arielespoir8612 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well. The pawns used to be black, so it seems it was decided that the pawns were rather at a disadvantage.

    • @drakebalzer3950
      @drakebalzer3950 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black is stronger as it can easily break through to the backrank.

  • @arifezwan8893
    @arifezwan8893 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:54 white had just promoted a pawn into a queen, and its dangerously near the black king.
    Fortunately for black, there is a free pawn on b5, which simultaneously protects the king.
    Of course he's not taking it

    • @maksymisaiev1828
      @maksymisaiev1828 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you think about it - it is not. White has a lot of material in pawns, so if pawn on b5 will be captured by black queen, b7 still will be a move and there are only 2 options - kind evasion - queen lost, or queen captures queen and queen again lost. Black can't do anything with blocked paawns and bishop and one free knight. It was a loss as soon as it was promotion if not even earlier.

  • @YourPalQWERTY
    @YourPalQWERTY ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would love to see a vid of your winning on black side of the board!

  • @zeroyuki92
    @zeroyuki92 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I want to see you playing this mode but in the black side (that not ended prematurely)

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This mode seems pretty fun, though I've sure it's practically solved at the higher elos.

    • @YuuseiKurobane
      @YuuseiKurobane ปีที่แล้ว

      the lichess ladder is still active so i dont think its solved yet

  • @Nbrother1234
    @Nbrother1234 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More accurate video title:
    1 Army vs 36 Pawns

  • @charles3840
    @charles3840 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yet another comment encouraging you to play 5D Chess with Multiversal Time Travel.

  • @rosepinkskyblue
    @rosepinkskyblue ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You won more games than you played? This is some interstellar shit

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, it's basic math, 100% win rate from the first game + 100% win rate from the second game = 200% win rate. It's not rocket science or something like that, but i get some people are just bad at math, i don't blame you

  • @Strill_
    @Strill_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seems like the horde has a pretty powerful advantage. Not sure what the strategy is for the regular army.

    • @drakebalzer3950
      @drakebalzer3950 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sacrifices minors for two pawns and try to destroy either the A or H file until a piece can get to the backrank.

    • @GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs
      @GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@drakebalzer3950Sacrifices WHAT?!

    • @drakebalzer3950
      @drakebalzer3950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs I refuse to take back nor reworf my statement.

  • @martinxvidxb
    @martinxvidxb ปีที่แล้ว +5

    200% win rate, nice one xD

  • @itsQuilow
    @itsQuilow ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 BAPTISM IN FIRE FOURTY TO ONE

  • @M1Miketro
    @M1Miketro ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sun Zoo" - Chess Simp, Nov 2023

  • @erichsu3325
    @erichsu3325 ปีที่แล้ว

    You also completed the challenge of video lasting for longer than 5 minutes kekw

  • @Olothur
    @Olothur ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I immediately thought 1510 mmr has something to do with Sun Tzu citation, and that his first opponent disconnected or something. Got almost right!

  • @laurenzwegler7141
    @laurenzwegler7141 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ye thats how percent works

  • @Atlasbr001
    @Atlasbr001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should play This mode again with Black pieces, since is basically a while diferent game

  • @bartolhrg7609
    @bartolhrg7609 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the end black Qb5 would be an interesting move

  • @Fungo4
    @Fungo4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if there's a version like this called Bee Chess, where you also get one written but it cannot die or you lose.

  • @minemode9637
    @minemode9637 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pawn storm incoming!

  • @laislyra5512
    @laislyra5512 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should play this one again, it's really fun

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pawns can:
    •Change Gender
    •Change Religion
    •Change Species
    •Become a Building.
    But they can never change their color or become royalty.

  • @12321dantheman
    @12321dantheman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    pawns are actually genderless, like worker ants

    • @raevar9779
      @raevar9779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      worker ants are female. Their reproductive organs are just reduced in a way so that they are not fertile.

  • @mrgw98
    @mrgw98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What song is used when introducing the chess variant?

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m not even sure I understand how black can win. Taking any pawn, at any time, basically means losing a piece. White is super OP

  • @laurentverweijen9195
    @laurentverweijen9195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He played only one game and won twice (since the other game was abondoned). So games_won / games_played = 2 / 1 * 100% = 200%.

  • @farouqbaiti4315
    @farouqbaiti4315 ปีที่แล้ว

    That variant is rare.😲😲😲😲😲

  • @user-cmcumm
    @user-cmcumm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so we gonna ignore that from 0:27 to 0:52 there's an accidental scaramouche battle theme?😂

    • @BigDBrian
      @BigDBrian ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wdym accidental

  • @thethirdjegs
    @thethirdjegs ปีที่แล้ว

    Playing black seems harder but losing as white seems very shameful.
    Good choice.

  • @VictorPenteado
    @VictorPenteado ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this variant a fair game? Both black and white have equal chances?

  • @littleladlarry
    @littleladlarry ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to see what you did to that poor guy that resigned in 5 moves

  • @Rudy137
    @Rudy137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man I wish I could have 200% winrate at chess :(

  • @audrey7038
    @audrey7038 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree with Simp's pawn hypothesis, I too was just trudging forward until I changed gender and found that I was suddenly freer to move around and enjoy my life

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit ปีที่แล้ว

      You're perma banned.

    • @wasikancb
      @wasikancb ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still at the first stage. :(

    • @audrey7038
      @audrey7038 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wasikancbmay you find the open space to advance, and comrades to defend you as you develop

  • @j1i3j3i7
    @j1i3j3i7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to win this with black? The best you can do is to sacrifice all pieces and try to get stale mate, or am i wrong

    • @Your_average_Sky_fan
      @Your_average_Sky_fan ปีที่แล้ว

      just find a way to get your queen or rook to the back rank and go from there

    • @whitecrayon3281
      @whitecrayon3281 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Your_average_Sky_fan I feel like even if you get a Queen to the back rank, you won't be able to eat all the pawns up before they push and promote. Definitely an interesting game mode though and hope he plays another as black.

    • @Your_average_Sky_fan
      @Your_average_Sky_fan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whitecrayon3281 then use the other pieces

  • @nicehandsomefruit
    @nicehandsomefruit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Winning 2 games would still give you 100% win rate, not 200%...

    • @KAW0111
      @KAW0111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since horde chess is vastly different for different sides I think we can assume it is two games in one

  • @DoomSpellSkadi
    @DoomSpellSkadi ปีที่แล้ว

    How about the opposite stage

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He tried it and the opponent scooped, hence the starting 1510 rating.

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure, if this is balanced or not^^

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff ปีที่แล้ว

    Video 23 of asking simp to play fps chess

  • @San-lh8us
    @San-lh8us ปีที่แล้ว +5

    clickbait, there ain't 10 million pawns in there, disliked, unsubbed
    message for an hipothetical future simp: it was just a joke, don't permaban me

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He might ban you for bad spelling...

  • @vincentschult1725
    @vincentschult1725 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This game's PGN:
    1. d5 c6 2. e5 d6 3. e6 fxe6 4. fxe6 cxd5 5. cxd5 h6 6. e4 hxg5 7. hxg5 Nf6 8. gxf6 gxf6 9. d4 Bg7 10. f5 a6 11. f4 axb5 12. axb5 b6 13. c6 Bxe6 14. fxe6 Qc7 15. f5 Kd8 16. f4 Kc8 17. e3 Qd8 18. c4 Rh7 19. c3 Qh8 20. c5 Rxh3 21. gxh3 Qxh3 22. cxb6 Qxf1 23. b7+ Kc7 24. bxa8=Q Qxe1 25. Qb7+ Kd8 26. Qxb8#

  • @coleile4013
    @coleile4013 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think thats the most basef thing simps ever said. As male myself i cant call women pawns nor allow them to fight on the front line for me

  • @mitko1955
    @mitko1955 ปีที่แล้ว

    now play black please??

  • @shubbyshabaas
    @shubbyshabaas ปีที่แล้ว

    Wha

  • @ScarletDeathweaverLegacy
    @ScarletDeathweaverLegacy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1

  • @massiveidiot77
    @massiveidiot77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    second like

  • @Serbravez
    @Serbravez ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First like (and comment)