Joe Rogan on Shark Attacks

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  • Joe Rogan and Peter Attia on shark attacks and shark hunting.

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  • @heretyk_1337
    @heretyk_1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5958

    "I convinced myself it was a dolphin on its side"...
    Meanwhile me, in a lake, in Central Europe- some weed touches my foot...
    Me: Yep, i`m dead...

    • @kevinknight4782
      @kevinknight4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Thanks for the laugh mate nearly pissed my pants,not really, but laughed so hard because I could see it and similar experiences

    • @qball0020
      @qball0020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heretyk_13 Yea. Now ur in Central Europe getting fucced by rona virus

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@qball0020 Your point? If you ever had one

    • @kiloub
      @kiloub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@qball0020 I've never heard of this rona virus. Tell me more friend?

    • @AA-kf3by
      @AA-kf3by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Butters S. nah all the cunt feminists and 55 gender men are from USA my guy

  • @Mikishots
    @Mikishots 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    Swimming in the ocean. At night. Off California. With sharks.
    The boy's nuts, simple as that.

    • @Seph_vision
      @Seph_vision 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mikishots I surfed at night for the first time

    • @imfromthegovandimheretohelp
      @imfromthegovandimheretohelp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Joseph Martinez good luck the second time. Or the third, fourth, fifth, etc..

    • @buggzo5839
      @buggzo5839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sharks r pretty nice buddy my neighbor is a shark

    • @Lkom24
      @Lkom24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@buggzo5839 you live near Mark Cuban? Or Kevin oleary

    • @aaddaarraakk
      @aaddaarraakk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still an extremely rare occurance

  • @az.chaldean
    @az.chaldean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6525

    Joe "sharks are better at swimming than humans" Rogan

    • @handfulofragtags9530
      @handfulofragtags9530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      He's right tho, that's why you trick the shark to get on land and beat the shit out of it.

    • @WWENBAVideos
      @WWENBAVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@handfulofragtags9530 Then ya get the animal activists on your ass for doing that, so it's a lose lose

    • @christianmoreno3585
      @christianmoreno3585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AYE LMFAO

    • @jamesp4521
      @jamesp4521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Do Or Do Not haha

    • @hurricanebawbag9977
      @hurricanebawbag9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey I'm braveheart.!!!

  • @jacobodom8401
    @jacobodom8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Shark Rogan Show
    Shark: “humans are more plentiful than we realize, just ask some hunters they’ll tell you that they’re endless”
    Shark Rogan: “You’re freaking me out man”

    • @pamperedmaster8690
      @pamperedmaster8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      10/10 comment

    • @user-rd5nc1nb9f
      @user-rd5nc1nb9f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao underrated

    • @johnregister7442
      @johnregister7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whoever you are. You is special.

    • @samurai6331
      @samurai6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shark Rogan:”That’s crazy. Have you ever tried CMT?”

    • @XDNEB
      @XDNEB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @villavelli
    @villavelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “So three days later I go swimming at that beach” wtf

    • @Zack-hi2kx
      @Zack-hi2kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @jadasugar22
      @jadasugar22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danny0959
    @danny0959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Joe should have a shark on the podcast next. Maybe smoke a blunt with it too

    • @Remigiuske
      @Remigiuske 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      reggae shark

    • @VinceG18
      @VinceG18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t forget the dmt.

    • @macsmitty1171
      @macsmitty1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gives the shark DMT

    • @foggymusiceu
      @foggymusiceu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @TemplarsCreed
      @TemplarsCreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO!!! Im pretty sure I just woke my gf up! Worth it that's fucking hilarious

  • @rigormortis6669
    @rigormortis6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    At least the sharks didn't have frikin Lazer beams attached to their heads

    • @floridacrackerish
      @floridacrackerish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Uhhmmmm great whites were place on the endangered list while you were frozen, all we could get were sea bass..... Well, they are mutated sea bass...

    • @eddiemyler6356
      @eddiemyler6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @michael.g3915
      @michael.g3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fortnite?

    • @CL-qm7it
      @CL-qm7it 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do tho

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@michael.g3915 dr. evil

  • @MattIsLoling
    @MattIsLoling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    once we get underwater iron man suits those great whites will get a taste of man power

    • @CrotchRocketeer
      @CrotchRocketeer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Lol won't the suit just sink to the the bottom

    • @rilakkuma5065
      @rilakkuma5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      They're endagered man, and they're super important to every eco system.

    • @Terin16
      @Terin16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Lofi_Gudetama There’s a lot more of them out there then you think. I wouldn’t mind getting a couple great white kills in this new suit!

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@rilakkuma5065 nobody said do them like we did the wolves, just beat the shit out of em' a little

    • @zaccasey5932
      @zaccasey5932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Barry Drew wtf is wrong with you

  • @mjnorman9824
    @mjnorman9824 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When Joe said "dude, I am not interested in that" I started laughing because I felt that in my SOUL 😂

  • @CarolJamieson
    @CarolJamieson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I've always been afraid of sharks. An unnatural fear. As a child I was afraid of them even in my bathtub. Haven't gone into an ocean above my ankles.

    • @alphawavesready6639
      @alphawavesready6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I listen to "ocdstories" podcast the host himself has the same fear of sharks in bathtubs

    • @CarolJamieson
      @CarolJamieson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphawavesready6639 lol. Thanks for sharing that!

    • @Mr.Titanium1911
      @Mr.Titanium1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can relate

    • @MonTube2006
      @MonTube2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should consider beeing lifted waaaaaay offshore and have a swim to confront your fear

    • @spirit13the1st6
      @spirit13the1st6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MonTube2006 WHY ??

  • @iklepud
    @iklepud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Sharks only attack you when your wet.

    • @Tosh1907
      @Tosh1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      iklepud facts

    • @pilon3683
      @pilon3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Knowledge 💯

    • @youngfase5
      @youngfase5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sharks attack horny women

    • @ViceVerseAh
      @ViceVerseAh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your momma shouldn't swim at night

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Adz K has just dropped the mic.

  • @Ecoful
    @Ecoful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    *Any predator exists*
    “Man this is one of the scariest animals”-Joe

    • @Ecoful
      @Ecoful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Lydon yeah

    • @mmercan4570
      @mmercan4570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what sharks? there are no more sharks in the ocean

    • @andofb
      @andofb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They are defs one of the scariest animals for sure. The thing that tops it for me are crocodiles. Those things are literally prehistoric monsters that are extremely intelligent at killing.

    • @callofdutyclips2930
      @callofdutyclips2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mmercan4570 Really?

    • @curtisjackson5793
      @curtisjackson5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @really dude I've seen tigers losing battles with lions, and tigers winning battles against grizzlies, so I'd say it's no easy matchup for the grizzly

  • @johndo8792
    @johndo8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "Reduces the risk of getting eaten by a shark" I will order mine today and I dont even swim.

    • @LegendaryOstrich
      @LegendaryOstrich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's like a roleplaying game, and it just can't hurt to have that item in your inventory. :) Haha.

    • @awellner3285
      @awellner3285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Landsharks are no joke my man

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better off getting a vending machine proof vest

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wear it to work.

    • @sinofsolitude5884
      @sinofsolitude5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha 69

  • @Crichjo32
    @Crichjo32 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I haven't been in the water with sharks, but I have swam with wild dolphins. Whilst the experience was incredible and the dolphins were being friendly and playful, you realise how hugely out of your depth you are when you're in the water with these creatures. Their size and speed as they spin around you is breathtaking. You are literally like a helpless babe at their mercy. I imagine swimming in the same water as a big shark, must truly be one of the most terrifying experiences imaginable.

    • @michaela9967
      @michaela9967 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also swam around dophins. It was cool that one was looking at us and just continued swimming. Like they're aware you're not gonna hurt them. Also touched a big old turtle which didn't care. And was very close to a barracuda. But the best was seeing a small octopus and how it kept changing colors

    • @Rockhopper1163
      @Rockhopper1163 ปีที่แล้ว

      FYI, dolphins along with chimpanzees and humans are prone to raping others of their kind.
      AND, ive seen videos of dolphins getting rather frisky with human females in the water.
      While they seem playful, you dont know what is on their mind!
      😵‍💫😵😟

    • @tehdouglas1
      @tehdouglas1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would go deep sea diving with sharks...
      If i had a legit Iron Man suit.

    • @kyleB061
      @kyleB061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ever tried catch a fish with your bare hands?, that's how fast sharks can move u wont even touch them...

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      * you would be safer to swim with wild dolphin 🐬 captive dolphin 🐬 would likely try to grape 🍇. 😮 you make a great point. I understand what you mean being out of our people element 🌊 🏄

  • @zachwells4677
    @zachwells4677 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't care how rare these attacks are, that is a HORRIFIC experience to endure. Experts who say sharks aren't a threat are so dumb. It might be rare, but IT HAPPENS.

    • @billybob4159
      @billybob4159 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it’s rare got it

    • @sandroschtolpe6803
      @sandroschtolpe6803 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@billybob4159if you're the one that gets bitten, you dont give a shit if an attack is rare

  • @Naeshabby
    @Naeshabby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    A funny how a cough into the mic is part of Joe's language

  • @NickPBGT
    @NickPBGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Damn jordan schlansky, thats one scary story

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    This reminds me of a time I was halfway through a hike in Glacier National Park in Montana with 3 other people. We stopped at a chalet for lunch and heard from some other hikers that a couple had been mauled by a mother grizzly when they inadvertently got too close to her cubs. They both survived and were airlifted out, but the bear was still on the loose. My dad was waiting at the end of the trail to pick us up and we had no way to get ahold of him (this was 1993 and none of us had cell phones, although we would have had no reception there anyway), so we had to continue our hike through the same area these people had been mauled.
    The second half of the hike was through an area of dense underbrush and a very windy trail, where you could never see very far ahead. It was about 7-8 miles, and all we knew was that somewhere out there was a very agitated mother grizzly bear. We did as the rangers tell you to do and tried to make lots of noise, so as not to startle the bear. I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life. Maybe it doesn't sound that bad, but trust me, when you are out deep in the woods and you know for a fact there is an angry grizzly bear somewhere nearby, it is truly a frightening experience.

    • @ericjohnson9970
      @ericjohnson9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf

    • @ericjohnson9970
      @ericjohnson9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So randdom

    • @Dustyholes
      @Dustyholes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      damn i could only imagine the rush you must have had 💀

    • @davisrennie3207
      @davisrennie3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i live there lol

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good read. 👍

  • @TheRowlandstone73
    @TheRowlandstone73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No one should have a problem swimming in Great White Shark-infested waters. If they bite you and you die from either loss of blood, shock or from the horrific wounds, you can be safe in the knowledge that they simply made a genuine mistake and it was just a case of mistaken identity.

    • @pwise8280
      @pwise8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🏽😂

  • @The-GreenHornet
    @The-GreenHornet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great white sharks are like any other predator. Whether it be lions or crocs or whatever.
    They are nothing like JAWS.
    Predators wait and seek out the solo, sick, weak or slow pray. And they always attack in a ambush type manner.
    They obviously do this so that they don't get injured in the process of the attack. They instinctively know that if they get injured then they can no longer hunt.
    Kill or be killed.
    If you swim in the ocean, be in a group of other people.
    Don't go out where pedipeds are.
    Don't go at dawn or dusk; feeding time.
    But even all this, nothing is guaranteed. You're in their domain.
    You wouldn't go play Frisbee with friends out in the African plains.
    Every Great white shark attack is NOT their fault.
    It's the surfers/swimmers personal responsibility and accountability.
    No shark should ever be killed because it simply was being opportunistic to that slow swimming person.

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Flew in a CH-53 helicopter over Waikiki beach back in the Marines and I remember seeing all these shadowy spots in the water from a couple hundred feet up. Asked what they were and the aircrew and captain all said, "those are sharks". Most the people in the water were *WAY* further out than the sharks were.
    Haven't went in the ocean since.

    • @franknicolosi6970
      @franknicolosi6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      marinejcksn1 that’s actually creepy as shit

    • @jonahpedersen5429
      @jonahpedersen5429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a KBay Marine too

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonahpedersen5429
      Semper Fi!

    • @kutthroat2735
      @kutthroat2735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @kevinroark5024
      @kevinroark5024 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank You for your Service&I don't swim in the ocean&nor do I swim where alligators live&saltwater&Nile Crocodiles live&lakes&rivers bayous where bull sharks can live.Im from Louisiana&we dont have Salties&Nile crocs but we do have big gators&sharks at the gulf of Mexico&bull sharks in bayous,swamps,lakes&rivers especially the Mississippi River&im not swimming int em*Im not ever planning on ever getting near water anytype of maneating crocs live they actively enjoy hunting humans to make a TURD AKA 💩Chit.God Speed.Look up Llyod Skinner Capetown,South Africa.Llyod was in chest deep water swimming out past everyone else&he stopped to clean his goggles out&was standing in chest deep water&as Llyod was fixing hus goggles witnesses&a man at his water front Condo all witness a HUGE DINOSAUR MINIBUS SIZE GREAT WHITE ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY swam fast &grabs Llyod & bites him&takes him under&lets go &Llyod SCREAMS ALTHOUGH ALMOST BITTEN IN HALF BY THE 1ST BITE YELLS HELP GOD PLEASE HELP&his girlfriend sees him alonh with everyone else get grabbed by a massive GW &all his 6ft body is now in the GW mouth with like a arm are maybe a leg&the huge GW took Llyod Skinners out to sea for dinner&his goggles were all that survived&a huge pool of blood where Lloyd bleed out&Vladmir was ate by a tiger in the redsea on vacation in Egypt and it was videoed Simon Nellis was a British SAS&VFW & was ate alive by a huge greatwhite down under in Australia so many others have been ate alive by greatwhites in South Africa,California&Australia.

  • @bigrube420ify
    @bigrube420ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I can honestly say that ill never be a victim of a shark

  • @dingdingding4033
    @dingdingding4033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    That's great to know that catalina island is a hot spot, my 6th grade year we went to catalina island and went night diving.. imagine, 60 little kids floating like little suasages for the sharks to munch on.. shit..

    • @markcuckerburg6099
      @markcuckerburg6099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Gingras same man, we got kicked out tho lol

    • @HollerAtcherBoi
      @HollerAtcherBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same dude! Shit was hectic

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If Sharks wanted to kill humans like that there'd be thousands every year

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      60 bodies in the water likely decreases chances of attack by a vast amount

    • @eriktweedt4815
      @eriktweedt4815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How the hell did they take you night swimming off of catalina island in the 6th grade?! My 6th grade year most teachers wouldn't even allow kids to be left in the room alone for longer then 5 min..

  • @sirtenderbaum627
    @sirtenderbaum627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how he convinces himself it's a dolphin not shark just so he can carry on swimming, denial is a blessed thing for the human mind lol

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sounds like he saw a shark . A dolphin swims up right not on its side . Plus it would have to be a huge blue nose or beluga dolphin . Probably a great white he saw

    • @The-GreenHornet
      @The-GreenHornet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He first says that great white sharks are plentiful, more than we realize.
      Especially in those waters where he was swimming around those islands.
      Then he plays a mind game with himself so that he can keep on swimming, so he doesn't blow a couple of months of training.
      I'm willing to bet, it was a big white pointer. He's very fortunate that it wasn't in hunting mode.

  • @norwegianblue2017
    @norwegianblue2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how Joe, who I am sure is pretty courageous in regular life and definitely not a coward, is completely scared shitless by wildlife. Look at that thing!

    • @casper4255
      @casper4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally every human is scared of wild animals .

    • @comsensical
      @comsensical ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@casper4255 yeah im pretty sure norwegian meant that comment as both a compliment to joe and a salute of respect for the wild lol

    • @fettuccine723
      @fettuccine723 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally a feral cat could fuck up a super fit dude very easily, like the human would win at the end of the day like easy clap just kick that fucker till it stops, but if it really wanted to do some damage it genuinely could, same thing with like coyotes and raccoons and other small animals like that, like imagine a pitbull how much damage that thing could do, and those are pretty small dogs relatively speaking, so yeah anything bigger than me I don’t fuck with that at all lmao

  • @biggrundo6667
    @biggrundo6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I'm Australian, and I caught sight of a relatively large tiger shark when I was swimming. Absolute terror, literally pissed myself, and was paddling on the spot for 5 minutes.

    • @roonsss
      @roonsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      farkkkkk! I grew up in South Aus, one of the world's hot spot's for Great White's. We were always in the ocean growing up, doing young dumb shit swimming out in open waters. I often wonder what the closest a shark was to us without us ever realizing, could have been 5m, could have been 500m.

    • @casper4255
      @casper4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why put yourself through that , get a pool .

    • @Looking-great
      @Looking-great 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you here of the attack last year in Sydney at Malabar? Great white bit the swimmer in half then came back a second time and ate him. He was a 34 year old dude just doing his daily swim in the same spot as he does. Google it. Just brutal.
      Some sicko has actually loaded the video that the fishermen filmed of him being attacked and yelling out help on TH-cam. Disgusting....

    • @BenMJay
      @BenMJay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way! I never heard of those. Do they have fur and stripes? Can they chase you on land? Australia has crazy wildlife!

    • @rad6666
      @rad6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiger shark. You're fine.

  • @mjwbulich
    @mjwbulich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Surfing since I was five. Spend thousands of hours in the ocean. No sharks, but I was surfing at Shell Beach near SLO on the cetral coast and had a bull elephant seal surface about 20 ft from me. It was the size of a VW Bug. Never been so scared in my life.

    • @humphreysmiggens3881
      @humphreysmiggens3881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cleftintwain cayucos here- had a close encounter at the light house at piadras Blancas. Longest paddle in ever. Were you at sewers?

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humphrey Smiggens I beleive it was Sewers. Was a long time ago but I remember Pismo was a bust so we headed north looking for better. Grew up in LA so I am not real familiar with the area.

    • @broadcast3ful
      @broadcast3ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How do you deal with the thought that a shark can come up at any time from below and snatch you back into the ocean.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@broadcast3ful, I know it's old... and I'm no op... BUT just in case you're still interested...
      There's a few things to know about the ocean, and shark attacks in general...
      1. The HUGE majority of shark attacks, happen in the late-ish afternoon (3-6 PM)... Second up... mid-morning (8-11 AM) or thereabouts... SO might be prudent just to avoid going "far from beach" around those times.
      2. Sharks are "mistaken" when they attack people... thinking they see seals. SO avoid clothing/wet-suits that HELP the appearance of a seal-like (specifically black) silhouette... bright colors and lots of reflection help...
      3. Sharks are excited around blood... (ahem...) even menstrual blood, so it's useful to point this out to women around you... and help them avoid inopportune swimming times...
      Here's the thing, it's not that girls shouldn't swim... OR that they should avoid water on that time of month... JUST be sure what time of day or night they go. Now, most people avoid "midnight" in the water for the obvious "nobody can see you either" problem, but midday is still WIDE OPEN.
      Finally, remember that the actual shark-attack statistics are tiny, compared to the MILLIONS and MILLIONS and MILLIONS of people who either live ocean-side or vacation there regularly... swimming. (yes, statistically, vending machines actually kill more people per year than sharks...lolz)
      It's worth pointing out further, that BULL sharks, not Great Whites actually hold the higher aggressive kill numbers among sharks anyways... AND for the record, Bulls have been seen as far as four hundred miles (400 mi) UP RIVERS in fresh water, since they can do that... so just because the water doesn't taste salty, doesn't always guarantee you won't see a shark. ;o)

    • @wickedawesomeo
      @wickedawesomeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But still Japanese fishermen eradicate sharks and whales just for "fun" and for fucking soup... You should be more scared of and FOR sharks but they are almost completely deleted from this earth now... so.. yeah... Fuck humans, we suck...

  • @ShawnRavenfire
    @ShawnRavenfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    There are chemical shark repellents. I was watching a documentary show where they were testing it, and the slightest drop sent sharks swimming in the opposite direction.
    Of course, Batman already knew about this.

    • @fricken99
      @fricken99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Batman is a scientist.

    • @jacobhuffman5445
      @jacobhuffman5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was a cool scene in the bat chopper on the bat rope ladder when Robin tosses him the shark repellent bat spray and made sharky batsplode

    • @Redkodiak1994
      @Redkodiak1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      u can keep the ocean i rather stay in my woods encountering pumas coyotes & bears instead of sharx

    • @cameron9359
      @cameron9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Redkodiak1994 all day! We got no chance in the ocean really, it’s a whole different world in there..I’ll take my chances on land any day..

    • @thelonewolf2929
      @thelonewolf2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hishe?

  • @MrAdal206
    @MrAdal206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What is this myth that we're not on a sharks menu just because they eat seal?

  • @myne5689
    @myne5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This video makes my legs tingle and gives me second hand anxiety and I am sitting in my bedroom. I cannot swim in the ocean because as soon as I think about a shark floating under me, even if its not, its so dark and deep I just cannot handle it lol.

    • @Pinkfinger5000
      @Pinkfinger5000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My legs are tingling because I’ve been sitting on the shitter for 30 minutes watching Joe Rogan shark videos and they fell asleep😭

  • @stt5v2002
    @stt5v2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “The electrical shark deterrent device had a long tail, and that was the problem.”
    “Why, because of the drag?”
    “No, because every 37 seconds the thing floats up and zaps you in the nuts.”
    😂 😂 😂

    • @JosefSnurk
      @JosefSnurk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Joe's "OH CHRIST" had me fucking ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TooCosmic
      @TooCosmic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JosefSnurk SAME LOL

    • @-.-4827
      @-.-4827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fran Ra lmao

  • @charliebrown3072
    @charliebrown3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Have this sharks tried DMT? -Joe Rogan

  • @Booky_Lukey
    @Booky_Lukey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Joe ‘i have a friend of mine’ Rogan

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke Major
      Mate, read it as he said it...
      Best one I have seen. 3 points.

    • @VinceG18
      @VinceG18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Major I’ll have them send you some.

    • @DS-jl8wf
      @DS-jl8wf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @aspromonte5179
    @aspromonte5179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I once swam extremely close to a shark without knowing. I was in Florida at the beach. I like to go fairly deep out by myself with a boogie board and just float around in the quiet, it’s really relaxing for me. I see my family kind of flailing their arms and trying to say something, which I mistook as them saying hi because a lot of them just arrived. When I came back they were all freaking out terrified saying that there was a shark much longer than me (I’m a little over 6’1’’) literally right next to me. What made it even scarier is that I knew that the beach I was specifically is notorious for bull sharks (sharks that while typically not as big as great whites can be are much more aggressive). Long story short I am much more cautious of which beaches I go out to.

    • @casper4255
      @casper4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s natural selection

    • @keiitano3857
      @keiitano3857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like New Smyrna to me

    • @DvitusR
      @DvitusR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You’re lucky it wasn’t dark or the water wasn’t murky and the shark didn’t decide to take a test bite. In general according to marine experts sharks don’t like to eat humans, they don’t like our taste apparently, but that won’t stop them from taking a chuck out of you to try to identify what kind of creature you are when the the water is too murky for them to see what you are.

    • @shotkuz6925
      @shotkuz6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude from Sydney Australia just got bit in half from a great white 4 months ago and there's videos of him getting mauled by this shark as fisherman couldn't do nothing but film . In this footage you can hear this man scream once and the second time he screams it sounded like he immediately ran out of breath but I think it was from the shark biting him in half. The water around the attack was red and the video cuts out. Then I saw the second video and it was his torso with one arm face down in the water and you see the great white come back and take what's left of him underwater. You can hear Fisherman saying "I'm going to get sick" wtf". These videos fucked me up for life . The ocean is no joke

    • @shotkuz6925
      @shotkuz6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ZodsINcPaEE/w-d-xo.html

  • @johnregister7442
    @johnregister7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The thought of swimming in the ocean is literally the most terrifying thing I could even imagine.

  • @kehlanitsnami3954
    @kehlanitsnami3954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Joe "can I get some numbers please" Rogan

    • @nick3777
      @nick3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kehlani Tsnami I read that as soon as he said it 😹

    • @ovparanormal4425
      @ovparanormal4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm getting sick of all the "Joe bla bla bla Rogan" trend. Unoriginal bastards.

    • @denisa.6782
      @denisa.6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OV Paranormal woah who hurt you

  • @Alex20148
    @Alex20148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm feeling sooo safe on my couch!!!!

  • @manch0vy543
    @manch0vy543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I'm from the east coast (OBX), surfed all my life until I went up in my friends plane and looked down as we flew over the beach. People were having a great time swimming and surfing and none of them had any idea the size of the Sharks that were swimming around them. I've had sharks come up and break the surface near me but looking down into the water and seeing these massive shadows scared the ever living shit out of me. And yes, these shadows were easily identifiable as sharks.

    • @BeforeThisNovember
      @BeforeThisNovember 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This is one of the scariest comments I've read. It's like a horror novel in one paragraph

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So the question is did you keep surfing after that?

    • @Vostoceq
      @Vostoceq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nawab256 Is that serious question? "surfed all my life until I went up in my friends plane "

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Vostoceq
      Yes, it's hard to believe he quit just because of what he saw since he surfed his whole life. But I still wanted to make sure

    • @lifeofmysterygirl9240
      @lifeofmysterygirl9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrifying

  • @prisonmike5055
    @prisonmike5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    First guy they talked about getting attacked and bit in half was crazy. Actually april 2008. I was surfing the next break over and hear a commotion and saw the other swimmers helping a guy in with a blood trail down the sand. He was done by the time he got to the stairs. I paddled in right away. Spooky rip

  • @bukkakerain7207
    @bukkakerain7207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The last time I came this early she just laughed and charged me for the full hour anyway.

    • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
      @ThatGuy-vi8ch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This explains the last time my hooker showed up early.

    • @whysosyria1
      @whysosyria1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @willwingate5057
      @willwingate5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That Guy hookers showing up early is a dangerous game my man

    • @TemplarsCreed
      @TemplarsCreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO i'm loving this comments section. I feel like I just walked into this comment mid-conversation lol

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last time I was this early I still had my virginity

  • @Top10girl
    @Top10girl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Damn. I would be wearing four of those anti-shark bands at once if I were to swim in the ocean.

    • @cazgerald9471
      @cazgerald9471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They cancel each other out and are possibly an attractive force if you do that. You can wear one on your wrist and opposite ankle to slightly boost the repellent effectiveness.
      I just made that up ;~)

    • @dustinalicea3304
      @dustinalicea3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caz Gerald haha I love you

    • @jmckinney149
      @jmckinney149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better to just use a boat

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not sure if 4 of them will repel all sharks, but they'll stimulate your balls alright

    • @actionong
      @actionong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You won't catch me swimming in shark infested waters

  • @mikekoz68
    @mikekoz68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Joe “a shark jacked my dog” Rogan

  • @kuma194
    @kuma194 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A mistake? Say that to both Simon Nellis and the guy who just recently got eaten by a shark in Egypt. People filmed it. And that shark went frenzy on that guy. 😨

  • @bigfatty2536
    @bigfatty2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw a Great White (or atleast a big motherfucker atleast 3 metres) when I was swimming with my mates in Plettenberg Bay, South Africa. I almost went into shock because we were a 2 minute swim from shore, you have no idea how hard it is too swim when you think something is about to bite you in half and you wont see it coming. Without a doubt the scariest predator, but attacks are so rare.

  • @LewisBeckman
    @LewisBeckman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Australians invented the word shark by combining SHIT and FARK.

    • @unclonmas
      @unclonmas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lewis Beckman 😂

    • @deckofcards87
      @deckofcards87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao too right mate

    • @rebel107
      @rebel107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is Fark a saying in Australia?

    • @LewisBeckman
      @LewisBeckman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Yes it is. Mate.

    • @rebel107
      @rebel107 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lewis Beckman use it in a sentence, and can you spell it out phoenetically? Like how it sounds

  • @williamlong8859
    @williamlong8859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Growing up and swimming in Southern California, we saw Hammerheads, Makos, Great Whites with some regularity. Saw more seals, (scary as F when the pit bull off the sea wants your scuba fins), and dolphins in the surf almost daily. The further south and the more visibility, the volume of sea life and sharks are incredible.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been fishing seen thresher , hammer head , and mako off of Cali but no great white

    • @williamlong8859
      @williamlong8859 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tucko11 check out the coastal waters near Malibu

  • @GetOutsideYourself
    @GetOutsideYourself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The Santa Barbara Channel is like the Serengeti of the ocean. It's so freaking stocked with wildlife and it's just miles offshore. You can take a boat 30 minutes and see literally thousands of dolphins, all kinds of whales, sharks, you name it.

    • @MrEtherShot
      @MrEtherShot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jonathan Stewart I went there once I seen a millions and billions of sharks and porpoisesss super stocked bro

    • @tmoney0212
      @tmoney0212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Stewart why us there soo many wildlife there

    • @brianz2802
      @brianz2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about jellyfish

    • @Imakebootysclap
      @Imakebootysclap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats like all of the pacific coast dude lol

    • @ricardomontalban6004
      @ricardomontalban6004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do they grill them right there?

  • @jessehutchings
    @jessehutchings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The odds of being attacked by a shark are extremely low and when you consider how any shark within about 100 yards already knows you're there it actually demonstrates just how uninterested they are in eating humans because they do see us all the time and choose to ignore us ... However, those odds are still too high for me

    • @robpolaris7272
      @robpolaris7272 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah because the percentage of humans swimming in the ocean at any given time is low. The odds of being attacked by a shark are calculated with everyone, not just people swimming in the ocean.

    • @The-GreenHornet
      @The-GreenHornet ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Go take your theory and have a go in South Africa or South Australia, to prove your regurgitated hypothesis.

    • @ericmixer
      @ericmixer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes yes sometimes no !

    • @kutthroat2735
      @kutthroat2735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knowing my luck I’d end up a statistic so I’d rather stay on the beach building sand castles

  • @matthewquint8251
    @matthewquint8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm from the east coast and where Im from sharks rarely come.
    But we were in Maine when I was a kid by a light house and their was two huge sharks swimming around the lighthouse so they closed down the water. I'll never forget that day

  • @Xosidhe
    @Xosidhe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Yeah... dolphin on its side... 🤔🦈

    • @ro-hammadali1166
      @ro-hammadali1166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stevie Darling they swim sideways🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TemplarsCreed
      @TemplarsCreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helped him get back in the water the following week

  • @flyagaric007
    @flyagaric007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    once you in the open ocean with legs dangling you're potential lure for monsters from below.Period.

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You can't always trust fisherman back in 2003 a fisherman in San Francisco told me he saw a 12 foot purple shark. I think he was just high off his gourd.

  • @mrs.chandler9384
    @mrs.chandler9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a shark biologist. When this guy says sharks only attack people, because they think they are seals, is completely false. Sharks are apex predators. They will eat anything edible. The reason there are few shark attacks is because most people swim in shallow waters. Most shark bites are on surfers, people who swim too far from the beach, or at the time of day we’re sharks feed.

    • @lonesheepdog6337
      @lonesheepdog6337 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sharks are apex predators? Killer whale; hold my seal

  • @biguncle554
    @biguncle554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once I was on a helicopter flying to the Catalina Wine Mixer when I accidentally dropped a chicken tender into the ocean, this big shark swam up and ate it then looked up at me and tipped his fedora.

  • @DonnieDin
    @DonnieDin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Tony Ferguson is the kind of guy to get in the ocean and make the sharks nervous they'll get bit.

  • @cako666
    @cako666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Joe: the tail was a problem because of the drag?
    Peter: nope, it zaps you in the nuts
    Joe: AW JESUS CHRIST

  • @PhalanxSpirit
    @PhalanxSpirit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s insane to me that this dude said “i’ll risk giving up THE REST of my life cuz i trained for a few months and dont want to waste that time”

  • @ricpowers1475
    @ricpowers1475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So. The question i know unifies EVERY viewer of this video: WHY?! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GO SWIMMING IN THE EXACT SPOT A GREAT WHITE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY THREE DAYS PRIOR!!?? NO OTHER SPOT TO SWIM ON THE PACIFIC COAST!!?

    • @Craig-wp3pz
      @Craig-wp3pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people believe the old wives tale !
      'Cos lightning never strikes the same spot twice,
      I certainly wouldn't be getting my feet wet

  • @DemHialeahBoyz
    @DemHialeahBoyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    This is why the Great Lakes are the best. No salt, No sharks.

    • @olahfsmart3630
      @olahfsmart3630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan Jakeway Bulldog Shark ?

    • @gixxerfixxer4159
      @gixxerfixxer4159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Bull shark**
      There's still the bull shark to worry about, which is actually the most aggressive and territorial one of them all.

    • @kylekelley8384
      @kylekelley8384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      not in the great lakes dude thats way too far inland.

    • @lewis8585
      @lewis8585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's not true. There's no way a shark is getting into the great lakes. It would have to get through locks, falls etc etc. There's no record of a bull shark ever making it even close to the great lakes. They also wouldn't survive the winter if by some miracle one got it (which is impossible). There was a story about an attack in Lake Michigan but that was debunked years ago. So yeah, never.

    • @elmuchacho6836
      @elmuchacho6836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      leeches

  • @DJPhree330
    @DJPhree330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Joe "We're gonna need a bigger boat" Rogan

  • @octoman_games
    @octoman_games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Whats worse: A Great White chomping on you or a Giant Squid grabbing you and chomping you?

    • @johndo8792
      @johndo8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Both are unacceptable.

    • @silentgroyper5069
      @silentgroyper5069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OctoMan PC's A Giant Squid sucking on your brain

    • @cazgerald9471
      @cazgerald9471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Humboldt squid attacks. If more people swam in their territory we'd be talking about the leopard seal.

    • @hustleup3840
      @hustleup3840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squid!!

    • @libertyprime9307
      @libertyprime9307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Squid would be worse since squids have to eat slowly, taking small bite after small bite with their beak.

  • @christophzeit6282
    @christophzeit6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Animal exists.
    Joe Rogan: "Damn, how many pounds is that?!"

  • @pianospawn1
    @pianospawn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah, the ol’ 15 mile “training swim”

  • @dave93x
    @dave93x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was body boarding when I was a kid off the coast of Newquay and obviously we in England barely have anything that can kill you, but I remember going out a bit too far to catch up to my brother and I remember looking down and seeing a 6 foot wide brown and clear jellyfish crown and rushing back to the beach. That shit was terrifying. I actually had a few marks on my leg that day so I did get stung but I didn't feel it at any point. That's when I gained a whole new level of respect for the ocean and I live in fucking England where the biggest animal kingdom threat you can encounter is choking on a salmon vertebrae if you don't de-bone properly.

  • @omaraellosiii8171
    @omaraellosiii8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If your ever in a shark attack, if you have the slightest chance, hit it in its nose, people have survived attacks because of that. It’s very sensitive to them.

    • @jbrcook01
      @jbrcook01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the Ampullae of Lorenzini is what they use most frequently to zero in on potential prey.

  • @limabravo6065
    @limabravo6065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I grew up on the water and one of the things I realized pretty quickly was that once a human being enters the ocean they go from the top of the food chain to pretty much the bottom. The jersey shore that almost nobody associates with great white sharks all the while they are just few hundred yards off shore.

  • @thelostboygiovanni
    @thelostboygiovanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate it when they say that we are not on sharks menus and whenever we get attacked they say the sharks have made a mistake. Complete BS sharks will eat anything they do not care.

  • @headhunter306
    @headhunter306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I often fish solo for mahi and other deep water fish about 40 to 50 miles offshore. And every single time I'm out there I always think about what would happen to me if the boat sank or if I had to bail for some reason. I love being out there and it's so peaceful and relaxing and fun fishing but I've always got that on my mind. Floating in the water for hours maybe days waiting for a rescue. My luck I'd be run over by a huge ship first, survive barly then the sharks come to finding me off lol

  • @harrygibbs4702
    @harrygibbs4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm suprised Joe didn't say something like "Wow... Look at the shoulders on that shark."

  • @maxfarris7492
    @maxfarris7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe "sharks are just floatin around out there" Rogan...

  • @SLAYERSWINE1
    @SLAYERSWINE1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Saw an article recently that stated there have been more sharks attacks & fatalities in the last 20 years than all the previous years on record combined.
    Many factors involved such as population growth, easier access to water for humans, etc.. I believe the main reason & was mentioned was the oceans health as far as healthy fish populations. Sharks need to eat, no matter what.

  • @elonlothbrok5991
    @elonlothbrok5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't see mofos strolling around african savannah for kicks, so to swim in the ocean with an ancient apex predator must be a better idea?

  • @12227UserName
    @12227UserName ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sharks rarely attack people. It's a misconception that they actively hunt humans. When a shark is extremely curious they will sometimes take a nibble at whatever it is they're interested in. For a shark, it's not much different than how a person will touch or taste something out of curiosity. It's after they get a taste of your blood that they will come back to consume you. And while there's a bit of truth that they can smell blood miles away, it's reliant on a number of factors. The current has to be going toward their direction. And depending on the distance it can take quite a while for them to be attracted to the scent of it.

    • @jenster29
      @jenster29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Whatever!!
      That 'nibble' is what kills or maims you 😂
      A dude was eaten by a gw in Australia about 2 years ago. Bit im half and then the shark came back for the 2nd half.
      They eat whatever tf they want.

  • @HarveyhopkinsSuper
    @HarveyhopkinsSuper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I also heard Catalina has a great wine mixer event every year

    • @jamesedwards1197
      @jamesedwards1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the Fucking Catalina wine mixer!!!!!!

  • @IamBlackMagic03
    @IamBlackMagic03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If you're hungry as hell and a bucket of chicken strolled through your living room you'd be all over that shit..... people are like a bucket of chicken rolling through the sharks living room when they're hungry! Of course they're gonna take a bite!

    • @Biglizly
      @Biglizly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most sharks actually dont like human meat, they bite/bump things to see if theyre edible but unfortunately in the case of bigger sharks like great whites a small bite for them is a whole human arm or leg

    • @jenster29
      @jenster29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Biglizly that dude in australia would disagree... but he got eaten in 2 parts by a gw

  • @danielhawkins9717
    @danielhawkins9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:30 dude be like talk to the fisherman off of Coronado its non stop great whites but we’re generally not what they want.
    Joe be like they want the Seals!
    Coronado Navy Seals LoL 😂

    • @iamaslayerbruh1181
      @iamaslayerbruh1181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Hawkins my thoughts exactly😂😂😂 fml

  • @user-ur9qz4bm8f
    @user-ur9qz4bm8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe “ I’ll put a shark in a choke hold so I can give it DMT” Rogan

  • @Jagg61
    @Jagg61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In Galveston in about 84. I was surf fishing about 100 yards offshore in the gulf. A guy was about 15 yards from me. Catching trout, he was putting the bleeding trout in a freshwater trout basket. I heard him screaming, flopping around in the water. A shark had completely stripped his lower leg to the bone. He was making it to shore faster than I was. His people were waiting for him. Took him straight to the hospital. My ex was watching me swim with my pole in hand. I swam all the way up to knee deep water. Without touching sand till I stood up. I just stayed on the pier after that.

  • @Martayz22
    @Martayz22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We aren’t designed to be in the ocean, we are in the sharks habitat so can’t be surprised if a bite occurs

  • @oSTYNCLSYo
    @oSTYNCLSYo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I will never swim in the ocean I'm deathly afraid of sharks.

  • @markconnolly3156
    @markconnolly3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've always said my biggest fear in life would be to come across a great white while swimming. The shark wouldn't need to kill me id have a heart attack. Free meal for the shark (as if it wouldn't have its way with me if I was alive anyway)

  • @willjfit9345
    @willjfit9345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else here after the recent shark attack in Egypt? Obsessed with anything about sharks right now😬

  • @realtalktrustories6480
    @realtalktrustories6480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:10 I become so obsessed with this thing that I can’t remember 🥴

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well how do you apply pressure and swim/stay afloat. Oh and,
    "Hippopotamus kill more people a year than sharks" Rogan.

  • @arianagandhi4582
    @arianagandhi4582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘’When they attack you they make a mistake’’
    Have you ever asked a shark about that??

  • @cpmvmaker1
    @cpmvmaker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That shark band stuff is hocus-pokus.
    A kid was recently attacked on the east coast while wearing one of these.
    It make work some of the time, but I could see it agitating more aggressive sharks like bull & tigers.

  • @EatinGoodOsrs
    @EatinGoodOsrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else hear after the Sydney attack?

  • @GabGotti3
    @GabGotti3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys just seen the Russian in Egypt on vacation being eaten alive by a Tiger Shark? I’m so tired of people telling me “Sharks don’t want to eat Humans”. Um no, Sharks will eat anything.

  • @IdunGOOFEd
    @IdunGOOFEd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great podcast with Tom morello, glad to hear he’s still out yhere

  • @casachezdoom2588
    @casachezdoom2588 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Whenever they're attacking us they're making a mistake." There's a bunch of info and studies out there that show that this is often not the case.
    It depends on the type of shark, and how far from shore it happened. Some attacks are territorial (not a mistake, just a "hey get out of my territory!" attack - great whites, bull sharks, hammerheads amonght other), attacks in open waters far from the shore where food is more scarse is more likely to result in feeding (whatever they can find - blue shark, oceanic white tip, mako, etc.), and many videos show great whites slowly following humans for quite a while (so they have plenty of time to identify they prey) before going in and attacking. Attacks by tigersharks for example often result in a single bite (they take a limb off) and then leave, not because they don't like it but because they had their meal (for now). Check out Sharks Happen for many examples with plenty of data to back it up.
    Most sharks are not out there to get you, but some might take the opportunity if it presents itself, even if you're not their favorite meal.

    • @janellemitchell4215
      @janellemitchell4215 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true. The shark attack at Little Beach NSW, Aus, many believe was not mistaken identity as it ate the entire guy. The video is on TH-cam. Horrific.

    • @tishcortez3716
      @tishcortez3716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup I totally agree. They're wild animals. End of story.

  • @ChipCalifornia
    @ChipCalifornia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I convinced myself it was a dolphin on the side."
    What the hell man?! :D

  • @unleashedmystery
    @unleashedmystery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    please people go to 7:23 and play at 0.25 speed

  • @vengeance2825
    @vengeance2825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sideways dolphin huh? One of those got a Brit in Sydney recently. I saw the video. I initially thought Great White, but it was definitely a side fucken dolphin.

  • @abcdb4700
    @abcdb4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a pier fisherman, I think people don’t realize how many sharks there are just a couple dozen feet from the shore

  • @CuriousConnoisseurs
    @CuriousConnoisseurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " Whats with the Guy got attacked by Shark" ? YES THATS FUNNY TO REMEMBER! lol interview starts nice :D

  • @CARTUNE.
    @CARTUNE. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Who in their right mind thinks it was a good idea to swim just 3 days after an attack? 90% sure the shark is still gonna be around. lol I'd be a little nervous even after 3 months wtf was he thinking.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't you hear what he said? Sharks only attack humans by mistake. They never purposefully hunt us

    • @superswift9119
      @superswift9119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trequor only great whites there are other sharks that don’t give a fuck that ur a human and will still eat u

    • @user-vp9xn3wb7v
      @user-vp9xn3wb7v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trequor yea animals that could accidentally tear half of my body off and let me bleed out in 6 minutes , don't make me nervous AT ALLLLLL.

  • @rickseifert9040
    @rickseifert9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crazy how people are brave in different ways. This dude wouldn’t do the shit joe has done and vice versa

  • @glenpenrose1834
    @glenpenrose1834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LOVE ❤ SHARKS!
    A little salt, some garlic...

  • @mikew.762
    @mikew.762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I grew up swimming and surfing in San Diego, one time I had just got done surfing and walked the beach with my mother and brother. We found a seal bit in half around 200 yards from we’re I was swimming.

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe " that shark was jacked!" Rogan