Shark Rogan Show Shark: “humans are more plentiful than we realize, just ask some hunters they’ll tell you that they’re endless” Shark Rogan: “You’re freaking me out man”
They are defs one of the scariest animals for sure. The thing that tops it for me are crocodiles. Those things are literally prehistoric monsters that are extremely intelligent at killing.
I haven't been in the water with sharks, but I have swam with wild dolphins. Whilst the experience was incredible and the dolphins were being friendly and playful, you realise how hugely out of your depth you are when you're in the water with these creatures. Their size and speed as they spin around you is breathtaking. You are literally like a helpless babe at their mercy. I imagine swimming in the same water as a big shark, must truly be one of the most terrifying experiences imaginable.
I also swam around dophins. It was cool that one was looking at us and just continued swimming. Like they're aware you're not gonna hurt them. Also touched a big old turtle which didn't care. And was very close to a barracuda. But the best was seeing a small octopus and how it kept changing colors
FYI, dolphins along with chimpanzees and humans are prone to raping others of their kind. AND, ive seen videos of dolphins getting rather frisky with human females in the water. While they seem playful, you dont know what is on their mind! 😵💫😵😟
* you would be safer to swim with wild dolphin 🐬 captive dolphin 🐬 would likely try to grape 🍇. 😮 you make a great point. I understand what you mean being out of our people element 🌊 🏄
I'm Australian, and I caught sight of a relatively large tiger shark when I was swimming. Absolute terror, literally pissed myself, and was paddling on the spot for 5 minutes.
farkkkkk! I grew up in South Aus, one of the world's hot spot's for Great White's. We were always in the ocean growing up, doing young dumb shit swimming out in open waters. I often wonder what the closest a shark was to us without us ever realizing, could have been 5m, could have been 500m.
Did you here of the attack last year in Sydney at Malabar? Great white bit the swimmer in half then came back a second time and ate him. He was a 34 year old dude just doing his daily swim in the same spot as he does. Google it. Just brutal. Some sicko has actually loaded the video that the fishermen filmed of him being attacked and yelling out help on TH-cam. Disgusting....
Flew in a CH-53 helicopter over Waikiki beach back in the Marines and I remember seeing all these shadowy spots in the water from a couple hundred feet up. Asked what they were and the aircrew and captain all said, "those are sharks". Most the people in the water were *WAY* further out than the sharks were. Haven't went in the ocean since.
Thank You for your Service&I don't swim in the ocean&nor do I swim where alligators live&saltwater&Nile Crocodiles live&lakes&rivers bayous where bull sharks can live.Im from Louisiana&we dont have Salties&Nile crocs but we do have big gators&sharks at the gulf of Mexico&bull sharks in bayous,swamps,lakes&rivers especially the Mississippi River&im not swimming int em*Im not ever planning on ever getting near water anytype of maneating crocs live they actively enjoy hunting humans to make a TURD AKA 💩Chit.God Speed.Look up Llyod Skinner Capetown,South Africa.Llyod was in chest deep water swimming out past everyone else&he stopped to clean his goggles out&was standing in chest deep water&as Llyod was fixing hus goggles witnesses&a man at his water front Condo all witness a HUGE DINOSAUR MINIBUS SIZE GREAT WHITE ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY swam fast &grabs Llyod & bites him&takes him under&lets go &Llyod SCREAMS ALTHOUGH ALMOST BITTEN IN HALF BY THE 1ST BITE YELLS HELP GOD PLEASE HELP&his girlfriend sees him alonh with everyone else get grabbed by a massive GW &all his 6ft body is now in the GW mouth with like a arm are maybe a leg&the huge GW took Llyod Skinners out to sea for dinner&his goggles were all that survived&a huge pool of blood where Lloyd bleed out&Vladmir was ate by a tiger in the redsea on vacation in Egypt and it was videoed Simon Nellis was a British SAS&VFW & was ate alive by a huge greatwhite down under in Australia so many others have been ate alive by greatwhites in South Africa,California&Australia.
I love how Joe, who I am sure is pretty courageous in regular life and definitely not a coward, is completely scared shitless by wildlife. Look at that thing!
Literally a feral cat could fuck up a super fit dude very easily, like the human would win at the end of the day like easy clap just kick that fucker till it stops, but if it really wanted to do some damage it genuinely could, same thing with like coyotes and raccoons and other small animals like that, like imagine a pitbull how much damage that thing could do, and those are pretty small dogs relatively speaking, so yeah anything bigger than me I don’t fuck with that at all lmao
This reminds me of a time I was halfway through a hike in Glacier National Park in Montana with 3 other people. We stopped at a chalet for lunch and heard from some other hikers that a couple had been mauled by a mother grizzly when they inadvertently got too close to her cubs. They both survived and were airlifted out, but the bear was still on the loose. My dad was waiting at the end of the trail to pick us up and we had no way to get ahold of him (this was 1993 and none of us had cell phones, although we would have had no reception there anyway), so we had to continue our hike through the same area these people had been mauled. The second half of the hike was through an area of dense underbrush and a very windy trail, where you could never see very far ahead. It was about 7-8 miles, and all we knew was that somewhere out there was a very agitated mother grizzly bear. We did as the rangers tell you to do and tried to make lots of noise, so as not to startle the bear. I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life. Maybe it doesn't sound that bad, but trust me, when you are out deep in the woods and you know for a fact there is an angry grizzly bear somewhere nearby, it is truly a frightening experience.
I once swam extremely close to a shark without knowing. I was in Florida at the beach. I like to go fairly deep out by myself with a boogie board and just float around in the quiet, it’s really relaxing for me. I see my family kind of flailing their arms and trying to say something, which I mistook as them saying hi because a lot of them just arrived. When I came back they were all freaking out terrified saying that there was a shark much longer than me (I’m a little over 6’1’’) literally right next to me. What made it even scarier is that I knew that the beach I was specifically is notorious for bull sharks (sharks that while typically not as big as great whites can be are much more aggressive). Long story short I am much more cautious of which beaches I go out to.
You’re lucky it wasn’t dark or the water wasn’t murky and the shark didn’t decide to take a test bite. In general according to marine experts sharks don’t like to eat humans, they don’t like our taste apparently, but that won’t stop them from taking a chuck out of you to try to identify what kind of creature you are when the the water is too murky for them to see what you are.
Dude from Sydney Australia just got bit in half from a great white 4 months ago and there's videos of him getting mauled by this shark as fisherman couldn't do nothing but film . In this footage you can hear this man scream once and the second time he screams it sounded like he immediately ran out of breath but I think it was from the shark biting him in half. The water around the attack was red and the video cuts out. Then I saw the second video and it was his torso with one arm face down in the water and you see the great white come back and take what's left of him underwater. You can hear Fisherman saying "I'm going to get sick" wtf". These videos fucked me up for life . The ocean is no joke
There are chemical shark repellents. I was watching a documentary show where they were testing it, and the slightest drop sent sharks swimming in the opposite direction. Of course, Batman already knew about this.
Surfing since I was five. Spend thousands of hours in the ocean. No sharks, but I was surfing at Shell Beach near SLO on the cetral coast and had a bull elephant seal surface about 20 ft from me. It was the size of a VW Bug. Never been so scared in my life.
Humphrey Smiggens I beleive it was Sewers. Was a long time ago but I remember Pismo was a bust so we headed north looking for better. Grew up in LA so I am not real familiar with the area.
@@broadcast3ful, I know it's old... and I'm no op... BUT just in case you're still interested... There's a few things to know about the ocean, and shark attacks in general... 1. The HUGE majority of shark attacks, happen in the late-ish afternoon (3-6 PM)... Second up... mid-morning (8-11 AM) or thereabouts... SO might be prudent just to avoid going "far from beach" around those times. 2. Sharks are "mistaken" when they attack people... thinking they see seals. SO avoid clothing/wet-suits that HELP the appearance of a seal-like (specifically black) silhouette... bright colors and lots of reflection help... 3. Sharks are excited around blood... (ahem...) even menstrual blood, so it's useful to point this out to women around you... and help them avoid inopportune swimming times... Here's the thing, it's not that girls shouldn't swim... OR that they should avoid water on that time of month... JUST be sure what time of day or night they go. Now, most people avoid "midnight" in the water for the obvious "nobody can see you either" problem, but midday is still WIDE OPEN. Finally, remember that the actual shark-attack statistics are tiny, compared to the MILLIONS and MILLIONS and MILLIONS of people who either live ocean-side or vacation there regularly... swimming. (yes, statistically, vending machines actually kill more people per year than sharks...lolz) It's worth pointing out further, that BULL sharks, not Great Whites actually hold the higher aggressive kill numbers among sharks anyways... AND for the record, Bulls have been seen as far as four hundred miles (400 mi) UP RIVERS in fresh water, since they can do that... so just because the water doesn't taste salty, doesn't always guarantee you won't see a shark. ;o)
But still Japanese fishermen eradicate sharks and whales just for "fun" and for fucking soup... You should be more scared of and FOR sharks but they are almost completely deleted from this earth now... so.. yeah... Fuck humans, we suck...
That's great to know that catalina island is a hot spot, my 6th grade year we went to catalina island and went night diving.. imagine, 60 little kids floating like little suasages for the sharks to munch on.. shit..
How the hell did they take you night swimming off of catalina island in the 6th grade?! My 6th grade year most teachers wouldn't even allow kids to be left in the room alone for longer then 5 min..
The odds of being attacked by a shark are extremely low and when you consider how any shark within about 100 yards already knows you're there it actually demonstrates just how uninterested they are in eating humans because they do see us all the time and choose to ignore us ... However, those odds are still too high for me
Yeah because the percentage of humans swimming in the ocean at any given time is low. The odds of being attacked by a shark are calculated with everyone, not just people swimming in the ocean.
Growing up and swimming in Southern California, we saw Hammerheads, Makos, Great Whites with some regularity. Saw more seals, (scary as F when the pit bull off the sea wants your scuba fins), and dolphins in the surf almost daily. The further south and the more visibility, the volume of sea life and sharks are incredible.
I'm from the east coast (OBX), surfed all my life until I went up in my friends plane and looked down as we flew over the beach. People were having a great time swimming and surfing and none of them had any idea the size of the Sharks that were swimming around them. I've had sharks come up and break the surface near me but looking down into the water and seeing these massive shadows scared the ever living shit out of me. And yes, these shadows were easily identifiable as sharks.
I don't care how rare these attacks are, that is a HORRIFIC experience to endure. Experts who say sharks aren't a threat are so dumb. It might be rare, but IT HAPPENS.
No one should have a problem swimming in Great White Shark-infested waters. If they bite you and you die from either loss of blood, shock or from the horrific wounds, you can be safe in the knowledge that they simply made a genuine mistake and it was just a case of mistaken identity.
“The electrical shark deterrent device had a long tail, and that was the problem.” “Why, because of the drag?” “No, because every 37 seconds the thing floats up and zaps you in the nuts.” 😂 😂 😂
First guy they talked about getting attacked and bit in half was crazy. Actually april 2008. I was surfing the next break over and hear a commotion and saw the other swimmers helping a guy in with a blood trail down the sand. He was done by the time he got to the stairs. I paddled in right away. Spooky rip
The Santa Barbara Channel is like the Serengeti of the ocean. It's so freaking stocked with wildlife and it's just miles offshore. You can take a boat 30 minutes and see literally thousands of dolphins, all kinds of whales, sharks, you name it.
They cancel each other out and are possibly an attractive force if you do that. You can wear one on your wrist and opposite ankle to slightly boost the repellent effectiveness. I just made that up ;~)
It sounds like he saw a shark . A dolphin swims up right not on its side . Plus it would have to be a huge blue nose or beluga dolphin . Probably a great white he saw
He first says that great white sharks are plentiful, more than we realize. Especially in those waters where he was swimming around those islands. Then he plays a mind game with himself so that he can keep on swimming, so he doesn't blow a couple of months of training. I'm willing to bet, it was a big white pointer. He's very fortunate that it wasn't in hunting mode.
That's not true. There's no way a shark is getting into the great lakes. It would have to get through locks, falls etc etc. There's no record of a bull shark ever making it even close to the great lakes. They also wouldn't survive the winter if by some miracle one got it (which is impossible). There was a story about an attack in Lake Michigan but that was debunked years ago. So yeah, never.
I’m a shark biologist. When this guy says sharks only attack people, because they think they are seals, is completely false. Sharks are apex predators. They will eat anything edible. The reason there are few shark attacks is because most people swim in shallow waters. Most shark bites are on surfers, people who swim too far from the beach, or at the time of day we’re sharks feed.
This video makes my legs tingle and gives me second hand anxiety and I am sitting in my bedroom. I cannot swim in the ocean because as soon as I think about a shark floating under me, even if its not, its so dark and deep I just cannot handle it lol.
You can't always trust fisherman back in 2003 a fisherman in San Francisco told me he saw a 12 foot purple shark. I think he was just high off his gourd.
It's rare. It happens. We're talking about Sharks here... When you're seabound, you gotta try and do your best not to appear like something a shark would like to eat. Sharks generally don't prefer to eat people. Then again, even Sharks make mistakes from time to time.
I'm from the east coast and where Im from sharks rarely come. But we were in Maine when I was a kid by a light house and their was two huge sharks swimming around the lighthouse so they closed down the water. I'll never forget that day
If your ever in a shark attack, if you have the slightest chance, hit it in its nose, people have survived attacks because of that. It’s very sensitive to them.
Sideways dolphin huh? One of those got a Brit in Sydney recently. I saw the video. I initially thought Great White, but it was definitely a side fucken dolphin.
I was body boarding when I was a kid off the coast of Newquay and obviously we in England barely have anything that can kill you, but I remember going out a bit too far to catch up to my brother and I remember looking down and seeing a 6 foot wide brown and clear jellyfish crown and rushing back to the beach. That shit was terrifying. I actually had a few marks on my leg that day so I did get stung but I didn't feel it at any point. That's when I gained a whole new level of respect for the ocean and I live in fucking England where the biggest animal kingdom threat you can encounter is choking on a salmon vertebrae if you don't de-bone properly.
Saw an article recently that stated there have been more sharks attacks & fatalities in the last 20 years than all the previous years on record combined. Many factors involved such as population growth, easier access to water for humans, etc.. I believe the main reason & was mentioned was the oceans health as far as healthy fish populations. Sharks need to eat, no matter what.
I grew up on the water and one of the things I realized pretty quickly was that once a human being enters the ocean they go from the top of the food chain to pretty much the bottom. The jersey shore that almost nobody associates with great white sharks all the while they are just few hundred yards off shore.
As a surfer who experienced his first shark in the water experience yesterday. It was astonishing to see how many people genuinely just don’t care when sharks are around. EVERYONE STAYED IN THE WATER. I was appalled but also stayed in the water. It was like a weird moment where I genuinely just stayed calm with the group around me…
Sharks rarely attack people. It's a misconception that they actively hunt humans. When a shark is extremely curious they will sometimes take a nibble at whatever it is they're interested in. For a shark, it's not much different than how a person will touch or taste something out of curiosity. It's after they get a taste of your blood that they will come back to consume you. And while there's a bit of truth that they can smell blood miles away, it's reliant on a number of factors. The current has to be going toward their direction. And depending on the distance it can take quite a while for them to be attracted to the scent of it.
Whatever!! That 'nibble' is what kills or maims you 😂 A dude was eaten by a gw in Australia about 2 years ago. Bit im half and then the shark came back for the 2nd half. They eat whatever tf they want.
I hate it when they say that we are not on sharks menus and whenever we get attacked they say the sharks have made a mistake. Complete BS sharks will eat anything they do not care.
I saw a Great White (or atleast a big motherfucker atleast 3 metres) when I was swimming with my mates in Plettenberg Bay, South Africa. I almost went into shock because we were a 2 minute swim from shore, you have no idea how hard it is too swim when you think something is about to bite you in half and you wont see it coming. Without a doubt the scariest predator, but attacks are so rare.
"Whenever they're attacking us they're making a mistake." There's a bunch of info and studies out there that show that this is often not the case. It depends on the type of shark, and how far from shore it happened. Some attacks are territorial (not a mistake, just a "hey get out of my territory!" attack - great whites, bull sharks, hammerheads amonght other), attacks in open waters far from the shore where food is more scarse is more likely to result in feeding (whatever they can find - blue shark, oceanic white tip, mako, etc.), and many videos show great whites slowly following humans for quite a while (so they have plenty of time to identify they prey) before going in and attacking. Attacks by tigersharks for example often result in a single bite (they take a limb off) and then leave, not because they don't like it but because they had their meal (for now). Check out Sharks Happen for many examples with plenty of data to back it up. Most sharks are not out there to get you, but some might take the opportunity if it presents itself, even if you're not their favorite meal.
In Galveston in about 84. I was surf fishing about 100 yards offshore in the gulf. A guy was about 15 yards from me. Catching trout, he was putting the bleeding trout in a freshwater trout basket. I heard him screaming, flopping around in the water. A shark had completely stripped his lower leg to the bone. He was making it to shore faster than I was. His people were waiting for him. Took him straight to the hospital. My ex was watching me swim with my pole in hand. I swam all the way up to knee deep water. Without touching sand till I stood up. I just stayed on the pier after that.
Joe Rohan has done so many podcasts. I feel like as a father he could have an answer for any questions his kids have and be able to back it up from first hand experience or word to mouth 😂
Swimming in the ocean. At night. Off California. With sharks.
The boy's nuts, simple as that.
Mikishots I surfed at night for the first time
Joseph Martinez good luck the second time. Or the third, fourth, fifth, etc..
Sharks r pretty nice buddy my neighbor is a shark
@@buggzo5839 you live near Mark Cuban? Or Kevin oleary
Still an extremely rare occurance
"I convinced myself it was a dolphin on its side"...
Meanwhile me, in a lake, in Central Europe- some weed touches my foot...
Me: Yep, i`m dead...
Thanks for the laugh mate nearly pissed my pants,not really, but laughed so hard because I could see it and similar experiences
Heretyk_13 Yea. Now ur in Central Europe getting fucced by rona virus
@@Qbone1231 Your point? If you ever had one
@@Qbone1231 I've never heard of this rona virus. Tell me more friend?
@Butters S. nah all the cunt feminists and 55 gender men are from USA my guy
Joe should have a shark on the podcast next. Maybe smoke a blunt with it too
reggae shark
Don’t forget the dmt.
Gives the shark DMT
Lol
LMAO!!! Im pretty sure I just woke my gf up! Worth it that's fucking hilarious
Shark Rogan Show
Shark: “humans are more plentiful than we realize, just ask some hunters they’ll tell you that they’re endless”
Shark Rogan: “You’re freaking me out man”
10/10 comment
Lmao underrated
Whoever you are. You is special.
Shark Rogan:”That’s crazy. Have you ever tried CMT?”
Gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Joe said "dude, I am not interested in that" I started laughing because I felt that in my SOUL 😂
Joe "sharks are better at swimming than humans" Rogan
He's right tho, that's why you trick the shark to get on land and beat the shit out of it.
@@handfulofragtags9530 Then ya get the animal activists on your ass for doing that, so it's a lose lose
AYE LMFAO
@Do Or Do Not haha
Hey I'm braveheart.!!!
At least the sharks didn't have frikin Lazer beams attached to their heads
Uhhmmmm great whites were place on the endangered list while you were frozen, all we could get were sea bass..... Well, they are mutated sea bass...
Lol
Fortnite?
They do tho
@@michael.g3915 dr. evil
*Any predator exists*
“Man this is one of the scariest animals”-Joe
John Lydon yeah
what sharks? there are no more sharks in the ocean
They are defs one of the scariest animals for sure. The thing that tops it for me are crocodiles. Those things are literally prehistoric monsters that are extremely intelligent at killing.
@@mmercan4570 Really?
@really dude I've seen tigers losing battles with lions, and tigers winning battles against grizzlies, so I'd say it's no easy matchup for the grizzly
I haven't been in the water with sharks, but I have swam with wild dolphins. Whilst the experience was incredible and the dolphins were being friendly and playful, you realise how hugely out of your depth you are when you're in the water with these creatures. Their size and speed as they spin around you is breathtaking. You are literally like a helpless babe at their mercy. I imagine swimming in the same water as a big shark, must truly be one of the most terrifying experiences imaginable.
I also swam around dophins. It was cool that one was looking at us and just continued swimming. Like they're aware you're not gonna hurt them. Also touched a big old turtle which didn't care. And was very close to a barracuda. But the best was seeing a small octopus and how it kept changing colors
FYI, dolphins along with chimpanzees and humans are prone to raping others of their kind.
AND, ive seen videos of dolphins getting rather frisky with human females in the water.
While they seem playful, you dont know what is on their mind!
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I would go deep sea diving with sharks...
If i had a legit Iron Man suit.
Ever tried catch a fish with your bare hands?, that's how fast sharks can move u wont even touch them...
* you would be safer to swim with wild dolphin 🐬 captive dolphin 🐬 would likely try to grape 🍇. 😮 you make a great point. I understand what you mean being out of our people element 🌊 🏄
“So three days later I go swimming at that beach” wtf
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
once we get underwater iron man suits those great whites will get a taste of man power
Lol won't the suit just sink to the the bottom
They're endagered man, and they're super important to every eco system.
Lofi_Gudetama There’s a lot more of them out there then you think. I wouldn’t mind getting a couple great white kills in this new suit!
@@rilakkuma5065 nobody said do them like we did the wolves, just beat the shit out of em' a little
Barry Drew wtf is wrong with you
"Reduces the risk of getting eaten by a shark" I will order mine today and I dont even swim.
It's like a roleplaying game, and it just can't hurt to have that item in your inventory. :) Haha.
Landsharks are no joke my man
Better off getting a vending machine proof vest
Wear it to work.
Ha 69
A funny how a cough into the mic is part of Joe's language
I've always been afraid of sharks. An unnatural fear. As a child I was afraid of them even in my bathtub. Haven't gone into an ocean above my ankles.
I listen to "ocdstories" podcast the host himself has the same fear of sharks in bathtubs
@@alphawavesready6639 lol. Thanks for sharing that!
I can relate
You should consider beeing lifted waaaaaay offshore and have a swim to confront your fear
@@MonTube2006 WHY ??
The thought of swimming in the ocean is literally the most terrifying thing I could even imagine.
Sharks only attack you when your wet.
iklepud facts
Knowledge 💯
Sharks attack horny women
Your momma shouldn't swim at night
@Adz K has just dropped the mic.
I'm Australian, and I caught sight of a relatively large tiger shark when I was swimming. Absolute terror, literally pissed myself, and was paddling on the spot for 5 minutes.
farkkkkk! I grew up in South Aus, one of the world's hot spot's for Great White's. We were always in the ocean growing up, doing young dumb shit swimming out in open waters. I often wonder what the closest a shark was to us without us ever realizing, could have been 5m, could have been 500m.
Why put yourself through that , get a pool .
Did you here of the attack last year in Sydney at Malabar? Great white bit the swimmer in half then came back a second time and ate him. He was a 34 year old dude just doing his daily swim in the same spot as he does. Google it. Just brutal.
Some sicko has actually loaded the video that the fishermen filmed of him being attacked and yelling out help on TH-cam. Disgusting....
No way! I never heard of those. Do they have fur and stripes? Can they chase you on land? Australia has crazy wildlife!
Tiger shark. You're fine.
Flew in a CH-53 helicopter over Waikiki beach back in the Marines and I remember seeing all these shadowy spots in the water from a couple hundred feet up. Asked what they were and the aircrew and captain all said, "those are sharks". Most the people in the water were *WAY* further out than the sharks were.
Haven't went in the ocean since.
marinejcksn1 that’s actually creepy as shit
I was a KBay Marine too
@@jonahpedersen5429
Semper Fi!
Damn
Thank You for your Service&I don't swim in the ocean&nor do I swim where alligators live&saltwater&Nile Crocodiles live&lakes&rivers bayous where bull sharks can live.Im from Louisiana&we dont have Salties&Nile crocs but we do have big gators&sharks at the gulf of Mexico&bull sharks in bayous,swamps,lakes&rivers especially the Mississippi River&im not swimming int em*Im not ever planning on ever getting near water anytype of maneating crocs live they actively enjoy hunting humans to make a TURD AKA 💩Chit.God Speed.Look up Llyod Skinner Capetown,South Africa.Llyod was in chest deep water swimming out past everyone else&he stopped to clean his goggles out&was standing in chest deep water&as Llyod was fixing hus goggles witnesses&a man at his water front Condo all witness a HUGE DINOSAUR MINIBUS SIZE GREAT WHITE ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY swam fast &grabs Llyod & bites him&takes him under&lets go &Llyod SCREAMS ALTHOUGH ALMOST BITTEN IN HALF BY THE 1ST BITE YELLS HELP GOD PLEASE HELP&his girlfriend sees him alonh with everyone else get grabbed by a massive GW &all his 6ft body is now in the GW mouth with like a arm are maybe a leg&the huge GW took Llyod Skinners out to sea for dinner&his goggles were all that survived&a huge pool of blood where Lloyd bleed out&Vladmir was ate by a tiger in the redsea on vacation in Egypt and it was videoed Simon Nellis was a British SAS&VFW & was ate alive by a huge greatwhite down under in Australia so many others have been ate alive by greatwhites in South Africa,California&Australia.
I never used to be scared of sharks until I watch that guy in Egypt getting devoured by that tiger shark.
I love how Joe, who I am sure is pretty courageous in regular life and definitely not a coward, is completely scared shitless by wildlife. Look at that thing!
Literally every human is scared of wild animals .
@@casper4255 yeah im pretty sure norwegian meant that comment as both a compliment to joe and a salute of respect for the wild lol
Literally a feral cat could fuck up a super fit dude very easily, like the human would win at the end of the day like easy clap just kick that fucker till it stops, but if it really wanted to do some damage it genuinely could, same thing with like coyotes and raccoons and other small animals like that, like imagine a pitbull how much damage that thing could do, and those are pretty small dogs relatively speaking, so yeah anything bigger than me I don’t fuck with that at all lmao
Damn jordan schlansky, thats one scary story
hahah was thinkin same
YES 😂😂😂
HAHAHA
Now tell me about authentic Italian food
He has various duties
I can honestly say that ill never be a victim of a shark
Adam Hastings until you are
Adam Hastings 😂
Sharknado will come to you
Never say never.
Ding dong, dominos pizza...
This reminds me of a time I was halfway through a hike in Glacier National Park in Montana with 3 other people. We stopped at a chalet for lunch and heard from some other hikers that a couple had been mauled by a mother grizzly when they inadvertently got too close to her cubs. They both survived and were airlifted out, but the bear was still on the loose. My dad was waiting at the end of the trail to pick us up and we had no way to get ahold of him (this was 1993 and none of us had cell phones, although we would have had no reception there anyway), so we had to continue our hike through the same area these people had been mauled.
The second half of the hike was through an area of dense underbrush and a very windy trail, where you could never see very far ahead. It was about 7-8 miles, and all we knew was that somewhere out there was a very agitated mother grizzly bear. We did as the rangers tell you to do and tried to make lots of noise, so as not to startle the bear. I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life. Maybe it doesn't sound that bad, but trust me, when you are out deep in the woods and you know for a fact there is an angry grizzly bear somewhere nearby, it is truly a frightening experience.
Wtf
So randdom
damn i could only imagine the rush you must have had 💀
i live there lol
Good read. 👍
5:10 I become so obsessed with this thing that I can’t remember 🥴
I once swam extremely close to a shark without knowing. I was in Florida at the beach. I like to go fairly deep out by myself with a boogie board and just float around in the quiet, it’s really relaxing for me. I see my family kind of flailing their arms and trying to say something, which I mistook as them saying hi because a lot of them just arrived. When I came back they were all freaking out terrified saying that there was a shark much longer than me (I’m a little over 6’1’’) literally right next to me. What made it even scarier is that I knew that the beach I was specifically is notorious for bull sharks (sharks that while typically not as big as great whites can be are much more aggressive). Long story short I am much more cautious of which beaches I go out to.
That’s natural selection
Sounds like New Smyrna to me
You’re lucky it wasn’t dark or the water wasn’t murky and the shark didn’t decide to take a test bite. In general according to marine experts sharks don’t like to eat humans, they don’t like our taste apparently, but that won’t stop them from taking a chuck out of you to try to identify what kind of creature you are when the the water is too murky for them to see what you are.
Dude from Sydney Australia just got bit in half from a great white 4 months ago and there's videos of him getting mauled by this shark as fisherman couldn't do nothing but film . In this footage you can hear this man scream once and the second time he screams it sounded like he immediately ran out of breath but I think it was from the shark biting him in half. The water around the attack was red and the video cuts out. Then I saw the second video and it was his torso with one arm face down in the water and you see the great white come back and take what's left of him underwater. You can hear Fisherman saying "I'm going to get sick" wtf". These videos fucked me up for life . The ocean is no joke
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There are chemical shark repellents. I was watching a documentary show where they were testing it, and the slightest drop sent sharks swimming in the opposite direction.
Of course, Batman already knew about this.
Batman is a scientist.
That was a cool scene in the bat chopper on the bat rope ladder when Robin tosses him the shark repellent bat spray and made sharky batsplode
u can keep the ocean i rather stay in my woods encountering pumas coyotes & bears instead of sharx
@@Redkodiak1994 all day! We got no chance in the ocean really, it’s a whole different world in there..I’ll take my chances on land any day..
Hishe?
Surfing since I was five. Spend thousands of hours in the ocean. No sharks, but I was surfing at Shell Beach near SLO on the cetral coast and had a bull elephant seal surface about 20 ft from me. It was the size of a VW Bug. Never been so scared in my life.
cleftintwain cayucos here- had a close encounter at the light house at piadras Blancas. Longest paddle in ever. Were you at sewers?
Humphrey Smiggens I beleive it was Sewers. Was a long time ago but I remember Pismo was a bust so we headed north looking for better. Grew up in LA so I am not real familiar with the area.
How do you deal with the thought that a shark can come up at any time from below and snatch you back into the ocean.
@@broadcast3ful, I know it's old... and I'm no op... BUT just in case you're still interested...
There's a few things to know about the ocean, and shark attacks in general...
1. The HUGE majority of shark attacks, happen in the late-ish afternoon (3-6 PM)... Second up... mid-morning (8-11 AM) or thereabouts... SO might be prudent just to avoid going "far from beach" around those times.
2. Sharks are "mistaken" when they attack people... thinking they see seals. SO avoid clothing/wet-suits that HELP the appearance of a seal-like (specifically black) silhouette... bright colors and lots of reflection help...
3. Sharks are excited around blood... (ahem...) even menstrual blood, so it's useful to point this out to women around you... and help them avoid inopportune swimming times...
Here's the thing, it's not that girls shouldn't swim... OR that they should avoid water on that time of month... JUST be sure what time of day or night they go. Now, most people avoid "midnight" in the water for the obvious "nobody can see you either" problem, but midday is still WIDE OPEN.
Finally, remember that the actual shark-attack statistics are tiny, compared to the MILLIONS and MILLIONS and MILLIONS of people who either live ocean-side or vacation there regularly... swimming. (yes, statistically, vending machines actually kill more people per year than sharks...lolz)
It's worth pointing out further, that BULL sharks, not Great Whites actually hold the higher aggressive kill numbers among sharks anyways... AND for the record, Bulls have been seen as far as four hundred miles (400 mi) UP RIVERS in fresh water, since they can do that... so just because the water doesn't taste salty, doesn't always guarantee you won't see a shark. ;o)
But still Japanese fishermen eradicate sharks and whales just for "fun" and for fucking soup... You should be more scared of and FOR sharks but they are almost completely deleted from this earth now... so.. yeah... Fuck humans, we suck...
That's great to know that catalina island is a hot spot, my 6th grade year we went to catalina island and went night diving.. imagine, 60 little kids floating like little suasages for the sharks to munch on.. shit..
Kyle Gingras same man, we got kicked out tho lol
Same dude! Shit was hectic
If Sharks wanted to kill humans like that there'd be thousands every year
60 bodies in the water likely decreases chances of attack by a vast amount
How the hell did they take you night swimming off of catalina island in the 6th grade?! My 6th grade year most teachers wouldn't even allow kids to be left in the room alone for longer then 5 min..
Cool fact. People who don't go into the ocean have a 0% chance of being attacked by a shark
Not true. Plenty of drug lords literally have bull sharks in their saltwater swimming pools.
The odds of being attacked by a shark are extremely low and when you consider how any shark within about 100 yards already knows you're there it actually demonstrates just how uninterested they are in eating humans because they do see us all the time and choose to ignore us ... However, those odds are still too high for me
Yeah because the percentage of humans swimming in the ocean at any given time is low. The odds of being attacked by a shark are calculated with everyone, not just people swimming in the ocean.
Go take your theory and have a go in South Africa or South Australia, to prove your regurgitated hypothesis.
Sometimes yes sometimes no !
Knowing my luck I’d end up a statistic so I’d rather stay on the beach building sand castles
Joe ‘i have a friend of mine’ Rogan
Luke Major
Mate, read it as he said it...
Best one I have seen. 3 points.
Luke Major I’ll have them send you some.
Lmao
Growing up and swimming in Southern California, we saw Hammerheads, Makos, Great Whites with some regularity. Saw more seals, (scary as F when the pit bull off the sea wants your scuba fins), and dolphins in the surf almost daily. The further south and the more visibility, the volume of sea life and sharks are incredible.
I’ve been fishing seen thresher , hammer head , and mako off of Cali but no great white
@@tucko11 check out the coastal waters near Malibu
I'm from the east coast (OBX), surfed all my life until I went up in my friends plane and looked down as we flew over the beach. People were having a great time swimming and surfing and none of them had any idea the size of the Sharks that were swimming around them. I've had sharks come up and break the surface near me but looking down into the water and seeing these massive shadows scared the ever living shit out of me. And yes, these shadows were easily identifiable as sharks.
This is one of the scariest comments I've read. It's like a horror novel in one paragraph
So the question is did you keep surfing after that?
@@nawab256 Is that serious question? "surfed all my life until I went up in my friends plane "
@@Vostoceq
Yes, it's hard to believe he quit just because of what he saw since he surfed his whole life. But I still wanted to make sure
Terrifying
I don't care how rare these attacks are, that is a HORRIFIC experience to endure. Experts who say sharks aren't a threat are so dumb. It might be rare, but IT HAPPENS.
So it’s rare got it
@@billybob4159if you're the one that gets bitten, you dont give a shit if an attack is rare
No one should have a problem swimming in Great White Shark-infested waters. If they bite you and you die from either loss of blood, shock or from the horrific wounds, you can be safe in the knowledge that they simply made a genuine mistake and it was just a case of mistaken identity.
👏🏽😂
Joe "can I get some numbers please" Rogan
Kehlani Tsnami I read that as soon as he said it 😹
I'm getting sick of all the "Joe bla bla bla Rogan" trend. Unoriginal bastards.
OV Paranormal woah who hurt you
Joe “a shark jacked my dog” Rogan
“The electrical shark deterrent device had a long tail, and that was the problem.”
“Why, because of the drag?”
“No, because every 37 seconds the thing floats up and zaps you in the nuts.”
😂 😂 😂
Joe's "OH CHRIST" had me fucking ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JosefSnurk SAME LOL
@Fran Ra lmao
Anyone else here after the recent shark attack in Egypt? Obsessed with anything about sharks right now😬
First guy they talked about getting attacked and bit in half was crazy. Actually april 2008. I was surfing the next break over and hear a commotion and saw the other swimmers helping a guy in with a blood trail down the sand. He was done by the time he got to the stairs. I paddled in right away. Spooky rip
The Santa Barbara Channel is like the Serengeti of the ocean. It's so freaking stocked with wildlife and it's just miles offshore. You can take a boat 30 minutes and see literally thousands of dolphins, all kinds of whales, sharks, you name it.
Jonathan Stewart I went there once I seen a millions and billions of sharks and porpoisesss super stocked bro
Jonathan Stewart why us there soo many wildlife there
What about jellyfish
thats like all of the pacific coast dude lol
Do they grill them right there?
The last time I came this early she just laughed and charged me for the full hour anyway.
This explains the last time my hooker showed up early.
Lol
That Guy hookers showing up early is a dangerous game my man
LMAO i'm loving this comments section. I feel like I just walked into this comment mid-conversation lol
Last time I was this early I still had my virginity
Damn. I would be wearing four of those anti-shark bands at once if I were to swim in the ocean.
They cancel each other out and are possibly an attractive force if you do that. You can wear one on your wrist and opposite ankle to slightly boost the repellent effectiveness.
I just made that up ;~)
Caz Gerald haha I love you
Better to just use a boat
Not sure if 4 of them will repel all sharks, but they'll stimulate your balls alright
You won't catch me swimming in shark infested waters
I love how he convinces himself it's a dolphin not shark just so he can carry on swimming, denial is a blessed thing for the human mind lol
It sounds like he saw a shark . A dolphin swims up right not on its side . Plus it would have to be a huge blue nose or beluga dolphin . Probably a great white he saw
He first says that great white sharks are plentiful, more than we realize.
Especially in those waters where he was swimming around those islands.
Then he plays a mind game with himself so that he can keep on swimming, so he doesn't blow a couple of months of training.
I'm willing to bet, it was a big white pointer. He's very fortunate that it wasn't in hunting mode.
It’s insane to me that this dude said “i’ll risk giving up THE REST of my life cuz i trained for a few months and dont want to waste that time”
This is why the Great Lakes are the best. No salt, No sharks.
Jordan Jakeway Bulldog Shark ?
*Bull shark**
There's still the bull shark to worry about, which is actually the most aggressive and territorial one of them all.
not in the great lakes dude thats way too far inland.
That's not true. There's no way a shark is getting into the great lakes. It would have to get through locks, falls etc etc. There's no record of a bull shark ever making it even close to the great lakes. They also wouldn't survive the winter if by some miracle one got it (which is impossible). There was a story about an attack in Lake Michigan but that was debunked years ago. So yeah, never.
leeches
Tony Ferguson is the kind of guy to get in the ocean and make the sharks nervous they'll get bit.
Yeah... dolphin on its side... 🤔🦈
Stevie Darling they swim sideways🤦🏻♂️
Helped him get back in the water the following week
I’m a shark biologist. When this guy says sharks only attack people, because they think they are seals, is completely false. Sharks are apex predators. They will eat anything edible. The reason there are few shark attacks is because most people swim in shallow waters. Most shark bites are on surfers, people who swim too far from the beach, or at the time of day we’re sharks feed.
Sharks are apex predators? Killer whale; hold my seal
This Guy looks like Jordan Schlansky🤣
Joe "We're gonna need a bigger boat" Rogan
Stfu
I'm feeling sooo safe on my couch!!!!
Whats worse: A Great White chomping on you or a Giant Squid grabbing you and chomping you?
Both are unacceptable.
OctoMan PC's A Giant Squid sucking on your brain
Humboldt squid attacks. If more people swam in their territory we'd be talking about the leopard seal.
Squid!!
Squid would be worse since squids have to eat slowly, taking small bite after small bite with their beak.
This video makes my legs tingle and gives me second hand anxiety and I am sitting in my bedroom. I cannot swim in the ocean because as soon as I think about a shark floating under me, even if its not, its so dark and deep I just cannot handle it lol.
My legs are tingling because I’ve been sitting on the shitter for 30 minutes watching Joe Rogan shark videos and they fell asleep😭
Animal exists.
Joe Rogan: "Damn, how many pounds is that?!"
Props for having no ads
Australians invented the word shark by combining SHIT and FARK.
Lewis Beckman 😂
Lmao too right mate
Is Fark a saying in Australia?
Yes. Yes it is. Mate.
Lewis Beckman use it in a sentence, and can you spell it out phoenetically? Like how it sounds
You can't always trust fisherman back in 2003 a fisherman in San Francisco told me he saw a 12 foot purple shark. I think he was just high off his gourd.
So glad im listening to this after my beach vacation and not before it
4:52 thank you very much for that piece of information. Now I am very relieved whenever I go into the water
once you in the open ocean with legs dangling you're potential lure for monsters from below.Period.
Have this sharks tried DMT? -Joe Rogan
Lol
Joe: the tail was a problem because of the drag?
Peter: nope, it zaps you in the nuts
Joe: AW JESUS CHRIST
😂😂pure gold
It's rare. It happens. We're talking about Sharks here... When you're seabound, you gotta try and do your best not to appear like something a shark would like to eat. Sharks generally don't prefer to eat people. Then again, even Sharks make mistakes from time to time.
I'm from the east coast and where Im from sharks rarely come.
But we were in Maine when I was a kid by a light house and their was two huge sharks swimming around the lighthouse so they closed down the water. I'll never forget that day
If your ever in a shark attack, if you have the slightest chance, hit it in its nose, people have survived attacks because of that. It’s very sensitive to them.
Because the Ampullae of Lorenzini is what they use most frequently to zero in on potential prey.
I'm suprised Joe didn't say something like "Wow... Look at the shoulders on that shark."
Joe "sharks are just floatin around out there" Rogan...
😂
Anyone else hear after the Sydney attack?
Sideways dolphin huh? One of those got a Brit in Sydney recently. I saw the video. I initially thought Great White, but it was definitely a side fucken dolphin.
I was body boarding when I was a kid off the coast of Newquay and obviously we in England barely have anything that can kill you, but I remember going out a bit too far to catch up to my brother and I remember looking down and seeing a 6 foot wide brown and clear jellyfish crown and rushing back to the beach. That shit was terrifying. I actually had a few marks on my leg that day so I did get stung but I didn't feel it at any point. That's when I gained a whole new level of respect for the ocean and I live in fucking England where the biggest animal kingdom threat you can encounter is choking on a salmon vertebrae if you don't de-bone properly.
Saw an article recently that stated there have been more sharks attacks & fatalities in the last 20 years than all the previous years on record combined.
Many factors involved such as population growth, easier access to water for humans, etc.. I believe the main reason & was mentioned was the oceans health as far as healthy fish populations. Sharks need to eat, no matter what.
I grew up on the water and one of the things I realized pretty quickly was that once a human being enters the ocean they go from the top of the food chain to pretty much the bottom. The jersey shore that almost nobody associates with great white sharks all the while they are just few hundred yards off shore.
The second you go into the water you’re the visiting team
It was April 25th 2008, not May
As a surfer who experienced his first shark in the water experience yesterday. It was astonishing to see how many people genuinely just don’t care when sharks are around. EVERYONE STAYED IN THE WATER. I was appalled but also stayed in the water. It was like a weird moment where I genuinely just stayed calm with the group around me…
WOW i've watched enough Final affliction i don't even want to step foot in a swimming pool. So i'm surprised people are not panicking
@@TDOTSE1only 10 people die each year from shark attacks on a planet of 8,000,000,000+ people. You have a better chance to be struck by lightning.
As a pier fisherman, I think people don’t realize how many sharks there are just a couple dozen feet from the shore
Ah, the ol’ 15 mile “training swim”
I LOVE ❤ SHARKS!
A little salt, some garlic...
Sharks rarely attack people. It's a misconception that they actively hunt humans. When a shark is extremely curious they will sometimes take a nibble at whatever it is they're interested in. For a shark, it's not much different than how a person will touch or taste something out of curiosity. It's after they get a taste of your blood that they will come back to consume you. And while there's a bit of truth that they can smell blood miles away, it's reliant on a number of factors. The current has to be going toward their direction. And depending on the distance it can take quite a while for them to be attracted to the scent of it.
Whatever!!
That 'nibble' is what kills or maims you 😂
A dude was eaten by a gw in Australia about 2 years ago. Bit im half and then the shark came back for the 2nd half.
They eat whatever tf they want.
What is this myth that we're not on a sharks menu just because they eat seal?
I also heard Catalina has a great wine mixer event every year
It's the Fucking Catalina wine mixer!!!!!!
Joe " that shark was jacked!" Rogan
I know it's 4am right now but something told me I had to watch Joe talk about Shark attacks
We sent 10 divers out 5 came back. Now either the shark filled up or you got a 50/50 no wait the shark filled up.
Joe "okay now you're freaking me out" Rogan
‘’When they attack you they make a mistake’’
Have you ever asked a shark about that??
What was the meowee thing? 0:19
Place in Hawaii 🤣🤣🤣
Maui
I hate it when they say that we are not on sharks menus and whenever we get attacked they say the sharks have made a mistake. Complete BS sharks will eat anything they do not care.
please people go to 7:23 and play at 0.25 speed
I saw a Great White (or atleast a big motherfucker atleast 3 metres) when I was swimming with my mates in Plettenberg Bay, South Africa. I almost went into shock because we were a 2 minute swim from shore, you have no idea how hard it is too swim when you think something is about to bite you in half and you wont see it coming. Without a doubt the scariest predator, but attacks are so rare.
"Whenever they're attacking us they're making a mistake." There's a bunch of info and studies out there that show that this is often not the case.
It depends on the type of shark, and how far from shore it happened. Some attacks are territorial (not a mistake, just a "hey get out of my territory!" attack - great whites, bull sharks, hammerheads amonght other), attacks in open waters far from the shore where food is more scarse is more likely to result in feeding (whatever they can find - blue shark, oceanic white tip, mako, etc.), and many videos show great whites slowly following humans for quite a while (so they have plenty of time to identify they prey) before going in and attacking. Attacks by tigersharks for example often result in a single bite (they take a limb off) and then leave, not because they don't like it but because they had their meal (for now). Check out Sharks Happen for many examples with plenty of data to back it up.
Most sharks are not out there to get you, but some might take the opportunity if it presents itself, even if you're not their favorite meal.
So true. The shark attack at Little Beach NSW, Aus, many believe was not mistaken identity as it ate the entire guy. The video is on TH-cam. Horrific.
yup I totally agree. They're wild animals. End of story.
" Whats with the Guy got attacked by Shark" ? YES THATS FUNNY TO REMEMBER! lol interview starts nice :D
Ain’t going in where sharks plays. It’s their home, not ours
So true
"The tail would come up and zap you in the nuts" LMAO I spat out my coffee, so funny.
In Galveston in about 84. I was surf fishing about 100 yards offshore in the gulf. A guy was about 15 yards from me. Catching trout, he was putting the bleeding trout in a freshwater trout basket. I heard him screaming, flopping around in the water. A shark had completely stripped his lower leg to the bone. He was making it to shore faster than I was. His people were waiting for him. Took him straight to the hospital. My ex was watching me swim with my pole in hand. I swam all the way up to knee deep water. Without touching sand till I stood up. I just stayed on the pier after that.
"I convinced myself it was a dolphin on the side."
What the hell man?! :D
Sharks will be drawn to attack you if you pee in the ocean water
Steven Holladay and bears will be drawn to attack you if you're on your period in the woods
I think that also makes people drawn to attack you.
I'm also gonna attack you if you piss on my house
Only blood draws sharks
Joe Rohan has done so many podcasts. I feel like as a father he could have an answer for any questions his kids have and be able to back it up from first hand experience or word to mouth 😂
Imagine getting your lower body getting bitten off by a shark.
Almost as bad as your upper body getting bit off