Imagine being a soldier just chillin, having a good day, when suddenly a strange naked man runs in, past your entire legion of troops, past all the traps and defences, kills your king and just leaves.
@@joedavis5824 I also feel like its probably a way to keep himself calm and focused so he doesnt fuck it up bad. keep telling yourself its not wr to keep the nerves down even though you know you're on wr pace
12 minutes in the video: the speedrunner is an ashen one 15 minutes later: the speedrunner is now a floating orb of light that can stay suspended mid air and go thru walls
If you personally don't consider it a speedrun then thats fine, but it definitely counts officially because its any% and not glitchless. There are glitchless catagories for a reason.
@@saltyrust2610 you are so sweet. 1 thought that a random commenter had cancer and tried to cheer him on 2 thought you were 100% right about it but didn't insult @supbarook 3 said thank when you were proven wrong Are you like an 80 year old or an 8 year old?
I never played DS3 until today and natually kicked butt. I beat the ice dude and sword dude so easily. Then I cheesed the skelaton dude and somehow he died instantly. I ended up getting the soul ring and that was like about an hour of gameplay.
Never forget the time I watched a pale Dark Elf glitch his way into beating dark souls 3. This is exactly what Todd Howard had imagined when he made Oblivion.
Sam Payne he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@ronto he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
Overwhelming humble brags in the start of the video "I don't actually have to look at the game to play I'm so good.... Is it actually that amazing that I can read chat like this? ahahufhuahaha"
For anyone who says speed runs shouldn't count if you glitch the game... You should watch glitchless speedruns. There's a whole category for people like you.
Agreed. Also, preferring glitchless is one thing but I hate when people say glitches take no skill. Some are very hard, execution heavy tricks that need timing and practice to do consistently, as well as the mechanical know how to understand where, how, and why certain glitches can be used to speedrun. But ppl will always be ignorant.
He's one of those idiot savant types. Give him any other task and he'll just end up rolling around on the floor playing in his own feces but turn on Dark Souls and hand him a controller and he'll speed run it like a god. Lol
There are a lot of really angry and stupid children complaining about the fact that a live streamer is talking to his audience and glitching an any% run. Kids should stay in their own lane.
I love how you got a WR while memeing.. and then dedicate the run to Alinity for throwing her cat like you threw your runs. LMAO 10/10 dude. Impressive run and great commentary to boot. Well fucking done!
I might be retarded or something but I've watched this video about 30 times over 2 years, whenever I'm eating and I have nothing to watch I just come back to this again
That moment When nemz uploads a new wr and it gets you in to the mood to play dark souls 3 and then Xbox has service issues and sometimes it doesn't save if you don't quit out so now you probably lost 4 hours into a NG+
27:55 why is there the key if you haven't killed 3 lords? i'm confused o.o Does the game only check if aldrich and yhorm are dead since it someone assumed that if you got to irythyl you killed watchers?
You reading the chat is not a talent, it is a skill. You honed your ability to play the game to the point where it's secondary nature, got bored of it, and then honed a trimary nature skill. You hella skilled.
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Imagine being a soldier just chillin, having a good day, when suddenly a strange naked man runs in, past your entire legion of troops, past all the traps and defences, kills your king and just leaves.
I think this happens in tribal wars
B. R. U. H.
Shocked pikachu face
Damn its dark
Actually there is a story about that unbelievable 😂
I like how in every WR run, you'll hear the runner complain how the run is ruined.
That's because when you're doing speed. Half a second can be the difference, someone's always just a little bit quicker.....
@@joedavis5824 I also feel like its probably a way to keep himself calm and focused so he doesnt fuck it up bad. keep telling yourself its not wr to keep the nerves down even though you know you're on wr pace
@@allanhuseyin6370 exactly, low expectations equal high results
@@joedavis5824 I mean doing speed and doing a speedrun are different but i gotcha.
@@Meracog you know what I meant lol
I dont even know my wife as well as this guy knows dark souls
And you never will.
@popocot popocot You've never even spoken to a woman 😂
@popocot popocot 😂😂😂
@popocot popocot aids
If you spend 30 seconds thinking about this comment. You'll realize that the wife example is actually a terrible one.
This guy skills are actually insane. like this guy created his character in like 15 seconds
Best speedrun of all time 😂
yeah he's reeeaaallllyyyy good
Wow in 15 seconds class name finish
Yerr
@@dorian4191 wow this still getting comments
When a speedruner missclicks for 1 second :
Well I fu*ked up
"I'M HAVING A STROKE!!!!!"
19:20
Speedrun ruined
run's over
I mean 1 second could be a life savour especially when you going for the WR
Mom: nem you have 40 minutes before school
Nem: ok lemme just beat dark souls 3
Karma Grey and new game plus on the way to skool
Didn't Dist2 do that on a DS2 run?
@@ayurge Finally someone who recognizes the excellent\-originality with this joke
Why the fuck did this get 700 likes? The fuck is wrong with people?
It has 1k bud
12 minutes in the video: the speedrunner is an ashen one
15 minutes later: the speedrunner is now a floating orb of light that can stay suspended mid air and go thru walls
But he “Beat it”
Don’t consider it a speed run if you use glitches to get through the game
Extreme RS I am being sarcastic
FBI I was saying in general man. Wasn’t trashing what you said, just saying I don’t believe it’s a true speed run bc he glitches lol
If you personally don't consider it a speedrun then thats fine, but it definitely counts officially because its any% and not glitchless. There are glitchless catagories for a reason.
Faster times don’t impress me as much as how gundyr gets trashed harder and harder
didnt even get to fucking phase 2 bro killed me
@@Elevhant you'll make it
@supbarook how in any context is elephant talking about the video
@supbarook thankyou
@@saltyrust2610 you are so sweet.
1 thought that a random commenter had cancer and tried to cheer him on
2 thought you were 100% right about it but didn't insult @supbarook
3 said thank when you were proven wrong
Are you like an 80 year old or an 8 year old?
When they say 1 hour refund within purchase
PepeeX lol
lol he could beat it twice
@@Lee-One well....technically no.
He beat the game faster then it took me to figure out how to advance from firelink shrine
Yeah i was stuck there for like a hour
literally
i uhm was stuck there for 2 days
To this day I still forget how to leave until I find the message that tells you
Ele zerou o jogo mais rápido do que eu tentando matar o judex gundyr
5:54 That's some good speedrunning motivation.
The final boss had such respect he just stood there and took the hits. What a homie.
no did you even watch it he glitched it?
*Nemz in the crucification woods*
Me: looks away
*Nemzs now in profaned capital*
Me: I feel like I missed something...
Same! I was TRYING to follow along then I’m like you’re at YHORM
It took me 32:30 mins only
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I’m talking about finish to design my character of course
I spent 3 hours
Only for your face to be covered by a helmet.
@@Cund no helmet. This is fashion souls.
All the characters end up looking constipated
@@Danwackawacka believe it or not one of my characters looks exceptionally British. Almost noblelike lol.
I beat Gundyr in 4 hours, this guy ended Dark Souls III in 40 minutes
Gundyr is hella annoying ngl
Same here brutha
CristianFiles TM same
Gundyr is pathetically easy
@@Diablokidfan now i know it but i was a fucking casul
30min until i learn the controlls
This guy beats the game
Well you only need to learn the controls once and it’s not like he did this first try *(Not being serious)*
Btw i cant beat the gundyr in 1 hours he beats in 1 minute
My time: 157 hours
His time: 38 minutes
The king Of Crabs yt just imagine how long he’s been playing to get this down in 30m
I never played DS3 until today and natually kicked butt. I beat the ice dude and sword dude so easily. Then I cheesed the skelaton dude and somehow he died instantly. I ended up getting the soul ring and that was like about an hour of gameplay.
Honestly never thought another dark souls 3 world record would come outta this man but here we arr
He's basically cheated
@@12345Yeah this was a year ago and you have no proof
@@DetectiveVictorGraves i think he is meaning the glitches because he doesnt understand how any% works
@@12345Yeah I don’t think you know what any% is
@@12345Yeah Any speedrun is speedrun where you are allowed to use glitched. There are different categories of speedruns.
This guy: it's been 30 min and I killed the final boss.
Me: it's been 30 min and I finally made a relatively decent-looking character
Reject decent looking characters, embrace banana
You created your character?
I just used the default one
1:40 "You can't do a no bonfire run"
ymfah: "Am I a joke to you?"
Vojtěch Švarc Hold my Estus
he means that in order to leave firelink, you need to use a bonfire, since in ds3 the hub isn't connected to the world
Never forget the time I watched a pale Dark Elf glitch his way into beating dark souls 3. This is exactly what Todd Howard had imagined when he made Oblivion.
this guys skill is insane...
Sam Payne he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 lmao where are those pictures
@@ronto he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
Nemz is the "Dark Souls" of Twitch chat reading
I raise you guitar hero streamers
AAAAAAAAAAAH
"The way she throws her cat is the way i throw my runs" 😭😭😭
this is the first time i’m watching a ds3 speedrun and i was so confused when he turned invisible and started fazing through the ground
Overwhelming humble brags in the start of the video "I don't actually have to look at the game to play I'm so good.... Is it actually that amazing that I can read chat like this? ahahufhuahaha"
Yeah, just was kinda weird to listen to lol
yeah found it a bit annoying
@@DeronHargrovehad to come to the comments because he’s annoying af with his grandstanding on how he’s not a sellout. As if anyone asked lmfao.
The sheer amount of shitposting during what would become WR is hilarious and I love it lol
34:12 I bet I'm not the only one who actually also did the "aha aha" after he said "give it to me baby"
Yes...
i came into this stream at like 20 mins in last night and i thought i'd just watch this run and sleep, and he got the damn record
this man crazy
Girl: come over
Boy: but I just started playing dark souls!
Girl: my parents aren’t home
Boy:
🤨🤮
🤮
Lol. You are making me laugh so hard you're going to make me slim.
I look at it and my jaw just drops. I just do not watch speedruns so often, and I do not know all the strata, but here I'm just in shock
its really not that hard, man, just don't have cerebral palsy when you hold the controller
@@garygotgameclips I want to see you get even close to his record lol
what i find most impressive is how ppl find these glitches even...and the invisibile routes for so long....
37:04 I died
Plin plin plon? What plin plin plon?
@@nicholasadams81 plin plin plon is the onomatopoeia for gwyns theme song
Thanks for the awesome ds3 walkthrough! Super helpful
What you did in less than 5 minutes was more than what I did in an entire day
This dude casually speed running ds3 while talking to chat. Liked and subscribed :))
So I’m kinda new to the Dark Souls series and I’ve loved watching and learning from your vids. I always get lost and you’ve helped that tbh
I have no words except.. damn. Also it’s good seeing people still play dark souls 3
we're never gonna stop
actually say that again after Elden Ring drops
Well it’s still in the top 100 most played games on steam and as of now has about 2000 pc players but for console almost no one knows
Damn got a 7, that’s disrespect
Still haven’t stopped
Nem: I'll wouldn't go to mixer for 10mill
Nem in 5 minutes: yea I would go to mixer for 50 k
Me: I'll go there for a 5er
3:33 imagine not reading chat while doing a WR run :)
He will comeback soon!Next time he will read chat while he drink a coffee and smoke, and his crush s**ks him!
You're running through this game so quick and easy it looks like you're playing Temple Run..
For anyone who says speed runs shouldn't count if you glitch the game... You should watch glitchless speedruns. There's a whole category for people like you.
Agreed. Also, preferring glitchless is one thing but I hate when people say glitches take no skill. Some are very hard, execution heavy tricks that need timing and practice to do consistently, as well as the mechanical know how to understand where, how, and why certain glitches can be used to speedrun. But ppl will always be ignorant.
can speedrun like a god, cant type 100 SUBS LUL on the 1st try
You can't be good at everything lol
He's one of those idiot savant types. Give him any other task and he'll just end up rolling around on the floor playing in his own feces but turn on Dark Souls and hand him a controller and he'll speed run it like a god. Lol
@@steviebob4 this has to be the wrongest, most out of the ass sentences i have ever red
@@Kostadin_Arolski It was also a joke. I was being sarcastic.
It is amazing how people find these type of skips and techs.
I always come back to this stream because he doesn't even pay attention to his screen he just talks and he has a relaxing voice kinda.
Doctor: you have only 35 minutes of life
Nemz38: it's more than enough
Mum: Ok you only have 30 mins left to play
Me:
Dude, honestly
Your Skills are really impresive, congratulations for that time
There are a lot of really angry and stupid children complaining about the fact that a live streamer is talking to his audience and glitching an any% run. Kids should stay in their own lane.
Shutup
I like how he focuses most on the route he's running and reads the chat while fighting the bosses 😂
It's always the same I click 15 seconds forward and suddenly he's floating around in the milky way
Have you heard of the legendary warrior that slayed the Soul of Cinder in 30 minutes goes by the name of *100 subs LUL?*
I didn't even get past Undead Settlement and this guy completes the game in half hour.
19:50 had me cackling for like 5 minutes
i spent more time on abyss watchers then u did on dark souls 3
LOL
Best Speed-Run Commentary Ever
"You can't do a no bonfire run, it's impossible in dark souls 3"
*Laughs in ymfah*
It is though, isn't it? I'm fairly certain you need to use the firelink bonfire to go to highwall.
37:06 just that deserves a sub 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ. Another WR nemz?.. Do it again
It took me 32 minutes to beat the first hollow
It took me 32 minutes to beat the first enemy :v
It took me 32 minutes to launch the game
It took me 32 minutes to end my life
It took 32 minutes to install the game
It took 32 minutes to buy the game
and then he turned himself into a photon, funniest shit I've ever seen
"speedrun in 30 minutes"
reality: Nerdola breaking the game flying through the whole game, beautiful speedrun my friend 🤙
You're fucking insane dude, Your sense of humor makes me laugh. We need more youtubers like you lmfao. KEEP IT UP!!!
he already knows he getting there on the perfect line
This is an awesome speedrun. The commentary has me dying
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody’s daughter: 5:00
when hes reading off the comments made me feel like i was at home here on his channel so i instantly subd XD
I just saw Blu Keanu Reeves beating dark souls 3 in 32 minuts
“Imagine being a Tottenham supporter…” I felt that in my soul
“Pochettino is gone” hurts more 😔
@@drsex6667 That too, should've never sacked him, here's to hoping Conte can turn this ship around
27 hours deep and I've not even passed the Catabombs of Carthus
i can barely speak while playing something like darksouls, jesus dude youre amazing
More than 2 years and still the fastest speedrun
Lol it took me about 50 hours to get through the game...this dude did in 30 minutes, that's insane
I love how you got a WR while memeing.. and then dedicate the run to Alinity for throwing her cat like you threw your runs. LMAO
10/10 dude. Impressive run and great commentary to boot. Well fucking done!
Scrolling through new comments and seeing kids that don't know anything about speedrunning is always fun ngl
-Oh damn lord of cinders have left their thrones what we gonna do??!
A blue guy shows up
I might be retarded or something but I've watched this video about 30 times over 2 years, whenever I'm eating and I have nothing to watch I just come back to this again
That moment When nemz uploads a new wr and it gets you in to the mood to play dark souls 3 and then Xbox has service issues and sometimes it doesn't save if you don't quit out so now you probably lost 4 hours into a NG+
I was right in the middle of fighting pontiff sulivan when my xbox kicked me off dark souls 3, and is the xbox glitch worldwide or somthing
@@dekkard4982 and that's why i play offline unless I wanna fight a casual
@I NEED ZE MEDIC i had the internet turned on but i was playing offline. My Internet isnt strong enough for multiplayer games
never EVER lost progress or got kicked out randomly on ps4 ds3
I NEED ZE MEDIC Casul*
This guy could just farm the whole game for souls
This was a good vid- got to see a world record and enjoy some commentary
reading the chat is the best part of this video...especially about what's written in the chat XD
Deadass discovering places because of this speed run
Your farther than me in ten minutes when I I'm at Farron Keep in 15 hours.
Bro chat went wild 💀5:00
😳😳😳😳
*Climbs ladder* "High Octane Gaming" - proceeds to WR, nice
Dark Souls 3 was the first Dark Souls game I had so I spent this amount of time on the tutorial boss alone lmao
I love how the WT speedrun is half of him just reading chat
i remember playing this game and taking about 2 hours to beat the first boss
Like he was never even gone...
Insane...
The fact he beat vordt in like... 3 mins, brings much shame to me as I spent 5 hours
me on my break at mcdonald’s for 30 mins and decides to watch dark souls speedrun
loses 2 second
: "stupid fucking mistakes"
27:55 why is there the key if you haven't killed 3 lords? i'm confused o.o
Does the game only check if aldrich and yhorm are dead since it someone assumed that if you got to irythyl you killed watchers?
You can get to the Grand Archives and kill the Twin Princes before killing any other lords of cinder
@@squirtbrainz1219 i think he mean the keys that lead to the archives
@@squirtbrainz1219 without glitches?
Has anyone found this out I'm curious seeing this
9:03 sounds a little like colossal is crazy
You dare say that forbidden name in this sarcred comment section?
I have literally weeks of play time this dude beat the game with no struggle git gud man
I just love how its dark souls 3, in 32 minutes and 32 seconds and right now, you have 32,3k subscribers
You beat the entire game before I even arrived at the great wall
Why are so many of these recent comments about this run not being legit cuz it uses glitches…do these people not know what an Any% speedrun is?
Children
@@willthigpen2181 It's so weird though, why DS3? I'd understand GTA 5 or some shit, but DS3? lol
man didn't let the first boss get to stage 2 lol
You reading the chat is not a talent, it is a skill. You honed your ability to play the game to the point where it's secondary nature, got bored of it, and then honed a trimary nature skill.
You hella skilled.
It would be "tertiary", by the way. Trinary comes after binary, not secondary
FROM a guy who played souls games from 2010 this guy is insane
My boy got the world record and he found time to fuck around in the first 5 minutes