TYPES OF SHOPKEEPERS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Types of Shopkeepers!
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OUTRO MUSIC - • Hoodie Allen - "No Int...
“Don’t think cus I’m 14 I won’t scrap ya up chavvyboi” 😂😂😂
LOL LMFAO THE GIRL SAYING BOXER LITTERALLY HAPPENED TO ME A 8 YEAR OLD SAID HER COUSIN WAS GONNA BEAT ME UP LOL HE DIDNT EVEN WANT THE BEEF LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bloc_Wolfiez there’s no way your old enough to have a job when you type like that
@@reecessetpieces3192 lmao
@@reecessetpieces3192 I mean, clearly you saw me typing when i was in that state. I don't have to type intelligently all the time, and will not. Simple. Don't criticise me based on my typing very much. :D
@@reecessetpieces3192 So you seem like you're trying to start some kind of internet altercation so you clearly *dont* have a job.. :/
I'm Simple:
I see 'The Nonce', I click.
Violated lmao
Ayy
Lmao
Lmaoo
Same he's amazing
He's gotten loads of people through hard times he deserves as long a break as he wants
9 years later....
His bank account won't agree
@@Inkognito-ts4to he's okay for money
At least only 2
“Like looking at little girls do ya”
Inbetweeners 😂😂
Anyone else notice that Johnny looks and acts just like Eggsy from Kingsman?
I see that
Kinda
Literally thought this for 1 to 2 years mad
I was literally just about to say loool
He is
OMG HES SOOOOO UNDERRATED HES SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE LIKE 2 mil I swear
so true
not really
Yeetus Deletus that is your opinion :)
So true
I mean not really all he does us "pretend" to be a nonce (still to be proven if this is really an act)
Random teenage boy: *wears puffer jacket and a hat*
Everyone over the age of 40: "wait, that's illegal"
Anushman even stepping into a shop looking like that is a crime
@@janimize-3066 I was wearing tracksuit bottoms a D2 hat and a puffer jacket and I was buying a coke and some dickhead security guard was following me looking like I just killed someone.
@PexEU what you callin me a drug dealer
@@spectz5943 bruv this happens to me all the time on the train these old people keep staring at me and think:"well he's quite young and wearing a puffer jacket, he's definitely in a gang"
Anushman word man it pisses me off
Loving the inbetweeneers “Like looking at little girls do ya?”
Get me cousin on you said the Neeks say drinking in the street
Omg iconic
Is that like the first time you watched the Inbetweeners
@@harrisonmilner7394 Brother*
@@harrisonmilner7394 m
No one :
Johnny: making g stars feel better ( g demz)
brooklyn wilde lmfao
brooklyn wilde broskigstar
That's the spirit broski famalam g demz
Appreciation to Johnny for uploading as he’s shared how things are tough for him in recent times and how TH-cam does put a strain on him mentally ! 🙏 Big up Johnny for driving through and producing top content as always💯
Also Johnny if you see this take time off your mental well being and own comfort is far more important
Gg
Going thru mental health problems and still posting what a legend. Hope all the best for you❤️
A true legend
Did I ask
Darragh Donnelly bruv your literally sounding like a year 8 girl
Darragh Donnelly Fuck off, he left a nice comment and you then send a negative reply towards him when he’s just trying to be nice to one of his favourite TH-camrs
EllisRh did I ask tho 😂
“Be careful Dave he’s getting aggressive I’d call the police if I was you” then instigators are the biggest pricks 😂😂 Legend
Yo
Guess who's back... back again... Johnny's back... tell a friend.
I wanna like but it would b a sin
Guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back
Johnny's back!
@@dontpressonmyprofilepic5497 wut?
@@chatterfox9304 what hapoend to him was it the invisiline
No one:
Johnny Carey: "Riiiiigggghhhhhhtttttt."
Riiiiiiiighhhh TTTTT
Their always calling cousins, older brother’s or uncle’s 🤣😂
The NDL send our regards.
Tru dat
niko defence leausge
Niko ominala
Ndl?
@@sg3w437 nico defence league
the first one, he definitely watched “this is england”
CiArAn TM 😂😂😂🇬🇧
It's a good movie
init
He didn’t it’s exactly like that but ok
And a bit of the inbetweeners
Types of people in an argument:
The Karen.
The your mum' er.
I Am Kas the Karen
Manu Turgoose lol
Oh shut up
@@manuturgoose1716 are u a long lost relative? XD
We have the same last name
@@manuturgoose1716 were not in America
"nickin dust caps off a rolls royce" 😂😂
i was just thinking “where he gone”
BM16 i do but uno
Johnny needs 1 mill before quarantine is over come on let’s help him out
True
It’s just annoying how you haven’t got 1 million + subscribers.
and I mean that
we need to get him to 1m before the end of quarantine
frog manz alie
frog manz he will soon
he does youtube just hasn't updated yet
3:22 love the inbetweeners reference
Johnny is the only guy that could have a lengthy break and then come back with a banger love the content keep up the good work and try not to get down people look up to you and your quality videos
daniel boy true
daniel boy true
No one:
Johnny: Making everyone’s quarantine better
Tom u copy and paste that off every video don’t u
Gordon Ramsay init like tf
Anonymous ? Hah ikr
Adam Davison relax yourself.... *mug*
I’m so happy Johnny is back I was dying without his amazing videos
Honestly take as long as you need
Also I would never leave your channel
It’s way to good thanks for uploading
Ye nice 1
YEAR 7 FIGHTS VS 11 FIGHTS
Like so Johnny can see
👇👇👇
Danial Ali yes
He’s done it
Danial Ali it’s been done
@@idrisahmed5094 it hasn't
Danial Ali look it up on his channel
Hope you are ok johnny dont let these hard times break you down
king fjj2000 whats wrong with him
Break*
karam Toor he$ $1ck
Ü looks like Something wdym sick whats his sickness
Honestly idk 😐
Stay strong bro, you deserved the break. Have as many as you want, mental health is really important
not_Void what happened to him
Courty1965 F i think his girlfriend left him
Abdul Butt stop bro just let him keep it to himself
@@Thetopwafflersomething he doesn't want to tell us, which I respect. Love Johnny, but sometimes you just gotta take a break.
As soon as he said young girls I just knew what is coming 😂😂😂
hey johnny if you ever need time off just take it you don’t need to give us a reason why just go if you want ❤️👊👊 #KezzaArmy
Big man divok
The profile pic is hurting me I'm a spurs fan😭😂
@@tayyrico I'm so sorry
Alexander Hansford u mean big man kovid and u a fan of noashnoah
@@generalgrievous4814 ye a bit are u
Me: Board AF About to lose my mind
Johnny Carey:Allow me to introduce myself
Me:The chosen one has arrived...
*bored ffs
Lewinater 27 lol but true
clementedwards1 ikr
This comment is so cringy like why
@@Waseemmmm *_Ikr, cringy comments like these always get many likes..._*
Types of kids in detention
Like so he can see
He's done that already
14:55
cameron bathie there comment was 3 months ago go neek
@@10ksubsswithnovids he did that video before that neek
Do u even know what neek means
Classic Jonny ending
Been amazing to see you grow over the years mate. You have always been so motivated which has blown my mind as for years youve been consistent. Keep smashing the videos x
Match personality types to certain things eg: trims, fashion, area people live that sorter stuff
Btec Joe weller
Types of nonces 😂😂😂 there was a how to be a nonce but never types of nonces😅😅😅 like so Johnny can see
He has
Has he?
Rico Santos no he hasn’t
Rico Santos check Johnny's channel ur not gonna find types of nonces
Ismail Bayoko it’s how to be a nonce forgot what it was called
The shopkeeper in the first one is so kind
This thumbnail triggered me.. that shopkeeper smile.
So glad Johnny's back :)
LittleLouis Subscribe to me I do rap\grime I’m from Birmingham 16 years old
LTanz fuck off
LTanz self promoting prick
*”I’m just giving him a talk! Eh eh...”*
I love it when Johnny gets pissed ❤️😂
Yo isn’t it dead weird that all the characters in his skits look exactly like Johnny😂😱🤯. Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes 😂❤️
Yh I wonder why??😂😂
Ano man it’s mad
Ya ino
They all look like him, he must have so many twins
BRO I NEVER REALISED
Types of people during lunch/break time
The people who read
The people who cut the que
The people who fight
The neeky big group of boys
The noncey teacher
Im the one who always read a few times I missed lunch bc I've lost me self in a book
Yo let's get Johnny to 1 million subscribers before the end off lockdown
In my Tesco’s there is a shopkeeper who goes around the shop and holds kids hands.
excuse me? 😂
😂😂🤣🤣 jeez
@SuperJam Tesco is in uk
@@shadiee928 he means the address or the city
Thats a bit dodgy ngl lmao
Hope he’s not depressed stay strong Johnny
Hope you’re alright love the vids keep the up good work 💪🏻❤️
We need different types of entitled parents johnny!!!
Trueeee
Theres not enough different types tho
@@guy2655 there is:
.The one that loves calling the manager
.the one that always say says my child needs its more than u do
.and the best one, the nonce
this guy makes everything so extra 😂
U don’t need to upload every week mate ur England’s best TH-camr
@Jxy HvH nah jc
So true
@Jxy HvH tgfbro have realised the success of This Country and are trying (and failing) to replicate their style of comedy which is pretty scummy that they can't even be original.
The best UK TH-camr is obviously Callum's Corner.
I say ksi first sdmn then jhon
Whatever It Takes this ain't original
The most underrated youtuber out straight
Calum Brady agreed
True
Hope u r okay make sure u just try and stay happy and keep making quality content
Underrated legend hope you feel better mate🙌🏼
It’s fine, don’t apologise, take as long as you need!😂😂
What happened
hard-core gooner idk
Remember to take a break when you always need to sometimes you have to because so life gets overwhelming 💞 mental health is more important than your weekly TH-cam uploads
True
Sees Johnny carey video
Me:clicks within 10 seconds
Reletable
@@magswalsh9809 Ik I got the YT notification halfway through the video
Mags Walsh 🤣🤣
D77N how about clicking instantly?
@@em8568 I would've I refreshed at 7 and it came up as 5 seconds ago
Glad to have you back stay strong brother
3:07 was that an inbetweeners reference 😂
I remember that episode. It was Will's birthday
It was the bunk off episode
Hope ur alright broski g star, all your supporters are here for u brodem
Much respect Johnny, personal problems and you still manage to entertain us. I'll always view your videos, they're amazing!
it’s good to see you back your so strong don’t worry if u need to take time out we’re always going to be here
I laughed so hard at the twist at the end 😂😂😂😂😂
U forgot about the guy whos just pure nice nd gives u a caramel freddo
Hey bro,really glad your back to work.I was worrying about you when you weren’t uploading but you no what it is what it is so I hope your doing ok 👌 Also don’t let these hard times brake you down your an amazing TH-cam and do great content.Keep it up bro
Nathan Ninja no you weren’t
@@FBI-wc9ok shut up u twat
@@kieranrbyt4142 😁
Nathan Ninja my g
Hey Johnny carey types of people on rides the scared one the one who throws up on you the nonce who is looking at kids the one who is really loud
'My old mans been to jail twice! Once for claiming benefits falsely, and the other for nicking hubcaps off a Rolls Royce"
HAHAHHAHA
Hope you're okay now Johnny! Great to see you back! Stay strong broski!
Johnny do more story times they’re really funny
Hey Johnny carey types of people on rides
The photoshop for the thumbnail is splendid
Peodeo shopkeeper absolutely brilliant Johnny
Bro this I can actually relate to. My dad is a shop keeper and these Y7 wannabe roadmen came into the shop and took energy drinks and crisps and as they were running away the police showed up and their parents had to pay back for the shops damage 😂🤦🏾♂️
I can automatically tell you’re not lying because looks at your name! Your dad is called like rakesh or sometin
How Pow I’m dead 😂😂😂
How Pow bro
How Pow that’s offensive but true 😂
It just didnt happen tho did it mate
When he said hey that’s not nice I literally almost cried for some reason I felt so bad for him
Imagine that was actually Johnny's piss lol
shop keeper:let's go in the backroom.....
also shop keeper:THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
I’ve been looking forward to this day for the longest time
r u real gordon
Keep your head up Johnny your an inspiration to your viewers
I missed him
I absolutely love the pervey character you play it so well and everyone has that creeper in their life
Big up Johnny back stronger 💪
bro even though we don’t know what’s going on in ur personal life we’re 100% here for you and always supporting you🙏❤️
Yay I'm so excited I love your channel get Johnny carey 1M subs
The shop keepers who stare at you make you want to steal cause they take the piss.
Comment Section
44% suggestions for videos
1% these
5% hate comments
50% hope you get well soon or something
True
Never seen a hate comment tbh
is he okay?
@@chilizhyper7155 u dumb
Make an E
Guess who's back back again Johnny's back tell a friend before he's gone again
Radical
You don’t know why he was gone
@@vanhouten1853 ik but I'm trying to lighten up the mood ya know
The final one is my fucking entire life and i just don’t know why. Even when i was 12, 13, 14 it never fucking ends.
johnny's the one buying out all the food
Been watching you for years now you never fail to make me laugh, keep going 🌟
Relate to the last one! Me and my friend were in a small Tesco and the security guy was following us down every isle, picking up random items on the shelf, looking at them and then putting them back😭took the piss! Also would love to see types of people on a night out! I miss going out mann!
When you’re so early that you get the video notification halfway through watching the video😂
No really take as long as you need I’ll always be waiting cause your hilarious 😂
I don't let my personal life mix with TH-cam
Johnny:tells us about how he lost his virginity
Cal Flood 😂😂😂
Cal flood so true
It's funny and all that but I wonder if he broke up with is gf
@@jamesladley1677 that's wht came to my mind
@@jamie-leighsidle it's weird tho innit cuz I cant see johney and her arguing
Who clicked on the vid 2 seconds after he posted it
Me
6:19 lmaoo Johnny Mandem do more like this
My favourite kind of shopkeeper who lets you off for something
When there’s a will there’s a way.
My mans quoting wilkos
1= types of people at Nandos? 2=things we’ve all done on holiday 3=types of people at the airport. Johnny hope u feel better soon bruv the vid was sick
The NDL send our regards... not about that stupid prank, but about your personal struggles. Whatever you're going through, nobody deserves to struggle with something that deteriorates their mental health to the point where they find it hard to continue doing what they love. Stay strong Johnny, and please keep making videos for us. Cheers :)
Been watching u since your ranting vids and been a big fan for years keep grinding g
I’m not even gonna comment “first” or owt like that, I’m just here to watch our boy Johnny’s entertaining content. Hope you’re alright bro, glad to see you back on the grind 💯x
yes mate you from ncl
I’m his brother btw
@@jensenmoorhouse6409 😂