7:15 My music teacher in kindergarten was pregnant. Before the year ended she gave birth to twins, and for some reason, she brought her twins to school with her every single day. JUST STAY HOME!
3:27 - 4:26 Fun fact, I never used the school bathroom unless I really had to go. I'd wait 7 hours till I got home to use it. 5th-middle school I'd use the bathroom before I left my house. I really avoided the bathroom😂 Edit: bro, why 60+ likes for this??? 😭 Edit: Bro, SERIOUSLY. Why 110 likes for this?! 😂
In my middle school going into the roof, you will meet the fruit bats. Yeah my school had a bat problem and I already saw one of those bats laying on the ground in front of the stairs. I believe the bats just sees the roof as a cave.
Public bathrooms at school still suck. It's not just dead silence, it's people throwing stuff into a stall if they know you're there. I had a person bang on a stall I was in to be "funny".
Ok i just rewatched your video of your sketch books and i enjoyed it SO MUCH!!! This might be a stretch but i wish you could animate a movie of the superhero story of your friends and the villains. Bro if you actually make it i will cry in joy from the drama and jokes. Please make this happen I LOVE YOU SWOOSH!!!1!
I didn’t go to prom. I went to an after-prom thing. My girlfriend at the time was autistic and she didn’t like big crowds or loud music, so she didn’t wanna go to the normal prom. I didn’t wanna go because it just seemed overrated to me. But the after-prom was held the next day and had games and activities everywhere. Jenga, Velcro axe throwing, go karts, a movie, and even a raffle. I won a gaming headset and a big container of m&m’s. Definitely better than going to a boring dance where they crown random students prom king and queen for no reason. I had fun, my girlfriend had fun, it didn’t overwhelm her sensory issues, and I will never forget it.
Your stuff keeps getting better. Good work sir. You are a TH-cam national treasure if TH-cam was a nation. I mean that. I liked all the little new variations on the usual expressions. *All of them* Keep it up. 5:05 that was a weird little freak in Canada amirite
In school I joined this program for multiple years and twice I had the same teacher who got pregnant. It wasn’t weird at all but it was sad that she abandoned me through the semester twice. She was a great teacher and most people just had to deal with her leaving once but I had to deal with her leaving twice
3:41 One time I was in the bathroom opening the chamber of secrets, and I just heard someone let out the loudest fart ever, me and my friends were f*cking dying bro
0:35 YO, WR JUST WATCHED THAT LAST WEEK IN MODERN CIVICS CLASS! First time seeing it too! It’s a bop. Even if it’s all a bit “cringe” cause it’s old and trying to appeal to the youngins, those were still bangers
the math test being split up by lunch is actually genius, students are still learning how to do the math and they are connecting by all working together creating bonds.
4:03 my middle school bathroom doesn’t have a door you just walk in. Enter the stall. And hope no one stares at you through the 3 to 5 inch gap in the door😭
@@AngusTheDoge yes it dose have a door. But you just have t hope no random person that acts gay and calls his gf his little starburst looks at you through the gap
@Cane4092 Yeah, I get safety meetings every year. Sadly, I wasn't warned about the silica clay in the srt room I cleaned. Not exactly a fun thing to think about.
7:09 my first grade teacher was also pregnant. One time I lost a tooth in the middle of of class and she got mad at me. She didn’t loose her shit exactly, but she wasn’t happy about having to interrupt class to take me to the nurses office.
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hi swoosh
Potatoes taste good.
Love the content man❤
Hi swoosh
I’m good
Some say Swoosh is still hiding in the ceiling to this day
Haha yes 😂😂
💀
Hey it is the guy that miss youtube rewind
He is I saw him!
Omg hiiii
you two bring out the stupid from each other and it's amazing to watch
Hi
we love the stupidity ❤️❤️
Yes
Yup
How does the "I liked my own comment" person have more likes than Brody.
5:51 this has some real “We GOTTAH get SPONGEBOB back” energy
WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK
"WE gOaTTa GeTT spoMNnVGgeebooB BACCk!"
Why?
🤔@@Billcipher1505
FRRR
3:25 "91% 9- cuz your ugly" and 5:05 " pay a vist to all those little freaks in canada, shows brody "got me rollin🤣
That is an interesting profile picture
nah me as a canadian took that personally
💀
@@axolotlsarecute6764 same
I'm a Canadian and I gave all his vids dislikes and tons of middle fingers because I took that personally!!!!!!!!
7:15 My music teacher in kindergarten was pregnant. Before the year ended she gave birth to twins, and for some reason, she brought her twins to school with her every single day. JUST STAY HOME!
7:07 As someone who uses Speed Stick I can confirm it makes you really fast.
9:08 Swoosh’s friend took Hide & Seek to a new level 💀
I graduated a few years ago and I'm just now hearing about this. 😂
THERE IN THE WALLS!
If your friend won’t kamikaze in hide and seek they are not your friend
his name is tim bro
@@The.wonder-of-U-o5x (black sabbath riff plays)
"THERE IN THE WALLS" 9:31 is stuck in my head
James: “I graduated high school in 2014.”
Swoosh: “That was like 10 years ago.”
*At that moment James knew he’d never come back*
wait i know someone born in twenty fourteen
😅@@Kritzo__
I WAS BORN IN 2014 OMG
You know its a great one when Swoosh and James collab, truly a treat we needed.
I am now seeing you everywhere
Why the MTV are you everywhere
IT'S YOU AGAIN
I love you
🤖
3:27 - 4:26
Fun fact, I never used the school bathroom unless I really had to go. I'd wait 7 hours till I got home to use it. 5th-middle school I'd use the bathroom before I left my house. I really avoided the bathroom😂
Edit: bro, why 60+ likes for this??? 😭
Edit: Bro, SERIOUSLY. Why 110 likes for this?! 😂
OMG!😮
Same
Same
Dude me too bro
I hide in my the school closet in 2nd grade
2:04 AYYY THE LEGEND, MR. MEEDE
time to watch the waltons 🍿
😂
Bring a chair boys, the house is burnin'!
YESS MR. MEEDE LESSGO
🎵Mimimimimi
Mimimimimi🎵
@@pengiunanimatorguy 360 NECK SPIN
Every kid EVER has thought of hiding the ceiling at school.
I haven't but I will now
Thought of it ha I did it
In my middle school going into the roof, you will meet the fruit bats. Yeah my school had a bat problem and I already saw one of those bats laying on the ground in front of the stairs. I believe the bats just sees the roof as a cave.
I love your vids
i think some day my intrusive thought will get to me and i will clime in the ceiling at school or vent. (sus)
Public bathrooms at school still suck. It's not just dead silence, it's people throwing stuff into a stall if they know you're there. I had a person bang on a stall I was in to be "funny".
That first pic of them trying to peek in the bathroom describes every time I try to take a dump at my school😂
School more like droll!
Yo Rush!
So true
HAHAHAAHAHAH🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@user-in7tv9gt3uu said it first :(
How. The hell does this coment only have 12 likes..
7:56 The way he says yes will never cease to make me laugh
“yyyyuEEeAAAAessSS” 😁😁
Swoosh has managed to both entertain me, and improve my patience
Ok i just rewatched your video of your sketch books and i enjoyed it SO MUCH!!! This might be a stretch but i wish you could animate a movie of the superhero story of your friends and the villains. Bro if you actually make it i will cry in joy from the drama and jokes. Please make this happen I LOVE YOU SWOOSH!!!1!
BRO
7:55 "D-Oh.
YESSSSSS!"
The face looked like Captain underpants material to me, am i good? 😭
That "YEEESSSSS Almost choked me up like i was "Auaujquaiaodkebjaiakajjgjgjhhhshjshsjshjfjfj HEAUH ajqjjqkakajdjzjj"
It's so nice to see swoosh still Collab with small time TH-camrs like james to help them get some publicity
James isn’t that small of a TH-camr
@@randomcarstuff1.0 thats the joke
@@randomcarstuff1.0really? Didn’t know🙃
@@SaltyApple435 not it’s not
yes it is@@randomcarstuff1.0
The moment when “they’re in the walls” them Tim’s feet goes through the floor got me good
Yea LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 😅
Infamous swoosh kinda quoting Alastor was hilarious lol
“Ugh. Susan.” 2:44”
Yea he does
9:53 "Nathan get down from there" 😂
9:55
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😄😊🙂🖤💚🤍💚🖤
"games over."
9:56
School stories in 2024 brought like a tsunami of nostalgia
No replies
I watch this orange man
JESSE
The kid falling through the ceiling has directly inspired an event in a story I’m writing.
The fact after the principal said “is anyone else there?” And his friend saved him shows he’s a real one
I'm the only one thinking about alastor saying "susan"
I did too tho 😭
BRO SAMEEEEE
Facts bro
When it was on the cheating thing 1:45 "Hide the answers in the burger!" Was super hilarious
*gasp* Susan!
2:44
I thought bro was gonna start his villain arc right here -> 3:07
1:34
9:46 thank you for your sacrifice sir 🫡
Press f to pay respects 🫡
3:53 they play music in bathrooms at stores in Illinois idk if that's the same in Arizona ir cali james
I wish I had that
I’m in Illinois I’ve never had music where do you live in Illinois
Quad cities
7:28 IM CRAVING SOMETHING!!
they're craving something
@@iluvoj.x3 they are?
@@1di0tyc_iddyotmaybe idk
9:36 got me laughing hard, great job on the video, 10/10 dude. If I was in that spot I bet they wouldn’t notice I was there
I didn’t go to prom. I went to an after-prom thing. My girlfriend at the time was autistic and she didn’t like big crowds or loud music, so she didn’t wanna go to the normal prom. I didn’t wanna go because it just seemed overrated to me. But the after-prom was held the next day and had games and activities everywhere. Jenga, Velcro axe throwing, go karts, a movie, and even a raffle. I won a gaming headset and a big container of m&m’s. Definitely better than going to a boring dance where they crown random students prom king and queen for no reason. I had fun, my girlfriend had fun, it didn’t overwhelm her sensory issues, and I will never forget it.
This guy never fails to bring smiles to us all with those awesome back stories. Keep it up Swoosh!!
i audibly laughed at “i’m perfect so.. no.” I CANT 😂
0:35 memories.
"I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting in Capital Hill."
OMG SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK IS THE OG😔✋. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED
7:53 NEW DISCOVERY: SWOOSH IS MRS. CLARK’S SON!
Da-ooh- YeSSSSeS
7:50 Got Me😂
What’s Funny is how he said Dude and in the same time little James landed on the floor and the little face he made
7:28 IM CRAVING SOMETHING
Gimme dat!
7:56 “YEEEESSS!!!” That got me so bad! lol 😂
Bro I replayed that so many times it could cause a nightmare💀💀and that smile reminded me of catnap
8:08 Caught me off guard 🤣
This was so funny
4:14
Thank frickin' GOD I didn't have to experience that...
In our school, we had like... 2 passes one for girls and one for boys
Your stuff keeps getting better. Good work sir. You are a TH-cam national treasure if TH-cam was a nation. I mean that. I liked all the little new variations on the usual expressions. *All of them* Keep it up. 5:05 that was a weird little freak in Canada amirite
4:35 “whAt?” Gets zip tied 😂😂
6:29 it says button up and the like button lit up 😂
In school I joined this program for multiple years and twice I had the same teacher who got pregnant. It wasn’t weird at all but it was sad that she abandoned me through the semester twice. She was a great teacher and most people just had to deal with her leaving once but I had to deal with her leaving twice
“Those little freaks in Canada” sounds righ-
5:04
POV me as a Canadian: Yeah sounds right
Reference to the fact that Brody kissed his pillow in one of his ads after he said “come here Bryson”
3:41 One time I was in the bathroom opening the chamber of secrets, and I just heard someone let out the loudest fart ever, me and my friends were f*cking dying bro
3:24 91% “Because your ugly” is crazy 😂💀😂
9:34 was the funniest padt,infamous swoosh I don't know if you're gonna here this but this was super entertaining keep up the good work!
That's literally what happened in my old school except it was green and we got to use tracksuits
Tim was DA GOAT and the legend and sacrifice 😢
Just find your channel today and this channel deserves more subscribers and this video is amazing.
the face when James asked swoosh are you ms. clark's son? DA OH, YES!!! It made me laugh so much🤣
1) Infamous Swoosh
2) The odd 1s out
3) Luke or something
4) Jawbreaker Juice
5) Samdoesfarts
6) RobertIDK
Best Saturday ever
tim is a real chad for getting in trouble for swoosh
At 8:51 you will see a shirt with a lion. That lion was our school mascot in elementary! Pretty cool to see lol and nostalgic
0:35 YO, WR JUST WATCHED THAT LAST WEEK IN MODERN CIVICS CLASS!
First time seeing it too! It’s a bop. Even if it’s all a bit “cringe” cause it’s old and trying to appeal to the youngins, those were still bangers
IM JUST A BILL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I thought no one else know about this wow
And I’m sitting up here on capital hill🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🙌🏻🔥🗣️
Classic
1:26 I also had a math class with a lunch period in the middle so it was really easy to get answers
Mine was reading.
No prom, no class trip, no class prank. As a member of the class of 2020, we’re lucky we graduated
7:48 is the nastiest damn thing I've seen in one of these videos LOL
3:51 CONFESSION: I can’t go when there is sound and people…. Sorry had to put that. I have double bad luck.
Same I can’t even pee
Just a little reminder if we are thinking of the same Mr.mead HE IS STILL THERE
bro this looks like it came out of a cartoon 10:00
Omg it does
LOLL
LOL
3:31 there's an alternate in the right stall Swoosh look out
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK. NOT EVEN TAKING A SHIT.
"I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!~" and than its shit.💀🙏
@@Maslo629😂
I am a realy big fan and i realy love your vids and i support u in watever u decide j am a fan of ur work 😊
Swoosh is inspiring me to do stories like these and He always makes me laugh, Keep it up dude😅
"Susan?"
2:45
“Susan.”
😂😂😂
God, Hazbin Hotel is funny
*CUTLY GASPED* “SUSAN >:(“
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBoredsusan😒
the math test being split up by lunch is actually genius, students are still learning how to do the math and they are connecting by all working together creating bonds.
8:17 Actual bruh moment
💀😔🤓😫📸🤤😣🤯🥰🤨🅱️🔪🗣️🇯🇵🙏🥹💚🦅🔥😕💅😖❤️✋🥺😭😘😐🤟😃
8:08 Actual bruh moment
0:36 The is about the musical Jr “ Schoolhouserock Live” and I did that musical Lol🧌
Shout out to all the ladies, WE FART TOO💀
Bro's face inside the classroom 😂 1:58
LMFAO
1:15 “girls don’t fart”
Me being a girl and farted before : 👁️👄👁️??
“IS YOU’R MOM MRS CLARK?” - Theodd1sout “D- YES!” -Swoosh
4:03 my middle school bathroom doesn’t have a door you just walk in. Enter the stall. And hope no one stares at you through the 3 to 5 inch gap in the door😭
You had 3 to 5 inch gaps in the door!?
@@AngusTheDoge yep
@@AngusTheDoge yes it dose have a door. But you just have t hope no random person that acts gay and calls his gf his little starburst looks at you through the gap
4:14
FR THO, like what do the teachers think we are going to do in there?!
like bro, they are the opposite gender of me
You are a sweet and innocent soul 💛 (my school was extremely degenerate)
@@honeysquareswell we go in 2 different bathrooms. So he does have a point
4:05 I cannot hold it in anymore I just want to🎉🎉🎉 you know
0:51 literally my siblings
I found I wild illusive taco
lol hi
My current teacher is pregnant
Edit: she gave birth a couple of months ago.
WHAT!?
Good for them!🎉
Saaame And she revealed it in the most clever way possible we were all super excited ill update
Tim sacrificed himself, that "nah no ones up here" was perfect
0:04 i didnt know james knew math (he’s a professor to!)
Really?
@@Kade-c0gh4yeah he was going to be a teacher but went for TH-cam and you know how that went
Mr Josh brolin: Who wrote bruh on the toilet paper dispenser
Me: that surely didn’t put a smile on his face
Thanos reference
0:48 Di- did you just ✨F H A R T✨
1:08 it was at at that moments he remembered desks cant fart
9:27 as a custodian, never ever do this. Most still have asbestos or silica
Asbestos is very very good for you if you like having cancer
I only know what asbestos because of portal 2💀
And thats really scary because asbestos poisoning can show symptoms years after even decades so what if he is and we havnt seen it yet
@Cane4092 Yeah, I get safety meetings every year. Sadly, I wasn't warned about the silica clay in the srt room I cleaned. Not exactly a fun thing to think about.
1:58 He’s staring at me menacingly😵
6:45 Look at that young animator ☺️
4:30 we only have 1 hall pass🤓🤓🤓🤓 edit ty for 12 likes
REMIND ME EVERYTIME U SEE THIS
0:04 I love that immediate change scene because my humor which made me chuckle from that,
7:26 im crAVEING SOMTHIN’‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️‼️
IM CRAVING SOMETHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
And like, grab it off your little grubby hands
"No"."and start eating it"
😂
0:14 you mean the pioneer of *Academy Anecdotes?*
OBJECT SHOW FAN SPOTTED!!!
7:09 my first grade teacher was also pregnant. One time I lost a tooth in the middle of of class and she got mad at me. She didn’t loose her shit exactly, but she wasn’t happy about having to interrupt class to take me to the nurses office.
2:13 FART test is it asking how loud you’re fart is?😂
3:01
Dude, my teacher just gave me a ZERO because I was talking!
Wha- Why?
@@GwenKelly-v1h Because some teachers can be dicks for no reason
womp womp 💀
Mine gave me a detention and failed me
@@Hexagonal_record For TALKING????
5:33
"Its coz...i luv u."
_"ÂĖGH-"_
“EUUHHG-“
7:36 me when I read the Jurassic park novel