T.H.E P.O.L.E.S Disclaimer: not Poland I mean south Edit: So I learnt Penguins don’t live in North and the Polish dude at the bottom is sad now so give him lots of love eh Here have cookie polish man: 🍪
Oh god. Karens are penguins. (Edit: I meant to write penguins are Karens but this is too funny to delete.) They don't social distance because they just don't feel like it. /j
I had on YT a random recommendation a while ago about that, they can have depression to, so they wander off the group to die, even when you bring them back they will wander off until they die. Dont know how the documentary was called was random recommended a while ago, like this vid was recommended too random for me, but just for explaining, so most of that bring them back wouldnt work, they want to do that, probably want to die in peace. Like cats do when they know they gonna die.
As Emperor Penguins don't have predator in land, they think humans are just weird looking penguins, so they greet us as such. They leave because we don't know how to answer :(
According to some language teachers: Fake it till you make it is usually the best answer, followed by a necessity to speak said language. Lastly, live among them day and night.
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ga
@@nici9376, the tux would pick up his `cat` launcher and `bash` into the windows user with the penguin's rage, their screams `echo` around the vast snow desert.
i just watched something else about how sometimes they get "depressed" and just straight up walk away from the group and just keep walking to certain death
Penguin: "Good morning to you, my good man! Have you seen my colony?" Man: *says nothing* Penguin: "No? Well, I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I best be going now." *waddles along.*
Not many people know this, but the guy telling this story and sitting there told the penguin a joke, and the penguin found it so funny. He had to run 25 miles to find the guy again and laugh at the joke. Now he is safely on his way back home.
Saw a documentary of how penguins will just wander off due to depression and sadness. If they're by themselves it almost guarantees that they're walking to their death (whether that be starvation or ring food for another animal)
Dear diary: I saw a golem today, I thought it was one of us and I had returned to the group however after calling it I had no understandable response. The most notable aspect of golems are their lack of movement, how odd it is not to keep moving in this land where staying in place is death. I kept moving on and left the golem as it watched me leave.
Also there was this weird crab thing. But it had three legs instead of six. And it had only one eye instead of two. The golem only moved in order to pick up the crab thing. But even when being moved, the crab thing didn't respond. I thought maybe it was dead, but if it was dead, it would've gone limp right? It was completely stiff, even when the golem thing was moving it around.
@@bennitori4 I often wonder in my penguining days whether there are other golems out there thinking about me the same way. I hope some day I can understand them and their talking to themselves and what not. Over all a good day.
That little head bow and call was a basic penguin greeting. He left because human was rude, didn't say hello back, and just left him there hangin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDIT 10/8/2021: It's been 3 years, and I do apologize to everyone in the comment section who might be just a little bit confused as to why this went from a lighthearted penguin comment to shifting to some weird, right-wing, conservative A.M. radio station who won't shut up about "the Jews" as always. Then want to go "re-e" on you when you don't nod and agree with them and be totally cool with the deliberate crap storm and controversy they're spewing all over your wholesome comment. for no reason. Then again, such people can't help themselves, they are of a certain personality set, and things always come full circle to their hatred, often times dressed up as something else. You understand. Try not to let these people ruin your day or the vid of a cute penguin, and I honestly do not know why these people don't stick to their own niches of the internet. They're cancelled just about everywhere else though, so that counts for something I suppose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 500 comment cap reached. Took a week, but it finally happened. But bigots gonna bigot. n u n
Penguin: “Hey man have you seen my friends?” Guy: “Normally emperor penguins live in large colonies to keep warm, but every now and then young males particularly tend to wander off on their own and go exploring.” Penguin: “Thanks but thats not very helpful, I’ll go find someone who will actually be useful.”
Emperor: How are you today good sir! Would you be kind enough to direct me to my kingdom? Man: silence . . . Emperor: When will these assholes learn to speak?!?!
@@Toxic2T so a bunch of biologists painstakingly recording nature and not tampering with its natural course is cruel? The whole point of a fucking nature documentary, hell the whole point of biology as a field of study is to minimize our involvement and bleeding heart moralizing from the natural process.
It’s almost like he’s asking the human for directions because he’s super lost and once again he’s let down by mammals. So he decides to waddle off and go it alone.. God I just relate to that penguin on so many levels. 😔
@@zmenaczzz3165 and I'm quite sure you shouldn't. Wild animals should not understand humans as a source of affection and/or food, as it could end up interfering negatively in their behavior. It goes along those lines, maybe I'm misremembering it, but read about before.
I would not have been able to control my own arms if I came that close to an Emperor Penguin. I would have been petting it before I even thought about the rules.
The emperor penguin: welcome to our empire! The best empire in the world, when we never run out of fish. So, what are you doing here, stranger? No answer? Okay, have a nice day sir!
He probably had a night out on the bender and had an argument with his misses. >Wonders around aimlessly >Hurls insults at another species >Pees openly in the public and walks off What a lad.
1:12 My guy literally did that thing we do where we reach off of our couches (in the laying position) to get the remote or whatever far away with maximum effort instead of getting up and just getting the thing. 🤣🤣
He ran off 25 miles to say hello
How innocent
I all he got was a 😑 face.
@@AnaBM9510 that is the saddest part :c
And walk away bcus he got rejected
Actually it was for mating call. The guy rejected him
"Penguins are intensely curious." Especially when there isn't a damn thing for 25 miles.
Poor guy was bored as hell
Damn true, I would be curious too.. finallyy a human sized penguin!
"Martha, I saw another one! He was just standing there. Didn't even react to me."
Literally a massive white canvas, His Purple Coat is probably the first non white or black thing they've seen in decades
@@Captianmex1C0 Penguin: "Seen it. Hated it! Colors too loud! What's wrong with simple black and white?"
>approaches you with no other signs of life for miles around
>honks loudly
>refuses to elaborate
>wanders back into the horizon
what a chad
Emperor penguins are Sigma males
My math professor did the same thing the other day
@@calebthompson8230 lmao
Sigma penguin
Walks 25 miles to greet us, walks towards camera man, shakes head, pisses and then walks off. Absolute lad.
He didn't piss of. He shit off XD
@@MrBahamutt90 oopsie
@@Doorknobz ok doorknob 👍
*chad
@@Doorknobz what are you talking about?
"They go exploring"
Penguin: "Another fucking chunk of ice, perfect."
T.H.E P.O.L.E.S
Disclaimer: not Poland I mean south
Edit: So I learnt Penguins don’t live in North and the Polish dude at the bottom is sad now so give him lots of love eh
Here have cookie polish man: 🍪
Penguin:“Everything looks the goddamn same on this goddamn icecap”
@@APersonOnTH-camX sad polish noises*
@@APersonOnTH-camX only South. There are no penguins in the north pole.
🤣🤣🤣
The sheer fucking will that man has to not pet that damn penguin is immeasurable.
He's on par with Mr Wick
Same thought
@@polatalemdar8024 of course it’s not a pet. It’s a *poonguin*
With COVid and everything I get him, social distance is important🤷🏾♂️
@@joshhampton6511 Not 8 years ago when the video was made
"We are supposed to stay at least 5 meters away"
Penguin: "fuck the rules"
Oh god. Karens are penguins. (Edit: I meant to write penguins are Karens but this is too funny to delete.) They don't social distance because they just don't feel like it. /j
@@joethewolf3750 bruh moment
*We're no strangers to loooooove*
*You know the rules... AND SO... DO IIIIIIII*
Also Penguin: I make the rules here, mortal human.
@T Tt I did not expect Simon or Payday 2 in a penguin comment section but god am I glad for it
I hope the bird found what it was looking for and had a prosperous life.
It most likely died
@@justonejlking jikes
@@justonejlking RIP
I had on YT a random recommendation a while ago about that, they can have depression to, so they wander off the group to die, even when you bring them back they will wander off until they die. Dont know how the documentary was called was random recommended a while ago, like this vid was recommended too random for me, but just for explaining, so most of that bring them back wouldnt work, they want to do that, probably want to die in peace. Like cats do when they know they gonna die.
@@handgranate2008 “Penguin, depressed…” I believe is what your talking about
"Can you see yourself on that screen? Probably not."
Penguin: Shakes head violently
That's kinda sus, like he's acting
@@lifepasses1875wtf paid actor penguin D:
‘Thought not’ lmaooo
How did you mess that sequence up? Lol
@@clockworkNate wot
As Emperor Penguins don't have predator in land, they think humans are just weird looking penguins, so they greet us as such.
They leave because we don't know how to answer :(
According to some language teachers: Fake it till you make it is usually the best answer, followed by a necessity to speak said language. Lastly, live among them day and night.
On a serious note: It's probably a mating call.
@@danielawesome36 If so, which one should get in position?
@@thekingofgoogle1404 find jesus
@@stevecampbell8301 I already found Jesus, he moved back to Mexico.
“however, penguins are intensely curious”
Penguin: “NOOT NOOT”
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ga
@@AxxLAfriku Handsome girlfriend? Now that's sus
@@AxxLAfriku ok
@@AxxLAfriku bro r u ok?
🎵Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi, Pingu, Pingu🎵
this penguin is the protagonist of his own story. this is just another encounter among many for this young wandering hero
He is the next Mumble.
A real chad
The emperor penguin is like. Name and rank soldier!
Rank emperor?
SKIPPER !
Actually, it's more like
*_KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS_*
@@moemuxhagi
Kowalski: It's really cold out here, Skipper
Now I'm expecting arly Ermey from Full Metal Jacket's voice blasting out of that penguin!!.
"hey, you have a time to hear about linux?"
"i use windows"
"understandable, have a nice day"
said by a gentoo penguin
Terribly inaccurate
@@nici9376, the tux would pick up his `cat` launcher and `bash` into the windows user with the penguin's rage, their screams `echo` around the vast snow desert.
Everyone knows that Linux is the one and true OS.
As a Linux user, agree
1: pick him up
2: carry him into helicopter
3: bring him back to his group
4: emotional profit
It would probably wander off again.
They aren't allowed to do that and disturb wild life, even if it meant death. ☹️
@@YlakerranJatka then it's not your problem. Shame on them for not learning their lesson
@@skyacedoes2646 "shame on them". Youre dull, arent you?
@@commenteroftruth9790 Nah he's right, I saw a city ruled by Penguins
I like how the penguin is just like: “Fuck it time to slide”
“The urge to embrace this lost Emperor Penguin with a hug is quite large. I believe I might do it.”
FR I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A BIG HUG maybe even a cuddle they look so soft
Penguin plushie!!
@@Lone-Lee hehe i do have one and she's super soft but isn't nearly as big/heavy
just not the same
Thank you for your service
A big hug and a fish! 🤗 🐟
A day will come when he'll encounter the little depressed penguin, and they'll live wonderful adventures together.
You sound like you're ready to write a fanfiction of that....PLEASE DO!
YES! I need closure
it would be the best story
@@lonelyguyofficial8335 I'll think about it when I'll get time, why not ;)
@@lonelyguyofficial8335
Lol, could you imagine? Would be pretty cool
“However, penguins are intensely curious”
*penguin begins speaking enchantment table*
What is this?
@@entekplayer1347 what’s what?
@@entekplayer1347 did you ever find out what it was?
@@XxYERMOM123xX did you ever find out how to not quadruple post?
@@XxYERMOM123xX wtf man shut up
(Goes back to his colony)
“you won’t believe what I saw out there”
Mumble
i just watched something else about how sometimes they get "depressed" and just straight up walk away from the group and just keep walking to certain death
nah theyre on their way to new york
Relatable
Virgin pill overdose suicidal human VS chad walking till you die suicidal penguin
@ Conclusion? A depressed pinguin has more willpower then me.
@@lowarior20 hey, are you ok?
Penguin: “Makes a greeting sound”
Human: “Doesn’t say shit”
Penguin: Understandable, have a wonderful day “waddles away”
Even if we could respond we are technically not allowed to interact with them at all.
@@KynMites penguins must be like "look at these rude visitors, they don't even greet"
waddle waddle waddle
Till the very next day
I honestly feel sad that we cannot have some kind of common gestures at least, to show we acknowledge other wild animals.
Actually translation:
"I am Ozymandius, King of Kings."
th-cam.com/video/Ut8MTBIZrC8/w-d-xo.html
ur giving me gcse english flashbacks
god ive just started that poem in english, pain
Based persian penguin
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
*walks up*
*screeches*
*leaves with no context*
sigma ass penguin
Penguin: "Good morning to you, my good man! Have you seen my colony?"
Man: *says nothing*
Penguin: "No? Well, I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I best be going now." *waddles along.*
And I read that in a British voice
@@Dentheman1995 fellow pengwings
And he waddled awaaaay, waddle waddle
@@Dentheman1995 same, now I can't think of emperor penguins as anything but British gentlemen.
Sound like something out of monty python movies
The penguin is like
*Yo alien dude can you help me get back to my colony?*
My man didn't even point him south!! 😭
Actually it's even better. That penguin tried to 'woo' him if y'know what I mean...
No
@@samtmh7240 i dont
Is that Happy feet reference?
He was probably asking for directions. He may have forgotten to take that left turn in Albuquerque. :-D
I get that reference 😉
Apparently that trumpet kind of sound it made while bowin down is a kind of greeting/hello :)
Haha, Albuquerque ain't the place to make a wrong turn.
He was trying to get to Pismo Beach to have all the clams he could eat
"Becky, wanna smash?"
when i was little i used to think emperor penguins were like 6ft tall
I used to think same until today , I saw this video .
You probably mean the Mega Penguins
They were ones but went extinct
Not many people know this, but the guy telling this story and sitting there told the penguin a joke, and the penguin found it so funny. He had to run 25 miles to find the guy again and laugh at the joke. Now he is safely on his way back home.
Fr?
nice try being a comedian, unfortunately it was a shit attempt
@@Skyronrv chill we get it you don’t get to express yourself anywhere except the internet
@@AltLmaoo he's just saying he didn't like the joke in a rude way, no need to attack him personally
@@AltLmaoo the thing is he really put so much effort into it like its an actual story
Saw a documentary of how penguins will just wander off due to depression and sadness. If they're by themselves it almost guarantees that they're walking to their death (whether that be starvation or ring food for another animal)
rip
:(
:'(((
I might be dumb but what does ring food mean?
If vultures were there, they would circling around the penguin, waiting for it to die
Emperor: hey how are you
Dude: *doesn't respond*
Emperor: WELL FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ANYWAY-
I don’t why but the crunching sound of the sow from the penguin is ducking hillarious to me
The little snow sound he makes when he’s walking up to the cameraman🥺🥺🥺
hehe boiii
“Go ahead and give your meat a little rub.”
Dear diary: I saw a golem today, I thought it was one of us and I had returned to the group however after calling it I had no understandable response. The most notable aspect of golems are their lack of movement, how odd it is not to keep moving in this land where staying in place is death.
I kept moving on and left the golem as it watched me leave.
Also there was this weird crab thing. But it had three legs instead of six. And it had only one eye instead of two. The golem only moved in order to pick up the crab thing. But even when being moved, the crab thing didn't respond. I thought maybe it was dead, but if it was dead, it would've gone limp right? It was completely stiff, even when the golem thing was moving it around.
@@bennitori4 I often wonder in my penguining days whether there are other golems out there thinking about me the same way. I hope some day I can understand them and their talking to themselves and what not. Over all a good day.
He used his own beak to help stand back up. Legend.
This emperor has managed to escape from Elba island and St. Helena but eventually got exiled here without any homies.
That little head bow and call was a basic penguin greeting.
He left because human was rude, didn't say hello back, and just left him there hangin'.
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EDIT 10/8/2021: It's been 3 years, and I do apologize to everyone in the comment section who might be just a little bit confused as to why this went from a lighthearted penguin comment to shifting to some weird, right-wing, conservative A.M. radio station who won't shut up about "the Jews" as always. Then want to go "re-e" on you when you don't nod and agree with them and be totally cool with the deliberate crap storm and controversy they're spewing all over your wholesome comment. for no reason. Then again, such people can't help themselves, they are of a certain personality set, and things always come full circle to their hatred, often times dressed up as something else. You understand. Try not to let these people ruin your day or the vid of a cute penguin, and I honestly do not know why these people don't stick to their own niches of the internet. They're cancelled just about everywhere else though, so that counts for something I suppose.
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@Queen FUPA wtf? what Cloud Coocoo house you escape from, huh?
Ew.
*I'm not mad, I'm just, dissapointed*
@@lancie7426 Nothing here to deny, but if it's anti-antisemitism, I'll deny that.
I got nothing against Israel.
@@ARedMagicMarker I do.
i love that he got on his belly to go like 3 feet then stood up
He was like “ayo look i can slide- okay enough of that”
Me laying down and crawling in the tall grass to see what it looks like just to stand back up when my pants get wet.
The fact that I may never see a penguin irl deeply saddens me.
Go to zoo
@@mayshusakuhanamurasufferli5438 Some Aquariums too. Boston Aquarium had penguins and sea lions when I was there half a decade ago.
I liked your comment, but I had to unlike it because I remembered that I seen penguins at the zoo 🐧
@@LostBoy606 lmao
@@JarthenGreenmeadow the one that I saw didn't move at all lol😂😅
*Penguin walks up to human*
"This chap is a human and he's a very rare sight, almost certainly lost."
Oh man. I really hope he finds his colony.
I just called them.
He's dead.
@@Prawnsly I just called your mom......................................
now she's givin me head
The way they just slide around on their bellies is the cutest thing. Like. He just had to get over a small mound and he belly slid. 😂
Não estúpido Max Araujo Diniz eu não sou Black e não sou persefone
Penguin: “Hey man have you seen my friends?”
Guy: “Normally emperor penguins live in large colonies to keep warm, but every now and then young males particularly tend to wander off on their own and go exploring.”
Penguin: “Thanks but thats not very helpful, I’ll go find someone who will actually be useful.”
What a graceful being he is, making adorable crunching sounds in the snow as he waddles and approaches stuff. Glorious fellow.
What a neat video. Penguin walks up right in front of the guy and then trumpets. Probably was expecting trumpeting back.
"can you see yourself on that screen"
*Actually shakes head*
"Thought not"
emperor penguin toot : STATE YOUR RACE
....
emperor penguin leaves.
XD
Emperor: How are you today good sir! Would you be kind enough to direct me to my kingdom?
Man: silence
.
.
.
Emperor: When will these assholes learn to speak?!?!
Cats: "Meow"
Birds: "Chirp"
Penguin 0:32 : *Skrillex on LCD*
You mean LSD?
@@var1410 no, he really meant the quality of the TV. How am I supposed to enjoy this vídeo if its not in 4k?
@@jiggaboon1ggajones if that's sarcasm that's bad
Skrillex on an LCD screen? What? XD
Lol.
casually walks away after getting rejected
Sigma emperor penguin grindset
Dude he literally asked for help. At least you could’ve pointed him in the right direction. That’s ok 👍🏻..
Emperor penguin 🐧 is LEGEND
“And wander off and go exploring.”
Penguin “k bye”
0:50 human said head that direction
What ever became of him , I wonder! What a glorious being.
@Mr. Shlock Typical BBC/NatGeo/Discovery.
Agreed Mr. Schlock and Nicholas. They are pretty heartless.
@@user-pe2yx9kt4e Indeed. And they have the possibility to help off camera, but they leech off nature misfortune.
@@Toxic2T so a bunch of biologists painstakingly recording nature and not tampering with its natural course is cruel? The whole point of a fucking nature documentary, hell the whole point of biology as a field of study is to minimize our involvement and bleeding heart moralizing from the natural process.
@@Toxic2T Wow, it's almost as if they want to film nature as it is without doing what humans constantly do. Which is get involved and ruin things.
I love the way Penguins slide on their bellies and stand up with their beaks. its adorable as hell.
Penguin “hello sir!”
Hooman *stares and says nothing
Penguin *thinking to himself “…alright you fucking asshole”
Damn you for the low speaking volume in this video. That penguin screech almost gave me a heart attack..
It’s almost like he’s asking the human for directions because he’s super lost and once again he’s let down by mammals. So he decides to waddle off and go it alone..
God
I just relate to that penguin on so many levels. 😔
I would’ve hugged the penguin 😶
Sameeee!
I wanna cuddle him so bad
Ditto
I read on google that they don't like being touched, they gone bite you. 🐧🐧
@@zmenaczzz3165 and I'm quite sure you shouldn't. Wild animals should not understand humans as a source of affection and/or food, as it could end up interfering negatively in their behavior. It goes along those lines, maybe I'm misremembering it, but read about before.
He asked you out and you didn't respond, he even bowed his little head
Penguin: We have been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.
Bruh, that title is really fit for boss in some fantasy-based game
They need freezing temps to survive, yet they always try to stay warm. What an amusing animal.
Fun Fact: Mammoths died out because it got too hot.
@@aceambling7685 😳😳😳 so true, never thought of it like that!
I would not have been able to control my own arms if I came that close to an Emperor Penguin. I would have been petting it before I even thought about the rules.
"I am Emperor Uriel Septim. And these are the final hours of my life."
Stop rigth there criminal!!!!!!!
Penguin: "I'm just going for cigarettes, don't tell my wife or kids"
He's so small! Idk why I thought penguins we're almost as big as us
Same, I thought emperor penguins were like 4 feet tall for some reason.
@@adropintheocean6282 his chick feathers must have fallen off recently
I even remember reading this book as a child about animals, and it showed an illustration of the emperor penguin to be as tall as a person!
I always thought of penguins as small. A 4ft tall penguin sounds terrifying.
There use ro be larger penguins
"Emperor penguins are typically quite curious."
*Penguin unleashes the vocal wrath of Cthulhu himself.*
Dude’s gonna go back to the colony and be like “Guys I saw the weirdest looking penguin, shit was crazy.”
The sound of the snow as he waddled away had me 🥺 what a nice fellow
damn i feel so bad he looks all alone there
The sound of the snow and ice crunching under his feet just cracks me up!
😂😂😂
When you send the penguin that can't dance to tell the humans they're taking all the fish, and nothing happens .
Big stonks
Big honks
1:22 Emperor Penguin go doo doo fart
Love this animal
Penguin just wants to cuddle!
Wrong
When you ask someone for directions and then realize "they're not from here".
LOL Well, here's hoping he found his way back. Penguins are awesome.
I love the way he came over, bowed his head, and then proceeded to give his species formal greeting of their empire to the human 😄
Imagine watching this at night and turning up the volume to hear the narrator, but getting this ultra loud bazinga
1:01 How come nobody is talking about how this penguin literally answered him?!?! 😂🤣
I feel like this 1.5 minute long video just taught me more about penguins than anything I'd learn at school in a day
this is a lovely penguin
He looks so cuddly and huggable
That's what she said
The emperor penguin: welcome to our empire! The best empire in the world, when we never run out of fish. So, what are you doing here, stranger?
No answer? Okay, have a nice day sir!
He probably had a night out on the bender and had an argument with his misses.
>Wonders around aimlessly
>Hurls insults at another species
>Pees openly in the public and walks off
What a lad.
im so jealous of this guy. The Emperor Penguin is my all time favorite animal in the world. Such amazing animals.
Lol penguin go brrrrrrrrr
0:14 when he gained milliseconds of time and speed by scooting on his belly. 💀💎💙I lub him.
penguin saw the outfit, laughed, and waddled away
🐧: who’s mans is this 🗣🗣🗣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His little snow footsteps sound so cute.
"Good day, sir. Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Godzilla?"
dumb
eheh
@@judahtribe7 no
@@judahtribe7 you sure are :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
aw...felt his pain when he walked up, looked down and cried 🥺
At 0:35 I was legit waiting for an army of similar honkings echoing in response from the distance.
dang, he walked 25 miles, just to give an exclusive interview!
Penguin "I can fucking see you, hello!"
scientist "I am immune to the corona virus if I just stay perfectly still"
1:28 Dude just took a frozen dump and left
That is a penguin who is done with application packaging and compiles from source from now on.
The sound it made was actually a kernel panic.
This is one of the best Videos ive Ever Seen.
1:12 My guy literally did that thing we do where we reach off of our couches (in the laying position) to get the remote or whatever far away with maximum effort instead of getting up and just getting the thing. 🤣🤣
The emperors new groove.