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as an enginner main i can relate to this comment because i literally search the entire 2fort base to find any spies hiding in the base so i can eliminate them out of existance
0:41 despite here having up to this point funny and cheerful voice lines... What the engineer is doing here makes me anxious. Both silence and sometimes cheeky voice lines used in a different context might as well trigger a different intended effect as well,a twisted effect because they're not supposed to make you feel that way...
the use of an "engie alarm" at 1:18 to bring the swarm of engineers back is genius, i love doing that when i'm bored and can't leave my nest unattended for whatever reason
as someone from texas i can confirm that everyone is just an engineer running around going “WOOOOO-EY” no but really though this actually did put me on edge and scare me good job man you made the funnee texas man spoopy
This is the single most scariest tf2 think I have ever seen, and if fits the tf2 community like a glove, the jumpscare was expected but still Terrifying, W
I absolutely love the realistic running, the way the spy ran into the wall as he fled was so good Also the way he flinches with every hit as they try to bust down the door, I love this
1:45 *you died* You died to who you called Engineer… Don’t forget you can use cloak and dagger to avoid being spotted by him. Next time try to avoid the ritual and escape 2fort.
The ending made me burst into laughter. Like the fact it actually made me jump a little just added to the laughter. This is very well done. It was equally unsettling and funny to me the whole way through.
1) thank you that there was some effort put into this 2) that was obvious but im still scared 3) it was too scary to understand that the tiny desk was a joke and it didnt worked
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The tiny desk alarm
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Dr lalves newest product
@@john_marstonof1911 a Horror Engeener
Hey you, yes you! Are you tired of regular alarm clocks that give you tinnitus? Don’t you worry my consumerist friend, introducing the: Tiny desk alarm! You can set it to any time that you need to do an activity and this alarm will annoy you until you actually do the said activity. However this is not all that this product brings! It can also play music if combined with the tiny desk engineer or tiny desk team.its mainly annoying and very expensive like our other products. So get your tiny desk alarm for only 99,99 (no refunds).
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Nothing unusual here. This is just a normal game of 2fort.
Yeah this is just your average 2fort experience when you play on the map by yourself
@@robertpaulson2946 and with bots who do some strange things
Yes
2fort without sniper bots hits different
True. No unusuals found. Only basic headgear.
the consequences of destroying all level 3 engineer building
**frontier justice begins playing**
@@denifnaf5874 spy: OH nah
as an enginner main i can relate to this comment because i literally search the entire 2fort base to find any spies hiding in the base so i can eliminate them out of existance
@@SyrianTanker yes, cuz it take a lot of time to make a max upg bud.
For some reason i got legit scared with a goofy analog horror of tf2
Same here
same here
The ending spooked me the most
same
0:41 despite here having up to this point funny and cheerful voice lines...
What the engineer is doing here makes me anxious. Both silence and sometimes cheeky voice lines used in a different context might as well trigger a different intended effect as well,a twisted effect because they're not supposed to make you feel that way...
And now that you've finished tf2 Arkham death screens, you can finally continue doing regular stuff
yeah if you consider this “regular stuff “ 💀💀💀
@@ujmeadelostherliver it is for him
@@brobrofog i know, i was just joking 👍
@@ujmeadelostherliver I know
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How it feels playing as a Spy:
BAHAHA I CANTT
Lore accurated (i'm an engineer main)
This is a recreation of a cli-
As spy himself this is a average day.
the use of an "engie alarm" at 1:18 to bring the swarm of engineers back is genius, i love doing that when i'm bored and can't leave my nest unattended for whatever reason
I thought it was an Engineer that climbed a building to properly see if we were hiding inside the respawn room
@@gabrielchavez6066 ya, i thought i was the only one
Uncle Dane fans at 3am:
lmao
The fans do get a bit quirky at night
as a uncle dane fan, I do a fair bit of trolling
For real
Man, 2fort at night gives off a extremely different atmosphere
WOOOOOO HI
Hoovy Dundy approves
based on the speed of the protagonist, their class is a scout.
They need a scout to sacrifice
Explains alot
That also explains why he couldn't simply cloak as well.
And the sounds of his tiny backpack.
Or demo
As the bastard 2fort engie who puts nests in the enemy intel,
can confirm.
Same here bro, same here
I wish I had balls like that
1:44 the kid next to you on the school bus when he sees you chewing gum:
You made the video less scary
"You got games on your phone?"
the 2nd grader next to you in their special seat when you take out your phone:
даже меня это расмешило 😂
@@MrBerserkinTimeno weird engineer
This was intense, I had moments where I was anxiously turning away during the suspenseful moments.
I think he engineered his limit
engineer?
How tryhard feel himself in FULL friendly servers:
1:44 "You got games on your phone?"
instant subscription, this is so good man
it's the perfect blend between funny 2fort shenanigans and genuine terror
Great sound design on this
I knew, I KNEW that the engineers were gonna do something with the window in the room, but it still kinda caught me
"Yo, there's someone looking at you, act normall-"
0:10
"Hey Boys It's a Spy!"
@@ganogrishamdax”heck yes!” “Get goin!”
@BlightHauler247 “Spy around here..”
“There’s a Spy creepin’ around here!”
@@SonicIronic-f7g “Job well done.”
@BlightHauler247
“ Alrighty then! “
The jumpscare at the end actually scared me .-.
same here
@@danielkamehamehaI know where he's coming from but I'm still scared haha how stupid I actually am
Same
Fr
Man I jumped to that shit, almost pushed somebody off the stairs in front of me
that ending scared the shit out of me
1:44 Engineer avi. Jumpscare
That felt very weird and i love it! The combination of comedy and horror here is just perfect. Hope to see some more of these))
What actually occurs in 24/7 2fort servers
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS EPIC, MY PANTS ARE FUCKING HEAVY NOW
weapons guy
Heavy like a brings truck
Your pants cant do that, heavy is medics to fuck
@@denifnaf5874 'lookin like i'm tip top
MY! ASS! IS! HEAVY!
1:23 i like how you can see the camera man just jamming out a lil to the little engineer
“What do you do when your sentry is destroyed? Do you, A, calmly and rationally rebuild it or B:”
POV: You're the last scout needed to summon our beloved Texan, The Engineer, so that he can participate as a VIP in the "All Guide Truffle Shuffle"
Insanely well made. Props to you!
And that's why you don't ask how the Engineer in a Box is made.
Spies mains trying to play the game:
...Considering that Doctor Lalve has a hard-on Hateboner for scouts, I suspect the one who managed to gather this footage was a Scout.
This was funni AND scary! The engineer and the tiny desk Engineer was funni. How they got into spawn is beyond me tho.
How'd he get in? In-tru-da window?
It's actually their spawn, we should be asking how the spy got in unless it's a red spy
the jumps care at the end genuinely got me. straight type of shit out my nightmare
This is how it feels to play spy when capturing the Intel on 2Fort.
Ah finally somebody is doing an analog horror of the most terrifying aspect of tf2 its community
0:09 " *you have alerted the crowd* "
Just your friendly neighbourhood engineers
POV: You're a Scout in a Doctor Lalve video
0:10 Fortnite 1 damage
What
@@theonetruedoggo4808Fortnite 1 damage
@@MyScorpion42 I see
if this were proper fortnite we’d hear the equivalncy to 100 tons of material being folded into a skyscraper within mere seconds
0:28 1:35 They never closed the door after closing the light at: 1:09 They knew he was there.
me in 2fort hiding in a corner of our spawn after the enemy team wins and are somehow able to shoot through the door with hitscan weapons: 0:38
I didn't realize how much i needed a dark nighttime version of 2fort. Give everyone flashlights would be a heckin good time
as someone from texas i can confirm that everyone is just an engineer running around going “WOOOOO-EY”
no but really though this actually did put me on edge and scare me good job man you made the funnee texas man spoopy
POV: you are a scout caught spying with the tiny desk corpo engies
"trespassers Will Be violated"
0:16 you slippy jimmy!
This is somehow hilarious and unsettling at the same time, right in the uncanny valley of TF2 content
0:08 bro are vibing
0:11 nevermind
1:23 bro is vibing
1:33 nevermind
"Let's take a closer look at their current ceremony session, always wholesome. Such a beautiful sight to behold."
How it feels to play observer spy:
This is simultaneously horrifying and funny, but definitely more horrifying
This is the single most scariest tf2 think I have ever seen, and if fits the tf2 community like a glove, the jumpscare was expected but still Terrifying, W
I absolutely love the realistic running, the way the spy ran into the wall as he fled was so good
Also the way he flinches with every hit as they try to bust down the door, I love this
“Bro playing spy on 2fort is so much fun!”
Playing spy on 2fort:
Dr. Lalve showed us the Engineer Cult, and we just laughed it off. Now we see how one of the other members see them in motion.
This is so well done. I like the little detail of Spy running into the wall, it really makes it seem more realistic
as a engineer main can confirm we do gather to do a ritual at 2fort every night
THAT JUMPSCARE GENIUNLY HURTED MY SPINE
DAMN. I was expecting that jumpscare at the end but somehow when it got to it i fkn jumped lol. Amazing
THAT ACTUALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME 1:44
While satire, the build-up was genuinely pretty scary, and you made good use of the sound effects.
NGL in the first part, whatever the Engineers were doing, it seemed fun
I rewinded the pop up about five times to see what it was and it gave me goose bumps every time. Talk about one unsettling image
Me just minding my own business at the urinals
The guy in the stall after eating spicy food: 1:44
This is actually well done. The suspense is greatly built
2Fort_engineer_ritual_shitting.
Damn, I knew buying that Tiny Desk Engineer was going to bite me in the ass later...
Tiny desk engineer is actually very dangerous.
Holy Jesus this was terrifying and yet I can’t stop replaying it
That jumpscare was so easy to predict but it still got me
screw analog horror this is the real shit
For some reason spying on a group of people and having them all look at you simultaneously when you thought you were hidden makes me brown my trousers
this is what i think of when it’s 3 am and i’m trying to sleep
This summarizes the entire state and people of Texas.
This is what happened to every devs since the last update.
That ending actually got me and I'm not easily startled these days. I salute you bm78g
1:45
*you died*
You died to who you called Engineer…
Don’t forget you can use cloak and dagger to avoid being spotted by him.
Next time try to avoid the ritual and escape 2fort.
The fact there was an actual jumpscare at the end caused me to JUMP. I felt the nerves in my fingers tingle.
The voice lines make it less scary, but that final jump scare is pretty haunting.
1:44 this legit Scared me.
Because of the build up to it, I just didn’t expect it, I love TF2 horror.
THAT JUMPSCARE ME IN THE END
Gotta love watching this at *2:43 AM*
The ending made me burst into laughter. Like the fact it actually made me jump a little just added to the laughter. This is very well done. It was equally unsettling and funny to me the whole way through.
i’m never playing 2fort alone ever again
How it feels to play as spy on 2fort
Why did that ending scare the living hell out of me.
This is surprisingly well made
2fort at night is actually eerie as hell… This is perfectly humorous and terrifying, easily one of the best tf2 videos in history, Bravo!!
This is the most tense shitpost ever
This is acts terrifying how they have their sensitivity all the way up so they just snap arounf
Holy shit the jumpscare got me and i screamed out loud, great video.
1) thank you that there was some effort put into this
2) that was obvious but im still scared
3) it was too scary to understand that the tiny desk was a joke and it didnt worked
something about goofy buggy games you play on a saturday night like tf2 or halo just has that perfect old spooky vibe that gives me this feel lol
The most average tfort experience
Don’t worry, boys! The Engineer is Engi-here!
sir this is the scariest moment of my life
The perspective of a spy who encounters an engineer head-on.
Sound design is on point
1:44 That actually scared me. Probably because it was very loud.