As a small home repair contractor, I really should wish B.R. Forton a very Merry Christmas. Thank you, guys, for keeping me gainfully employed for many years.
I've seen cardboard and pallet houses in downtown Portland that are more stable and well made than the houses some of these big developers are crapping out.
@jms0313 Addict ingenuity knows no bounds, especially when that person already had an established skillet like carpentry, and knows how to steal tools and materials. It can be incredible what they build under the freeways.
We built with DR Horton. I work in construction so I did walkthroughs every other day and hassled them through the whole process. We got a well built home. I’ve seen horror stories
I've been looking for a house and I have to say, this man seems pretty trustworthy. I'm in! You know, after I fix all the stuff that should have been built right the first time.
If it were built "right", how would you learn to be a man/she-man?! You'd be losing a whole lotta value if he'da builtcha a home you didn't have to fix! The man's dunya a big service, for free!
Thank you for putting up such good housing Mr. Forton! That housing is gonna be great for my workers families to live in while they work 90 hours a week! Not that I give a shit about their families of course. Gonna push to see if we can get 100 hours out of them this week! I sent out an all hands bulletin to bring a sleeping bag for this week. And absolutely no OT of course. I'm not gonna let those greedy line workers eat into MY bonus! If you need me I'll be out back polishing my new boat for this weekend's lake trip.
totally unrealistical youd never get your own hands dirty polishing your boat, youd pay someone to do it(he will also do your wife when youre not looking)
That's exaxtly how the warranty on my brand new home went. That or if you did speak to someone they always had to get parts and they'd call you back then they'd 'forget' to call you back.
Only if it slowly drives him mad, because the house keeps getting delayed, and interest rates start to climb, so it gonna raise his note, and "how much bullshit he's having the deal with, because he thinks the sheetrock looks terrible." So he keeps having the Super do green tapes over and over, and the patches on the wall look as stupid as a dick on a fish.
Oh hell yeah! Warehouse manager needs a better lake house with high speed internet, now that he's working from home so much, and just so happens the lake house he's buying is in a BR Forton development on a man made lake!
My grandparents had MI build a house in the early 00's. They had to come and redo things every step of the build. Luckily, my grandpa built houses his entire life and knew what he was looking at. I'm sure their average client had no idea. As always, this video is spot on.
As inspector of roads in these subdivisions they build in which we have no say on the houses only the streets in them in our county in Alabama this is so true , watching (BR Hortons) work and knowing things that are redone to code later.
I built a farm outbuilding for our farm here and put a cheapo reclaimed door in it. It's a literal barn to hold several hundred baby chickens out of the weather. My door frame, and latch mechanism, which I carved out of a piece of OSB shim with a screwdriver, closes much better and far smoother than the new construction house's front door at 4:10 haha.
@@Constantineopulosdamn I thought toll brothers was a fancy home builder. In my area they just finished building homes that sell for $700k and up. That neighborhood has the best golf course and tennis courts around.
@@justinmailloux3799 It's nice and pretty, now. Just wait for the buildings to age a bit, and the people who live there will learn how cheaply the homes the live in were constructed.
Had a woman on my electrical crew back when we was doing a duke power steam station. Great worker, good party buddy, and an absolute wonderful mf time at the house. I’m all for ladies in the work force
My wife bought me a b.r. forton t-shirt for my birthday. We own a handyman company and spend a large amount of time going back and fixing these new houses when the drywall falls off the ceilings and walls.. also order a size up in the shirts because they run a little small
I loved living in a neiborhood where new houses were popping up all the time. Ide go walk through them was neat being on the second floor with no walls built yet.
I’ll give them credit we bought our first house from one of their subsidiary brands. I guess you could call it and we really got lucky. We had a very good builder very knowledgeable no nonsense wanted to do the job right and even after we closed on the house when we drove to Take our first pictures and what not he was still there finishing up the last few things that needed to be fixed he didn’t leave anything because he knew we were on our closing day. He made sure he got the job done and I can say after a year so far we’ve been pleased with no problems or issues.
Your problem is that those homes aren't built to last. I used to do the electrical in those houses and we did our best but the framing, walls, and insulation is where they really cheap out. We called them 15 year homes because that's about all they're good for. I'd try to sell it sooner than later if I were you.
I gotta say... you do a hell of a job on these videos, they are all hilarious and crazy, but that have a good bit of truth and real life circumstances in them to keep them grounded. Whoever is writing them, they're doing a helluva good job and your acting in them is fantastic. Awesome stuff! Please keep it up!
We put 1600 houses on four acres of land. How? That’s our secret. Why? Because community matters. One lucky winner will receive a call from our warranty devision. XD you are a comedic genius
My dad took over a contract to finish some houses that the original contractor had abandon. Let's just say that those houses were more sheetrock mud and caulk than wood and concrete. In fact there were cracks developing in the driveway and mortar between the bricks before we ever got started. It was a freaking nightmare to fix.
The more he talks the more he sweats lol. Thats called passion and believing in your product. Thats the BR Forton way!!!!!!!!! MAKE HOMEBUILDING GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
It’s been 30 years or so but I don’t forget . The bullying to get the materials out yesterday with zero notice and then demands to pick up returns . I saw the work at the job sites . Wow
I do service calls for a builder like this. Every bit of this is spot on. What's sad, is here in Florida, Mexicans will do the work for half the price and still do a better job. They're good, hard working people.
and then if they ask for what they’re worth, the boss calls his buddy at ICE has the whole crew round it up and he brings in a new batch of them that will stay working cheap and face zero consequences for using undocumented workers, even if he can use his pull to get them visas, they’re far more complicit, if they’re under threat of deportation
@@TheLegendOZelda360 one of my bosses is on the city council. When someone brought up the new laws that will prosecute employers that have illegal immigrants, his response was "well that's only if you do it knowingly" haha, I think about screwing him over from time to time
Oh sweet Jesus that's on point. One thing you need to add is the Styrofoam outside walls. And maybe the fact that most of the walls in the house aren't nailed to the floor, so you can push them when needed.
You know a builder is putting out a good quality product when you have to be buzzed into their corporate offices! You can’t just walk in, you have to be buzzed, and like you were walking into a damn pawn shop or something!
They build tough houses in Florida retirement communities! They make the olds sign book thick leases then use the HOA to shanghai them, then the developers just resale the houses - so yeah some of the toughest houses ever built.
As a small home repair contractor, I really should wish B.R. Forton a very Merry Christmas. Thank you, guys, for keeping me gainfully employed for many years.
Bro gets more and more sweaty by each scene 😅
Best effort, best acting, best story line, best realistic visuals 10/10 👑
Yes how does he make that echo in front a interior view green screen
Well, he's not in front of a green screen for most of this one lol, so that helps
“We guarantee that with every home sold, there will be a lesson learned… by you.” -BR Forton CEO
As someone who works for DR Horton this is very accurate 😂
Hell yeah it is this shit had me dying lmao
Oh wow .. that sounds an awful lot like br forton. . I wonder if they are related. 😅😂
A home and an education, that's the BR Forton promise
*this is not a guarantee
"People actually work in this shit? They need to get real jobs!"
You've clearly been listening in to the conversations at my office...
1600 houses on 4 acres? golly, thats a mighty fine community you got there
Seriously 🤣
Tightly-knit, you could say
@@F-14DSuperTomcatLMAO... tightly - knit
Levittown ain't got nothing, amirite
Welcome to Florida
I've seen cardboard and pallet houses in downtown Portland that are more stable and well made than the houses some of these big developers are crapping out.
Really?! How so?
that because there isn't a cookie cutter layout
@@SpliffTalks so you think everyone in the middle class can afford their own architect and custom build?
@jms0313 Addict ingenuity knows no bounds, especially when that person already had an established skillet like carpentry, and knows how to steal tools and materials. It can be incredible what they build under the freeways.
I'm calling bullshit on that bub. Ain't no way them crizzy heads be building anything worth a fu*k
As the worlds first blind home inspector, I stand behind these homes. Oh, I’m just in the backyard?? Damn.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Stop it!!
We built with DR Horton. I work in construction so I did walkthroughs every other day and hassled them through the whole process. We got a well built home. I’ve seen horror stories
I've been looking for a house and I have to say, this man seems pretty trustworthy. I'm in! You know, after I fix all the stuff that should have been built right the first time.
If it were built "right", how would you learn to be a man/she-man?! You'd be losing a whole lotta value if he'da builtcha a home you didn't have to fix! The man's dunya a big service, for free!
There are numerous contractors that are rolling on the floor right now.
This got got sent to our whole company
Yup 😂
Thank you for putting up such good housing Mr. Forton! That housing is gonna be great for my workers families to live in while they work 90 hours a week! Not that I give a shit about their families of course. Gonna push to see if we can get 100 hours out of them this week! I sent out an all hands bulletin to bring a sleeping bag for this week. And absolutely no OT of course. I'm not gonna let those greedy line workers eat into MY bonus! If you need me I'll be out back polishing my new boat for this weekend's lake trip.
totally unrealistical youd never get your own hands dirty polishing your boat, youd pay someone to do it(he will also do your wife when youre not looking)
If this video lasted another 3 min Marshall would have been swimming.😂😂😂
Lolololol
When he walked through the door and it wouldn't close 😂😂😂
I'm a building inspector...Nailed it
I live in a BR Forten home and lemme tell you this is SPOT ON. More please.
That summer heat's adding extra realities to this that aren't even necessary, that's commitment
That's exaxtly how the warranty on my brand new home went. That or if you did speak to someone they always had to get parts and they'd call you back then they'd 'forget' to call you back.
Depending on what state you live in, you may have legal recourse. Worth looking into.
When you work construction or the trades these videos just hit different, hilarious.
Yes it does😂
Warehouse manager needs to buy a B F Horton house. That would be a good skit
Only if it slowly drives him mad, because the house keeps getting delayed, and interest rates start to climb, so it gonna raise his note, and "how much bullshit he's having the deal with, because he thinks the sheetrock looks terrible." So he keeps having the Super do green tapes over and over, and the patches on the wall look as stupid as a dick on a fish.
Oh hell yeah! Warehouse manager needs a better lake house with high speed internet, now that he's working from home so much, and just so happens the lake house he's buying is in a BR Forton development on a man made lake!
Drove by some Horton communities today, had to come home and rewatch these videos!
This is so accurate DR Horton made homes next to mine and packed them all in. I had no neighbors now I have a bunch neighbors in shitty houses
My grandparents had MI build a house in the early 00's. They had to come and redo things every step of the build. Luckily, my grandpa built houses his entire life and knew what he was looking at. I'm sure their average client had no idea. As always, this video is spot on.
As inspector of roads in these subdivisions they build in which we have no say on the houses only the streets in them in our county in Alabama this is so true , watching (BR Hortons) work and knowing things that are redone to code later.
The door close took me out😂
This man is so talented 😂😂😂
I worked for DR for 5 years, there is relative truth in this video.
Living in a place that gives you electrician and contracting experience is wild 🤣
I built a farm outbuilding for our farm here and put a cheapo reclaimed door in it. It's a literal barn to hold several hundred baby chickens out of the weather.
My door frame, and latch mechanism, which I carved out of a piece of OSB shim with a screwdriver, closes much better and far smoother than the new construction house's front door at 4:10 haha.
As a surveyor approaching my second year in the field...you definitely know when you're in a BR Forton home. And they aren't the only ones, either.
Toll Brothers
@@ConstantineopulosRyan Homes
@@Constantineopulosdamn I thought toll brothers was a fancy home builder. In my area they just finished building homes that sell for $700k and up. That neighborhood has the best golf course and tennis courts around.
@@justinmailloux3799 It's nice and pretty, now. Just wait for the buildings to age a bit, and the people who live there will learn how cheaply the homes the live in were constructed.
as a big boy, I respect the realistic shirt sweat.
Had a woman on my electrical crew back when we was doing a duke power steam station. Great worker, good party buddy, and an absolute wonderful mf time at the house. I’m all for ladies in the work force
Those little building screw ups just add artful character..
My wife bought me a b.r. forton t-shirt for my birthday. We own a handyman company and spend a large amount of time going back and fixing these new houses when the drywall falls off the ceilings and walls.. also order a size up in the shirts because they run a little small
Truly magical. I love this so much.
This is solid gold!! Thanks for putting in the sweat and hard work for us, keep pumpin em out!
I loved living in a neiborhood where new houses were popping up all the time. Ide go walk through them was neat being on the second floor with no walls built yet.
I thought old boy was gonna have a heat stroke by the end, lol.
This is so spot on for DR Horrible. Bravo 🎉👏🏼
I must admit, i believe I’ve been in a few BR Forton built homes 😂😂
I just bought one your Freedom SeriesSM homes purely because of this video. thank you Dr Horton!
I agree with the unruly teenager built in measures. That shits priceless
I thought this was a serious ad for about 5seconds into the video.😂
Marshall is putting his LIFE on the line, just for our entertainment 🫡💦
I’ll give them credit we bought our first house from one of their subsidiary brands. I guess you could call it and we really got lucky. We had a very good builder very knowledgeable no nonsense wanted to do the job right and even after we closed on the house when we drove to Take our first pictures and what not he was still there finishing up the last few things that needed to be fixed he didn’t leave anything because he knew we were on our closing day. He made sure he got the job done and I can say after a year so far we’ve been pleased with no problems or issues.
Your problem is that those homes aren't built to last. I used to do the electrical in those houses and we did our best but the framing, walls, and insulation is where they really cheap out. We called them 15 year homes because that's about all they're good for. I'd try to sell it sooner than later if I were you.
Watching this in my DR Horton home with a front door that doesn't latch 😂
The no flashing on the window is dead on. The walls will also be full of Modelo bottles.
I gotta say... you do a hell of a job on these videos, they are all hilarious and crazy, but that have a good bit of truth and real life circumstances in them to keep them grounded. Whoever is writing them, they're doing a helluva good job and your acting in them is fantastic. Awesome stuff! Please keep it up!
He’s writing them himself I am sure
The under boob sweat is hilarious
She-Men 😂😂😂😂
Almost pissed myself laughing at this
We put 1600 houses on four acres of land. How? That’s our secret. Why? Because community matters. One lucky winner will receive a call from our warranty devision. XD you are a comedic genius
I'm so happy to see you gaining a thousand plus subscribers every day
My dad took over a contract to finish some houses that the original contractor had abandon. Let's just say that those houses were more sheetrock mud and caulk than wood and concrete. In fact there were cracks developing in the driveway and mortar between the bricks before we ever got started. It was a freaking nightmare to fix.
lmao! The sweat. Another great one bud, keep up the good work
😂😂 this was the funniest ever!
Wait. The shorts are from whole videos. Wtf. Been watching this guy forever.
I can relate to him sweating a lot
Omg as a realtor I really appreciate this!
Dude.. your channel is the best. Youve clearly lived the life and see through all the bs.
Zero lies were told!
Love that intro walk. Nailed it!
The fact that he got continually sweatier cracked me up. Pretty sure they filmed at some new construction going up
Imperfect is the new Perfect!!😅
We build houses so men can learn to be real men.
I f’n love your videos. They are the reality behind the bullshit.
😂😂😂😂 you are a genius man!!!!
In the words of gold.star.inspections. That ain't right
~108 sqft per property so the house will literally be a shed if you want any space around the "building"
That was a great Ryan Homes ad... I mean BR Forton.
Fantastic
The sweat!!!! It happens to me too but damn thats spot on
This channel is gold 😂😂
The more he talks the more he sweats lol. Thats called passion and believing in your product. Thats the BR Forton way!!!!!!!!! MAKE HOMEBUILDING GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
It’s been 30 years or so but I don’t forget . The bullying to get the materials out yesterday with zero notice and then demands to pick up returns . I saw the work at the job sites . Wow
Im dying. “See this here”
*40 foot by 40 foot lot*
“This is about an unfathomable amount of houses”
the breath being caught by the mic really, really sells it for me
The sweat lol
Can’t wait to show this to the DR Horton supers 😂
I do service calls for a builder like this. Every bit of this is spot on. What's sad, is here in Florida, Mexicans will do the work for half the price and still do a better job. They're good, hard working people.
and then if they ask for what they’re worth, the boss calls his buddy at ICE has the whole crew round it up and he brings in a new batch of them that will stay working cheap and face zero consequences for using undocumented workers, even if he can use his pull to get them visas, they’re far more complicit, if they’re under threat of deportation
@@TheLegendOZelda360 one of my bosses is on the city council. When someone brought up the new laws that will prosecute employers that have illegal immigrants, his response was "well that's only if you do it knowingly" haha, I think about screwing him over from time to time
Wait until the Mexicans find out that they will never be able to afford to live in one of the homes they built. That tends to fix that nonsense
Gotta keep that wage going down somehow.
You probably got any other variety of Hispanic.
Right up there with Dan Ryan
This is amazing lol
Spot on that buildin a bunch of them shit houses here in Central fl
Home owner: How do I get the periodic water flowing from my outlet near my sink to stop?
Very similar name to R. D Notroh excellent builder!!!!!! BEST IN AMERICA
Look at that gap on that front door
The sweat stains just get worse🤣🤣🤣
Oh sweet Jesus that's on point. One thing you need to add is the Styrofoam outside walls. And maybe the fact that most of the walls in the house aren't nailed to the floor, so you can push them when needed.
You know a builder is putting out a good quality product when you have to be buzzed into their corporate offices! You can’t just walk in, you have to be buzzed, and like you were walking into a damn pawn shop or something!
Fkn Rats n they know it
No metal detectors yet?
Picks up the phone, “do y’all do custom homes too? I want to see some of my bright ideas drawn up.”
This is perfect! 😂
They build tough houses in Florida retirement communities! They make the olds sign book thick leases then use the HOA to shanghai them, then the developers just resale the houses - so yeah some of the toughest houses ever built.
Can I get the explosives add-on for the anti-slam doors?
I can smell this video.......I can smell the construction.
B. R. Forton must be working with Florida contractors, because they make everything crooked!
Ah shit my old boss is a project manager for this company now. No fuckin joke. 😂
OMFG!!!! Dude is legit spot on every single video he does! MARSHALL TOUR come to NH and Ill be your biggest loud mouth fan in the audience!!
He reminds me so much of Trump with the pointing and lips 😭
the winnebago man vibes in this one is real