I always believed that the human throat was incapable of naturally replicating a proper Ork Warcry. Simon annihilated that belief with his flawless Waaagh.
I believe some of his boss nobs were on larger bases than the regular Boyz and both models are supposed to use 32mm but I might not have seen them correctly
For those of you who aren’t familiar with his stat sheet: Makari has a 2+ invulnerable save and a stabba that can deal D3 mortal wounds on a 6. He can tank a hit from a Custodian and then stab him to death. Which is why it’s hilarious that despite all of his luck, he still dies in a tragic car crash before he can get into combat. Classic Orks.
39:55 The classic Gorkamorka terrain looks a bit like an ork beachfront tiki lounge. It looks great with the beach bases. Do any of the orks Dr. Clark's army have a sand castle on their base? Lovely warsurfers too! My bikers ride Greenskinz Starter Box pigs with strap-on dakka gun saddles, if anyone is ever up for a beach barbecue battle report. Aloha until next time!
I'm not sure but when you emergency disembark I think you roll dice for all minitures embarked and then chose who dies when you roll a 1. You don't do the units individually you just do everything embarked at once. I could be wrong.
You are very much correct. Per the rules; "If a transport is destroyed, any units embarked within it immediately disembark (see below) before the transport model is removed, but you must then roll one dice for each model you just set up on the battlefield. For each roll of 1, a model that disembarked (your choice) is slain. Units cannot declare a charge during the same turn that they disembarked from a destroyed transport. [[Core Rules Pg. 9 - Updated in Core Rules FAQ Pg. 2]"
The amusement you both took in the destruction of your own armies is a level of sportsmanship I hope to one day reach. I can get a little... involved in my gameplay and sometimes that means I'm not having as much fun as I should. Thanks for being a great example.
There's a little more! I've got more boys and a unit of grots, and recently I've assembled but not painted a squigbuggy (the only unconverted thing in the army, it's already a beach buggy lol) and some killa kans (giant coconuts with killa kan limbs). Would love to expand my lootas and add another few buggies and maybe even some grot tanks!
to be fair, objectives and those competitive rules are designed so that if one player decides to take a giant unkillable Apocalypse unit, the other player still has a chance to win the game.
What I like about your channel is how you have a project of building and painting a model, except unlike other TH-camrs you actually use them in the game. Much more appealing to newbies like me.
absoluetly love the hawaian themed orks hats off for the conversions ... and imagination for coming up with the idea ...thank you both very much for just playing 40k with tongue in cheek way of palying it just for an afternoons bit of fun ahahaha
Gods this is like worlds colliding, love both your content and Dr. Simon's stuff too! Fantastic battle report between two fantastic armies, loved it :D
I really enjoy all your battle reps and this one was no exception. Please more of it (and I wouldn´t mind, if there were some start-collecting-death-match ones among them). Thanks a lot, Guy and greetings to Penny.
Loved the battle report. This was so much fun. Battle reports can be longer as long as they're fun and entertaining like this. Nice video. Keep up the good work.
Heya! Just started collecting Warhammer minis (funnily enough to use in my D&D campaign as I have no clue how to play Warhammer and no one to play with, LOL) and I have your channel to thank for my newest addiction! Love your videos, especially the painting ones, but also have a great time watching your battle reports! Now I gotta start getting more Necrons and Tyranids as they fit the current story arc of my game, and I've always had a thing for undead and aberrations, lol!
I miss this sort of hilarious, fun insanity from Warhammer. No alpha strikes and WAAC. No min-maxing. Just modelers' imaginations. Just goofy fun. It takes me back to the 90s.
Feel that Simon's Surf-Boyz (which looked fantastic) could really have done with some power claws or something. Still this was a really fun report, would love to see Simon on the channel again.
Absolutely incredible surfer orks. This is what the tabletop hobby is all about: kitbashing some wacky models, and having them beat on other models until one of them falls.
Ha, no way. I watched a lot of Simon's PhD life videos as prep for starting my own and they were a big help! Loved this collab, nice to see such a relaxed and friendly fun game too.
Guy, Ive said it before and I'll say it again. You are THE best Warhammer TH-camr on the platform. I LOVE that you focus on the fun and not competative side of the hobby. Even when playing! More narrative focused battles for the people!
the disembark you rolled was incorrect. you should've rolled 11 dice at the same time and then you choose which models die. so characters are safe. edit: forgot to add "awesome report
Beach boyz were so awesome lol. Hate to be that guy, but you actually can’t reroll the smite mortal wounds roll. It’s technically not a damage roll since it’s a roll to see how many mortal wounds are taken. Also, for the disembark after the trukk was killed you roll all the dice for everything embarked. Then you pick what dies for the 1’s you roll. So if you rolled two 1’s you could’ve just killed two Gretchen
Da Beach Boys are one of my favorite orks armies I've ever seen. The grot rebellion is pretty awesome too!
straight up one of my favourite armies I've ever seen. Not just Orks. Heck not just 40k
Cow-Waaaaaaagh-bunga!
They look awesome! Summer fun in full swing! Definitely going to try for it with some Soulblight :)
Oi! Two of my favorit ladz iz fightin???
Ye’ lez get in dere!
I always believed that the human throat was incapable of naturally replicating a proper Ork Warcry. Simon annihilated that belief with his flawless Waaagh.
The surfer orks are the best army I´ve ever seen! I hope they're tournament legal too!
Who cares about 'tournament legal' any tournament that hasn't got the sense of humour to allow such an awesome custom job doesn't deserve to exist...
Only one that’s dubious is Da Big Kahuna but the others all look like legit conversions
@@queencyrys6309 The spear Boyz are the other thing I'm iffy on just because it's 2 Boyz on 1 oval base. They may call him on that too.
Someone had made an imperial guard army made out of gross who dress as the imperial guard. Look it up, it's amazing.
I believe some of his boss nobs were on larger bases than the regular Boyz and both models are supposed to use 32mm but I might not have seen them correctly
"I think we can both agree that it's pretty stupid to bring a stompa to a thousand point game." ~'That' Guy. "I wanted to bring the gargant."
What happened to the start collecting battle reports? They were so fun!
They will return!
@@MidwinterMinis horray! **exagerated gesturing**
@@MidwinterMinis nice
Grandfather Nurgle happened
@@K.E.L-117 must be some Tzeentch scheme
For those of you who aren’t familiar with his stat sheet: Makari has a 2+ invulnerable save and a stabba that can deal D3 mortal wounds on a 6. He can tank a hit from a Custodian and then stab him to death. Which is why it’s hilarious that despite all of his luck, he still dies in a tragic car crash before he can get into combat. Classic Orks.
Huh. Now this is a collab I did not expect to see. Simon is awesome, love his channel. I'm amazed at the creativity of his army. Absolutely brilliant.
🙏🙏🙏
100%
I’d love to see more Ork VS Ork games. Seeing different lists and units duke it out never gets old
When I started the video I immediately knew that in the end orks win, so instantly great report 😎
In any battle with orks, no matter who actually claims victory, the orks win.
39:55 The classic Gorkamorka terrain looks a bit like an ork beachfront tiki lounge. It looks great with the beach bases. Do any of the orks Dr. Clark's army have a sand castle on their base?
Lovely warsurfers too! My bikers ride Greenskinz Starter Box pigs with strap-on dakka gun saddles, if anyone is ever up for a beach barbecue battle report.
Aloha until next time!
I'm not sure but when you emergency disembark I think you roll dice for all minitures embarked and then chose who dies when you roll a 1. You don't do the units individually you just do everything embarked at once. I could be wrong.
you're correct - Poor Makari, dead before his time T_T
this
You are very much correct. Per the rules; "If a transport is destroyed, any units embarked within it immediately disembark (see below) before the transport model is removed, but you must then roll one dice for each model you just set up on the battlefield. For each roll of 1, a model that disembarked (your choice) is slain. Units cannot declare a charge during the same turn that they disembarked from a destroyed transport. [[Core Rules Pg. 9 - Updated in Core Rules FAQ Pg. 2]"
And for emergency disembark it's 1s and 2s not just 1s
@@busterbackster1 TBF, i think he just said emergency disembark coz that's what it used to be called, and didn't realise there was a strat for that
Dude the beach boyz are incredible! Not only is the concept one of the best I've ever seen but the shirts and all are painted super well too
OMG Simon's converted ork army is INCREDIBLE!!!!!!
The amusement you both took in the destruction of your own armies is a level of sportsmanship I hope to one day reach. I can get a little... involved in my gameplay and sometimes that means I'm not having as much fun as I should. Thanks for being a great example.
Oh my god, the Beach Boyz are so good. I wanna see the entire force, these are just so good I hope they're not all there is.
There's a little more! I've got more boys and a unit of grots, and recently I've assembled but not painted a squigbuggy (the only unconverted thing in the army, it's already a beach buggy lol) and some killa kans (giant coconuts with killa kan limbs). Would love to expand my lootas and add another few buggies and maybe even some grot tanks!
@@SimonClark Awesome! They're a fab conversion effort, and so lovely and vibrant!
@@SimonClark The HaWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-an shirts are amazing.
I haven’t even watched the whole thing yet but already know it’s going to be awesome. There really is nothing as fun in 40k as an Ork vs Ork game.
As the resident jerk in my friendship group who routinely brings Knights to our 500-1000 point hobbying days, outstanding move Guy ;)
This collab has been a long time coming, and I'm so here fore it!
EDIT: That was a solid Waaagh!
23:32
Totally loved the "get back to basics" 40k without objectives and crappy competitive rules. Just plain 40k fun
to be fair, objectives and those competitive rules are designed so that if one player decides to take a giant unkillable Apocalypse unit, the other player still has a chance to win the game.
What, so 40k is more fun without any reason to battle. I like a good tussle but its better when your fighting for something
A battle report in under an hour. Nicely done. Two lovely looking armies...... A stomper in a 1000pt army is just brutal lol
That WWAAARRGHHHH was amazing.
"Looking for fives... ... I'm still looking."
honestly the best battle report channel. so professional, clean and clear. tysm for making these
I can't remember the last time I watched and enjoyed a BR this much. This is the kind of warhammer that i love!
Absolutely great collab! Been waiting for it ever since I keep seeing Dr. Simon Clark in the comments, and absolutely did not disappoint
I would've NEVER expected a Simon Clark battle report but I am so excited!
What I like about your channel is how you have a project of building and painting a model, except unlike other TH-camrs you actually use them in the game. Much more appealing to newbies like me.
Love both armies. There both so color full and have something so unique about them!
who made that oil donkey terrain piece seen at 3:36/41:39 and 4:10/41:39 and is there a video for it. thank you and have a nice day
bro this is such a fucking dream, like I'd never imagine two of my favorite content creators being in and making a video together
absoluetly love the hawaian themed orks hats off for the conversions ... and imagination for coming up with the idea ...thank you both very much for just playing 40k with tongue in cheek way of palying it just for an afternoons bit of fun ahahaha
This was a fun colab and I don't know whats up with your editing but your battle reports are the only ones I enjoy watching
I did not expect Simon here but I'm happy ab-ork this!
super awesome battle report on others i cant like watch to end and this is short and funny and well processed.good job
Gods this is like worlds colliding, love both your content and Dr. Simon's stuff too! Fantastic battle report between two fantastic armies, loved it :D
Haven't seen MrSimonClark in a long time. Since he was in some Yogscast videos, in fact.
Maybe we'll see a collab with the Battleboys at some point.
Don't get my hopes up
I could definetly imagine seeing Guy on the new Games Night Podcast, hopefully Simon is just the in and not the end.
Loved this, both gorgeous armies and some top drawer banter! Would love to see more of these in future.
Amazing army Simon!! Also I appreciate you taking out the rules bloat and keeping it simple, easy to follow.
Love the orky karnage on display here. And lovely models there, Dr. Clark. Please do some more of these with Guy. It was a lot of fun to watch.
That Custom Ork army themed as a beach force looks absolutely amazing
This is great I love both these channel’s and never expected them to collab thanks guy and Simon
This was a blast! You guys have such great synergy, the positive energy and quips we're awesome
I really enjoy all your battle reps and this one was no exception. Please more of it (and I wouldn´t mind, if there were some start-collecting-death-match ones among them). Thanks a lot, Guy and greetings to Penny.
Your editing makes these hands down the best battle reports on youtube.
Finally the ork on ork fight I've been looking for thank you both for this video
Loved the battle report. This was so much fun. Battle reports can be longer as long as they're fun and entertaining like this. Nice video. Keep up the good work.
I’m so excited for this!! Love Simon Clark and this channel so it’s such a great crossover!!!
Heya! Just started collecting Warhammer minis (funnily enough to use in my D&D campaign as I have no clue how to play Warhammer and no one to play with, LOL) and I have your channel to thank for my newest addiction! Love your videos, especially the painting ones, but also have a great time watching your battle reports! Now I gotta start getting more Necrons and Tyranids as they fit the current story arc of my game, and I've always had a thing for undead and aberrations, lol!
Would love to see more of the start collecting battle reports
Wowa! This is the most creative Waaaagh I have ever seen 🤩
I appreciate Dr Clark dressing to match his boyz. That's the sort of dedication ya love to see!
I miss this sort of hilarious, fun insanity from Warhammer. No alpha strikes and WAAC. No min-maxing. Just modelers' imaginations. Just goofy fun. It takes me back to the 90s.
So happy to see these two in the same room. Big fan of both. More please 😁
Yes!!! Two of my favourite TH-camrs, this is gonna be awesome 😁❤️👍🏼
Well done on that converted Ork army haha. Love the choice of models for the beach theme!
Da Beach Boyz is the coolest army I've ever seen, the bases are fantastic and the whole design and kitbashes are beautiful!
Awesome! This was very enjoyable to watch. Please do these more often
24:20 Simon: You are smitten with me! Kiss me!
Guy: Simon please, not in front of da boyz...
Simon: *sad Ork noises*
The music really reminds me of the old Populace beginning game, great batrep!
Feel that Simon's Surf-Boyz (which looked fantastic) could really have done with some power claws or something. Still this was a really fun report, would love to see Simon on the channel again.
Nice, was waiting for this one to pop up eventually!
Nice, cool to see Simon on here
Simons orks are one of my favorites if seen online. And idk if anyone else played it but those orks remind of The duke nukem Caribbean expansion
cant stop smiling after saw ork having a gud time.
that coconut tree tank busta killing me 😂
I could not have possibly predicted this cross over but I am delighted none the less
This was great. Never watched a battle report before. Fun!
Love the channel!
I just paused my TWWH3 Ogre campaign to watch this and what do I see? Beach boy Orks using converted Ogre minis! Awesome!
This is absolutely increddible! SO MUCH FUN XD
Absolutely incredible surfer orks. This is what the tabletop hobby is all about: kitbashing some wacky models, and having them beat on other models until one of them falls.
Ha, no way. I watched a lot of Simon's PhD life videos as prep for starting my own and they were a big help! Loved this collab, nice to see such a relaxed and friendly fun game too.
I enjoyed this length of battle reports, want more!
I really enjoyed this, thank you guys.
These Beach boyz are designed so awesomely. I really love this.
Finally! Simon appears in a Warhammer video!
Love to see the surfboards in use! Next time they'll get the Stompa!
Beach orkz look great. Makes me wanna paint my Combat Patrol in this way. Good game!
Guy, Ive said it before and I'll say it again. You are THE best Warhammer TH-camr on the platform. I LOVE that you focus on the fun and not competative side of the hobby. Even when playing! More narrative focused battles for the people!
the disembark you rolled was incorrect.
you should've rolled 11 dice at the same time and then you choose which models die. so characters are safe.
edit: forgot to add "awesome report
The 50 attacks one wound bit are why I offloaded my Orks after my first two games. Fun as heck to paint them though.
I didn’t really need an excuse to build my own stompa, but now I’ve got one. Well played!
This takes you one step closer to the yogacast. Fantastic.
WAAARRRGGGHHH!! Brilliant, thanks Guy ☺
20:54 is interesting out of context
Really enjoy your channel, painting tutorials are very helpful.
What a sweet custom army! These battle reports remain my favorite.
Fantastic battle! Loved the army's.was slightly distracted as I recognize some of the background music but can't place it X(
By Gork (or possibly Mork), that was a good chuckle!
I wish the tropical Orks would have had their guns painted to look like super soakers. Would have sold the looks even more!
Love this one and I missed seeing the BatReps on the channel! :) Plus, the armies are very fluffy and look lovely!
its the Hawaiian military Vs two goblin trucks and mecca GOBzila
Thank you for saving me from boredom
Firstly: I LOVE those beach boyz. Absolutely awesome.
Secondly: will you be doing anymore of the start collecting/combat patrol bat reps?
Those green dice were confusing! I saw a skull that represented something but on some rolls I saw real 1s and others saw real 6s!
Like 15:53 lol
*Pushes glasses up onto his nose:* Can't re-roll the mortal wounds dealt by witchfire effect psychic powers.
Doctor Manhattan.
Why?
Well, he *is* a doctor.
This was great! Super fun!
now that's a crossover! now that's a cool looking custom army! now that's a uniquely thematic battle premise!
Bringing a stompa was a little cheeky there Guy...
Beach boyz were so awesome lol.
Hate to be that guy, but you actually can’t reroll the smite mortal wounds roll. It’s technically not a damage roll since it’s a roll to see how many mortal wounds are taken.
Also, for the disembark after the trukk was killed you roll all the dice for everything embarked. Then you pick what dies for the 1’s you roll. So if you rolled two 1’s you could’ve just killed two Gretchen