Got my snacks (check), got my drink (check), Apollo: "do u have your siege pants on?" Me: "Uhm well, I am actually nak..." Apollo: "Well I can accept no pants as well" Me: "Let's go!! Looks like I'm one of the naked warriors today!!"
Apollo: Carthaginians, they’re gonna do well...as long as the Romans aren’t here. Hahahhahahah, it’s gonna get SALTY! I died at the pun, intended or not 😂
4:34 "ohhh i didn't sign up for this ....argggg" omg an oscar for Pixie right now , best near death impression ever ! 23:40 the Pixie 's curse effect "let see if he can go to 350 casualties, the guy is a mad maaaa arrg" oups xD 24:17 look at this loser dead elefant !! what a pushovver i mean literally lol.
Awesome video, as always! Thank you. I'm a here mostly for the Rome II... Here are my favorite highlights (some spoilers): 7:45 AMAZING First-person POV of jav volley into charging cav. Fantastic! You joined that unit at just the right time! Watch your brothers fall before you! 19:09 Watch some Armoured Shotel Warriors tear through some Thorax Swordsmen! Brutal! 20:00 Sally Out of the Beasts! Humpelumps and camels! Awesome how you followed along with those units! Really fun to watch! 30:01 Awesome neck stab! 32:45 Hilarious mutual-routing! 43:58 Unexpected jav volley! Nice! 54:47 First victory by time I've seen... I think you were right, and had the attackers pushed up multiple prongs of attack inside the city, instead of just marching up that one road, one unit at a time... had they attacked at a second point on the inner defences I think the attackers would have taken it.
I swear as of late Apollo has been forgetting to show us the unit kills of each army once the battles over. I wanted to know how well the elephants did along with Kush who got almost 3000 kills.
Hey man, I just wanted to say that watching your videos has been some of the most fun I have ever had on YT. Not only is it entertaining, I have learned so much from it as well. I was always confused on how some units interact with others to the point where I would always autoresolve battles in TW. Last night I played my first battle since 2019 where the chance of success was at roughly 30% and I absolutely crushed the barbarians using some of your tactics, it was the most fun I have ever had on TW. Thanks for the knowledge and fun man, you've gained a lifelong supporter!
4:25 the way he talks about that lone Artillery man makes it seem like a twisted game show, "let's see what he does here" what else can he do besides just die?? Lmao
Capture Points are important because while fighting withing its area of effect all troops bellonging to the side that holds the capture point will recieve a morale boost
Salt in the wound. Every time he says get your snacks and drinks I can't find any. Then he proceeds to tell me how much I'm missing out. Love me some refreshing H2O.😌
32:35 the funniest thing I ever witnessed.., lol hold on lets not kill each, okay?, lets just clash each other's shield and then we all break.. hahahaha lol
I wonder if Apollo could start a discord/YT bingo competition for siege replays. Example squares could be “don’t forget your snacks”, Apollo calls a faction by the wrong name, explains how to flank pikes, save ammo for late game. And so on. First person to post bingo with an official card gets a discount to Apollo’s merch.
the reason that the bow-women said no to the iberian swords was because the club levy that defended them were already gonna take them out for dinner that night lol
"Finally, we have the powerful Carthaginians presents here ready to fight and they're gonna do well as long as the Romans arn't here alright haha" - P. Apollo
48:32 'you can't catch everything in these battles'
*sais it while a unit of chariot is just committing mass murder right under his nose
I’m loving these quotes at the beginning
At Peace, a son burries his father, at War, a father burries his son.
Ancient Historian, Herodotus
U deserve a sub and like
Ay I remember that quote from Rome 😌
@@robwright1286 ya
Thats funny, I heard that quote for the first time about 5 minutes ago.
Yea dat quote from Rome total war (first game)
Cant wait for Napoleon also as soon as I see an appollo I get my snacks and drinks WAIT MY SEIGE PANTS NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Everyone always forgets the siege pants
Comrade
Siege Pants? Check
Tasty drink? Check
Good snacks? Hell I brought a full course!
I forgot my siege pants:(
No Pants? Check.
@@hia5235 Your comment rewards me? Check.
@@hia5235 no clothes at all, check, brought a girl, check
@Ezekiel Eugene shut tf up bot
Got my snacks (check), got my drink (check),
Apollo: "do u have your siege pants on?"
Me: "Uhm well, I am actually nak..."
Apollo: "Well I can accept no pants as well"
Me: "Let's go!! Looks like I'm one of the naked warriors today!!"
oops
I want Apollo to hit 1 million subscribers already he deserves it
Me too. I don't even play most of the games PA posts, but I sure do enjoy watching them
Half the games I own I bought because apollo makes them look awesome
yes
I agree PA deserves 1 mil subs even just for vid content and good effort
yes
Omg that cav charge, "that was.... DissGustwing."
Seriously was lol
Commander: Fire at Will!
Archers: Sir we don't know who is Will among them....
As archer i would be massively confused - i dont know any Will and bows dont fire, they shoot arrows and order would be ´´loose´´! :D
Apollo: Be sure to have your siege pants.
Half of all the soldiers fighting: Pants are overrated when you can feel a cool breeze down there.
"Spamming that club levy!" LMAO
Apollo: Carthaginians, they’re gonna do well...as long as the Romans aren’t here. Hahahhahahah, it’s gonna get SALTY!
I died at the pun, intended or not 😂
Really digging this format, it feels like a more storytelling oriented approach, and you do a really good job with that!
nice work man
4:34 "ohhh i didn't sign up for this ....argggg"
omg an oscar for Pixie right now , best near death impression ever !
23:40 the Pixie 's curse effect "let see if he can go to 350 casualties, the guy is a mad maaaa arrg" oups xD
24:17 look at this loser dead elefant !! what a pushovver i mean literally lol.
I just want to say, I’m loving the new titles and videos
i like how the battle is in ancient Rome but the quote is from a guy who lived 2000 years later
Sieges are back on the MENU BOYS!
Not wearing pants while listening to your soothing voice would be crazy if my hands were not occupied with my snacks.
thank you for blessing my feed, my dude
6:50 "stay in formation" sorry my heart just blew out me chest sir
My brain: “Silly Pixie, just remember the A’s go together. Athens, Ahwl… wait…”
Apollo: Why aren’t they attacking over here !!!
Also Apollo: why are you attacking over here, you have a really good thing going on over there
"DO YOU HAVE YOUR SIEGE PANTS ON?!"
bruhhh do i what, Im eating supper and i hope i chose a good entertainment for this supper.
The Last time I was this early, the Spartans were still successfully holding at Thermopylae...
So 80 ad man your old
The joke is getting old but funny
@@Trent733 smh
@@Trent733 love your profile picture 😅
You are absolutely the funniest in this video! Love what you do, and make super long battles entertaining
Awesome video, as always! Thank you. I'm a here mostly for the Rome II...
Here are my favorite highlights (some spoilers):
7:45 AMAZING First-person POV of jav volley into charging cav. Fantastic! You joined that unit at just the right time! Watch your brothers fall before you!
19:09 Watch some Armoured Shotel Warriors tear through some Thorax Swordsmen! Brutal!
20:00 Sally Out of the Beasts! Humpelumps and camels! Awesome how you followed along with those units! Really fun to watch!
30:01 Awesome neck stab!
32:45 Hilarious mutual-routing!
43:58 Unexpected jav volley! Nice!
54:47 First victory by time I've seen...
I think you were right, and had the attackers pushed up multiple prongs of attack inside the city, instead of just marching up that one road, one unit at a time... had they attacked at a second point on the inner defences I think the attackers would have taken it.
I swear as of late Apollo has been forgetting to show us the unit kills of each army once the battles over. I wanted to know how well the elephants did along with Kush who got almost 3000 kills.
This is a certified hood classic
Damn son where you find this
@@pa5287 you don’t have to finish watching it yet it’s a certified hood classic
This is where the fun begins
-Anakin Skywalker
Thanks Apollo for doing epic videos!
20:39 seeing the sally out thinking wtf man? apollo's circus once again
Thank god yout finaly doing Total War Rome 2 Siege Battles again. I have kept checking my notifications for one.
At the start of the video*talks about food* me* cries* because im fasting
Geez Apollo, that was epic ... Yea I went over to add Joe's channel on your recommendation a while back, he's a great guy :)
Whos joe?
"I will accept no pants at all" Thanks because I'm not in the mood of putting some...
Apollo: "you need too have your siege pants on"
Me: "Dammit"
Apollo: "I will also accept no pants at all"
Me: "Now that I can manage"
My favorite part of Apollo’s videos is when he tell me to get a snack and drink. Making sure I’m fed and hydrated like a good general should
Great to see you back at - enjoying the effort you're putting into the new vids
Yuph, its a no sleep for me until i finish watching this! 😂
Worth it
Hey man, I just wanted to say that watching your videos has been some of the most fun I have ever had on YT. Not only is it entertaining, I have learned so much from it as well. I was always confused on how some units interact with others to the point where I would always autoresolve battles in TW. Last night I played my first battle since 2019 where the chance of success was at roughly 30% and I absolutely crushed the barbarians using some of your tactics, it was the most fun I have ever had on TW. Thanks for the knowledge and fun man, you've gained a lifelong supporter!
I’m watching this while wearing the If shirt, phone case, and mask😄
Hey Apollo!
who else paused at 7:45 and turned the playback speed to minimum just to watch that awesome javy throw.
This is by far the most epic intro to a siege battle, siege pants 👖 or no pants tolerance 🤣. 🙏🏼 thanks for making my day!!
"Battle of the shiniest turds"
- Appollo, 2021
17:13 That dudes head got knocked clean off. Brutal asf
“Hope you have your siege pants on” Bold of you to assume I’m wearing pants.
21:47 That felt almost like the Rohirim at Pellenor
4:25 the way he talks about that lone Artillery man makes it seem like a twisted game show, "let's see what he does here" what else can he do besides just die?? Lmao
Capture Points are important because while fighting withing its area of effect all troops bellonging to the side that holds the capture point will recieve a morale boost
Salt in the wound. Every time he says get your snacks and drinks I can't find any. Then he proceeds to tell me how much I'm missing out. Love me some refreshing H2O.😌
7:41 looks like the scout regiment charging the beast titan
1. Snack *Check*
2. Tasty Drink *Check*
3. Siege Pants *Shi...* "I will also accept no pants at all" *Check!*
Damm that decapitation at 32:00
i came for the review commentary ... i stayed for the "fire at will" joke 🤣
32:35 the funniest thing I ever witnessed.., lol
hold on lets not kill each, okay?, lets just clash each other's shield and then we all break.. hahahaha lol
I wonder if Apollo could start a discord/YT bingo competition for siege replays. Example squares could be “don’t forget your snacks”, Apollo calls a faction by the wrong name, explains how to flank pikes, save ammo for late game. And so on. First person to post bingo with an official card gets a discount to Apollo’s merch.
Apollo : do you have your drinks , snack and siege pants on
Me at 6:30 am waiting for my Synchronous class : 👁️👄👁️
I like the time stamps in the video player Apollo:)
Love the starting technique of using a quote
Amazing content as always
"its going to get salty" lol
Ahhh that Warm feeling when u have Have ur snacks, Drinks and seige pants on as Apollo runs through the check list ;)
This is the 52nd video of Apollo with "last stand" in the title.
seige snack? check
seige drink? check
seige pants? no, but I a have a seige skirt, which is more authentic anyway
Dang it remembered everything but the snack. Drink...check
Siege pants...check
"Battle of the shiniest turds"
Really addicted to watching this guy atm 😀 good job Apollo
0:57
Naked fanatics: *happy battle cries*
the reason that the bow-women said no to the iberian swords was because the club levy that defended them were already gonna take them out for dinner that night lol
@3:55 - Since when has the quality been that good? That guy's muscles... like a John David Washington
"Finally, we have the powerful Carthaginians presents here ready to fight and they're gonna do well as long as the Romans arn't here alright haha" - P. Apollo
There is one thing you should always know in Rome 2 is that defenders always wins
51:18 What were you going to say Apollo? Lol
Really happy that Egypt and Athens is in this vid , my top fav factions are Athens Egypt sparta and rome
Im eating Tic-tac, so i have a snacc.
I have water, so i have a drincc.
Almost rea- OH NO MY SIEGE PANTS!
Feedback: Music during the quote at the star was a bit quiet. I appreciate not being blown away though.
I got my snacks AND drink, LET'S GOOOOO!
I almost forgot my drink when watching this
I want total war of the ages! Vikings, Romans, Samurai, Ancient Greeks, Everybody that used melee but no guns, would be an epic game!
no pants it is. you are playing a dangerous game, sir apollo
Ahh club levy, the cockroaches of Rome 2
Yes ,lord apollo👑i have sieged the like button with my siege pants and bombarded it with snacks.Btw,love those quotes at beginning its new❤👍.
Snacks (not check) Drinks (not check) Siege shorts (check lol)
I just might to get some of the displates, pretty cool ideas.
I’d love some Napoleon. But I brought my snacks, drinks and siege pants
Can't wait till live again!
I’m loving the vids man keep it going
Hmm, got my drink, snacks, and Siege pants on, IM READY!
snack and tasty drink acquired
6:48
PULLO STAY IN FORMATION
pixelated apollo ( did u put on ur siege pants) - me pauses vid trashes closet in search of any siege pants XD
Just finished eating and had my drink in my hand as you said that. So i raised it the time you said it.
20:30 What about the dogs???
Dunno what the hell I was thinking, grabbing pistachios.
I like your new format for videos
No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Great Battle. Sieging attackers should keep the attack up all the time and save time this way.
Hannibal is typing...
Eyyy almost 300 likes and no dislikes, you have came far apollo
PIZZA, TEA AND TOTAL WAR LETS GO
A massive group of club levy's only weakness are two units of sythed chariots on a narrow path.
One unit gets over 4,000 kill video
Your intro was cracking me up.