I used to be a Jehovah’s Witness and when I did knock on doors, it was never before 9am local time. There are no solicitation lists that are kept, but rarely checked beforehand. No birthday, Christmas or Thanksgiving celebrations. I came to hate being in such a controlling group and left it a few years ago. Best decision I ever made.
@ not really that hard. I’ve never been a very social person and none of my family were members, but my best friend who got out shortly after I did was disowned by his entire family.
@ also, when I lived in Lexington KY, I did hear stories about the witnesses in Louisville being chased away from a house by an enraged naked man. Not sure if it’s the same story tho, as I’d heard several naked man stories when I was in FL too.(The Witness community is very small and insular, so stories like this get around quickly.)
I always loved what Robin Williams said, whenever a Jehovah's witness wants to know "Have you found Jesus" answer the door naked and go "no come in and help me look!"
My dad’s second cousin in a Jehovah’s Witness. For about six years straight she sent her followers to my home and sent letters to my home. How’d I solve this problem? I worked second shift for a bit and I would drive to her home and rang her doorbell at 3:00am and preached to her the values of leaving people alone. This went on for about 5 days. Then the letters and drop in visits stopped.
@@matturner6890the metal music is too cliched. I felt I had a message and needed to convert her to the righteousness she needed to be a part of. It intensified after my parents passed away.
@@d.52555the thing is, I always felt a bit skittish about saying something. My dad never spoke about he but my mom introduced her to me one day at the local supermarket. She had no choice. She was gawking at us in the checkout line.Later my mom told me my dad hated her beyond my understanding. She to her she immediately thought I was a mark for her foolishness. The day that broke me was one December one of her people claimed they fell on my property and insinuated with the neighbor that I may have pushed her. The local finest were then called. As Jim would say, that was my Popeye moment. Then the unsolicited visits at ungodly hours started. I told her I have disciples as well who work with me and they will continue my work based on my request.
I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. Ironically, I would fake sick as a kid to stay home Sunday morning and watch Midsouth wrestling, specifically hoping to see Corny get his comeuppance. Going door to door like that was freaking miserable. A good day was when most of the folks didn't answer their doors. I got myself kicked out right before my 18th birthday.
I would get down on the floor and go to sleep at theocratic ministry school until I was 13... then my dad finally stopped making me go... even as a small child... I'd rip farts during prayers and try to cause so much ruckus... 😂😂😂😂
I've lots of family members that are witness's they treated my grandmother like shit & she let them, it put me off religion for life, glad you got out dude
Can't wait for Stevie Richards to talk on his podcast about the time him and Ivory dropped by Cornettes house in their Right to Censor gear to ask for some creative pointers and were chased off.
This reminds me of MJ almost not putting out the Thriller music video after his mom told him “we as jehovah witnesses don’t believe in this demonic stuff”.
Brian's talking about the cult Heaven's Gate and how they offed themselves thinking it would teleport them to the mothership behind the comet Hale-Bopp
Dated a lady who grew up a Witness. She got kicked out for smoking a cigarette for a play in college. Tell them you were "Disfellowshipped". Means you were a witness, and you got kicked out, so they're not allowed to talk to you.
Brad, my sir, the only "Heaven's Gate" I'll actually accept is the crappy 1980 motion picture of the same name - and that picture bombed so hard that it bankrupted United Artists Pictures, which made this dreck.
I always answer the door with a gun behind my back. The smart ones can tell that's why one hand is not showing and they start backing up immediately lol
I heard this on Spotify a few days ago when the episode dropped and this was the opening of the episode and damn near fell over laughing and hearing it again has the same effect. Gotta love Jim!
After my mom passed away and my dad made the mistake of having a conversation with some JW solicitors out out of loneliness they swarmed his house literally every other day Of course their pamphlets asked for donations😳
I have a music degree and taught piano and voice for a time after college. I had a student who was a JW. She was a lovely girl, my age. She had talent, but she came in with a list of demands about what she could sing and what she couldn't. They celebrate no holidays. Nothing. The only date they celebrate is the day they were baptized as a Jehova Witness. No sacred songs were allowed. No songs about Christmas or any other holiday. She asked to be "classically trained." Thats an impossibility based upon standard repertoire. Lovely girl, but man was she difficult. I felt really bad for her.
Funny that Brian didn't say the name, but that group is the reason why there is confusion whenever Cornette brings up the movie that flopped with the same name. They always end up on two different contexts, because Brian thinks of the comet cult, and Cornette is talking about the inflated budget film, and TGBL never bothers to explain.
One time I answered a knock at my door. It was a couple of Mormons. I had my stereo volume jacked sky high, playing Led Zeppelin. I couldn't hear a word they said. I just nodded as they spoke, and when they paused, I said, "No thanks. I'm not interested." They laughed, waved goodbye, and left. Who knows, maybe I converted them to the other side that day...😅
I’ve gotten to the point where if I answer someone knocking at the door I’m not expecting, the most I’ll put on is my boxers. Why do people think that humans walk around their own homes fully clothed? It’s absurd.
@@coryjacobs3253yes we do but some of us myself included try not to walk around the house in them but we’re not big on the whole leaving them outside thing
In Mexico, I have seen signs sold that translated as "This is a Catholic household. If you are Baptist, Mormon, or Jehovah Witness please leave us alone.". One time the Jehovah Witnesses knocked on our door on Thanksgiving Day while my family was dinning.
Once a few years ago the Jehovah’s Witness came to my house pretty much every weekend early in the morning to join them in a complex to just attend a sermon or something I dont fully remember. Thing is I got fed up and pulled Homer Simpson on them: went to the bloody thing, sat my glootemum maximum in the catering the whole two hours feasting on the sandwiches, Canapés and soft drinks. They never ever bother me again.
This is similar to how Billy Connolly deals with Jehovah's Witnesses. He keeps the door closed and once he confirms that they are in fact Jehovah's Witnesses, he says "okay...I am naked, I have an erection, and I'll be opening the door in 5...4...3...". He says that they're usually gone before he gets to 3.
Nowadays Jehovah witnesses don't even bother getting out of their cars. They'll have their car parked on the streets or in a lot, wait until you walk by, roll down their window and ask you "can I offer you something to read?".
When any Jevoah's Witness would show up at our house, we would turn the tv and hide in our stairway. My Dad has loads of Jevoah's Witness on his side of the family.
The Jehovah Witnesses could solve the housing shortage. They build an entire church building in 48 hours. Surely, they could build a house per day. Get to work, people...
I have s story almost as good as this one. Back in the day Dad was cleaning his shotgun. I think he might have been doing some practice shooting. Anyway there's a knock at the door. Now Dad, being a responsible gun owner, didn't want the shotgun laying around for us kids to mess with so he took it with him to answer the door. What he didn't know was that on the other side of the door were two members of the Jehovah’s Witness. I don't know what Dad said but they haven't been around since. My guess is they took one look at the shotgun and headed for parts unknown.
I was at the Bus Stop waiting for the Bus on my way to work.. They decided once the bus pulls up to jump out at me before I get on.. They had like 5-10 minutes to say something I saw them chilling in there car 🙄
Does Satan have a birthday? Well, according to Wikipedia, Vince McMahon was born on August 24th. Makes me think of all the times JR would call Vince "Satan himself".
Satanist most important “holiday” is their birthday. Only reason I know is that I had to sit in a few satanic sermons when I worked at the prison. As a life long metal head…the satanic sermon is not really what you’d expect.
My stepmom is a Jehovah’s Witness but she doesn’t go around knocking on doors because she learned if you knock on the wrong door, someone will be pointing a gun in your face.
Used to be a JWs it’s embarrassing to be knocking on ppls doors and I remember when I first started preaching and the lady opens the door and she’s half asleep with pajamas on it was awkward
As a witness and a Corny fan, I had a friend who asked me, "What do you guys do on Halloween?". I said, same thing you do when I knock on your door on Saturday afternoons, ...make believe we are not at home.
My father and his mother are/were Jehovah's Witnesses and it definitely didn't do either of them any good. She was married and divorced to my paternal grandfather then married a man who soon adopted my father and gave him his last name. She soon cheated on him and got divorced again which broke something in my father's mind whereas all women including my mom cheaters so he abused her. My grandmother was forced into a marriage by her religion which she soon cheated on and divorced. She married that guy and was with him until he died. 🤦
JW's showed up on my birthday. I told them we celebrate birthdays and Christmas here. Today is my birthday and we are having a big celebration. Keep it moving.
Back in the 80s I was a teenager living at home. I went out to the mailbox one afternoon (I was the only one home at the moment) and I saw the Mormons coming down the street on their bicycles with their white shirts and nametags and whatnot, so I dashed back into the house, hurriedly put on a KISS t-shirt, messed the bejeezus out of my LONG hair, and put on Black Sabbath Vol. 4 cranked up to 11. I waited. Sure enough, here in 10 or 15 minutes there was a knock at the door, and I opened the door, leaned out a little bit, getting in their faces without stepping past the doorsill, and I went "YEAH?!?" The Mormons both leaned back, backing up as much as they could without actually moving their feet, and one of them stammered "Um...um...are your parents home?" I half-bellowed "Naw, man - they hauled ass. They don't live here anymore!" The Mormons stammered something or other and left, never to return. Which was my intention.
Those Heaven's Gate tapes are creepy AF, they still have a "working" website. Does anyone remember the Moonies? They'd sell flowers on street corners back in the day
"No solicitation list" is when you have no trespassing, no soliciting signage and cameras that can get faces and license plates. Then when they show up, insist they hold ids to the camera. Take the footage to the county clerk and file trespassing charges and request restraining orders. You would be amazed how getting a restraining order and trespassing charge on your permanent record will screw up your life.
“Treat everyone with Southern hospitality”…….i let them make a little pitch just for them to feel what their doing is important to them, then I make up something like I’m expecting an important phone call and will even offer them a bottle of water for the road.
My aunt told me a story about my grandpa scaring away Jehovah witnesses. My grandma was making dinner and my grandpa looked out the window and saw 2 of them across the street. He quickly grabbed a handful of the ground beef that wasn't cooked and waited for the doorbell. He opened the door acting like a creepy old dude offering them some brains. They took off running.
@lisab1278 they have great discipline.. I like that.. but I'm too vain to stop celebrating my bday and my large collection of music .. but we still have nice conversations
@brainspin7518 just remember.. I try to make friends.. not enemies. My mom used to say " be careful how u treat people. .. they could be the 1 that brings u your last glass of water"
Yeah. I think they are not as aggressive as they used to be. It was turning people off more than helping their cause. Their numbers have been dropping. To many negative stories against them. harassment, abuse in their ranks, etc.
I used to be a Jehovah’s Witness and when I did knock on doors, it was never before 9am local time. There are no solicitation lists that are kept, but rarely checked beforehand. No birthday, Christmas or Thanksgiving celebrations. I came to hate being in such a controlling group and left it a few years ago. Best decision I ever made.
good work! probably hard to lose your social network.
@ not really that hard. I’ve never been a very social person and none of my family were members, but my best friend who got out shortly after I did was disowned by his entire family.
@ also, when I lived in Lexington KY, I did hear stories about the witnesses in Louisville being chased away from a house by an enraged naked man. Not sure if it’s the same story tho, as I’d heard several naked man stories when I was in FL too.(The Witness community is very small and insular, so stories like this get around quickly.)
@@robthames5065 it wouldn't be a leap of FAITH..
Proud of you
Corny: "Jack, go answer the door and cut a promo on those Jehovah's Witnesses..."
New Jack: "On what?"
Corny: "I don't care...make 'em mad."
"Shout out to my brother OJ" 😂😂
@@syko2695 “keep up the good work! Two less!”
I always loved what Robin Williams said, whenever a Jehovah's witness wants to know "Have you found Jesus" answer the door naked and go "no come in and help me look!"
😂
“I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him.” - Forrest Gump
Any Cornette story that contains the phrase “And then they started running” is going to be a classic.
Second only to "they fought off "
My dad’s second cousin in a Jehovah’s Witness. For about six years straight she sent her followers to my home and sent letters to my home. How’d I solve this problem? I worked second shift for a bit and I would drive to her home and rang her doorbell at 3:00am and preached to her the values of leaving people alone. This went on for about 5 days. Then the letters and drop in visits stopped.
This is way more awesome and believable than "I blasted heavy metal and they ran away!"
@@matturner6890the metal music is too cliched. I felt I had a message and needed to convert her to the righteousness she needed to be a part of. It intensified after my parents passed away.
@Mandrahale I like your style. Sorry to hear about your parents, though. I'm sure they'd have got a kick out of it. 👍
6 years?! DAMN, so what was the breaking point for you?
@@d.52555the thing is, I always felt a bit skittish about saying something. My dad never spoke about he but my mom introduced her to me one day at the local supermarket. She had no choice. She was gawking at us in the checkout line.Later my mom told me my dad hated her beyond my understanding.
She to her she immediately thought I was a mark for her foolishness. The day that broke me was one December one of her people claimed they fell on my property and insinuated with the neighbor that I may have pushed her. The local finest were then called. As Jim would say, that was my Popeye moment. Then the unsolicited visits at ungodly hours started. I told her I have disciples as well who work with me and they will continue my work based on my request.
“The Devil” does indeed have a birthday. Vincent Russo was born on January 24th.
I see what you did there!!
Nah the devil is in the very least... intelligent!
Russo is just a random stooge in hell. I'd put the devil's birthday at August 24th
@@XombieLejon66hah!
Poor Neil Diamond, and my poor wife, have the same birthdate!
I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. Ironically, I would fake sick as a kid to stay home Sunday morning and watch Midsouth wrestling, specifically hoping to see Corny get his comeuppance. Going door to door like that was freaking miserable. A good day was when most of the folks didn't answer their doors. I got myself kicked out right before my 18th birthday.
It was hell...
I would get down on the floor and go to sleep at theocratic ministry school until I was 13... then my dad finally stopped making me go... even as a small child... I'd rip farts during prayers and try to cause so much ruckus... 😂😂😂😂
@@averyprice9422LMFAO thats AWFUL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG I'VE GOT TEARS😂😂😂😂😂 how dare you stir a stink like that😂😂😂
I've lots of family members that are witness's they treated my grandmother like shit & she let them, it put me off religion for life, glad you got out dude
Jim's stories about profanely chasing people off his property are my favorite part of the podcast.
Can't wait for Stevie Richards to talk on his podcast about the time him and Ivory dropped by Cornettes house in their Right to Censor gear to ask for some creative pointers and were chased off.
That sounds like the best rib that never happened.
If I'm not expecting you, I'm not opening my door.
Jehovah's Witness vs Naked Cornette...
Can't wait for WWE Vault to upload this match😂
Jehovah's Witnesses also don't do Halloween.
apparently they don't like strangers knocking on their door.
But it’s ok for them to knock on strangers’ doors?
It's demonic bruh.
Oh, the irony!
@@robertnapier624 If religious folk had any self-awareness, they wouldn't be religious in the first place.
This reminds me of MJ almost not putting out the Thriller music video after his mom told him “we as jehovah witnesses don’t believe in this demonic stuff”.
Brian's talking about the cult Heaven's Gate and how they offed themselves thinking it would teleport them to the mothership behind the comet Hale-Bopp
Still better than Mmmbop from Hansen.
I remember that story.
@@wilcee238 You better hold your horses right there, cowboy!
They got skates, the hair and everything!
@omnius1357 😆
🎶It's time to lace up our Nike's cause we're ready to go🎶
Dated a lady who grew up a Witness. She got kicked out for smoking a cigarette for a play in college. Tell them you were "Disfellowshipped". Means you were a witness, and you got kicked out, so they're not allowed to talk to you.
"and it's 35 degrees and then they started running" LMAO
I saw this and clicked before i even thpught about it
Same here! 😄
Or before you thought about it
Reflex action
Same! Lol
Didn’t put any thought into spelling
Heaven's gate = comet guy
Jim Jones/jonestown = Kool-Aid
Brad, my sir, the only "Heaven's Gate" I'll actually accept is the crappy 1980 motion picture of the same name - and that picture bombed so hard that it bankrupted United Artists Pictures, which made this dreck.
Don't forget David Caresh, US government mass murdering in Waco, TX.
"Was that the Kool-Aid guy?"
"No, not him"
"Well, Heyman found work and put an end to that plot"
😂
Respect “No Solicitation” notices period. Everyone has a right to their privacy.
They ruined a very intimate moment between myself and a woman I had been chasing for months at 10am on a Sunday.
I got Jim beat. I was naked at the door too but I asked the women if they wanted to join me. That was the quickest walk away from my house. lol
I always answer the door with a gun behind my back. The smart ones can tell that's why one hand is not showing and they start backing up immediately lol
Nice quick assault charge, too.
Everyone knows the devils birthday is October 26, 1949
RIP Kevin Sullivan
The one who did the Benoit tragedy is finally with his father the devil 😂
Trump is going to get you! RIP Taskmaster
I ignore knocks the door unless I know guests are coming & even then it's rare.
This! If anyone except a delivery person shows up at my house unannounced and uninvited, I'm going to make sure they see me ignoring them.
Same. I'm glad we get notifications on our phones these days for any deliveries to make this even easier.
I heard this on Spotify a few days ago when the episode dropped and this was the opening of the episode and damn near fell over laughing and hearing it again has the same effect. Gotta love Jim!
Just started and this is gonna be a certified classic isn't it
This story is omnibus worthy in the near future. 😂😅😂
Yep
We need a corny irl omnibus of stories such as this and others like the car on fence and Landon.
Castle Cornette Omnibus!
I love the silhouettes of the Jehova's Witnesses as sports runners mid-stride. XD
After my mom passed away and my dad made the mistake of having a conversation with some JW solicitors out out of loneliness they swarmed his house literally every other day
Of course their pamphlets asked for donations😳
They use this donations to pay lawyers in CSA cases they hide from police
Oh no! They like to prey on people who are vulnerable.
@@jjc1188 jw broadcast ask everytime for donations bro
@@lisab1278 as do all these cults
I have a music degree and taught piano and voice for a time after college. I had a student who was a JW. She was a lovely girl, my age. She had talent, but she came in with a list of demands about what she could sing and what she couldn't. They celebrate no holidays. Nothing. The only date they celebrate is the day they were baptized as a Jehova Witness. No sacred songs were allowed. No songs about Christmas or any other holiday. She asked to be "classically trained." Thats an impossibility based upon standard repertoire.
Lovely girl, but man was she difficult. I felt really bad for her.
Them Jehovah’s witnesses be putting in the heel work.
Jim left out he was Shouting
"IT'S SHRINKAGE!
IT'S SHRINKAGE FROM THE COLD WEATHER!"
Ha.
An instant classic Cornette segment
@akamiguelsanchez9985 that it is.
Here have a 🍪.
Ha.
Nope. That only works if you’re George Costanza.
@@philanderphillips2309 I'm pretty sure that works on all red blooded men.
Ha.
@@philanderphillips2309 I see what you did there!!
Hale Bop comet was Marshall Applewhite’s group. Heaven’s Gate I think was the name.
That's right. It's kind of weird that their website is still running.
Funny that Brian didn't say the name, but that group is the reason why there is confusion whenever Cornette brings up the movie that flopped with the same name. They always end up on two different contexts, because Brian thinks of the comet cult, and Cornette is talking about the inflated budget film, and TGBL never bothers to explain.
One time I answered a knock at my door. It was a couple of Mormons. I had my stereo volume jacked sky high, playing Led Zeppelin. I couldn't hear a word they said. I just nodded as they spoke, and when they paused, I said, "No thanks. I'm not interested." They laughed, waved goodbye, and left. Who knows, maybe I converted them to the other side that day...😅
"Did they leave a pamphlet ?" 😂😂😂
A guy I worked with over 30 years ago called me up and asked if I wanted to come to a JW meeting.I am an atheist so I did not return the call.
I’ve gotten to the point where if I answer someone knocking at the door I’m not expecting, the most I’ll put on is my boxers. Why do people think that humans walk around their own homes fully clothed? It’s absurd.
I have a question do Americans walk around their houses in their shoes? I always see that on tv no one takes their shoes off
Being a military vet taught me to always have some clothes on.
You never know what could jump off.
@coreyjacobs3253 Not in my own house unless it’s cold but only ankle socks.
@@coryjacobs3253yes we do but some of us myself included try not to walk around the house in them but we’re not big on the whole leaving them outside thing
@@Blk.Philipusually only Asians do that (from my experience)
The thumbnail makes it look like he's running a bootcamp and shouting at the recruits to run faster. The famed Camp Cornette?
0:22 There is confusion as to when, in fact, is Satan's birthday. It's either June 14th, 1946 or June 28th, 1971.
That's not funny
@@Stevenirons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ooh Its hilarious
Back in high school I gave my crush flowers for Valentine's Day and the next day she gave me a letter and pamphlet and I was a little distraught 😅
Any video that talks about somebody coming to Cornette's house unnannounced gets clicked IMMEDIATELY
In Mexico, I have seen signs sold that translated as "This is a Catholic household. If you are Baptist, Mormon, or Jehovah Witness please leave us alone.". One time the Jehovah Witnesses knocked on our door on Thanksgiving Day while my family was dinning.
Im a mormon and we are told as missionaries to start knocking at noon for this reason 😂 love you corny keep up the fun
Once a few years ago the Jehovah’s Witness came to my house pretty much every weekend early in the morning to join them in a complex to just attend a sermon or something I dont fully remember. Thing is I got fed up and pulled Homer Simpson on them: went to the bloody thing, sat my glootemum maximum in the catering the whole two hours feasting on the sandwiches, Canapés and soft drinks. They never ever bother me again.
This is the best podcast ever
Jim's retaliation Omnibus
Brian would have yelled "THAAA MOTHERSHIP" at them
The Power of Jim Cornette Compels You!
This is similar to how Billy Connolly deals with Jehovah's Witnesses. He keeps the door closed and once he confirms that they are in fact Jehovah's Witnesses, he says "okay...I am naked, I have an erection, and I'll be opening the door in 5...4...3...". He says that they're usually gone before he gets to 3.
Nowadays Jehovah witnesses don't even bother getting out of their cars. They'll have their car parked on the streets or in a lot, wait until you walk by, roll down their window and ask you "can I offer you something to read?".
When any Jevoah's Witness would show up at our house, we would turn the tv and hide in our stairway. My Dad has loads of Jevoah's Witness on his side of the family.
The Jehovah Witnesses could solve the housing shortage. They build an entire church building in 48 hours. Surely, they could build a house per day. Get to work, people...
Can’t flip the houses you give away as charity. Not a good real estate plan so they’ll never do it.
The Hale Bopp comet mass suicide was in California in 1997. They were called Heaven's Gate. I remember seeing it on the news.
I have s story almost as good as this one. Back in the day Dad was cleaning his shotgun. I think he might have been doing some practice shooting. Anyway there's a knock at the door. Now Dad, being a responsible gun owner, didn't want the shotgun laying around for us kids to mess with so he took it with him to answer the door. What he didn't know was that on the other side of the door were two members of the Jehovah’s Witness. I don't know what Dad said but they haven't been around since. My guess is they took one look at the shotgun and headed for parts unknown.
The cult was called Heaven's Gate & their 90's, Geocities looking website is still up to this day.
*Jim should put a life-size cardboard cutout of Leviathan in the yard. HAIL SATAN!*
LMAO I heard this story on the experience and I'm already laughing this made me laugh more than I should've 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was at the Bus Stop waiting for the Bus on my way to work.. They decided once the bus pulls up to jump out at me before I get on.. They had like 5-10 minutes to say something I saw them chilling in there car 🙄
Hearing stacys POV would be interesting when hes wildin out
Does Satan have a birthday? Well, according to Wikipedia, Vince McMahon was born on August 24th. Makes me think of all the times JR would call Vince "Satan himself".
“In that case he DESERVES it!” - Jim Cornette in regard to Satan 🤣
Satanist most important “holiday” is their birthday. Only reason I know is that I had to sit in a few satanic sermons when I worked at the prison. As a life long metal head…the satanic sermon is not really what you’d expect.
My stepmom is a Jehovah’s Witness but she doesn’t go around knocking on doors because she learned if you knock on the wrong door, someone will be pointing a gun in your face.
My mom worked for the U.S. census back in 2010 and had the same thing happen.
The JW's where I live slide their propaganda through my door opening's slot and into my house. I don't think that's legal...
Satan's birthday would be June 66th
Favorite is just a towel and wet hair. They responded we will look Jesus for somewhere else
Minute 4:42 😂😂😂😂😂
Used to be a JWs it’s embarrassing to be knocking on ppls doors and I remember when I first started preaching and the lady opens the door and she’s half asleep with pajamas on it was awkward
Heaven's Gate wanted to ride the comet in their black Nikes.
As a witness and a Corny fan, I had a friend who asked me, "What do you guys do on Halloween?". I said, same thing you do when I knock on your door on Saturday afternoons, ...make believe we are not at home.
My father and his mother are/were Jehovah's Witnesses and it definitely didn't do either of them any good. She was married and divorced to my paternal grandfather then married a man who soon adopted my father and gave him his last name. She soon cheated on him and got divorced again which broke something in my father's mind whereas all women including my mom cheaters so he abused her. My grandmother was forced into a
marriage by her religion which she soon cheated on and divorced. She married that guy and was with him until he died. 🤦
My sincerest condolences.
The artwork 😂😂😂😂
JW's showed up on my birthday. I told them we celebrate birthdays and Christmas here. Today is my birthday and we are having a big celebration. Keep it moving.
Watch it Jim, you’ll have to go into the Jehova Witness Protection Program 😂.
Hale Bop (not sure on spelling) was in mid 90s - DEFINITELY remember the name!
Heavens Gate is the cult Brian is referring to I believe
7:22 the description of thanksgiving had me dead 😂
Back in the 80s I was a teenager living at home. I went out to the mailbox one afternoon (I was the only one home at the moment) and I saw the Mormons coming down the street on their bicycles with their white shirts and nametags and whatnot, so I dashed back into the house, hurriedly put on a KISS t-shirt, messed the bejeezus out of my LONG hair, and put on Black Sabbath Vol. 4 cranked up to 11. I waited. Sure enough, here in 10 or 15 minutes there was a knock at the door, and I opened the door, leaned out a little bit, getting in their faces without stepping past the doorsill, and I went "YEAH?!?" The Mormons both leaned back, backing up as much as they could without actually moving their feet, and one of them stammered "Um...um...are your parents home?" I half-bellowed "Naw, man - they hauled ass. They don't live here anymore!" The Mormons stammered something or other and left, never to return. Which was my intention.
Those Heaven's Gate tapes are creepy AF, they still have a "working" website. Does anyone remember the Moonies? They'd sell flowers on street corners back in the day
Christian Nationalists may now be in every arm of the government, but at least we still have Cornette. The man is a goddamned treasure.
I answered the door drunk and wearing just my boxers. I offered them a beer and invited them in, they immediately left and I was never bothered again
I love how Corny always has to relive and revisit the rage he had in every moment of past fury he’s had. Must be very cathartic
I just found out my roommate was raised as a JW because he was very confused by my Christmas gift 😂 He was like "this is Christmas? It's awesome!"
My uncle also answered the door naked when the JWs stopped by. He told them that he worships Satan. They didn't stick around for very long.
"No solicitation list" is when you have no trespassing, no soliciting signage and cameras that can get faces and license plates. Then when they show up, insist they hold ids to the camera. Take the footage to the county clerk and file trespassing charges and request restraining orders. You would be amazed how getting a restraining order and trespassing charge on your permanent record will screw up your life.
Damien's birthday was June 6th.
June 14th I believe 🤭
@robnix4146 06/06 at 6am 666.
1980s last time I saw JW beside my brother but said F this after decade
This is easily the funniest story I've ever heard from Jim 😂😅🤣😵💫
“Treat everyone with Southern hospitality”…….i let them make a little pitch just for them to feel what their doing is important to them, then I make up something like I’m expecting an important phone call and will even offer them a bottle of water for the road.
The Heavens Gate suicide in 1997 was the cult involving the comet.
My aunt told me a story about my grandpa scaring away Jehovah witnesses.
My grandma was making dinner and my grandpa looked out the window and saw 2 of them across the street. He quickly grabbed a handful of the ground beef that wasn't cooked and waited for the doorbell.
He opened the door acting like a creepy old dude offering them some brains. They took off running.
Fudging genius!
Poor jehovah's witnesses.. they get a bad rep for nothing .. their very nice from my experiences..
They are nice because they are trying to sell something. They are trying to sell Jesus.
@lisab1278 they have great discipline.. I like that.. but I'm too vain to stop celebrating my bday and my large collection of music .. but we still have nice conversations
@lisab1278 friendship in all walks of life is important.. I'm working on it
@@JaiEaton-s7t But how do YOU define friendship is the million $ question.
@brainspin7518 just remember.. I try to make friends.. not enemies.
My mom used to say " be careful how u treat people. .. they could be the 1 that brings u your last glass of water"
Can you imagine a pissed off naked Jim in his 40s screaming at you😂😂
It was the Heaven's Gate cult that was gonna ride the comet but the only thing they rode was a gurney to the morgue.
My mom's a Jehovah's Witness and I can imagine she's being chased by ever person in VA
Marshall Applewhite is the cult leader Brian was talking about
Yeah. I think they are not as aggressive as they used to be. It was turning people off more than helping their cause. Their numbers have been dropping. To many negative stories against them. harassment, abuse in their ranks, etc.
When's jim and Bri gonna talk about CM Punk's new bath towel and shower cap ring attire?
*This segment has me wanting to revisit the Dairy Queen incident.*
People come to listen to Corny for the wrestling. People stay for his real life adventures.
Isn't 👹 bday on halloween? I heard someome say that as a kid
BEST CLIP YET 😂😅