Scanlan and Grog search for the Lord of the Quadroads (Part 1) | Critical Role | Ep 103

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2017
  • Spoilers for ep 103. Part 1 of 2. Had to split this moment up to get it all in.
    I own nothing, just sharing an awesome moment from an awesome show.
    Watch episodes of Critical Role on geekandsundry.com/shows/critic...
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 109

  • @twoxhutch1960
    @twoxhutch1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    DM: "Ok roll a deception check."
    Grog: "Negative 1."

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Grog: I got one of those, you know, like a headache with pictures.
    Scanlan: an idea?

  • @alexanderking5788
    @alexanderking5788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Grog and Scanlan never fail to disappoint when they're alone together.

    • @dogfood2461
      @dogfood2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alone together? The fuck.. 349 likes and no one has said anything? How the fuck can you be alone and with someone...

    • @praisethesun5800
      @praisethesun5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dogfood2461 I guess no one said anything cause they know that ‘alone together’ is a commonly used phrase
      Its not that baffling my friend lmao

    • @peteralexandergraae2830
      @peteralexandergraae2830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first time I saw this episode, I recall Matt going: you two, what are you doing? And I was SO sure that sam would be out of breath and yell: hurry grog. They are right behind us!
      Returning to the group with guards chasing them is EXACTLY what I saw coming.

  • @tinkers_tools
    @tinkers_tools 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    These scenes all but confirm that we need a retelling of Vox Machina's adventures by Grog.

    • @davidm1926
      @davidm1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shades of Rashomon.

  • @RikuVA
    @RikuVA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love how *_NEVER ONCE_* do Grog NOR SCALAN consider “Hey, maybe this is a guard of the guy we wanted to talk to!” Haha

    • @davidm1926
      @davidm1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still haven't seen the full run of Campaign 1 episodes, so I'm not clear when these two started acting under the assumption that the Vasselheim Bastion guards were out to get them. Did it start before this?
      [Okay, presumably it did, I just don't know when. Actually, I don't know the deal with the hat either]

    • @Humorless_Wokescold
      @Humorless_Wokescold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@davidm1926 This is a call back to an earlier episode when Grog and Sam's alt character, Taryon Darrington, inadvertently attacked two guards and left them unconscious, covered in ale in some guy's shop.

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just remember one has a low wisdom score and the other has low intelligence. ...but most likely they didn't think of it.

    • @austinbrown4707
      @austinbrown4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well yeah but also grog and taryon beat two gaurds within an inch of their lives because big robo guy mistook orders and they didnt feel like dealing with it

  • @cimy4330
    @cimy4330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    scanlan: what would I wish for?
    me: 😢😢😢 oh scanlan if only you knew 😢😢😢

    • @theeatherlash69
      @theeatherlash69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cried when I read this. ; . ;

    • @jennbeejb1
      @jennbeejb1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right. In. The. Feels

    • @josephburell1458
      @josephburell1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Am watching this in 2019 and your comment has even more truth after dilans closet one shot

    • @peden3222
      @peden3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im not following this one, please explain

    • @CANCELLARO2
      @CANCELLARO2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peden3222 yeah. I wasnt able to follow all the Episodes aswell...

  • @Tsequiri
    @Tsequiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love perfectly timed TH-cam ads.
    "Well, Mr. Butler..."
    "...LETS PLAY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS."

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Scanlan: I don't what to do without causing every around us to die or be scared!
    Grog: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @bigman141
    @bigman141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "The thing is, he doesn't like to leave loose ends-" Video ends.

    • @Shortlan
      @Shortlan  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      only allowed just over 12 minutes per video, part 2 is here: th-cam.com/video/yMqoL3LkAD0/w-d-xo.html

  • @Twoswordsdrizzt
    @Twoswordsdrizzt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Is it sad or awesome that that's not the first time Scanlans had to say "We're gonna have to kill some guards, aren't we?"

    • @DeJasper0222
      @DeJasper0222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why can't it be both?

  • @marielove5606
    @marielove5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's so nice to imagine Grog squatting down and hunched over telling Scanlan a secret and getting really excited while telling it.

  • @ezrablock3218
    @ezrablock3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like that Grog's wish would be to be immortal. With his limited intelligence he must be like a child trying to comprehend death.

  • @jackofclubs6229
    @jackofclubs6229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I remember someone trying to derail their DM’s campaign when they weren’t getting what they wanted, so they decided to start drawing cards at random. Problem was, the first card they drew ended up getting rid of the deck itself, preventing a TPK.

    • @Pokemanking12
      @Pokemanking12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The cards new what was up and justed peace out before they ruin the fun XD

    • @BlueAltitudes
      @BlueAltitudes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's TPK?

    • @diggerdog9205
      @diggerdog9205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Total Party Kill

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @CuriousLumenwood
    @CuriousLumenwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love clips like this where Travis accidentally pulls a Grog move in real life. Like this and "reverse math"

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Such an amazing bit, you can't write this stuff, it's pure organic funny.

  • @sportsnut1473
    @sportsnut1473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I miss scanlan grog banter

  • @xelloskaczor5051
    @xelloskaczor5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is why to me Campaign 1 will always be the best, travis and sam playing two chaotic morons will always be the GOAT

  • @1utube01
    @1utube01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Grog missing Scanlan's first reference to the hat nicely mirrors Tary missing Grog's first reference to distraction back when they beat up the guards. Both funny.

  • @jonathanfairchild
    @jonathanfairchild ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Matt laugh this hard 😂😂

  • @artygunnar
    @artygunnar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    matts way of not letting them see the lord of the quadrows

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Asa Yagami
      I mean, they COULD have. Not their fault that guard rolled two natural 20's in a row!

    • @jenth
      @jenth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not yet.

  • @artygunnar
    @artygunnar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    PETER!!! frostbucket

    • @savedoom4345
      @savedoom4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asa Yagami PETER!!!!! frostbucket?

  • @williamcarter7647
    @williamcarter7647 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I always like to think that grog got his wish for immortality and he spends that time reading books to kids at the library.

  • @DomEReapeR
    @DomEReapeR 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that they're going off to get 1 wish each but the guy didn't even have 2 wishes left, he rolled 2 when he got 1d3 wishes and used one to become a lord, when he ran off he had one left!

  • @c0dy99
    @c0dy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Travis and Sam's relationship is just so great!

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the funniest 10 minutes in the series.
    There are funnier single moments for sure, but these 10 minutes were hilarious from start to finish

  • @franzfanz
    @franzfanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:30. Top left corner is the face of a man who knows that only he knows that shit is about to go down.

  • @jfb9380
    @jfb9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The dm facial expression are legit lol 😂

  • @johnr797
    @johnr797 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this scene but I just realized that the guards were attacked by Doty, not Grog, they were already unconscious when Doty brought them into the shop.

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The guards were tailing them. They spoke to Taryon, Taryon called grog and doty his servants. They got suspicious and started tailing

  • @jkokubu1984
    @jkokubu1984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Travis/Grog so much, the perfect barbarian.

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Grog: i want to look, you know, wish-givery... you know, like a sultan
    Scanlan: here, take this hat of disguise
    Travis: hey Laura. Remember our flying carpet? Who do you love more, me or it?
    Laura: weeeell...
    Travis: unbelievable... im loosing to a rug!?

  • @Preacher_.
    @Preacher_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you for putting together these longer 10-15 minute clips... Those 2-3 minute clips just don't cut it.

  • @mjentertaintment2706
    @mjentertaintment2706 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that their all such close friends they often hold hands when enjoying moments

  • @AndreasPalmbladBt
    @AndreasPalmbladBt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is pure gold.

  • @SimDawg
    @SimDawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I laughed so hard my vision went black for a second. God damn.

    • @eschel2155
      @eschel2155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You closed your eyes?

    • @TheWorldsStage
      @TheWorldsStage 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or had a stroke?

    • @kelciba
      @kelciba 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or pass out

    • @SimDawg
      @SimDawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eschel2155 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter-induced_syncope I looked it up after it happened because I actually got slightly worried. I didn't fully faint but I briefly blacked out.

  • @nandimoozle703
    @nandimoozle703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really need to watch season one omfg

  • @kelciba
    @kelciba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never laugh so hard in any cr video before but this one takes the cake 😂😂

  • @VisardKing
    @VisardKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the hat bit was definitely Travis, not grog 😂

  • @minteasip
    @minteasip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That cut at the end is godly

  • @CANCELLARO2
    @CANCELLARO2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That moment when not even Mercer is able to keep a character.... 7:20

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Take this _hat_

    • @emm6064
      @emm6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That circle gave me so much joy.

  • @bakatako9767
    @bakatako9767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Theory the big guy that the guards were so afraid of was doty

    • @Shortlan
      @Shortlan  6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i mean, your theory is right? it is doty they're talking about..

    • @MrUmakemelaff
      @MrUmakemelaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Absolutely. They were all referring to the incident with Tary, Grog and Doty when Doty beat up two guards and Grog and Tary tried to cover it up.

  • @TheOriginalFlowerdough
    @TheOriginalFlowerdough 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    wait..... the guy put the card back it didn't disappear and matt said it could be redrawn, so he could have drawn it infinitely

    • @septhezombie
      @septhezombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its random what card you draw. you cant choose

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...Yes, or you could draw one of the many bad cards. And if this is the version 5 deck then most of the good cards have a bad slant to them. The deck of many things is also called the "Breaker of Games" as is often does just that.

    • @TheOriginalFlowerdough
      @TheOriginalFlowerdough 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEAH SOOOO just put it back, but on TOP
      @@Jeremiah90526

    • @TheOriginalFlowerdough
      @TheOriginalFlowerdough 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      free wishes no consequences

    • @Sandata64RD
      @Sandata64RD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The deck of many things, can be a full 52 deck of cards to just a scant number of 13. To be blunt, there is normally around 50% of both good or bad cards, Plus likely one extra worst one. The deck can not be tricked, fooled, rigged, and re-drawn/discarded. Once the player tells the DM the number of cards they draw, that is also the amount. You can as a DM allow a player to make the "I just quickly draw from the Deck of Many things" line into a random set amount of cards. [Panic draws are just, what the DM thinks on what works, mostly it can be the classical 5 hand or half of them.] Mostly in cases where a player might be in a horrable danger or gonna die.
      The deck is pure random and ment to be that. The Monkey Gift or Monkey Paw.

  • @cmdesign01
    @cmdesign01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just subbed

  • @negiushegratte982
    @negiushegratte982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would wish for another DOMT but with only wish cards.

    • @noahbaden90
      @noahbaden90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Granted: Unfortunately "Wish Card" isn't a valid card in the Deck of Many Things, so they just have the word "Wish" on them.

    • @geomeopeoleo1740
      @geomeopeoleo1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It could be a monkey’s palm deck, some cards grant you the wish, but in a twisted way

  • @austinboylan5476
    @austinboylan5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else think Matt may have had this happen to keep the crew from getting a wish :)? Putting that one guard in Grog & Scanlan’s path?

    • @noahbaden90
      @noahbaden90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I recall correctly, in either the Fireside Chat or the Campaign End Talks Machina, Matt said that he actually did just have the guard roll perception just in case, and got a nat 20.
      Even without the guard fiasco, there'd still be other issues in coercing a Wish out of someone, so I'd doubt they'd get it anyway.

  • @luanadurrewalddacosta5824
    @luanadurrewalddacosta5824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....with disavantage!😂

  • @1utube01
    @1utube01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:15 Laura and Taleisins heads in the gutter

    • @hassanmahdi5521
      @hassanmahdi5521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11:15

    • @scorpius1401
      @scorpius1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hassan Mahdi thank you for the actual time stamp

  • @JoelErhart
    @JoelErhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wanna see Grog on Harmon Quest.

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man, heck yeah

  • @sirguineapig34
    @sirguineapig34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:19 fucking Laura 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hayden8571
    @hayden8571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:20 look at Laura's finger 😂😂😂

  • @_r._7513
    @_r._7513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The problem is the Lord of the Quadroads only had 2 wishes, used one to become a Lord of the Quadroads, and only has ONE LEFT. Also, he could have used that wish already.

  • @Enthralpy
    @Enthralpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How'd Travis roll a -1 if his Cha isn't below 10?

    • @frankholland3025
      @frankholland3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He has a neg penalty to all his rolls because of the card he pulled...IIRC

    • @nuclearchezburgr3857
      @nuclearchezburgr3857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he accidentally applied the Eurayle card to ability checks rather than saving throws? Good trade off since Grog doesn't get to do much outside of combat

  • @aaronpop0083
    @aaronpop0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which episode is this?

    • @Shortlan
      @Shortlan  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ep103 of campaign 1

    • @aaronpop0083
      @aaronpop0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shortlan thank you.

  • @MrSovietunion78
    @MrSovietunion78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes i think that Travis own intelligence is the same as Grog's intelligence. And this video is proof to that. :)

    • @2theother
      @2theother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Lemming hell no, he is just a damn good actor

    • @Neurodivergent-j1f
      @Neurodivergent-j1f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Lemming Nah, it takes a genius like Travis to play a believable moron. And we still Love Grog