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  • Randal (Jeff Anderson) encourages Dante (Brian O'Halloran) to take out some of his frustrations on annoying customers.
    In this scene: Dante (Brian O'Halloran), Randal (Jeff Anderson), Veronica (Marilyn Ghigliotti)
    About Clerks:
    It's one wild day in the life of a pair of overworked counter jockeys whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service. Even while braving a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and straighten out their offbeat love lives. The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can and will happen when these guys are left to run the store.
    Starring, in alphabetical order: Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Jason Mewes, Brian O'Halloran, Kevin Smith
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  • @MrPachenko
    @MrPachenko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    The writing and characters of this movie are genius it just shows you don’t need countless millions to make a great and timeless movie

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This movie cost less to make than most people's college degrees. Even adjusted for inflation.

    • @m..o.mt.3235
      @m..o.mt.3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he was.

    • @tino9117
      @tino9117 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically cause the movie is actually kinda dated, but in a great way, I love how mid 90s af it is, everything else about it is much more timeless

    • @SenorGrandePP
      @SenorGrandePP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Clerks 3 sucked ass

  • @tomservo2202
    @tomservo2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When Randall yells "37" I fuckin lost it

  • @ShannonSteadman
    @ShannonSteadman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    What do you mean there’s no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?!

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got one today: "How come you put the grapes in such big bags?!? I can't eat all these!" He storms off before i can tell him they are sold by weight and he was standing under a bag dispenser. Fuck him and fuck his grapes.

    • @RejectedSpiritX
      @RejectedSpiritX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a customer actually ask me that when I worked in convenience stores lol

    • @AdamF8
      @AdamF8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oooo mini trucker magazine!! 😂😂

    • @XaimitaBuchonita
      @XaimitaBuchonita 33 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      That was Greg Scarpa before he went into the bathroom

  • @sealclubber1383
    @sealclubber1383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Now that I’ve been in the service industry, I 100% relate to Randall

  • @tonyhodgin1158
    @tonyhodgin1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Every time I see Navy Seals on Amazon prime I always say ooh Navy seals

  • @justinmyslive4108
    @justinmyslive4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I just found out the actress who played Veronica was 33 when this movie was filmed. I would have never guessed her to be that old

    • @KevinCantWait08
      @KevinCantWait08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She looks like shit now. Aged really bad after all these years.

    • @kimmymarky9538
      @kimmymarky9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really??! Wow I would never have guessed that either! I thought mid 20s

    • @RetroMaticGamer
      @RetroMaticGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To this day, she doesn't look a day over 37...

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hard to believe she was 60 in Clerks 3. Weird knowing ppl in their late 20s and early 30s during the 90s are pushing and/or are 60+

    • @justinmyslive4108
      @justinmyslive4108 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nick56677 there's a clerks 3??????

  • @jakes3799
    @jakes3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The most memorable line from clerks doesn't even have words. It's the slurping.

    • @jeffreypelton1260
      @jeffreypelton1260 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The most memorable line from clerks is, "In a row?"

    • @jakes3799
      @jakes3799 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreypelton1260 LOL, IK. But the slurping is a close second.

  • @moonlightbutterflymiku7788
    @moonlightbutterflymiku7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I always lose it when Randal says 37?!! And makes slurping sounds LMFAO I love him😂😂😂😂

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "He put it into perspective"
    Veronica: "What'd he say?"
    "At least he wasn't 36"
    Veronica: "And that made u feel better?"
    Idk but that always gets me😂😂

  • @nysportsfan2576
    @nysportsfan2576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Slurp slurp slurp

  • @KleWdSide
    @KleWdSide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loved Veronica's face when Randall started slurping lol

  • @hundboi
    @hundboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “37?!” -Randall. lmao!!

    • @Tmillea
      @Tmillea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “You just had to tell him” every girlfriend Dante has ever had.

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “At least I wasn’t 36.” - Also Randal.

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP*

    • @RejectedSpiritX
      @RejectedSpiritX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a row??

    • @TheDarkarrow7
      @TheDarkarrow7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Shut Up!” -Dante

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    $2 cigarettes... man times have changed

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably takes a 1.50 nowadays to make a pack, it's all taxes.

  • @sandrawadsworth5173
    @sandrawadsworth5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Randall is so cool.

  • @gb_the_accuser
    @gb_the_accuser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you ever want to make a movie watch this and you will not overthink making a movie. Very inspiring.

  • @TooCooFoYou
    @TooCooFoYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *_T H I R T Y - S E V E N ?_*

  • @BhojanBharat
    @BhojanBharat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Randy's wavy sing-song voice makes regular dialogues sound laced with sarcasm.

  • @supercharleyman
    @supercharleyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    stupid observation, the price of 2 liters of soda hasnt changed more than 20 cents since '94, but cigarettes have about quadrupled in price.

    • @RandoPandaSmiles
      @RandoPandaSmiles 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They haven’t really taxes soda. But tobacco has come under fire heavily by the feds since then. They want that sin tax.

  • @HeathenMetalhead221
    @HeathenMetalhead221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:26 and thus iced coffee was invented

  • @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821
    @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can relate. I use to work at a Pizzeria some customers I could handle and others I couldn't handle. I use to have this woman call and she was very mean, difficult, and nasty especially if I repeated the order to make sure the order was right to make sure we didn't make a mistake. Plus the phone reception was not good were the Pizzeria use to be.

  • @jorgeflores5522
    @jorgeflores5522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahhaahhahaha. 37!!!

  • @Zidbits
    @Zidbits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was looking at the magazine racks in the back there. The Enquirer mentions Trump and to the right of that is a road Atlas. Anyone old enough to remember those? Those were essential back in the day before GPS and google maps. Imagine trying to drive somewhere without knowing how to get there. You'd typically have to buy an interstate map, then a local map when you got to the general location where you were going.

    • @theodoretsamisis6879
      @theodoretsamisis6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be kind....rewind

    • @patwiggins6969
      @patwiggins6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still haven't given up on maps. GPS has been wrong on multiple occasions and regardless of that I would still rather have something physical in my hands to help show me the way. Generation x but #boomer

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “This job would be great if it weren’t for the fucking customers”. Anyone who ever worked retail knows how true this is

  • @voirausch123
    @voirausch123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:10-2:22
    i love it

  • @brianmuir8783
    @brianmuir8783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:12 37! Lol

  • @tonyhodgin1158
    @tonyhodgin1158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Milk maid's

    • @joel8583
      @joel8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like them. They're quite nice!

  • @markdavidosollo3990
    @markdavidosollo3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IN A ROW???!!!!!!

  • @kylep120
    @kylep120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So at this point in the movie Dante is waiting for his boss to relieve him. Veronica knows this as she comments that he was expected to be home by 12. Yet she says "see you when you close then". Even though Dante doesn't find out that he is there til close until the next scene. Can someone please explain that?

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only explanation is that she thinks the boss is lying -- she's rubbing in that he hasn't been relieved yet (which is why she says it twice). Of course, it's actually (probably) a script fuck up, but that is at least an in-story explanation that I suspend disbelief for.

  • @maxg.hunter6784
    @maxg.hunter6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    37!!!

  • @IHATEESCO
    @IHATEESCO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    at least he wasn't 36 😂😂

  • @whitecrow494
    @whitecrow494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having worked in retail, I totally understand Randal's point of view.
    I worked at a liquor store for about 6 months (resumé filler and it was close to my house) and surprisingly it wasn't the occasional drunk guy who'd annoy me the most. It was the fucking idiots who either couldn't read or ignored all the signs I'd put up saying "NO ICE!" whenever we ran out of bags of ice.
    Seriously I'd put them everywhere. On the front doors, the shelfs, the fridge doors, the snack stand, and on the registers facing the customer. And yet I'd still get people coming in and asking me with a straight face "Do you have any bags of ice?". And none of them were joking. Drove me batshit crazy.
    So yeah the one thing I never missed from working retail was the customers.

  • @XxOmegaslayerxX
    @XxOmegaslayerxX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Legend says the boss is still in Vermont

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''There's a million fine lookin' women in the world dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of em just cheat on ya.''

  • @bromandude1
    @bromandude1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Master of my own destiny

  • @tdrewman
    @tdrewman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow look how cheap smokes were back then. $1.68 to $1.95 a pack.

  • @kokolee1846
    @kokolee1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you

  • @johnmcclain2848
    @johnmcclain2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    36 is not acceptable

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. I like a woman with more experience than that.

  • @IamGenoBlack
    @IamGenoBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Truth be told I am a 46 year old dude and I often exhibit milk maid behavior

    • @graced1338
      @graced1338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've done it too.

  • @LadyJay252
    @LadyJay252 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This movie killed me back in the day when I went to see it with my video store coworkers. We laughed so much. The third Clerks made me so sad. Jeez

  • @tonyhodgin1158
    @tonyhodgin1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any job would be great without the customers

  • @Tmillea
    @Tmillea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do you have the one with the guy who that movie that was out last summer.

    • @TFSyndicate
      @TFSyndicate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOOOO! Navy Seals!

  • @murdanom
    @murdanom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legend of Korra brought me here LoL

  • @alexanderdahoola8188
    @alexanderdahoola8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "They never rent quality flicks, they always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks" - and then he later rents hermaphroditic porn, not exactly the stratosphere of intellectual cinematic art, now is it?

    • @alexanderdahoola8188
      @alexanderdahoola8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Besides, is it not OK at times for us average Joes to rent a silly and entertaining no-great-masterpiece of an action movie from time to time and simply watch and enjoy a movie? Not all the time do we always have to subject ourselves to movies that are important and great works of art. Right?

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it's pretty pathetic to enjoy something dumb

    • @clinteastwood6875
      @clinteastwood6875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He says NEVER

  • @echo5827
    @echo5827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thirty _seven_ ?

  • @AnthonyOldhandGarcia
    @AnthonyOldhandGarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 the foreshadowing of the ending of Clerks 2.

    • @Madbandit77
      @Madbandit77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. It was just a gag Kevin got his mom to do.

  • @NorthernWisconsinandStuff
    @NorthernWisconsinandStuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    $1.95 for smokes. Wow.

  • @animusora
    @animusora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thats the only mistake in the entire movie. Dante doesnt realize he is staying to close until after this scene. The next scene shows him being told his boss went to vermont.

    • @clinteastwood6875
      @clinteastwood6875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The boss hasn’t shown up yet he just thought he was running late.

  • @ventricality6997
    @ventricality6997 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dante really didnt deserve Veronica.

  • @alexanderdahoola8188
    @alexanderdahoola8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thing that the Randal character keeps ignoring in his constant "You will feel a lot better if you rip into the occasional customer" etc is that, besides it being wrong and not nice of course, there are CONSEQUENCES to such actions and his boss may get the employee in serious trouble for it if not outright lose his job, yet in his argument, whenever the "boss" argument crops up by Dante, Randal just straight ignores it.
    I mean, OK, maybe you have no respect for others etc but you can have some for YOURSELF and not do certain thinks to avoid actions being taken against you.

    • @jacobadam6804
      @jacobadam6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @lainey6474
      @lainey6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd agree, but Dante has frequently said throughout the whole film that he hates the job and he hates the boss and that he needs to get out and start his own life. Randal I think just wishes Dante would stop letting the world shove him around and grow a backbone.

    • @patwiggins6969
      @patwiggins6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really don't think Randall gives a duck what his boss would do to him

  • @volsdeep1187
    @volsdeep1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Job would be great if wasn't for the fuckin customers.

  • @SMc-iq1np
    @SMc-iq1np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gods she was beautiful

  • @NoName-cz3wn
    @NoName-cz3wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fucking hate Randall lol. As great as this movie is, I loathe his character. I hoped the whole movie that some customer would hospitalize him for running his mouth.

  • @kokolee1846
    @kokolee1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's the smell

  • @tonyhodgin1158
    @tonyhodgin1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    37

  • @jakes1881
    @jakes1881 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How did Veronica know he was closing when he didn’t know yet?

  • @recoveringneurotic9118
    @recoveringneurotic9118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    $1.95 for a pack of cigarettes

    • @briangriffin5701
      @briangriffin5701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      recoveringneurotic
      That was expensive. This is North Jersey prices.

    • @robwatt9342
      @robwatt9342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1994 1994

    • @joshuakirschenbaum417
      @joshuakirschenbaum417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back then minimum wage was like 4.25 an hour so its actually comparable in today's dollars

  • @XaimitaBuchonita
    @XaimitaBuchonita 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I wish I had an east coast Italian girlfriend like her

  • @AdamF8
    @AdamF8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    o0o0o navy seals!! 😆😆

  • @aupaub1168
    @aupaub1168 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thirdddy 7 lol 😂 all the time

  • @m..o.mt.3235
    @m..o.mt.3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🙏

  • @robertace5923
    @robertace5923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    $1.95 for a pack of smokes? In New Jersey?

  • @SMc-iq1np
    @SMc-iq1np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God shes hot

  • @UriTV123
    @UriTV123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    37? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @grilled_steak_stuffed_5586
    @grilled_steak_stuffed_5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What are these 40 year olds doing in college?

    • @deityzero
      @deityzero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      40? Dante and Randal are 22 in Clerks and 33 in Clerks II. Both actors, Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson, were 24 at the time of the release of the first movie.

    • @NoComment79
      @NoComment79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one. 🙄

    • @almightyfonics
      @almightyfonics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You act like college has an age limit , you sound like a moron.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@almightyfonics Oh he is a moron...He thinks that people in their twenties are in their forties . Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • @XBeatmymeatX1990
    @XBeatmymeatX1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1.95 for a pack of cigarettes? Nice