Killing Everyone By Stupid Means in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2019
- Russia in World War II would be proud
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"Did you do it?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"The entire population of the Shire."
“I am sorry Daniel, it just wasn’t worth it”.
This is the most likes on a comment without any replies I’ve seen. Woah.
A small price tto pay for salvation.
@Dejon Osborne indeed👌
Ohh, so that's why Game of Thrones didn't have any elephants, they were worried the TVs would start chugging...
My TV chugged the Atlantic Ocean. Please GOT get rid of the elephants!
m a m m o t h s
Thegamingdodo 64 in game they are mammoths yes but the point of the joke is that Cersei gets annoyed that there are no elephants in GoT
@SHMOO r/woooosh
I'm just here to comment so people will notice me
Imagine getting jumped by hobbits and hearing one of them say "Get him Mr. Frodo"
Everyone gangsta till the Big Frodo pull up on da block
Thank you Master Pingu
@@abramo7700 kk
Kkk
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That king v frodo battle was like if Dwayne Johnson took on like a million toddlers
And lost? It’s like if Dwayne Johnson fought 6 billion toddlers that also exploded upon death and spawn those little infested larva you see in warframe.
It's weird reading Dwayne Johnson without "the rock' in the middle
@Videoms They also explode upon death as well. Thank God Dwane is part rock or so I hear.
*if Dwayne Johnson took on a million Kevin Harts
I’m pretty sure this game is used by governments to plan out attacks during war. It’s totally accurate for a reason
We should use it for the Area 51 raid
@@_bad_wizard_ But the problem is what units do they have is it aliens or chicken men
Can’t wait for our war on the mammoths with Chuck Norris and Frodo at our side
They have Chicken Man Man Man in area 51
@Andrew Chavez *War is hell*
RT: *Places 100 mammoths and 300 men*
Also RT: "It's chugging"
@isilverskeleton thank u please find it in your heart to forgive me for my awful mistake
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 Nah it's chugging with a double g mate
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 srry I wll never inslut u agan
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 I'll believe it the day you can actually spell Lamborghini correctly since it should show up correctly on the Autocorrect.
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 Lay back on the drugs a bit kid
9:51
It's a one and a halfling
When you stack three halflings on their shoulders they automatically fuse into a powerful being
Dusty Kicks A wholeling
Astarte the Carthaginian a ling
No it’s a human
Paul Pilapil it's Elf!
On a shelf
2:35
“They can’t stop us all!”
Ah, I see RT is adopting the tactics of the Area 51 raid.
Hilfigertout *soviet union during ww2
China since forever*
@@mindlesswav hate to be that guy, but the USSR didn't actually do that
And the russians
@@mindlesswav *Tsar Nicholas II during WW1
RTGame
Making sure games are described as 'Chugging' since 2011
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Chuggling.
@@squid4872 nice
Why did he stop playing TF2? I haven’t been here in a while.
@@SStarry_Days He moved onto variety content last year. I don't think he wants to play TF2 anymore due to some fans demanding him to only making TF2 videos.
Local irish man abuses computer (2019 colorized)
Computer gets destroyed by Irish Man while 2 million people watch.
HAHAHAHAAAA!
no
stevetravis yes
you're doing it wrong
Aw, he didn't show the part where he committed War Crimes by using hundreds of his men as bait to burned alive fighting the enemy. That was the best part.
*IN THE LIGHTHOUSE RT*
RT Catchphrases:
“Tree.”
“Oh, it’s chuggin’.”
Why is a tree chugging
@@yellobanana6456 Tree instead of three, and "Oh it's chugging" is just something he says
C H R E E
"oh it's chuggling"
I’m sorry but can I just... *Hobbit wrestling man by the crotch while RT screams “Finish the job!”*
Tss... Crotch Hobbits...
@@beno7209 Crobbits
r/cursedcomments
Time stamp?
@@SchlopFlopper 7:51
I don’t remember Sid Meier releasing Civilization VII this early but I like the direction they’re taking the series
It’s both
Its minecraft 2
The second coming of Justin Y
Didn’t know you watched RT too.
Totally accurate civilization
I agree
6:48 That headbutt was so satisfying. xD
I've rewatched it like ten times now.
4:41 one of the few times TABS actually looks realistic, not accurate, but realistic.
what do you mean it’s *_totally_* accurate
Slow motion unironically makes the Battles look way cooler
"I gotta kill the guys in the trees" -RTGame serving in the Vietnam War, 1967
Imagine the poor soldiers in world war 2 lagging and crashing left and right...those were hard times
The first tank to be used in war
Remember our brave boys who were forced to survive without fiber optics.
*Wild hobbit orgy*
RT: "I can't tell who's winning."
noooo
What actually happened in LOTR: “Mr Frodo, why are there so many clones of you on the battlefield fighting elephants?” “I MUST KILL THE ELEPHANTS! AAAAAAA-“
Rt: *places 48 mammoths and 36 stoners*
His pc: am I a joke to you
The Game: You have chosen... death
"incredibly ineffective means"
*video starts*
I can just... paint people
3:06 the King *YEETED* Mr Frodo back to the Shire.
The abnormally big hobbit is because there are random differences between each and every individual unit placed. Like eye size and body size. Sometimes those differences are turned to an extreme. And sometimes units even spawn with just one eye or with an extra eye
0:43
What soldiers being shipped off to Vietnam asked their Drill Sergeants.
Physically, yes I can fight a hobbit. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Imagine the Tolkens.
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 imagine wagons
If they are like Frodo and Sam, gladly.
If they are like Bilbo, Merry, or Pip... not so much.
i'd gladly do the world the favour and get rid of creatures like sam
Bob Semple NOO BILBO
Kevin months earlier: I’m going to defeat everyone whit hobbits and I hope no one steals my idea
RT: *oh hey there buddy*
Also ISP
literally everyone who has played the game has tried it
Its payback for all the dont starve kevinsitting
Can't steal an idea from yourself.
5:18 live footage of a man surviving a skeleton attack in minecraft (2019)
ymperıal Live footage of the Spartans vs. the Persians
Hobbits are a peaceful race, because they were too powerful in battle, and found mercy for the races they nearly annihilated. So, they turned to a life of peace before the next brutal rampage
Why not make thr other races as slaves?
@@imdone8243
The other races are far weaker than a hobbit.
They are not worth their food and housing costs.
If only the battle plan against Suaron's army was just hobbits. I can see it now, hordes of hobbits jumping into the fray, it's beautiful.
Well that tactic DID work pretty nicely against Saruman in the book...
Unfortunately rt committed hobbit genocide so that meant they couldn't do it
Imagine Smaug landing and getting mobbed my Halflings, then trying to fly again but they make towers of themselves and cling on until they bring the beast down.
I have to say, RTGame is an amazing train operator to be able to always keep everything chugging along.
it is vaguely terrifying how the hobbits swarm and drag the the bodies like god damn piranhas
_Next Video: Commiting crimes against humanity in Spec ops: The Line_
Knowing him he'll actually do a pacifist run and glitch to avoid the phosphorus.
@@bonogiamboni4830 He tortures the viewers when he is actually forced to torture other people, truly an Irish lad.
oh no
These methods may be incredibly ineffective, but all that matters is that it's *_Totally Accurate_*
Yeah sending chil... I mean *HALFLINGS* into battle is a great stratergy
“Where’s the guy that got stuck?”
...
“Oh no he’s trying to do a three point turn.”
😂
2:35 Lost video of Area 51 raid (colorised) September 21st 2019
September 20th*
@@tssharley5567 21st September
THIS is the episode I’ve been waiting for. I really hope you do more of this game
Seb Destroyer me too
I agree
*So* agreed.
The lighthouse
More of TABS please!!! This was hilarious!
i just had surgery and i think i opened my stitches from laughing, I cannot finish this video
@Michael Cai
yes, that's what happened to his stitches
eva he bled out and is dead have some respect
@@samralston8622 How do you know?
blobvisfan 666 cuz I said so
*flashbacks to the Hitman stream where RT replaced the claps in the Friends theme song with gunshots and laughed so hard that he hurt himself*
Oh yeah, I remember that time in the Lord of the Rings when Frodo defeated an entire army by creating countless clones of himself and having them recklessly mob the enemy...
3:43 Hobbits from the shire defeat the dark lord sauron, 2003. Colorized.
No halflings were harmed in the making of this video.
JK! They suffered greatly.
@Jason Lee How dare you drown those poor pebbles.
*Can't suffer if you're dead am i right up top*
The Shire just isn't the same after all the hobbits were crushed by mammoths.
No one:
Not a single person:
Not even God Himself:
RT’s Twitch chat: *_LigHthOusE_*
I remember this from the stream
LIGHTHOUSE
The lighthouse RT! Look at the Lighthouse!
LOOK AT THE DAMN LIGHTHOUSE RT
Nobody:
Rt: *places about 300 hobbits* ‘the games chuggin’
RT: Hits start
Game: Time to unleash the demons of hell
If RT became president the first thing he would do is broadcast country roads and force everyone to sing
Throw in a couple man-made tsunamis.
New national anthem
Oh. I thought he would commit genocide on Hobbits
This profile picture
6:02 the Hobbit-caust
The archer just destroying that mammoth was illegal
She was dual wielding bows. That's... that's not... HOW!?!?!?
@@Enaronia i mean she is literally a godess
Unseen footage from the Area 51 raid (September 20th, colourised)
"they can't stop us all"
RT just simulated the area 51 raid
I cant believe he left out the part where the hobbits parade around holding their dead enemies
9:51 when your an american in a asian city
At 7:51 my wifi started chugging for some reason and the res just PLUMMETED. My wifi is a good christian and censored Sam's heresy.
This is gonna be a massacre isnt it?
"Bob Ross just fell into the ocean"
RIP again, Bob Ross 😔 it's always too soon.
4:58 (Guy on left) The Dragonborn finishing off Alduin once and for all
4E, Colorized
3:20 World War Z, the first game to include realistic horde mechanics
"Totally" is a word that has evolved to exclusively mean sarcasm. I do not expect this to be accurate.
This was the first of your streams I was able to catch and until now I never noticed how much funny stuff has to be cut out off the video
Anything TABS just makes me uncontrollably wheeze.
More please.
2:39 Imagine working your entire life serving as a knight for a king only to be killed by an army of small elijah woods
Did you defeat the king?
*Yes*
What did it cost?
*The Shire*
RT: pushes start
FBS: am I a joke to you
4:49 *Clang* eh?
7:51 had me dying😂😂
This is the most I have laughed at a single video in so very very long.
Thank you RT.
Please make this a series RT
Nobody:
Me: C H U N K Y H O B B I T
Everyone knows the Frodos are the most powerful weapon you can have in your arsenal.
Rt you’re the only person whose videos make me genuinely laugh, tears and all
Omg please play more of this game, this had me cackling out loud
LIGHTHOUSE
if you know, you know
When that enemy spear missed I was given more hope than when my father came back. And by when I mean If
RT WE NEED MORE OF THESE
You and this game fit together far too good
Congratulations, Lord Morgoth, you have officially defeated the Shire. You're well on your way to defeating Middle Earth.
5:37
Area 51 Raid
(2019)(Colorized)
5:02 has anyone noticed ow badass that one Viking on left looks?
I've been watching your material for a long time now. Definitely subscribing!
Halflings are the best units
"I gotta kill the guys in the trees"
-American Soldier, Vietnam, 1972
It's so fun looking at you enjoying a game, you seem to have not tried before
best RT vid I've seen so far 10/10
I was at this stream (my first one) and the entire chat was shouting LIGHTHOUSE almost the entire time...
In yesterday's stream he informed us that it did not make the cut. (Probably because it went from funny to annoying in five seconds.)
I was expecting more lighthouse from the video
If you like tabs you should play uebs, you can literally do 10.000 vs 10.000
this was the first stream i ever caught
keep up the good work!
5:36 This is how I imagine the Battle of the Shire happened
The lighthouse RT! The lighthouse!
really upset i missed this stream. please do more with callmekevin mabye?
You can see all his streams on twitch. You can watch the whole 4hr thing.
@@willburns6129 thanks i actually am going to watch it now however its always better live
@@willburns6129 or on RTgame Stream Archives
Been needing this, amazing game, amazing youtuber
5:14
Here we can see a true Spartan Warrior holding his ground while frozen and under fire
You accidently left out the lighthouse RT
Oh boy not enough LIGHTHOUSE RT THE LIGHTHOUSE!!1! Well I guess it has died in the raid with all of our great hobbits
RT, I don’t think it’s too healthy for me to watch your vids because I laugh so hard! They are hilarious in every sense of the word!
rtgame videos are so good to binge watch, they feel very cosu
LIGHTHOUSE!
only ppl who watched the stream can understand
Or those who read any of the comments on this video.
@@kevinsndrol4832
I scrolled thru the comments for like 30 seconds and couldn't find anything ???
Remember when Hobbits didn’t exist in this game? Sad times it was. Sad times indeed.
9:39 _teleports behind you_
Nothin personal kid
Please do more of this, is really funny!
"Bob Ross just fell into the ocean"
~ RTgame