One of our local papers summarized the plot as this: Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan try to keep their fresh marriage exciting in this long-stretched commercial for German cars.
The only reason this is romantic or sexy is because he's rich and works out. Look at most romantic comedy chick flicks. The guys in them are total jerks and their character arch is just enough that the everywoman in the film can overlook their abuse and douchebaggery because they think the guy is hot, and usually he has money, too.
WJZAV its Bud Spencer...an italian Actor in the 70s. Very popular in continental Europe till today. Thx dude. Myself and my Dad use to look a bit like him 👍😁
The previous movie in the Grey cinematic universe came on the TV in the break room at work and we were completely floored by all the WTF. The scene with the girl pointing the gun at some other girl and then some guy tells her to drop the gun and get on her knees and then just... What the actual fuck man.
I am shocked you did not take your wife to this instead. That might have been more interesting to hear what she has to say. Then again her not seeing this is probably the best gift you could give her.
Still not sure why in the flying fuck did they get Danny Elfman for the music. Like,Mars Attacks! and Justice League's scores were WAY better than this whole trilogy.
When you guys went from talking about Fifty Shades, then referenced Grey, then brought up a movie called "Midnight Sun" I thought for a second they adapted the long lost Twilight from Edward's perspective and snuck it in to theaters. Then you started talking about it, so I went and googled the premise and turns out it's a prequel to that horror film Lights Out.
Feline Fatale You should see Jeremy Jahns' review of 'Freed. He's just partying it up after mentioning that this is the last of the trilogy and I'm thinking "Yeah, now it's a party! This stupid trilogy is finally over!" While watching it.
The Midnight Screenings' trilogy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" reviews is complete. Also, Bonus points for the same reviewers, in all 3 reviews. (I'm looking at you Maze Runner trilogy reviews).
As someone who is part of the BDSM Lifestyle, I can probably speak for the majority of the BDSM community and say, Thank fuck that this franchise that is nothing more than an insult to the BDSM Lifestyle is finally over.
I sat and watched the first Mama Mia! movie (it was on TV, so I didn't have to pay for tickets to see it) and my reaction at the end was "What the fuck did I just watch??!!"
It's frustrating because the franchise attempts to have its cake and eat it too by pretending that it's something more respectable than an exploitation flick. The middle aged mom fans want to engage in perversion but don't want to actually admit that they're being perverted.
"Jamie Dornan is so bad, and so uninteresting...." Yes, you're right; no need to qualify that statement. Even in his best role in The Fall, well you could pick any young actor at random, and he would be just as good, or better. Nothing special is going on in that bland, handsome noggin.
Damn, how many actors did this movie 'trilogy' waste? Jamie, Dakota, Eric 'Whitney' Johnson, Brant Daugherty (the black-haired and bearded bodyguard), Kim Basinger, Marcia Gay Harden, and more!
Topher S I like to think that show is happening concurrently in the background of these movies, like whenever Christian Grey goes on a business trip the fall happens
Jonas King Not to my knowledge (and especially not hers), but it's most definitely possible. She also loves Adam Sandler and Tyler Perry. She also hates pulp fiction
I didn't watch the movie but the commercial is so cringey, especially the part where Christian Grey is like "Mrs. Grey?" and She's "That's me"; I'm like "who are you saying this too? And why are you saying this like a little girl?"
The only way I would have watched this series is if they had cast Nicolas Cage as Christian Gray. Just imagine what he could have done with a line like "I AM FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP!!!"
I still don't care for the relationship dynamics in these movies but i will say the actors save it in a few places. Like in the first movie, the first time he spanks her and she's acting playful about it, that part actually comes across as normal and frankly kinda sexy. In the second one when he crawls across the bed and nibbles her toes, yeah it's about as un-Dom as you can get but hey, i guess he's a switch. Have seen nothing about this entry, but the poster is pretty hot. And now, Play.
Fifty Shades Darker was dumb, real dumb, but the part that made me the maddest in that movie was the quick little homage to Working Girl, which was in there just because Dakota Johnson is her daughter.
I saw a preview for this which included interviews with the actors desperately, desperately trying to sound like they have anything good to say about this film. 'Oh, she's... after they get married she's more... confident...?'
Sarah is so goddamn charismatic that I could listen to her talk about movie buttplugs all day long. And Cockblockers is gonna give me a stroke, I KNOW it.
Some theaters showing this a "Wine & Movie" promotion where I guess concessions serves free (?) booze to 50 Shades patrons. Did your screening have anything like this?
A movie like this would never appeal to someone like me, but if it followed the books more closely it could have been a lot better and more erotic to its fan base.
One of our local papers summarized the plot as this: Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan try to keep their fresh marriage exciting in this long-stretched commercial for German cars.
Koen Van Damme I agree. I'd love to buy a Mercedes Benz...
Koen Van Damme
and the market on
BUTT PLUGS
The only reason this is romantic or sexy is because he's rich and works out. Look at most romantic comedy chick flicks. The guys in them are total jerks and their character arch is just enough that the everywoman in the film can overlook their abuse and douchebaggery because they think the guy is hot, and usually he has money, too.
Fifty Shades Freed (from Universal Pictures' contractual obligations)
Fity shades Frood movie available here www.totallynotmalware.com
XD
HA HA! :D
"...so now he's like double insane."
"Not only is he double insane, but he's also 007, cuz he has amazing hacking skills!"
Dude.
That was so smooth.
Yes, my second favorite duo together again. Sarah and Brad are awesome together.
"Not only is he double insane, he's also double-oh seven."
This is such a great line.
Fifty Shades of Thank Fuck It's Over
Until she gets movie deal for the movies told from Grey's perspective.
*cries for an eternity*
I was watching this live and 98% of the chat was just jokes relating to the title. My favorite was Fifty Lamp Shades.
That and "Fifty Shades of Orange is the New Black Panther" :)
Very through were puns on this ones title though. Just the first's.
50 Shades of Dre... its an Hiphop Bondage story
you're welcome
joe momma how about fifty shemps of grey
The three stooges sex movie
Sarah is the best. Loved her live tweeting the books.
Sarah and Brad have more chemistry than the main characters of the movie, and they are not even married to each other
I love that most of the reviews of this movie have started with joy and congratulations that it's finally over.
This review settles it. The only way I would watch these movies is if Sarah redubs the lines.
"How many butts has this been in?!"
Fifty Shades Freed from this Madness
27:00 Consider this series is quite literally Twilight Fanfiction, that actually seems rather appropriate.
Fifty Shades does to SM and Bondage the same that twillight has done to Vampires...
Salud 74 Well, Fifty Shades did start out as kinky Twilight fanfiction
TrueBlueProductions yeah i know. Thats the worst Part. And from an writers point of view (no bestsellers yet 😁) it is written horrible.
Salud 74
Unrelated to the issue, but I love your profile picture.
And 'E! News' is to blame for hyping this crap down our throats!
WJZAV its Bud Spencer...an italian Actor in the 70s. Very popular in continental Europe till today. Thx dude. Myself and my Dad use to look a bit like him 👍😁
Can’t wait for the Worst of 2018 list where we’ll hear “eating ice cream off top bush” again.
And for Future Sarah to talk about Past Sarah
Always happy to see Sarah, even under such dire circumstances
The previous movie in the Grey cinematic universe came on the TV in the break room at work and we were completely floored by all the WTF. The scene with the girl pointing the gun at some other girl and then some guy tells her to drop the gun and get on her knees and then just... What the actual fuck man.
Wauser "Cinematic Universe" is not what i'd define this trilogy... It's a trilogy of Twilight fanfiction terror!
Does your break room get HBO?
ajmrowland yes
Wauser sorry, hit by mistake
Fifty Shades of Cinema Snob
Thank you for your dedication to this, Sarah. you made me laugh so much throughout the whole trilogy, be it the tweets or the videos!
Start video, see the pain in the eyes of both parties. Look down at running time 43 minutes. Yes this will be a good one.
They should have cast Danny DeVito as Christian Grey. That would have made it a whole lot better.
"Don't miss the climax" tagline is just so corny.
"Very expensive, vibrator-based revenge." should become the next great out-of-context sound bite.
And it all could’ve been avoided if Roommate Kate had just sucked it up and gone to Seattle in the first movie...
Brian Warner Then Christian would be bent over being spanked.
🤔 That might be a better movie.
Fifty Shades of this sounds more like an episode of Criminal Minds than a movie.
K. J. VernFeathers They actually based an episode of the seiries on the “fandom.”
Jamie Dornan is the S1 Sheriff that was in Once Upon a Time. Sarah's mentioned it before so maybe that's where she remembers him.
Jack hyde?! Liked the name Rob Walker gave him better: Rap E. E. McGee
ladydiskette or was it: Ray P. E. McGee?!
My body is _ready_
... Wait.
I am shocked you did not take your wife to this instead. That might have been more interesting to hear what she has to say. Then again her not seeing this is probably the best gift you could give her.
Next up: Fifty Shades of Peter Rabbit
Collin Murr Followed by: Fifty Shades of Emojis
Tommy Deonauth's Archives how?
Ooh Farmer MacGregor, punish me!
Moviebob said 'Peter Rabbit' had a 'love triangle' in his review.
50 Shades Of Batman V Superman: Twilight Of Emojis
43 minute Sarah video?
DIS GONNA BE GOOD
+10000 points for the Hedonism-Bot reference.
Still not sure why in the flying fuck did they get Danny Elfman for the music. Like,Mars Attacks! and Justice League's scores were WAY better than this whole trilogy.
Fifty Shades of Some Chicks fetish made into a multimillion dollar franchise
Yeah. She isn‘t into BDSM and didn‘t even bother to research
fetish? ana never even rubbed one out! i am serious.
I so hope that we get a Cinema Snob episode on this fucking movies.
You say this when male directors have been recreating their fetishes onscreen for years
only fetishes around explosions, cars, guns, fighting robots, and teenage girls getting stabbed are allowed to be made into movies.
Ah, Wheelchair Suicide, I member
wheelchair suicide!!! yay. saw it on a flight. that actor would actually have been a better choice.
Watch now #FiftyShadesFreed full movie here usgo.us/liEJL
When you guys went from talking about Fifty Shades, then referenced Grey, then brought up a movie called "Midnight Sun" I thought for a second they adapted the long lost Twilight from Edward's perspective and snuck it in to theaters.
Then you started talking about it, so I went and googled the premise and turns out it's a prequel to that horror film Lights Out.
Love your hoodie, Brad ❤️
🎉🎉IT'S FINALLY OVER🎉🎉
Feline Fatale You should see Jeremy Jahns' review of 'Freed. He's just partying it up after mentioning that this is the last of the trilogy and I'm thinking "Yeah, now it's a party! This stupid trilogy is finally over!" While watching it.
We need a Fifty shades of Lloyd video, with Lloyd batting away at Brad.
I said the same thing about the Amy Schumer movie. That it's a backwards Shallow Hal.
This movie and "God's Not Dead 3" are coming out within two months of each other. Brad's mind will be blown.
Can we appreciate Brad's Gilmore Girls hoodie?
knightsintodreams that was the first thing I noticed
The Red Room is used for loading and unloading of sexual hang-ups and inadequacies. There is never revenge in The Red Room.
The Midnight Screenings' trilogy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" reviews is complete. Also, Bonus points for the same reviewers, in all 3 reviews. (I'm looking at you Maze Runner trilogy reviews).
In the words of Jeremy Jahns, "The trilogy is finally over."
"He's not just double insane he's double-o-seven" Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fucking smoothness of that segway?
"He can fill my opening." --- cuts to a freshly dug grave plot.
As someone who is part of the BDSM Lifestyle, I can probably speak for the majority of the BDSM community and say, Thank fuck that this franchise that is nothing more than an insult to the BDSM Lifestyle is finally over.
Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is what Christian Grey deserves for having my first name.
RandoChris Good one.
I sat and watched the first Mama Mia! movie (it was on TV, so I didn't have to pay for tickets to see it) and my reaction at the end was "What the fuck did I just watch??!!"
5:12 Jamie Dornan was in season 1 of Once Upon a Time (that's what I know him for)
The Peter Rabbit movie looks like a crime against humanity but after having heard it described as General Hux chasing a rabbit I'm tempted
It's frustrating because the franchise attempts to have its cake and eat it too by pretending that it's something more respectable than an exploitation flick. The middle aged mom fans want to engage in perversion but don't want to actually admit that they're being perverted.
Fifty Shades 3D.
Fifty Shades Of Space.
Fifty Shades Of Time.
Fifty Shades Threed
3d boob
"Jamie Dornan is so bad, and so uninteresting...." Yes, you're right; no need to qualify that statement. Even in his best role in The Fall, well you could pick any young actor at random, and he would be just as good, or better. Nothing special is going on in that bland, handsome noggin.
They get married, oooh kinky!
“To say these actors don’t have chemistry is an insult to science.”
I hope Hyde and Grey sang a Duel Duet to each other when they learned they came from the same foster home
That would be awesome!
"Wow, we came from the same foster home" You know they're desperate when they steal ideas from Spectre.
Hedonism Bot: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.
Free at last, free at last, we're free to watch better movies at last!
Damn, how many actors did this movie 'trilogy' waste? Jamie, Dakota, Eric 'Whitney' Johnson, Brant Daugherty (the black-haired and bearded bodyguard), Kim Basinger, Marcia Gay Harden, and more!
This Midnight Screenings in particular was so entertaining to watch haha
Midnight Sun is actually a remake of a Japanese movie.
And a good one at that.
Did they fetishize the unborn infant in the movie, too? 😒
I'm already predicting the comments for anything related to "I Feel Pretty" starring Amy Schumer. Spoiler Alert: They're not pretty.
Put me down for fifty...umm...
Anything related to Amy Schumer will get those comments, most of them from people who never saw anything she was in.
... Did they get the trailer of Alita Battle Angel already & I missed it... Or not? ... I want to hear their thoughts on it so bad 😣
If Sarah wants to see a good Dornan role she should check out "The Fall" series on Netflix.
Topher S I like to think that show is happening concurrently in the background of these movies, like whenever Christian Grey goes on a business trip the fall happens
You're making the trailer for the Amy Schumer one sound like that sketch from the 30 Rock pilot; "Pam (the overly confident morbidly obese woman)".
Fifty Shades of that's not how any of this works.
Fifty Shades of that is not what BDSM is, you guys.
Fun fact: the Jack Hyde actor also played Lana’s high school boyfriend on Smallville competing with Clark Kent for Lana’s affection.
Now this is something I've been excited for (the review that is not the movie)
I had a panic moment when you mentioned Midnight Sun, since thats an unpublished Twilight book. Thank fuck its not that...
My sister unironically thinks these films are masterpieces
She might not be a sex pervert.
Jonas King Not to my knowledge (and especially not hers), but it's most definitely possible. She also loves Adam Sandler and Tyler Perry. She also hates pulp fiction
MIGHT not be.
Tell her that she can just find porn on the internet without having to pay theater prices.
hey Adam Sandler is at least fun in his own kinda way but tyler perry bleh
I just wanna mention that there's a Korean comic that basically does Fifty Shades and twilight but right
And it's yaoi
"WEESA FREE!"
I didn't watch the movie but the commercial is so cringey, especially the part where Christian Grey is like "Mrs. Grey?" and She's "That's me"; I'm like "who are you saying this too? And why are you saying this like a little girl?"
The only way I would have watched this series is if they had cast Nicolas Cage as Christian Gray. Just imagine what he could have done with a line like "I AM FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP!!!"
Valdagast "OH GOD THE SHADES OF FUCKED UP!"
I still don't care for the relationship dynamics in these movies but i will say the actors save it in a few places. Like in the first movie, the first time he spanks her and she's acting playful about it, that part actually comes across as normal and frankly kinda sexy. In the second one when he crawls across the bed and nibbles her toes, yeah it's about as un-Dom as you can get but hey, i guess he's a switch. Have seen nothing about this entry, but the poster is pretty hot.
And now, Play.
They're still making these movies?
Oh thanks goodness.
Are y’all gonna do a Midnight Screenings for “Forever My Girl?”
Soooooooo, are you going to snob this trilogy?
Fifty Shades Darker was dumb, real dumb, but the part that made me the maddest in that movie was the quick little homage to Working Girl, which was in there just because Dakota Johnson is her daughter.
I saw a preview for this which included interviews with the actors desperately, desperately trying to sound like they have anything good to say about this film. 'Oh, she's... after they get married she's more... confident...?'
I'm loving the Luke's diner hoodie
Sarah is so goddamn charismatic that I could listen to her talk about movie buttplugs all day long.
And Cockblockers is gonna give me a stroke, I KNOW it.
"We are free! Of this trilogy!"
You stole this line from Jeremy Jahns!!!!! :-)
you know it’s gonna be good when brad starts a review out with “...ugh”
Are you sad that you never get to see any more of these
When did Jamie Dornan play a serial killer? The only role I've seen him play is Sheriff Graham from the first season of Once Upon A Time.
The tv series The Fall.
Some theaters showing this a "Wine & Movie" promotion where I guess concessions serves free (?) booze to 50 Shades patrons. Did your screening have anything like this?
I'm still waiting for Marlon Wayans to finish his spoof trilogy. Fifty Shade Blacker and Fifty Shades Freed (Like the Slaves, Yo).
Either Jack Hyde is a super hacker, or Christian Grey is a lazy rich guy and uses "password123" for all of his passwords.
I'd like to see the "I Feel Good" scene set to the original song. That would make it entertaining.
A movie like this would never appeal to someone like me, but if it followed the books more closely it could have been a lot better and more erotic to its fan base.
There are rumors of prequel(s) to this trilogy (possibly a tv series)
Never clicked something so fast
Mia' s actor said they may do a spin off with her character
The first film was watchable, much like a car wreck. It also made for some great TH-cam reviews, and fun Cinema Sins.
Fun Cinema Sins is an oxymoron.
Stoned Gremlin Productions .....wow.....you are not a fan? Not Lloyd approved?