Father Guido was introduced before SNL, on the Smothers Brothers show in the early 70s. He is one of the best and funniest clean comedians of all times.
Yeah 😂 I'm 63 and it seems like he's been around my whole life. Been laughing with him for years. A true Classic comedian.... Man miss the days of great funny men
My favorite story from him was when he said he had the bill from the last supper. It showed that there were 13 people. 12 had a meal and a drink. 1 just had a drink. But it shows how they divided it by 13 to see how much each owed, so that one guy that just had the drink got screwed.
12 orders of eggs Benedict, one poached egg. The bill was split 13 ways. The moral of the story is always order the most expensive item if the check is going to be split.
Yes! And, how to become a Saint with about 30 or 40 miracles. But, sister so and so did it with about a three a miracles and I heard a two of them was a card tricks 😄
Father Guido Sarducci is so funny. I would like to see him on SNL today, doing one of his hilarious skits, and wearing the same original costume he has on in this skit. He is one of my top five favorite comedians of all time. And yes, as someone said in these comments, he really is a comedy genius. Thank heaven, we get to enjoy him on TH-cam anytime we want. He brings us to joyous laughter during these difficult Pandemic times!!
can always weasel around these if you know what you're doing... has to be the most compresssed joke in all of history...its like 20 volumes of an encyclopedia compressed into one sentence.
Actually God handed Moses 15 Commandments in 3 tablets but Moses dropped one so we only have 10. No kidding, I saw it on History of the World Part 1 by Mel Brooks.
Years ago he flew to Roma in his priest costume, and the Italian Police were not happy when in Seminrhe tried to come into the Vatican. You know he should have been allowed to teach in seminary his show would have woken up the guys and realize you do not have to be boring in your homilies. Luved this guy
Think how popular church would become if we could listen to guy's like Guido Sarducci at the pulpit. When Fr. Guido visited Rome, the then Pope had him physically removed from the Vatican. Big mistake; he should have been hired as a consultant.
Moses recall of what were on those tablets after he had broken them, were slightly different from the original ones God gave him, but in the end they were close enough.
Yeah, I remember that on SNL. They started the show with that, then he'd pop up every few sketches to give clues. He'd point to a spot and say something like 'This is the sash of a certain pope from the 12th century who liked strudel'. The way he delivered it was funny, funny. funny!
So many people seem to think God is a stuffy old poop. But He created mirth and I'm confident He likes being the butt of a harmless joke. I sure do. So, am I better than God? I don't think so. 🌹
Nope there are more... More was ironically my aunts last husband she was byzantine so I believe Guido.. and the suggestions from the creator snk and magic of live stream gives a man a rod to 🐟.. and a fish is the sign of Jesus last I knew..
While I may be forced to endure an annoying commercial, with my handy 'Mute' button, I sure as hell don't have to listen to them! In over 80 years, I have never once bought a single item as the result of an bothersome commercial! .
And lest we forgot "find the Pope in the pizza" contest another good one from Padre Guido. Bless me father for I have grinned when he was on SNL. Another great like the Unknown Comic of Gong Show fame. Nothing vulgar just jokes but I love it, not that a bit of dirt in the jokes hurt my feelings either so wrecked him damn near killed him, from the Dirty Ernie collection of yesteryear. 😜😁
He did do a routine on Saturday Night Live I think it was, where he announced he was leaving the church to open his own church of which he was The Pope. He went on to say how great it was being The Pope because if anyone said he couldn't do something he'd say, "Hey, I'm-a Da Pope." That's stuck with me over the decades though I've never seen it again since.
The Catholic Church never was & never will be "hip." It has been counter-cultural from the time of the caesars and remains so today. Catholics have the funny idea that God is more important than the government. Bad bishops have the hip idea that their position is more important than God.
What a great character. Wish he had produced more material, but...gotta appreciate what there is. Such great fun/very innocent goofy humor/very much missed these days. (That girl in the audience at 1:31? She's cute and looks familiar. Is she someone "famous"?) Thanks for posting.
Just seeing his picture makes me smile. Those were the best years of SNL
When I was a Kid i actually thought He was a real Priest who just did comedy in His spare time.
Hilarious!
You mean he isn't? Wow! What a let down.
Are you certain he isn't??
He's not that really chaps my hide
My dad told me was. I didn’t realize he wasn’t until I read your comment. I’m 40 btw
I miss those days ...Loved him
Did you know he wrote a book with the byline Laszlo Toth
Father Guido Sarducci is my most precious religious advisor. Amen.
Me, too.
I remember my father used to get so excited when he came on SNL, I never understood more until I got older
Father Guido was introduced before SNL, on the Smothers Brothers show in the early 70s. He is one of the best and funniest clean comedians of all times.
Steve Martin was a writer for the Smother Brothers' show and for The Carol Burnett show.
Yeah 😂 I'm 63 and it seems like he's been around my whole life. Been laughing with him for years. A true Classic comedian.... Man miss the days of great funny men
I A FAN FOR ALL TIME....GREAT ROUTINE!!!
Funny funny dude. I always loved it when he was on SNL.
Oh, how I've missed Father Guido Sarducci!
My favorite story from him was when he said he had the bill from the last supper. It showed that there were 13 people. 12 had a meal and a drink. 1 just had a drink. But it shows how they divided it by 13 to see how much each owed, so that one guy that just had the drink got screwed.
Always the Way 😊
12 orders of eggs Benedict, one poached egg. The bill was split 13 ways. The moral of the story is always order the most expensive item if the check is going to be split.
Ha ha. 😅
Yes! And, how to become a Saint with about 30 or 40 miracles. But, sister so and so did it with about a three a miracles and I heard a two of them was a card tricks 😄
@@ldeledgar1763That was St. Patrick I think!
Thou shalt not drink orange juice after brushing thy teeth.
Find the Pope in the Pizza was hilarious!
what was better was when he was selling "Pope soap on a Rope"!
He was always so funny. Love his schtick.
i would go to church if this guy was the priest
😂this brings back memories! I used to laugh my ass of evert time I heard this guy back in the 80’s. Aww good times.
Father Guido Sarducci is so funny. I would like to see him on SNL today, doing one of his hilarious skits, and wearing the same original costume he has on in this skit. He is one of my top five favorite comedians of all time. And yes, as someone said in these comments, he really is a comedy genius. Thank heaven, we get to enjoy him on TH-cam anytime we want. He brings us to joyous laughter during these difficult Pandemic times!!
He's definitely my favorite ❤
Love the "priest."I think it's the 1st time I've seen him not smoking.😊
I never knew he did a whole stand up show as Father Guido. You have to be good to come up with that much material and keep the audience dialed in
No you have to be FATTHER GIUDDO SARDUCCI...........IT AINT FAKE HES REAL. ITS JUST FUNNY. THE DELIVERY.
Just gold in those early SNL years.
I remember when he added, "Don't run radials with bias ply tires"
And "Brush your teeth twice a day, and see your dentist twice a year"--
Which, y'know, when they didn't even have dentists back then...
🤣 One of my fave comedians! One of a kind!
If only the priests at my prison--sorry, Catholic--school in the 60s were as funny and kind as Father Guido...
can always weasel around these if you know what you're doing... has to be the most compresssed joke in all of history...its like 20 volumes of an encyclopedia compressed into one sentence.
My Mom used to watch SNL when i was a kid and i remember these skits 😁
His "Pope on a rope" soap joke on SNL still one of my favorites!
All the cast from SNL during that time was the best. It was always a treat when he was on, or when Al Franken was on
Actually God handed Moses 15 Commandments in 3 tablets but Moses dropped one so we only have 10. No kidding, I saw it on History of the World Part 1 by Mel Brooks.
I love that part.😹😹😹
If you don't believe it ask a Mormon
Mel ROCKS !!!
might as well have dropped the other 2, nobody follows them anyway
@@robertpsotka3525
Speak for yourself brother.
Years ago he flew to Roma in his priest costume, and the Italian Police were not happy when in Seminrhe tried to come into the Vatican.
You know he should have been allowed to teach in seminary his show would have woken up the guys and realize you do not have to be boring in your homilies.
Luved this guy
Think how popular church would become if we could listen to guy's like Guido Sarducci at the pulpit. When Fr. Guido visited Rome, the then Pope had him physically removed from the Vatican. Big mistake; he should have been hired as a consultant.
I always thought that the 11th commandment was "don't get caught" 😂
Father Guido was the best!
Better than Joel olstein or Tammy Fay Baker.
Love this guy.
Wonderful! A true comedy genius.
I always loved his idea for the "Shrine-a-mobile". And who can forget count the Jesus's in the pizza contest? (at least I think that's what it was.)
I was forced to sit out 30 minutes before I was allowed to swim.
I love you Father Qiudo Sarducci.
I'd go to church more often if Farther Guido was saying mass!!!!
Me thrice
Oh snapple dapple I just remembered doing this shizzzz.
Thou shalt not driveth in the left lane except to passeth.
Oh, man! I’d love to hear about Father Guido’s dream analysis!
The church DOES need to incorporate MORE laughter! Good idea! Tell Pope Francis! Hurry!!!
How shall I go about doing such
Father Guido Sarducci. Best priest of all time :)
most honest
and never tried to lure any altar boy into the sacristy.
Let's not forget Father Mulcayhe from MASH.Sorry about the spelling
Everyone knows that the eleventh commandment is “Don’t get caught.”
Miss Don Novello a lot
Old times , are great
All he could remember were the negative ones. 😄
Mocking the Italian English pronounciation.
OK, so he's got me on the Telescope, but nobody can prove it. I must include "Carlin's 11th Commandment"..."Thou Shalt Keep Thy Religion To Thyself".
He left out one of my favorite commandments: "It's OK to eat chicken with your fingers."
what? you mean there is another way to eat chicken?
paul k - You can slurp it through a straw. I saw a huge tiger slurp a chicken through a 5” opening in a fence once.
only if you really wash your hands well FIRST
I always thought that the fingers were supposed to be eaten separately.
@@georgesotiroff5080 Hi-Yo!!!!!!!!!
Wow -now I see where Gilda Radner got her Roseanne Rosannadanna”she said it was from a news reporter, but I clearly hear her in Fr.Guido
No, it was a take off on a real TV news reporter, Roseanne Scammerdella. She had bad hair, and a tendency to go off on tangents.
...Moses came down with 15 commandments on three tablets...he dropped one ...Oy!!! Ten Commandments...
Today we call them The Ten (Fifteen?) Suggestions".
Those were the days my friends!
We thought they’d never end.
Find the pope in the pizza conquest.
Piece of cake,
Piece of crumb cake
Ifkyk 😂
Sometimes I think I haved lived long enough.
Remember the "spot the pope on the pizza" contest??😁
From qtips to car keys to pinky finger to a pencil eraser.. do what you need to scratch the itch! 🙄
This guy gives me strong julian energy
God gave Moses the commandments again, but it’s funnier this way.
He forgot one, Don't Take The Last Nacho!
🐄💨...
🚬👓...
Or, "Don't double dip with the same chip."🤣
I fucking love this guy.
Moses recall of what were on those tablets after he had broken them, were slightly different from the original ones God gave him, but in the end they were close enough.
I still think Moses got a raw deal
@@jonessmithy3912 Yes he did.
"Popes in a Pizza"
My all time favorite! "Find The Pope In The Pizza" contest! LMAO
Yeah, I remember that on SNL. They started the show with that, then he'd pop up every few sketches to give clues. He'd point to a spot and say something like 'This is the sash of a certain pope from the 12th century who liked strudel'. The way he delivered it was funny, funny. funny!
So many people seem to think God is a stuffy old poop. But He created mirth and I'm confident He likes being the butt of a harmless joke. I sure do. So, am I better than God? I don't think so. 🌹
God definately understands humour or else he wouldn't of made my life such a joke
God gave us humor to get us through the bad times. It's the only reason I'm still here!
Thank you for posting.
Wasn’t he a priest on a episode of married with children?
Well, for most folks today, they are The Ten Suggestions.
You can adda few. Isa no problem.
its really only like 3. Carlin explains it better.
@@jv-lk7bc "Know Your Rights" by The Clash.
Anda one time he rana the finda the pope in the pizza contest! 😎😂😂
Bill Limpert I continually look for that skit, love it
Thou shall not put anchovies ona the pizza.
He left one out, don’t eat bat soup in Wuhan.
"Thou shalt not eat bat" is the 16th Commandment, updated for 2020.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Howa abouta don'ta believea ina adata asoupa abullashitta Allarighty Joey bagga no nuts
Ima stilla looky for finda da Pope ina da pizza. Itsa so funny.
He was truly hilarious!❤❤😎✌
Now we know!!!
No more excuses!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was great in Godfather 3
He was arrested at the Vatican for impersonating a priest.
I think he also forgot, "Making a bridge... it took what...10 seconds?"
Nope there are more...
More was ironically my aunts last husband she was byzantine so I believe Guido.. and the suggestions from the creator snk and magic of live stream gives a man a rod to 🐟.. and a fish is the sign of Jesus last I knew..
While I may be forced to endure an annoying commercial, with my handy 'Mute' button, I sure as hell don't have to listen to them! In over 80 years, I have never once bought a single item as the result of an bothersome commercial! .
Actually the 11th commandment is better than the previous 10.
And lest we forgot "find the Pope in the pizza" contest another good one from Padre Guido. Bless me father for I have grinned when he was on SNL. Another great like the Unknown Comic of Gong Show fame. Nothing vulgar just jokes but I love it, not that a bit of dirt in the jokes hurt my feelings either so wrecked him damn near killed him, from the Dirty Ernie collection of yesteryear. 😜😁
I remember him mow from Laugh in than SNL. He worked well with Goldie Hawn.
Uhhhhh.,, No
Chado did he mow with a push mower or a rider? Did Goldie do the weed sacking while he was mowing? I have so many questions lol
@@mattc4456 il always remember how Joanne Whorley and Artie Johnson trimmed the hedges while Lilly Tomlin and Ruth Buzzi pruned the rosebushes .
HAPPENED TO ME IN NAVY ENGINE ROOM YOU SHOULD SEEN THAT IRRATE COULD NOT BELIEVE ALL THAT TP IMN THE EAR NOUSY DOWN THERE STEAM AND HOT
Love him
I ALSO believe in seven of the 12 commandments...
Saint Sarducci
Where did this guy go? So funny
This is funny. Nowadaze, nothing on SNL is funny. To bill itself as a comedy is misrepresentation.
Look up Mr Robinson's neighborhood. Eddy Murphy
Is Father Guido played by Robin Williams?
No, he's Don Novello.
Perfect!
When SNL was still funny!
I ruptured both ear drums with q tips worse pain ever.
Where is Dream Anaysis?
I thought #11 was: Thou shalt not sheath thy rod in thy staff...
If only he were Pope Guido Sarducci - the Catholic Church might finally be 'hip'.
He did do a routine on Saturday Night Live I think it was, where he announced he was leaving the church to open his own church of which he was The Pope. He went on to say how great it was being The Pope because if anyone said he couldn't do something he'd say, "Hey, I'm-a Da Pope." That's stuck with me over the decades though I've never seen it again since.
Lo and behold, I just saw it on TH-cam listed in the videos after this one.
Weekend Update: Father Guido Sarducci - Saturday Night Live
The Catholic Church never was & never will be "hip." It has been counter-cultural from the time of the caesars and remains so today. Catholics have the funny idea that God is more important than the government. Bad bishops have the hip idea that their position is more important than God.
What a great character. Wish he had produced more material, but...gotta appreciate what there is. Such great fun/very innocent goofy humor/very much missed these days. (That girl in the audience at 1:31? She's cute and looks familiar. Is she someone "famous"?) Thanks for posting.
Less is more
Looks kinda like Mackenzie Phillips
Great memories
Yea definitely funny , but I think it's definitely a sin...........! Hahahahahaha
God will not be mocked.
disney stole it from gawd! lol
Use 2 use rock.
Oh my God!
16...don't break traction in a mustang leaving a car show