This is Dan's Masterchef audition. 'What are you cooking today, Dan?' 'I'm gonna make a lovely, luxurious lasagne, Greg!' *Ten minutes later* 'what happened to the lasagne, Dan?' 'Too hard, doing a stir fry!' *Ten minutes later* 'Dan, this doesn't look like a stir fry.' 'That's because it's a grilled cheese, Greg!'
That cooking school is surprising accurate to the training I received during my time in the military. No joke, I was in training for 20 days, only 5 days were any lessons taking place & 4 of those 5 they had me slicing bread & the last day I was slicing feta cheese. Then they told me to go back to my main camp to feed all the soldiers there.
@@esmeecampbell7396 generic/standard duties like barrack or front gate keeper & also cleaning. A lot of cleaning. In fact, I get the feeling that cleaning was the sole reason they wanted us there. If none of that, it's because I had a day off. P.S. Don't ever go on holiday to Sparta. It's a lacklustre metropolitan city where you can easily get lost.
its amazing to see how fast people grow up. it feels like it was yesterday our little man was failing miserably to heat a frozen pizza with Hannah Hart, and now he at least attempts to make lasagna. what a lad. Cant wait to see what becomes of him :)
This video creates a strange real world dilemma for myself...because any video with food tends to make me hungry, so I make food beforehand to eat during the video...but when it's a comedy video, especially by one of my favourite TH-camrs ever... sudden laughter can become a near deadly thing xD Excellent content as always though
Dan is pure chaos in this vid and I love it. Not even an edit needed for the timing between "that's not the worse thing that's happened to it" and *something worse happens to it*, and then of course leaving the hob on turn burn off the soup and the explosion that occured while Dan was on the other side of the wall x'D
I've literally never had anything explode in this game in the 6 hours I've played but Dan managed that to happen while cleaning in the other room. These are the Nerdcubed moments I come back for
Dan, i know you probably won't read this. But I'd just like to say thank you. Thank you so much for all the top tier content you give us. Ive been watching you since i was 7/8 years old, im now 15. Its been crazy to see how much your channel has evolved and changed. I still remember every father and son day, from lbp to that one ragdoll game. I honestly can't wait to see how far you have yet to grow. Thank you Dan -Procrastinator
As somebody who works in a kitchen I got irrationally angry that he was using the WRONG KNIFE FOR BREAD. Like, immersion broken, there's no way you could cut that bread without a circular saw.
Thank you for all the years of amazing content, Daniel. Even after this long you can still make me cry with laughter. Also, you really need to sharpen your knife.
I just want to say thanks for my childhood man, I watched very early days like 5 years ago and it’s been 2 years since I watched you last but the content is still amazing and keep making it.
I really like the way they're showing people to cook things in microwaves, and having them put those objects in the microwaves and metal trays. That's going to boost the industry a bit.
I was excited to see Dan show off some real cooking skills after plenty of episodes of Let's Game It Out destroying this game... Now I realize the game just isn't really built for that lol
The music in the background is the same royalty-free song dankpods plays to test headphones; I wonder how many other times I've heard it before now and didn't realize
THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD WISHES THEME!!! I found out about chef John's videos from Dan's million subscriber video years ago. Such a good background track
This is Dan's Masterchef audition. 'What are you cooking today, Dan?' 'I'm gonna make a lovely, luxurious lasagne, Greg!' *Ten minutes later* 'what happened to the lasagne, Dan?' 'Too hard, doing a stir fry!' *Ten minutes later* 'Dan, this doesn't look like a stir fry.' 'That's because it's a grilled cheese, Greg!'
no abortion rant Dan
❤😅😮🎉😂❤🎉❤😮😂😅😊😊😮😢😊😢🎉❤🎉😊😢🎉😅😢🎉🎉😮😂😂❤
The random explosion while hes casually cleaning in the other room absolutely killed me
"I didn't shake the ketchup, I've got the precum ketchup at the top".
I love you Dan
That cooking school is surprising accurate to the training I received during my time in the military.
No joke, I was in training for 20 days, only 5 days were any lessons taking place & 4 of those 5 they had me slicing bread & the last day I was slicing feta cheese. Then they told me to go back to my main camp to feed all the soldiers there.
And how many team kills did you get?
@@preciousinfinity enough to for the 25 kill tactical nuke
@@esmeecampbell7396 generic/standard duties like barrack or front gate keeper & also cleaning. A lot of cleaning. In fact, I get the feeling that cleaning was the sole reason they wanted us there. If none of that, it's because I had a day off.
P.S. Don't ever go on holiday to Sparta. It's a lacklustre metropolitan city where you can easily get lost.
Thank you for your service.
its amazing to see how fast people grow up. it feels like it was yesterday our little man was failing miserably to heat a frozen pizza with Hannah Hart, and now he at least attempts to make lasagna.
what a lad. Cant wait to see what becomes of him :)
15:37 dan will never fail to leave me cry-laughing at least once in every video of his
keep up the great work, man
The random explosion finished me off 😂
Matt I just want to say, thank you for putting the same song in the background as the Hanna Hart cooking video...
What a throwback video of this channel
That was so long ago and yet I feel like it was only a year ago
I knew it sounded familiar!
“What’s with people coming over and ruining my floor?”
throwbackkkk
Something I genuinely like about Simulator games that take themselves even remotely serious is the funky generic music it has, like for euro truck too
the music in the background didn't sync with dan's jumpcuts
This video creates a strange real world dilemma for myself...because any video with food tends to make me hungry, so I make food beforehand to eat during the video...but when it's a comedy video, especially by one of my favourite TH-camrs ever... sudden laughter can become a near deadly thing xD Excellent content as always though
did you died?
@14:13 "and a green piece of toast... That was butter not toast."
That was cheese Dan
15:46 You can hear the real pain in his voice when the slice makes it escape from the plate
Dan is pure chaos in this vid and I love it. Not even an edit needed for the timing between "that's not the worse thing that's happened to it" and *something worse happens to it*, and then of course leaving the hob on turn burn off the soup and the explosion that occured while Dan was on the other side of the wall x'D
16:20 I enjoy that he still can have an existential crisis even after his 22 other ones.
I've literally never had anything explode in this game in the 6 hours I've played but Dan managed that to happen while cleaning in the other room. These are the Nerdcubed moments I come back for
Dan please never delete ur Chanel it’s holds all my childhood memories
The streams of this from a couple of years back are my favourite he's done, they were so delightfully chaotic
My nerd kitchen may have left us for some years, but it never left our hearts. Welcome back, my nerd kitchen, welcome back. We've missed you.
Dan, i know you probably won't read this.
But I'd just like to say thank you.
Thank you so much for all the top tier content you give us.
Ive been watching you since i was 7/8 years old, im now 15.
Its been crazy to see how much your channel has evolved and changed.
I still remember every father and son day, from lbp to that one ragdoll game.
I honestly can't wait to see how far you have yet to grow.
Thank you Dan
-Procrastinator
i'm also 15 and have been watching since i was like five and i can agree that every single upload that i've seen is top teir
Dan’s VR videos are always so joyful. Which makes sense, since VR is dope
As somebody who works in a kitchen I got irrationally angry that he was using the WRONG KNIFE FOR BREAD.
Like, immersion broken, there's no way you could cut that bread without a circular saw.
And the line "Everyone re assembles at the end." Like yaaa, we do.
I personally prefer the miter saw for the bread for increased precision
I’m laughing uncontrollably. This is one of their funniest videos ever. The editing is perfect
Thank you Dan for posting still. Been watching you since 2012 and still continue watching you til this day. Keep at it son 👍🏿
My favourite part is the mouse cursor bending time and space to hide from us.
Thank you for all the years of amazing content, Daniel. Even after this long you can still make me cry with laughter.
Also, you really need to sharpen your knife.
Hold the fuck up
“Precum ketchup”?!
whoever was cutting that onion in the b-roll at the end really needs to sharpen their knife
this video is making me miss when you would regularly upload, it's hysterical
15:48 refer to FS Aeroflight glider
So psyched to see a new vid, you’re by FAR my favorite TH-camr as of about 7 years ago, keep it up Danny boy give me that serotonin
I just want to say thanks for my childhood man, I watched very early days like 5 years ago and it’s been 2 years since I watched you last but the content is still amazing and keep making it.
5 years ago wasnt early days, this channel's been going consistently for nearly 12 years now its mental
@@kalamaike i watched the old ones just started watching then, I was like 8 or 9 now im 15 so as early as i could tbh
Dan playing simulators makes me obscenely happy
I can never understand how this game is so popular when it fights you every time you do anything
It feels like you're revisiting this every couple years. Love the background wheeze.
I really like the way they're showing people to cook things in microwaves, and having them put those objects in the microwaves and metal trays. That's going to boost the industry a bit.
I just love the many, many ways how you can **not** horribly injure and maim yourself in this game.
11:15
"clarified butter"
Because they realised no one would think it was butter unless they clarified.
As a man who has worked in a kitchen like that I can tell you Dan did it better then most staff u see Gordon would be proud
6:00 A tortilla lasagne?
Man, I miss the old Nerd³ stuff, like Hot Dogs, Horseshoes, and Hand grenades, Planet Coaster, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Pain, the old days
Oooo a recipe book! Its stuck together
WHOS BEEN WANKING INTO MY RECIPE BOOK!!!!
Dan never change
I was excited to see Dan show off some real cooking skills after plenty of episodes of Let's Game It Out destroying this game... Now I realize the game just isn't really built for that lol
Watched this going to bed. Bad idea. 6 minutes in and Dan going goblin mode just broke me.
When VR makes you feel pain 13:36 , you know we are in the future.
The music in the background is the same royalty-free song dankpods plays to test headphones; I wonder how many other times I've heard it before now and didn't realize
3:51 was that an ASDF reference?!
Was just rewatching the Bully complete, and then a new video, fun.
love the way the VR hand doesn't even hold the knife correctly.
I’ll never understand why this game is made so imprecise and finicky
Dan, i've been watching your channel for 10 years. thanks for everything. And yes, i am indeed going slightly mad
No TH-camr has ever made me laugh as much as Dan does!
If you smellll-(tongue flick)-llll what The DAN is cooking
Fish in the microwave? I know exactly what that room smells like now....
watching this makes me want to see how Dan would do in growing actual chickens
You nearly got to the end of the video without an explosion... nearly 😂
I hope you've got a license for that knife, Dan
Here I was thinking we'd finally learn how to make Dan's Tortilla Lasagna
So this is what inspired your child to become a chef in our simulated future.
A Tortilla Lasagne? in my nerd kitchen?
Was not expecting an explosion in a cooking simulator.
*pours blended steak all over face
Hmm.... Bit salty.
Lmao
I’ve been WAITING for this to come out
Please do a irl cooking series XD
5:00 The DougDoug diet
Aaaah so many years have past since the Og sunami gta 4 vids
2:50 I’ve done that in real life it was horrific messy I still have scars on my tongue
The background music is so nostalgic for dema QNA
Omg this reminds me of his impression of Gordon Ramsay on Job Simulator 🤣
I too make my grilled cheese with 500ml of clarified butter
was not ready for the asdf movie reference
Job sim finally payed off for him
Is there a urination button? Cuz I mean think of the people you're cooking for. The food probably needs pissed in anyway. Christine for president!
Matt ends this video the same way he ends his streams. Or at least with the same music, lol.
Anybody know if he'll ever do another nerdcubed completes series?
Wait no this isn't Carl's Jr. Only piss in the food if you really know they need to be pissed on. It's a piss piss world: (
good to know dan can in fact, make a damn fine looking sandwich.
Loved the video! Laughed a lot! Keep up the great work:)
Halfway through this it felt like a Dankpods video...
@@Mattophobia Exactly!
this is airport simulator tier :)
I can never not watch Dan cook in games. It’s hilarious
Of course Dan would blow up his fucking oven lmao
3.00 is a scene from Taxi Driver...
I have never seen a video game that was harder to control...
2:00 my bad
That is the dullest knife I've ever seen cutting red onions.
Dan you are the best and og TH-camr and I love you
this reminds me of job simulator in like 2016
THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD WISHES THEME!!! I found out about chef John's videos from Dan's million subscriber video years ago. Such a good background track
Just a few hiccups but overall solid day indeed Dan!
Dan when are you going to do The Ship community server game? It’s been eight years
This video gives me Déjà vu. I am certain this video came out 6 years ago.
Zoomzoom0 is my hero.
Hey Matt....I can see the ghost
Cooking with Google we'll ruin everything you love. Sponsored by the USA. Cuz that's what bad things happen
surely if you wanted a grilled cheese you should have, you know, used the grill.
The knife cutting the onion at the end looks like its pretty dull
Make a death burger with cheese!
Hellooo proCRASTinators and Wwelcome… to Nerd Cuuubes Hell….’s kitchen.
Didn’t Dan stream this years ago?
why is the raw meat on the top shelf???
I have to specifically look for your videos cause TH-cam can't be asked to send them to me in my subscriptions anymore..