It's Groundhog Day in Police Simulator: Patrol Officers | Nerd³ Plays
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2024
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7:05 The most accurate thing about this video is a police officer literally waiting a few hours by a parked vehicle to ticket it for illegal parking the second it hits noon. Great video.
Has this happened IRL?
@@josephhelgersonjoseph6115 It happens quite a lot actually, you'd be surprised.
Literally waiting? He or she or they didn't have a traffic crash or a domestic violence call or something to respond to in that amount of time?
@@Foxfire_forty-nine if youre on a foot patrol for traffic and littering then no. This is pretty much the only thing you have to do and because there's way too many police relative to what theyre supposed to be doing, a lot of officers literally are just waiting around until something happens that they can technically get away with calling an infraction.
@@josephhelgersonjoseph6115 a lot of jurisdictions have separated parking enforcement from policing, so yeah, you do see parking enforcement folks just waiting around occasionally on specific streets or areas that have peculiar parking rules in order to issue a lot of tickets once the time changes.
Hmmm gravy
Yvarg Mmmh
I was gonna say that. Totally not gravy
What kind of gravy we talking?
@@orana03 the good kind
@@orana03 pink gravy Kreygasm
8:33 Dan spent the whole day as a police officer dishing out parking tickets only to miss a car accident happen right in front of him.
Priorities
When he got hit by the car and pinged off into space, I swallowed my snack wrong.
I can't decide if you're referring to 9:39 or 15:15...
Which way did you swallow it..? Snacks don't go in those other holes, you know
Was it hot?
Did you swallow a swimming pools worth of air in a fraction of a second?
3 US flags in a room the size of a broom closet.
Yeah, that seems about right for us...
Not even 3 minutes in and he's already harassing a random black person by asking them for ID without cause, truly getting into the mind of a police officer, Dan. Amazing roleplay.
I hope thats sarcasm. Hard to tell nowadays sadly.
@@plaguedoctor4411 i mean they’re not wrong, it is very accurate roleplay
On top of that he arrested the women on false charges, when she told him about her Lawyer. Knowing a lot of stories about the police. Thats one way to get the Department Sued and the Cop Fired.
The inner thoughts of Frank Miller:
“Why has everything gone black and white?”
“Why do Americans call them chips when they’re quite clearly crisps?”
Germans call them Chips too btw.
Crisps seems correct, they are crispy. But then, fries are fried too. What is a chip, then?
@@Xatzimi Well going by chocolate chips, clearly chips should only refer to small, chipped bits of something whole.
@@WelcomeBub Well... poker chips
@@AgentTasmania "The lawless land"
I can't believe Dan got sponsored by gravy, what a damn sellout
ikr, what's next, infinite rice pudding?
@@MuffinTM hmmm rice pudding
As long as he isn't riding the gravy train........
@@MuffinTM I think patreon is next
This reminds me of Dans' old videos. I LOVE IT.
Yeah back in 2013, that was only...
8 YEARS AGO?!
@@metetural9140 I feel old now
@@callummclachlan4771 i know
real fans remember the GTA IV "be the police" video from 8 years ago
Or the slightly newer Autobahn Motorway police simulator!
Oh god. 8 years. I remember that video coming out.
That bit where he called like a hundred cop cars to arrest the one guy who had a hammer, and he drove away, revealing how many he called, that bit had me laughing for like 5 minutes.
I didn't, but now that you mention it... EIGHT YEARS?!
"My career is basically over" - Dan, just say you feared for your life and you'll have no consequences whatsoever.
“Something something power something sb...omething responsibility...ugh” is an accurate summary of American police attitude I feel
2:20 it’s nice to see that after all these years, Dan’s tense music hasn’t changed one bit.
Funnily, losing points that have no bearing on the real world is probably what actual American police get for abusing pedestrians
This is the classic nerd cubed we like to see. Hilarious
The arrested for robbery bit and the "What?!" was the hardest I have laughed in a while. Oh my god
8:32 a casual car crash skillfully avoided by the use of reality altering powers
This could easily be 2 hours longer and I’d watch all of it
Civilian: "IT'S SO MUCH MONEY!"
$25 is a pretty cheap ticket for most anything.
Poverty though?
Jaywalking and getting caught: $25
Jaywalking and getting hit: Hospital and/or funeral expenses
Take your pick.
maybe there was a recession
the graphics of this game are weirdly reminiscent of GTA.
maybe this is what GTA VI should be; finally, we see the city from the perspective of the police who work in the midst of extreme crime that is limited to just the city they work in
Would make more sense if it was focused on police corruption and injustice and other unlawful activities by police like in training day
@@kballs94 what does that have to do with gta
@@kballs94 yeah I dont know man sounds like you just want rockstar to be topical just for the sake of being topical.
police brutality sim
@@jimmyhopkins1 haha rockstar satrizing politics and real world events in their games. Yeah right, as if they would ever do that.
"No parking... on a Wednesday..."
No more conduct points... for Daniel...
Not sure why that is, incidentally. It was Wednesday, and it was noon, so...
It is Wednesday my dudes.
@@MelficeSilesius He gave the wrong citation.
@@midori8550 It looks like there was actually a specific violation for stopping at a street sweeping spot.
"The police can be policed?" I mean IA exists but most of the time the worst outcome is paid vacation
And the police union goes all mobster on the city government.
This is essentially 3D Beat Cop but without an interesting story.
Its lspdfr but shit
This felt like vintage Nerd3 I loved it
Nice pfp
@@joakimberg7897 By Lone digger from Caravan palace
@@JayC-xv9lh ty, but I know that already, hence the compliment :)
@@joakimberg7897 ayee thanks (:
Feels like it's been eons since Dan did a simulator video.
At four minutes and thirty-eight seconds, Dan learns the attitude of American police. And all it took was being able to issue a parking ticket... The world may not be ready.
Haha when dan said "todays sponsor, gravy" I said mmmmm at the same time as him. Good to know out minds are in the same place
> Walk through futuristic jurisdiction field
> Get fired
> Get instantly re-hired by department on other side of jurisdiction field because that's how the US police system works
9:39 you must have given him a ticket the previous day!
I love how giving someone duplicate tickets reduces your conduct points by 15 but literally tasing a pedestrian with no warning only reduces it by 5...This game is WAY too real for me
It reduces it by 20
he's the best police officer i've seen in my life.
Those Patreon folks are getting a rare treat with a video once every 2 months lately. When it rains, it pours...so special after a drought.
"How do I walk? I feel like walking is importan- There's a Jumper, Quick, Run!"
Never change ADHD Dan.
Gravy was a good sponsor I feel. It goes well with pork.
mmmmm
One of the main reasons why nerdcubed is so amazing other than the fact that he's hilarious is the fact that he doesn't care that he isn't getting hundreds of thousands of views anymore
Of all the channels I have subscribed, no one made me laugh and had a good time watching police simulator, all were serious and doing the thing. Dan as always does things differently.
From what I hear, you have to play about 3 hours of foot policing before you even get a call.
Damn it. I thought I'd be cool and get a simulator you don't have, then you got it
I wanna see Dan advance far enough to drive a car
maybe, just maybe, police have too much power if all of this comes under their responsibility
Who exactly is supposed to enforce these laws if not the police
what a stupid thing to say
I didn't know they made a Judy Hopps simulator.
Wow a nerd cubed video where he plays a random game?!? What is this its almost like he's a youtuber again
0/10 Realism, you got punished for abusing your power and didn’t shoot any unarmed civilians.
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 lmaooo I don’t know what it’s like in NorCal, but I’ve seen cops get away with a whole lot of shit without punishment. Cops killing anyone unarmed is a fundamental failure. The job of the police is to detain, not execute, if the officer couldn’t fulfill his job description even with all the tools at his disposal that’s nobody’s fault but his own.
@@Darklazer230 you should get off twitter for a while. And making look more into cases then just what the retards on socialmedia spout.
@@plaguedoctor4411 I see it with my own eyes and ears. A friend of mine was detained for “fitting the description” the shooter was a 6’0 white male, he’s like 5’6 and dark skin. Cop never got punished
@@Darklazer230 and we have a winner for the most obvious bullshit story!
I love how Can gets pinged multiples times about losing conduct points because he's giving tickets for the wrong reason, but continues to give tickets for the wrong reason anyway. It's like watching gray still plays but with slightly less focus on just wanting weapons to kill people from the start.
If only one of his lines were "Now this looks like a job for me"
I like how those are Massachusetts license plates based on the color scheme and slogan, while it's in a place that I'm pretty sure is modeled after Broghton MA. I find that funny because I'm from mass lol
Love it when TH-cam doesn't bother to notify you of a new Dan upload
I’m glad Dan chose to be a TH-camr cause he would be a absolute menace to society
I'm glad that even though it's been over 2 years since I've watched a video, everything's still the same: "How do I KILL someone?!"
7:24 He's the Bosh King
Dan hopped on that gravy train and is now owned by Big Gravy
took five minutes to go from issuing parking tickets to tazing eldritch horrors. just another day at the precinct
"Im giving you a ticket for littering"
'My Lawer will take care of it'
...
"I'm placing you under arrest for armed robbery"
>two black men talking
"I'm gonna issue a violation for that"
I don't watch Nerd3 that much but when I do he's voice make it so nostalgic like I'm watching an older video in the past.
This is the nicest American Police officer I’ve ever seen
5:25 Dan clearly doesn't watch Vsauce, because "police police police police police police police police"
Tickets man for jaywalking, then proceeds to jaywalk back to the other side of the street... lmao
“I’m gonna ask for your ID. Do you belong in this universe?” 😂
Officer Frank Miller? There's a fairly good chance you could end up as a Robocop.
Ahhhhhh nerd cubed is at his best playing simulators (or just cause of course)
I knew you’d like Farming Sim!
Police Simulator? more like Meter Maid Simulator
Is that DC Douglas? Are you playing as Wesker, the patrol cop?
It definitely sounds like him but I don't think this would have that kind of budget?
Chief: "Officer! you are fired from standing slightly outside of your assigned jurisdiction, I do hope you will be an upstanding citizen without that badge" **wink**
Former Officer: "Don't you worry Sir! I will seek the error of my ways and clean up my act" **double wink**
Detains someone for Jaywalking, proceeds to Jaywalk
Groundpig Policemen sounds like a Nightmare
I expected the hit and run at 8:32 to actually do something but neither driver seemed to give a shit
Yes an old school style video !
As a UK resident; trying not to jaywalk when visiting the states is oddly, quite difficult to do
My my my, a rare NerdCubed video. I miss his videos. I don't have time to watch the streams, even in vod form
Here we go nerd at his best. I don't mind live but with your vids miss so much. ❤
>Nerd³ video hasn't come up for me in years
>Says "Hello procrastinators"
> (:
8:30 Cop ignores car crash, alright
*All the NPC's complaining about $25 being so much for Jaywalking*
*My State where Jaywalking is between 65 and 250 dollars*
@@doorknobhandlebar
But not across the road without a crossing.
dammit. just took a sip of coffee as he was walking out on the second wednesday
Hey Dan I just thought I'd let you know that for some reason I haven't gotten ANY notifications or recommendations for your videos for literally a year. To the point that I thought you stopped uploading even with notifications on. Idk if you'll see this but I thought I'd chance it to let you know
Quote of the day, “Really, that’s so much money.”
Dan giving people tickets for illegal parking and ignoring his conduct points going down.
Ok yeah so I'll definitely need more of this thanks.
I didn't even know the cars could hit you. I watched someone else play and they just phased through all the cars.
we could use more of these shenanigans
This should be the next completes series
Why does this feel like a much older Nerdcubed video from pre 2015?
ahhhh the Happy Families joke :ooooo
Can you issue citations for violations to the laws of physics?
Yes but Newton presides as judge at the court of physics law
@@Xatzimi the system is very backed up. There hasn’t been a hearing in a few hundred years.
I mean both Frank Miller and cops are fashy so name your cop Frank Miller just makes sense 😂
Yay more simulators! Please please please dan keep uploading simulations 😁
Is this a Matt Lowne reference?
Officer Slim Shady.
1:20 some dev loves Fallout 3....
Thumbs up for Gravy!
If Mr. Nimbus controls the police, what does that mean about Dan?
Dan, have you played this is the police on the switch?
Woe to the drivers who dared to park on a Wednesday.
Enter the domain of the NerdCubed! Videos dropping from above like bird poo
You did also have a gun the whole time 😂
9:39
This reminds me of the older days so I’ll assume this is still normal
14:40 no thats 2 weeks paid leave