I love how 10% more paranoid for Kars and Pucci are just being slightly more cautious, while DIO getting that 10% additional paranoia boosted him all the way to complete schizophrenia.
When you think about it, if DIO can find a Road Roller in 7 seconds, I'm sure he can find some weapons or shards in like 3 seconds (they're in a city, there are glass everywhere) to be thrown at Jotaro. Or just you know, *an oil tanker for you*
Joseph: "Where did you get the old tommy gun trick from?!" DIO: "I read it in a certain biographical book written by a mayor of Georgia and called _How an immature Englishman, a German cyborg and three ultra-muscular Aztec vampires motivated me to be better in life_ Joseph: "SH*T!"
how does that tommy gun still working even if time stopped? the mechanism should stop as the time stop and the gun powder ignited and bullet should stop too, does any object defies time if its on his hand like the throwing knives?
Joseph: "Why doesn't this goddamn plane work?! Didn't you say, Stroheim, that German technology was the best in the world?!" Stroheim: "That plane was actually made in Italy" Joseph: "Oh, God..."
Pucci: "Jolyne, I'm not a manga villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
How about "I will not tell the sons of DIO, whose loyalty isn't 100% certain, about my plans, just in case one of them decides to tell it to someone else."
Jotaro: "Forgive me, mom. In the end...I couldn't save you" *Dies* DIO: "Finally, the Joestar lineage is gone, and I, DIO, will be the ruler of THE WO..." *Gets hit by an ambulance* *Meanwhile* Polnareff: "Man, that bastard of DIO really destroyed me. Hope that ambulance I called will come soon"
Jokes aside, this brings me back really sad memories of Joseph, Jotaro and Jolyne dying in "Eyes of Heaven" during combat. The heartbreaking screams of pure disbelief that the characters in parts 2,3,4 and 6 let out while watching them die break your soul. 😢
Pucci: I'll send you to a place where no gravity is actually detrimental! Also no oxygen, but you get the point Kars: I'm the Ultimate Lifeform, but that doesn't I'll take things slow. DIO: *PANICKED WRYYYYY*
Don't worry guys, Joseph will do something so outrageous that he will not only get out of the ocean free, but he will cause Kars to go into hibernation. This chain of events will be so outlandish that Kars will stop thinking due to the amount of luck that was required to allow Joseph to escape unharmed.
Dio lost because he was paranoid. He saw Jotaro move his fingers and rather than continue he thought Jotaro had some crazy ability and stopped to investigate. Plus everything else he did in the fight was because he was paranoid, like keeping range throwing knifes, getting a police to shot him or deciding to cut Jotaro's head. It wasn't until he got Joseph's blood that he decided to just beat Jotaro by punching him hard.
1. Dio cuts Jonathan and company in half with his eyes the moment he sees them. 2. Kars didn't need to chase after Joseph. The plane would have crashed anyway. 3. DIO kills the Crusaders by spamming time-stop. 4. Kira keeps touching everything around using Killer Queen and keeps clicking until everyone dies. 5. Diavolo ignores Trish. If he has to kill her, only kills her after Bucciarati left. 6. Pucci steamrolls everyone by using Made in Heaven. If Emporio survives, he simply asks a gun to a guard and then shoots him from afar.
Alternatively Diavolo can start by killing Bucciarati and then Trish Remember he wanted Trish dead because Trish was a lead to his existence. That’s a no-no
@@lazarusesaimbot1468 Fully agree. It pisses me off that Pucci went out like that. He cut Jotaro in half, but then suddenly he can't even kill a kid? Come on, Pucci. All he had to do was grab a gun from one of the guards and shoot Emporio. I would like to see "following the path of justice is fate" protecting Emporio from that.
@@lisboahI know right. It is very difficult to believe that Pucci wouldn't see an 11 year old child as a serious threat to his plan. I mean it's not like Pucci knew exactly where Emporio was going to go. On top of that how could Pucci not be absolutely terrified at the prospect of facing Emporio's ability to go into ghost rooms.
@@nottheavatar He does. He can't fire it in timestop however and instead has to hit the bullet on the primer during TS before putting it back into the chamber and aiming.
@@Known_as_The_Ghost Now that I think about it, it's just a really good and consistent way of using Star Platinum's stengths and yet we still somehow got more use out of god damn STAR FINGAAAA that came out of nowhere instead of ball bearing trick
@Anonymous-hx3pu until he sucked josephs blood he was pretty paranoid. When he thought jotaro could move in stopped time he was very cautious, and when he thought jotaro was dead, he 1: had a cop shoot him 2: checked for his heartbeat from far away 3: decided to chop the head off of the corpse just in case Jotaro still got his ass, but thats pretty paranoid imo
@@leaffinite2001 That's just being thorough. Literally the whole reason he lost is because of his arrogance. Being paranoid would mean trapping and killing the Stardust Crusaders one by one. Picking them all off while not allowing them any time to breath.
Diavolo: the newbie's stand looks really powerful now he has gotten the arrow, attacking him directly doesn't sound like a good idea... Wait, if Silver Chariot Requiem had a weak point i bet this one will also have another. (Diavolo runs away and eventually finds GER's weakness, defeating Giorno).
@@dominocut2963 not really, he’s not gonna summon his stand unless he absolutely has to, which means if diavolo kills him first, the rest of them are just dead
Kira : I wont use this severed hand on public....I will destroy it to ashes using Killer Queen when I leave home or I could just leave it at home to play with it later Diavolo : so what if they found about my daughter they cant do anything about it to me lol
Speaking of Stroheim, I REALLY hope that, once David Productions adapts part 7, they will use the epic "Propaganda" ost once again for the brief encounter between the German general and the two protagonists. If they don't, the SBR anime will be truly the biggest disappointment in JoJos history
@@NihilisticSnakeThe track might still be referenced. Part 3 DIO's themes use a motif from Part 1 Dio's theme, which was also made by a different composer
I mean if they had the brains (espeacially pucci) if they just took a second to actually use them it would have turned out differently though in pucci's case it would probably be 10% less paranoid since he didin't want to be out in the open
Let's be honest - it doesn't matter how paranoid Kars is, Joseph will Looney-Toons himself a win condition, then boast about how that was his plan the whole time.
Kira: (to Hayato) why do I have to tell you my name… SON!? Diavolo: *puts all the members of Passione on the fence gate like Narancia with each time erasure* I WIN! Funny Valentine: *has dead clones of Gyro and Johnny ready in an alt dimension* you’ve already lose the moment I saw you as a threat…
Funny Valentine: I'm also going to kill your horses just incase you can use them somehow to create infinite energy that can break Love train. Wonder of U: I'll make my rock insects kill Mamezuku before he can help you evolve your stand or something. Acca Howler: To ensure no one else get's any pieces of the lava rock, I'll have guards near the volcano area 24/7
@@icewallowcome3444 You mean 3 km. The thing is, the cause of Jolyne's death in this scenario would actually be by freezing as she reaches higher altitudes, way before she reaches the Death Zone, the point at 8 km above sea level where there is not enough oxygen to sustain human life (obviously way before Jolyne reaches space). This strategy is risky however, as Pucci would also be exposed to the cold. He would have to maintain as much distance as possible within his Stand's range of influence and hopefully have Jolyne die of hypothermia before he does, then gtfo as quickly as possible. Clothing is the main factor here. Jolyne seems to have much less clothing than Pucci, increasing the chances that Pucci would still be alive by the time Jolyne dies of freezing.
Kira always forgets his goal Pucci never see any kind of potential Diavolo loves to brag and forget to hide Kars never shut up DIO never stop being Dio so he got beaten
i like how Dio went all "NOPE" when he saw Jotaro moving his hand in time stop and then barraging him, then throwing like a quintillion knives and he even pulled out a tommy gun out of thin air, while for Kars and Pucci they were just a little bit more cautious
Dio if he was slightly more serious, for real, you can stop time and you find someone that wants you dead moving a finger in stopped time, that guy gotta go immediatly.
If Diavolo was just a little more paranoid he would've just killed Trish AND Bucciarati in the elevator, blamed his squad for their incompetence said that Bruno was "punished" and Giorno was responsible because of the phone and ladybug Bruno was carrying despite his orders, and give the squad a chance to "redeem" themselves by killing Giorno who just so happened to join Passione through Polpo's test JUST BEFORE he died. This would've been suspicious as Polpo was going to be in charge of escorting Trish, a very important mission, and was one of his most loyal Capos.
If SBR villains were 0,5% more paranoid: Johnny affected by Cream Starter: "Look, Hot Pants! My nails leave a completely different mark than the bullet that killed your cow! We're innocent!!!" Hot Pants: "Do you think I'm going to fall for such a low trick?! Now you'll learn not to mess with a lady!" Johnny: "Wait, you're a wo...?" *Dies asphyxiated by meat*
in jojo, it's easy to outsmart the villain for some reason. They are forever careful their whole lifes, but they got dumbed down for the important fights and moments. Who would have thought.
To be fair they are villainous because of their narcissistic and emotional traits being off the charts. A lot of their actions push the unreasonable to begin with. Dealing with a final step is extremely stressful and this makes them very likely to do something idiotic. P6 is a different beast because Jojos were the ones doing stupid stuff. They in fact "helped" him find out about MiH, so killing Jolyne early would be negative there. Jotaro "saved" Jolyne instead of finishing him off; and this got them all dead. I liked Pucchi because he was always goal oriented and not emotional but that was also his undoing in P6; he wanted to show both himself and Emporio that fate was on his side by allowing Emporio to run the gauntlet which let him get the tools he needed to end it.
Kira just never takes his “girlfriends” out in public, Shigechi never steals the bag, part 4’s main plot never happens. Alternatively instead of loudly monologuing out of the ten times he does so and does the most when using his power he just mildly walks past the main characters, bumps shoulders with them, completely disappears from view and then they just explode without warning or fanfare Diavolo waits until Bruno is completely gone and then kills Trish because yeah sure his stand is unbeatable but what if some unforeseen twist of fate leads the gang to turn on him for his actions and how he treats his subordinates and all that villain crap Either that or he becomes SO paranoid that he can’t bring himself to leave his hotel room to do any of that
*The menace twitches whilst time is stopped* *_NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-_*
I love how 10% more paranoid for Kars and Pucci are just being slightly more cautious, while DIO getting that 10% additional paranoia boosted him all the way to complete schizophrenia.
10%*100years=1000% more cautious ig
@@ultrio32510% of 100 is 10
@@koeir Yeah, and 1000%=10
@@ultrio325Bro's doing meth not math. 💀
@@eeberee Jojo basically
No way! Dio pulled the Joseph
i mean dio has joseph blood
British to American transformation💀
@@ItzRokkiYTbruh😂😂😂
Woah @@ItzRokkiYT
And that why dio use a lot of knife
I like how they didnt show kira or diavolo because they already were paranoid in their fight
Kira: Never get detected or goes into fight. So no one really have an idea who he is. Is very careful and leave no evidence.
If Diavolo was even the *slightest* bit more paranoid he would’ve pulled out 17 years before the events of golden wind.
@@TheLegendaryMemeKing You win 🥇
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907or he could have, you know, LEAVE THE TOWN? He's such a dumbass
New video: "If these JoJo villains were 10% less paranoid"
When you think about it, if DIO can find a Road Roller in 7 seconds, I'm sure he can find some weapons or shards in like 3 seconds (they're in a city, there are glass everywhere) to be thrown at Jotaro. Or just you know, *an oil tanker for you*
Are we going to question the fact that Dio found a road roller in 7 seconds
In fact, I didn’t even question that until now
@@foulestsauce2404maybe nearby construction?
OVA one at the bold section?
@@EliKirbyTH-camthe bridge itself ? How about if it was passing by
Joseph: "Where did you get the old tommy gun trick from?!"
DIO: "I read it in a certain biographical book written by a mayor of Georgia and called _How an immature Englishman, a German cyborg and three ultra-muscular Aztec vampires motivated me to be better in life_
Joseph: "SH*T!"
More like: HORRYY SHEEET
@@M-Filip SANAVA BEEECH
how does that tommy gun still working even if time stopped? the mechanism should stop as the time stop and the gun powder ignited and bullet should stop too, does any object defies time if its on his hand like the throwing knives?
Dio did the Emporio.
@@Caduceus26something happens except for when I doesn't
Joseph: "Why doesn't this goddamn plane work?! Didn't you say, Stroheim, that German technology was the best in the world?!"
Stroheim: "That plane was actually made in Italy"
Joseph: "Oh, God..."
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFT
joseph should say " OH NOOO.... " or
" HOLLY SHIIT "
Or maybe "oh MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Pucci: "Jolyne, I'm not a manga villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
Is this a reference to that watchmen movie?
@@Sky_dartswhich is originally a comicbook but yeah
How about "I will not tell the sons of DIO, whose loyalty isn't 100% certain, about my plans, just in case one of them decides to tell it to someone else."
Ozymandias also idolized some dude in Egypt
Reminds me of Ezekyle Rage
Pucci just floating up and staring at her with the motherfucker energy got a chuckle out of me.
Fr and dio saying son of a at 1:08
if dio wasn't a vampire, the heart attack he had when he saw jotaro move would have killed him
Jotaro: "Forgive me, mom. In the end...I couldn't save you" *Dies*
DIO: "Finally, the Joestar lineage is gone, and I, DIO, will be the ruler of THE WO..." *Gets hit by an ambulance*
*Meanwhile*
Polnareff: "Man, that bastard of DIO really destroyed me. Hope that ambulance I called will come soon"
Kira: what did you just say…
LOL
so i guess hope josuke and giorno will stop DIO then 😅😅😅
@@Silver-Ball_ZIf DIO didn't die, Josuke would've died with Holly.
@@justinjakeashtonHow come we never see Holly use her stand and Josuke uses his a lot?
The World with the chicago typewriter goes hard
🗿
Not a piano at least.
damn didn't think I'd find you here lonely
Imagine if he used Maxim instead.
If The World is super extra prepared
0:52 "Eventually, Jolyne stopped thinking"
Ok, TW pulling out the tommy gun was SMOOTH.
Jokes aside, this brings me back really sad memories of Joseph, Jotaro and Jolyne dying in "Eyes of Heaven" during combat. The heartbreaking screams of pure disbelief that the characters in parts 2,3,4 and 6 let out while watching them die break your soul. 😢
i wanna be making them scream like that in bed 🤤
"What?? But there's still 30 more chapters left!"
Nah,joseph survived,you see,he actually disguised as the volcano in order to live
@@tommyraven06g67what a joseph thing to do
Pucci: I'll send you to a place where no gravity is actually detrimental! Also no oxygen, but you get the point
Kars: I'm the Ultimate Lifeform, but that doesn't I'll take things slow.
DIO: *PANICKED WRYYYYY*
These villains predicted those from the start
Za warudo became a goddamn gangster like gawd dayum
Like father like son
I was about to say "wouldn't Pucci suffocate too if he floats up with her?"
Then I remembered the stand range is an absurd 3 kilometers
Dio freaking the hell out is a valid reaction to somebody moving when time itself is stopped
0:35 yk it's a jojo villain when he knows about plot armor
Don't worry guys, Joseph will do something so outrageous that he will not only get out of the ocean free, but he will cause Kars to go into hibernation. This chain of events will be so outlandish that Kars will stop thinking due to the amount of luck that was required to allow Joseph to escape unharmed.
Dio lost because he was paranoid. He saw Jotaro move his fingers and rather than continue he thought Jotaro had some crazy ability and stopped to investigate.
Plus everything else he did in the fight was because he was paranoid, like keeping range throwing knifes, getting a police to shot him or deciding to cut Jotaro's head. It wasn't until he got Joseph's blood that he decided to just beat Jotaro by punching him hard.
But what if dio was more paranoid
@@SomeRaandomGuy like MORE paranoid, u know
@@SomeRaandomGuyNot showing up at all, and slowly eliminating them one by one unnoticed?
Maybe not troll polnareff
@@deauthorsadeptus6920so not being Dio at all
1:07 Jotaro: *move a little bit*
DIO : "Nein"
1. Dio cuts Jonathan and company in half with his eyes the moment he sees them.
2. Kars didn't need to chase after Joseph. The plane would have crashed anyway.
3. DIO kills the Crusaders by spamming time-stop.
4. Kira keeps touching everything around using Killer Queen and keeps clicking until everyone dies.
5. Diavolo ignores Trish. If he has to kill her, only kills her after Bucciarati left.
6. Pucci steamrolls everyone by using Made in Heaven. If Emporio survives, he simply asks a gun to a guard and then shoots him from afar.
Alternatively Diavolo can start by killing Bucciarati and then Trish
Remember he wanted Trish dead because Trish was a lead to his existence. That’s a no-no
unrelated but i was so pissed when pucci died because how is he gonna die to a kid with so much luck he may as well be shigemo
@@lazarusesaimbot1468 Fully agree. It pisses me off that Pucci went out like that. He cut Jotaro in half, but then suddenly he can't even kill a kid? Come on, Pucci. All he had to do was grab a gun from one of the guards and shoot Emporio. I would like to see "following the path of justice is fate" protecting Emporio from that.
@@lisboahI know right. It is very difficult to believe that Pucci wouldn't see an 11 year old child as a serious threat to his plan. I mean it's not like Pucci knew exactly where Emporio was going to go. On top of that how could Pucci not be absolutely terrified at the prospect of facing Emporio's ability to go into ghost rooms.
@@lazarusesaimbot1468 Half of JoJo got their shit rocked by teenagers bro
Honestly, the idea of time-stopping stand user who also always carries a firearm with them just in case is beyond harrowing
The series would be a lot shorter if more of the stands were strapped, NGL
Doesn't Alternate-World Diego have a gun?
@@nottheavatar He does. He can't fire it in timestop however and instead has to hit the bullet on the primer during TS before putting it back into the chamber and aiming.
I'm pretty sure Jotaro does this.
Except he uses his stand to flick ball bearings or something, and it's about as powerful..
@@Known_as_The_Ghost Now that I think about it, it's just a really good and consistent way of using Star Platinum's stengths and yet we still somehow got more use out of god damn STAR FINGAAAA that came out of nowhere instead of ball bearing trick
when the jojo villains are more paranoid by 10 %
r/technicallythetruth
That 10% for Dio goes absolutely batshit the second he saw the slightest bit of movement in frozen time he pulled out the Joseph special
Jotaro: *moves*
Dio: Absolutely not.
You know Dio and Pucci were pretty damn paranoid to begin with
Dio wasn't paranoid. He was slightly careful, but he was still overconfident.
@Anonymous-hx3pu until he sucked josephs blood he was pretty paranoid. When he thought jotaro could move in stopped time he was very cautious, and when he thought jotaro was dead, he
1: had a cop shoot him
2: checked for his heartbeat from far away
3: decided to chop the head off of the corpse just in case
Jotaro still got his ass, but thats pretty paranoid imo
@@leaffinite2001 That's just being thorough. Literally the whole reason he lost is because of his arrogance. Being paranoid would mean trapping and killing the Stardust Crusaders one by one. Picking them all off while not allowing them any time to breath.
@Anonymous-hx3pu well yeah he lost cause of arrogance, after he got josephs blood and started feelin himself. He can be paranoid and arrogant.
@@leaffinite2001 Yeah fair enough.
0:57 star platinum tryin to literally eat that punch
1:12 For those who want to hear DIO's barrage attack
1:07 okay this DIO Just went super Crazy even to Pull up a Tommy Gun out of who know but really that was Epic 🤣
Considering he had Enya test his stand by shooting him with a shotgun it’s surprisingly not too far fetched
He's just extra prepared. Destiny Dio 😎
The upcoming spinoff: If Diavolo was 10% less paranoid
He’d still somehow die afterwards
1:07 me when i see the cockroaches that i thought i have killed moved 1 inches of its leg
Za warudo became Joseph joestar😭
The pucci one is made funnier when you consider that he would reach heaven earlier
Diavolo: the newbie's stand looks really powerful now he has gotten the arrow, attacking him directly doesn't sound like a good idea...
Wait, if Silver Chariot Requiem had a weak point i bet this one will also have another.
(Diavolo runs away and eventually finds GER's weakness, defeating Giorno).
Alternatively, he lets Bruno deliver Trish to him, then kills Bruno, then kills the rest as they come looking for him
@@HabitualThinker Fugo and Purple Haze are gonna be a massive problem
@@dominocut2963 At that point, it's just about keeping a distance until he can skip time and set up a doughnutting from behind.
Golden wind has no weaknesses
@@dominocut2963 not really, he’s not gonna summon his stand unless he absolutely has to, which means if diavolo kills him first, the rest of them are just dead
That Tommy Gun Overdrive moment was so smooth💀
Diavolo: *leaves Italy*
Kira: *leaves Morio once he changed his face*
“She suffocated in space.”
Close enough, welcome back Kars.
Dio really went "SENSEN FUKOKU DAZE"
**Intense tommy gun shooting**
VICTORY IS MINE
*jotaro jolts his hand a bit*
NO
😂
I love that DIO was so scared
The world pulling out a Tommy gun caught me completely off guard lmao.
It's hard to be more paranoid when you're already a schitzo
Kira : I wont use this severed hand on public....I will destroy it to ashes using Killer Queen when I leave home or I could just leave it at home to play with it later
Diavolo : so what if they found about my daughter they cant do anything about it to me lol
I heard a suggestion that La Squadra Execuzione would'be tracked Diavolo using Babyface. Poor Trish.
Speaking of Stroheim, I REALLY hope that, once David Productions adapts part 7, they will use the epic "Propaganda" ost once again for the brief encounter between the German general and the two protagonists. If they don't, the SBR anime will be truly the biggest disappointment in JoJos history
why did you make 10 billion comments
The composer for that track left after Part 2, so I don't think they'll be using his compositions anymore.
@@0DRONZERmake that 10 billion and 1
@@NihilisticSnakeThe track might still be referenced. Part 3 DIO's themes use a motif from Part 1 Dio's theme, which was also made by a different composer
@@tailpig6417 that's because dio was still alive
I love how instead of calling them "smart" is now paranoid.
I mean if they had the brains (espeacially pucci) if they just took a second to actually use them it would have turned out differently though in pucci's case it would probably be 10% less paranoid since he didin't want to be out in the open
Let's be honest - it doesn't matter how paranoid Kars is, Joseph will Looney-Toons himself a win condition, then boast about how that was his plan the whole time.
1:07 - When you think you killed the weird thing bug in your room but it twitches
I’m surprised Kars just grabs Jospeh from the crashing plane.
i mean he probably wanted to kill him with his own hands,not just from a plane crashing on a vulcano.
Valentine: Diego, stop time and kill Johnny Joestar while I distract him by begging for my life.
Diego: Ok
1:05 *Fingerphobia: fear of moving fingers*
Love how Dio's MUDAs genuinely sound like he's saying NOPENOPENOPENOPE.
Kira: (to Hayato) why do I have to tell you my name… SON!?
Diavolo: *puts all the members of Passione on the fence gate like Narancia with each time erasure* I WIN!
Funny Valentine: *has dead clones of Gyro and Johnny ready in an alt dimension* you’ve already lose the moment I saw you as a threat…
kira litterally could have won super easy if he just kept his mouth shut
Dio: Victory is mine
Jotaro: *Moves*
Dio: *Mental nope breakdown*
Dude dio just overkilled soo hard like NAHHHHH BRO PULL KNIFES PUNCHES F GUNS WHAT ELSE OOO YEA F BOMBS
"At some point, I'll be so far up that I'll exit his Stand's range and-"
C-moon: Then I'm coming with you
"Keeping my distance of course,So you won't be able to attack me"
Funny Valentine: I'm also going to kill your horses just incase you can use them somehow to create infinite energy that can break Love train.
Wonder of U: I'll make my rock insects kill Mamezuku before he can help you evolve your stand or something.
Acca Howler: To ensure no one else get's any pieces of the lava rock, I'll have guards near the volcano area 24/7
Kira and Diavolo are excluded because they couldn't possibly be any *more* paranoid.
kira could have shut up or not walk with hands in public
Honestly,a lot of fights would end much faster if the characters carried guns lol
1:54
"Killer Queen has already touched the windshield"
I love how DIO just said "Nope."
I mean thats what I would do If I saw someone move within timestop
This is giving if the Jojo Villans broke the rules of Anime and get rid of the MC
Wouldn't Pucci also suffocate in space too if he's following Jolyne as to make C-Moon's effective range work up there?
cmoon’s ability has a range of about 4km, so not really
@@icewallowcome3444 You mean 3 km. The thing is, the cause of Jolyne's death in this scenario would actually be by freezing as she reaches higher altitudes, way before she reaches the Death Zone, the point at 8 km above sea level where there is not enough oxygen to sustain human life (obviously way before Jolyne reaches space). This strategy is risky however, as Pucci would also be exposed to the cold. He would have to maintain as much distance as possible within his Stand's range of influence and hopefully have Jolyne die of hypothermia before he does, then gtfo as quickly as possible.
Clothing is the main factor here. Jolyne seems to have much less clothing than Pucci, increasing the chances that Pucci would still be alive by the time Jolyne dies of freezing.
If jojo villains were like this then each part would be like 5.849 episodes long
Venice
Dio learned the reverse Joestar technique
Kira always forgets his goal
Pucci never see any kind of potential
Diavolo loves to brag and forget to hide
Kars never shut up
DIO never stop being Dio so he got beaten
The way that when dio said ZA WARUDO my TH-cam froze 😂
This is exactly how Dio had to react to another people who can move in stopped time
I like how he didn’t include Kira just because he’s paranoid enough💀
"Knowing your bloodline you'll probably survive my punch to reverse your gravity by some stupid miracle." JOJO IN A NUTSHELL.
za warudo wasent taking any chances
POV: *When your user p!sses off the main character and you don't want them to get their teeth kicked in*
Wasn't 😔
POV: Za Warudo learned what Jotaro did to the users of the nine Egyptian gods and the other stand users.
Dio if he didn’t waste any time
@@zippersnstitches9009 Can stop time but keeps wasting it
i like how Dio went all "NOPE" when he saw Jotaro moving his hand in time stop and then barraging him, then throwing like a quintillion knives and he even pulled out a tommy gun out of thin air, while for Kars and Pucci they were just a little bit more cautious
Can't believe how well edited is this
Dio if he was slightly more serious, for real, you can stop time and you find someone that wants you dead moving a finger in stopped time, that guy gotta go immediatly.
10% more paranoid Diavolo
“Maybe I should just like, move to a farm in the rural countryside or something”
Jotaro after dio send hims the ultimate obliterration:
O-okey, get all the class books be a good idea after all
Jojo villains but 200 iq
kars had 400 he was just up against jospeph and got over confident because he was basically immortal
Nah Jotaro would live cuz we know bullets can’t hurt him yet and he can see the so when time resumes ORA ORA time
Other villains: thinking the best strategy
Dio: “NOPE”
Pretty sure guns wouldn’t work in stopped time, especially given the shotgun scene. I mean even the knives can at best stop short of the target.
If Diavolo was just a little more paranoid he would've just killed Trish AND Bucciarati in the elevator, blamed his squad for their incompetence said that Bruno was "punished" and Giorno was responsible because of the phone and ladybug Bruno was carrying despite his orders, and give the squad a chance to "redeem" themselves by killing Giorno who just so happened to join Passione through Polpo's test JUST BEFORE he died.
This would've been suspicious as Polpo was going to be in charge of escorting Trish, a very important mission, and was one of his most loyal Capos.
Dio with tommy gun💀
If SBR villains were 0,5% more paranoid:
Johnny affected by Cream Starter: "Look, Hot Pants! My nails leave a completely different mark than the bullet that killed your cow! We're innocent!!!"
Hot Pants: "Do you think I'm going to fall for such a low trick?! Now you'll learn not to mess with a lady!"
Johnny: "Wait, you're a wo...?" *Dies asphyxiated by meat*
Thank God Diavolo was not mentioned in this video.
in jojo, it's easy to outsmart the villain for some reason. They are forever careful their whole lifes, but they got dumbed down for the important fights and moments. Who would have thought.
To be fair they are villainous because of their narcissistic and emotional traits being off the charts. A lot of their actions push the unreasonable to begin with. Dealing with a final step is extremely stressful and this makes them very likely to do something idiotic.
P6 is a different beast because Jojos were the ones doing stupid stuff. They in fact "helped" him find out about MiH, so killing Jolyne early would be negative there. Jotaro "saved" Jolyne instead of finishing him off; and this got them all dead. I liked Pucchi because he was always goal oriented and not emotional but that was also his undoing in P6; he wanted to show both himself and Emporio that fate was on his side by allowing Emporio to run the gauntlet which let him get the tools he needed to end it.
I laughed way too hard at Pucci just floating while giving her the "You were saying?" Stare
The way Pucci floated towards Jolyne is terrifying
You cannot say 'paranoid' without Dio backwards
If Jojo didn't have plot armor:
hot take: dio lost his fight because he was TOO paranoid.
This is so well made.
ah yes za warudo turn into za america
now do if jojo villans were 10% more smarter
This should be renamed into: Jojo villains if it weren't for plot
Jolyne got the kars treatment ☠️
Now I wonder what Kira and Diavolo would’ve done
Kira just never takes his “girlfriends” out in public, Shigechi never steals the bag, part 4’s main plot never happens. Alternatively instead of loudly monologuing out of the ten times he does so and does the most when using his power he just mildly walks past the main characters, bumps shoulders with them, completely disappears from view and then they just explode without warning or fanfare
Diavolo waits until Bruno is completely gone and then kills Trish because yeah sure his stand is unbeatable but what if some unforeseen twist of fate leads the gang to turn on him for his actions and how he treats his subordinates and all that villain crap
Either that or he becomes SO paranoid that he can’t bring himself to leave his hotel room to do any of that
*The menace twitches whilst time is stopped*
*_NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-_*
the fact that there is not Kira in this video is amazing, because he's paranoid at 100% (and the best villain)
At Dio and Jotaro battle Jotaro even moved at time at beginning of the battle
Lol, bro just pulled out the tommy gun