If Jojo villains were 10% more paranoid

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  • @trollster7133
    @trollster7133 ปีที่แล้ว +5546

    I love how 10% more paranoid for Kars and Pucci are just being slightly more cautious, while DIO getting that 10% additional paranoia boosted him all the way to complete schizophrenia.

    • @ultrio325
      @ultrio325 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      10%*100years=1000% more cautious ig

    • @koeir
      @koeir ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ​@@ultrio32510% of 100 is 10

    • @ultrio325
      @ultrio325 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@koeir Yeah, and 1000%=10

    • @eeberee
      @eeberee ปีที่แล้ว +205

      ​@@ultrio325Bro's doing meth not math. 💀

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@eeberee Jojo basically

  • @rock-hv6ns
    @rock-hv6ns ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    No way! Dio pulled the Joseph

    • @Ss-rx9bx
      @Ss-rx9bx ปีที่แล้ว +158

      i mean dio has joseph blood

    • @ItzRokkiYT
      @ItzRokkiYT ปีที่แล้ว +156

      British to American transformation💀

    • @Idkwhat-v8b
      @Idkwhat-v8b ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ItzRokkiYTbruh😂😂😂

    • @Teethingas
      @Teethingas ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woah ​@@ItzRokkiYT

    • @Teethingas
      @Teethingas ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And that why dio use a lot of knife

  • @girly_trickster
    @girly_trickster ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    I like how they didnt show kira or diavolo because they already were paranoid in their fight

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Kira: Never get detected or goes into fight. So no one really have an idea who he is. Is very careful and leave no evidence.

    • @TheLegendaryMemeKing
      @TheLegendaryMemeKing ปีที่แล้ว +630

      If Diavolo was even the *slightest* bit more paranoid he would’ve pulled out 17 years before the events of golden wind.

    • @DetrimenttoSociety
      @DetrimenttoSociety ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@TheLegendaryMemeKing You win 🥇

    • @PalewhaleN7
      @PalewhaleN7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@alexturnbackthearmy1907or he could have, you know, LEAVE THE TOWN? He's such a dumbass

    • @КостяКиндалюк
      @КостяКиндалюк ปีที่แล้ว +53

      New video: "If these JoJo villains were 10% less paranoid"

  • @kodoqbesar4301
    @kodoqbesar4301 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    When you think about it, if DIO can find a Road Roller in 7 seconds, I'm sure he can find some weapons or shards in like 3 seconds (they're in a city, there are glass everywhere) to be thrown at Jotaro. Or just you know, *an oil tanker for you*

    • @foulestsauce2404
      @foulestsauce2404 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Are we going to question the fact that Dio found a road roller in 7 seconds

    • @foulestsauce2404
      @foulestsauce2404 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      In fact, I didn’t even question that until now

    • @EliKirbyYoutube
      @EliKirbyYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +91

      ​@@foulestsauce2404maybe nearby construction?

    • @Xinocho-Mito
      @Xinocho-Mito ปีที่แล้ว +27

      OVA one at the bold section?

    • @cheesecake1255
      @cheesecake1255 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@EliKirbyTH-camthe bridge itself ? How about if it was passing by

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    Joseph: "Where did you get the old tommy gun trick from?!"
    DIO: "I read it in a certain biographical book written by a mayor of Georgia and called _How an immature Englishman, a German cyborg and three ultra-muscular Aztec vampires motivated me to be better in life_
    Joseph: "SH*T!"

    • @M-Filip
      @M-Filip ปีที่แล้ว +188

      More like: HORRYY SHEEET

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@M-Filip SANAVA BEEECH

    • @Caduceus26
      @Caduceus26 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      how does that tommy gun still working even if time stopped? the mechanism should stop as the time stop and the gun powder ignited and bullet should stop too, does any object defies time if its on his hand like the throwing knives?

    • @jonathanschmitt5762
      @jonathanschmitt5762 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dio did the Emporio.

    • @julesrezidor3807
      @julesrezidor3807 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@Caduceus26something happens except for when I doesn't

  • @Torfin2001
    @Torfin2001 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Joseph: "Why doesn't this goddamn plane work?! Didn't you say, Stroheim, that German technology was the best in the world?!"
    Stroheim: "That plane was actually made in Italy"
    Joseph: "Oh, God..."

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    Pucci: "Jolyne, I'm not a manga villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”

    • @Sky_darts
      @Sky_darts ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Is this a reference to that watchmen movie?

    • @xplorer2111
      @xplorer2111 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      ​@@Sky_dartswhich is originally a comicbook but yeah

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah ปีที่แล้ว +82

      How about "I will not tell the sons of DIO, whose loyalty isn't 100% certain, about my plans, just in case one of them decides to tell it to someone else."

    • @traior246
      @traior246 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ozymandias also idolized some dude in Egypt

    • @caav56
      @caav56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of Ezekyle Rage

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Pucci just floating up and staring at her with the motherfucker energy got a chuckle out of me.

    • @AlexHendricks-yt5qt
      @AlexHendricks-yt5qt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr and dio saying son of a at 1:08

  • @Brandon-ct8vo
    @Brandon-ct8vo ปีที่แล้ว +280

    if dio wasn't a vampire, the heart attack he had when he saw jotaro move would have killed him

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Jotaro: "Forgive me, mom. In the end...I couldn't save you" *Dies*
    DIO: "Finally, the Joestar lineage is gone, and I, DIO, will be the ruler of THE WO..." *Gets hit by an ambulance*
    *Meanwhile*
    Polnareff: "Man, that bastard of DIO really destroyed me. Hope that ambulance I called will come soon"

    • @IceSabed
      @IceSabed ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Kira: what did you just say…

    • @foulestsauce2404
      @foulestsauce2404 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @Silver-Ball_Z
      @Silver-Ball_Z ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so i guess hope josuke and giorno will stop DIO then 😅😅😅

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@Silver-Ball_ZIf DIO didn't die, Josuke would've died with Holly.

    • @ErgortanguperPolice
      @ErgortanguperPolice ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justinjakeashtonHow come we never see Holly use her stand and Josuke uses his a lot?

  • @Lonelysarchives
    @Lonelysarchives ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The World with the chicago typewriter goes hard

    • @ZAWARUDO3392
      @ZAWARUDO3392 ปีที่แล้ว

      🗿

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a piano at least.

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn didn't think I'd find you here lonely

    • @caav56
      @caav56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if he used Maxim instead.

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If The World is super extra prepared

  • @MxTeeee
    @MxTeeee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    0:52 "Eventually, Jolyne stopped thinking"

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Ok, TW pulling out the tommy gun was SMOOTH.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Jokes aside, this brings me back really sad memories of Joseph, Jotaro and Jolyne dying in "Eyes of Heaven" during combat. The heartbreaking screams of pure disbelief that the characters in parts 2,3,4 and 6 let out while watching them die break your soul. 😢

    • @cuckmeister3193
      @cuckmeister3193 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wanna be making them scream like that in bed 🤤

    • @protogenliffy
      @protogenliffy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "What?? But there's still 30 more chapters left!"

    • @tommyraven06g67
      @tommyraven06g67 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah,joseph survived,you see,he actually disguised as the volcano in order to live

    • @Hunter1467
      @Hunter1467 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tommyraven06g67what a joseph thing to do

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Pucci: I'll send you to a place where no gravity is actually detrimental! Also no oxygen, but you get the point
    Kars: I'm the Ultimate Lifeform, but that doesn't I'll take things slow.
    DIO: *PANICKED WRYYYYY*

    • @tjfunland
      @tjfunland 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      These villains predicted those from the start

  • @DuckDaCewl
    @DuckDaCewl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Za warudo became a goddamn gangster like gawd dayum

    • @Arkaeus04
      @Arkaeus04 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Like father like son

  • @LillLizzert
    @LillLizzert ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I was about to say "wouldn't Pucci suffocate too if he floats up with her?"
    Then I remembered the stand range is an absurd 3 kilometers

  • @EmpressOfLight-q4z
    @EmpressOfLight-q4z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Dio freaking the hell out is a valid reaction to somebody moving when time itself is stopped

  • @muisaainee1594
    @muisaainee1594 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    0:35 yk it's a jojo villain when he knows about plot armor

  • @XandertheStoryKeeper
    @XandertheStoryKeeper ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Don't worry guys, Joseph will do something so outrageous that he will not only get out of the ocean free, but he will cause Kars to go into hibernation. This chain of events will be so outlandish that Kars will stop thinking due to the amount of luck that was required to allow Joseph to escape unharmed.

  • @HoradeFidges
    @HoradeFidges ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Dio lost because he was paranoid. He saw Jotaro move his fingers and rather than continue he thought Jotaro had some crazy ability and stopped to investigate.
    Plus everything else he did in the fight was because he was paranoid, like keeping range throwing knifes, getting a police to shot him or deciding to cut Jotaro's head. It wasn't until he got Joseph's blood that he decided to just beat Jotaro by punching him hard.

    • @SomeRaandomGuy
      @SomeRaandomGuy ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But what if dio was more paranoid

    • @mickabajerski4985
      @mickabajerski4985 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SomeRaandomGuy like MORE paranoid, u know

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@SomeRaandomGuyNot showing up at all, and slowly eliminating them one by one unnoticed?

    • @JinLin-s8g
      @JinLin-s8g 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Maybe not troll polnareff

    • @chyumiming.
      @chyumiming. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@deauthorsadeptus6920so not being Dio at all

  • @danieliteza8562
    @danieliteza8562 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:07 Jotaro: *move a little bit*
    DIO : "Nein"

  • @lisboah
    @lisboah ปีที่แล้ว +266

    1. Dio cuts Jonathan and company in half with his eyes the moment he sees them.
    2. Kars didn't need to chase after Joseph. The plane would have crashed anyway.
    3. DIO kills the Crusaders by spamming time-stop.
    4. Kira keeps touching everything around using Killer Queen and keeps clicking until everyone dies.
    5. Diavolo ignores Trish. If he has to kill her, only kills her after Bucciarati left.
    6. Pucci steamrolls everyone by using Made in Heaven. If Emporio survives, he simply asks a gun to a guard and then shoots him from afar.

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Alternatively Diavolo can start by killing Bucciarati and then Trish
      Remember he wanted Trish dead because Trish was a lead to his existence. That’s a no-no

    • @lazarusesaimbot1468
      @lazarusesaimbot1468 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      unrelated but i was so pissed when pucci died because how is he gonna die to a kid with so much luck he may as well be shigemo

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lazarusesaimbot1468 Fully agree. It pisses me off that Pucci went out like that. He cut Jotaro in half, but then suddenly he can't even kill a kid? Come on, Pucci. All he had to do was grab a gun from one of the guards and shoot Emporio. I would like to see "following the path of justice is fate" protecting Emporio from that.

    • @Henriettethestrang3
      @Henriettethestrang3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lisboahI know right. It is very difficult to believe that Pucci wouldn't see an 11 year old child as a serious threat to his plan. I mean it's not like Pucci knew exactly where Emporio was going to go. On top of that how could Pucci not be absolutely terrified at the prospect of facing Emporio's ability to go into ghost rooms.

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lazarusesaimbot1468 Half of JoJo got their shit rocked by teenagers bro

  • @1MrAshey
    @1MrAshey ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Honestly, the idea of time-stopping stand user who also always carries a firearm with them just in case is beyond harrowing

    • @Delmworks
      @Delmworks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The series would be a lot shorter if more of the stands were strapped, NGL

    • @nottheavatar
      @nottheavatar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Doesn't Alternate-World Diego have a gun?

    • @KenanTheFab
      @KenanTheFab 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@nottheavatar He does. He can't fire it in timestop however and instead has to hit the bullet on the primer during TS before putting it back into the chamber and aiming.

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm pretty sure Jotaro does this.
      Except he uses his stand to flick ball bearings or something, and it's about as powerful..

    • @1MrAshey
      @1MrAshey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Known_as_The_Ghost Now that I think about it, it's just a really good and consistent way of using Star Platinum's stengths and yet we still somehow got more use out of god damn STAR FINGAAAA that came out of nowhere instead of ball bearing trick

  • @I_NC_O
    @I_NC_O ปีที่แล้ว +52

    when the jojo villains are more paranoid by 10 %

    • @Mikenzosh87
      @Mikenzosh87 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @akiriathorsteinson7611
    @akiriathorsteinson7611 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That 10% for Dio goes absolutely batshit the second he saw the slightest bit of movement in frozen time he pulled out the Joseph special

  • @thehit6143
    @thehit6143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Jotaro: *moves*
    Dio: Absolutely not.

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You know Dio and Pucci were pretty damn paranoid to begin with

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dio wasn't paranoid. He was slightly careful, but he was still overconfident.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Anonymous-hx3pu until he sucked josephs blood he was pretty paranoid. When he thought jotaro could move in stopped time he was very cautious, and when he thought jotaro was dead, he
      1: had a cop shoot him
      2: checked for his heartbeat from far away
      3: decided to chop the head off of the corpse just in case
      Jotaro still got his ass, but thats pretty paranoid imo

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leaffinite2001 That's just being thorough. Literally the whole reason he lost is because of his arrogance. Being paranoid would mean trapping and killing the Stardust Crusaders one by one. Picking them all off while not allowing them any time to breath.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Anonymous-hx3pu well yeah he lost cause of arrogance, after he got josephs blood and started feelin himself. He can be paranoid and arrogant.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leaffinite2001 Yeah fair enough.

  • @raydoge1304
    @raydoge1304 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:57 star platinum tryin to literally eat that punch

  • @Lucas_Statuarius979
    @Lucas_Statuarius979 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:12 For those who want to hear DIO's barrage attack

  • @davidelerizosaiyajin1817
    @davidelerizosaiyajin1817 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:07 okay this DIO Just went super Crazy even to Pull up a Tommy Gun out of who know but really that was Epic 🤣

    • @-AirKat-
      @-AirKat- ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Considering he had Enya test his stand by shooting him with a shotgun it’s surprisingly not too far fetched

    • @Proidysweet
      @Proidysweet ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's just extra prepared. Destiny Dio 😎

  • @eurobeat90
    @eurobeat90 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The upcoming spinoff: If Diavolo was 10% less paranoid

    • @Brep310
      @Brep310 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He’d still somehow die afterwards

  • @fiQQiruQidiQ
    @fiQQiruQidiQ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:07 me when i see the cockroaches that i thought i have killed moved 1 inches of its leg

  • @joe_slinger
    @joe_slinger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Za warudo became Joseph joestar😭

  • @T800BR
    @T800BR ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The pucci one is made funnier when you consider that he would reach heaven earlier

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Diavolo: the newbie's stand looks really powerful now he has gotten the arrow, attacking him directly doesn't sound like a good idea...
    Wait, if Silver Chariot Requiem had a weak point i bet this one will also have another.
    (Diavolo runs away and eventually finds GER's weakness, defeating Giorno).

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alternatively, he lets Bruno deliver Trish to him, then kills Bruno, then kills the rest as they come looking for him

    • @dominocut2963
      @dominocut2963 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HabitualThinker Fugo and Purple Haze are gonna be a massive problem

    • @Samuel_Morchin
      @Samuel_Morchin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dominocut2963 At that point, it's just about keeping a distance until he can skip time and set up a doughnutting from behind.

    • @IltizioNic
      @IltizioNic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Golden wind has no weaknesses

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dominocut2963 not really, he’s not gonna summon his stand unless he absolutely has to, which means if diavolo kills him first, the rest of them are just dead

  • @오를란도
    @오를란도 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That Tommy Gun Overdrive moment was so smooth💀

  • @escanor8087
    @escanor8087 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Diavolo: *leaves Italy*
    Kira: *leaves Morio once he changed his face*

  • @YeetZmeN
    @YeetZmeN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “She suffocated in space.”
    Close enough, welcome back Kars.

  • @NihilisticSnake
    @NihilisticSnake ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dio really went "SENSEN FUKOKU DAZE"

    • @liamyacas2772
      @liamyacas2772 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      **Intense tommy gun shooting**

  • @NekohaSnak
    @NekohaSnak ปีที่แล้ว +6

    VICTORY IS MINE
    *jotaro jolts his hand a bit*
    NO
    😂
    I love that DIO was so scared

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The world pulling out a Tommy gun caught me completely off guard lmao.

  • @nightmareraven3045
    @nightmareraven3045 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's hard to be more paranoid when you're already a schitzo

  • @troopers0312
    @troopers0312 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Kira : I wont use this severed hand on public....I will destroy it to ashes using Killer Queen when I leave home or I could just leave it at home to play with it later
    Diavolo : so what if they found about my daughter they cant do anything about it to me lol

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I heard a suggestion that La Squadra Execuzione would'be tracked Diavolo using Babyface. Poor Trish.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Speaking of Stroheim, I REALLY hope that, once David Productions adapts part 7, they will use the epic "Propaganda" ost once again for the brief encounter between the German general and the two protagonists. If they don't, the SBR anime will be truly the biggest disappointment in JoJos history

    • @0DRONZER
      @0DRONZER ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why did you make 10 billion comments

    • @NihilisticSnake
      @NihilisticSnake ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The composer for that track left after Part 2, so I don't think they'll be using his compositions anymore.

    • @simochiothereal4382
      @simochiothereal4382 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@0DRONZERmake that 10 billion and 1

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@NihilisticSnakeThe track might still be referenced. Part 3 DIO's themes use a motif from Part 1 Dio's theme, which was also made by a different composer

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tailpig6417 that's because dio was still alive

  • @xangelxal4855
    @xangelxal4855 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how instead of calling them "smart" is now paranoid.

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean if they had the brains (espeacially pucci) if they just took a second to actually use them it would have turned out differently though in pucci's case it would probably be 10% less paranoid since he didin't want to be out in the open

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Let's be honest - it doesn't matter how paranoid Kars is, Joseph will Looney-Toons himself a win condition, then boast about how that was his plan the whole time.

  • @claytonwood8839
    @claytonwood8839 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:07 - When you think you killed the weird thing bug in your room but it twitches

  • @ablixsaspirill4822
    @ablixsaspirill4822 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m surprised Kars just grabs Jospeh from the crashing plane.

    • @Hunter1467
      @Hunter1467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean he probably wanted to kill him with his own hands,not just from a plane crashing on a vulcano.

  • @cyberinsecuregaming2890
    @cyberinsecuregaming2890 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Valentine: Diego, stop time and kill Johnny Joestar while I distract him by begging for my life.
    Diego: Ok

  • @MonochromeOriginal
    @MonochromeOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:05 *Fingerphobia: fear of moving fingers*

  • @francesco9977
    @francesco9977 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love how Dio's MUDAs genuinely sound like he's saying NOPENOPENOPENOPE.

  • @achildwhogames7540
    @achildwhogames7540 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kira: (to Hayato) why do I have to tell you my name… SON!?
    Diavolo: *puts all the members of Passione on the fence gate like Narancia with each time erasure* I WIN!
    Funny Valentine: *has dead clones of Gyro and Johnny ready in an alt dimension* you’ve already lose the moment I saw you as a threat…

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      kira litterally could have won super easy if he just kept his mouth shut

  • @Blue_Sky-Marshall
    @Blue_Sky-Marshall ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dio: Victory is mine
    Jotaro: *Moves*
    Dio: *Mental nope breakdown*

  • @Suitedbee
    @Suitedbee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude dio just overkilled soo hard like NAHHHHH BRO PULL KNIFES PUNCHES F GUNS WHAT ELSE OOO YEA F BOMBS

  • @floweytheflower5261
    @floweytheflower5261 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "At some point, I'll be so far up that I'll exit his Stand's range and-"
    C-moon: Then I'm coming with you

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Keeping my distance of course,So you won't be able to attack me"

  • @anotherjason
    @anotherjason ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny Valentine: I'm also going to kill your horses just incase you can use them somehow to create infinite energy that can break Love train.
    Wonder of U: I'll make my rock insects kill Mamezuku before he can help you evolve your stand or something.
    Acca Howler: To ensure no one else get's any pieces of the lava rock, I'll have guards near the volcano area 24/7

  • @playahwon
    @playahwon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kira and Diavolo are excluded because they couldn't possibly be any *more* paranoid.

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      kira could have shut up or not walk with hands in public

  • @gustavosauro1882
    @gustavosauro1882 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly,a lot of fights would end much faster if the characters carried guns lol

  • @KenanoSecond
    @KenanoSecond 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:54
    "Killer Queen has already touched the windshield"

  • @LK-1D3
    @LK-1D3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how DIO just said "Nope."

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean thats what I would do If I saw someone move within timestop

  • @BizzareSaiyan2000-cx7iz
    @BizzareSaiyan2000-cx7iz ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is giving if the Jojo Villans broke the rules of Anime and get rid of the MC

  • @Keisezrgs
    @Keisezrgs ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wouldn't Pucci also suffocate in space too if he's following Jolyne as to make C-Moon's effective range work up there?

    • @icewallowcome3444
      @icewallowcome3444 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      cmoon’s ability has a range of about 4km, so not really

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@icewallowcome3444 You mean 3 km. The thing is, the cause of Jolyne's death in this scenario would actually be by freezing as she reaches higher altitudes, way before she reaches the Death Zone, the point at 8 km above sea level where there is not enough oxygen to sustain human life (obviously way before Jolyne reaches space). This strategy is risky however, as Pucci would also be exposed to the cold. He would have to maintain as much distance as possible within his Stand's range of influence and hopefully have Jolyne die of hypothermia before he does, then gtfo as quickly as possible.
      Clothing is the main factor here. Jolyne seems to have much less clothing than Pucci, increasing the chances that Pucci would still be alive by the time Jolyne dies of freezing.

  • @Whitealbum836
    @Whitealbum836 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If jojo villains were like this then each part would be like 5.849 episodes long

  • @wuffles9584
    @wuffles9584 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dio learned the reverse Joestar technique

  • @hartantoanggoro
    @hartantoanggoro ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kira always forgets his goal
    Pucci never see any kind of potential
    Diavolo loves to brag and forget to hide
    Kars never shut up
    DIO never stop being Dio so he got beaten

  • @Hollow-knight012
    @Hollow-knight012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way that when dio said ZA WARUDO my TH-cam froze 😂

  • @MixFuse
    @MixFuse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is exactly how Dio had to react to another people who can move in stopped time

  • @Drfreaky-kms
    @Drfreaky-kms 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how he didn’t include Kira just because he’s paranoid enough💀

  • @heavyweaponsguy6284
    @heavyweaponsguy6284 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Knowing your bloodline you'll probably survive my punch to reverse your gravity by some stupid miracle." JOJO IN A NUTSHELL.

  • @titopai09
    @titopai09 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    za warudo wasent taking any chances

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      POV: *When your user p!sses off the main character and you don't want them to get their teeth kicked in*

    • @then00b82
      @then00b82 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Wasn't 😔

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      POV: Za Warudo learned what Jotaro did to the users of the nine Egyptian gods and the other stand users.

    • @zippersnstitches9009
      @zippersnstitches9009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dio if he didn’t waste any time

    • @jettsett9354
      @jettsett9354 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@zippersnstitches9009 Can stop time but keeps wasting it

  • @LordXSegaX
    @LordXSegaX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i like how Dio went all "NOPE" when he saw Jotaro moving his hand in time stop and then barraging him, then throwing like a quintillion knives and he even pulled out a tommy gun out of thin air, while for Kars and Pucci they were just a little bit more cautious

  • @TurronBlanco
    @TurronBlanco ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe how well edited is this

  • @tedioabsoluto5780
    @tedioabsoluto5780 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dio if he was slightly more serious, for real, you can stop time and you find someone that wants you dead moving a finger in stopped time, that guy gotta go immediatly.

  • @SLZABBJNGO
    @SLZABBJNGO หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10% more paranoid Diavolo
    “Maybe I should just like, move to a farm in the rural countryside or something”

  • @Drance.Ngap.
    @Drance.Ngap. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jotaro after dio send hims the ultimate obliterration:
    O-okey, get all the class books be a good idea after all

  • @ItsTomtomas11
    @ItsTomtomas11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jojo villains but 200 iq

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      kars had 400 he was just up against jospeph and got over confident because he was basically immortal

  • @Scaredboi_Zenitsu
    @Scaredboi_Zenitsu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah Jotaro would live cuz we know bullets can’t hurt him yet and he can see the so when time resumes ORA ORA time

  • @Idkask
    @Idkask 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Other villains: thinking the best strategy
    Dio: “NOPE”

  • @viviblue7277
    @viviblue7277 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pretty sure guns wouldn’t work in stopped time, especially given the shotgun scene. I mean even the knives can at best stop short of the target.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If Diavolo was just a little more paranoid he would've just killed Trish AND Bucciarati in the elevator, blamed his squad for their incompetence said that Bruno was "punished" and Giorno was responsible because of the phone and ladybug Bruno was carrying despite his orders, and give the squad a chance to "redeem" themselves by killing Giorno who just so happened to join Passione through Polpo's test JUST BEFORE he died.
    This would've been suspicious as Polpo was going to be in charge of escorting Trish, a very important mission, and was one of his most loyal Capos.

  • @JonasJonastar
    @JonasJonastar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dio with tommy gun💀

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If SBR villains were 0,5% more paranoid:
    Johnny affected by Cream Starter: "Look, Hot Pants! My nails leave a completely different mark than the bullet that killed your cow! We're innocent!!!"
    Hot Pants: "Do you think I'm going to fall for such a low trick?! Now you'll learn not to mess with a lady!"
    Johnny: "Wait, you're a wo...?" *Dies asphyxiated by meat*

  • @eitanbitan8791
    @eitanbitan8791 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank God Diavolo was not mentioned in this video.

  • @nuggetsschumaker4371
    @nuggetsschumaker4371 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    in jojo, it's easy to outsmart the villain for some reason. They are forever careful their whole lifes, but they got dumbed down for the important fights and moments. Who would have thought.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      To be fair they are villainous because of their narcissistic and emotional traits being off the charts. A lot of their actions push the unreasonable to begin with. Dealing with a final step is extremely stressful and this makes them very likely to do something idiotic.
      P6 is a different beast because Jojos were the ones doing stupid stuff. They in fact "helped" him find out about MiH, so killing Jolyne early would be negative there. Jotaro "saved" Jolyne instead of finishing him off; and this got them all dead. I liked Pucchi because he was always goal oriented and not emotional but that was also his undoing in P6; he wanted to show both himself and Emporio that fate was on his side by allowing Emporio to run the gauntlet which let him get the tools he needed to end it.

  • @Adobius
    @Adobius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I laughed way too hard at Pucci just floating while giving her the "You were saying?" Stare

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way Pucci floated towards Jolyne is terrifying

  • @FirethornYT
    @FirethornYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You cannot say 'paranoid' without Dio backwards

  • @astuzacs9798
    @astuzacs9798 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If Jojo didn't have plot armor:

  • @corphish69
    @corphish69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hot take: dio lost his fight because he was TOO paranoid.

  • @leviathan6071
    @leviathan6071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so well made.

  • @baonek246
    @baonek246 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ah yes za warudo turn into za america

  • @Doo_WOOPCat
    @Doo_WOOPCat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    now do if jojo villans were 10% more smarter

  • @mierwei3402
    @mierwei3402 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This should be renamed into: Jojo villains if it weren't for plot

  • @DarrenTheAsian
    @DarrenTheAsian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jolyne got the kars treatment ☠️

  • @devilheartcandy
    @devilheartcandy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I wonder what Kira and Diavolo would’ve done

    • @pixeldreams5193
      @pixeldreams5193 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kira just never takes his “girlfriends” out in public, Shigechi never steals the bag, part 4’s main plot never happens. Alternatively instead of loudly monologuing out of the ten times he does so and does the most when using his power he just mildly walks past the main characters, bumps shoulders with them, completely disappears from view and then they just explode without warning or fanfare
      Diavolo waits until Bruno is completely gone and then kills Trish because yeah sure his stand is unbeatable but what if some unforeseen twist of fate leads the gang to turn on him for his actions and how he treats his subordinates and all that villain crap
      Either that or he becomes SO paranoid that he can’t bring himself to leave his hotel room to do any of that

  • @SLSShadow8321
    @SLSShadow8321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *The menace twitches whilst time is stopped*
    *_NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-_*

  • @Homelander-e2d
    @Homelander-e2d 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the fact that there is not Kira in this video is amazing, because he's paranoid at 100% (and the best villain)

  • @Everything_Of_Date_A_Live
    @Everything_Of_Date_A_Live 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At Dio and Jotaro battle Jotaro even moved at time at beginning of the battle

  • @anti-void7089
    @anti-void7089 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, bro just pulled out the tommy gun