Grinlok is a level action, not a bolt action, because you CRANK A LEVER TO LOAD THE NEXT BULLET LMAO Edit: this is just for luls, don't take super seriously
My favorite primary is the Fulmin. Pretty decent dam dams, and it effectively has infinite ammo. Stick a Primed Magazine Warp on it and oooh, fun! Neon Chrome/10. (also, you're gonna hate this thing if you don't put a maxed Primed Fast Hands on it.)
Also, the Vulkar is the most-headshot focused of the sniper rifles, with bonus headshot damage on both its zoom and its augment. The GRINEER SNIPER RIFLE. Is the one most reliant on PRECISION AND ACCURACY.
Best thing is it's incredibly good against Corpus, who have super easy heads to hit. Example of my idea that some weapons, like Vulkar and Sobek as a Grineer example, and Supra as a Corpus one, are intentionally designed to be used against Corpus in the Grineer's case, and vice versa
I live in antartica and yea i got a good enough inernet and pc to play warframe, also im a mirage main, also 4 different rivens for simulor, do u think "global warming" is why the ices melt?
Wait- why a crit damage build? It's crit multiplier is only 2.0x. Plus, it doesn't have any IPS so it can't really take advantage of its Ice to do Viral / Slash. Really curious; why not use the Synapse? It has a 2.7x crit multiplier, a 39% crit chance as apposed to Glaxion's 8%, and it even has an equal Riven disposition. I'm assumin' yer using a riven on the Glaxion though.
@@TriburosOnline fair enough, i was just triggered you called it just another shotgun when it is one of the few that has AoE/a gimmick. I wouldnt use mine without my Riven too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well Trib, I suspect you've seen a sudden rise in the Glaxion in Hydron... (also, I found out how outstanding this gun is for handling Kela De Thaym's rotary puzzles, like, you need neither aim nor wait, you just stand on the pad, hold the trigger, and as soon as they activate, all 4 get hit in quick succession, what even is that AOE?
the Amprex made me giggle. Kohm with duality, umbra excal or mirage is okay. whne modded correctly Attica was the first thing I got a riven for, and the riven is still pretty solid to this day :D
Triburos, you forgot about the 3rd kind of Braton user. That one Vet who is either bored or going for fashion and makes that one typical Excal fashion involving the Braton, Lato and Skana. Edit 1: Karak: Surprised you didn’t go for the obvious ‘Whatever Grineer green lighted this must have been a Karak head’ joke. Edit 2: Daikyu: This thing will literally stretch an enemy miles in length and send them flying all the way to the void! Team Rocket is blasting off again/10 Edit 3: I swear if I don’t see ‘Cpt Vor’s Monologue/10’ for the Seer then I will lose my shit. ...Or a Release the Kraken joke.
@@user-to7re2ek1x He is saying that you get so much Dread Blueprints killing Stalker that every now and then you gotta sell about 30-40 Dread Blueprints. Seriously,the amount of credits you get doing this is absurd
@@UnstableKoala do you usually kill bosses? To be hunted by th Stalker/Shadow Stalker you have to kill a boss,after killing one,you get a mark and this mark will give you about 0.5% chance of facing Stalker in a mission (if you team up with other people who alsi have the mark,your chances increase up to 2.0%).I recommend killing The Sargent,in Phobos
@@frostbytes8906 oh i see why i dont see one now. i got the sigil but i equipped it coz it looks cool hehe. so thats why i was getting messages to inbox when i farm for a frame. is there ny more upside fo killing him other than dread print ?
Sure Sobek is generic, but it is still hella fun to put a Shotgun frenzy and Ammo stock and Corrosive damage and abuse its 50% status chance. Can't wait to get a Riven for it
Sobek is currently my favorite shotgun ever since I slapped a 100% fire rate, 98% Status Riven on it. Even got projectile flight speed because why not turn it into an anti-dropship flak weapon
For the buzlok at 2:34, a clip from the fifth element comes to mind. Specifically, the bit where zorg is displaying the zf1. "One shot, and the replay button sends every following shot to the same location"
Hey Trib have you considered making a similar video, but about Kuva weapons? I would love to know your opinion on the Kuva Quartakk given what you said about the basic Quartakk. (you probably know this already, but just in case I'll point it out - the Kuva Quartakk has a bit of a gameplay difference from the basic model).
I absolutely love that you made the persona 3 reference especially since it's my favorite game so far in the series (albeit I prefer the portable version since I can control my allies for christ's sake), and as for the next video I say go with the secondaries cause hey might as well keep the ball rolling
Coming back to this video in 2022, I find it absolutely hilarious how he said “if you’re wondering why the Vinsap whip from 2021 isn’t on the list”💀 we DID get a whip in 2021… and its name DID start with a V. The Verdilac, which broke the game upon release💀
I wish there were a few more specific options on the poll rather than secondaries or not secondaries. Would’ve been nice to choose from a few potential ideas.
... i dunno. I ne'd at some of them, sure. But I feel like a lot of these ratings are less satire and more ignorance. Instead of poking fun at some of their features but giving credit where credit's due, I kept asking "has he even used this weapon before...?" It feels like he just pulled memes off reddit and wrote a script out of it. At the end of the day it's meant to make ppl laugh so if ppl laughed watching this vid, I suppose I'm an odd one out. But I couldn't overlook what I'd like to say is a bit of ignorance showing through in this one.
Whoopsie forgot the Phantasma. So here u go
Hall of Mirrors / 10.
Also, don't forget to vote in the poll in the description yah dingus, love u bby
Triburos hello
Ey b how ot do8n
Triburos I am watching this and theres a weapon you forgot the memes and awesome vid have fun with the only gun without a normal variant
Btw if any 1 needs a nother Omni voice just friend me on Warframe (same name on everything)
Grinlok is a level action, not a bolt action, because you CRANK A LEVER TO LOAD THE NEXT BULLET LMAO
Edit: this is just for luls, don't take super seriously
The best secondary wepon is the amount salt that trib had when he fired the zenith into the wall for the first time.
All is forgiven. It's now my favorite primary
Triburos who needs pocket sand when you have pocket salt?
@@samurailobster6561 my eyes
@@samurailobster6561 what abot pocket _c o c a i n e_
@@jonsohan1954 frankly not as good, it tends to just cake up and fall off. Sand will scratch the eyes constantly
Triburos reviews every single kitgun and zaw combination and is found hanging himself after the process
This is what V2 spreadsheets are made for.
Save your local Triburos today!!!
Mistur Jostur for a small donation of $350
Depression takes many forms, one is warframe.
@@Pupsker I believe I'm an exception.
"omni voice singlehandedly raised the usage of opticors by 500%"
I AGREE
OPTICORS!!!!!
I can't hear opticor anymore without hearing a rhino screaming *OOOOOOPPPPPPTICORRRRRRRR!!!!*
Opticor
PRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMEE
Omni Voice is the whole reason I got my Opticor.
@@ChorfTV same lol
Amprex: *I mUsT cOnSuLt ThE eLdEr GoDs!!!*
I was not expecting this reference lol 😂
My friend: “What is your main primary weapon?”
Me: REDEEMER PRIME
Grineer Bombard I second this
Dread for me. ...Why fix something that is not Broken? That and I got damn good Riven on it.
My favorite primary is the Fulmin. Pretty decent dam dams, and it effectively has infinite ammo. Stick a Primed Magazine Warp on it and oooh, fun! Neon Chrome/10. (also, you're gonna hate this thing if you don't put a maxed Primed Fast Hands on it.)
E P I T A P H
My favorite primary is probably the Acceltra, automatic bazooka go brrrrrrr.
"Crits more than the Medic's ubersaw" DEAR GOD
There's more
@@SkyonPyon NO
techticianLars Productions *medieval flashbacks of non-amputator medics intensifies*
O H N O
*_AAAAAAAAAA-_*
Makes tier list:
Opinions: It’s free real estate.
We don't take too kindly to opinions 'round these parts
Triburos *plays the clip with Zenith*
Why would you do this
Whoops looks like I dropped something, weird it looks like a time stamp
8:26
@@TriburosOnline You're not me
UNSUBSCRIBED!
Also, the Vulkar is the most-headshot focused of the sniper rifles, with bonus headshot damage on both its zoom and its augment.
The GRINEER SNIPER RIFLE.
Is the one most reliant on PRECISION AND ACCURACY.
Guess the Grineer that made it liked blow people's faces off
Doesn't the augment just give scoped-in damage, not headshot damage?
Best thing is it's incredibly good against Corpus, who have super easy heads to hit. Example of my idea that some weapons, like Vulkar and Sobek as a Grineer example, and Supra as a Corpus one, are intentionally designed to be used against Corpus in the Grineer's case, and vice versa
@@emperorcaesar4311 youre are right
Rubico, 50% cd better
"At least it actually looks like a rifle and not a Bad Dragon product." Bruh.
5:43
I was expecting to hear Quite Shy from the start of that description till I heard "grineer"
EDIT: VOTE IN TRIB'S POLL!
I DID say Grineer didn't I? Iiiii ment to say Orokin. Whoops.
@@TriburosOnline yeah, I was trying hard to imagine a prissy Grineer and failed miserably. Orokin makes sense tho. And, well... Shy.
@@TriburosOnline I think you meant to say Cephalon, but I digress.
I am in favor of starting a petition to have vinzap into an actual weapon.
I was referring to the Vensath that came out in 2021. The Vinzap came out later in 2023
Make them a pair of corpus claw weapons (pretty sure we don't have one of those yet) that look like laser scissors strapped to our fists.
@@mcsatans5120 safety scissors duct taped to our fists
@@mcsatans5120 you mean alky claws for any frame?
I want either a new gunblade, (Sniper, Rocket Launcher, or Grenade Launcher) or a sniper that can shoot pellets like a shotgun.
How to get a dude off Phub:
Step 1: upload a triburos video
Step 2: done
I should start uploading mirrors there now that I think about it
No comment
Triburos I agree strongly
@Canned Bread no GROFIT
Synoid simular`s only usage is to destroy your teammates graphics card along with their eyes
Yeah but its pretty its worth the gpu burning
I live in antartica and yea i got a good enough inernet and pc to play warframe, also im a mirage main, also 4 different rivens for simulor, do u think "global warming" is why the ices melt?
@@aggammer3485 Its you m8
I actualy like new simulor more
> Giving the Astilla only an 8/10
That's okay. I've been wrong before, too.
Anthony Ridolfi Sorry, but we don’ take ah pinions kindly round’ here.
"The Vensap, the whip that came out in 2021"... Well, you were close on the name, Trib
I have actually unironically used a Glaxion built for Critdamage with my Harrow, and in the hands of NPC it is absolutely busted
Wait- why a crit damage build? It's crit multiplier is only 2.0x. Plus, it doesn't have any IPS so it can't really take advantage of its Ice to do Viral / Slash.
Really curious; why not use the Synapse? It has a 2.7x crit multiplier, a 39% crit chance as apposed to Glaxion's 8%, and it even has an equal Riven disposition.
I'm assumin' yer using a riven on the Glaxion though.
It could also be something like this:
imgur.com/a/QqTNGVe
(against Corpus, ofc.)
@@TriburosOnline I use Hunter Munitions to get the -Slaanesh- Slash procs
@@fuuryuuSKK **slowly backs off inquisitorially**
Triburos: this thing crits more than the medic's übersaw
Me: *medic vs engie zombiemode flashbacks*
No mention of acid shells on the Sobek? *angry screeching*
Hell yeah man. That's what made me try the gun, and it's pretty sick.
The acid burst is really only useful on infected, seeing as though sobek is impact focused and Grineer take less damage from impact
Acid Shells is neat, but I'm still not a huge fan of the Sobek as a weapon
@@TriburosOnline fair enough, i was just triggered you called it just another shotgun when it is one of the few that has AoE/a gimmick. I wouldnt use mine without my Riven too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I definitely enjoy it against Corpus too, don't even have a riven but it's still one of my go-to shotguns
4:32 IT'S LEVER ACTION YOU FOOL!
Though I do like my bolt actions too.
That Quanta quote made me piss myself laughing
*K Y U O O B*
K Y O O B
_C E Y O O B_
I dont get it
@@7evenZee Quanta's Alt Fire shoots energy cubes that EXPLODES when they hit an enemy.
K U U U B U H
Trib: "Vinsnap comes up on 2020"
DE: **nervous sweat**
Well Trib, I suspect you've seen a sudden rise in the Glaxion in Hydron... (also, I found out how outstanding this gun is for handling Kela De Thaym's rotary puzzles, like, you need neither aim nor wait, you just stand on the pad, hold the trigger, and as soon as they activate, all 4 get hit in quick succession, what even is that AOE?
ignis with punch through and range is very good at these
the Amprex made me giggle.
Kohm with duality, umbra excal or mirage is okay. whne modded correctly
Attica was the first thing I got a riven for, and the riven is still pretty solid to this day :D
"Who here actually uses the Convectrix"
Raises hand.
"Without a Riven"
...Lowers hand.
"The type of people who pee in the sides of the water water bowl instead of the water"
I feel called out. 😆
BURRRNNNN MY BREEAAAAD
whaddya mean it's dread, not bread?
Lol dude I do this all the time, drives my friend nuts
Triburos, you forgot about the 3rd kind of Braton user.
That one Vet who is either bored or going for fashion and makes that one typical Excal fashion involving the Braton, Lato and Skana.
Edit 1: Karak: Surprised you didn’t go for the obvious ‘Whatever Grineer green lighted this must have been a Karak head’ joke.
Edit 2: Daikyu: This thing will literally stretch an enemy miles in length and send them flying all the way to the void!
Team Rocket is blasting off again/10
Edit 3: I swear if I don’t see ‘Cpt Vor’s Monologue/10’ for the Seer then I will lose my shit.
...Or a Release the Kraken joke.
100 forma wukong when?
100 UMBRAL forma wukong when
100 AURA forma wukong when
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAH I bet my soul and Forma if he gets to 1000 forma
no
*when the Rework comes you shit*
"that one whip that came out in 2021"
*Looks at Verdilac*
Damn, Trib was super close
“Because it crits more than the Medic’s Ubersaw”
I’m dead XD
I love your channel for these references and your humor. Thank you!
i love the fact that he says a whip in 2021 and the last update of 2021 gave us a whip among other things
Trib: I've never seen anyone use the Glaxion not even in Hydron runs!
DE: Is that so? *Adds glaxion vandal and laughs maniacally*
Corinth is literally my favorite weapon.
Perfect Noise/10
Vaykor Hek sounds even better.
im a fan of the tetra and braton sounds
Neil Kush ikr anyone else here just search for shotguns with the best sounds? Also I weirdly adore the Akjagara Prime sound... *lol*
I am many weapons guy
And THESE
Are my weapons...
Let me correct you on the Miter: [Neutralizing Justice]/10
Or you could shoot the drone
Then again, that mod was made before the drones were a thing if I recall so that's not really the Miter's fault
@@TriburosOnline or just shoot the ball / press E a lot
Trib, you basically predicted one of the weapons that came out in the bookend of 2021
Battacor: Basically what happens when the Opticor knocks up the Sybaris
Says, "those who pee on the inner walls of toilet bowl"
Sweats profusely as I buy ivare prime.
I spent this entire video waiting for Acceltra before I realized that this video came out like 3 months before it was released
Well I guess it's time to-
*SEELL MYYY DREEAAD*
@@user-to7re2ek1x He is saying that you get so much Dread Blueprints killing Stalker that every now and then you gotta sell about 30-40 Dread Blueprints. Seriously,the amount of credits you get doing this is absurd
Gustavo Matozo i didnt even see 1 stalker since the quest ..
@@UnstableKoala do you usually kill bosses? To be hunted by th Stalker/Shadow Stalker you have to kill a boss,after killing one,you get a mark and this mark will give you about 0.5% chance of facing Stalker in a mission (if you team up with other people who alsi have the mark,your chances increase up to 2.0%).I recommend killing The Sargent,in Phobos
@@frostbytes8906 oh i see why i dont see one now. i got the sigil but i equipped it coz it looks cool hehe. so thats why i was getting messages to inbox when i farm for a frame. is there ny more upside fo killing him other than dread print ?
@@UnstableKoala Despair (secondary),War (melee) and Smoking Body (ephemera)
Triburos: makes rating for primaries.
DE: Jovian concord
Trib predicted the verdilac whip in the beginning
Kohm 6/10? Young man you are so in trouble
IM SOZ I NEVER USED IT
@@TriburosOnline you better try it
*I mUsT cOnSuLt WiTh ThE eLdEr GoDs* lmao
16:24
*I ' V E B E E N W A I T I N G F O R T H I S*
Aki is best girl
Try to do either secondary/melee next but also talk about every combination of zaw/kitgun possible
That is some 1500 extra weapons to talk about
You must be trying to make Trib lose his Sanity...! *Aha look at all kitgun/zaw combinations* I’m jk that’s a good idea lol 😂
8:19 the orokin saw the opticor and the supra and decided to tape a opticor to a supra and give both a brick of cocane and turned it into the quellor
Sure Sobek is generic, but it is still hella fun to put a Shotgun frenzy and Ammo stock and Corrosive damage and abuse its 50% status chance. Can't wait to get a Riven for it
Sobek is currently my favorite shotgun ever since I slapped a 100% fire rate, 98% Status Riven on it. Even got projectile flight speed because why not turn it into an anti-dropship flak weapon
How much we gotta pay for an updated version :)
i rolled a +slash +multishot +infested -impact riven for my exergis. its now the only shotgun i use. :D
Bro I literally burst out in laughter in my office with your description of the Baza.......lol
6:39 is my favorite moment in this video
Same XD
*C U B E*
*K Y U O O B*
I cant wait for the secondary lineup.
You know what to do, Tribbu.
Begone, SPACE MERCHANTS
I like the description for the zenith... its strangely accurate though
"Quartakk"
Me: Disappointment out of 10
12:50
Wait split corpses don't give more rolls?
You wanna talk about that? xD
It's outdated Wiki info. Was patched out ages ago.
i think trib doesn't play nekros, lol.
For the buzlok at 2:34, a clip from the fifth element comes to mind. Specifically, the bit where zorg is displaying the zf1.
"One shot, and the replay button sends every following shot to the same location"
Ayyyy he’s back!!!!
beep boop
Trib predicted the verdilac, that one whip in 2021
An upload that isn't in 3 in the morning? What is this conspiracy?
It wouldn't render fast enough so I slept instead
lame I know
0:22 still waiting for that vinsnat whip
imagine that the "vinsap" (0:26) will be an actual weapon in 2021
"Soma crits more then the Medics übersaw" As a TF2 and a Warframe fan, I approve.
I respect the Waluigi Pinball in the background :-))
The Sobek really comes alive with the Acid Shells mod.
Clearing rooms with one shot? Sounds awesome to me.
Best crowd control primary /10
Hey Trib have you considered making a similar video, but about Kuva weapons? I would love to know your opinion on the Kuva Quartakk given what you said about the basic Quartakk.
(you probably know this already, but just in case I'll point it out - the Kuva Quartakk has a bit of a gameplay difference from the basic model).
I absolutely love that you made the persona 3 reference especially since it's my favorite game so far in the series (albeit I prefer the portable version since I can control my allies for christ's sake), and as for the next video I say go with the secondaries cause hey might as well keep the ball rolling
>Zarr isn't "You Are A Pirate/10"
did u even do ur research
Coming back to this video in 2022, I find it absolutely hilarious how he said “if you’re wondering why the Vinsap whip from 2021 isn’t on the list”💀 we DID get a whip in 2021… and its name DID start with a V. The Verdilac, which broke the game upon release💀
I never fully leveled up my Barton
i'll be waiting for the whipsaw this year, don't fail me
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i actually didn't use the argonak till i got a riven for it... thats a sub from me
Why isn't the Vinsap, that one Whip that's supposed to come out htis year on the list? :(
Inb4 favorite weapon isn't 5/5
probably not; I have an unhealthy fascination with throwing out 7's.
@@TriburosOnline secret Bungie employee
Currently 2021. Now waiting for the Vensath to drop to prove that Trib can predict the future
I wish there were a few more specific options on the poll rather than secondaries or not secondaries. Would’ve been nice to choose from a few potential ideas.
"Hey at least it looks like a rifle and not a Bad Dragon Product." - Trib
Yer feckin' killin me mate
(actually hilarious)
Thank you master.✋
No thank you
Well, 2021 is drawing to a close... Did we get a whip weapon this year? XD
We got a whip called verdilac. Awfully close if ya ask me :D
Trib knows of Bad Dragon? OwO
OwO
The Opticor vaguely looks like it could be the BFG’s little brother.
13:08
*cephalon jizo want to know your location*
"i've given you all the information you need..."
Five seconds earlier:
Paris: pls no daddy yt i wont show it/10
i used every single gun at the beginning for mastery
"oh what's this, another tier list?"
>all the reviews are practically jokes
oh fuck yes i didn't realise how badly i needed this
We prob weren’t gonna see you for another 2 weeks anyhow lmao
Well this comment aged fucking awfully
I remember not knowing what Bad Dragon product was when I first watched this...
3 years later and now I do.
Times truly change.
Really 7/10 for the arca plasmor?
harlem I am disappointed too
Armor still exists
It is currently about to be 2022 and we still don’t have the vensath :(
SEH-CON-DA-RIES PLS!
Ly btw dad uwu
i thought you were speaking another language wtf
Lucario..... Not worthy enough for me
Daikyu “WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A PRIME YET” still waiting trib, still waiting 😭😭😭😭
8:00 I choked on my water
I was expecting a demoman joke for the Penta, cause it's the only grenade launcher with sticky bombs that are manually detonated
6:01
4:25
HEY!!
[Sprays and wipes glasses]
IS THAT A SUPRA?!
Not going to do variants.
Immediately Mutalist Quanta lol
Mutalist Quanta is a separate weapon tho
Mutalist Quanta functions completely differently from the Quanta. That'd be like saying the Paracyst is a variant of the Quanta.
Trib I have to say you got oddly close with that whip joke.
... i dunno. I ne'd at some of them, sure. But I feel like a lot of these ratings are less satire and more ignorance.
Instead of poking fun at some of their features but giving credit where credit's due, I kept asking "has he even used this weapon before...?" It feels like he just pulled memes off reddit and wrote a script out of it.
At the end of the day it's meant to make ppl laugh so if ppl laughed watching this vid, I suppose I'm an odd one out. But I couldn't overlook what I'd like to say is a bit of ignorance showing through in this one.
The whip comment is surprisingly close