I said this in the first minute of the video as well as in the top of the description but to repeat again for those who some how still missed this... *this seed is not random and I've been practicing on it. This is not a formal world record attempt and the video is just for casual fun and entertainment purposes!* If you'd like to see me actually attempt a speedrun on a random seed, just hit the thumbs up button and I'll try it out! Thanks so much for watching everyone xoxo
@@Silver-xy4ry because in his other video people sort it out but since hes only doing one thing in this video “playing Minecraft” so there making fun of people that do that
what if there was a texture pack/mod that replaced all the sounds in minecraft with triggers? (especially particularly loud ones like creepers) that could be a cool idea.
*Timestamps* 0:00 Intro 1:07 Start 1:16 Start of Speedrun 1:18 Grabbing Beds 2:55 Getting a bit of wood 3:09 Little swim in ocean 3:39 Going to the Nether 3:48 Navigating the Nether 4:48 Mining Netherack 5:29 Going to stronghold 5:42 Going to the End 6:13 waiting for Ender Dragon 10:08 Killing Ender Dragon 10:30 Collecting XP drops 10:39 Outro 10:54 End of Video
"I've never beaten Minecraft." How have you never beaten Minecraft, but you know what command to put in to see hitboxes? One of the great wonders of the world....
Bro he's obviously cheating there's only a 0.00000001 percent chance to find the portal like that and a 0.00000000000000001 percent chance that it's already full with eyes of ender
@@kebblz1993 wdym? He was just joking, and he knows it’s a set seed. Why do you have to go call someone an idiot when you have to do something idiotic yourself in the process.
Plot twist: His keyboard and mouse sounds are really quiet because he hacked the game to look like Java edition while he’s actually playing on pocket edition on an iPhone 4.
I love how he is so passionate for what he does, and he doesn’t realize how much he has done for people like me. I love Jojo and his asmr keep doing what your doing!!
timestamps: 0:00 intro 1:15 gathering beds 2:52 gathering wood 3:09 finishing a nether portal 3:46 running to the portal location 5:32 going into the end 5:43 setting up the killing spot 6:09 waiting for the dragon to approach/getting attacked by dragon 10:05 killing the dragon 10:20 dragon death animation 10:29 getting the xp orbs 10:40 outro
Ridding all the villagers from being able to sleep so then he can murder the ender dragon with beds because it “needs some sleep.” *Yes. This is what I have been waiting for my entire life.*
Every speedrunner does that is bed cycles is when you have to use beds to kill the ender dragon fast so you can get a wor,d record or not if you have a 20 minute and you know
Minecraft vid idea: have one of ur friends set up a “find the button” map with 10 different levels and each level gets harder and harder Edit: Jojo, thank u so much for taking the time to read MY comment. You are my fav asmrtist, so it means a lot to me. Thank you so much
I ate a really good Ice Cream sandwich from Great Value! I personally enjoy Great Value over most ice cream sandwiches because the ice cream inside the sandwich tastes like actual sweetened vanilla that will satisfy your sugary cravings! The cookie itself isn’t mushy when you unwrap it and it has a nice texture of chocolate that combined with the ice cream creates a flavor out of this world! I hope you all get to eat a really good ice cream sandwich as well!
Dream dream dream, hey guys have you heard about dream. Shut up about dream already. We get it. Hes good. There's a reason he doesn't have official wr tho. He isn't the best. So please stop always talking about dream it's so annoying
@@ABP0727 I haven't seen part 4 and up but I've seen alot of clips of Jolyne and she's cool. Idk why but Joseph is just charming. He also doesn't die a horrible death
Jojo: There was a little bit of a lag spike, but that's ok. Only happy little mistakes. *10 seconds later* Jojo: *lags into a pool of lava* THIS GAME IS F****** TRASH LIKE WTF I HATE THIS GAME AHH
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I said this in the first minute of the video as well as in the top of the description but to repeat again for those who some how still missed this...
*this seed is not random and I've been practicing on it. This is not a formal world record attempt and the video is just for casual fun and entertainment purposes!*
If you'd like to see me actually attempt a speedrun on a random seed, just hit the thumbs up button and I'll try it out! Thanks so much for watching everyone xoxo
Oh My Gosh HIII * proceeds to fangirl*
No this is 100% real I’m the fbi so I know
Lol didn't even hear it soz
@@crippin748 lmao
JoJo Is JoJo
...😏😏😏😏
If u know what I mean from jojo bizarre adventure...
Obv just a good gaming chair
verified
Lol
I only subbed to you cuz you are veri- very funny yes
fax
lol
Jojo isn’t just an asmrtist he is an entertainer
TH-cam is for content wtf
Hi dude god bless
@@AJ-sx3lc you missed the joke 😐
@@NoName-ui2zq yeah I got the joke it’s just so bad
@@NoName-ui2zq and like I said TH-cam is for entertainment so that makes this comment stupid
Timestamps: 00:00 - 10:54 (Playing Minecraft)
I hope it was useful because it took so long (:
dont whoosh, I get the joke, but still why did you do this
@@Silver-xy4ry because in his other video people sort it out but since hes only doing one thing in this video “playing Minecraft” so there making fun of people that do that
Try bro I respect the dedication it took to make this
Ty* I hate autocorrect
Yo he is not wrong but he should have put timestamp instead of timestamps
20% speedrun, 80% Dragon having good time
Poor jojo. He was so unlucky with that dragon perching.
90% dragon having a good time I would say
nah all mobs
Set seed is obvious
@@ShiHyeokGaietywell no shit tf is ur point
Insomnia: exists
Jojo: We don't do that here
Nice one
@@bird9675 Yeah, real good job.
Oof moment
jojo: *is supposed to help people sleep*
also jojo: *steals an entire village’s beds*
Underrated comment
Damn underrated
Smh
OBJECTION! UNDERATED COMMENT! ACCORDING TO THIS PAPER ANALYSIS,THIS COMMENT IS UNDERATED
Underrated comment here
I love how he completely missed a flint and steel that was in the chest and made his own when he could've had free flint and steel and an iron sword!
Didn't need the iron sword he got bed
there is no flint and steel
Plot twist: He just pulled a 1 in 7.5 Trillion odds speedrun
*drem*
jreem
Jrëmē
Jareem
Jreeme
Petition to get jojo to do a worst reviewed Villager Roleplay!
I kinda want that
Hell yeah
This is my signature, yup that’s it I have signed
wait he hearted that does that mean he approved oh my god I can't wait
He doesn’t really have to try that hard if he does it because villagers already give awful trades lol
what if there was a texture pack/mod that replaced all the sounds in minecraft with triggers? (especially particularly loud ones like creepers) that could be a cool idea.
Yeee, we need an asmrtist to do one!
I would be playing Minecraft all night
Ah yes, can't wait to hear a silent "sssss" whispered into my ear as I FUCKING EXPLODE
that can be done with a resource pack (texture pack) as they allow you to replace sound files
I remember there was an amsr doom eternal video which replaced the gore sounds with triggers
Plot twist: he is actually not supposed to be recording so he is whispering to not wake up his parents
Plot twist: your not allowed to write plot twist comments so you have to do it at 1AM so u don't die
@@depagogd1426 Plot Twist: You not supposed to tell people to not write plot twist.
Everyone : finding different ways to kill the dragon
Jojo : "collecting beds" the dragon needs to get some sleep 😴😴
@@johnnycripplestar5167 i think they were joking man
@@johnnycripplestar5167 Shut up
That was the coldest thing anyone has ever said about anything
@@yesyourhonoriknowbut9510 they def were not joking lmfao looks like we got someone on the scale
well isnt dying permanantly sleeping
*Timestamps*
0:00 Intro
1:07 Start
1:16 Start of Speedrun
1:18 Grabbing Beds
2:55 Getting a bit of wood
3:09 Little swim in ocean
3:39 Going to the Nether
3:48 Navigating the Nether
4:48 Mining Netherack
5:29 Going to stronghold
5:42 Going to the End
6:13 waiting for Ender Dragon
10:08 Killing Ender Dragon
10:30 Collecting XP drops
10:39 Outro
10:54 End of Video
Thanks 😊
Thanks
@@luiscanuelas5465 No Problem
@@loganrivera2925 You’re Welcome
@@loganhughes06 ur to good bro
Jojo: "why grab beds"
Me: "ender dragon sleep fight tingle"
Can idiots read the pinned comment?
@@kebblz1993 the heck you talking about?
I gotta like how half of the speed run is just him waiting for the dragon to come down
Plot twist : Jojo is actually Dream in disguise.
Lmaoooo
I wonder how he thinks
then jojo is a cheater :(
Jojo doesn't cheat tho...
Possibly
my brain : hey let's sleep, now that we got tingles
me : yesn't
9:58
hello
It's just don't work sometimes
Alwaysn't
I can’t think of one, but there is a dream related joke to be made
Blood for the blood god
Bend Dover the one you are looking for is this is as real as dreams speed run
1 in 4.5 trillion chance that I find this comment. But I did
zoomingcow77 how
@@antoniocorsetti3222 😔
"I've never beaten Minecraft." How have you never beaten Minecraft, but you know what command to put in to see hitboxes? One of the great wonders of the world....
google exists
I never beat her myself, because I played on a SMP
@@Tsuyira f3+b
Google duh smh
Also used divine traveled to the stronghold
"You're probably wondering why we're grabbing beds"
Me, who watches minecraft speedruns for fun: "yes"
Cute pfp!!
@@miuiswaifu thank you ☺️
Is it ur cat or just a random one?
@@jaaron5277 just a random one, I'm not that skilled in photography xD
Haters will say that hes cheating, hes clearly just better than everyone
Bro he's obviously cheating there's only a 0.00000001 percent chance to find the portal like that and a 0.00000000000000001 percent chance that it's already full with eyes of ender
Clearly went in creative before starting the video
Wooooosh
@@Jaketaylor29 You clearly didn't read the comment JoJo posted
@@Jaketaylor29 I like to hope you are joking but you AAARE a fortnite clip chanel so I'm not sure
Jojo: “Why is he so angry, I didn’t do anything to him yet”
Also Jojo: *waiting for the right moment to shoot him out of the sky*
Ik how u got your pfp stripes. A fellow man of culture
I had a laugh for 2 mins after I just got my ps5 Xbox series X gaming PC and a lot of other things because I got a b+ instead of an A B RUHHH
@@tridentbbx6293 ???????
Keyword:
I haven’t watched this channel in a while, but I am very happy that it got past 1 mil. Truly a deserving channel
New Minecraft world record
Category: ASMR
1st place: Jojo ASMR
Dreams 3rd
@@Midnightgay Dream is no asmr artist
If he put his put his run on there they might think he cheated
@@bruhjustbruh3092 why.
@@SkyTrooper121 he spawned at a perfect spot with the exact amount of obsidian, and the end portal cant spawn with all pearls in it
this is the speedrun dream dreamed about (no pun intended)
Lol-
@Unika Ngxonono Both are correct
Can idiots read the pinned comment?
@@kebblz1993 wdym? He was just joking, and he knows it’s a set seed. Why do you have to go call someone an idiot when you have to do something idiotic yourself in the process.
At this rate Jojo is gonna be the first asmr channel to join DreamSMP
YES HIS TWITCH WILL JUST BE FOR RELAXING AS WE WATCH SOMEONE LOSE A CANON LIFE LIKE EVERY OTHER TUESDAY 💀
And then got cannon killed by technoblade....
It just went down so no
What’s dreamsmp
Imagen quackity and jojo 😂
Dream: oh my god i found a buried nether portal!
Jojo: uh nice
Pretty sure the ender dragon is the only thing that could ever be angry at Jojo
Plot twist: His keyboard and mouse sounds are really quiet because he hacked the game to look like Java edition while he’s actually playing on pocket edition on an iPhone 4.
"Hacked"
Lol more like modding lmao
Dude you can still hear the mouse
It does look like pocket though
bruh it’s a joke guys
@@caity.7960 no actually it really is pocket dough u right
Plot twist: he's training to go to the dream smp
ahaha yes
He did it on peaceful tho
@@213riteshvig2 it’s a joke :/
that would be an awesome joke character
@@213riteshvig2 if you read the top comment...you aint gonna look dumb here
Jojo: ASMR
Title screen: HAHA LOL
This is what Dream should watch before sleeping
I love how he is so passionate for what he does, and he doesn’t realize how much he has done for people like me. I love Jojo and his asmr keep doing what your doing!!
th-cam.com/video/PTH-Slu-ClI/w-d-xo.html
Day 206 of asking Jojo to do worst reviewed ASMR tutorial/ASMRtist
I. Will. Not. Stop.
Will you stop if he wont do that for 50 billon years or 0 billon years or even 21 billon years
I kinda feel hypnotized by watching this video
Jojo: “speed running “
Dream would like to know ur location
5:50 what your gun sounds like when u run out of ammo
First Speedrun Minecraft
Then ASMR Speedrun
*The perfect crossover doesn’t exi...*
Now ASMR MinecraftSpeedrun
th-cam.com/video/PTH-Slu-ClI/w-d-xo.html
Your voice gives me tingles
timestamps:
0:00 intro
1:15 gathering beds
2:52 gathering wood
3:09 finishing a nether portal
3:46 running to the portal location
5:32 going into the end
5:43 setting up the killing spot
6:09 waiting for the dragon to approach/getting attacked by dragon
10:05 killing the dragon
10:20 dragon death animation
10:29 getting the xp orbs
10:40 outro
Day 3 of asking Jojo to do asmr Russian comrade role-play
Yes
I mean, Ephemeral Rift did multiple
i want to like but its on 69 likes
That would be hilarious.
Asmr Russian solider captured you and is now sending you to the gulag where you are mercilessly mauled by trained k9s infront of your children
This makes him a superior asmrtist
Jojo He’s shooting his fireballs at us: Me us what does he mean. My brain, YOUR A PART OF THIS TOO YOU ARE A PART OF THIS ASMR VID.
Ridding all the villagers from being able to sleep so then he can murder the ender dragon with beds because it “needs some sleep.” *Yes. This is what I have been waiting for my entire life.*
Runs fake, those beds are clearly paid actors
😂
I was thinking the same thing🙄
He is prob on peaceful
Lol
not because the sounds of your mouse are synchronized with Minecraft
i never realized how good a lot of the sounds in minecraft were for asmr until now
Everyone: watching the asmr
Me: genuinely impressed that he one cycled the dragon
Ikr for me the dragon perch’s for like 2 seconds
This man has my respect for defeating the ender dragon with beds.
Every speedeunner does it
it’s the meta
It's the easiest way to do it
Every speedrunner does that is bed cycles is when you have to use beds to kill the ender dragon fast so you can get a wor,d record or not if you have a 20 minute and you know
Im sitting here, dog on my lap, listening to asmr, and living life bro.
You got that gooooood life
No one:
Jojo: sorta casual speedrun
My brain: *dreams speedrun / manhunt music plays*. DO DO DO DO
It's written "DUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU"
No need to thank me
No cap
Man I love ASMR and Minecraft so big thanks
Fun fact:
Jojo enjoys making these Minecraft videos!!!
“We need beds to ironically to kill the ender dragon” me: SEE MOM I don’t need to sleep I need it to kill the ender dragon 🥱
You're not funny
Well did I ask
@@SilverLT I was gonna say that everyone has different opinions on what’s funny and defend you, but you actually said “did I ask”, so you deserve it
Hmmm sorry... well I do take things differently but ya know... To each his/her own
@@WinterFlare Did he ask
Jojo: "speedrun minecraft"
*Random notification*
Dream want to know your location
Jojo: oh s**t
Did anyone realise that his hunger isn't going down
Its on peaceful mode people can speed run on peaceful most people its not aloud in some different speed run ways but yes he can speed run in peacefull
@LOW-SEE-BLOW-LSB
And he also put in a seed wich is also aloud in some speed run methods
Errm ok but I still don't hear it
@@Batman_Arkham_WRLD there are some speed run methods that let people play on peaceful
Haha you don’t know how I got so many likes
Thx for all the like never gotten more then 10 ( ik that’s pathetic) but ye thanks
@@cyalumdashyt9469 ye it's pathetic, but i aprecciate that you didn't edited the comment, and that u recogniced that it's pathetic XD
Ha ye I don’t comment much so that’s kinda why
@@cyalumdashyt9469 u good fam, u good, also congrats on the 52 likes man
Ay thanks when I’m replying I’m on 66 thanks everyone who liked
I don’t know if anyone else has said this, Jojo you can use the fire charge in the chest to light the portal
There should be a playlist called sleepy gameplay ✌️
Edit:Thanks for hearting my comment Jojo ✌️😴
if you edit a comment the heart goes away😬
@@sharkbite8766 but Jojo likes again :)
I remember not knowing what a set seed was and thinking this guy got the world record.
Minecraft vid idea: have one of ur friends set up a “find the button” map with 10 different levels and each level gets harder and harder
Edit: Jojo, thank u so much for taking the time to read MY comment. You are my fav asmrtist, so it means a lot to me. Thank you so much
"Why is he so angry , i didnt do anything!" Him litteraly standing there with beds trying to kill him.
Dragon : U think im dumb? Am i a joke to you?
No hate I am a big fan fall to sleep to your asmr every night just wondering when are you gonna do like a 10 hour asmr again
How is this hate?
@@kaibass7838 lol exactly
@@kaibass7838 maybe he just didn’t wanna come across as rude
I like how Jojo likes all the comments but doesn’t reply
I think he said he won’t because things kept breaking on his first but I’m not sure
WOW! Jojo you are so good at Minecraft. Please make more Minecraft videos PLEASE, I'm sure it'll get LOTS of views
Bro he used a set seed
I ate a really good Ice Cream sandwich from Great Value! I personally enjoy Great Value over most ice cream sandwiches because the ice cream inside the sandwich tastes like actual sweetened vanilla that will satisfy your sugary cravings! The cookie itself isn’t mushy when you unwrap it and it has a nice texture of chocolate that combined with the ice cream creates a flavor out of this world! I hope you all get to eat a really good ice cream sandwich as well!
Yes
Whaat, you so fast
Yes
Wise man
I’m convinced you’re a god
anyone else get mad when he got 2 yellow beds in a row
People: can't sleep
Jojo: hold my tea
The ender portal was lit
Day 122 of asking Jojo for a Barbie girl roleplay
No
Barbie girl with only one leg don’t ask what happened to the other leg ok?
Speedrunners: We just need sub 4. That’s it, that’s the god damn record.
Jojo: M O U T H C R A F T
Legit speed run. Best I’ve ever seen.
It cant be in random seed is set seed but is allowed because in set seed you have to use a set seed but in random seed you cant
Me: about to fall asleep in the end
Dragon:REeeEeEeEe
With the visual boxes the end dragon looks like a turtle and I love it
Jojo missed the chance to title the video: *Putting the ender dragon to sleep*
I never thought that Minecraft could be so relaxing
Jojo:*Speedruns minecraft in 9 minutes*
Me:*speedruns sleep in 1 minute*
This is super duper calming
K I thought this was random seed I was bouts be like
Sheesh
Hey @Jojo's ASMR I've played this map multiple times and I actually got 3:38 minutes which is close to the world record
nice well done
Let’s just ignore 16 obsidian in the chest...
I’ve gotten that once and plus his is for asmr purposes if ur saying this is fake
This is a minecraft seed, you can find this one in most pregenerated minecraft speedruns.
Bros, I know it’s a seed, probably every speedrunner use some...
you say it like hes a professional or something
And the ender eyes in the portal...
I'm trying to close my eyes and relax to this video but it's too interesting to watch him do a speedrun haha 😂 great video👍
Me: speed runs quite often and gets around 10mins
Him: my first speed run in 9 mins
He even said he trained before it isnt his first
10 minute speed runs without training, there's no way that's possible. Not even Dream gets that
@@r3ady780 dude it’s a set seed
@@davidsta2885 that's what I was saying. You misinterpreted my comment. You're talking to the wrong person.
Dream: Trys for hours to get world record JoJo: No I dont think I will.
Jojo: Uploads Minecraft ASMR
Me: Downloads Minecraft after watching this and testing every sound of every block for ASMR
and this is the channel that gives me tingles :)
Me:
Watching this video
Man:
Steals my bed, compacts it then holds it
Me:
Huh?
JoJo: do minecraft speedruns
Dream: im about to ruin this man's career
May i make a comment similar to this and give you full credit? It wont be word by word
Dream dream dream, hey guys have you heard about dream. Shut up about dream already. We get it. Hes good. There's a reason he doesn't have official wr tho. He isn't the best. So please stop always talking about dream it's so annoying
@@peopevc6053 yeah fr
@@bacon_haired_dude7050 dream dream dream dream
@@fishing10ooquu huh
jojo should be a pro minecrafter he’s better than dreamzz
Flaming burn!!!!
I don’t wanna be a stan but this is a preset speed
@@GooseHunter4 My Boy Jojo still a pro
Bull shit
@@epimax7360 shut tf up XD
I really love those Minecraft videos please do more!!! I’ve already seen this video 4 times
"Jojo is actually just dream in disguise" hits hard with the set seed
Minecwaft wit da boizzzzzz with extra "z" lol
why is everyone talking about his mouse THIS MAN FOUND A SEED WITH A PRELIT PORTAL
fr
XD
it was a joke lol
Mans on peaceful mode and this guy is worried about a pre lit portal 😂
@@jamie6422 The chances of a prelit portal is 0.0000000001%
This man just managed to combine gaming with ASMR. Genius
Has been done before. Multiple times
2:20 I’ve seen doors open and close really fast by villagers but not this fast 😂
Same
6 seconds in the speed run and hits a villager lol 😂
Me: running on 3 hours of sleep
Jojo: STOP!!!
Me: yes
That was a lot funnier in my head
Here is something that is actually funny my life :/
Something funnier my life
Plot Twist: You thought it was funny because you were half asleep
funny stuff have meanings
This was the first video I watched from you! Your videos are great love you man!
Fun fact Jojo won't leave us a day of no sleep
avocados 🥑from🇲🇽
Day four of asking JoJo to make an asmr dedicated to JoJo’s bizarre adventure
Yes please. Who's your favorite JoJo? Any of them. Mines Joseph. Anyone who wants to answer can
@@icanttypr8900 jolyne is cool but I agree with joseph
@@ABP0727 I haven't seen part 4 and up but I've seen alot of clips of Jolyne and she's cool. Idk why but Joseph is just charming. He also doesn't die a horrible death
@@icanttypr8900 You're correct on thr horrible death part.
@@ABP0727 I saw that more parts are on hulu. What. I've been watching on Netflix.
Jojo: There was a little bit of a lag spike, but that's ok. Only happy little mistakes.
*10 seconds later*
Jojo: *lags into a pool of lava* THIS GAME IS F****** TRASH LIKE WTF I HATE THIS GAME AHH
In the time I was in excruciating stomach pains out of pure randomness Jojo went from collecting beds to fighting the ender dragon, pretty cool 😎