Two Best Friends Play: Star Wars (KOTOR) Compilation Part 2: Attack of the Pockets
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- PART II boys. The Final Part 3 will be released as soon as the LP is over. Enjoy everyone!
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1:45:10 Crazy Talk actually making Pat Smoke weed in the future
context:
look up castle super weed episode on woolies channel
I would think if Pat smoked there would be less angry rants.
@@DiggitySlice But not less rants.
@@jakesommer3914 😁 XD
Woolie:"So how's drugs?"
Pat: "They are ok"
I like the implication that even among his own race, Yoda just has a weird speech impediment
This is a favorite comment of mine.
@@PwnLV4 A favorite of mine, this comment is, you mean.
Dang dude you kinda called it. The recent series has super backed this up.
in the 2003 clone wars he speaks normally when really distressed
29:08 "Palpatine's behind it all", TROS was CRAZY TALKED INTO EXISTENCE!
But he said it did happen, crazy talk shouldn't have activated!
Of all times for Pat's stand to go off!
GODDAMMIT PAT!!!!
crazy talk REQUIEM
well to be fair its a reference to plinkett reviews star wars prequels but yeah rise really fucked it up
He said it as a joke, causing it to manifest as the unfunniest joke ever
Revan takes off the mask.
Woolie: PAY MEEEEEEEE!
His Pocket greed truly knows no bounds 😂
That shit had me in stiches :D
1:25:00
“You can’t have Olympics unless you discriminate by race.”
Woolie Madden, 2018
I wondered where the quote came from since seeing the SBFP animated videos.
Came here looking for that, thanks for the timestamp.
"I'm actually from the future. Or some shit. I dunno."
This one phrase describes too much sci-fi nowadays.
The entire Terminator franchise described in a single sentence 😂
1:17:32
“POCKETS! MONEY, GO!”
“Go, go, Fill! Big Fill. Big Pocket. Money, Go!”
God this LP is a fucking TREASURE.
Jolee Bindo’s voice actor has voiced another character called UNCLE POCKETS in Foster’s home for imaginary friends.
*"PAAAAAAYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEE"*
Pockets: “The only way this will end is with blood.”
Canderous: “I’m glad somebody finally said what we’ve all been thinking.”
Best companion.
“The only way this will end is with blood” as Canderous is in the background, sweating and breathing hard with his pulse on the trigger
Pat: They're not gonna send police over to that neighbourhood anymore
Woolie: Good, good
The fact that Pockets is literally the most Dark-side entity that the galaxy has ever known and still insisted on learning Light-side Force powers tells me that they have deluded themselves that they are the hero and savior of the universe that just wants to make a bit of money and it is the most hilarious headcanon ever.
Mucha Shaka Pockets
35:11 Pat is the devil on Woolie's shoulders encouraging unnecessary murder and Woolie who's unsure looks on his other shoulder saying "hey where's the other guy?" And then the other devil Pat shows up and says "YEAH KILL EM!"
Woo’Lie never stood a chance. The Dark Side path was inevitable!
"First time anyone in anything star related has talked about 'demons."
Someone needs to introduce the Seed of Madden to Warhammer 40k
He meant Star Wars related.
“Even if it’s shit it’ll be better than the old crap.”
I see Crazy Talk is only getting stronger
Kotor 1, Woolie and Pat: The Mandalorians are AWESOME
kotor 2: I'm about to ruin this entire culture's career
Ty Wilson the basilisk wardroid looked NOTHING like how it was described in Kotor 1
@@BestMeatBag
It also looks nothing like the artist interpretations from the comics that followed this game.
- Dude, don't torture me, I'll tell you everything!
-Haha, each time you don't give me an honest answer, I'll hurt Cart!
- Well shit, I'm not telling you anything!
Though technically silence wouldn’t mean false answers, so in theory you should just start telling blatant lies!
okay I have no idea why since I usually hate it but I fucking love the background music over the fish trial. It just somehow fits the scenario perfectly.
aaand I just randomly learned today it's part of the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney soundtrack. lol. so I guess it makes sense, good job
It's way too loud and that is inarguable.
Right?!?
About the ”companion” quest for that woman?
Well, remember when fucking a household appliance was considered a little weird? Me, too.
CURRENT YEAR
CURRENT TIME
Current Autoblow?
10/10 ending. PAY ME!
“I am hard to kill. lord Malak”
*malak cuts nord in half immediately*
I found the evil option for Elise on Dantoine (Prolly alot know it allready, but for those that dont, here it is)
Kill the robit, go back to elise, Lie to her that you Didn't find him, but he is still out there. She will run out to find him, presumably getting killed by Kath hounds.
God, I love how the Basilisk droid description of "They're dragon robots, and their mouths are all guns" is some dumb Axe Cop sounding bullshit but *that's actually a thing in KOTOR canon*
It's all the EU canon. Or as I call it the real canon as opposed to the corporate political canon
Petition for Pat to narrate every Pheonix Wright game now
In The Zone
"Let it be noticed that uh...yeah he objects to this shit."
There is nothing funnier than Woolie calling a fucking Jedi apprentice who used the most evil dark side type powers, practically killing her master and causing her to have a crisis of conscious a "whiny emo teen".
sneak dic still one of my favorite bits of SBFP of all time
pure gold
especially with Pat making a fairly impressive save and then unashamedly patting himself on the back for it
It just occurred to be that Elcor from mass effect talk like HK
Yo the Ace Attorney music during the trial bit works so well!
THANK YOU 🙏🏻 one of my favorite bits when I was editing the LP!
It just occurred to me, the lack of a fade out for the Jedi training is especially egregious because they use one for the sand person talking about his history to convey time passing, then fuck it up for the thing pretty much everyone is gonna see?
That Mercenary - I've just realised it's the voice actor for Solidus Snake too
1:33:22 potentially the most important thing in all of star wars history.
Pockets would work as Jolee Bindo’s daughter, Jolee’s entire backstory is leaving the jedi order to get married.
Pat-ricide
"If I was Ewan McGregor I'd be desperate to do it again"
"Now that it's back in good hands"
I think I threw up in my mouth a little
That line hasn't aged well.
Pat, in his need to nerd sass, ends up looking brain dead when he critiques Dark Souls 2 or the prequels.
@@geoahd12 This LP isn't even that old
The only time in the last 5 years that wouldn't have been a nuclear take is maybe immediately after Rogue One came out, but even then that's still a bit too enthusiastic
Pat and Woolie mirror any opinion from RLM. So naturally all Star Wars pre dizzknee is dumb and icky.
except dave filoni and jon favreau, along with authors and comic writers like James Luceno and Charles Soule have done great things with star wars, and created a well connected, well developed universe, whereas before it was just a bunch of random stock fantasy stories about stock evil characters and stock magic plot devices.
have you ever actually watched the entirety of the clone wars and rebels, and read the darth vader and star wars comics? have you read the aftermath series or the thrawn books? or servants of the empire?
there are a TON of good stories in the new canon that actually make sense and fit into a consistent universe.
are you actually going to fucking act like the EU was better off when it was nothing but overly dark 90s anti-hero shit and cliche fantasy garbage?
i guarantee you haven't actually watched or read any of the EU stuff or any of the new canon comics or books, and just base your opinion off of twitter posts and youtube videos.
That moment when you stretch so good that can feel your blood rushing through your whole body
"Be careful here, kid. Start poking your nose in..."
"Shahdup."
23:15 oh boy did that age badly.
100% should have had pockets kiss carth just to break his heart further.
Remember when Woolie wanted to break free from stereotypes?
No
No
Woolie lies.
Woo'lies
29:07 Wow, they got the Rise of Skywalker twist two years before release.
GO GO FILL! BIG FILL BIG POCKET MONEY GO!
MONEY GO UP MONEY GO UP HARD
Man i love how woolie decided to be a big liar as he is wont to be...and totally missed out on the biggest shit stain he has left on the galaxy. Murdering the progenitor to an entire race.
"Ah, I'm having a stroke" -Pat
(Makes evil claim because im sith)
Ah I can see though your claim what a hero protecting your friend
(cuts open his own body to show a big demon burst out
Wouldn’t it be super awkward if Twi’Leks were actually real and they came to Earth, then they saw the way we made Twi’Leks talk in Star Wars and were like, “Holy shit, that’s racist.”
Like the equivalent of a fake Chinese accent being done by a white guy.
I love coming back to these and seeing pat be like greater good or no, that's evil, very funny change of view now for woolie that's for sure
Woolies "Yevon be praised" at 48:06 made me lose my shit in class
Palpatine really was behind it all
I hated this playthrough for going so long and taking up the space of tons of other potential ones, but these compilations make up for those months or whatever. Pretty fantastic work!
masonloc Thanks Dude 💛
I am amazed at the level of scumminess they've managed to go down. I didn't even realize they're were that many dirtbag options in the game. Unbelievable 😂
I wish they would stop doing it in real life
33:12
Ahlan: There you are, Shen!
Shen: Father!?
Rahasia: Mr.Matale!
Nurik: Rahasia!
Rahasia: Father!
Shen: Mr.Sandral!
Matale: Nurik!
Nurik: Ahlan!
Pockets: Pockets!
I remember when I got to the Revan reveal in my playthrough and it WASN'T my characters face behind the mask. I was super confused.
Since star wars is owned by Disney. Pockets is this universe's version of the gross sisters from the proud family. 🙌 hands up 💸 cash out.
And so we continue the Adventures of May-Day Pockets and her stalwart droid man-servants Chewie and Fuckface.
Dat ending stinger XD
Pat: "We've all known that person, like how did that happen, right?"
Wait, was Pat not dating Paige during this LP?
Woolie: "WE SURE DO AHAHAHAHA"
This is the best friends fake racism episode lol
You haven't watched thr LA Noir playthrough, have you?
Pat will sometimes go "Im not going there" Then theres jokes he makes that good there but then the thing he wont say probably way worse. Woolie's patience is godlike
If you want the real slave and racism jokes, watch Woolie's LP of Astral Chain.
I love saul just being like n-no I know you arent this crazy, ah fuck 'em burn em all i got my credits
"Shut the fuck up with your Kachis" that gets me everytime
It always weirds me out hearing the narrator from modern Marvel's as the voice of calo
Phoenix wright music killed me. Good shit
29:08 Pat did this.
7:07 Yuuzhan Vong?
Pat talking about the lovecraft story Colour, just as I see the trailer for it coming out soon
For how hard and annoying it is to recruit juhani she's such a nothing lame nerd. It would have been neat to still save her but guide her down the dark side.
All you need is a little bit of persuasion. The soldier/guardian path winds up with way more feats than you actually need. It's much smarter to take a path that gets you a little bit of skills for persuasion. Scout/guardian is way better.
3:02:30
Woolie quietly
"....called it…"
Pat: "Oh look! I'm making a dragon!"
2:47:05 “what happens when the fish people become worthless?” They just invent bacta to completely replace kolto hard enough that everyone forgets about it
I can't tell if this is how they have fun or if they're *just* psychopaths.
I only just noticed when listening to Admiral Saul Karath that "Oh shit, that's Zaeed Massani!" Bioware really loves using the same voice actors. Also RIP Robin Sachs, his voice was too badass for this world.
2:56:03 I imagine just hucking the dirtiest loogie I could conjure onto the floor in front of carth and just saying “get back in the ship”
1:14:05 what’s even weirder is we literally see yoda talk normally in the 2003 cartoon
Lord Malak was most displeased when he learned you escaped Taris alive.
I swear you could sell those plates to this hutt in tatooine for way more than what a vendor gives you. Not sure if he buys all of them though or just the one you get from that woman
It's funny. Only Yoda speaks backward.
Darth Imperius in my mind it’s just another way he fucks with people
Watching this after the *FAILURE* that is "Anthem", i cannot help but feel contempt for BioWare... they went from legendary to a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Aaaaaaah chipu chipu cucaca
Now I can see Woolie is going for two blades and speed, which makes power attack way better than flurry. An extra attack isn't that important when you already have 5, but extra damage on all 5 attacks add up.
31:21 Now I'm super curious to see that Romeo and Juliet movie
It's pretty bad unfortunately
@@DiggitySlice I saw It a couple of weeks after their lets play, Its not that bad.
23:16
Mehehehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no! it's fucked over royally!
WORLDSTARR!
1:24:40 10/10
1:21:40 for the sneak dics.
Thank got these got put back up.
Holy shit that ending, PAYYYYY MEEEEE sent my kidneys to orbit.
"I built up a reputation, this is fair...this is extremely fair."
That auto save resetting the game was fucking weird.
I watch these like once a week lol "this motha fucka knows pazzak"?
Content has been so dry I had to resort to not just visiting memory lane, Ive resorted to fucking living on this street
Fucking same dude.
Honestly it seems reasonable to go mad if you saw a color that just shouldn't exist. Anything like it really, but more likely we just can't recognize its existence at all.
Side note the color out of space was lovecrafts favorite story that he created
pockets is an S tier character
3:43
Oooooh he MAD.
That outro is so strong
46:02 it's 2023 and I know a gas station over in the hood that has a Bitcoin ATM
Why’d you skip all the Davik stuff?
2:39:00 does anyone have the link to the gremlin MS paint of Pockets
2:09:00 what? the entirety of ESB is "i have bills to pay"
The trial is killing me 😆
did nothing funny happen for the last part of taris?
36:00 Free XP Y'all.
😂 😂 😂
23:01 pats statement about Disney's Kenobi stuff didn't age well.
How??? Both are great lmao
@@ledzeppelinfan1001 if you think so but most will disagree even pat thinks it's shit.