@ponquinful Why is it that adding Jojo elements to anything immediately makes it cool? Ride to Hell would have been so much better if Jake Conway's bike was his stand, and Caesar was a Biker Man, an entity brought into existence when the first motorbike was developed
Jin's whole plan was, by destroying Azazel, and killing himself, Heihachi, and Kazuya, he would destroy the Devil Gene and by doing that, he thought he would erase all evil on the planet. Obviously it failed.
Instead of starting a fucking world war killing millions, couldn't Jin use all those resources and money to put the sleeping Azazel in a rocket and send that fucker to roam forever in space? I guess pretending Jin was evil is more important than logic
"who am i even supposed to woot for here, they're both dirt bags" truer words were never spoken, this is why they don't end wrestlemanias with heel vs heel
@@DiranJiru the signature thing to Tekken's story is that all the poster characters, the main characters everyone easily recognizes, are all actually just really evil; and they're all trying to take eachother out.
Kazuya for me. Dude only became a dirtbag because his dirtbag father threw him off a cliff out of paranoia. I cheered when he finally threw Heihachi's ass in a lava pit. Full circle.
Shotgun Parley in literally any other game it'd have a lot more focus. There really isn't a purpose in Tekken aside from I guess establishing an outsider's view? Even though it's kind of pointless if that character isn't focuses on in actual game
"So, the devil's been revealed to be Kazuya Mishima, the man controlling G Corporation from the shadows, the corporation that is fighting the Mishima Zaibatsu. Could this be a connection to the downed satellite?" "Kaz-whoya? Whaaaat? No, the Zaibatsu forgot to convert from feet to meters, the satellite crash proves they are the most untrustworthy! There's no way in *hell* that relates!" -Part of the "News Patience" bar explodes.
I kinda like Tekken 7's story mode overall, but I do have to say this. Nothing happened. Ok, well, shit totally went down. That much is true. But at the end of the day nothing changed, Heihachi came back, did stuff that amounted to nothing, then was killed by Kazuya. All that really occurred is that now Jin's back.
What Kazumi said: "I want you to kill Kazuya and Heihachi for me" What Akuma heard: "Kill Kazuya and Heihachi, but like. you can take your time. I'm patient"
I mean...Akuma killed Master Gotetsu or whatever his name was. That's kinda his whole deal, it's where the beads come from. Not to mention the time he destroyed a battleship in Third Strike.
honestly the worse thing about this story is that it ends on a to be continued. Really?!? Now I have to wait till Tekken for the conclusion of Jin vs Kazuya.
MrSecretSentai or Jin versus Akuma because we don't f****** know who survived that little fight on the true ending. And yeah, Akuma is actually part of the lore now
That was all kinds of a mess, but I do like that Heihachi's wife married him, was his wife for years, and bore him a son just so she could Devil Trigger and try to murder him in a fair fight instead of slitting his throat in his sleep on their honeymoon. Wait, no, that's also stupid. But if it weren't it could've been some good characterization for Heihachi.
As a firsthand player of the story on normal diff it was hell and I almost regret following a story like this but enjoyed some bits as well, overall good game shit story
Not gonna lie, this story mode was so offensively bad it ruined Tekken for me. It made the whole Mishima family conflict and devil gene seem so so fucking stupid The only thing Kazuya, Jin and Heihachi want in the world is to kill each other, but instead of just setting up a meeting and doing it they decide to wage wars and set up countless Tekken Tournaments and other convolutes plans as "bait" to draw each other out, despite the fact everyone is already extremely eager to kill one another
Chio Chan Genocide as if a game where you can have a kangaroo fight the devil and literal children fight against a f****** grizzly bear that was taught to fight by Heihachi wasn't clearly stupid...
From my understanding, Jin wanted to kill Azazel believing that would rid him of the devil gene. As we all know, that plan went to shit and the parry god (Jin) is still out here shooting beams from his dome piece.
MP Unknown that's a better question yeah I know like who did he almost die to?! Now that's some sequel set up as well because now you have this weird unknown that's playing in.
I can't wait to get ready for the next vattle and see Senator Armstrong and Desperado LLC take part in the war, and Armstrong somehow having to pay a debt to Kazumi to kill the Mishimas.
The reporter bits are pretty awful, but other than that...I actually really liked Tekken 7's story mode. Like yeah it's stupid and goofy, but that's what I like about Tekken. And it was a stupid and goofy story well told (again, aside from the reporter) that didn't overstay its welcome. Also every scene Heihachi was in was either badass or genuinely heartbreaking.
I seriously hate how this game turned out. It's a disappointment to any true *TEKKEN* fan. At least Harada didn't botch the final battle with Heihachi and Kazuya which I literally waited over ten fucking years to see. lol
Oh yeah....I forgot about the fight with gun. Where you don't need to use any attacks just shoot. This is why you don't give Tekken characters guns. Or mortal kombat characters.
As someone who knows fuck all about Tekken, I really don't know if I want to know how the plot has progressed from Tekken 1's "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party" to "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party and there's also a corporate world war but hey don't worry about that just do the big punchings"
I'm sorry, but I love this game's story mode. It's exactly what I wanted out of a Tekken story mode; nothing but batshit ridiculous scenarios from beginning to end, and way better than the garbage that was Tekken 6's story mode.
This was barely even a story! It was just...stuff that happened! Nothing thematic, nothing meaningful, just dudes punching each other for three hours. Everything a story mode shouldn't be.
I could explain the entire lore of TEKKEN right now. But... honestly TEKKEN 7 left such a bad fucking taste in my mouth with the inclusion of Akuma as apart of the lore that I honestly don't even give a fuck any more. TEKKEN 7 sucks it's by far the weakest game in the series imo.
"Son, your mother turned into some kinda monster and tried to murder us. Daddy did what he had to."
can't wait for Tekken 8 when Mishima come out of the lava Kars style and becomes a Pillar Man
AWAKEN MISHIMA
AIAIAIAIAIAIAIIIIIIIIII
@ponquinful
Why is it that adding Jojo elements to anything immediately makes it cool?
Ride to Hell would have been so much better if Jake Conway's bike was his stand, and Caesar was a Biker Man, an entity brought into existence when the first motorbike was developed
That sounds more like a One Punch Man villain.
Stop making this cool
“Akuma should freak out if he sees Skyscrapers” 10/10
Akuma: vibing in the mountains
Akuma when he enters civilization: *surprised pikachu face*
Jin's whole plan was, by destroying Azazel, and killing himself, Heihachi, and Kazuya, he would destroy the Devil Gene and by doing that, he thought he would erase all evil on the planet.
Obviously it failed.
The Heromans Don't try to rationalize it
In other words Tekken 6 was utterly pointless.
So stop all suffering by causing suffering? Jun should given that dumb emo an education.
Instead of starting a fucking world war killing millions, couldn't Jin use all those resources and money to put the sleeping Azazel in a rocket and send that fucker to roam forever in space? I guess pretending Jin was evil is more important than logic
I know that this isn't ACTUALLY any stupider than other video game plots, but for some reason it sounds like the absolute stupidest.
"who am i even supposed to woot for here, they're both dirt bags" truer words were never spoken, this is why they don't end wrestlemanias with heel vs heel
I'm not familiar with Tekken, so I was watching this thinking 'Wait, who's the bad guy?'
@@DiranJiru the signature thing to Tekken's story is that all the poster characters, the main characters everyone easily recognizes, are all actually just really evil; and they're all trying to take eachother out.
Not all of them mason.
Kazuya for me. Dude only became a dirtbag because his dirtbag father threw him off a cliff out of paranoia. I cheered when he finally threw Heihachi's ass in a lava pit. Full circle.
"ohmahgad, the Devil was controlling G-Corp?"
Is one of the funniest thing out of this entire video.
22:22
The reporter bits must be some of the worst bits of media I have ever experienced
Shotgun Parley it's even worse when you realize it's %100 filler because otherwise the story mode is like 45 minutes long
Shotgun Parley in literally any other game it'd have a lot more focus. There really isn't a purpose in Tekken aside from I guess establishing an outsider's view? Even though it's kind of pointless if that character isn't focuses on in actual game
5:32 THE CHAD STRIDE
vs the Virgin Stance
Oh my god
That is actually what it is. The arms, the weird mini-stride, the haircut, the solid face, I never thought about that.
"So, the devil's been revealed to be Kazuya Mishima, the man controlling G Corporation from the shadows, the corporation that is fighting the Mishima Zaibatsu. Could this be a connection to the downed satellite?"
"Kaz-whoya? Whaaaat? No, the Zaibatsu forgot to convert from feet to meters, the satellite crash proves they are the most untrustworthy! There's no way in *hell* that relates!"
-Part of the "News Patience" bar explodes.
"of all the fighting game story modes this one might be the absolute most nonsense" spoken like a man who's never played Blazblue.
THOSE KIDS ARE DOWN WITH THE KAZUYA DEVIL! - Tour Guide Akuma
I kinda like Tekken 7's story mode overall, but I do have to say this.
Nothing happened.
Ok, well, shit totally went down. That much is true.
But at the end of the day nothing changed, Heihachi came back, did stuff that amounted to nothing, then was killed by Kazuya.
All that really occurred is that now Jin's back.
And he can maybe control the devil gene now
Ironic that the akuma parts, which should be the worst parts of the story, actually end up being the best part of it
Because world buillding.
What Kazumi said: "I want you to kill Kazuya and Heihachi for me"
What Akuma heard: "Kill Kazuya and Heihachi, but like. you can take your time. I'm patient"
I mean...Akuma killed Master Gotetsu or whatever his name was. That's kinda his whole deal, it's where the beads come from. Not to mention the time he destroyed a battleship in Third Strike.
Wouldn't be surprised of that was retconned
"That's called boss rage, that's for making videos." The minute i heard that reference i could not help laughing
YES
THE AXE SCENE
YES
poor Lee. started out as a rival to Kazuya, ends up hanging out with Lars and Alisa.
honestly the worse thing about this story is that it ends on a to be continued. Really?!? Now I have to wait till Tekken for the conclusion of Jin vs Kazuya.
MrSecretSentai or Jin versus Akuma because we don't f****** know who survived that little fight on the true ending. And yeah, Akuma is actually part of the lore now
Not only did he eat an axe, he caught a bullet between his teeth in t6
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That was all kinds of a mess, but I do like that Heihachi's wife married him, was his wife for years, and bore him a son just so she could Devil Trigger and try to murder him in a fair fight instead of slitting his throat in his sleep on their honeymoon.
Wait, no, that's also stupid. But if it weren't it could've been some good characterization for Heihachi.
This story mode is everything I hate about Tekken's story and none of what I love.
I never played Tekken.... and that doesn't seem that great!
As a firsthand player of the story on normal diff it was hell and I almost regret following a story like this but enjoyed some bits as well, overall good game shit story
Not gonna lie, this story mode was so offensively bad it ruined Tekken for me. It made the whole Mishima family conflict and devil gene seem so so fucking stupid
The only thing Kazuya, Jin and Heihachi want in the world is to kill each other, but instead of just setting up a meeting and doing it they decide to wage wars and set up countless Tekken Tournaments and other convolutes plans as "bait" to draw each other out, despite the fact everyone is already extremely eager to kill one another
I thought it was good. Tekken is cool, awesome but stupid.
Chio Chan Genocide as if a game where you can have a kangaroo fight the devil and literal children fight against a f****** grizzly bear that was taught to fight by Heihachi wasn't clearly stupid...
From my understanding, Jin wanted to kill Azazel believing that would rid him of the devil gene.
As we all know, that plan went to shit and the parry god (Jin) is still out here shooting beams from his dome piece.
Better to defeat a baby dragon than a full grown one, I suppose. As Pat felt conflicted of why not just wait for the big bad to grow stronger.
@@cherrygrabber7172 True, but it was still a dumbass plan on Jin's part.
I still can't understand one thing.
HOW THE F**K DID KAZUMI SAVE AKUMA. AND ALSO FROM WHO DID AKUMA ALMOST LOSE TOO.
MP Unknown Kuma of course
MP Unknown she saved him from a life of being a wizard virgin
MP Unknown that's a better question yeah I know like who did he almost die to?! Now that's some sequel set up as well because now you have this weird unknown that's playing in.
I think she saved him from Eyedol.
God Rugal form KoF obviously.
I can't wait to get ready for the next vattle and see Senator Armstrong and Desperado LLC take part in the war, and Armstrong somehow having to pay a debt to Kazumi to kill the Mishimas.
The English subs for the first 20 seconds are pretty good
Hey hockey
This story mode makes Street Fighter V's look like Martin Luther King.
And Martin Luther King makes Gandhi look like a Quesadilla.
...
I can say things, too.
Black?
Adulterous?
Jr?
Is Heihachi's Japanese VA the same man as Old Joseph Joestar?
Yeah, it's the same guy, Unsho Ishizuka.
Thank you friend. I'll never forget your kindness or how Woolie killed that one guy.
Kalnafein He also is the voice of Mr.Satan/ Hercule in Dragon Ball
Rest in peace
@@99jmaster No, that was the OG VA of Heihachi, Unsho replaced him
HEIHACHI MISHIMA.... IS DEAD...
...for real this time.
Kazuya: Definitely.
Probably.
I am not sure myself.
The reporter bits are pretty awful, but other than that...I actually really liked Tekken 7's story mode. Like yeah it's stupid and goofy, but that's what I like about Tekken. And it was a stupid and goofy story well told (again, aside from the reporter) that didn't overstay its welcome.
Also every scene Heihachi was in was either badass or genuinely heartbreaking.
R.I.P Best friends
21:22 - The did this become Devilman?
Complete with Heihachi playing the Ryo role of "Look! Look! Devils exist."
I REJECT YOU KAZUYA, YOU WICKED, WICKED DEMON! AAAAAAHHH!
This was the most hilarious thing ever
The description is on point.
Nigga I wouldn't even want Heihachi to hug me~!XD🤣🤣
Matt, I am also a moron for thinking poring was misspelled...
I heard Noctis was in here I came for boy bands.
Mixing Street Fighter and Tekken was a mistake.
Man, I love this game's story.
Kazuya is so fucking cool.
I seriously hate how this game turned out. It's a disappointment to any true *TEKKEN* fan. At least Harada didn't botch the final battle with Heihachi and Kazuya which I literally waited over ten fucking years to see. lol
I still think it is one of the best and smoothest gameplay-wise though
maybe the story mode, yeah. the rest is pretty great, pretty standard.
I mean, you need to win with Heihachi just so that he can lose in the following cutscene so they messed that up.
19:59
MK9 was cool tho.
Did we ever even find out who the reporter was?
The COMP we didn't ask for or need!
Or want! But fuck it!
Buff Pat!
BUFF PAT YOU GUYS!
Oh yeah....I forgot about the fight with gun. Where you don't need to use any attacks just shoot. This is why you don't give Tekken characters guns. Or mortal kombat characters.
"no one in the fandom likes you better"
Can woolie be any more of a scrublord?
As someone who knows fuck all about Tekken, I really don't know if I want to know how the plot has progressed from Tekken 1's "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party" to "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party and there's also a corporate world war but hey don't worry about that just do the big punchings"
"OH NOooo.." xD
heihachi did nothing wrong
Eh he could've explained the Devil Gene bullshit to little Kazuya instead of throwing him off a cliff.
I'm sorry, but I love this game's story mode. It's exactly what I wanted out of a Tekken story mode; nothing but batshit ridiculous scenarios from beginning to end, and way better than the garbage that was Tekken 6's story mode.
Agreed. Tekken 7's story mode is ten times better than Tekken 6
lol tekken makes you wonder if you dont really need to be that good a writer to make a good fighting game story
Shrekken
This was barely even a story! It was just...stuff that happened! Nothing thematic, nothing meaningful, just dudes punching each other for three hours. Everything a story mode shouldn't be.
Yes. We know. Lmao.
240p
Turn up the quality.
Jerry McGhoulberry You don't get it.
Whitebolls92 Turn it down to 144p. Then turn it down even lower until you can see nothing but pixels.
I could explain the entire lore of TEKKEN right now. But... honestly TEKKEN 7 left such a bad fucking taste in my mouth with the inclusion of Akuma as apart of the lore that I honestly don't even give a fuck any more. TEKKEN 7 sucks it's by far the weakest game in the series imo.
Except gameplay-wise, I think it's one of the many amazing fighting games within this past year.
This is supremely stupid