Len's 私は人間じゃないから English Subs
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- 【鏡音レン】で「私は人間じゃないから」【歌詞変/VOCALOIDカバー】
[Kagamine Len] in [Since I'm not Human] [Different Lyrics/VOCALOID cover]
Uploaded on November 26, 2008
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\Credits/
Music by Deadball-P
Lyrics by Chiku-P
Image by KEI (Obviously)
Translation by KataGatar (w/ RENA for the edits)
* Based off of Miku's "Since I'm not Human" by Deadball-P.
I thought the original song was sad but this is just LOL.
But... in watch it be taken down for "inappropriate content" like the Luka video. :|
LYRICS:
(La La La...)
Boys can't be pregnant
If that's what you think, just spurt
Since I'm not a girl, I don't get cramps
Nor do I cross my arms in public
And I don't wear skirts or put on makeup
Nor do I have an ovulation period
I'm longing for
Having your child so much
So tonight, just tonight
God, please bless me
Spurt, spurt into my other door
Make me believe that my feeling's not a lie
If there's a will to believe
Then a boy can still bear your child
I love you
Since I'm not a girl, I can't share your last name
And I can't grow any breasts
I can feel pain, but no pleasure
And I can only hope so much
Something grew inside my heart
Is it just a big misunderstanding?
Someone please tell me
Can I fly without wings in the moonlit night?
I love you, I need you
Kiss me everywhere on my body
I beg of you for my finish
Take me to heaven's gate
Penetrate a song of birth into me
Let us blend till the division vanishes
May a miracle happen inside of my body
Then a boy can still concieve your child
(Uhh... I love you)
(I love you so much...)
(Discharge into me....)
Spurt, spurt into my other door
Make believe that my feeling's not a lie
If there's a will to believe
Then a boy can still bear your child
Boys can't be pregnant
You're the only one who thinks so
God, I remember when adding annotations to this video was enabled. Thank god younger me decided to preserve my earth shattering commentary for generations to come.
Thanks for not deleting them all, honestly. What a gem of embarrassment for all of us to come back to all these years later.
lmao how old were you by the way when you made your annotations ?
I think this song is almost unbearably sweet. Poor little Len loves his male lover so much that all he wants is to bare his child and he wants to because he loves him. So very sweet.
laughing with the annotations on, crying with them off.
rip annotations. gone but never forgotten.
I love you annotations, even now.
MOst of all, I love the dead silence of them toward the end.
But...if you think of it enough, then the song's kind of actually really sad.
Just frantically searched for this song for a good hour or so at nearly 3 in the morning to find this song. I regret nothing but I do miss the annotations :(
All this time I was thinking that Len is in love with a guy and wants his baby, or actually I did not even think about it, just was in my head like that from the beginning.
But just know I came to idea that he could also be in love with a girl and loves her so much that he wants to have her babys... like usually girls would want a boys child
die2006kleine um....wait what.
then why would he be asking the other person to “spurt inside of his other door?” lol.
Oh my god these annotations just made this song so much better. XD
True!!! XD
Len: Something grew inside my heart...
Random note: ...RIN! GET OUTTA THERE!
I died!
juzinhabio89 #saveRinKagamine
I piss myself everytime Len sings "I love you" and 5 bazillion comments saying "I LOVE YOU TOO LEN-CHAN!!!!! (>////
Feel like pure shit just want them back
Len: Something grew inside my heart...
Random note: CANCER!!!!!
i just feel of my chair XD
Lens version makes me laugh uncomfortably
This is the most manly song to ever be written.
I am so proud of you Len :|
2020??
honestly this song it’s still a goddam bop 😤👊🏻
2022 anyone?? 🤭🤭
@@meshitsukai_p 2023
@@goonnero I still listen to this in 2023
Len: Can I fly without wings in the moonlit night?
Annotation: You'll kinda crash to the ground and die.
Me: LOL. So "positive" aren't ya?
FFFFFFFFFFF... LEN, YOU SERIOUSLY BEG FOR YAOI?
"Spurt into my other door..."
OH GAWD LEN. NO.
Either Deadball-P needs help or has a very sick sence of humour. Either way, this is a great song, even if it is slightly odd.
Am I the only one who finds this song... I don't know... genuinely sad? Not hilarious, or gross, but genuinely sad and sort of heartbreaking?
Idk, maybe it's just me.
I love this song as well as it's other version, and Wash My Blood
When he said "something grew inside me" the annotation saying "RIN! GET OUTTA THERE!!" made me fall from my chair! XD
the coments in the video are hillarious but the lyrics are just plain. . . . . .
"Discharge into me...." OAO
...La la lalala
lol I love using this song as a psych test.
1st Reaction: Shut it off after the first 2 lines
2nd Reaction: Laugh their way through it w/ or w/o the annote
@Jgirlox24 .... no. rin means right and len means left, meaning they're "negative and positive" or "copies of each other ( twins )"
......I have discovered the meaning of life.......thank you Len
Len ... you're the man
And only women can have children
You forgot you sing gekokujou?
I'm not shota, I'm a man!
You forgot Len?
The annotations are too awesome.
the magic of fangirls shall help you out Len :3
I'm dying
I can't believe there's a parody for this song
omg epic 8D U CAN DO IT LEN!!!
@MalchikPride
Awww!! How heartfelt~~
There's always adopting..! Even though that isn't entirely the same....
Oh, and I love your username, by the way!
Dejando el tema de la canción len suena bien tremendo cover se echaron
I don't know what's funnier.
The comments on the annotation or how they all just randomly pop-up by the millions with certain comments. xD
Although without, these song would kinda actually be a little sad...
A little weird...
but still...
...Ok, it'd probably more weird.
The annotations make this video worth it.
This song is amazing. Except for almost killing me from trying so hard not to laugh.
*must show to boyfriend*
@KyonKun0993 This is my favorite comment on this video. It is actually relevant to the song's message and isn't just saying it's funny or gross. And if I were you I wouldn't be able to say that. I'd be much too afraid.
He still couldn't have a child.
I've dreamed of this moment...BUT NOT THIS WAY LEN!!
Len-kun...just because you were voiced by a woman doesn't mean you can bear children now. I'm sorry.
I couldn't even listen to the song because I was pausing to read the annotations! Oh my, they made the song.
LOL...I find the annotations comments more funny than the song itself XD
ANNOTATIONS FOR THE WIN. ; W ;
I want to leave an annotation...this is glorious XD
e-e what is this i don't even....Len....I think we need to sit down and have a talk. No matter what Kaito has told you so far....
It is LOL material, but I feel all weird and sick cause I'm a guy and well..how the eff can a have such freaky lyrics but sound so good?
An example of this? Luka's "Wash My Blood." Lyrics give you mindfuk, but the beat blows your mind and rocks your world, hacking off other thoughts in your mind. I forgot most of the lyrics by the time the rythm infected my body.
Damn it, vocaloids! Their songs are so addictive, its almost like drugs. And I love it.xD
i love all the annotations. i dont know whether to burst out laughing at them or disgusted by len's disturbing words ಠ__ಠ
I know it's yaoi mpreg but banger is a banger even if they're banging
All of the annotations made me laugh so hard. I can't even believe it.
Oooooh Len. The lyrics, they're innocent yet dirty!!!
I love you Len 8D
OMG LOVE THIS SONG Especially Kaai Yuki cover Maybe i'm not an adult
Dat annotations LoLoLoLoLoLoL.....
dear god
i didnt know len was like that o_o
@xXasphyxieXx oh and the original song is called "as I am not human" not "maybe i'm not a girl"
LOL 0:55 the annotations!! xD
I don't know... Just left a whole bunch of annotations. XD
The annotations are the best!
I really wonder who's child he wants to bear though >.
Yolo
@Vaffisuco Len is 14. In Japan the consent age is 13.... and I think this song is soposted to be a parody....
HE'S TWELVE. JAPAAAAAAAAAN!!!
@UTAU53Yui hnnn. my earphones arnt broken but that would suck big time! but you do have a good point about the fanfiction, some pretty dirty thoughts ran through my mind. but a good fanfic came out of it :)
XD I can't help but to laugh/blush at the annotations.... i had to turn them off....
@KagamineSydmay Oh yeah, sorry, forgot that his Append made him older. And this is a parody of As if I were Human originally by Deadball/featMiku. Just as suggestive, only in female form.
Um wow O.o
at first i was really annoyed at the cramps comment, he can have mine if he wants them so bad but fyi mine make me throw up once a month. but at the same time i was overcome by fangirl giggling. man, it was so cute and funny that im no longer pissed :)
...I love this song about m-preg. c:
I kinda know how he feels in this song though. :c I wish us guys could get preggers. *doesn't care about all the pain and stuff*
Things like this make me realize I should check the titles of vocaloid songs before I click on them... This was... Odd, to say the least -.-
@MyuNekoi right I was trying to read the subs but the comments were distracting XD
Stupid TH-cam... I want to add annotations... BUT YOU HAD TO REMOVE PUBLIC ANNOTATIONS.
O.O *NOSEBLEEDS*
LOOOOOOOOOOL one of the annotations said "I don't think you can get preggo from the back door" hahahaha
good
This is going in my WTF playlist...
ROFFFL!!! The lyrics and annotations are funny! "Love me gay"~
DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY
The best part is when he says "I'm longing for having your child" XD Everyone got Da fuck!?
Len: so kaito...
Kaito: hm? (arms around miku)
Len: GOD DAMNIT KAITO! (goes and cries to rin)
I loled ova and ova again! -^.^-
LOL I was like, this song is so beautifully artistic, in a "unique" way. What were they thinking?
This is reminding me of a song Neibaku translated that featured manly men doing man things with other men. THAT was odd too.....man.
I laugh so much at all the comments in the video, thank you! ^^
That was really, uh, something.
@AliceParade13 it is sad...i think so too.
I still love the annoytations xD
They make this vid more funny then disturbing LOL
Len. What are you doing. Len, please. e.e"
@Private2ClassLalala You could use nicosound or a youtube video converter/
the fucking annotations though
Anyone knows any more vocaloids videos with annotations??? I saw one of the Yami no Ou of Kaito once but I can't find it anymore...
Any videos plz! It's soooo hylarious!!!!
GYahahaha, I dunno what made me laugh more, the lyrics or the annotations XD
...probably the annotations.
The melodys okay but the lyrics are...yeah
I've just watch 1:10 so far and I'm already dying!!! The coments are hylarious!!!!!
@xXasphyxieXx The song is originally Haku's, that should help it make more sense to you, no?
This is just a Len cover, not an original ^^'
I want to read the annotations 😢😢
there is an extension that adds them back and they are as insane as you think
@@atwistedbwhat is the name of the extension?
@@len.kagamine.is.my.waifu. Annotations Restored
@@atwistedb thx
what.the.hell. I must be on a roll, because this is like the 4th INAPPROPRIATE len video ive seen today. Lets see..... kurumi poncho, hetarenaide yo, and slurp. oh god len, what will you sing next???
Can I see the third one?
...I'm not sure how to react to this...is it strange to love this??
Wait I'm confused... boys aren't supposed to cross their arms in public? O.o"" ... *isn't confused by the mpreg stuff*
I just heard Yuki's version and i love it...i hope her lyrics arent like this..
THE ANNOTATIONS
Annotations = WIN