Len's 私は人間じゃないから English Subs

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  • 【鏡音レン】で「私は人間じゃないから」【歌詞変/VOCALOIDカバー】
    [Kagamine Len] in [Since I'm not Human] [Different Lyrics/VOCALOID cover]
    Uploaded on November 26, 2008
    www.nicovideo.j...
    \Credits/
    Music by Deadball-P
    Lyrics by Chiku-P
    Image by KEI (Obviously)
    Translation by KataGatar (w/ RENA for the edits)
    * Based off of Miku's "Since I'm not Human" by Deadball-P.
    I thought the original song was sad but this is just LOL.
    But... in watch it be taken down for "inappropriate content" like the Luka video. :|
    LYRICS:
    (La La La...)
    Boys can't be pregnant
    If that's what you think, just spurt
    Since I'm not a girl, I don't get cramps
    Nor do I cross my arms in public
    And I don't wear skirts or put on makeup
    Nor do I have an ovulation period
    I'm longing for
    Having your child so much
    So tonight, just tonight
    God, please bless me
    Spurt, spurt into my other door
    Make me believe that my feeling's not a lie
    If there's a will to believe
    Then a boy can still bear your child
    I love you
    Since I'm not a girl, I can't share your last name
    And I can't grow any breasts
    I can feel pain, but no pleasure
    And I can only hope so much
    Something grew inside my heart
    Is it just a big misunderstanding?
    Someone please tell me
    Can I fly without wings in the moonlit night?
    I love you, I need you
    Kiss me everywhere on my body
    I beg of you for my finish
    Take me to heaven's gate
    Penetrate a song of birth into me
    Let us blend till the division vanishes
    May a miracle happen inside of my body
    Then a boy can still concieve your child
    (Uhh... I love you)
    (I love you so much...)
    (Discharge into me....)
    Spurt, spurt into my other door
    Make believe that my feeling's not a lie
    If there's a will to believe
    Then a boy can still bear your child
    Boys can't be pregnant
    You're the only one who thinks so

ความคิดเห็น • 272

  • @FangzV
    @FangzV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    God, I remember when adding annotations to this video was enabled. Thank god younger me decided to preserve my earth shattering commentary for generations to come.
    Thanks for not deleting them all, honestly. What a gem of embarrassment for all of us to come back to all these years later.

    • @behemo7071
      @behemo7071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao how old were you by the way when you made your annotations ?

  • @susinko3285
    @susinko3285 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think this song is almost unbearably sweet. Poor little Len loves his male lover so much that all he wants is to bare his child and he wants to because he loves him. So very sweet.

  • @sackofbugs7065
    @sackofbugs7065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    laughing with the annotations on, crying with them off.

  • @NikkoNantone
    @NikkoNantone ปีที่แล้ว +5

    rip annotations. gone but never forgotten.

  • @FangzV
    @FangzV 13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love you annotations, even now.
    MOst of all, I love the dead silence of them toward the end.
    But...if you think of it enough, then the song's kind of actually really sad.

  • @meatball_brigade7468
    @meatball_brigade7468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just frantically searched for this song for a good hour or so at nearly 3 in the morning to find this song. I regret nothing but I do miss the annotations :(

  • @die2006kleine
    @die2006kleine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    All this time I was thinking that Len is in love with a guy and wants his baby, or actually I did not even think about it, just was in my head like that from the beginning.
    But just know I came to idea that he could also be in love with a girl and loves her so much that he wants to have her babys... like usually girls would want a boys child

    • @quickepicfrizz2152
      @quickepicfrizz2152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      die2006kleine um....wait what.

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      then why would he be asking the other person to “spurt inside of his other door?” lol.

  • @1225punkrose
    @1225punkrose 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh my god these annotations just made this song so much better. XD

  • @juzinhabio89
    @juzinhabio89 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Len: Something grew inside my heart...
    Random note: ...RIN! GET OUTTA THERE!
    I died!

  • @dihuixing
    @dihuixing 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I piss myself everytime Len sings "I love you" and 5 bazillion comments saying "I LOVE YOU TOO LEN-CHAN!!!!! (>////

    • @KatrissaBallet
      @KatrissaBallet หลายเดือนก่อน

      Feel like pure shit just want them back

  • @MistrzSzopen
    @MistrzSzopen 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Len: Something grew inside my heart...
    Random note: CANCER!!!!!
    i just feel of my chair XD

  • @aminishnamedvaati
    @aminishnamedvaati 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lens version makes me laugh uncomfortably

  • @SailorNyuu
    @SailorNyuu 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the most manly song to ever be written.
    I am so proud of you Len :|

  • @pamela971
    @pamela971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2020??
    honestly this song it’s still a goddam bop 😤👊🏻

    • @meshitsukai_p
      @meshitsukai_p 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2022 anyone?? 🤭🤭

    • @goonnero
      @goonnero 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@meshitsukai_p 2023

    • @meshitsukai_p
      @meshitsukai_p 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@goonnero I still listen to this in 2023

  • @Bingedit
    @Bingedit 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Len: Can I fly without wings in the moonlit night?
    Annotation: You'll kinda crash to the ground and die.
    Me: LOL. So "positive" aren't ya?

  • @ayanohattori6502
    @ayanohattori6502 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FFFFFFFFFFF... LEN, YOU SERIOUSLY BEG FOR YAOI?

  • @Sinshana
    @Sinshana 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Spurt into my other door..."
    OH GAWD LEN. NO.

  • @DellDragon
    @DellDragon 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Either Deadball-P needs help or has a very sick sence of humour. Either way, this is a great song, even if it is slightly odd.

  • @AliceParade13
    @AliceParade13 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I the only one who finds this song... I don't know... genuinely sad? Not hilarious, or gross, but genuinely sad and sort of heartbreaking?
    Idk, maybe it's just me.
    I love this song as well as it's other version, and Wash My Blood

  • @juzinhabio89
    @juzinhabio89 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said "something grew inside me" the annotation saying "RIN! GET OUTTA THERE!!" made me fall from my chair! XD

  • @LuckyStarChibiz
    @LuckyStarChibiz 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the coments in the video are hillarious but the lyrics are just plain. . . . . .

  • @neongodess1
    @neongodess1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Discharge into me...." OAO

  • @lenkagamine3244
    @lenkagamine3244 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...La la lalala

  • @Endless159753
    @Endless159753 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol I love using this song as a psych test.
    1st Reaction: Shut it off after the first 2 lines
    2nd Reaction: Laugh their way through it w/ or w/o the annote

  • @emoneko585
    @emoneko585 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Jgirlox24 .... no. rin means right and len means left, meaning they're "negative and positive" or "copies of each other ( twins )"

  • @LenKagamineWins
    @LenKagamineWins 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ......I have discovered the meaning of life.......thank you Len

  • @kamitammakarin8548
    @kamitammakarin8548 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Len ... you're the man
    And only women can have children
    You forgot you sing gekokujou?
    I'm not shota, I'm a man!
    You forgot Len?

  • @kittykat490
    @kittykat490 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The annotations are too awesome.

  • @ValentineVanDrarcla
    @ValentineVanDrarcla 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the magic of fangirls shall help you out Len :3

  • @user-dt3hk7fu8w
    @user-dt3hk7fu8w ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm dying

    • @user-dt3hk7fu8w
      @user-dt3hk7fu8w ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't believe there's a parody for this song

  • @hayabusagangster
    @hayabusagangster 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg epic 8D U CAN DO IT LEN!!!

  • @picklini
    @picklini 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MalchikPride
    Awww!! How heartfelt~~
    There's always adopting..! Even though that isn't entirely the same....
    Oh, and I love your username, by the way!

  • @Rociohdz648
    @Rociohdz648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dejando el tema de la canción len suena bien tremendo cover se echaron

  • @FangzV
    @FangzV 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know what's funnier.
    The comments on the annotation or how they all just randomly pop-up by the millions with certain comments. xD
    Although without, these song would kinda actually be a little sad...
    A little weird...
    but still...
    ...Ok, it'd probably more weird.

  • @pouhi1639
    @pouhi1639 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The annotations make this video worth it.

  • @kovlinte
    @kovlinte 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This song is amazing. Except for almost killing me from trying so hard not to laugh.
    *must show to boyfriend*

  • @Mickey687
    @Mickey687 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @KyonKun0993 This is my favorite comment on this video. It is actually relevant to the song's message and isn't just saying it's funny or gross. And if I were you I wouldn't be able to say that. I'd be much too afraid.

  • @Elimondex
    @Elimondex 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    He still couldn't have a child.

  • @kelseyshanahan3466
    @kelseyshanahan3466 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've dreamed of this moment...BUT NOT THIS WAY LEN!!

  • @theLooneyLibrarian
    @theLooneyLibrarian 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Len-kun...just because you were voiced by a woman doesn't mean you can bear children now. I'm sorry.

  • @ycart3285
    @ycart3285 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't even listen to the song because I was pausing to read the annotations! Oh my, they made the song.

  • @stealthguard
    @stealthguard 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL...I find the annotations comments more funny than the song itself XD

  • @Solowinged
    @Solowinged 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    ANNOTATIONS FOR THE WIN. ; W ;

  • @moonymonster
    @moonymonster 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to leave an annotation...this is glorious XD

  • @ninjarock765
    @ninjarock765 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    e-e what is this i don't even....Len....I think we need to sit down and have a talk. No matter what Kaito has told you so far....

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is LOL material, but I feel all weird and sick cause I'm a guy and well..how the eff can a have such freaky lyrics but sound so good?
    An example of this? Luka's "Wash My Blood." Lyrics give you mindfuk, but the beat blows your mind and rocks your world, hacking off other thoughts in your mind. I forgot most of the lyrics by the time the rythm infected my body.
    Damn it, vocaloids! Their songs are so addictive, its almost like drugs. And I love it.xD

  • @Luvianne
    @Luvianne 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love all the annotations. i dont know whether to burst out laughing at them or disgusted by len's disturbing words ಠ__ಠ

  • @Emu_Supremacy
    @Emu_Supremacy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I know it's yaoi mpreg but banger is a banger even if they're banging

  • @lalainthecircus51
    @lalainthecircus51 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of the annotations made me laugh so hard. I can't even believe it.

  • @Planetuts969
    @Planetuts969 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oooooh Len. The lyrics, they're innocent yet dirty!!!

  • @vixen2wolf
    @vixen2wolf 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you Len 8D

  • @emandude03
    @emandude03 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG LOVE THIS SONG Especially Kaai Yuki cover Maybe i'm not an adult

  • @mirrorsoundappend
    @mirrorsoundappend 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dat annotations LoLoLoLoLoLoL.....

  • @sonicfan6574
    @sonicfan6574 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    dear god

  • @amaddie
    @amaddie 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i didnt know len was like that o_o

  • @valkerymillenia
    @valkerymillenia 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @xXasphyxieXx oh and the original song is called "as I am not human" not "maybe i'm not a girl"

  • @Yanchea
    @Yanchea 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL 0:55 the annotations!! xD

  • @darkshinobi014
    @darkshinobi014 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know... Just left a whole bunch of annotations. XD

  • @Mizuki74221
    @Mizuki74221 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The annotations are the best!
    I really wonder who's child he wants to bear though >.

  • @LenBananas02
    @LenBananas02 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yolo

  • @KagamineSydmay
    @KagamineSydmay 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Vaffisuco Len is 14. In Japan the consent age is 13.... and I think this song is soposted to be a parody....

  • @Vaffisuco
    @Vaffisuco 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    HE'S TWELVE. JAPAAAAAAAAAN!!!

  • @PoisonCupCakes1
    @PoisonCupCakes1 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @UTAU53Yui hnnn. my earphones arnt broken but that would suck big time! but you do have a good point about the fanfiction, some pretty dirty thoughts ran through my mind. but a good fanfic came out of it :)

  • @MyLovelessNeko
    @MyLovelessNeko 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    XD I can't help but to laugh/blush at the annotations.... i had to turn them off....

  • @Vaffisuco
    @Vaffisuco 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @KagamineSydmay Oh yeah, sorry, forgot that his Append made him older. And this is a parody of As if I were Human originally by Deadball/featMiku. Just as suggestive, only in female form.

  • @wolfwisher13
    @wolfwisher13 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Um wow O.o

  • @badangelsparadise
    @badangelsparadise 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    at first i was really annoyed at the cramps comment, he can have mine if he wants them so bad but fyi mine make me throw up once a month. but at the same time i was overcome by fangirl giggling. man, it was so cute and funny that im no longer pissed :)

  • @MalchikPride
    @MalchikPride 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...I love this song about m-preg. c:
    I kinda know how he feels in this song though. :c I wish us guys could get preggers. *doesn't care about all the pain and stuff*

  • @jonasjonas101
    @jonasjonas101 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Things like this make me realize I should check the titles of vocaloid songs before I click on them... This was... Odd, to say the least -.-

  • @blackrose301
    @blackrose301 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MyuNekoi right I was trying to read the subs but the comments were distracting XD

  • @booparoos
    @booparoos 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stupid TH-cam... I want to add annotations... BUT YOU HAD TO REMOVE PUBLIC ANNOTATIONS.

  • @speedemon892000
    @speedemon892000 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    O.O *NOSEBLEEDS*

  • @Angelrocks
    @Angelrocks 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOOOOOOOOOOL one of the annotations said "I don't think you can get preggo from the back door" hahahaha

  • @Pupuomena
    @Pupuomena 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    good

  • @234Spotman
    @234Spotman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is going in my WTF playlist...

  • @DayDreamWithYou
    @DayDreamWithYou 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROFFFL!!! The lyrics and annotations are funny! "Love me gay"~

  • @MagiRuan
    @MagiRuan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY

  • @juzinhabio89
    @juzinhabio89 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best part is when he says "I'm longing for having your child" XD Everyone got Da fuck!?

  • @SuperMooseofDOOM
    @SuperMooseofDOOM 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Len: so kaito...
    Kaito: hm? (arms around miku)
    Len: GOD DAMNIT KAITO! (goes and cries to rin)
    I loled ova and ova again! -^.^-

  • @MsChocolatePanda
    @MsChocolatePanda 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL I was like, this song is so beautifully artistic, in a "unique" way. What were they thinking?

  • @cqallenwalker
    @cqallenwalker 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is reminding me of a song Neibaku translated that featured manly men doing man things with other men. THAT was odd too.....man.

  • @MeiChan35
    @MeiChan35 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laugh so much at all the comments in the video, thank you! ^^

  • @WarmToast707
    @WarmToast707 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was really, uh, something.

  • @kariuchiha16
    @kariuchiha16 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @AliceParade13 it is sad...i think so too.

  • @MyLovelessNeko
    @MyLovelessNeko 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still love the annoytations xD
    They make this vid more funny then disturbing LOL

  • @fayngxkitsune
    @fayngxkitsune 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Len. What are you doing. Len, please. e.e"

  • @from_niles
    @from_niles 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Private2ClassLalala You could use nicosound or a youtube video converter/

  • @nectareens
    @nectareens 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the fucking annotations though

  • @juzinhabio89
    @juzinhabio89 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone knows any more vocaloids videos with annotations??? I saw one of the Yami no Ou of Kaito once but I can't find it anymore...
    Any videos plz! It's soooo hylarious!!!!

  • @StelmariaonE7
    @StelmariaonE7 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    GYahahaha, I dunno what made me laugh more, the lyrics or the annotations XD
    ...probably the annotations.

  • @LycaWolfyre
    @LycaWolfyre 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    The melodys okay but the lyrics are...yeah

  • @juzinhabio89
    @juzinhabio89 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've just watch 1:10 so far and I'm already dying!!! The coments are hylarious!!!!!

  • @valkerymillenia
    @valkerymillenia 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @xXasphyxieXx The song is originally Haku's, that should help it make more sense to you, no?
    This is just a Len cover, not an original ^^'

  • @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu.
    @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I want to read the annotations 😢😢

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      there is an extension that adds them back and they are as insane as you think

    • @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu.
      @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu. 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@atwistedbwhat is the name of the extension?

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@len.kagamine.is.my.waifu. Annotations Restored

    • @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu.
      @len.kagamine.is.my.waifu. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@atwistedb thx

  • @VocaloidOverload1127
    @VocaloidOverload1127 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    what.the.hell. I must be on a roll, because this is like the 4th INAPPROPRIATE len video ive seen today. Lets see..... kurumi poncho, hetarenaide yo, and slurp. oh god len, what will you sing next???

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I see the third one?

  • @kelseyshanahan3466
    @kelseyshanahan3466 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...I'm not sure how to react to this...is it strange to love this??

  • @IXAmXDeathXBee
    @IXAmXDeathXBee 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait I'm confused... boys aren't supposed to cross their arms in public? O.o"" ... *isn't confused by the mpreg stuff*

  • @from_niles
    @from_niles 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just heard Yuki's version and i love it...i hope her lyrics arent like this..

  • @Toteskawaii
    @Toteskawaii 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE ANNOTATIONS

  • @Odhil95
    @Odhil95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Annotations = WIN