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Kurumi ☆ Ponchio Sub English 【鏡音レン五人盛り】くるみ☆ぽんちお [5 Len Combo]

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  • Kurumi Ponchio by Len Kagamine
    Translation checked and Subbed by me =D
    Animations and audio have also been synced!
    Enjoy Len's Naughty Side!
    Phonetic lyrics:
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah! x6
    Dansei no mina-san
    Ren-Kun no Koko wa aite masu-yo
    Atatame masu-ka? Onegai shimasu!
    Ima-sugu chin shite Bukkon-de!
    Anata no banana Bokura no banana
    Kawa wo mui-te tabechyatte
    Mada mada hoshiino? Dakedo mo sorede mo 
    Ranboo ni chodoii neeeeeeeeee!!
    Beddo no ue de undoo-kai 
    Kuroi shigemi de tama korogashite
    Goru no Poru wa nigitte kosutte 
    Iki ni tengo kuitchatte!
    Nodo ga kawaita dakedo mo oko-sama 
    Miruku shika nomenai no
    Tappuri shiborare manshinsooi 
    Anata wa Ikemen Tsukemen Tsupamen!
    Onaka ga suitara shyo paipankeeki
    Amasa wa okonomi de
    Koko kara kaidashi te tsui shyoppu
    Anata to bokura no 
    Miruku to miruku wa karamase te
    Tobikkiri no mahou bu kakete
    Himitsu no jyumon KURUMI☆PONCHIO
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Asaichi kosutte shibotte sosoide toritate itadaki-masu (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Tatpuri gutto gyutto ikki i nomi! 
    (gokkun ☆ gokkun ☆)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Asadachi odoroki no shirosa 
    dorori nonkon fufufuai (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Nete mo samete mo itte mo wasure nai no 
    (dokkyun dokkyun!)
    Sa Sa itsu made hitori ni suru no?
    Anata no banana wa okazari? No!No!
    Yuuwaku shisen de mitsumete sou sou!
    Douni-ka konni-ka nacchyaisou
    Todo no tsumari wa bokura no ai
    Narifuri kanaratsu gyutto shite?
    Genki dashitte kyudashite
    Konya mo anata to shyoutaimu!
    Miwaku no banana aitsu name ta ra
    Otona ni nare-ru kana?
    Tsukoshi wa ochinchin mo okinaru kana?
    Bokura wa anata ni afureru ai wo sosoide hoshiin dayo
    omoikkiri ima sakebi tai dakara hayaku buchimakete
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kyomo itpatsu nihatsu sanpatsu yonpatsu
    Endaresu! (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kore ijyo wa mou muri nante yowane hakanai no
    (gokkun ☆ gokkun ☆)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kakete zetchoo! choozetsu! 
    Afureru gurai no rabu shyawaa (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Zenbu nokosazu dashite yo Perorincho☆
    Motto shiboro toru ne Patkuncho☆
    Soshite ai wo kome-te Gotkuncho☆
    (Sa minasan nomikomi!)
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah! x2
    Wagana wa ren-kun yo!
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah!
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Kurumi Ponchio!

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  • @crazyobssesedotakus9149
    @crazyobssesedotakus9149 9 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Maybe I chose the wrong time to eat a banana and vanilla ice cream sundae....

    • @davidakers8277
      @davidakers8277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      2:25 Get your spirits up, Get your A** up!

    • @davidakers8277
      @davidakers8277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2:40 And have my D**k grow bigger as well

    • @user-yc5vg6kj8e
      @user-yc5vg6kj8e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CrazyObssesedOtakus similar; banana milkshake

    • @lauraschmall3304
      @lauraschmall3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CrazyObssesedOtakus HAHA 😏

    • @TheAnimeViber
      @TheAnimeViber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CrazyObssesedOtakus you did

  • @soniap8573
    @soniap8573 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    IT SEEMS SO INNOCENT UNTIL YOU KNOW THE LYRICS.

  • @boypinoyboy
    @boypinoyboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    i've never had the biggest urge to go to church and pray until now

  • @jikaria
    @jikaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    LMAO I CAN’T BREATHE THE WAY “Spermmmmm” SLIDES ACCROSS THE SCREEN-

  • @PsychoBabble2168
    @PsychoBabble2168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    I just kinda noticed with the "dub-you" part of the intro, it's meant to sound like the sound "dopyuu" sound effect from h doujins for uh...stuff overflowing and flowing out.

    • @silverdandylmao
      @silverdandylmao 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      oh god this song just dirtier xD

    • @kaiser9598
      @kaiser9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You mean heavy cream? It does sound similar.... what do you mean “not that type of liquid”?

    • @UltraTsuki
      @UltraTsuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      huh, i never noticed that

    • @user-lc6nv8op4g
      @user-lc6nv8op4g หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This information was learned by me unwillingly

  • @marzamillon5885
    @marzamillon5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Even though I'm an athiest, this song gives me the uncontrollable urge to get on my knees and start praying for all of my sins.

  • @spacemancraig5
    @spacemancraig5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    THE SP3RM FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN GETS ME EVERY TIME

  • @batteryacid1
    @batteryacid1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Shoot everything out and i'll lick it all up"
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......
    ........
    .........
    ..........

    • @meg.da.kachidog-p
      @meg.da.kachidog-p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weeping_Psyche ...............

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow some people don't know the secret of the magic banana.
      I can show to you,just give me your banana ;P.
      LEN GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FUCKING SHOTA

    • @user-kf8we7wj5e
      @user-kf8we7wj5e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... we all have a moments like this

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um,.,

  • @shambhavi6725
    @shambhavi6725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    ........ *reads lyrics* *laughs guiltily* .
    such songs. why are they always so catchy

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      OMK! Like, I know right?!?!?! I mean, Plus boy: catchy, Sacred spear explosion boy: catchy, Gigantic O.T.N.: OMFK fucking catchy as hell. The thing I've noticed is that dirty songs don't have a definitive tune or beat that marks them sound dirty, so a dirty song can sound like it's about rainbows and happiness (this one is a perfect example of that) and some dirty songs sound like they're about dirty stuff. But you never hear a song and go "is this song super dirty?" Now do you?

    • @shambhavi6725
      @shambhavi6725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Scarlett Bailey that's the thing about len.
      *whispers* he keeps the dirtiness a secret. He sees the chance, lures us in and then BAM!!! We find out its not an appropriate song. But by then it's too late because (I don't know about you) everyone already loves the beat.

    • @shambhavi6725
      @shambhavi6725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Scarlett Bailey. . . . . and I've got to admit, sometimes songs like these cheer you up. you know, not knowing the lyrics, singing it in and out and everywhere for months in Japanese, then one day you come to see what the lyrics actually means (I thought it was about war) and then you can never wipe that stupid grin off your face every time you heat it.

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1. Yes I do really like this song. 2. The thing about a stupid grin? Sometimes I'll just be sitting in class and the little Len inside my head will say something like "Zaaaaaaameeeeeeeeen!" Or "a self-satisfied orgazamy nation." (Gigantic O.T.N.) and I will just laugh out loud and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy. To be perfectly honest, I avidly seek out dirty songs to listen to 😳. I often regret it, too. Not always.

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr! I swear it's always the dirty songs that are catchy!

  • @Tenmazzz
    @Tenmazzz ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Older Len songs are something else

    • @Hahinarusho
      @Hahinarusho 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tsukasa pfp is so real (im late help)

    • @YunonaNyan
      @YunonaNyan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hahinarusho i'm later

  • @Meido
    @Meido 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    i have sinned.

  • @UcanTel
    @UcanTel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Len pls ur 14

  • @chmnydktr
    @chmnydktr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Me: *is terrified and holding out a cross*

    • @demondragon9594
      @demondragon9594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ikr 5 lens is to much and this song is dirty but its dam catchy

    • @glyndaholman4751
      @glyndaholman4751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naira Nadzira Same.

    • @modbit
      @modbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *embraces the curse*

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You will never escape Len.

  • @IbukiMiodabitchthefuck
    @IbukiMiodabitchthefuck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    All I need for my life to be complete is for this to play in the background music of an Easy Bake Oven commercial.

    • @hifiveanimation
      @hifiveanimation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...

    • @fern6090
      @fern6090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love ur profile pic bruh:p

    • @greatmatt301
      @greatmatt301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      working on it

    • @ardentswain2274
      @ardentswain2274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ibuki Mioda yes. Yes yes yes fuck yes. Please ppl u need to do this.

    • @idonthavealife5340
      @idonthavealife5340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ibuki shouldn't u be dead?! Mikan killed you

  • @SirCassis
    @SirCassis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    for the people confused about what "kurumi ponchio" means: if you put kurumi ponchio in hiragana, it looks like "くるみぽんちお"
    reversing that makes "おちんぽみるく" (ochinpo miruku) which translates to "pen!s milk"

    • @brookey4625
      @brookey4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @xloisx4603
      @xloisx4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I SHOULDNT HAVE BECAME A VOCALOID FAN

    • @lemonzg8404
      @lemonzg8404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH NAHHHH

  • @xanxansan
    @xanxansan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    i was 13 when this came out and for some reason i felt the need to explain, in great detail, what this song meant to my classmate

  • @melshellman1701
    @melshellman1701 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I CANT BELIEVE GIGA MADE THIS 😭😭😭😭

    • @josukeshairr
      @josukeshairr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      BRO

    • @reiix_
      @reiix_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Giga dark past😭

    • @VampireLady
      @VampireLady 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Giga also made gigantic OTN so its not really that surprising he's behind this too lol

    • @jennifertattershall9141
      @jennifertattershall9141 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought eromame sensei did

  • @arseniaagulto7208
    @arseniaagulto7208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Kurumi ponchio= ochin po miriku
    Me:" drinks banana milkshake"
    " then realizes that Kurumi Ponchio is Backwards of Ochin Po Miriku"( Penis Milk )
    " spits out all banana milkshake"
    YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU'RE CUTE KAGAMINE OR ELSE

    • @sarahyousfi7173
      @sarahyousfi7173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok I'm laughing so hard xD
      You made my day xD

    • @t1697
      @t1697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I Give No Shits I would Have Killed Him.

    • @nutella7162
      @nutella7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was just casually eating a BANANA (its the most sinful fruit,God I swear I learned my lesson XD) and than THIS SONG came in...and to make things even more weird,my younger brother (he s 14,blonde hair,blue eyes,you know what I mean) came into my room and stared in me while also eating a BANANA Can I have some bleach? Like,PLEASE!!! (sorry for the long comment but this was just so freakin weird XD)

    • @memesaremylife950
      @memesaremylife950 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      XD lol I only like normal bananas I like it with nothing else and I'm not talking about the dirty way of using bananas

    • @rahell62
      @rahell62 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It means potato

  • @coolspyro17
    @coolspyro17 11 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Whoever originally made this song
    I seriously want to know how they can sleep at night

    • @bananadanshii_
      @bananadanshii_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they probably dont .

  • @nataliaarlovskaya9642
    @nataliaarlovskaya9642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    *casually shows to Japanese best friend* Watch my dear. *Friend watches until end, throws computer at me*

  • @valdaizzah908
    @valdaizzah908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Len is 14 but sings about many...many of pervert song
    beside kaito, he is about 20 but sings about an ice cream
    me: O.o what the hell....

  • @TheIpekz
    @TheIpekz ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I CANT LENS ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY CUTE BUT THE SONG 😭😭😭

  • @erikasdiary3111
    @erikasdiary3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i almost pressed the "watch it on tv" that connects to the living room tv 😨

    • @melmel9364
      @melmel9364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BROOOOO SHIT LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME, I‘M ALWAYS SCARED I‘LL STREAM IT ON THE LIVING ROOM TV

    • @notherelowkey_
      @notherelowkey_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMLLL THATS ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME TOO! ITS SO SCARYYYY

  • @unafandekirbycualquieraxd6375
    @unafandekirbycualquieraxd6375 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Bro what was giga taking while making this cover 💀💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @al8998
    @al8998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It's so innocent until you look at the lycris

    • @romaunces
      @romaunces 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al lyrics*

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why I'm not looking at the lyrics XDD

    • @JudyandRick
      @JudyandRick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s a Lycra’s

  • @ookyspooky6173
    @ookyspooky6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Wow len just loves his bananas and salty pancakes and milk! Ah, the cravings of a teenager!

    • @ihatehaiikyuu
      @ihatehaiikyuu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laughed at this so hard

  • @xXfuffychickenXxreddivineaj
    @xXfuffychickenXxreddivineaj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    The lyrics are worse than Luvatory...

    • @nikaniks4015
      @nikaniks4015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NekoLoli agreed

    • @curseagent
      @curseagent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well YEAHHHH

    • @MxMucus
      @MxMucus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Luvoratory isn't even that bad of a song.

    • @MxMucus
      @MxMucus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, the lyrics aren't that suggestive

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PPPPPPPPPPFT!!!!!!!!! YOU COMPARE THIS TO LUVATORY?!?!?!?!?! HA HA!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO AVOIDS DIRTY STUFF!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SAYING 'this is worse than Plus Boy...' (Is it?? It might be, but they're probably on the same level of dirty in different ways...) I LAUGH AT YOU SIR!!! REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ARE A SIR OR MADAM, I CALL YOU SIR!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!

  • @solar_eclipse5649
    @solar_eclipse5649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Len is the japanese cuppcake lmao

  • @g2b512
    @g2b512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    i find this ridiculously catchy and i shouldnt be listening to this when i just ate honey and drinking milk....

    • @UsagiSanaisan
      @UsagiSanaisan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kurumi ponchio is very catchy but I looked up the English lyrics and I was scarred! 😅

    • @scarymaka1390
      @scarymaka1390 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hehheh

    • @g2b512
      @g2b512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sanai Shinigami lawl i saw Miku's pv first and i was like "what is the translation!?!?" then i went to the wiki and was like "ohhhh.....this became one of my fav songs now....:D" then when i looked at Len's version...i was like "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!"

    • @UsagiSanaisan
      @UsagiSanaisan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ciel Phantomhive IKR?!?!

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same it's a bop 👏

  • @cybercatkaitosupremacy
    @cybercatkaitosupremacy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OF COURSE IT WAS GIGA WHO MADE THIS, OF COURSE..............

    • @sprucebrine9
      @sprucebrine9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giga didn't make this, it was madaco

    • @cybercatkaitosupremacy
      @cybercatkaitosupremacy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sprucebrine9 no, i meant he was the one who made this cover

  • @g2b512
    @g2b512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *poker face and does the gun to head gesture*

  • @Ida09
    @Ida09 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What really creeps me out is that all the lens look 6 years old in this video while they are singing this…

  • @Pooshkariot
    @Pooshkariot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Me: oh! What a cute song! Wait, what she just...? No, it couldn't be... Here, I'll just look up the lyrics... Wait... Wait..!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr
    @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Imagine having to explain that this is your favorite song 🥲

    • @jennifertattershall9141
      @jennifertattershall9141 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The song's lyrics are disgusting, but its sounds really good. If you don't pay attention to the lyrics, you will see the beauty of it.

  • @royalblanket
    @royalblanket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Such a deep story song, len cloned himself to have an orgy. This says a lot ahout our society. Get this in project diva 👏👏👏👏

    • @Crazy2kinobeShorts
      @Crazy2kinobeShorts ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does it look like they’re allowed to put THIS in a *game rated 16*

  • @t0bikk039
    @t0bikk039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Gigantic OTN was suggest right after this WTF

  • @akirraslay
    @akirraslay ปีที่แล้ว +16

    so you're telling me that i was 8 and played this on my birthday 😃

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YOU WHAT

    • @akirraslay
      @akirraslay ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77 YES

    • @nataliepixelstar
      @nataliepixelstar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I played this on my cousins 5th birthday and they were dancing to it and i was terrified lol at least my parents didn't see the song or lyrics (I was 8 that time ._.)

  • @crimsonfenrir2334
    @crimsonfenrir2334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    So we had ummmm...
    So many milky banana?
    Oh god, so many milky banana...
    LEN WHY U SO NAUGHTY OH MY GAAAAADDDD

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @sarahyousfi7173
      @sarahyousfi7173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why he's the best ! 8D

    • @graysalem
      @graysalem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mmmmmmmm banana milkshake😉

  • @rurururururururuuru
    @rurururururururuuru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I WANT TO CRY

    • @lyneystarz
      @lyneystarz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HI

    • @rurururururururuuru
      @rurururururururuuru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lyneystarz😳😳😳😳

    • @lyn4president
      @lyn4president 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WHAT WAS THAT END

    • @rurururururururuuru
      @rurururururururuuru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lyn4presidentIVE NEVER WANTED SOMEONE TO GET INTO A DOMA SO BAD OH MYOGD

  • @romantisanon4647
    @romantisanon4647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    is this what they call...shota??

    • @user-xn9td2wm2l
      @user-xn9td2wm2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shota and shotacon

    • @umaruumaru8297
      @umaruumaru8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You now have the shota life! Please sign in at the door~

    • @andrewoooh
      @andrewoooh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@umaruumaru8297 ew wtf is wrong with u

    • @ri____h3nr628
      @ri____h3nr628 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE DONE!!!*

    • @ri____h3nr628
      @ri____h3nr628 ปีที่แล้ว

      (I'll do Piko's work again!)
      *Grabs gun* nothing personal...

  • @ona512
    @ona512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Everything about this particular video is beautiful: The fact that that you've got the line of five popular artists' Lens (and I can recognize at least three that LOOOOOOVE Len to bits) singing to this wonderful masterpiece is just phenomenal.

  • @fatimaioi8677
    @fatimaioi8677 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i refuse to believe somebody made this with their own will

  • @LobotomiteMing
    @LobotomiteMing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me and my 5 personalities at 3am

  • @itslisha_
    @itslisha_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Why does it sound innocent in Japanese?!

    • @Arilewis99
      @Arilewis99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThatGirlLisha IKR! Now I look at him differently when he sings actual innocent songs with his sister...

    • @psychanii9768
      @psychanii9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's probably because you don't know Japanese and the song sounds happy... I can't even get through halfway of this song without having to click off

    • @m.o.n.d.a.y.1270
      @m.o.n.d.a.y.1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you know Japanese.... it doesn’t sound innocent at all either....

  • @purplegelatinsquares
    @purplegelatinsquares 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's terrifying and catchy. I CAN'T STOP LISTENING SEND HELP

  • @wolfgirl7376x
    @wolfgirl7376x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    most normal len song

  • @TwisterzX0_VIII
    @TwisterzX0_VIII 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    how funny that this was originally a miku song and then blame len for this😔

  • @josukeshairr
    @josukeshairr ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Most sane len song

  • @toenailcheese6755
    @toenailcheese6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When Len was little: momma? Why shouldn’t I be rough on my banana?
    Lens mom: 911 I have the wrong baby..

  • @Aishaa678
    @Aishaa678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve never been more scared of Lens future

  • @nellynk1749
    @nellynk1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    me at the beginning of the song: Well this is funny and innocent
    me at the end: Well there goes my innocence

  • @Ythequale
    @Ythequale ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I saw the len on the far left i knew where this was going..

  • @rjmantis
    @rjmantis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I could play this at a 9 year olds birthday party without them realizing how dirty this song is

    • @felicianovargas7935
      @felicianovargas7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well did you do it? Because I'm about to

    • @rjmantis
      @rjmantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felicianovargas7935 lmao no I was referencing to an akidearest vid

    • @felicianovargas7935
      @felicianovargas7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rjmantis Aw man. Time to look for a random kids birthday!

    • @nataliepixelstar
      @nataliepixelstar ปีที่แล้ว

      I did that lol 😆

  • @stellashi5255
    @stellashi5255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    GIGA YOU'RE MY FAV PRODUCER JUST FOR THESE LYRICS THANK YOU WHOEVER MADE GIGA.
    Amen.

    • @crimsonfenrir2334
      @crimsonfenrir2334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Stella Shi *bless this post*

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with everything you just said. Let's be friends! @u@

    • @curseagent
      @curseagent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whoever made Giga
      Only the fault of two random Japanese people that happen to be Giga's parents

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then God bless Giga's parents, and God bless them for letting him go wherever the fuck he wanted on the internet.

    • @ghitaailal6609
      @ghitaailal6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUUUUUÛEEEEEEEEEEE ASJSIDZJZYDAJAALSKSNAJS

  • @gvnlessktchn
    @gvnlessktchn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    i find it so funny that such a beloved vocaloid classic has a title that literally translates to dick milk.
    くるみ ぽんちお (kurumi ponchio) backwards is おちん ぽ みるく (ochin po miruku). dick milk.
    it’s just so funny to me that they actually took the time to think of a creative way to title this that makes it seem even more innocent from the outside lmao

  • @meadowchanyukikosangacha2643
    @meadowchanyukikosangacha2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I showed this to grandma to see how innocent she is, thankfully, she passed the test and didn’t understand anything.
    ( mainly due to the fact that English is not her first language )

  • @sophiecatx3
    @sophiecatx3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    DID I JUST HEAR LEN MOAN IN THE BG

  • @deankarizaki197
    @deankarizaki197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    just to be clear Kaito drugged me

    • @deankarizaki197
      @deankarizaki197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no you don't

    • @makaalbarn7956
      @makaalbarn7956 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      explains alot

    • @2d-dreamfever-miku41
      @2d-dreamfever-miku41 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what the fukkin doge is wrong with him?- well this is the interwebs and i'm a speaking doge so yea

    • @deankarizaki197
      @deankarizaki197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pom Gets-Wifi he wanted pay back for me running him over with roadroller

    • @2d-dreamfever-miku41
      @2d-dreamfever-miku41 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Len Kagamine
      xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im fukkin laughing my ass off

  • @Annimations365
    @Annimations365 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That sounds like a very yummy breakfast you're having, Len.

  • @4EverCanela
    @4EverCanela 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm totally auditioning for the X-Factor with this song

  • @jvstde4d
    @jvstde4d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:18 WHAT IS THIS-

  • @lilatune
    @lilatune ปีที่แล้ว +7

    IM SO SCARED

    • @SukiSuki_
      @SukiSuki_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Phantom_delux590
      @Phantom_delux590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Listen to "The B❤tchy idol" by luo, it's also a vocaloid song

    • @lilatune
      @lilatune ปีที่แล้ว

      thats a classic,@@Phantom_delux590 not that bad lol

  • @colliee39
    @colliee39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate myself for actually liking this

  • @hollaceprestyn8515
    @hollaceprestyn8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    U know somethings up when Len sings it

    • @norinene7799
      @norinene7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something is rising but it ain't jesus

  • @stellacutiepie1697
    @stellacutiepie1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't think I want to finish my ice cream anymore

  • @prismvrism1951
    @prismvrism1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why is the FBI at my door while watching this-

  • @ichigothepigg9979
    @ichigothepigg9979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is disturbingly catchy.

  • @UnderDubz
    @UnderDubz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
    OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
    SPIRITS BEGONE FROM THIS HOUSE!!!

  • @susankastenhuber7436
    @susankastenhuber7436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RIP my innocence

    • @inactive6167
      @inactive6167 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tia -Chan Ikr I spend about 2 weeks full of songs like that 😂

    • @Lunarlille
      @Lunarlille 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laito Sakamaki LAITO SENPAI :D

  • @nutella7162
    @nutella7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I will never unheard this...what satan did make me click on this,please does anyone have some extra bleach?

    • @emsy630
      @emsy630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have some left over from when Oliver sang about Gay Sex.

  • @roseslavander3144
    @roseslavander3144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why does pervy songs have to be so catchy😫

  • @LenBanana2010
    @LenBanana2010 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Used to dance to this in Len cosplay now I finally looked at the lyrics I want to cry

  • @Floqera
    @Floqera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Im Giving out free holy water!"
    "Get them while I still have some"

  • @susinko3285
    @susinko3285 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are awesome! Thanks for subbing this! I love Len so much! I'm gonna try and snag me one of them!

  • @bloopybombs
    @bloopybombs หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i don’t care about the lyrics this song slaps

  • @peachynectar
    @peachynectar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    omg i love their blinking faces XD
    Best way to start my day.

  • @Aceburn5
    @Aceburn5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This song doesn’t even need a CupcakKe remix to be dirty 💀

  • @naibdomo
    @naibdomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me: Yo, pass the aux cord
    Friend: You better not play trash
    Me: **plays this**

  • @takcody
    @takcody  10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Kurumi Ponchio should just be left alone otherwise it would lose it's subliminal meaning since 'kuru' in Japanese directly translates to 'coming' in English which would make sense to be 'kam' in German. 'Kurumi Ponchio' - ’くるみ ぽんちお’ is flipped backwards for 'おちぽん みるく’ - 'Ochipon Miruku' which is the real intention of this song.

  • @gokiburi9
    @gokiburi9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    SPEEERRRMMMMM

  • @WorldofCosplay1
    @WorldofCosplay1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am a junior in high school. I have an End-Of-Course exam today.
    AND I'M LISTENING TO THIS FUCKING SONG--

  • @ipodnano22
    @ipodnano22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Soo..? Len basically has sex with 4 versions of himself..?

  • @syaoran2sakura
    @syaoran2sakura 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh GOD!!! I found this song a while ago and kept singing it at work. Finally I got curious enough to see what the song is actually about and I find this! Sooo embarrassing but Len looks so cute singing!

  • @flat0124
    @flat0124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRO I JUST SAW THE BACKGROUND

  • @wiisuuuuu
    @wiisuuuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:01 Lord i pray thank you for mercy 💀💀💀💀

  • @matt-yr4qp
    @matt-yr4qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i give permission to pull the plug

  • @DarkMaySorceress
    @DarkMaySorceress 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG ! >o> ! I didn't pay attention to this !
    Thank you ! xD

  • @PikaEast
    @PikaEast 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for translating this. XD It's so amusing!

  • @oniononion7560
    @oniononion7560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My little(not REALLY REALLY little) cousin had no idea what this meant so she showed it to her parents. Now she can only watch stuff with her mom or dad looking over her shoulder.

  • @BoldActionSkitty
    @BoldActionSkitty 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    All joking aside, this is a really good cover!

  • @lenlen8099
    @lenlen8099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're the best!!!!

  • @liminaltrash
    @liminaltrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *holds cross and drinks holy water*
    I regret searching up the lyrics to this,it sounded so innocent at first 😪

  • @sarahyousfi7173
    @sarahyousfi7173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Who... Who draw those shota Len... I have to know ! (Also, the Tsundere Len on the left, I swear I see him in a doujinshi R18...
    I SWEAR !!)

    • @sarahyousfi7173
      @sarahyousfi7173 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zippy Zapmeister TsundeLen x3

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The maid thing?

    • @mroning
      @mroning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's Yomogi Ringo's Len, they did draw a lot of R-18 doujinshi of him

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mroning yes i was gonna say that

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! I recognize then Len in the middle too!

  • @nova_p.youtube
    @nova_p.youtube 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The real question is: ON WHAT DRUGS WAS THE CREATOR?

  • @kiryuki2821
    @kiryuki2821 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The reason len likes bananas

  • @nekokun8029
    @nekokun8029 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YAY!! This totally made my day! Thank you!!
    And thanks so much for subbing this! It's so amazing xD
    *salute* Keep on being awesome! :D

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've known of this song for years, and today is the first time I've ever looked up the subs.

  • @hell_raven
    @hell_raven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cutest porn song by far

  • @iamsleepytoday
    @iamsleepytoday 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Top 10 len wtf moments

  • @josukeshairr
    @josukeshairr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro i keep forgetting the fact that len has the wildest songs known to mankind😭

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This song was originally a Miku song, but it's true, Len has some pretty friggin insane songs.

    • @josukeshairr
      @josukeshairr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BoldActionSkitty ohhhh