Hawks: who would want to be with a monster like me. Everyone watching this video : Half the fandom: My fellow simps: Chicken nuggies: Lov: Me: Me: BOI-
*Flash backs to my Undertale phase as well as all the current psychopaths that I have fallen in love with* Hun, you have no fucking clue how fucked up I am.
*Me who clicked the video out of curiosity as to why people simp for him and hasn't watched the vid yet*: *Well* ill be back with my research results later
*Me listening when driving* Hawks: "right now I'd like to get lost in your eyes, thank you very much!" Me: MY EYES ARE IN THE ROAD, SIR. Hawks: "dont like it when I tease too much?" Me: "NOT WHILE I'M DRIVING!"
I was listening to this while doing school work and for some reason it made me so frikin happy! Comfort audios are magic I swear! Was having a bad day and this made everything better! Though it's kinda sad I rely on these for real happiness... But who cares I'm already and anxiety ridden rat, so who cares if I rely on fictional people for coping. Luv you Yagami ❤️
When I think that, I just think wanna have fake friends in reality or fictional characters that are better than almost every friend? Then I feel better :)
2:22 Hawks: Sorry, not sorry Me: . . . About I said I just wanna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry Don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
This makes me feel so happy, omg. I'm smiling like an idiot each time Hawks calls listener "cute", "baby", "kid" and so on. Didn't even notice how I started to hug myself while I listened this record x) That's exactly what I needed. Thank you so much, yato Т.Т
im so grateful for the sfw versions,,, sometimes im not horny sometimes im just so emotionally busted i need to feel smthn again and sfw audios are v fluffy and comforting
thanks for making these. my friends think i’m weird for listening to yagami yato audios but these audios really help me cope with my self hate and makes me feel less lonely. people don’t really make time for me so thank u for making these. it makes me feel loved
Hawks calling me special makes me want to cry, no body has ever called me special and hawks telling me that just makes me want to cry I'm legit so happy
"I see how into me you are you don't hide it to well" My friends complaining that I can't go one conversation without have something about hawks In it But I mean can you blame me
Thankyou for posting a sfw version! I didn't know there was a sfw version and would listen to the 18+ and just skip the not sfw part thankyou for this!
Hawks saying: right now I'd like to get lost in your eyes, thank you very much!" Me: crying because I aM fUcKiNg DePrEsSed, and he doesn't exist. Ps: I listen to these ones that don't have the sammich when I want a big warm hug but for the pandemic, I cant visit my boyfriend and that hurts, if someone is listening to this searching the same thing as me you can comment how you feel, is always nice to write it sometimes, for your mental health.
Hawks: *looking up at you saying all this* Also Hawks: *always trying to be big spoon yet he looks like little chihuahua with a great Dane* I'm sorry xD
Hawks: who would want to be with a monster like me.
Everyone watching this video :
Half the fandom:
My fellow simps:
Chicken nuggies:
Lov:
Me:
Me: BOI-
I would...i swear if hawks says that one more time 😤
We stan hawks and we simping for him
*Flash backs to my Undertale phase as well as all the current psychopaths that I have fallen in love with* Hun, you have no fucking clue how fucked up I am.
*Me who clicked the video out of curiosity as to why people simp for him and hasn't watched the vid yet*: *Well* ill be back with my research results later
abt halfway through i realized the background sound was a w a s h i n g m a c h i n e i-
IM CRYING OMG IT IS LMAO AHHHAHAHAHhhhHha
I heard it in the beginning and I just decided I would let it be a plane lmao
NOW I CANT UNHEAR IT!
PFFT-
no mom i didnt eat the remote i swear WHAT IS YOUR USER AHAHAHAHA
"you're cute when you're flustered"
Me: *sitting here eating Doritos* oh thanks
Ahahaha 😂 oh same 🤣💕
" You're Cute When You're Flustered. "
Me, With Barbicue Sauce On My Arm Stubs: *oH tHaNkS.*
I was eating pizza. And bread sticks
don’t make me laugh
I was drinking coco cola 😋
Hawks: we're renegades now
me: *starts doing Renegade*
gold_ rose legit thought of the renegade
gold_ rose I just started bawling
Renegade renegade renegade
Same thoooo 🤣❤️
I was already doing the renegade when I saw this comment
*Me listening when driving*
Hawks: "right now I'd like to get lost in your eyes, thank you very much!"
Me: MY EYES ARE IN THE ROAD, SIR.
Hawks: "dont like it when I tease too much?"
Me: "NOT WHILE I'M DRIVING!"
Hawks: tries to flirt with u°
You: say one more fahukin thing and I will reverse this chunk of metal into the tree-
I imaging one iida arms for this
i hold the power of being ur 100th like😼
Hahah
*you listen when you drive?*
* me at 1:30am sweating in bisexual as i simp for hawks*
:0 its 1:40 here lol
Me.
it’s 3am for me
@@junhansguitar1036 bruh this was wrote at a diffrent time obviously tf
@@ravendraws i know? i was just saying that i happen to be a bisexual who’s watching it at 3am. I wasn’t correcting them
Me: *about to take a nap bc I went to bed at 4am*
Yagami: *Posts*
Me: *DAMN....WATEVER IM GOING FOR IT*
Same here buddy
Psshh, sleep? We don't need her
497
0:07
Hawks:eh don’t worry about it
Me:don’t worry bout it sweetheart don’t worry bout it
..sorry..
Hellish Phoenix SPLASH
Hawks 🍗♡: **exists**
Me: 🤰
Mood
Izuku, *J A I L*
get baCk iN ThE bASeMenT
.....I can't look at you the same now.
Izuku Midoriya! I expected better from you. I will be informing Iida about this.
Midoriya-
Okay... I know this is a classic but I think Yato would make a very good Hawks helps you through a panic attack. Idk man
omg yes please
Heck yes pleaseeeee I need thissss
Yesssss
I love that idea
Yes please
I really Appreciate you Posting NON SAMMICH version.....my Asexual Soul is grateful for this yato senpai! 😢😢😃😃❤
Oh well, my asexual ass kinda likes the other version too
I just start laughing out of nowhere lol
@@Salt-y that happens to me sometimes too...but it does makes me uncomfortable not gonna lie 😂
@@Goose-pic 👍🏻👍🏻
I dont know what sammich even is.......i.....dont....* huff* am I to innocent or something?
Asexual gang bois
“I like pulling wigs more”
Me: *whispering* don’t u mean snatching weaves?
Now all I can think about is hawks swooping down and snatching people's weave
Say less piriod
WEAVE SNAAAAAAATCHED
I think he said legs
Hawks: *smooch*
My entire body: *tingles*
Same ✨
my anxiety went 📉 AND 📈 at the same time oh my god 😳❤️ brb my heart just exploded
ur heart really pulled a bakugo
aaand here's the version I like lol, I really appreciate you making sfw ones too :)
Same
- love, ria same 🥺👉👈
I was listening to this while doing school work and for some reason it made me so frikin happy! Comfort audios are magic I swear! Was having a bad day and this made everything better!
Though it's kinda sad I rely on these for real happiness... But who cares I'm already and anxiety ridden rat, so who cares if I rely on fictional people for coping.
Luv you Yagami ❤️
When I think that, I just think wanna have fake friends in reality or fictional characters that are better than almost every friend?
Then I feel better :)
Deku what are you doing here!?
Well... Y-ya see K-Kacchan... I... Wait. Why the heck are you here?!
Izuku Midoriya 緑谷出久 I uhhhhh DONT YOU DARE TELL KIRISHIMA
**holding phone** Don't make me do it, KATSUKI
Damn this chicken
Are you jelly Dabi???
Mr. Aizawa and Dabi!?
@@shariploof1493 hi
The fact that you have a Dabi pfp and that Me Aizawa replied is just- XD
This chicken is top tier-
My mood the hole video : 🥴👉🏻👈🏻
My mood: .-.
Hawks: your such a cutie
Me: im not cute Idiot
@@Naomi1220
How did you know-
T s u n d e r e-
@@okamiuwuzzu8887 shush
@@rougeackerman6168 Oof Aight-
Same
2:22
Hawks: Sorry, not sorry
Me:
.
.
.
About I said
I just wanna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L O L say oh well or go to hell Im sorry not sorry bout what I said
@@707-k5o don't lose your head
@@neveyya three in the bed and the little one said, if you wanna be wed Make up your mind.
@Shoto Todoroki her or me chum, don’t wanna be some girl in a threesome, ARE YOU BLIND
Baby I'm SORRAY
*I'm not sorray*
Hawks: your special kid
Me: a special idiot!
“My little feather...”
Me: WOAH- WHAT HAPPENED TO *Baby Bird and Kid?!*
he has thousands of nicknames for us, ok?
He caught be off guard *sobs*
and chicken nugget
:3
of course!
This makes me feel so happy, omg. I'm smiling like an idiot each time Hawks calls listener "cute", "baby", "kid" and so on. Didn't even notice how I started to hug myself while I listened this record x)
That's exactly what I needed. Thank you so much, yato Т.Т
that deep “Hello” that he did-
i’ll be right back-
My mind : Nani 0////////////0
“I got us this nice place in the back of the train-“
Me: “I THOUGHT THIS WASN’T SAMMICH- Oh it’s not, that’s just Hawks”
Me: *rewatches hawks x listeners cuz I'm a simp for him*
Our Queen and savior yato: *posts a new vid*
Me: god thank you for this Queen 😌✊️💕💖
only 10 likes....
*alternate accounts don’t fail me now*
......
K-k-k KACCHAN?!
Izuku Midoriya 緑谷出久 Deku!?
I didn't even see your user- WHY THE FLIP ARE YOU HERE KATSUKI?!
Casey Iddings I can’t and will not explain!
im so grateful for the sfw versions,,, sometimes im not horny sometimes im just so emotionally busted i need to feel smthn again and sfw audios are v fluffy and comforting
im just very very asexual
*When your so early the thumbnail dosent exist-*
Ooof
DeKu?
Wut
me hearing my lil sis listen to this:
me remembering she's 9:
eekkk👁️👄👁️
At least it’s the non 18+ one...
Nah still bad
SHIT SHE STARTED YOUNG
I mean gotta learn young i guess
@Takami Keigo YESSSS
Hawks: you saved me why
Me: ahhh chicken wings
I'm so sorry 🤣
Sero why are you here?!?!?!?! I'm telling the bakusquad
@@nouser5292 no don't do that it's for science don't ask what kind thow
H-hi sero!😊
@@artist_asylum hey tamaki
@@jasper9969 H-how are you?
Me: **wanting to play games**
Also me: **wanting to listen to some sfw hawks by yato**
Me ONCE AGAIN: "Aye, there's room for both"
OMG SHE UPLOADED EARLY!
Hawks: dont worry about it
Me: dOnT wOrRy AbOuT iT sWeEtHeArT
MEEE 😂😂😂🤣
thanks for making these. my friends think i’m weird for listening to yagami yato audios but these audios really help me cope with my self hate and makes me feel less lonely. people don’t really make time for me so thank u for making these. it makes me feel loved
Hawks calling me special makes me want to cry, no body has ever called me special and hawks telling me that just makes me want to cry I'm legit so happy
ShOtO WhY R yOu hErE LiKe brUh-
TxFee Oh mY gOsH whY arE yoU heRe??
@@MilesBitz tOdoROkI YoU shOuLD bE DoInG OThEr thIngS WHy r u hERe??????
@@MilesBitz I hAvE mY ReAsoNs
Yo, you’re special bud. I’m sure you’re cool!
Hawks: “we are renagades now”
Me: boom bop bbu bop bop say rengade renagade
Hawks: I want to get lost in your eyes
Me: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE EYES
@Takami keigo OMG I DIDINT MEAN TO MAKE YOU UPSET IM GOING TO CRY I DIDINT MEAN TO MAKE YOU SAD IM SORRYYYYYY
HAHHAHHA HE RESPONDED TO YOU 😭🤚
Thor has entered the chat
🕳️👄🕳️
18:20
Hawks: "you really know how to make me feel alive"
Me: "sad because last time I checked your just a really hot anime person😭"
Hawks:”feather right”
TH-cam subtitles:”Feather rat”
Me:Uhhh I know I’m a rat but like TH-cam did me dirty like that-
5:26
Him: we're rebagades now-
Family:no
Satan:uh oh
Santa:welp one more one the naughty list
Me:-wait reanagade renagade
😂😂
Why can I imagine hawks grabbing someone and literally throwing them out a window 🤣
Understandable have a great day
I literally love everything about this, my heart is soaring and I feel so happy omg-
As soon as I Hawks said "You're gonna kill me, kid" I instinctively went "Hell yeah I am" out loud
Hawks: You're so cute when i'm close to you
*Me seriously screaming in Dutch because something won't get of my finger*
Every time he says "kid" a chill goes down my spine idk why but I love it😏
I- I- I just heard a "HONEY" right here 12:57??!! .....
I'M DEAD SIMPING FOR HIM!!! Birdy I Love Youuuuuu!!!!
"I see how into me you are you don't hide it to well"
My friends complaining that I can't go one conversation without have something about hawks In it
But I mean can you blame me
This has been on for awhile...
*inhales* WHY DIDN"T ANYBODY TELL ME YAGAMI YATO EXISTS?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: ;^; just kill me...
hawks: with my love?
me:...........*cries internally* @/////////@
^^^^
(〃ー〃) *Blushing in the corner* =]
@////////////@
/\/\/\/\/\
Thankyou for posting a sfw version! I didn't know there was a sfw version and would listen to the 18+ and just skip the not sfw part thankyou for this!
I have officially read through the entire comment section, now I must lay on my bed in silence
OMFG how did you do fast as lighting 😱
But I love it
"You're special kid, so special to me"
I felt that :")
*DANCING Feel Special INTENSIFIES*
Im trying to sleep but this audio wont let me 👊😔❤️
it helps me sleep...
What if like Hawks Or The Listener later on brings up the idea of kids or a “family” 👀
Aight now I want this...
Someone, MHMMM SAME THO
the fact that i’m crying over this just proves how lonely i am cause no one has ever said these kind of comforting words to me before
Hey, just saying, you’re special and I’m sure you’re really cool!
32:50 hawks- maybe some other people can hold the poly relationships..
Me-*looks at Kirishima and bakagou* well!
good as always😔
My heart ❤️
Hawks: sorry not sorry
Me: Reese's
LoL 🤣😂 🤣😂
This made me laugh too hard
Any chance youll do legoshi from beastars? I feel like you’d be a absolute bomb at his voice.
I've said it once and I'll say it again! I absolutely love this angel! Thank you Yagami for the best audios!
He is such an angel i love him!
Hawks saying: right now I'd like to get lost in your eyes, thank you very much!"
Me: crying because I aM fUcKiNg DePrEsSed, and he doesn't exist.
Ps: I listen to these ones that don't have the sammich when I want a big warm hug but for the pandemic, I cant visit my boyfriend and that hurts, if someone is listening to this searching the same thing as me you can comment how you feel, is always nice to write it sometimes, for your mental health.
If I'm being honest these Hawks audios are the only reason I'm getting any sleep these days
Hawks: I need to stay here confincing myself its real, That youll be here with me
Me: Honey I think im the one that should be saying that
“you’re cute when you’re flustered”
me sitting here slurping pasta in a hoodie and a wack bun: omg period *debby ryan intensifies*
hawks: *ALIVE*
me: *izuku pose when ochaco is near*
I love how this all started with the listener randomly going up to him in an alley saying that he was their idol 😂😂
I recently found out that I'm way taller than Hawks and I don't know how to feel about this.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooop welp.
Hawks: *looking up at you saying all this*
Also Hawks: *always trying to be big spoon yet he looks like little chihuahua with a great Dane*
I'm sorry xD
I'm the same hight
I'm just a *inch* shorter than him- (apparently he's 5'6" and I'm 5'5")
Hawks: speaks
Me: *on the ground foaming at the mouth with a bleeding nose*
Yeah an adventure I'm always in trouble even in real life 😂
I feel bad for my friends then get in trouble all the time because of me😂
So cute
5:15 had me melting bro 😭💕💕
12:21 bro the meow- THE MEOW-
Oh frick here comes more nosebleeds
After video:
GIRL FOUND DEAD ON BED IT SEEMS THAT SHE NOSEBLEADED TO DEATH!
A B o d y H a s B e e n D i s c o v e r e d ! (Danganronpa reference UwU)
*Slowly puts on a cosplay of out dispair queen* Hehehe :p *Then dies* Oh nO WhErE dId I gO wrOnG Q-Q
@@sparkIejumprope actually it’s possible
Just not common
1:17
Hawks:your face priceless
Me: honey no need to lie💅🏻
Hawks:I know you’re actually not a kid
Underage me:mhm yessir😀
“Now that we’re basically married” WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IM SORRY WE’RE WHAT NOW?!
is it weird that i can literally fall asleep to hawks voice...
no
*underated TH-camr*
Hawks: “babbbyyyyy~”
Me: SiR u HAvE brOkE tHE lAw. O . o
ThAts tOdoS tHiNg!!
SiR thIs iS a wEnDyS
did i fall asleep to this in the middle of a mental breakdown?
nO nEvEr- yOu dId-
I’m so early (edit- also will you ever go live?)
I'm totally early
(4 mouth's late)
That's early right 👍
Elizabeth I was live what the video came out, what are you so rude
@@fishzombiez2831 I was joking I didn't mean to sound rude
I was making a joke on how late I was😂🤣😂
@Rhapsodium i think they were joking about how late they were
@@rosiidiino2284 yeah
I'm... an 11 year old kid
..
Looking at my parents (y/n x hawk's) do.. That..
Im 11 too 😃💀
Is there any possibility you can do a Kuroo × Listener video?I love your work and keep making incredible videos:)
yes!!
Koralia Megastheni Y E S
Why did I start to purr like a cat? I think I need help
Me: Mom I think I am a lesbian
Me:* found hawks x listen * Mom I think I am Bisexuell
Yes
*can internally relate*
I came out as a lesbian in 4th grade. After finding the nswf ASMR community and Yagami Yato, I recently game out as queer
Hawks: you wish it was this train
Me: and I oop- 😶
Hawks voice cures my depression
comfy audios = serotonin
Me: eating while listening
Hawks:thats why you're mine
Me: *chokes*
Hawks: am i over here?
Or am I over here?
Me: holy shit what the fuck
Him:”were renegades now..” me:*does the renegade* RENAGADE RENAGADE
Yes
@Earth Angel wow rude
@Earth Angel ok
I got a boyfriend
But yes
Can do undertale nightmare sans
He starts getting a bit aggressive at 15:19 XD
Oh nu- I'm 2 minutes away-
Welp- I've lived a good life ;-;
im just playing video games trying to listen and he's teasing me AHHGCK
Shinsou? First your dad now u?
Hawks: We're renegades now
Me: 🎶And I say
Hey, hey-hey-hey
Livin' like we're renegades🎶
HAHA IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND IM 💫SHAKINGGGG💫
Coming to this cause tiktok destroyed me with him cheating
Same, I came back to rewatch it because I have been crying for way too long and here he doesn’t cheat🙂
I CANT TAKE THAT SHIT ANYMORE WDF I WANNA MARRY HIM