Cars in D&D: Infernal Machines
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Infernal machines silly. I do wish they all had real art and not just recycled concept art. Car go vroom.
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3:39
"A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR."
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED
@@snekkoheckko4466*YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE*
🟦🟡🟦
I guess it really was a war without reason.
In the Neverwinter MMO there's actual radio station in hell hosted by a devil that plays heavy metal and you get to drive an infernal machine and they have radios like a car, and that game is canon so it's in canon in dnd that there's heavy metal in hell and you can listen to it while driving hell cars in hell.
\unu/ H E A V Y M E T A L \unu/
Well obviously.
Yeah, these vehicles are pretty cool, but they ain't got nothing on Hag Vehicles
Yeah lol
Hags have some pretty sweet rides
Holy shit, now I’m imagining an insane multiversal race between Devil Motor cycles, Aberrant meat ships, Angelic Steeds, a REALLY insane Artificer & animated Hag vehicles
Mortar and pestle with a spring loaded boxing glove and some sidewinder missiles.
I have been waiting for Logan to making a hag-vehicle whacky racer since the original hag video
3:16 "the biggest problem with this model is, you can't ride it. It rides you"
Jokes on you Logan, we are into that.
Death by snu-snu, a true warrior's end!
It's a feature, not a bug.
He made it sound like a bad thing lol.
"problem"
Give these to Orcs with Artificer levels to get Orks. (Switching to Ork voice.) Den you's gots whats ya need for a right propa krumpin! WWAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
WAAAAAAGH!!!
Paint them red for SPEED
@@KnicKnac
'Cause red ones go FASTA!!!
Black is tougha. Yellow is bigga booms. And purple is sneaky, 'cause who's eva seen a purple Ork? Exactly.
WHYS YOU WHSIPERING? SPEAK UP YA GROT! BUT YOUS GOT IT RIGHT PROPA, WWAAAGGGGHHH!!!
@@Frosty7575
SILLY AUTOCORRECT! KEEPS FORGETTIN' TO 'AVE IT ALL CAPS! WAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Karlach sure is one hell of a machine with many slots that, I'd dump my soul into.
I see what you did there 😏
Inexplicable that she is heartless seeing how she stole mine
I ran an adventure in Avernus as part of my "Unrest" campaign in which the party met the extended family of the tiefling PC and got to borrow a hellish war car to track down a purple worm with an adamantine treasure vault hidden in its stomach. The driving rules were homebrew, but it was a hell of a good time.
I absolutely LOVE the idea of machinery in D&D.
It’s part of the reason why Gond is one of my favorite deities…The Wondermaker encourages creative building; but doesn’t institute solid morality for their use.
I like the idea of an Artificer / Wizard who is fascinated by arcane machinery / constructs.
The Chultan peninsula of Lantan is known for the native gnomes creating wondrous constructs; notably the nimblewrights (swashbuckling robots), as well as firearms that use black powder.
Bahamut has flying constructs that tend to sacred dragon temples; and spray gas that incapacitates trespassers.
Duregar are known for their (occasionally horrifying) constructs & advanced weaponry.
Evidently, giant rune magic has also been known to create constructed creatures…notably, a giant robot (even for them) that shoots lasers.
And, the presence of infernal engines begs the question: is there a celestial equivalent?
Exalted engines?
I came up with an idea once for a homebrew familiar for a Cleric of Pelor. It was pretty much a mixture of the Golden Pelydryn (aka the "bauble") from _The Chronicles of Prydain_ and the Snitch from Harry Potter. The idea was that it would be found during a Modron March, and believed to be an aberrant construct (primarily because the Modrons were hunting it during the March), but then later revealed to be from Celestia.
Yes there are some constructs for celestials too I forgot the name but one of em has a large eye in a suit of armor and there's an entire realm of mechanical things called modrons I think and there's also a thing called a cadaver or something similar that cleans up war fields by impaling corpses and things onto its back
I made a warlock artificer npc in my ebberon setting that had an infernal machine as a patron. Was an epic battle
That's the Metalist shit I've heard in years.
Ya know when I played DIA I really didn't think the war machine idea could actually work in play but man it was the most fun and memorable combat experience we ever had in 5e
I have often questioned this same thing, you liked it eh?
@catdragon1313 the mishap tables allowed for a moment where a single fireball cause 2 cars to flip over and fall off a bridge to their deaths. I think about it every day. I have started actively putting way more vehicle/mounted combat sequences into my games ever since then and I highly recommend it.
@@bradleywindham4927 That sounds….utterly amazing!! No wonder it left you with stories your fellows remember to this day. That is dope as hell! 😄
There’s also supposed to be something like this in Eberron that runs off of dragon stones made by the demon fighting northwestern orcs who also have laser guns powered by dragon stones and they somehow have not taken over the rest of the world
Welp, both dragons and demons are capable of entirely wiping out humanoids, if they wanted to - their magic is on entirely different level. My justification is that both need humanoids to fulfill Draconic Prophecies, in order to free or keep binding demons. Once this standstill is resolved, humanoids are screwed, regardless of the winner.
@@papierowyszczur9234I heard dragons lost interest in trying to rule the world after they had a devastating war with the Giants that almost wiped out both they'r species and the reason why devils and demons haven't gotten a chance to do so was because of the blood war or something
In my DiA campaign, my players got their hands on a demon grinder that they tricked out with the golden armour. So I did a bit of colouring on the artwork, slapped on a decal, and they named it Nom Chompsky. They rode that thing right into the heart of the Blood War and ran over Baphomet with it. Good times!
bought the special edition of BG:DIA when it 1st dropped before I bough the PHB or DMG bc the cover was so metal (lost it in a hurricane but that's another story). Zariel, BG, and especially war machines always have a special place in my heart bc this setting and book was my introduction to not only 5e but my 1st TTRPG experience ever. thanks for the warm feeling of nostalgia.
Warforged that turn into vehicles.
Pretty much Transformers😂😂
[Adolescence of Utena intensifies]
I used these when my party had to cross Hades because Hades is just a big empty barren plain anyway so I figured it might as well be mad max. They got attacked by motorcycle ghouls because ghouls kinda look like warboys. That was a good adventure.
Also I believe the book says Devil's Rides have a speed of 12 miles per hour or 288 miles per day.
This begs to question. Do angels have like public transit?
They have walkable cities. No need for public transit.
Well now I just want my party to have a refurbished scavenger as their main mode of transport
Reminds me of the bone ship that I put in my game. Oh the looks on my player's faces as a sailing vessel powered by necromancy, crawled out of the water on thousands of skeleton legs and rampaged through the port town.
No footage from Evil Dead 3: *Army of Darkness* ???
That literally has a medieval uparmed car driving through undead hordes.
.... oh no boomstick for you.
He ain’t shopping at S-Mart, heck I’d even call him a primitive screwhead
That skull motorcycle made car noises. Truly evil.
I was just about to start making my dinner and now i get to listen to wonderful GAMBLING too, thank you Runesmith
I was in a big one of these in my DoA campaign. My skeletons worked the weapons and that turned 2 third level spell slots into an average of 108 damage a round that lasted all day. It was insane.
You know you could probably just make a warforge that has the engine built into it.
*but where’s the fun in that? It’s a machine from HELL, it’s gonna do more than just power the killing machines*
Someone in hell literally asked "What if a car was also a woman?" then grabbed the nearest engine and the nearest woman, and everybody just sat back and watched to see how it would all play out.
I can neither confirm or deny karlach gave me the idea for infernal engine zombies because if something is doomed what is a necromancer to do but improve said doom
"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike
When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost!"
-Meat Loaf, _Bat Out of Hell_
If you think these are crazy
Reminder that in Spelljammer Spirit Warrior exist
And they are pretty much a Gundam and a Armored Core
*A Cruel Angel's Thesis starts playing*
Dungeon Dad made a video and updated 5e version of it. Plus an interview with the original creator.
I like how we have internal combustion engines and robots in DnD but we're still not allowed to have guns.
Many thanks for this, making my Asmodeus give Duergar Infernal Machineries and have them hunt down a dead gods carcass while my players try and survive in the underdark. Some juicy info around.
This video is why my wizard will take the party into the hell.
In our game we called them Baatorian Machines of War, or B.M.W.s for short.
You'd just reignite my Jak 3 trauma like that
These things sound like proppa' orky vehicles, awsome.
real baller ad.
Weirdly enough, Motor Spirit from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's album Petrodragonic Apocalypse (alternative title; Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation) showed up in my recommendeds.
So what you're saying is the forces of Hell have access to the vehicles from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors!? A Spelljammer campaign idea just got even better!
Additional: I haaaaaaate those depictions of Hades (god and place).
I will never not be able to think of Mamon without thinking of Mr. Frog now
Given the relative popularity of Final Fantasy, I always find it a little weird that magitek machines and the like weren't more prominent in earlier editions of D&D core materials like 3.5 and 4. 3.5 had a single page in the DMG that featured some generic firearms stats. Meanwhile you can't swing a drunk Moogle in most Final Fantasy games without hitting some kind of either magical or mundane technology that stretches beyond the Tolkien fantasy. Which even Tolkien touches on a bit because LOTR is a WWI allegory...
Frickin loved Jak&Daxter, there's a remastered trilogy version now ya know.
I had an ill-fated DtA campaign and the infernal machines where the highlight
classic "descent in avernus" moment
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I remember when my group was doing Descent into Avernes and we had to leave the car behind because it couldn't get into where we were going, and when we came back someone had stolen it and now we had to cover the entire plane on foot.
Actually 120 feet per turn means 120 feet over 6 seconds, not 1 second. So it'll be much slower than 80 mph, even if it dashed.
It’s around 13.6 miles per hour a little over the books 12 miles per hour
Which is pretty good considering the maneuverability of said movement is still the same as if you were going on foot.
He corrected that in the video.
This video was such excellent timing, I’m just waiting on my last player to finish their sheet before running DiA for the first time! This is sooooo helpful, thanks!
Aww yeah, love these bad boys! Fantasy magitech hell cars are great
KAR-lach....
I GET IT!!
8:05 my favorite part of the video
Jak 3 referenced!! Neurons activated! Man I love that game
Logan, you jump the shark while popping wheelie on your infernal machine 👍cool
We destroyed one of these once when our wizard polymorphed into a triceratops and almost turned out fighter into canned sardines.
That ending ALONE deserved an upvote, lol. Great video.
If you want more ideas for infernal machines you can check out daemon engines or even Ork vehicles from Warhammer 40K
Thank you for the speed racer 2008 film reference, it is my literal favriote film lf all time. People, watch it its so good (adhd compatible)
Loved playing a Gith Artificer through BG:DiA. I became the de facto mechanic & wheel-man, had an absolute blast!
The pictures used at 8:43 are amazing, where do you get your inspiration? ^^
These vehicle designs remind me of the cars from skylanders for some reason
My first thought when I heard that these things are powered by soul coins, was to create the Infernal Tibbe infused with the truly immortal soul of Old Jeremiah. This key works the same way as the Infernal Coins do, with two main differences. One, the soul inside is not destroyed, making it a limitless power source. And two, as it's a key and not a coin, you can freely take it out of the vehicle to use on another.
I was really hoping for a robots reference and sure enough my hopes were assuaged
My d&d party had a hell of a fun ride going through the doomed forgotten realms on one of these. Our paladin was practically smiting with a wrecking ball
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
I built the "Druid Plow" from Brütal Legend, it was awesome!
The editing in this video is on another level!
Bless the RuneSmith
Now I want a campaign that’s a Grand Prix across the layers of Avernus - NO, a lap around the Cosmic Wheel!
On a side note everyone should watch smiling friends.
I love all of your videos
hmmm, im sure a drunk enough artificer could find a way to make these things not take souls, or at the very least use an alternate soul powered thing to power the engine.
How about Hellfire Engine from Mordekainen's Tome of Foes (or Monsters of the Multiverse version)? That's a meanest war machine out there with an artificial intelligence of its own!
Wacky races with Infernal machines, hag vehicles and wizards on shadow steed
My current group has three: A devil's ride, scavenger and a tormentor. We were lucky to get the help in Avernus
In all seriousness, I think you could do with having alternative fuel sources for your war rigs. Both because the idea of destroying a person's immortal soul to run a car is existentially uncomfortable (not to mention counter to the interests of devils, since you need those souls), and because you could get more interesting with it.
Like, that idea of pumping the engine full of demon ichor to make it go faster could just be expanded to make it the fuel source. You have to hunt demons to keep the vehicle running, which seems like an incentive structure devils would encourage.
Or how about a vehicle that uses blood as fuel (I'll sidestep the Ultrakill reference, and say it's like the 2017 TV series Blood Drive). I already had the idea a while back of an industrial civilization run by vampires, whose artifice runs off blood. So have a blood-powered car would be a logical extension of that. You can even mimic the scene from Mad Max: Fury Road, where Max is strapped to the roof of a car, attached to an IV that slowly bleeds him. Except instead of keeping the driver alive, it fuels the car.
Other places might create their own fuel sources. Like a Fey carriage literally running on dreams (stolen from sleeping people). A celestial vehicle that runs on prayers. Or some batshit machine with a furnace that burns Wyrdstone (solidified Chaos energy) like coal.
Finally, I had an idea a while back for a post-apoc fantasy setting, where the world pre-apocalypse mastered using a kind of magical oil ("Wurm Crude") secreted by Violet Worms (the Purple Worm's bigger, more magical cousin) as fuel. With the byproduct being a magically charged exhaust, that slowly accumulated in the air until wild magic started to become a fixture of the climate. Leading inevitably to magical disasters, like firestorms, mists that create nightmares and illusions, rains of frogs and acid and accelerated aging. All at random. And naturally, the survivors insist on continuing to tap Wurm Crude wells to keep their rides running, because the Violet Worms didn't go anywhere.
I hear the latest thing is Soul Bitcoins. I don't understand how they work, but apparently, no one else does either.
3:58 I miss the Soul Larvae.
This brings up an interesting idea. What happens if you detonate a nuke in Avernus?
I'm going to make clock work mad max rovers thanks to you. And there going to double as a small but cozy home for the adventurers. Curse you with immense amounts of money and fan art.
God, imagine dying and going to hell, only to have your afterlife cut short just because some madlad needed fuel for their demon car!
Sad news, you said the bike does 120ft per turn which is 80 miles an hour.
I believe in yours maths you didn't account for a round being 6 seconds, and treated it like it was 1 second.
The motorbike goes a cosy 12 miles per hour. A good rule of thumb is that feet per round to miles per hour is a about 10 times lower. 30ft is 3mph, 150ft is 15mph etc.
Next time you're on a treadmill, set it to 3mph or 6mph to get the D&D movement and dashing experience.
That better not be spice insee being sprinkled on the masterpiece that was Speed Racer
cannot wait to use these in my campaign so i can have a jester summon one out of nowhere to run my players over
Anyone else want to make a fiendlock/battle master whos mech is a mini machine of torment.
Shame the class combo isn't better because it has SO much potential. Like maybe if you wanted to be a smart charasmatic character you could go hexblade instead of fiend, flavored similarly to fiend, and get around the issue of having crappy melee.....
What are the ramifications of a soul just not existing anymore?
Loved the video. Great job. When I think of soul coins going into a slot machine or a jukebox, my mind drifts to the old Michael Jackson's Moonwalker video game.
I wonder if you can get skeletons as a necromancer to operate them
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Hell car? Good. Karlach? Bea.
I like the part where the dunky
+1 for Jak 3 reference
y'know, i was thinking about running an episodic campaign in the style of old top gear...
I've always wanted to ride around with a sick bike in a game
Oh, Soul Coins are made from people who broke their deals with a devil? Okay, I don't feel /as/ bad about using them like I'm at an arcade
Devils often trick their victims into singing deals, and other times people might volunteerly sign deal with the devil to save someone. Surely those are less common than utterly bad guys (I suppose), but you'll never know.
I'm so not going to make my players race demons in hell for either a mcguffin or the soul of their friend with these
Nope
Karlach is Bae forever.
Runesmith you're great thank you for this video man
Another excellent video as always Mr Runesmith
I had an idea for if my players ever somehow accidentally got trapped in hell. There would be an infernal derby where the winners are freed from hell and get their souls put back on the material plane and the losers... i havent figured that part out yet but you dont want to lose, it. will. be. horrible. 😈😈😈
You say that like the USA wouldn't use souls as fuel if they could.
me and the homies love throwing up bile
pancakes are subpar to crispy waffles
DM: i dont get it, how do you play as Vin Desil from Fast and the Furious
I’M A HELL-WAY STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR