LMPD officer arrested, fired hours after graduating from academy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- Luis Rodriguez graduated from the academy on Friday, and his first shift was scheduled for Sunday.
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This guy should be on Guinness world record.
For what?
@@wesleytwiggs7687Shortest employment duration.
when my academy class graduated one guy had a graduation party put together that night by his friends and family, the party got loud, the police arrived, one of the graduates friends called the responding officers " pigs", the officers made a phone call to the graduates potential Captain to tell him about the incident, graduate was notified that he was fired...4 hours after graduating
in* the* Guinness World Records*.
@@commiesnzombies He would win that lawsuit, they can't fire you for something someone else said.
Never shot an unarmed person, Never took bribes, perfect record
Thank you for your service sir, good luck on your retirement
Lmao police don’t take bribes 😂😂
Too soon......
Can’t have a perfect record for a career that never started lol
😂😂😂
@@thekeys2life984what world do you live in
Bro was fired before even starting his job. LEGEND!
That happened to some dude that was supposed to be in my academy. He got the call that he was selected on Thursday, went out Friday night to celebrate, and got a DUI. We found out on Monday that he had gotten kicked out before the academy even started.
That happened to an old coworker. He got the letter and academy start date, got busted that night then got kicked out the academy before he started. That was one of two DUI’s he had
your classes are all stupid
@@gioruiz89 at least he didn't go through the work and time commitment like Officer Graduation.
@@lynnlynn9124😂😂
And I bet he was only in it for the power, right? Nobody who puts their community in danger by drinking and driving has any intentions of serving and protecting. He woulda fallen right in with the corrupt pieces of shit that give cops a bad name.
goes to show what kind of a cop he would have been
No it doesn’t. Smh..
@@_DB.COOPERyes it does 🤡
@@_DB.COOPERyeah, I mean who HASN’T wrecked multiple cars while blackout drunk. Simple mistake
@@darklorddisco Ikr, everybody does it at least couple times in their life. No big deal 🤷♂
But I'm just the abnormal one, never drink and drive and hit several cars in on accident...
@@darklorddisco yeah you’ve been terminated for all the mistakes you’ve made haven’t you. Of course I bet you’re perfect at life kid!
His career was short but full of spirit...
😂
Underrated
LOL
Spirit (s)
*golf clap*
Guy forgot he has to wait until he clocks in before he starts breaking laws.
I dont think he was black, but nice try buddy.
Detached moment
😂😂😂😂😂
@@vile1636he was black / person of color which is why he was fired mr.trumpcultist
@@vile1636🥾👅
Cops don't get arrested; you complain
Cops get arrested; you still have a comment
You ACAB morons are just little children.
Literally took the meaning of record breaking to the next level.
lmao
Craig got fired on his day off (Friday).
This guy got fired before his 1st day of work. Congratulations.
whatchu tryna do, build a CLUBHOUSE?
Learn this saying "Welcome to Walmart"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@al6347🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chile🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱
Hard to get fired before your first day on the job. This guy was like challenge accepted.
"Challenge accepted" - hold my beer.
They didn't tell the full story. He was caught taking turns getting analFaulked with several other officers.
@@mikejones8866More like “Challenge accepted, Get me a beer!” 😂
@@AllieInWonderlandmore like, “I’ll be done before u get the beer”
All for TikTok😂
He celebrated his graduation really well. How unfortunate.. well, life goes on, you learn and you live
His family will never let him forget about this...
Neither will the internet
If he gets another conviction he can become a judge.
better than that ... he can run for wannabe dicKtator of the USA . since tRUMP will be in prison for treason.
Or a presidential candidate
nah the mayor can make more money than the judge getting kickbacks from contracts
He gets a dozen more and maybe Pelosi has finally found someone to take her place so she can retire to her crypt.
or win a spot in Congress.
Everyone in life has a purpose - even if it's to serve as a bad example. -- Carroll Bryant
Beautiful quote!
Good post.
Also a lot of random sh*t happens. Chance occurrences etc. Especially when alcohol is involved. And alcohol is socially acceptable to consume. Especially when celebrating life achievements or milestones. Many of us have driven under the influence (to some degree) but since we didn’t get caught we are better than those that do.
Does that make it right for this guy to drink and drive? No it does not but he wasn’t on the clock. What would be so wrong about letting him serve his time without further punishment? It’s ironic for a “correctional” institution to assume people cannot change.
@@orangedrone - Nope! As a police officer, he has to be held to a higher standard. If he is let off with a slap on the wrists, what message does that send to the rest of the population.
He knew better; they taught him better at the police academy. And now he showed that he was not actually fit for the job.
I feel bad for him and can't imagine what he is going through right now, but it's his own fault.
The one good thing about this incident is that maybe others will learn from it.
@@David_K_pi hopefully this is his "come to Jesus" moment. I've had a few of those myself. Actually it was literally Jesus who saved me. I dont think its too late for this man at all, he just has to keep walking with God, one day at a time and he will find redemption.
This happened in my hometown with a young man who landed his first position as a doctor at Kaiser. He went out to celebrate, got drunk, crashed his car while DUI on the way home, and he unfortunately ended up dying.
Damn imagine celebrating your success only to lose it in a blink of an eye
Fired on your day off??? PURE GOLD 😂😂😭
😅😅😅 ain't that the truth!!!??? You can't make this SYT up 😅😅😅😅😅
What day off ? Bruh never made it to his first day 🤣🤣😭
Right! Fired on his first day off! BEFORE HIS FIRST DAY ON! 😂🤣😂
In the words of Smokey “ you got to be a stupid mf to get fired on your day off”
No!!! graduated the academy on Friday, got drunk and arrested on Saturday, for DUI ,after wreaking several cars, and fired before starting his first day on the job, which would of been Sunday!
On behalf of everyone, thank you for showing us your true character so quickly.
Defund police 💯✊
He looked wayyy old for a rookie
@@population-_-420facts
@@user-dk3up2nl1mfacts
He was drunk. Unless you mean his character of being an alcoholic? But we don't know that from this single report.
This is lowkey one of my biggest fears. Getting a decent job then losing it immediately.
Idk it's pretty easy to hold down a good job when you're not a total idiot like this guy was.
How did someone that out of shape pass the academy?
He's not out of shape just because he's got a round jawline lmao.
Just graduated and immediately assumed he was above the law.
Likely, he was just a run of the mill alcoholic
LOL. I get your joke, but DUIs don't think they're above the law. They show bad judgment. He was celebrating his graduation with one too many beers and screwed up his life.
@@Frankie2012channelalcohol nullifies zero responsibility. It, in fact, adds even more.
How shallow and simple minded of you to say. Have you never celebrated a little to much in your life with alcohol. Your sad...lol
@@Frankie2012channel being an officer, you'd think that drinking and driving would be at the forefront of your mind when you.. drink and then drive. he didn't show only bad judgement, he was celebrating becoming a cop. i can only believe he did think he was above it all that night
Thsts the cleanest police career I've ever seen, he didnt violate a single person's rights while in uniform.
LOL! Too funny.
What about all those peoples cars didnt they have a right to not get their shit hit😂
@@davidrichardson5902cars aren't people. People don't have a right against protection from car accidents. Pretty sure Scott here is referring to the 10 amendments, the miranda rights, and other forms of basic human rights.
Todos la regamos pero eso le ensenara esperemos que asi sea
So next time you're running your mouth and the big dude you're talking smack to decides to, ah, correct your behavior, who ya gonna call?
I'll wait.
He should become a SECURITY GUARD ASAP!!!
im not even mad just honestly impressed he got fired before he even started
I feel for his family. What an embarrassment.
i feel for him too. I wonder if he's an alcoholic. Might be an assumption but sometimes it takes alcoholics to hit rock bottom and ruin their lives before they turn things around. Hope he gets his shi together
Yeah it's super embarrassing he got caught doing something we all do.
Maybe they hadn’t had a chance to have the celebration party.
Deport
speak for yourself
He just graduated and celebrated his graduation by drinking too much and he’s driving under the influence. What a smart man! Thanks God he revealed himself earlier before he’s on duty. Imagine if we had a drunk driver wearing the uniform.
NO UNION PROTECTION EVERYTHING HE WORKED SO HARD FOR GONE LMAO
Good doesn't care so quit it
I’ve never known a cop to be drunk on duty, but I’ve known several that are major alcoholics off duty and drive drunk often.
But where are his friends or family that let him drive?
Look up Officer David Mascarella
Before anyone uses the “bad apple” excuse, the rest of his department helped cover up his drunk crash for him. That’s a rotten tree, just like Uvalde PD
Then look up “Cariol Horne”. They made a law after what happened with her
Isn’t it weird how the norm is to get wasted when you succeed.
Our book keeper a freshly graduated and gorgeous puerto rican chick, was hired at my company, a 350 employee medical manufacturer company, on her first paycheck she went out to celebrate with her boyfriend and friends, got stopped by trooper police for speeding, they were intoxicated, got a DUI and also police found a few grams of illegal substances on the car and all of them were arrested. When she called HR manager on monday to request a loan to pay for her bail bond, she was terminated immediately.
So was a "No" on the loan?🤣
There sure are dumb people in this world, just went through all that schooling and training to be a policeman and gets fired on the first day , driving drunk. Wow. Glad no one got hurt.Very sad.
Not even the first day!!..😂😂😂 it's like buying a brand new car and totalling it before the paperwork is completely done😂😂
I knew this guy who got hired at the post office and was following his trainer on what would become his route. Immediately rear ended him while texting with his wife...fired on the spot 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
All he’s gotta do is lay low for a couple of months then move to and apply to be a cop out of some podunk town
Have to wonder how and if he was background checked. Texas and Wisconsin want to hire him!
He never got to his first day.
That’s impressive. It’s like in that episode of American Dad where Roger becomes a cop and he’s already taking bribes literally minutes after the graduation ceremony ends.
I like when brian the dog becomes an airport sniffer dog. 😂
Yes I know they're different shows but are they, really. Hailey's voice is in both of them😂😂 I think it's seth's sister.
"You're through rodriguez! Give me your badge and your gun!"
"You haven't given them to me yet sir!"
Oh man... that must have been one rough hangover the next day.
You cant get fired on your day off ?
This guy : (hold my beer)
Hold the empty glass that used to contain my beer
Lol
@@MorrisDuBose😂
More like “hand me the beer?”
@@gameisgame3000 perfect 🤌🏿
That has to be a record.
It’s not. Happened before at a shorter time
He got fired on is day off before his first shift 😂 has to be a record
A criminal record at the very least
@@jramirez2068yeah that makes sense 🤦♂️
No it isn't. They yanked a recruit out of my class for felony check fraud before we graduated. (1990s.....different agency).
Poor guy. 😢
1st cop ever not to violate people’s rights
After a full day of training at the Baltimore City Police Academy (back in 1974) just days before graduation, I stood at an open window and was looking outside. Suddenly I noticed a classmate standing to my rear with his service weapon pointed at my temple. He had a crazed look in his eyes. I calmly persuaded him to put the weapon down while others looked on in amazement. He then appeared to come out of his trance. Next day I reported the incident and he was immediately terminated. Prior to entering the Academy, he had completed service in the Vietnam War and was suffering from that experience.
He was not appropriate for the job.
@@bigtimepimpin666 I am editing my comment and deleting my others because everybody responding to me is a moron and I am wasting my time. Continue sucking on your thumbs crying.
@@SexyFordSo when someone has combat related ptsd all is forgiven? Did you not read the original posters comment?
@SexyFord wtf are you on about?😂 being understanding of his situation doesn't make him fit for the job. He was unfit, period.
Glad you made it highcrimes91
@@SexyFordpull your head out and stop posturizing for something you know NOTHING about. You're just echoing for attention. Making your GI Joe mount your sisters Barbee does NOT make you an expert on Veterans affairs.
I graduated from a federal agency, and on the day of graduation, one of my female classmates, unholsters her duty weapon, flashing it around for a photo op with her family. She was fired the next day, as she should've been.
that can happen in the forest service
I just saw a video where apparently an officer was training people on the safety of guns walked away from them after a photoshoot turn pointed his gun and shot and killed one of the people.
Where's the video I saw cuts out but you see the moment he points the gun.
Horrible! And that was the TRAINER!
@@jerseyjoyride1316Yea, I saw that one too
Yep...
No she shouldn’t… if you know how to use firearms and know how to unload it properly a gun with no bullets in it is less dangerous than a baseball bat… should she be fired for holding a baseball bat too?
FANTASTIC! Glad he was fired and not allowed to quit. Now, if only all other law breaking 🐷s were treated the same.
If firing KAMALA HARRIS was that simple
This says a lot about his academy
In the words of Fred Sanford from the TV show Sanford and Son,
"YOU BIG DUMMY!"
Dummy 😂
He just made an example of what not to do after your graduation..!
all that hard work for nothing. what a waste. 😒😤
speedrun world record to switch sides
I have a cousin who is a cop. Dude has a alcohol problem. Met his buddies which are all cops too. They all have an ego that comes out when they drink most people can’t tolerate it. I honestly try to avoid them as I’ve heard them talk about things that have disgusted me.
sounds like typical cops to me.
s5484 probably someone whose brother-in-law or whatever is a cop, so therefore all cops are good, upstanding people. Wrong. And that "1 bad apple" BS doesn't fly, either, bc how often do all the so-called "good cops" turn in the bad apple? Rarely. I bet nobody ever made a song saying "fuck tha fire firefighters".
My buddy Jaret is just like this and the kicker he wants to be a cop it really is unreal I love him except when he drinks lmaoo
@@phillipbanes5484 You have met all 900,000 of them to make such an accusation?
@@LordPrometheous If you robbed a store, would you thank the police for arresting you? Moronic comparison to firefighters.
I feel sorry for his family. The embarrassment
I don't.!😂 They're probably no different..😮
@@joesantos8563you can't compare the whole family to one adult person. There are anomalies in a lot of families
@@joesantos8563 Why would you assume that?
@@joesantos8563apple doesn't fall far from the tree
@@joesantos8563Every family has its share of idiots.
What a genius.
He was charged with misdemeanor dui and First degree stupidity.
He should run for office, perfect credentials
Basic boomer joke. Facebook is that way fella 👉
Another George Santos perhaps?
If he ran as a democrat he’d get in for sure 🤣
George Santos was a Democrat, right?
@@wesleytwiggs7687That your boomer dad in your profile pic? How’s he doing?
This makes me believe that it's too difficult to fire an officer for misconduct once they're on the force and in the union. With this guy, they took the opportunity to not wait and see what else he was capable of and just got rid of him since there was no union to fight for him just yet.
This guy was still on probationary status. Pretty much every police dept in the country will fire a rookie who gets arrested while they are still a probie.
@@HawkeyeCR52322 unless he is police family or has associates in Fraternal Order of Police, the head of police corruption
@@HawkeyeCR52322not just the police dept haha
No, in my state for the first two years on the job officers are on probation, they can get fired for sneezing wrong.
@@theendofthelinevast majority of officers aren't in the FOP. And it's not a union.
Well at least you got him out before he killed someone. A example of how drunk driving and stupidity ruins your life.
How can people trust the police and the government?!?
Thank you for your service
😂
Lol
I love the sarcasm. 😂😂
Lolol
😂😂😂
Good thing he got exposed before he started his job....I can only imagine the dirty cop he would of became!
Such goodly grammer.
I don't think he would've necessarily been a horrible cop, but he is a complete doomazz. 😂
but sometimes they are the best suited to deal with dirty people......know any?
@@heytheremclovinHe chose a career where he'd gladly ruin your life over a DUI, but doesn't think the same rules apply to him. He believes he's above the law, as do all pigs. And you're still attempting to defend him?? Bootlickers really are built different smh
@@thunderstar254 sounds like someone got turned out in prison and got cheeks busted for toilet paper and cigarettes.
*"I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that."*
How to destroy your career before it even starts speedrun
Damn, Luis, how do you get hired and fired the same day?😂
some say he's looking for a firefighter career now
His classmates "im gunna be the best cop ever"
Him "hold my beer"
That's really sad; this guy just ruined his life. No job, arrested, court...
He went to a graduation party sanctioned by his graduating academy class. He is a victim
Great job in losing your career and embarrassing the badge. You can dwell on it for the rest of your life at your old job. "What could have been." Every time you see an officer out in public, you can say to yourself, "That was my dream job. I had it, I graduated from the academy, and I was ready to serve." But then you will wake up and realize you really messed up. Literally threw away a career, benefits, camaraderie, and a nice nice nice pension.
shut up you idiot. you don’t know what this man went throw. You’re all quick to judge without knowing anything
Their pensions are that nice?
He just didn't make it long enough to fuck up and be covered. Plenty of cops out there flipping their cruisers drunk out of their minds and beating up innocent, polite people for no reason who don't receive a single charge. Hard to imagine that this cop is in the one county in America where the DA isn't on thr union's payroll.
He didn't throw nothing away, they'll hire convicted DUI cops here in my county. There's at least one working there now.
Relax
Good job officer 🥴. Take an oath to protect us from the very thing you did. They really need to do better at screening these people 🙄
Like you have never driven drunk smh 🤦
@@sschevmale24I can smell the doughnuts you've been eating just by your comment 🐖
The bar is so low for pigs ..
@@sschevmale24No one ever taught you to pled the 5th, snitch!?!
@DathrobeBwane that's my wood your smelling on your significant other
I'm a cop. I'll do what I want.
What?!? He HAD to celebrate his graduation! What are you coming down on him so hard for?
what a legend!
Haha, what a GOAT!
Not the ideal retirement he had in mind, but the memories of a half of a day career spent as a dedicated crime-fighter? Timeless...
Damn bro... How do you mess up that badly? He chose the dumbest thing to do as a law enforcement officer..
He will always be remembered as #1 officer and employee of the month
Another shining example of The Department’s exemplary standards for the cadet screening process.
Diversity is our strength.
Except, one doesn't have anything to do with the other.
humans make mistakes. robots don't.
No it isn't.
Go to the most prestigious universities and academies of the world, and you'll find unhinged reckless idiots in droves.
" I bet you can't drive your police car with closed eyes "
Rodriguez: " hold my Beer "
“Geez, Luis… I can’t picture you as a demolition derby driver!”
Luis: “Hold my cerveza!”
And you have to imagine how many officers like this are still on the force.
Plenty . Have to be high or intoxicated to do this job , what job you ask
Stealing my tax dollars
Tons
My exact tough!!! and worst
@@bgoodorhell4u I mean, welfare steals hell of a lot more tax dollars than police. Let’s Defund welfare and other stupid services and agencies first.
Officers, you mean human beings?
Wow that career lasted a whole minute.
He was drunk, he crashed against some cars, he lasted not even a day in service, still there goes the best damned police officer LMPD ever had
This is fucking great 😂
Getting fired before your first shift is insane 😭
He was celebrating his graduation... Definition of ironic...
I'm a former deputy sheriff and I had a BRUTAL academy. Guys from the SWAT team were our instructor staff. They beat the f out of us. 64 started, 32 graduated. I can't imagine going through all if that and getting fired/locked up before the first shift.
I know Leo,s that have 2 even 3 dui s. The trick is too get in trouble after your first year probation. Lol
Figuratively beat you guys? Can never tell with cops, swat especially.
Yeah, sure. What's all that laughter I hear in the distance...every Marine that ever went through Parris Island. I bet it was real tough. You probably had to run a whole half mile and do 10 push-ups and stuff, huh? 😂😂😂
Easiest 6 weeks of my life...
What, all 6-8 weeks of it? 😂. In the E.U and UK it’s 2-3 years of training, then 2 years of probation. To be an armed response officer (in the UK), it’s 12 additional months of training, and that’s after a MINIMUM of being in the job for 5 years with a clean record. And if you fail the course? Well, you can never be an armed response officer… at all. Ohhh and every 12 months you have to be recertified, which takes 2 weeks of practical, written and psychological testing; again, if you fail then you can’t be an armed response officer. So yeah, I bet your training was “brutal” 😂🤣☠️.
First day graduated and first day get fired. What a world record hey!
Props to LAPD for not doing an internal investigation and finding themselves innocent.
Luis, thank you for your service.
That's what the inmates said!
Thank you Chief for getting this dangerous individual off the streets. If he'd gotten away with this there's no telling what else he would have done in the future.
There are plenty more of his kind who think having a badge means the law doesn't apply to them.
@@crossman20It doesn't, even in this case. I'll wager he was fired but not charged with DUI.
He's still out there, probably drunker than before.
@@jasonbourne1596😂😂😂
@@crossman20 Lmao huh We have a President who thinks the same way..😂😂😂
Selaprating with alcohol can turn in to a disaster...
Probably celebrating his graduating 👮👮🏽♀️
After throwing that all away, he now has a good reason to get drunk and act stupid. Mistake of a lifetime.
They are trained and get pay to to protect and serve the public and to enforce the law . Excellent job by the Chief to fired him.
According to the Court, they have "NO DUTY TO PROTECT" anyone. We are on our own, and you have a "DUTY TO PROTECT" yourself and your family. Warren v. District of Columbia... The trial judges held, "that the police were under no specific legal duty to provide protection."
“Protect and Serve” was made up by a PR team.
They literally aren't and don't do any of that. Tell me you have your head in the sand.
He shouldn't have been hired in the first place. So stop giving credit where it's not due.
How many people dodged a bullet having him sacked before he started.
Crazy thing I was told in the academy by my instructor was the sheer number of officers fired after graduation but before work. Cadets graduate and go out drinking to celebrate, get DUIs and are fired. This is a very frequent thing apparently . lol
Let me guess, you're a good cop, right????? 😂😂😂😂 There is no such thing and if you say you are, we ALL already know you're lying.
@@jamierupert7563okay bro, what cop hurt you ? Need to talk about it ?? :/
@@Micklad2445 Absolutely none. A cop doesn't have to hurt someone to know they are all scum. Each and every one of them. Don't tell me you don't see it.
@@jamierupert7563 yap away lil bro
The James boys are havin at it
Some people get fired on their day off. This clown gets fired before he even works a shift.
He needs to take this and turn it into something positive, like return to school and become a bar tender.
They really let ANYONE become a cop yo...
I remember him from high school. He was sent to detention moments after the graduation ceremony.
Maybe that Janitor position is still open...
@@slacker1he would be fired before entering his first bathroom 😂
Like literally
I'm-assuming-you're-being-"funny,"-seeing-that-once-graduated,-the-school-no-longer-has-any-way-of-sending-someone-to-detention.
His whole life was like that. He shits after he wipes too.
When, "To Serve and Protect" becomes, "To Swerve and Connect."
What's wrong with this world? A fella can't have a little celebration for his graduation?
The whole departments intelligence bracket is on this guys level. That's something to really think about.
The academy ignored the signs all the way up to graduation.
You know exactly how this happened, too. Guy probably out celebrating his graduation, got drunk, made the big mistake of trying to drive home, and now he's paying for it. Remember kids, never go out drinking somewhere that is too far to walk home or without a plan to get home. Dude is just lucky parked cars are all he hit.
With how easy and cheap it is today to call an Uber or Lyft, there is no excuse to drive drunk. Just leave your car and pick it up the next day. Most rides across town cost like $20 to $30 bucks with tip. People spend that much on 2 drinks nowadays.
@@SilencedByTH-camis not cheap for some of us out here. At this point in my life $30.00 is like $500. My 10 year old son and I recently lost everything to a house fire so $30 would be a blessing right about now. At least that would make for some kind of Christmas
Kids shouldn't go out drinking it's illegal.....Naked owl 🤡🤡🤡
All his fellow cop buddies allowed him to drive drunk.
@beepbop6697 I mean, we don't know that. No idea who was with him that night or what transpired, just that he drove drunk and got the consequences deserving of it.
What a great example of a human. You know he be drunk driving all over town his whole life.❤
It's these damn drunk crashers that give us drunk drivers a bad name
"He be drunk driving.." You 'be' a graduate in Ebonics Studies?
Inmate: What are you in here for?
Idiot: I was a cop for 2 seconds.
I was in the police academy years ago. On day one we were assembled in the gym when the instructors called several cadets names and asked them to go to the hallway. We never saw them again. Later on someone asked our instructor what happened to them, and he answered” They had felony warrants out on them, they were apprehended and taken to the county jail.”
Trying to hide in plain sight.
Damn… “it’s FRIDAY, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do!”
Bless his heart. 😢
His career will always be remembered.