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  • @LisaEldridge
    @LisaEldridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8941

    Darling John , thank you for such a wonderfully in-depth film featuring my lipsticks and of course for your seamless application! Thank you also for your kind words. You look absolutely exquisite in all three 💋💋💋

    • @meysayshey
      @meysayshey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Lisa Eldridge amazing ✨♥️

    • @keyrawn
      @keyrawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yay!

    • @mikeybarefoot6910
      @mikeybarefoot6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Lisa commented on our Dark Lord’s filum. Shook

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Greatness recognizing
      Greatness
      😍

    • @leahcg123
      @leahcg123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      The Queen complimenting the Lord, I am shooketh to my core. What a time!

  • @JuliaMazzucato
    @JuliaMazzucato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5458

    the very first *filum* in the year of our Lord, 2019.
    I have been blessed. We have all been blessed.
    Here's to a seamless 2019.

    • @AnnetteKay
      @AnnetteKay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Julia Mazzucato amen 🙏😂

    • @crasianomi101
      @crasianomi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Praise be!

    • @rishibeauty8889
      @rishibeauty8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Julia Mazzucato I knew you had fantastic taste. And now- I find you love filums, you are a Queen!!

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ~bows~

    • @sojansetly6810
      @sojansetly6810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julia Mazzucato 🥂✨

  • @HoneyballLP
    @HoneyballLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    Find someone who talks about you the way our Lord talks about Lisa Eldrige.

    • @eierkuchenliebe8281
      @eierkuchenliebe8281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honigball hello my fellow german friend

    • @VectorCRE
      @VectorCRE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was machst denn du hier :D?

  • @AdamDrawsStuff
    @AdamDrawsStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4700

    John: *speaks
    The dictionary: *unemployed

    • @tarayeet7435
      @tarayeet7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AdamDrawsStuff lol true

    • @diggiepigeoneer6543
      @diggiepigeoneer6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol basically a walking dictionary *in cursive*

    • @goatcvlt2926
      @goatcvlt2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except he uses implicable in the wrong context....

  • @kyguitar7288
    @kyguitar7288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4129

    As a blind person, I highly recommend John Maclean if you’re into beauty stuff because he is just so descriptive! The #1 struggle for blind people is that people don’t know how to assist us. BE DESCRIPTIVE!!! BE LIKE JOHN MACLEAN

    • @veritush
      @veritush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      this comment is so important! I was thinking of the same. he paints a mental picture with his descriptions ❤

    • @veritush
      @veritush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @Catness blu I do not want to make assumptions on what is their personal situation, but depending on the level/type of disability there are different accessibility softwares that can assist with voice commands.

    • @biba3025
      @biba3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @Catness blu i have a blind friend. Uses voice commands to type and other things on phone.

    • @onlyme722
      @onlyme722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @Catness blu Really? I mean I don't wanna be mean but this question shows a distinct lack of insight or thoughtfulness. Smartphones these days make technology very easy for the visually impaired, not to mention software for computers. So much software is designed to be handsfree w/ your voice. Could you figure out how to send a call or do a text with just your voice? Yea ok then.

    • @kyguitar7288
      @kyguitar7288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Catness blu voiceover. It’s an iPhone feature that uses accessible gestures that are different from sighted people. I just gesture to use “dictate” and speak the message.

  • @mck1542
    @mck1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    Lord Maclean wearing white gloves to showcase Lisa Eldridge’s products seems like such a gesture of respect and admiration. He finds a way to be more fabulous and charming in each film. Lisa is definitely a kindred spirit of his in terms of talent, refinement and having a channel that is drama-free with the kindest, most supportive subscribers.

    • @girlfromkurdztan9161
      @girlfromkurdztan9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Filum*

    • @Nabbudabbu9454
      @Nabbudabbu9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My lady.. It wasn't His Lordship wearing the white gloves🤔🤔... I think it was his Butler or Valet

    • @Nabbudabbu9454
      @Nabbudabbu9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😱😱😱😱😱 His Lordship having UNDONE nails??!!!!! 😱😱😱
      No wayyyyyyyy

    • @changeeyecolor3891
      @changeeyecolor3891 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @mistatrain2861
    @mistatrain2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    I legitimately do not think John was ever a child. I’m pretty sure he just left the golden egg looking exactly the way he does, red lip and all. Walking in all black down the steps of the immortality temple ready to gift the world with his every breath...
    Also how beautiful is that thumbnail??

    • @amphetameanqueen
      @amphetameanqueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He was summoned remember?! And appeared in God like form to us mere mortals.

    • @mistatrain2861
      @mistatrain2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      amphetamean-queen oh shit yeah! How could I forget?

    • @woodlandelf8109
      @woodlandelf8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you imagine him being a child and teenager?

    • @mistatrain2861
      @mistatrain2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woodland elf nope! That’s exactly why I’m pretty sure he was formed as he is now 😂

  • @boyofthemnth
    @boyofthemnth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    my braincells are molding back together to form a highly intellectual version of myself

    • @sierramelody3886
      @sierramelody3886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Perfect video for my first day of college

    • @humanityandme
      @humanityandme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same honestly.

    • @raisyahalida4616
      @raisyahalida4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @feefs4763
      @feefs4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think 2 brain cells can morph into a human being :(((

    • @lpadavis1
      @lpadavis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #seamlessness

  • @lemonkale649
    @lemonkale649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "I also made a trip out for dinner. I ate an entire village, and the lipstick remained on."
    Powerful stuff.

  • @allysinitz1188
    @allysinitz1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Your voice alone leads me to believe you own a castle somewhere in east Europe.

    • @hashisasraiinbow7238
      @hashisasraiinbow7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or in the UK

    • @vgo616
      @vgo616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 this comment!!

    • @greenknitter
      @greenknitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Scotland is not in eastern Europe 😂

    • @sonkoster9585
      @sonkoster9585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenknitter and Scotland is most def not the UK! ;-)

    • @greenknitter
      @greenknitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sonkoster9585 Way hey! hope ye get another chance for independence, was a shame what happened. I'm Irish btw. :)

  • @gabipaff295
    @gabipaff295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3514

    One is most pleased at your return your Highness. Upon your initial appearance in this new filum I detected a much more even, supple skin tone and glow about your Lordship, you confirmed my suspicion when declaring you had consumed an entire village, it has been my experience that in doing so one is able to turn back the ravages of father time and you do look ravishing sir. I do hope that this New Year has found you happy, healthy and above all most seamlessly seamless.

    • @MzKrystalPaul
      @MzKrystalPaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      You, milady, are my new Commenting Heroine. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @CrazyAsianDude
      @CrazyAsianDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      😱 I love this hahaha!

    • @brandisalmon7668
      @brandisalmon7668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gabriella Pa this comment tho 😂👏🏽

    • @AmyIsNotMyName
      @AmyIsNotMyName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Girl marry me, commenting goddess

    • @lianne1686
      @lianne1686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      i feel so poor after reading this

  • @meganshifflett606
    @meganshifflett606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    James charles: Makeup influencer
    Nikkie tutorials: Makeup influencer
    Jeffree star: Makeup influencer
    John Maclean: our imortal makeup god....
    Edit: did not even expect this many likes ok😂

    • @LadyLocket
      @LadyLocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The ones you have listed are not Makeup artists they are Makeup influencers. They are good at doing there own makeup and often set trends and opinions but they have no training or experience in applying makeup for all skin tones and face shapes. Artist and Influencer are two very different jobs so can't really be compared and it isn't fair to do so.
      If I'm not mistaken John is trained to and does make up for others professionally so would be classed as an artist, and people like Lisa Eldridge and Wayne Goss (and many others) are well known as having been working in and at the top of the industry for years.

    • @meganshifflett606
      @meganshifflett606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LadyLocket i fixed it

    • @florensiaff30
      @florensiaff30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru!!

    • @peanutbutter7639
      @peanutbutter7639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *immortal

    • @1szza
      @1szza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megan Shifflett you have 666 likes

  • @nguyenlchi9943
    @nguyenlchi9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    I’ve been looking and waiting for our Lord’s return

    • @christeene8082
      @christeene8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy new year 💕!

    • @shayt543
      @shayt543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!!!!

    • @nguyenlchi9943
      @nguyenlchi9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks yall im still waiting for lunar new year ❤️❤️❤️

    • @PhantomsMuse
      @PhantomsMuse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all have

    • @bean9333
      @bean9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our Lord didnt disappoint

  • @loreoxyx240
    @loreoxyx240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “I got so excited I had to lie down.” I mean, I relate so much John!😂❤️

  • @Grace-zh3tt
    @Grace-zh3tt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I am here because...
    Tomorrow is my English exam.

  • @mctgs
    @mctgs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    i love how he is using gloves to show off the makeup, reminds of a curator that is showing an antique artifact or artwork that is so delicate to even touch by bare hands. :D

    • @historychick5947
      @historychick5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought exactly the same thing. Made me feel like I was looking at something very precious

    • @AndromedaChace
      @AndromedaChace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Beautiful presentation

    • @winolalobo1595
      @winolalobo1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would like to suppose it was to focus only on the product and not the hands that hold it.
      It differentiates him from other influencers who display products in front of their palms.

  • @TheAnimaAnimal
    @TheAnimaAnimal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    "I've never seen anything like it." *brings up a freaking massive magnifying glass from the 1800s*

    • @TheClarkChannel
      @TheClarkChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This comment got me

    • @foxfox3004
      @foxfox3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It was a gift for his 700th birthday

  • @ursusmega2803
    @ursusmega2803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Judging by the reverence that John Maclean speaks of her, Lisa Eldridge may be the creator of the universe.

    • @Ladynipchick2
      @Ladynipchick2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have often suspected as much ...

    • @ItGirlCaliiopx
      @ItGirlCaliiopx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you are not wrong

    • @Violetcas97
      @Violetcas97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eldridge sounds like Eldritch... Doesn't seem out of the question an immortal Lord would owe reverence to an Eldritch being

    • @jessiedowlah9988
      @jessiedowlah9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... are you saying that god is a woman?

  • @-farxiya-.ahmed.h.4259
    @-farxiya-.ahmed.h.4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    This is really random but, I would really love to see John trying to recreate a morticia Addams look, I think he would look quite stunning, (I know it’s a bit late for a Halloween costume but I’ve always wondered what he would look like as her)🤔😂🖤🖤🖤 also the lipsticks all looked beautiful by the wayXxxx~!!😍✨

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This idea is so good, he might just ignore it

  • @Diddysnemesis
    @Diddysnemesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    I love beauty guru loki so much

    • @claranva404
      @claranva404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      OH MY GOD

    • @spicyyellowpickles7025
      @spicyyellowpickles7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Loki is gorgeous and they do look a little alike. John is like if Loki had a twin sister

    • @lunausnac2827
      @lunausnac2827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Loki is a god in Norse mythology while Lord McLean is the god of all religions & people

    • @lizzytytysgirl36
      @lizzytytysgirl36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @sat9394
      @sat9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is the name of his channel?

  • @monicagonzalez485
    @monicagonzalez485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I love the way he talks about the product with such detail. He even made a complete analysis on the textures and color of the package, he saw every little thing and pointed it out. He is so amazing, I'm so happy he is inmortal.

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it's to help people with sight disabilities, to help them imagine the products better

    • @monicagonzalez485
      @monicagonzalez485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@strawberrycherrybaby that makes him even more amazing 💓 being inclusive is always great and I bet that they are so happy to be able to get a complete review of a product even if they are not completely watching it

  • @sleepyai
    @sleepyai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    john sounds like ivory idk how to explain it but he does

    • @g41133
      @g41133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like velvet gloves

    • @noname-ou3qj
      @noname-ou3qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @cricket elephants are evolving and being born without trunks apparently i saw it on the news n they showed how they had adapted without them

    • @kkeegan32
      @kkeegan32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ALABASTER

    • @kate580423
      @kate580423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elephant in the room 🤐😏

  • @atarahmary6222
    @atarahmary6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    7:43 whips out the magnifying glass. I love him so much.

    • @aavalestormiconicperformer
      @aavalestormiconicperformer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honey, She ain't playin.

    • @slidolized6639
      @slidolized6639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt get to that part so i just thought he _literally whips_ with a magnifying glass in his hands. yes.

  • @panpan4757
    @panpan4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    *"I also just made a trip out for dinner, I ate an entire village and the lipstick remained on."*
    😂😂😂

  • @ryelebrun6955
    @ryelebrun6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “She hasn’t done mine yet” the most clever way of saying “I am a supermodel as well”

  • @amhk5918
    @amhk5918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "As you can see they like their personal space"
    Never related to a lipstick that much

  • @amhk5918
    @amhk5918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    The only youtuber you can watch without dealing with drama

    • @savannahpacheco4239
      @savannahpacheco4239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tati wesbrooke

    • @katherinemargeson8082
      @katherinemargeson8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AMHK Wayne Goss and Lisa Eldridge are drama free and wonderful to watch.

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vanna Pacheco 😂😂

    • @rosevelasquez9110
      @rosevelasquez9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@savannahpacheco4239 that comment did not age well 😂😂

    • @syllabikate
      @syllabikate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wayne goss, lisa eldridge and regina from picturresque are very informative and drama free too :)

  • @laithali9508
    @laithali9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    English is not my first language but I can say after watching this , I can speak English better than my actual first language .
    Thank you lord for your seamlessnes

    • @shanary7517
      @shanary7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your fucking english is perfect

  • @lizbethmosqueda2838
    @lizbethmosqueda2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I lost it when he pulled out the magnifying glass 🔍😂😂😂

  • @leilafaraj4595
    @leilafaraj4595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He doesn't ask people to like comment or subscribe I love this guy n his films 😂

    • @kiwilinad8616
      @kiwilinad8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LEILA FARAJ his “filums” 😍 hahahah

    • @moimannata5359
      @moimannata5359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filum

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At the end of his filums it says “subscription is optional”
      The first time I read that I knew he would be iconic 😎

  • @emmaj7445
    @emmaj7445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “i hope that you all had a safe and sound entry to the year”
    me: aw thanks john
    also me: wakes up hungover and unsure of where i am january first

  • @IanJulian02
    @IanJulian02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    4 minutes and only 40 views ... the disrespect ... John deserves better

    • @harwholock71
      @harwholock71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *chuckles.* wait for TH-cam to catch up the count... wait for it.... wait for it...

    • @jacobgarci
      @jacobgarci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How disgracefully repulsive !

    • @918trashbat
      @918trashbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s close to 18K now, only two hours later.

    • @1andonlyzara
      @1andonlyzara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We have jobs, ya know! lol

  • @kappukeikii5853
    @kappukeikii5853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He’s so sweet and supportive, the kind of attitude we all need through all of 2019

  • @maryp9923
    @maryp9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    How are you not getting more attention? Literally one of the best channels ever 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @lyechan37
    @lyechan37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    WHERE IS JOHN MACLEAN I MISS UUU

    • @carlang4793
      @carlang4793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same girl same

    • @mariodimitriadis
      @mariodimitriadis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John why did you leave us :(

    • @lyechan37
      @lyechan37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GUYS OUR IMMORTAL IS BACK !!!

    • @Hevva67
      @Hevva67 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's probably irritated by all these stupid comments by Americans saying things like "Dark Lord" and "shook". Stupid Millennials.

  • @freshlybakedbria
    @freshlybakedbria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Hail our lord and saviour, John Maclean!

  • @abigaillafey7171
    @abigaillafey7171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "I also just made a trip out for dinner. I ate an entire village"

    • @susanjenkins6893
      @susanjenkins6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Abigail LaFey I was eating dinner when he said that and almost choked laughing 😁😁😁

    • @Ploosh
      @Ploosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This need to be the top comment

    • @Jay-ly2wo
      @Jay-ly2wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What can compete with a lipstick that stays on after that lol

    • @kate580423
      @kate580423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      15:30

    • @Ploosh
      @Ploosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kate580423 you're an angel in my life

  • @caitc7094
    @caitc7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    If I wasn’t a broke pleb, I would buy this lipstick purely based on this review

  • @jennipitt7964
    @jennipitt7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have to thank you profusely. I have always longed to wear red lipstick. My prior attempts have always ended up looking more Robert Smith than Dita Von Teese. Your genius suggestion of using a nude lip liner instead of a matching red, has revolutionised my application technique. You have earned my endless gratitude

  • @nevernaught3871
    @nevernaught3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    You look and sound like a fancy, overwhelmingly elegant British lady from baroque, who gets hit on by a foreign count/prince and it turns out she's actually a man. The most beautiful man I've ever seen, though.

  • @savannam.7048
    @savannam.7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The most sophisticated and luxury experience I've ever had watching a film about lip products. Our Lord Maclean is just the right person to demonstrate how rich and lush these lipsticks are. Each red is striking in it's own way against the smooth alabaster of his skin ad the deep ebony of his hair. He looks like a modernized Snow White with these lipsticks. Considering she was the fairest and most beautiful in all the land, she's hard to hold a candle to. But our Lord Maclean does so, so effortlessly, and his voice is in itself much like velvet.

    • @somebodyoncetoldme5799
      @somebodyoncetoldme5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He most likely is the original Snow White, for we must not forget the fact that Lord MacLean is, in fact, a seamless, immortal being.

  • @cheyennh
    @cheyennh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I HAVE NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO SO FAST

  • @bashful3009
    @bashful3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When those gloves came out, my wig went flying!

  • @sanatoq
    @sanatoq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    our dark lord has gone into hibernation :(

    • @savaansyan2848
      @savaansyan2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that a reference to chilling adventures of sabrina love it

    • @4mbxr
      @4mbxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know rip :(

    • @HumanStateOfEmergency
      @HumanStateOfEmergency 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New video is up now!

    • @nou257
      @nou257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sana our lord needed it so she can live for a hundred more years

  • @epickagraczka4841
    @epickagraczka4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I must say, your vocabulary is beyond _s e a m l e s s_

  • @britneyharrington1400
    @britneyharrington1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Velvet Ribbon is stunning on you. Your eyes and epidermis were intoxicating with that shade.

  • @lambulance
    @lambulance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Those white gloves I am DEAD

    • @martinacorio8285
      @martinacorio8285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Girl, this is exactly what i thought lol

    • @aavalestormiconicperformer
      @aavalestormiconicperformer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was shook 2. I said come through professional lipstick review.

    • @kiki29073
      @kiki29073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John, were you at the lab that was making Jaclyn Hills lipsticks with those gloves? Maybe that how all those hairs got into her lipsticks? Lol

    • @zenaxiboga1476
      @zenaxiboga1476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of the way luxury high end boutique (chanel, hermes,etc) handle & explain their item

    • @alaskaurie1667
      @alaskaurie1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he’s treating them like Hermes bags lol

  • @incorporeal3793
    @incorporeal3793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    One assumes John's Butler wears the white gloves as to not tarnish the product.

  • @dianestewart7917
    @dianestewart7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Sweet baby Jesus, I could listen to you all day long.

  • @Ewwwhy
    @Ewwwhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m only just now discovering your blessing of a channel, and I just cannot get over how wonderful your videos are!! I can’t help but note the fact that I could listen to your voice for hours. Please narrate a documentary, or anything really, one day. You’re so elegant, knowledgeable, and refined... I can’t get enough content.

  • @stellabella3337
    @stellabella3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I will most likely never be wearing a Lisa Eldridge lipstick, but I just wanna hear you taaaaaalk.

    • @hotcomodity21
      @hotcomodity21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is she? Why not?

    • @JesseLCH
      @JesseLCH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well they are sold out anyway so you couldn't get them even if you want to

    • @MissKellyBean
      @MissKellyBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha yeah I hardly wear any makeup, period- and I would listen to John talk about anything. He could be reviewing septic systems, and I would suddenly find them FASCINATING...

  • @pmaraj
    @pmaraj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Lord McLean is back. Time to gain braincells.

  • @natalielawyerchick
    @natalielawyerchick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I was NOT ready for 4:19! I was wearing headphones and got chills! That voice should come with a warning.

    • @1998-c3q
      @1998-c3q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      natalielawyerchick good asmr

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unloading the lipstick
      😩😍

    • @zonygonzalez2632
      @zonygonzalez2632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im hipnotizade hepl!

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only solution is watch more John filums😊

    • @mariahestrada8785
      @mariahestrada8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It gave me chills for some reason lol

  • @eth3realdivine336
    @eth3realdivine336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There’s something so endearing about the way John speaks. 🌹😌

  • @EM-ju8bk
    @EM-ju8bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are in a league of your own. Your videos relax me so much, John. Thank you! ❤️

  • @MylesSpearsASMR
    @MylesSpearsASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I watch your videos for relaxation also. Thank you!!

    • @MarcePaz2008
      @MarcePaz2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah he really does take off the anxiety to go running to a sephora and buy every new launch jajajajja as he well says "Trends are for the anxious"

    • @Melissandrel
      @Melissandrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same, I don't use that much make up myself, but I love watching John.

    • @scentzia3120
      @scentzia3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @videovirusprocessingbyyout5148
      @videovirusprocessingbyyout5148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *an asmr video that isn't asmr*

    • @_.B00._
      @_.B00._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh thank god! I thought I was going crazy when I found his videos relaxing 😂

  • @Dorianvela87
    @Dorianvela87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When John's excited setting is calmer than I've ever been in my life...🤩

  • @cesaroviedo6345
    @cesaroviedo6345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "I ate an entire village" My wig flew to another dimension

    • @angmiho9185
      @angmiho9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cesar Oviedo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @capekata
      @capekata 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *To another dimension * you made my day dude!

  • @Alex-ox3mv
    @Alex-ox3mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing you genuinely exciting about Lisa makes me really happy. You really seem passionate about makeup but seeing you review her (Lisa’s) makeup makes me see your passion even more!!

  • @tommy69693
    @tommy69693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve just discovered you John, how could this be. I’m mesmerised by your use of language, artistry and knowledge 💄💄💄

  • @Reamigullas
    @Reamigullas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I really like your channel. It's elegant, classy, and upfront honest. Not too loud nor obnoxious, unlike L.A. Beauty influencers. (sorry to compare, but this is my honest opinion)

    • @after9bars
      @after9bars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no need to apologize for the truth

  • @jennifervailes6868
    @jennifervailes6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I want an asymmetric lip line.. if it allows me to speak in calligraphy. 👸❤👸❤👸

    • @Ladynipchick2
      @Ladynipchick2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it!!

    • @veritush
      @veritush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "speak in calligraphy" ❤👏👏👏

  • @zaldrizez
    @zaldrizez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    There is something magical about not knowing when a brand new video is comming out that makes every fillum so special to watch

  • @bluebagelman1920
    @bluebagelman1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are truly one of a kind. This is what the Beauty world needs- someone one with the knowledge and love of makeup, an articulate yet soothing voice, a quirky and awesome personality, and Class to boot!

  • @youshouldnteatsoap
    @youshouldnteatsoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that you're a fan of Miss Fisher! Makes sense! My boss is friends with the author of the books and my ex-boyfriend used to mow the lawn of Essie Davis (who plays Miss Fisher). Love when Aussie productions are appreciated abroad.

  • @thewendybarnett
    @thewendybarnett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “They enjoy their personal space” ❤️❤️❤️

  • @misshumanoid2415
    @misshumanoid2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When this fillum came out I was so excited that I had to lie down for 20 minutes

    • @CARATMom
      @CARATMom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      miss heptapod this ^^ made a delicate snort come out my nose. hee hee.

  • @_keato
    @_keato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    happy new year.
    hail to the king!

  • @kenzietaveira6152
    @kenzietaveira6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i started watching you yesterday and you’re my favorite youtuber now

    • @roxystarlite4106
      @roxystarlite4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine too I've been bingeing for an hour lol

  • @ashleyunderwood583
    @ashleyunderwood583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg. I’m actually going to sleep tonight. Your voice is the most soothing thing I have heard in awhile as well as informative. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!❤️

  • @onnesha
    @onnesha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I've been summoned by the gods

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Those lipsticks don't even look real. They're too perfect, they look like something straight out of a cartoon

    • @hbun4328
      @hbun4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re incredible!! I have them 😵😵

  • @anitacathrine
    @anitacathrine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I always feel like like this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if the painting suddenly would come alive.

  • @itsamebrinyoh7038
    @itsamebrinyoh7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my goodness, I could listen to your voice forever. It's so calming.

  • @Banana_Nicole
    @Banana_Nicole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate your artistry, films, and your personality as a whole. One of my favorite things about watching your videos is that you are so eloquent, and your diction makes it really easy for people to read your lips when you speak. I have experienced hearing loss for the majority of my life and I always read lips, even though I do have my hearing.

  • @kevinspears3946
    @kevinspears3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Ohhh how I missed his voice 😍😭

  • @marioher4978
    @marioher4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    His Majesty has, by his benevolence, beatified one's senses through the most gracious exhibition of this filum.
    One shall no longer be able to draw any pleasure from one's finite life (such is the predetermined course of a mortal), and shall find the littlest of things that one had once found pleasing, to be now odious, that is, until another filum of such grandeur by only His Majesty is to be broadcast.

    • @TheCutechick21
      @TheCutechick21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanity Chair this was skilfully phrased

  • @FizzyIzzy33
    @FizzyIzzy33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The Lord’s excitement for these lipsticks is so infectious, I love it! You’re wonderful, John!

  • @snotamantha5193
    @snotamantha5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just found your channel, and I’m so grateful I have. I love my pale skin and it’s so nice to see a makeup artist who embraces that, it makes me embrace mine. Thank you

  • @VioletFS
    @VioletFS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When will we be graced with your presence again???

  • @izzystrat
    @izzystrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love your videos and eloquent speech! Thank you for your films :)

  • @lisaewart6805
    @lisaewart6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The white gloves, how refined.

  • @rvnvz27
    @rvnvz27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I ate an entire village, and it stayed on" 🤣🤣🤣 kweeeeen

  • @jazz-axy9924
    @jazz-axy9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't even know this woman but the way he's speaking about her makes me smile so hard. If John fan boys over Lisa I have no choice but to fangirl in his lead

  • @Davstar3010
    @Davstar3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:12 “Got so excited I had to lie down”
    What?!😂😂😂

  • @benny8976
    @benny8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm so excited for today's fillum 😚

  • @edgardotorres5970
    @edgardotorres5970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    El profesionalismo con el que nos presenta todo y su manera de hablar, absolutamente el mejor youtuber de maquillaje

    • @rociozain
      @rociozain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John es el mejor ñ.ñ aprendes mucho no solo de maquillaje, también palabras nuevas

    • @undone7546
      @undone7546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alabado sea nuestro Lord Maclean

    • @livelaughlove0209
      @livelaughlove0209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know Spanish but I felt this

    • @veritush
      @veritush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John es un ser divino que vino al plano terrestre a elevarnos a todos

  • @nicolecheyenne4982
    @nicolecheyenne4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Your lips are beautiful. They hardly look wonky or asymmetrical.

  • @erinmorticia8990
    @erinmorticia8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These red lipsticks were all beautiful on you. My favorite is Velvet Ribbon. Blue based reds are stunning with your porcelain skin tone. Very vampy/Morticia, which is a great thing. The texture of these lipsticks looks amazing. I love that you gave us a visual comparison to actual velvet fabric. They do indeed look nearly identical. These lipsticks look absolutely gorgeous and decadent.

  • @clarissacota2047
    @clarissacota2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your attention to detail in your reviews astounds me every time. Well done again!

  • @LedaSBotelho
    @LedaSBotelho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I clicked on "Play Now" so fast when I got the notification. I'm glad you are well and we missed you. I trust you had a wonderful holiday and New Year. I look forward to your new material.

  • @realquirky
    @realquirky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    She appears to be an immortal... Just like me.
    say what

    • @wendyshapard1883
      @wendyshapard1883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Leixa You simply must watch one of the fan complications of “Lord Maclean Being Iconic.” He occasionally sprinkles in these hints to his timeless existence on earth. 😉

    • @rowboat4946
      @rowboat4946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You didn’t get the immortal vampire lord vibes?

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You must be new here if that made you say that lol

    • @ariryan8832
      @ariryan8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lady Aphelion On this channel, on this website, or on this earth...

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ariryan8832 xD To be fair, I did mean on his channel specifically. Though, all three are applicable given the sentence.

  • @tait565
    @tait565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Everyone: memorizing the entire dictionary isn’t a personality
    John:

  • @jessoutloud8263
    @jessoutloud8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most detailed, thorough, and eloquent review of a beauty product I have ever seen. Lord MacLean had raised the bar!

  • @socratears
    @socratears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely adore the colours on you! Thank you so much for a wonderful and descriptive review. We all appreciate and love you so very much~

  • @BunnyNevermore
    @BunnyNevermore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    omg the Velvet Jazz was absolutely beautiful! the texture is truly in resemblance to velvet. i love how simple yet elegant the tubes are & the champagne gold on the shaft of the bullet is equally as gorgeous. thank you John for reviewing these products!

    • @Ladynipchick2
      @Ladynipchick2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am springing for velvet jazz the minute it emerges from the labs!!

  • @mikem9270
    @mikem9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I dont even wear makeup but I freaking love this beautiful, hilarious, and elegant goddess.

  • @MY-cv2xr
    @MY-cv2xr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Mr John Maclean I beg you, I’d love to see a tutorial of eyeshadow for peasants with hooded eyes🤭

    • @xSouled
      @xSouled 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont downgrade yourself with others like that

    • @StephanieManley
      @StephanieManley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think if you go back to some of his older videos, he talks about hooded eyes quite a bit.

    • @crazyredheadgrl
      @crazyredheadgrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So much yes

  • @waitasecond...
    @waitasecond... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's always very descriptive, detailed and explanatory. I find it a good take away and I follow his style when demonstrating things at work.

  • @discoinferno2654
    @discoinferno2654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This filum was pure delight! Thank you very much for making it and thereby making this new year much better♥️♥️ congratulations on another creation of good content