the very first *filum* in the year of our Lord, 2019.
I have been blessed. We have all been blessed.
Here's to a seamless 2019.
Julia Mazzucato I knew you had fantastic taste. And now- I find you love filums, you are a Queen!!
Find someone who talks about you the way our Lord talks about Lisa Eldrige.
As a blind person, I highly recommend John Maclean if you’re into beauty stuff because he is just so descriptive! The #1 struggle for blind people is that people don’t know how to assist us. BE DESCRIPTIVE!!! BE LIKE JOHN MACLEAN
this comment is so important! I was thinking of the same. he paints a mental picture with his descriptions ❤
@Catness blu I do not want to make assumptions on what is their personal situation, but depending on the level/type of disability there are different accessibility softwares that can assist with voice commands.
@Catness blu i have a blind friend. Uses voice commands to type and other things on phone.
@Catness blu Really? I mean I don't wanna be mean but this question shows a distinct lack of insight or thoughtfulness. Smartphones these days make technology very easy for the visually impaired, not to mention software for computers. So much software is designed to be handsfree w/ your voice. Could you figure out how to send a call or do a text with just your voice? Yea ok then.
Catness blu voiceover. It’s an iPhone feature that uses accessible gestures that are different from sighted people. I just gesture to use “dictate” and speak the message.
Lord Maclean wearing white gloves to showcase Lisa Eldridge’s products seems like such a gesture of respect and admiration. He finds a way to be more fabulous and charming in each film. Lisa is definitely a kindred spirit of his in terms of talent, refinement and having a channel that is drama-free with the kindest, most supportive subscribers.
My lady.. It wasn't His Lordship wearing the white gloves🤔🤔... I think it was his Butler or Valet
I legitimately do not think John was ever a child. I’m pretty sure he just left the golden egg looking exactly the way he does, red lip and all. Walking in all black down the steps of the immortality temple ready to gift the world with his every breath...
Also how beautiful is that thumbnail??
He was summoned remember?! And appeared in God like form to us mere mortals.
Woodland elf nope! That’s exactly why I’m pretty sure he was formed as he is now 😂
my braincells are molding back together to form a highly intellectual version of myself
"I also made a trip out for dinner. I ate an entire village, and the lipstick remained on."
Powerful stuff.
Your voice alone leads me to believe you own a castle somewhere in east Europe.
@@sonkoster9585 Way hey! hope ye get another chance for independence, was a shame what happened. I'm Irish btw. :)
One is most pleased at your return your Highness. Upon your initial appearance in this new filum I detected a much more even, supple skin tone and glow about your Lordship, you confirmed my suspicion when declaring you had consumed an entire village, it has been my experience that in doing so one is able to turn back the ravages of father time and you do look ravishing sir. I do hope that this New Year has found you happy, healthy and above all most seamlessly seamless.
James charles: Makeup influencer
Nikkie tutorials: Makeup influencer
Jeffree star: Makeup influencer
John Maclean: our imortal makeup god....
Edit: did not even expect this many likes ok😂
The ones you have listed are not Makeup artists they are Makeup influencers. They are good at doing there own makeup and often set trends and opinions but they have no training or experience in applying makeup for all skin tones and face shapes. Artist and Influencer are two very different jobs so can't really be compared and it isn't fair to do so.
If I'm not mistaken John is trained to and does make up for others professionally so would be classed as an artist, and people like Lisa Eldridge and Wayne Goss (and many others) are well known as having been working in and at the top of the industry for years.
“I got so excited I had to lie down.” I mean, I relate so much John!😂❤️
i love how he is using gloves to show off the makeup, reminds of a curator that is showing an antique artifact or artwork that is so delicate to even touch by bare hands. :D
I thought exactly the same thing. Made me feel like I was looking at something very precious
I would like to suppose it was to focus only on the product and not the hands that hold it.
It differentiates him from other influencers who display products in front of their palms.
"I've never seen anything like it." *brings up a freaking massive magnifying glass from the 1800s*
Judging by the reverence that John Maclean speaks of her, Lisa Eldridge may be the creator of the universe.
Eldridge sounds like Eldritch... Doesn't seem out of the question an immortal Lord would owe reverence to an Eldritch being
This is really random but, I would really love to see John trying to recreate a morticia Addams look, I think he would look quite stunning, (I know it’s a bit late for a Halloween costume but I’ve always wondered what he would look like as her)🤔😂🖤🖤🖤 also the lipsticks all looked beautiful by the wayXxxx~!!😍✨
I love beauty guru loki so much
Loki is gorgeous and they do look a little alike. John is like if Loki had a twin sister
Loki is a god in Norse mythology while Lord McLean is the god of all religions & people
I love the way he talks about the product with such detail. He even made a complete analysis on the textures and color of the package, he saw every little thing and pointed it out. He is so amazing, I'm so happy he is inmortal.
I think it's to help people with sight disabilities, to help them imagine the products better
@@strawberrycherrybaby that makes him even more amazing 💓 being inclusive is always great and I bet that they are so happy to be able to get a complete review of a product even if they are not completely watching it
john sounds like ivory idk how to explain it but he does
@cricket elephants are evolving and being born without trunks apparently i saw it on the news n they showed how they had adapted without them
7:43 whips out the magnifying glass. I love him so much.
I didnt get to that part so i just thought he _literally whips_ with a magnifying glass in his hands. yes.
*"I also just made a trip out for dinner, I ate an entire village and the lipstick remained on."*
😂😂😂
“She hasn’t done mine yet” the most clever way of saying “I am a supermodel as well”
"As you can see they like their personal space"
Never related to a lipstick that much
The only youtuber you can watch without dealing with drama
AMHK Wayne Goss and Lisa Eldridge are drama free and wonderful to watch.
Wayne goss, lisa eldridge and regina from picturresque are very informative and drama free too :)
English is not my first language but I can say after watching this , I can speak English better than my actual first language .
Thank you lord for your seamlessnes
I lost it when he pulled out the magnifying glass 🔍😂😂😂
He doesn't ask people to like comment or subscribe I love this guy n his films 😂
At the end of his filums it says “subscription is optional”
The first time I read that I knew he would be iconic 😎
“i hope that you all had a safe and sound entry to the year”
me: aw thanks john
also me: wakes up hungover and unsure of where i am january first
4 minutes and only 40 views ... the disrespect ... John deserves better
*chuckles.* wait for TH-cam to catch up the count... wait for it.... wait for it...
He’s so sweet and supportive, the kind of attitude we all need through all of 2019
How are you not getting more attention? Literally one of the best channels ever 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
WHERE IS JOHN MACLEAN I MISS UUU
He's probably irritated by all these stupid comments by Americans saying things like "Dark Lord" and "shook". Stupid Millennials.
Hail our lord and saviour, John Maclean!
"I also just made a trip out for dinner. I ate an entire village"
Abigail LaFey I was eating dinner when he said that and almost choked laughing 😁😁😁
If I wasn’t a broke pleb, I would buy this lipstick purely based on this review
I have to thank you profusely. I have always longed to wear red lipstick. My prior attempts have always ended up looking more Robert Smith than Dita Von Teese. Your genius suggestion of using a nude lip liner instead of a matching red, has revolutionised my application technique. You have earned my endless gratitude
You look and sound like a fancy, overwhelmingly elegant British lady from baroque, who gets hit on by a foreign count/prince and it turns out she's actually a man. The most beautiful man I've ever seen, though.
The most sophisticated and luxury experience I've ever had watching a film about lip products. Our Lord Maclean is just the right person to demonstrate how rich and lush these lipsticks are. Each red is striking in it's own way against the smooth alabaster of his skin ad the deep ebony of his hair. He looks like a modernized Snow White with these lipsticks. Considering she was the fairest and most beautiful in all the land, she's hard to hold a candle to. But our Lord Maclean does so, so effortlessly, and his voice is in itself much like velvet.
He most likely is the original Snow White, for we must not forget the fact that Lord MacLean is, in fact, a seamless, immortal being.
When those gloves came out, my wig went flying!
Velvet Ribbon is stunning on you. Your eyes and epidermis were intoxicating with that shade.
Those white gloves I am DEAD
I was shook 2. I said come through professional lipstick review.
John, were you at the lab that was making Jaclyn Hills lipsticks with those gloves? Maybe that how all those hairs got into her lipsticks? Lol
Reminds me of the way luxury high end boutique (chanel, hermes,etc) handle & explain their item
One assumes John's Butler wears the white gloves as to not tarnish the product.
Sweet baby Jesus, I could listen to you all day long.
I’m only just now discovering your blessing of a channel, and I just cannot get over how wonderful your videos are!! I can’t help but note the fact that I could listen to your voice for hours. Please narrate a documentary, or anything really, one day. You’re so elegant, knowledgeable, and refined... I can’t get enough content.
I will most likely never be wearing a Lisa Eldridge lipstick, but I just wanna hear you taaaaaalk.
Haha yeah I hardly wear any makeup, period- and I would listen to John talk about anything. He could be reviewing septic systems, and I would suddenly find them FASCINATING...
Lord McLean is back. Time to gain braincells.
I was NOT ready for 4:19! I was wearing headphones and got chills! That voice should come with a warning.
There’s something so endearing about the way John speaks. 🌹😌
You are in a league of your own. Your videos relax me so much, John. Thank you! ❤️
I watch your videos for relaxation also. Thank you!!
Yeah he really does take off the anxiety to go running to a sephora and buy every new launch jajajajja as he well says "Trends are for the anxious"
When John's excited setting is calmer than I've ever been in my life...🤩
Seeing you genuinely exciting about Lisa makes me really happy. You really seem passionate about makeup but seeing you review her (Lisa’s) makeup makes me see your passion even more!!
I’ve just discovered you John, how could this be. I’m mesmerised by your use of language, artistry and knowledge 💄💄💄
I really like your channel. It's elegant, classy, and upfront honest. Not too loud nor obnoxious, unlike L.A. Beauty influencers. (sorry to compare, but this is my honest opinion)
I want an asymmetric lip line.. if it allows me to speak in calligraphy. 👸❤👸❤👸
There is something magical about not knowing when a brand new video is comming out that makes every fillum so special to watch
You are truly one of a kind. This is what the Beauty world needs- someone one with the knowledge and love of makeup, an articulate yet soothing voice, a quirky and awesome personality, and Class to boot!
I love that you're a fan of Miss Fisher! Makes sense! My boss is friends with the author of the books and my ex-boyfriend used to mow the lawn of Essie Davis (who plays Miss Fisher). Love when Aussie productions are appreciated abroad.
“They enjoy their personal space” ❤️❤️❤️
When this fillum came out I was so excited that I had to lie down for 20 minutes
i started watching you yesterday and you’re my favorite youtuber now
Omg. I’m actually going to sleep tonight. Your voice is the most soothing thing I have heard in awhile as well as informative. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!❤️
Those lipsticks don't even look real. They're too perfect, they look like something straight out of a cartoon
I always feel like like this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if the painting suddenly would come alive.
Oh my goodness, I could listen to your voice forever. It's so calming.
I appreciate your artistry, films, and your personality as a whole. One of my favorite things about watching your videos is that you are so eloquent, and your diction makes it really easy for people to read your lips when you speak. I have experienced hearing loss for the majority of my life and I always read lips, even though I do have my hearing.
Ohhh how I missed his voice 😍😭
His Majesty has, by his benevolence, beatified one's senses through the most gracious exhibition of this filum.
One shall no longer be able to draw any pleasure from one's finite life (such is the predetermined course of a mortal), and shall find the littlest of things that one had once found pleasing, to be now odious, that is, until another filum of such grandeur by only His Majesty is to be broadcast.
The Lord’s excitement for these lipsticks is so infectious, I love it! You’re wonderful, John!
I just found your channel, and I’m so grateful I have. I love my pale skin and it’s so nice to see a makeup artist who embraces that, it makes me embrace mine. Thank you
When will we be graced with your presence again???
The white gloves, how refined.
"I ate an entire village, and it stayed on" 🤣🤣🤣 kweeeeen
I don't even know this woman but the way he's speaking about her makes me smile so hard. If John fan boys over Lisa I have no choice but to fangirl in his lead
2:12 “Got so excited I had to lie down”
What?!😂😂😂
I'm so excited for today's fillum 😚
El profesionalismo con el que nos presenta todo y su manera de hablar, absolutamente el mejor youtuber de maquillaje
John es el mejor ñ.ñ aprendes mucho no solo de maquillaje, también palabras nuevas
Your lips are beautiful. They hardly look wonky or asymmetrical.
These red lipsticks were all beautiful on you. My favorite is Velvet Ribbon. Blue based reds are stunning with your porcelain skin tone. Very vampy/Morticia, which is a great thing. The texture of these lipsticks looks amazing. I love that you gave us a visual comparison to actual velvet fabric. They do indeed look nearly identical. These lipsticks look absolutely gorgeous and decadent.
Your attention to detail in your reviews astounds me every time. Well done again!
I clicked on "Play Now" so fast when I got the notification. I'm glad you are well and we missed you. I trust you had a wonderful holiday and New Year. I look forward to your new material.
She appears to be an immortal... Just like me.
say what
Leixa You simply must watch one of the fan complications of “Lord Maclean Being Iconic.” He occasionally sprinkles in these hints to his timeless existence on earth. 😉
@@ariryan8832 xD To be fair, I did mean on his channel specifically. Though, all three are applicable given the sentence.
Everyone: memorizing the entire dictionary isn’t a personality
John:
This is the most detailed, thorough, and eloquent review of a beauty product I have ever seen. Lord MacLean had raised the bar!
I absolutely adore the colours on you! Thank you so much for a wonderful and descriptive review. We all appreciate and love you so very much~
omg the Velvet Jazz was absolutely beautiful! the texture is truly in resemblance to velvet. i love how simple yet elegant the tubes are & the champagne gold on the shaft of the bullet is equally as gorgeous. thank you John for reviewing these products!
I dont even wear makeup but I freaking love this beautiful, hilarious, and elegant goddess.
Mr John Maclean I beg you, I’d love to see a tutorial of eyeshadow for peasants with hooded eyes🤭
I think if you go back to some of his older videos, he talks about hooded eyes quite a bit.
He's always very descriptive, detailed and explanatory. I find it a good take away and I follow his style when demonstrating things at work.
This filum was pure delight! Thank you very much for making it and thereby making this new year much better♥️♥️ congratulations on another creation of good content
Darling John , thank you for such a wonderfully in-depth film featuring my lipsticks and of course for your seamless application! Thank you also for your kind words. You look absolutely exquisite in all three 💋💋💋
Lisa Eldridge amazing ✨♥️
Yay!
Lisa commented on our Dark Lord’s filum. Shook
Greatness recognizing
Greatness
😍
The Queen complimenting the Lord, I am shooketh to my core. What a time!