*Me 30 minutes ago:* aye mom can you pick up some cheezits at the store? Thanks bye. *Me now:* Birthgiver, are you able to obtain for me a box of chedder snack crackers at the local market? Much graditude and adoration, goodbye.
You are incredible, really. I have never seen such an elegant, beautiful and ethereal creature. You somehow remind me of noldor, the noble elven race from Tolkien's literature, because of your appearance, high intelligence and fascinating personality. I am not a native English speaker, so it's very pleasant and at the same time educational for me to listen to your hypnotic voice and learn the way you speak. I have extended my vocabulary significantly since I started watching you, and this is brilliant, I had never expected something like this from a beauty channel. Please never stop being yourself. Love from Russia!
I absolutely agree with you. His videos are definitely great for those who intend to learn formal and fancy vocabulary in English in a fun and hypnotic way. How he articulates his speech, skimming across the words so gently yet thoroughly, has led me to develop my diminutive vocabulary range to a significantly higher and more refined one. I'll never be able to thank him enough for all he has done for my linguistic skills. If I am able to achieve a high grade in my Proficiency exam in November, I certainly wouldn't have been able to accomplish such a mark without his useful and indispensable help.
English is my second language and I still learning. I watch and worship our Lord McClean to learn and improve, not only my english, but my life quality in general.
You have the most sincere and lovely blue eyes and you are the epitome of grace and loveliness. What I appreciate the most is that you aren't pretentious but you are 100% authentic. Thank you for this presentation.
when he said he's been in very hot climates i heard *planets* and i thought makes sense, since he must be from Venus, was probably visiting the home planet 😂
He’s so beautiful and pristine, l need to microscopically vacuum my entire physical being and overhaul my speaking habits too. May he never change his perfection. Our souls need the nourishment of watching and listening to him.🌹
Happy Holidays John. Hope you’ve enjoyed your travels. Such a blessing to share your beauty with the World. Of course as always, I bow down to your greatness.
I feel like that is him for real, he was born/raised in Scotland and now lives in London! I am a newly converted fan and could listen to him wax poetic about anything whatsoever all day long!
"look like a wet seal that's just bobbed its head up just to have a look"......perfect analogy! This def had me laughing, leave it to him to come up with this! ♥️
My Lord? My dear Lord? Would you please grant your servants a list of the products you mention, perhaps in the description section? We would be most appreciative. **retreating from the chamber, bowing and genuflecting**
... I just realized that I didn't have the Notification Bell selected for your channel and I have never felt more remorseful. Luckily, however, I happened to be on youtube the moment this posted and immediately paused a different filum to watch this particular filum. I am most grateful for your presence on this platform Lord Maclean and I am eager to see what new content you bring to us. Take care.
God, I needed this. I just moved from humid North Carolina to windy Kansas because my husband got stationed here and my skin is really not having it this winter. All the thanks in the world to my lord and savior, John MacLean.
I know you posted this comment 3 years ago (you should be able to smell tornadoes now lol), but from one life-long Kansan to a new Kansas transplant, CeraVe products are a LIFE SAVER.
I am so confused, but I don't mind. I must admit, I am in love, utterly flabbergasted by the pure beauty of this creature. The vocabulary and the pale, almost porcelain skin, makes this the most pleasant way to catch up on the latest beautytrends and to get new inspiration when it comes to cosmetics and makeup. Immaculate.
Merriest Christmas from Southern California your Lordship. If ever you find yourself on the run in this part of the world and wish to protect your indescribable beauty, I have just the place in which you can disappear. Being seamlessly stunning is rather taxing on the system, I would know, and our warmer climate here on the Pacific ocean is very relaxing, I do believe your Highness would find it very enjoyable.
I shall firmly reinforce how incredible that idea would be within my mere comment in this video. Should he produce such a film, so would be most appreciated.
"Northern Hemisphere" Hunny my teeth whitened My grades became 100's The birds are chirping And the sun is shining my God John has the most calming voice in the world,no the universe
Hi John I know I am getting away from skin care but I bought Victoria Beckham collection with a colab with Estée Lauder believe me it’s an amazing collection stunningly beautiful ! Just to look at it’s beautiful! It pleases me each time I use them ! But my favourite skin care is Estée Lauder , I have been using these products for many years and yes it pleases me each item I use !
I honesly have learned more from watching your channel than any other. I have bought your recommendations and have been delighted with how well they perform. The world is a better place because you graciously shared your professional talent and refreshing perspective. Your are a rising star!
Hi john! I think that dehydrated skin is skin that is missing water vs dry skin is skin that is missing oil. I might be wrong but I learned in beauty school that difference between the two is such. Glad to have you back !!
I'm a student in Colombia and your English is perfect for my practice! And yes, here in South America we don't have snow or "winter", the minimum in my city is 20°C and that's "very cold". Can you imagine!? It's wonderful see you again Lord MacLean, thank you for this filum!
John: when I was a child I would steal the vodka in the family home Me: can relate John: and that's what I would use to polish my glass desk Me: okay can't relate I've never been that sophisticated
Finally. One of my kind. I love your sense of humor! You are just mesmerizing to look at; your voice like silk. Why has it taken so long to have found such a fine specimen like you on here?! I thoroughly enjoy your films. Much love from across the pond - New Scotland 😘
"I have been slightly fearful to articulate the exact pronunciation of the company in fear I may deviate from the higjest degree of accuracy" -J. Maclean So, satisfying... 😍❤
*Me 30 minutes ago:* aye mom can you pick up some cheezits at the store? Thanks bye.
*Me now:* Birthgiver, are you able to obtain for me a box of chedder snack crackers at the local market? Much graditude and adoration, goodbye.
Eva Dollahon omg This cracked me up! 😂😂💙
I did this to my mother. She texted back with: “are you on high? Do not come to my house if you’re doing the meth.”
@@LaDivinaLover Doing "the" meth?!! Lol, love it!
Ah, the literacy that our lord instills onto us! :)
@@CityKanin yes yes we must bring thankfulness to our lord
I feel like I’m under dressed watching this video
I am sitting on the toilet after stripping completely naked. But the dress i wore earlier was absolutely fabulous!
PLEASE do a storytime and tell us to which countries you went and your experiences there
Mr. Krabbs Yes please x
Mr. Krabbs yasss
The Dark Lord has roamed all across the land. He has seen all.
Yessssss!😍
Pleasseee
He gives me back the brain cells that Laura Lee stole from me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, this is actually very funny! 😂
that is not nice
Intellectual humour! I live you! :D
OMG 😭😭😭😂
14 countries have issued an arrest warrant for being so gorgeous 😂😂
S E A M L E S S N E S S knows no bounds
Merry Christmas John ❤️ 🎄
😂
"I didn't think it would come to this"
😍
m'lord's sly smile was because he meant 14 countries in THIS century 😉
HAHAHAHAHA
He’s literally the Bob Ross of makeup
We have missed you!! IT IS CHRISTMAS DAY!! 😇 (england/UK)
Ya! A new video for Christmas! Thank you!
@@estelleandjason ikr 😇 merry xmas to you
Merry Christmas! 🎄🎉
*Its midnight! Merry christmas everyone* 🏴🇬🇧😘❤
Lol it’s only 9 pm on Christmas eve in Ohio, USA
this is how you speak in cursive
Zasiasis yess
Ears To Hear Eyes To See all hail to our seamlessness vamp lord ✋🏻🤚🏻
Most definitely yes!
Omg ..... Speak in cursive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
getting my english education during the winter break
Honestly same Btw.I think I saw you on many Ashley Ann’s videos hahahahaha fellow moonwalker
Lol same. I learn more here than in 5 weeks of school 😂
You are incredible, really. I have never seen such an elegant, beautiful and ethereal creature. You somehow remind me of noldor, the noble elven race from Tolkien's literature, because of your appearance, high intelligence and fascinating personality. I am not a native English speaker, so it's very pleasant and at the same time educational for me to listen to your hypnotic voice and learn the way you speak. I have extended my vocabulary significantly since I started watching you, and this is brilliant, I had never expected something like this from a beauty channel. Please never stop being yourself. Love from Russia!
Amazing metaphor.
I absolutely agree with you. His videos are definitely great for those who intend to learn formal and fancy vocabulary in English in a fun and hypnotic way. How he articulates his speech, skimming across the words so gently yet thoroughly, has led me to develop my diminutive vocabulary range to a significantly higher and more refined one. I'll never be able to thank him enough for all he has done for my linguistic skills. If I am able to achieve a high grade in my Proficiency exam in November, I certainly wouldn't have been able to accomplish such a mark without his useful and indispensable help.
It's a been a colder month without your glow to radiate my chambers
English is my second language and I still learning. I watch and worship our Lord McClean to learn and improve, not only my english, but my life quality in general.
SAME!
😂
I can tell today's filum will be extravagant, just like every other one.
You have the most sincere and lovely blue eyes and you are the epitome of grace and loveliness. What I appreciate the most is that you aren't pretentious but you are 100% authentic. Thank you for this presentation.
I've always said that those cheekbones are going to get John arrested eventually, but I suppose you can't imprison a deity.
💯💯💯💯
Facts Only
*deity
I love this comment
@@seenamon5215 Thanks for that. I blame the bourbon.
I don’t even care about makeup or skin products or anything like that. His voice is just amazing.
when he said he's been in very hot climates i heard *planets* and i thought makes sense, since he must be from Venus, was probably visiting the home planet 😂
The atmosphere on Venus is indeed very dehydrating and irritating to the skin.
OMG your comment made my day 😂
Yeah pretty dehydrating if your skin disintigrates upon 1 second ov being there.
I was thinking somewhere a bit further from the sun 😂
John you're simply gorgeous without makeup on simply gorgeous!
When you press like before the filum begins
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s so beautiful and pristine, l need to microscopically vacuum my entire physical being and overhaul my speaking habits too. May he never change his perfection. Our souls need the nourishment of watching and listening to him.🌹
Happy Holidays John. Hope you’ve enjoyed your travels. Such a blessing to share your beauty with the World. Of course as always, I bow down to your greatness.
Bows 🙌🙏👏
💕💗❤💞
The fact that I will never know for sure whether he is playing a character or is like this in real life is driving me crazy.
TeasBlog i feel certain that this is him in life
You can tell he keeps looking down, i assume he's reading a script he pre wrote.
dltdgb dltdgb all youtubers have speaking notes
He is really clam and sweet. I have seen a interview .
I feel like that is him for real, he was born/raised in Scotland and now lives in London! I am a newly converted fan and could listen to him wax poetic about anything whatsoever all day long!
GODDESS IMMORTAL YOU'RE BACK *bows*
Bows🙏🙌👏
*God
God, goddess it simply doesn't matter which. John is
I honestly love your hair SO SO much, the length suits your face shape exceptionally well.
John is so beautiful in such a unique way. Truly striking in the face.
3:57 His hands! When he says, ‘however’ ! How gracefully, elegantly lovely!
"look like a wet seal that's just bobbed its head up just to have a look"......perfect analogy! This def had me laughing, leave it to him to come up with this! ♥️
My Lord? My dear Lord? Would you please grant your servants a list of the products you mention, perhaps in the description section? We would be most appreciative. **retreating from the chamber, bowing and genuflecting**
If the oxford dictionary was a person. It would be John McLean
Boy I see you everywhere I go
If lung cancer was a person it would be u
Leave us alone for fuck's sake. I have never seen a needy person like you. There I gave you a like. Happy?
i see you on every channel grow your channel another way 😭
green alien deadasss
I had the beginnings of a migraine and I just closed my eyes and listened....I love your voice, and my headache has subsided,
... I just realized that I didn't have the Notification Bell selected for your channel and I have never felt more remorseful. Luckily, however, I happened to be on youtube the moment this posted and immediately paused a different filum to watch this particular filum. I am most grateful for your presence on this platform Lord Maclean and I am eager to see what new content you bring to us. Take care.
...take care...
@Sebastian Schulz ...seamlessness...
He reminds me of goth Bree Vandecamp ( from desperate housewives) and i love it!
OH MY GOD, HE IS.
He posted on christmas cause he IS the gift 😩
I don't think I have ever subscribed to a "beauty guru" but I'm subscribing to you....
What a fascinating individual. I'm enchanted.
I’m so early so I just want to take this opportunity to tell you how much you inspire me John! Happy holidays and keep that sass going into 2019😂
“With flat hair i look like a wet seal that’s bobbed up just to have a look.” Hahahaha I died... I could totally see it. Awesome description.
(Uggh. All the other courtiers are here before me again. Damnation! ) A very merry, glowing and moisturized Christmas to you, Lord.
John MacLean looks drop dead Gorgeous without makeup😍😍😍😍😍
OUR LORD IS BACK I REPEAT GOD IS BACK
Edit: OMG guys thanks for the likes Happy Holidays!
Here for this😍
GOD IS BACK ;)
Hail
Goddess of seemlessness is shinning greater than the Gods.
🙏🙌👏
Praise
Hi, just binge watching after watching the Jeffree Star magic star concealer review
"For being so gorgeous" lol
Why do you only have 500k subs? You deserve the world, O Lord.
I loovee skin care it is taking over my love for makeup now 😘
Jade amber same! I have bought lotions and cleansers like there is no Tommrow
Me too! Sunscreen like it's my religion.
Same here, I love skincare, especially as I am now in my early thirties.
Same, late thirties does that , feck the make up, I need SERIOUS MAGIC for my face. Loving the K-,beauty now great for us with dry skin
Same! Now im more into skincare. I wear make-up bearly and had given most to my sister
You are the most eloquently spoken beauty guru. I love how detailed you are in every step of products
A video from the lord?? This is the best Christmas ever
God, I needed this. I just moved from humid North Carolina to windy Kansas because my husband got stationed here and my skin is really not having it this winter. All the thanks in the world to my lord and savior, John MacLean.
I know you posted this comment 3 years ago (you should be able to smell tornadoes now lol), but from one life-long Kansan to a new Kansas transplant, CeraVe products are a LIFE SAVER.
I was looking at flooring I asked what is the advantage of larger tile... they answered ‘it looks more seamless’....... I thought ahhhhh must have😘
Yas the goddess has returned to grace us with her light. I've been blessed
😂😂😂 i love his sense of humor, merry chrisrmas ❤
Missed your filums. So glad you're back.
FIRST. MERRY CHRISTMAS LORD MACLEAN
''Pampering oneself makes one feel very marvelous!'' Truer words have never been said! ❤️
This is an UTTERLY SUPERB Christmas gift! I shall remember this film for hundreds of eons to come.
I am so confused, but I don't mind. I must admit, I am in love, utterly flabbergasted by the pure beauty of this creature. The vocabulary and the pale, almost porcelain skin, makes this the most pleasant way to catch up on the latest beautytrends and to get new inspiration when it comes to cosmetics and makeup. Immaculate.
Merriest Christmas from Southern California your Lordship. If ever you find yourself on the run in this part of the world and wish to protect your indescribable beauty, I have just the place in which you can disappear. Being seamlessly stunning is rather taxing on the system, I would know, and our warmer climate here on the Pacific ocean is very relaxing, I do believe your Highness would find it very enjoyable.
Facts!
🤣🤣🤣
This humble courtier begs her Lord Maclean’s indulgence in requesting a filum about proper etiquette during a client meeting.
I shall firmly reinforce how incredible that idea would be within my mere comment in this video. Should he produce such a film, so would be most appreciated.
I’ve never clicked so fast!! So glad you’re back! 💜💜
John, I simply thought you had faded into the West, but knew you would return when we needed you. Sublime.
I been waiting sis!
Edit: Oh sorry to hear about the arrest warrants omg. Keep your head low baby! We don’t get caught 💯👌🏾👌🏾
"Northern Hemisphere"
Hunny my teeth whitened
My grades became 100's
The birds are chirping
And the sun is shining
my God John has the most calming voice in the world,no the universe
Our gorgeous Lord has never looked better 💕
Hi John I know I am getting away from skin care but I bought Victoria Beckham collection with a colab with Estée Lauder believe me it’s an amazing collection stunningly beautiful ! Just to look at it’s beautiful! It pleases me each time I use them ! But my favourite skin care is Estée Lauder , I have been using these products for many years and yes it pleases me each item I use !
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO READS THIS! ALSO, A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO Y'ALL GORGEOUS PEOPLE! 😍😍😍😍😍🎄🎄🎄🎄❤❤❤❤❤
Happy Holidays!! 😊
To you as well! Happy Holidays!
Seasonal felicitations !
Please, please, please make more films! We need more smart people like you on this platform!❤️
HES BACK I REPEAT HES BACK
How funny that I just found your channel today and I just ordered that exact perfume yesterday, a blind buy, excited to try it.
We're the *John MaClan* guys 😂😂
We are acolytes, subjects, worshippers. Our Lord's name is sacrosanct.
Hahahaha love this
I honesly have learned more from watching your channel than any other. I have bought your recommendations and have been delighted with how well they perform.
The world is a better place because you graciously shared your professional talent and refreshing perspective. Your are a rising star!
The lord himself is back
I love when he is wearing no makeup at all ❤️
Hi john! I think that dehydrated skin is skin that is missing water vs dry skin is skin that is missing oil. I might be wrong but I learned in beauty school that difference between the two is such. Glad to have you back !!
How are we so blessed as to have such a glorious person on our planet.
Huge fan I’m still learning makeup and you have the most beautiful Voice & love your Content merry Christmas my dear x ✨❤️✨
I'm a student in Colombia and your English is perfect for my practice! And yes, here in South America we don't have snow or "winter", the minimum in my city is 20°C and that's "very cold". Can you imagine!? It's wonderful see you again Lord MacLean, thank you for this filum!
Merry Christmas, John!!! Thank you for all your wonderful and educational videos. 🙂🎄☃️❄🥂🍾
The only person I will listen to about products for half an hour straight.
A staggeringly beautiful, interesting, completely stunning human... You are a gift!
I didn't expect that voice and didn't expect that he would be so elegant.
I love it.
“But thats a tale for another time.” Your the best John 😭
Had a shitty day, came home, found food, got the cat, sat down and...le sigh, listened to John. I simply adore his seamlessness.
*".... a product that you can apply that is very humectant, very moisturizing... but is also discreet...." Yaaassss!!!!!* ♥♥♥
You’re so humorous and thy eyes pierce my soul.
SEAMLESS GOD RETURNED
Beautiful person, talented and speaks English in such a soothing voice. A treat for me to watch
how can someone be this beautiful I am crying
John, you ARE the David Attenborough of make up. I can listen to you all day ❤️❤️❤️
LORD MACLEAN HAS RETURNED TO US WITH ANOTHER GLORIOUS FILLUM!!
We missed you. Christmas wouldn't have been merrier without this. Merry Christmas lord !!!!!
John: when I was a child I would steal the vodka in the family home
Me: can relate
John: and that's what I would use to polish my glass desk
Me: okay can't relate I've never been that sophisticated
The perfect gift for Christmas time ❤️❤️
nice profile pic
Merry trenchmas
These videos are absolutely mesmerizing. I could just listen to your voice all day long and be perfectly content.
Your voice is so comforting
Merry Christmas. Glad you're back. You've been missed. Now everyone's happy to see you again.
We love the information about how cold climate affects the mental health and more, wow we stan John Maclean 👏🏻🔥
Finally. One of my kind. I love your sense of humor! You are just mesmerizing to look at; your voice like silk. Why has it taken so long to have found such a fine specimen like you on here?! I thoroughly enjoy your films. Much love from across the pond - New Scotland 😘
John is not a normal TH-camr,he's a channel owner,content creater and a film maker
John is not a common doubleudoubleudoubleudotyoutubedotcommer.
Filum*
He directs, writes and produces filums
filum*
Filum*
What a Christmas gift. Your eloquence is inspiring and makes me want to send the ASMR community to reform school.
Demostenes is duly shook!
The best Christmas present
"I have been slightly fearful to articulate the exact pronunciation of the company in fear I may deviate from the higjest degree of accuracy" -J. Maclean
So, satisfying... 😍❤
Hello everyone, I hope you are okay with your self...And if you are not! Try to do something that you like. Bye