this compilation confirms Justyn is a masochist. he doesnt even need to take the BDSM test, just watch this video to find out he's into causing himself pain and agony.
I have so many memories of this game! I really wish we get a Sonic Heroes 2 or Sonic Heroes Remastered in the future! Also, I haven’t even 100% Sonic Heroes yet since getting the keys from each level while not taking any damage on top of actually trying to catch the Chaos Emerald is one big giant headache. Plus, I’ve been playing on the PS2 version which is bad for it having some dodgy controls.
I randomly saw this on my recommended list, thinking it was an analytical retrospective of this game but this masterpiece of a video was a pleasant surprise XD
First off I dont see any faults in you. wait hold on that was made to sound mean oh no second off JJ JJ Filthy Casual was making a joke. I know its hard to see sarcasm but its possible after like a million years of training
TheBcoolGuy No, it’s just Funke being extremely unlucky either by a bad copy or using emulation. I played this game a few months ago, and aside from a few slips and bad detection, I NEVER had any of the issues become as bad as the ones shown here. Also doesn’t help about one or two of these issues are actually on Funke’s end and not the game’s.
they aren't to make it look bad, I loved the game growing up. But i'm not going to take out all the absurdly stupid shit that happens just to preserve my memories.
FFS, I can't even eat pizza while watching this. I look away for one second, just to take a bite, and when I return - the game is already freaking out again.
actually i used to have this kind of glitches and problems with the game on the retail PC version, and its considered one of the "best" versions of the game, guys you got to understand if you dont have any issues playing the game now is because the Steam release is a more iron bugged version of the original retail one. Things like flying out of the rails without any rhyme or reason, getting stuck underneath or in between walls, characters suddendly getting stuck again in automated sections because bad collision in general, slipping out of the stage, endless bottomless pits to "amp up" the difficulty artificially being cheap and rather annoying when you are obliged to do presise platforming on a 3D space keepng in mind all the problems i mentioned, Final Fortress being a real pain in the ass because all those big robots in tiny platforms and ton of shit being shoot at you at the same time while you are flailing for your dear life to try to get somewhere in this digital colorfull mess of a game. Its fun when there isnt tons of rails to go through with a flimsy rail switching system, enemies having way too many health, too many automated buggy sections and did i mentioned there is bottomless pits everywhere? "green hill is looking more like bottomless hill right now" i say i remember it ""fondly"" because Seaside hill and Grand Metropolis to some extent because the rest is just a NIGHTMARE to go throught.
Yeah, there was retail release shortly after consoles and was a part of 'Sonic PC Collection' bit later on. No steam at this point. From what I've heard PC version of Sonic Heroes is regarded by some as a worse version (although as least it's 'optimized' for performance unlike PS2) and widely believed to be related to some kind of prototype or beta version due to some missing features regarding texture graphics and lighting engine apparently., I honestly cannot tell if this footage is PC or not, it might very well be. I remember an issue where I'd always die in grand metropolis by holding forward on an auto loop segment. I think it was a control side effect from using a keyboard though.
What I find great is that close to every Sonic game has an amazing soundtrack. It doesn’t matter how bad the game is, the songs are still freaking bops. Even shit like Sonic ‘06 has a good soundtrack.
Okay, tbh a lot of these were kind of just your fault I mean you point was made, but still Also I never came across most of these issues, the only one I did was the ai in team fights just killing themselves. It might be the version you played had more issues than other versions.
I never played Sonic Héroes and i have the fear that when i emulate it, it will work like this. *What's the best way to play Sonic Heroes on PC?* Please i need to know.
*Everyday. FUNKe's mental stability trickles into an endless low. His sanity draining to the very rotten core. Soon the grilled cheese will take over. Justyn has to escape. To find a way out of the pain. To end it all..* Lol stop reading
How the hell do people manage to break this game so much, like yeah I've had bugs too but god damn I've never seen half this shit outside of bug compilations
i'm so fucking done, this is my 8th time watching this video. No multi-million $ movie could even come close to this *sniff* *sniff* ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
ok in all seriousness, why is it that when ever i play a game it seems pretty solid, no serious glitches that ive come across. Meanwhile when i watch someone ELSE play the very same game, they seem to come across every single glitch without going out of their way to get them
Here are some things I discovered. If you run on a loop and then hold backwards or don’t touch anything, you just straight up fall or go flying. If you switch character when you finish a pinball part then you’re fucked. Sometimes i straight up go in the opposite direction on a rail Sometimes light speed dash doesn’t work. Sometimes i get hit by nothing Or maybe the game randomly deciding to throw me off of the map because why the fuck not Team battles The fact that to navigate the pause menu you have to press the pause button instead of a or b Egg emperor slashes not even hitting me yet i take damage. Dialogue repeating The camera sometimes has a stroke Sometimes i attack as a power character it goes speeding off the ledge Or trying to be slow on rails to avoid trains, but end up hitting them anyway. How does swinging to vines not connecting sound?
Unholy team battles, Bingo Highway and chaotic rail switching aside, I never remembered that many glitches from Heroes which is actually a decent game if you bother getting the hang of it (yes, button mashing the homing attack is bound to fuck up at some point or another). Then again I only played the PC version so I wouldn't know if the Gamecube version was fucked up. Still a really funny video nonetheless, keep this up!
Tails: Sonic hold my hand! Sonic: I'll never let go! (stressing) knuckles gets thrown by nothing then hits and then... ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! falls in water
It's kinda funny, but I found more bugs in this game than in Sonic 06, and I barely found bugs or glitches in Sonic 06... Which is kinda ironic. I still like it.
To clarify some apparent confusion, I love this game. I'm not trying to pull the wool on anybody, this is just some funny shit I encountered.
Just like your love for GWILLED CHEESE
Legit your 10th like. You're welcome bud.
All the best games have some good old fashioned jank
ok but like, when I watched the stream, it was mostly this.
I have a feeling most glitches were caused by an emulator, my ps2 version worked P E R F E C T L Y
2:30
Knuckles: “We’re not going there are we?”
Sonic: “Yes we are! Nooooooo!”
...guess they went to hell...
This is a ‘good’ twitch streamer.
Thank you Kanye very cool!
It *must* be true coming from trump himself
F2NKe is now illegal
got em
this compilation confirms Justyn is a masochist. he doesnt even need to take the BDSM test, just watch this video to find out he's into causing himself pain and agony.
Eggman should consult a dentist
A jar of pickles As should I.
I have so many memories of this game! I really wish we get a Sonic Heroes 2 or Sonic Heroes Remastered in the future!
Also, I haven’t even 100% Sonic Heroes yet since getting the keys from each level while not taking any damage on top of actually trying to catch the Chaos Emerald is one big giant headache. Plus, I’ve been playing on the PS2 version which is bad for it having some dodgy controls.
StickMaster500 leave this isn’t even a tf2 video
StickMaster500 I never really played heroes, but I remember playing sa and sab2
You again!!!!!
StickMaster500 why are you, ssb, and justin y. On every video I see
Stickmaster, what are you doing here this isn’t sheet music!
this HAS to be a fucked up version of the game, i played all of it and just fell through the floor like twice
Yeah I don't remember it being this broken when I played as a teen
To be fair you shouldn't fall through the floor of a good game at all.
This is about par for the course for when I played it. I was on the Gamecube version; not sure if that makes a difference.
The PC and PS2 versions are noticeably buggier than the GC and Xbox versions for some reason.
Team Sonic Racing without the cars
Isn't that Sonic R?
We don't talk about that game.
Hey. I was gonna watch Futurama porn but this is good too.
Digital Duckie Good boobs, everyone!
"Neat!" *takes picture*
XD
It's nice too see everyone thinks it's funny.
Now I'm intrigued.
I randomly saw this on my recommended list, thinking it was an analytical retrospective of this game
but this masterpiece of a video was a pleasant surprise XD
I don’t see any faults in sonic hero, at all.
Filthy Casual he just being a lil dick about it hes making a fool out of his self
Filthy Casual
Really not one? Not even the constant stopping? I’m just saying I don’t think it’s a good sonic game but maybe a good game in general
First off I dont see any faults in you. wait hold on that was made to sound mean oh no
second off JJ JJ Filthy Casual was making a joke. I know its hard to see sarcasm but its possible after like a million years of training
The Real Dylamb
I have yet to master this skill.
liiivveENT TV It’s opinions. Also it’s a joke you idiot.
Was this played on an emulator? I don't remember the original being this buggy
Tricksterking Rose-tinted nostalgia glasses and denial.
TheBcoolGuy I have my original Xbox set up so I can go and check so I will get back to you. I remember some parts being iffy but not as bad as this
TheBcoolGuy No, it’s just Funke being extremely unlucky either by a bad copy or using emulation. I played this game a few months ago, and aside from a few slips and bad detection, I NEVER had any of the issues become as bad as the ones shown here. Also doesn’t help about one or two of these issues are actually on Funke’s end and not the game’s.
BlazingWaters
How is the game being broken an issue on Funke's end?
Rickydo Emulators aren't perfect and can create bugs and glitches that weren't a part of the original game
Funke becomes a channel entirely based on 3d sonic games
sonic heroes is actually pretty good
andrew bailor yep
All I know about sonic games is that they are 30 percent buggy 30 percent weird animation and 40 percent broken gameplay
WhyDatGame Why that’s not true.
It’s 30% in all of those and 10% Sweet ass music
Ye
I hope this is sarcasm...
sonic heroes is my favourite game you leave it alone funk
he played a glitchy sonic game. F2NKe is just a one man game grumps now.
You should join vinesauce, you're literally becoming one of them.
Gay Acorn except this guy is trying too hard to be bad
o h s h i t s h o t s f i r e d
GRAND DAD
There's something inherently amusing about seeing Funke torture himself with a game that I really loved as a kid.
Funke is pure and all that's good in the world.
So, in other words, he might be rivaling Arin Hanson as the world's biggest autistic manchild who whines because he can't play ?
The Den Why bring drama to things that dont need it?
Nikki Kilo Why try to pretend this cringefest can get a free pass ?
F2nkE: That is not Vector's Voice Actor
Meanwhile in the "Great" Story
Vector: *W H A T*
>showing glitches and the worst parts of the game to make it look bad
*Why*
they aren't to make it look bad, I loved the game growing up. But i'm not going to take out all the absurdly stupid shit that happens just to preserve my memories.
F2NKe oh, ok. Thanks for explaining that
>defend this game
why
rallceu Cause it's amazing
rallceu cause people have different opinions. Did you forget that?
4:24 Nice controller ASMR.
F2NKe: Why can't Eggman buy a gun? Me:He's broke.
"Don't fall!"
**Immediately falls**
Oh Charmy...
This game is god like, don’t say these things Funke...
Also, this is why GameCube version rules all.
FFS, I can't even eat pizza while watching this. I look away for one second, just to take a bite, and when I return - the game is already freaking out again.
We NeEd MoRe SoNiC aDvEnTuRe GaMeS
>have to put good in ' ' ' ' to make sure everyone knows you're being sarcastic
i've had this title on the gamecube for years and i did not know this game could break itself so bad. im dying from this video
actually i used to have this kind of glitches and problems with the game on the retail PC version, and its considered one of the "best" versions of the game, guys you got to understand if you dont have any issues playing the game now is because the Steam release is a more iron bugged version of the original retail one.
Things like flying out of the rails without any rhyme or reason, getting stuck underneath or in between walls, characters suddendly getting stuck again in automated sections because bad collision in general, slipping out of the stage, endless bottomless pits to "amp up" the difficulty artificially being cheap and rather annoying when you are obliged to do presise platforming on a 3D space keepng in mind all the problems i mentioned, Final Fortress being a real pain in the ass because all those big robots in tiny platforms and ton of shit being shoot at you at the same time while you are flailing for your dear life to try to get somewhere in this digital colorfull mess of a game.
Its fun when there isnt tons of rails to go through with a flimsy rail switching system, enemies having way too many health, too many automated buggy sections and did i mentioned there is bottomless pits everywhere? "green hill is looking more like bottomless hill right now" i say i remember it ""fondly"" because Seaside hill and Grand Metropolis to some extent because the rest is just a NIGHTMARE to go throught.
GBlastMan Last I checked there is no Steam version. The only copy I ever owned of Heroes was a PC rom.
Yeah, there was retail release shortly after consoles and was a part of 'Sonic PC Collection' bit later on. No steam at this point. From what I've heard PC version of Sonic Heroes is regarded by some as a worse version (although as least it's 'optimized' for performance unlike PS2) and widely believed to be related to some kind of prototype or beta version due to some missing features regarding texture graphics and lighting engine apparently.,
I honestly cannot tell if this footage is PC or not, it might very well be. I remember an issue where I'd always die in grand metropolis by holding forward on an auto loop segment. I think it was a control side effect from using a keyboard though.
RodniDemental That's interesting, my PC disc for it worked flawlessly from what I can remember.
FUNKe is aggressively bad at Heroes for 11 minutes.
In kindergarten the teacher asked us to say a song so we would sing it, one kid asked if we could sing the Sonic Heros theme.
3:16
Homing attack only functions correctly when you are 2 inches away from the enemy
What I find great is that close to every Sonic game has an amazing soundtrack. It doesn’t matter how bad the game is, the songs are still freaking bops. Even shit like Sonic ‘06 has a good soundtrack.
This is the content I subscribed for
The voices for Sonic Knuckles and Tails in this game are my favorite.
7:37 Am I the only one that thinks he sounds like one of those screaming chicken toys?
He's not even watching himself. Too IMPATIENT
Almost as good as grilled cheese. Good job Funkers.
Okay, tbh a lot of these were kind of just your fault
I mean you point was made, but still
Also I never came across most of these issues, the only one I did was the ai in team fights just killing themselves. It might be the version you played had more issues than other versions.
DoppelDragon - Butters You cant talk for everyone because I can relate too him with my experience with these games.
every now and then i just watch this video and i still love it after 4 years of watching this
oh my god the last comment was three years ago
5:30 that's the arteezy despair breathing. You are embracing insanity at this point
That egg man dad bit was fucking great
*”tAKe thIS”*
What a good game
yes, a good game with a lot of bugs, really cool
I actually only ran into 2 bugs on the ps2 version. The bumping bug when I'm trying to fly, and the noclip bug; mostly on casino park.
9:18 *WE'RE REACHING MAXIMUM VELOCITY*
*WE'RE LEAVING THE ATMOSPHERE*
*SEND AN SOS*
That "o" pose shit was funny as hell
I never played Sonic Héroes and i have the fear that when i emulate it, it will work like this.
*What's the best way to play Sonic Heroes on PC?* Please i need to know.
2:45 if the hardest I've laughed in about a month
The best clitch that ever happen to me is that during sonic teams first amy fight they clitch trough the ground and the fight was over in 3 sec
Big the cat is my spirit animal
0:21
Eggman:you wont stop me this time sonic
Sonic:Oh really?
*Eggman then pulls out a .44 Magnum and shoots sonic in the head killing him instantly*
*Everyday. FUNKe's mental stability trickles into an endless low. His sanity draining to the very rotten core. Soon the grilled cheese will take over. Justyn has to escape. To find a way out of the pain. To end it all..*
Lol stop reading
Ah yes, when sonic was a Shōnen anime that was 90% glitches and 10% buttRAWK
I just wanna know who made the end card remix...
I've never seen a fanbase get so triggered over a joke video
If I recall correctly, sonic can run faster than most bullets.
"remember kids, drugs are no good!"
oh yeah sonic? what about SPEED?!
How the hell do people manage to break this game so much, like yeah I've had bugs too but god damn I've never seen half this shit outside of bug compilations
Can't watch yet because I'm at work but if you talk shit about this game I swear to god
bad game
Mortimer Stroodle good game, but he showed the worst parts to make it look bad.
Smotan yeah, and then a guy that never played this game watches this and thinks it's like Sonic 06
Smotan maybe the port I had but the ps2 version hardly had these bugs. I only experienced 2 bugs in my played through.
Default TM Its not sonic 06 but its still really bad even if you exclude de bugs.
i'm so fucking done, this is my 8th time watching this video. No multi-million $ movie could even come close to this
*sniff* *sniff* ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
your laugh could cure world hunger
You’re like my one friend from highschool, you like sonic and ur weird ❤️
Are you playing the gamecube version in an emulator? I play the PC version every now and then and i never got glitches THIS severe.
7:37 is basically what most people say when someone mentions 3D sonic
ok in all seriousness, why is it that when ever i play a game it seems pretty solid, no serious glitches that ive come across. Meanwhile when i watch someone ELSE play the very same game, they seem to come across every single glitch without going out of their way to get them
Wait, this isnt a good Sonic game...
this is
*GRAND METROPOLIS*
Good song. When’s the album dropping?
I'm allgeric to bananas
Jeez. This is a super broken version of this game. There was never this many glitches back when I played it
*SONIC H E R O E S SONIC “HEROES”*
Take a shot every time funk gets angry about sonic
It sounds like FUNKe hit puberty for the second time in his life.
>when you played the "inferior" PS2 version and somehow have had less collision problems
Also dat A C C I D E N T A L speedrun strat at 6:42
11 minutes and 46 seconds of wheezing
WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS MY LIFE?! AAAAAAUGGHHHH!
So many Beautiful Little Moments
I really like sonic heroes tho :/
He’s saying that as an opinion, not a statement, no need to be sad
He said he likes this game in the pinned comment.
rallceu Mania is overrated af. 3&kK is definitely better.
>telling people to off themselves over a video game
rallceu well.. y'know I'm just sayin I like it, not even my favorite sonic, I'm a Adventure 1/2 fanboy anyways
Here are some things I discovered.
If you run on a loop and then hold backwards or don’t touch anything, you just straight up fall or go flying.
If you switch character when you finish a pinball part then you’re fucked.
Sometimes i straight up go in the opposite direction on a rail
Sometimes light speed dash doesn’t work.
Sometimes i get hit by nothing
Or maybe the game randomly deciding to throw me off of the map because why the fuck not
Team battles
The fact that to navigate the pause menu you have to press the pause button instead of a or b
Egg emperor slashes not even hitting me yet i take damage.
Dialogue repeating
The camera sometimes has a stroke
Sometimes i attack as a power character it goes speeding off the ledge
Or trying to be slow on rails to avoid trains, but end up hitting them anyway.
How does swinging to vines not connecting sound?
11 and 3 quarter minutes of Funke suffering
Nearly 12 minuets of Funk completely breaking a game without either wanting nor trying to and then screaming in agony.
Nothing to see here.
I think the game ended up breaking him.
Quality Content
Better laugh than cry amirite
9:38 - the sound of a broken man.
I was watching this stream. Chat sure imploded when he showed his legs.
I remember this being fucking infuriating as a child... but not straight up buggy and broken.
Is this the ps2 version? That would explain much, considering what people have said....
Hahaha that sonic blues song was great.
Unholy team battles, Bingo Highway and chaotic rail switching aside, I never remembered that many glitches from Heroes which is actually a decent game if you bother getting the hang of it (yes, button mashing the homing attack is bound to fuck up at some point or another). Then again I only played the PC version so I wouldn't know if the Gamecube version was fucked up.
Still a really funny video nonetheless, keep this up!
Some of that shit was pretty crazy. I never encountered that, and I've been playing this since I was 4!
Funke Goes Crazy: The Stream
There is some kind of entity in the universe that really has it out for poor Funke...
Tails: Sonic hold my hand!
Sonic: I'll never let go! (stressing)
knuckles gets thrown by nothing then hits and then...
ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
falls in water
K, wow, hes Justinsane now, the game drove him mad. Its just a matter of streams until he loses it
This man laughing at his own mistakes.
Is this emulated? I've barely seen any of these bugs.
when you upload more videos on your 2nd channel then your main channel
I do genuinely like this game,I should play it again
It's kinda funny, but I found more bugs in this game than in Sonic 06, and I barely found bugs or glitches in Sonic 06... Which is kinda ironic.
I still like it.
if you're smart you'd know this was a joke.
All I can think of is Vector in soldiers armour
The PS2 version isn't this glitchy