Kind of like the people I unfollow who start working out and constantly post, "Off to the gym to overtrain!" then proceed to detail their workout live, and then a recap afterward. I get that people need motivation, feedback, and accountability, but damn, that's too much.
My family lives in Fairfield County, Connecticut, where people not only have Pelotons placed in very strategic/obvious locations inside their multi-million dollar homes, but they wear peloton shirts & hats on their daily walks/runs (don’t know why they go outside if they have pelotons...haha) My family and I joke about them by singing the Ed Sheeran song “beautiful people” and replace the words with “this is my only fear...that we become.. PELOTON PEOPLE!” 😂
That’s hilarious 😂 Omg made me laugh so much. Believe me I wont judge if you become a peloton girl as well. With all the daily advertisements and peer pressure😂🤣😂
Peloton bikes used to be affordable, in line with other exercise bikes, but people weren’t buying them. Their strategy, raise the price and make it an exclusive piece of exercise equipment. Seems that strategy paid off. When I think of owners of these bikes it reminds me of a joke I know. “What’s the difference between a porcupine and a European luxury car owner? With the porcupine the prick is on the outside.”
Hey, at least a Porsche looks beautiful - well, provided the designer wasn't trying too hard to make it look like space ship or sneaker or whatever. Which is more than can be said for a peloton.
Step 1: buy a $2000 workout bike Step 2: make a TH-cam video about it on your business’ channel Step 3: write it off as a business expense GENIUS. Well played John, well played.
Not I take my Peloton outside. I literally have a friend that does that with her neighbor across the street. They work out across the street from each other on the damn sidewalk. 😭
I don't know if anyone realized, but his main goal is to bring out: get a normal bike. This guy deserves way more credit than he gets. Keep it up. We love you. And keep mocking those liberals
Guilty, though at least Strava is a closed environment (i.e. mostly people on Strava sharing for other people on Strava). You have the whole other subset of people posting their Strava to Facebook!
I'm just impressed with how much you had to drag that bike around to get all of the shots! I almost threw my back out trying to increase the height on my handlebars!
This comment section will drive me to look up 'cross fitting'. (And I'll probably regret it.) Nothing against vegans, though! Cutting down on animal products is the best thing anybody can do for the planet. And I've never met a vegan who couldn't cook.
Riding your Peloton in your LIVING ROOM?! You mean you don’t have a custom home gym with alllll the Peloton wall art, shoe holder, towel holder, LED lighting, sound system, and dedicated mounted TV?! Peasant. 🤣
So many reasons why I take my neighborhood walk right out of bed at 5:00 AM: super fresh cool air, no one staring, no mask required, and podcasts. ALL FREE.
Until you get mugged by a junkie or hit by a car. Good for you that you're willing to get up at five fucking a.m. to walk around outside, some people want to workout at normal hours, indoors, where there aren't addicts, or coyotes, or 40 degree rain to deal with.
Great one. I remember when Peloton was controversial because the chick in the commercial wanted the bike for Christmas. Now, I see everyone having one.
Meanwhile I'm refusing to tell anyone I just purchased a Peloton just to avoid having them think I've turned into the kind of monster that rides a stationary bike on the sidewalk XD
In my group of TH-cam suggestion I see the owner of this Peloton is a billionaire and I went what is this. Than I went down and saw this video by JohnbCrist and I now know what this is. Love the part where you home can now smell like a gym.
I got the Peloton when I had to give up real cycling for health reasons. It has saved my sanity. It is not the same, but the work out is good and I can still do it. But the video was funny.
Love that his shirt kept getting wetter and wetter as if he was sweating. But then the shots from behind him showing the screen, shirt is totally dry in the back. 😂 still funny
I was actually thinking about getting one but I'm second guessing that now haha. Pretty sure I can just go outside and enjoy the fresh air. Thanks John lol
You can ride anywhere except for low income areas 😂😂😂😂
Bahaha
Peliton should consider that, nothing is as invigorating as trying to escape some sketchy individuals in a sketchy neighborhood
@@morango501 oh no😁🤣
@@morango501 Now introducing, Peloton: South Side Chicago Edition! And coming soon, Inner City Detroit Edition!
I live in the hood
And that was true and funny
:)
Peloton owners are the Crossfitters of the cycling world
@Sean Dooley be a bigger douche. Seriously.
@Sean Dooley 😂😂😂😂 keep being self righteous, smug, and reprehensible. Jesus is watching.
@Just Some Kraken With Internet Access so he is the peloton one.
Yeeeeesssss!!!!😂😂😂😂
@@JennaLeigh
CrossFit can change lives people tell me all the time but I have never done neither Exercise or CrossFit 😂
"I'd rather be in my dining room, breathing recycled air and staring at a TV screen."
- johnbchrist 2020
- *2020 to the world.
Obviously!
"What's the point of working out if nobody knows about it?"
Instagram's mission statement.
LOL, amen, I mean, isn't that the only reason any of us work out? To make someone notice it?
Hi, by the way ;)
@@BrownEyedBirdAudios
Of course! Last place I thought I'd find you, Birdie! 🖐
Kind of like the people I unfollow who start working out and constantly post, "Off to the gym to overtrain!" then proceed to detail their workout live, and then a recap afterward. I get that people need motivation, feedback, and accountability, but damn, that's too much.
Yeeessszz...nailed it
Guilty as charged! Lol
So this is basically just how John Crist brags about his new Peloton.... well played, sir. 😂
And he can officially write it off on his taxes as a business expense... seriously well played!
Who says this is his house u all?😄😀
@@aoneal0603 🤯🤯🤯
It’s not his. It’s a friend’s. You can tell by the house.
😂
"It's mine...I only have 60 more payments." Lol. John is hilarious. 😂😂😂
MmHmm. Wonder why people never notice that about the homes and cars they pretend belong to them.
I can’t get motivated without a 20yo from Brooklyn screaming at me either
I like how he gets sweatier in every shot
But his back stays dry!
And the water bottle gets emptier. Coincidence?
@@akelley.73 no
Plus the eyeliner.
My family lives in Fairfield County, Connecticut, where people not only have Pelotons placed in very strategic/obvious locations inside their multi-million dollar homes, but they wear peloton shirts & hats on their daily walks/runs (don’t know why they go outside if they have pelotons...haha) My family and I joke about them by singing the Ed Sheeran song “beautiful people” and replace the words with “this is my only fear...that we become.. PELOTON PEOPLE!” 😂
@Missy Laneous that’s awesome! I do wonder if people even use them that often or if they start to collect dust....
I lived there, but moved back to Alabama....nobody has one here lol
I live here and that is so true that it hurts
That’s hilarious 😂 Omg made me laugh so much. Believe me I wont judge if you become a peloton girl as well. With all the daily advertisements and peer pressure😂🤣😂
@@Spinel1094 fellow Alabamian here, had no clue what this was!🤦♀️😂😂😂😂
"I dont know what's bigger, my thighs or my ego" true word have never been spoken
‘Urgh what’s it like being poor?’ I’m finished 😂😭
I yelled IT SUCKS CAUSE I WANT ONE 🤣😂😬💀
This is exactly what I did yesterday when mine came in ahhahah
Bruh!!! When he said “You can ride anywhere except for low income areas” my heart almost stopped cuz I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peloton bikes used to be affordable, in line with other exercise bikes, but people weren’t buying them. Their strategy, raise the price and make it an exclusive piece of exercise equipment. Seems that strategy paid off.
When I think of owners of these bikes it reminds me of a joke I know. “What’s the difference between a porcupine and a European luxury car owner? With the porcupine the prick is on the outside.”
Proves how dumb people are. Lol
Hey, at least a Porsche looks beautiful - well, provided the designer wasn't trying too hard to make it look like space ship or sneaker or whatever.
Which is more than can be said for a peloton.
"I just want to make sure the neighborhood knows that I work out on a Peloton." BAHAHAHAH
Our pelaton just delivered last night 😂😂😂😂😂
I FORGOT ABOUT YOU GUYS
LOL
Oh my aren't u so lucky
I just posted a few stop motions videos if any of y’all wanna watch :)
Thanks!
Oh my gosh! I would watch you two when I was in middle school!
Step 1: buy a $2000 workout bike
Step 2: make a TH-cam video about it on your business’ channel
Step 3: write it off as a business expense
GENIUS. Well played John, well played.
🤣 common sense
Dead on! Lol!!
It's not that simple. If that's the case anyone could make TH-cam videos and write off everything as a business expense.
@@johndoe7244 they could. but they don’t.
Step 4: Hang clothes on it.
"My only fear is never trying."
"COME ONNNNN!"
lmfaoooooooo
I love my Peloton. I enjoy comedians who poke fun at us.
Not I take my Peloton outside. I literally have a friend that does that with her neighbor across the street. They work out across the street from each other on the damn sidewalk. 😭
You have got to be kidding me. They can't just facetime each other from inside?
Lol
Come on! Just get a real bike and ride outside. It's really cool and fun.
@@tiffanycoleman1297 I Have no clue 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know if anyone realized, but his main goal is to bring out: get a normal bike.
This guy deserves way more credit than he gets. Keep it up. We love you. And keep mocking those liberals
"Yes! I love when white girls say rap music lyrics to help me get inspired!" 😁
That's was racist!!!!
@@joeweaver1004 really now?! Lol 😂
That moment you happen to read and hear the comment at the same time😆🙌
@@RitaWil 😉
Legit almost fell out of my chair
Love how you put your bike everywhere in the house LOL!
Always before you workout at home, you have to open the blinds!😂😂😂😂
🤣
THE ACCURACY IS INSANE!! My youth pastor always post his peloton workouts on his IG story
If only you could ride your Peloton through a low-income area, get it stolen, and then have to walk your shoeless ass home. Great cardio workout.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just ugly laughed so loud!😂😂
That would be a hilarious skit
Lol
Nobody in the hood wants a bike that can't move. They know better lol
One of the funniest videos I've seen on YT yet! Keep em coming!
The one dislike was from a Peloton owner
Lol
Or from one of those broke Nordic Track owners. 🤣
I have a Peloton, this entire video is hilarious and so are the comments.
So glad you are back. We need you to explain things like this to us.
So happy to see you back on TH-cam!!! Love all of your content!!! Keep going!!!
"What's the point of working out if everyone doesn't know about it," said everyone on Strava
Guilty, though at least Strava is a closed environment (i.e. mostly people on Strava sharing for other people on Strava). You have the whole other subset of people posting their Strava to Facebook!
“I own this bike...I ah still got $2500 to pay off over 16 months...but I own this bike!!” LOL
🤣
The accuracy of this stereotype is almost scary...
You could choose to ride anywhere. Except for low income areas 😂😂😂
Dude, you just destroy all of my plans 😂😂😂
I didn’t even know what a peloton was until I saw this video LOL
Same, darlin. Same.🤷♀️
Good at least I’m not the only one LOL and then the funny thing was I went on Hulu earlier and an ad popped up for a peloton how scary is that
@Ok Thanks haha! You are correct. I'm from the Deep South!
I'm just impressed with how much you had to drag that bike around to get all of the shots! I almost threw my back out trying to increase the height on my handlebars!
“Except for low income areas” this made me lol and I feel bad about it
I'm a vegan, tesla drivin', cross fitting, peloton owner.... Now you know everything about me.
Standing desk guy too
This comment section will drive me to look up 'cross fitting'. (And I'll probably regret it.)
Nothing against vegans, though! Cutting down on animal products is the best thing anybody can do for the planet. And I've never met a vegan who couldn't cook.
*"I love when white girls say rap music lyrics to help me get inspired"* Me too friend. Me too.
Sis I died when he said that!
Glad we can help.
This is so wholesome!!!! 😊
“I own this bike-I still got like $2500 to pay this off “ I’m done lol 😂
My friend just got a peloton and they won't stop talking about it like reaaaallllyyy
As a person who works for peloton I can definitely say that I have delivered to way too many people who act like this
Riding your Peloton in your LIVING ROOM?! You mean you don’t have a custom home gym with alllll the Peloton wall art, shoe holder, towel holder, LED lighting, sound system, and dedicated mounted TV?! Peasant. 🤣
Wow they have all of that?!’😆😮
You totally described every detail of my wife’s Peloton Suite.
Right? They sound poor 🤣🤣🤣
So glad your back! Hope you’re in a good place
What if this was an ad for Peloton 😂😂
I deadarse checked to see if it was sponsored!😂😂 was thinking it might be!
Hey should get paid by Peloton.
@@JennaLeigh sameee lol
Hello, John. I find this video rather amusing and I want to thank you the laughs. Have a very merry Christmas.
"20 year old from Brooklyn"
I feel attacked.
"Whats the point of working out if everyone doesn't know about it" he explained millennials and genZ so accurately 😂
I got a peloton ad after this notification before I even watched the video
So many reasons why I take my neighborhood walk right out of bed at 5:00 AM: super fresh cool air, no one staring, no mask required, and podcasts. ALL FREE.
VERY well played! Lol!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
Not in the low income neighborhood.
Until you get mugged by a junkie or hit by a car.
Good for you that you're willing to get up at five fucking a.m. to walk around outside, some people want to workout at normal hours, indoors, where there aren't addicts, or coyotes, or 40 degree rain to deal with.
@@FrenkTheJoy idk maybe move
“It’s more of a lifestyle” yep 100%
This is my new favorite channel on TH-cam!!!
This was freaking hilarious!!!
Only here cause my mom has a peloton!😂
Wow Holy crap thanks for the likes, also she loves her peloton!
Great one. I remember when Peloton was controversial because the chick in the commercial wanted the bike for Christmas. Now, I see everyone having one.
1:24 “goin down the course, nice little dust kick up there, OH AND HE DOES A NO HANDER OFF THE KICKER!
Anyone else just instantly click on the thumbnail when you see it's John Crist? hahahaha 👍👍😀😀
Totally agree, love him he’s HILARIOUS
Meanwhile I'm refusing to tell anyone I just purchased a Peloton just to avoid having them think I've turned into the kind of monster that rides a stationary bike on the sidewalk XD
I talk about peloton so much my friend started getting ads for it on her phone lol
lmao the amount of sweat on your shirt and the accuracy of telling everyone I know I got a Peloton!!
"to me, what's the point of working out if everyone doesn't know about it'.....😆
🤣
I Pelotoned for the first time last night and now I can see out my ears
I bought a HUFFY. Much better workout.
You are correct sir I have a huffy as well
They still make Huffy’s?! I had a Huffy bike when I was a little girl!
Thanks for this I seriously had LOL moments, well done!!!
funny as this was, i want a peloton even more now
You will be thrilled
I love this guy. He speaks th language of truth. Never be afraid of making fun of your self as it would take th joy out of life ❤❤
I hope you posted this to Instagram, John. We really do care for you.
This infomercial worked! gonna be looking into Pelotons relatively asap! thanks jc
In my group of TH-cam suggestion I see the owner of this Peloton is a billionaire and I went what is this. Than I went down and saw this video by JohnbCrist and I now know what this is. Love the part where you home can now smell like a gym.
“I open my blinds so my neighbors can see that I work out”
😂😂😂
😂 as a peloton mom I love my house smelling like a gym and not seeing it as a clothes hanger. Lol this was good! 👏🏻
YEESSSSS How did you know we needed this.
John: "PEOPLE CARE!!!" ...... who's going to tell him? Hahahaha!
The fact that I got a Nordictrack ad right before this video is just…perfect
“People care” 😂 I want the shirt!!!!!
I got the Peloton when I had to give up real cycling for health reasons. It has saved my sanity. It is not the same, but the work out is good and I can still do it. But the video was funny.
When you watch this and own a peloton
Right?! I had to click it just because of that.
Nice, I actually want one but I also like riding my mountain bike outside of the house and seeing nature
Love that his shirt kept getting wetter and wetter as if he was sweating. But then the shots from behind him showing the screen, shirt is totally dry in the back. 😂 still funny
I had no clue what a Peloton was until I watched this video.
Love your videos.
I honestly feel like this Video was directed to me personally
Seriously Jeff, do you open the drapes so that everyone can see?
I don’t do that but about everything else is pretty accurate
I love the Check Your Heart shirt. Straight away listening to that song again.
Love the way his shirt got a shade darker cuz of his "sweat"
It would make me so much happier to know that he bought this $3000 machine just for this sketch
"Hold on, I'm posting my ride to my Instagram story, people care!!!" Said no one. Ever.
hilarious man thanks for the laughs!!
He didn't say "No, I'm not doing this joke" in this video. haha
I was actually thinking about getting one but I'm second guessing that now haha. Pretty sure I can just go outside and enjoy the fresh air. Thanks John lol
Honestly just ordered one last night. Looks like I need to get an Instagram account as well!
The “Check your heart” Tee goes perfectly with the video 😂
Dude hilarious.
Ordered mine today.
Still laughing.
Can't wait to ride until they deliver in 2025.
Welcome back!!
I have the same shirt he was wearing that I bought at motion three years ago or so!
Epic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Subbed 😎
THIS IS SO RELATABLE AS A PELOTON USER-
As a peloton owner this is 100% accurate
"I love when white girls tell me rap quotes to help me get inspired" 😂
This is an EXCELLENT video
There's gotta be an "if a tree falls in the forest..." joke here somewhere....
Hilarious 😆. I have a social media friend always bragging about her peloton workouts 😂😂😂